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1660629506 | 1660630522 | t3_wpmck4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by using tinder In New York & getting robbed
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geefunken: Didn’t you just post this saying you’d hooked up with a Blood? Why’d you change it - scared?
Corey3500: Maybe it sounded too farfetched lol
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1660629833 | 1660678263 | t3_wpmg6l | t5_2to41 | 1,514 | B1gCh33sy: TIFU by believing the thing that I found in my beard was cilantro
TW: stupidity and arachnids
Today, roughly ~30 minutes ago, as I was laying in bed, I picked something out of my beard, thinking it was some element of the pico de gallo I had slightly earlier as a midnight snack. As I placed it between my te... | 7 | 216.285714 | |
1660630315 | 1660783971 | t3_wpml2c | t5_2to41 | 3 | Addicted_Luhima2273: TIFU by letting my boyfriend go through my YikYak app
YikYak is an app where you can post almost anything anonymously. The posts are local, so you can see anonymous posts from people around you. It's kind of like an anonymous Twitter just without the usernames and profile pictures. Instead, you get... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1660631922 | 1660634014 | t3_wpn15v | t5_2to41 | -13 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my dogs mate.
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Eldainfrostbrand: I don't know where to start with this one. I hope they take the other dog away from you
AbsolutelyMorbin: I didn't do it on purpose.
Its not like I was outright abusing the dogs. I just wanted them to have puppies.
Eldainfrostbrand: You don't deserve... | 11 | -1.181818 | |
1660632963 | 1660634306 | t3_wpnbea | t5_2to41 | 5 | yongtaufoowithpearl: TIFU by almost burning down my entire house playing a game
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blagsan82: How the hell can you play an app for 39 hours straight? Job? School? How the hell (were) you paying for that apartment?
B3TT3Rnow_thanNEVER: Weekend? And no care for the pain upon returning to work.
Perhaps also exagge... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1660634282 | 1660655720 | t3_wpnohw | t5_2to41 | 25 | pink_shortss: TIFU By Not Kissing The Girl
TIFU: By not kissing the girl
Ok so context this was 2 days ago at an airport. I M ( 21) connected with a girl f (21) overseas during the whole lockdown stage a couple years ago. She's incredible, truly. At the start of the year I kind of just booked a trip to where she liv... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1660635730 | 1660691105 | t3_wpo2c8 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to a cute girl
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No_Love_1353: Shit happens. If everything was “going well” before the guy started chatting with you, I figure they had this set up before hand and they’re toxic af, as the kids say…
Wrong_Celebration_14: Frfr
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1660632863 | 1660682135 | t3_wpnaei | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by not saving my contacts
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gotterfly: Imagine two people that live in the same area, that share the same area code. What are the odds!
poopyrattler: Imagine being so autistic you cannot maintain any friendships, wait gotterfly doesn't have to 🤭
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1660641269 | 1660675871 | t3_wppjgk | t5_2to41 | 46 | tohopallo: TIFU by falling into sleep at work
This happened years ago when I was 25 years old, but for some reason I just got a flash back and just realized how it must have looked to other people, and I'm mortified.
So I was working as an operator at an oil distillery. That spring I started suddenly losing weight and... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1660642971 | 1660647421 | t3_wppzlf | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU because I threw a bird into the trash.
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wiffleplop: If you had cats, you’d soon get over the feeling. I’ve had to ‘bury’ at least a dozen mice/voles this year.
Vequihellin: Came to say the same thing.
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1660644822 | 1660691424 | t3_wpqhxa | t5_2to41 | 3,846 | ASRohl95: TIFU by sleeping with the bride's cousin
So today (yesterday to be exact) was my cousin's wedding. The wedding was beautiful. Everything seemed like a fairytale. Only one problem. Being a single groomsman can attract a lot of female attention. In this case, the bride's cousin. An extremely attractive, sensual... | 8 | 480.75 | |
1660638780 | 1660743554 | t3_wpow1e | t5_2to41 | 615 | [deleted]: TIFU by clearing out the office of my friends late dad
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Patient-Quarter-1684: I'm sorry, but that's awesome.
Dad gets his writing noticed and some stranger gets a porn bomb.
Dad-Baud: “Porn bomb” just made my day.
tom_d87: Hey and it will probobally make somebody’s *hole weak!*
Dad-Baud: New handle... | 5 | 123 | |
1660646918 | 1660696502 | t3_wpr315 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Technicolourhero: TIFU By Not Going To The Pub
This happened within the past 24 hours, and boy oh boy, am I feeling the repercussions now! English is absolutely my first language but I'm new to posting here and also on my phone so formatting is probably a bit dodgy.
TLDR at the bottom.
I (31F) am a volunteer firefigh... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1660638098 | 1660650045 | t3_wpopd4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying during my wax appointment
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LofiLorraine: She'll likely forget all about it by your next session. Alternatively, you can go to a different aesthetician.
wax_throwaway102939: Yeah hahah I hope she does
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1660652723 | 1660677103 | t3_wpt02i | t5_2to41 | 109 | Narcoleptic_Mama: TIFU by taking my Husband to a Chocolate Murder Mystery
The family and I went to Hersheys Chocolate world and happened to see their 4D movie. Which in short ,was an interactive mystery about who has been breaking into the Chocolate factory.
The interactive part was an actor who spoke through an ... | 4 | 27.25 | |
1660655589 | 1661181104 | t3_wpu0zh | t5_2to41 | 70 | throwaway4689076421: TIFU Calling "spectrum"
Hi reddit today is the tale of how I fell for an Indian call center scam.
I am currently in the process of moving and my new apartment only has the option of spectrum, so last night I decided to get an appointment set so I can have it installed when I move but here's where ... | 5 | 14 | |
1660660072 | 1660740392 | t3_wpvr83 | t5_2to41 | 19,603 | LittleJudgyGuyGal: TIFU by writing a Tinder bio
I joined Tinder a couple of months ago. I was constantly deleting and then redownloading for about two years. I usually would get a lot of matches easily, so much so that it was so overwhelming I would delete the app. I am shy too so it didn’t feel great to be on the app ... | 12 | 1,633.583333 | |
1660661610 | 1660664875 | t3_wpwdlr | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU Tipping 160% to an UberEats Delivery Driver
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JMeeks_IV: Didn't this exact thing get posted a couple weeks ago?
MrYunto: Yeah i think so too.
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1660664140 | 1660666272 | t3_wpxf8j | t5_2to41 | 6 | TempestHerox: TIFU By tryna have sex for the first time..
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Scared_Weekend_7979: Ive read this before lmao
ouzo84: He posted it 12 days ago and it was deleted.
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1660664676 | 1660665739 | t3_wpxn3z | t5_2to41 | 104 | HappyFamily0131: TIFU Saying Something Other Than My Boss's Name On a Group Call
While this isn't as serious of a fuckup as many of the fuckups on this board, this did just happen around fifteen minutes ago.
My boss (or Product Owner, technically) is a great boss. She's professional, capable, and also happens to be an... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1660665060 | 1660665720 | t3_wpxspt | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking a guy blocked me when actually I didn’t give him my new number
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seylavee: Not sure if its just in your country but i've been using the same mobile number for almost 20 years, through maybe 6-8 phone changes.
[deleted]: I’ve had to change carriers like 5 times 😅
seylavee: Oh, changi... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1660663807 | 1660678854 | t3_wpxa7w | t5_2to41 | 18 | throwawayno52927: TIFU by bending down in the shower, squashing a cockroach on my ass and then causing chemical burns in the area
Oh boy, it's throwaway time. Obligatory English is not my first language blah blah blah.
I (26M) am currently on vacation to some place i visit quite often, thus i have a house which i us... | 3 | 6 | |
1660665543 | 1660668946 | t3_wpxzl5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | retsuko_h4x: TIFU by not recording an altercation I had with an old man.
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AllanfromWales1: You're not a nice person, are you.
iHomelessMonkey: Such a thing doesn't exist anymore
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1660666687 | 1660669662 | t3_wpygy7 | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my Bestfriend pregnant
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clarkology: get a dna test. she could have been rawdogging the cock carousel during this time and letting you foot the bill because you seem the more stable selection...not some guy she met in the bar with the 12 inch cock.
Groundbreaking-Box20: How much do y... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1660670882 | 1660704938 | t3_wq07l5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by nearly destroying my cars engine
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not_very_canadian: I have nothing useful to add, but I hate when people say rpms. It's already plural.
I worked in a performance tuning place and had to hear it all day. It drove me crazy.
Also, if you're just driving around at high rpm for a bit, it's pro... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1660672128 | 1660713502 | t3_wq0px3 | t5_2to41 | 2,395 | JimFromSpanishClass: TIFU by tearing my Achilles while being broken up with
This happened a while ago, but it has just now become funny to me so I thought I'd share my misery.
A little background: A couple months prior to this event I tore my Achilles playing soccer with my friends. Freak accident but it happens. Went... | 7 | 342.142857 | |
1660673497 | 1660675998 | t3_wq1avn | t5_2to41 | 59 | NobodyIsMeToo: TIFU by stalking a work colleague and outing myself in the work chat
Looking for a hole to bury myself into, preferably Australia or somewhere just as far.
This actually happened today, in fact I don't even know what will happen to me, too afraid to check. But on to the story: Today I started this 3 ... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1660674805 | 1660740234 | t3_wq1uku | t5_2to41 | 185 | StreetPen: TIFU by rage tweeting about Bed Bath and Beyond
Hi, Obligatory, this TIFU happened 4 days ago.
I'm a retired professional wrestler. Like many pro-sport athletes, I managed my money poorly. I bought frivolous trips, homes, and fancy dinners.
The only thing I had going for me was a few stocks. After the Game... | 5 | 37 | |
1660675327 | 1660675712 | t3_wq226r | t5_2to41 | 50 | J0nny_3nglisch: TIFU by getting Covid twice and it fucked my Life
TIFU by getting Covid twice and it fucked my Life
Already posted this on r/Covid19positive but I wanted to get in touch with more people :)
My Story
Hey everyone, this is my first post on Reddit, but it's such an important topic and I thought maybe a c... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1660674992 | 1660760169 | t3_wq1x9y | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: TIFU by traumatizing my son because he wanted to watch veggie tales.
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GsTSaien: Lmao nice shotpost. You did not watch a 9 year old video as a kid if you have a 5 yr old son.
aachoom: Your comment is still wrong the video was around before youtube was a thing. You can find songs from the beatles uplo... | 9 | 11.111111 | |
1660676135 | 1660677305 | t3_wq2e20 | t5_2to41 | 7 | struccy: TIFU i accidentally shitted in my pants
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TiltedWombat: This is why Reddit has an age limit. There's no way you're over 12
struccy: This is why Reddit has an age limit. There's no way you're over 12
Commercial-Ad1081: >This is why Reddit has an age limit. There's no way you're over 12
This is why R... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1660678766 | 1660679082 | t3_wq3h1v | t5_2to41 | 19 | nicalleto: TIFU smoking too much with my coworkers
This happened a few days ago. One of my coworkers was having a birthday party. Super chill - people drinking, smoking, and playing games. Good times basically. A few of the smokers step off to the side to burn one and I join. Here’s the FU - I rarely smoke weed anymore... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1660680436 | 1660693987 | t3_wq45wq | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ok_Eye_2982: tifu by pranking a friend
My friend is pretty lazy at work, just sits around on her phone, she’s a bit unsociable - I think due to anxiety. So I thought it would be funny to send an email, pretending to be a man complaining about rude staff. Got a bit carried away - said something on the lines of “I will m... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1660680376 | 1660738137 | t3_wq451w | t5_2to41 | 8 | TurnipTwat: TIFU Getting alcohol-based hand sanitizer in my eye
So i tried to buy an app on my phone but it just would not for 5 minutes i tried everything so out of anger i kind of uh... Uh... Well... I wont go into detail but i partook in rub rub.
So then i went to put on hand sanitizer, it was on a table next to my... | 4 | 2 | |
1660679904 | 1660776120 | t3_wq3xsr | t5_2to41 | 235 | Embarrassed_Goat_381: TIFU by having social anxiety and missing the boat.
So apologies for formatting, currently on mobile.
So this happened a few minutes ago. I have social anxiety and don't deal well with crowds. We happen to be on vacation and visited Peaks Island in Maine. The only way on and off the island is ... | 4 | 58.75 | |
1660677842 | 1660682207 | t3_wq33o8 | t5_2to41 | 109 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting an enema on the 7 story waterslide in front of my entire class.
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orerreF: Had an incredibly shitty day, but this story made me giggle, thanks a freaking lot for sharing!
TeachOfTheYear: I was hoping it would give someone a chuckle. Glad it was you. :0)
orerreF: Oh stop it, you! :3 y... | 4 | 27.25 | |
1660681429 | 1660693210 | t3_wq4kn2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying bdsm because i was insecure
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jeffinRTP: You need to discuss limits and such beforehand. also need a safe word.
TheSentientPurpleGoo: according to the post, they did both.
jeffinRTP: I guess I should have added use and followed them.
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1660682611 | 1660697336 | t3_wq5288 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking through my closest friend snap messages with his gf
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Pain4444: Guessing he doesn’t use lock on his phone?
No_Love_1353: Not around people he claimed as friends…
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1660685777 | 1660686908 | t3_wq6djp | t5_2to41 | 7 | 100percentsilkworm: TIFU by not knowing how to end a conversation.
Obligatory this was not today.
This is my FU because I brought it upon myself by having a PATHOLOGICAL inability to end a conversation.
There is a lot of backstory here, but I’m pretty sure it’s all necessary.
Back in October of 2019, I was having s... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1660685767 | 1660686430 | t3_wq6de9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally finding lube
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AlexD51192: Yea.... Likely story
eternal_fury2210: Would u like a photo of the lube
AlexD51192: Hahahah, you mistake my post. I believe you that there was lube, but I 100% do not believe your father's story. It's his.
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1660689194 | 1660690114 | t3_wq7roa | t5_2to41 | 12 | h0lyheartbreakbatman: TIFU by coming in late to work
Now I'm sure this wouldn't be that big of a deal, but I'm 16f so this is a first.
Yesterday at about 10am, I started drinking a redbull and probably finished it at 12pm. I really didn't expect only one can of Redbull keeping me up til 3am, but it did.
I also thin... | 3 | 4 | |
1660689482 | 1660693508 | t3_wq7vny | t5_2to41 | 17 | SamTBxx: TIFU by cutting off my sister's hair.
My mom and sister (11F) always wear fake hair and try new styles constantly. I (16M) have never been good with hair and am otherwise lazy with mine. However, my mom called and asked me to cut my sister's fake hair, but to watch out for the real parts. Her exact words were ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1660691109 | 1660691727 | t3_wq8ik8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a panic attack in a church and getting kicked out
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Curious_Strike3950: Maybe your only mistake was deciding to climb that narrow tower of stairs even though you were claustrophobic. Other than that, it is unacceptable for people to give you strange looks. I don't think claustrophobia ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1660692485 | 1660697348 | t3_wq91ps | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by macing my tinder date's dick
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Semprovictus: Trust me, he will come around. It wasn't intentional and you were giving him head. He's not mad at you, he's mad he didn't get to finish
ligmuhtaint: ☝️
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1660695275 | 1660697554 | t3_wqa3hb | t5_2to41 | 69 | SheepherderThink1765: TIFU by sleeping with my lesbian FRIEND.
Okay, so, I really fucked up, and I'm mainly here because I want help or advice.
One of our friends (21F) (let's call her Em) was coming back into town yesterday, so I (21M) and two other friends (21F) (let's call her Kim) , (21M) (let's call him John), we... | 5 | 13.8 | |
1660696421 | 1660727308 | t3_wqaiox | t5_2to41 | 15,005 | Rapapuazaaza: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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niko4ever: Something can be bad but not traumatizing, or even be good in some ways. Like how not every soldier comes back from war with PTSD, and some look back fondly on the friends they made and the experiences they had.
Also, you can separate the bad and the good. In yo... | 17 | 882.647059 | |
1660671161 | 1660714460 | t3_wq0bqi | t5_2to41 | 18 | BigPositiveCrater: TIFU by telling wvery one there is an exception in CA Papers - INDIA
I am on a phone forgive my bad format and english is not my primary language.
things to kno about before reading
1. ACCA - Association of Chartered Certified Accountants (ACCA) is the global professional accounting body offering th... | 6 | 3 | |
1660698513 | 1660708839 | t3_wqbalo | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by booking a cabin in the mountains for my birthday
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BigAppleGuy: So I guess birthday anal is out of the question.
Difficult-Act-2653: Birthday hottub sex was not tho tbh
Amerikaner83: Attagirl/attaboy/attaenby
Airballed: Its a girl
Amerikaner83: >Its a girl
Congratulations!!
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1660698553 | 1660775429 | t3_wqbb4z | t5_2to41 | 7 | CantStopEngineering: TIFU: By Engineering a solution that had been rejected
Edit: Update: Got fired today. So I'm just an abject failure in search of a job.
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I've always been a person that had to solve all sorts of problems- and I usually could find someone to solve them for me if I couldn't do it myself-... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1660702939 | 1660707940 | t3_wqcvmr | t5_2to41 | 4 | TableOdd4689: Tifu by hurting my friend
So I won’t even defend myself here bc I know I was most likely in the wrong
A few days ago, I posted a TikTok video about how xenogender and neopronouns mock trans people and the lgbtq in general, I also compared it to animesexual. I won’t get into it right not but basically my... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1660702651 | 1660719418 | t3_wqcrwg | t5_2to41 | 65 | mahin1374: Tifu by going to the toilet at 3 am.
Tifu by going to the toilet at 3 am.
For a long time i have came to this sub to laugh at other peoples misery. Today is my turn i guess. A bit of a context, i live in the ground floor of an old building with two other roommates. Our apartment has only one toilet/ bathroo... | 3 | 21.666667 | |
1660702634 | 1660934222 | t3_wqcrn7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Fine_Adhesiveness181: TIFU by carrying a knife that i was unaware was illegal in my state while working.
I'm 15 and work in property management for my uncle who owns at least 20 different properties around where i live and until this, for some reason i wasn't aware that double edged blades were illegal to carry conceal... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1660707234 | 1660710021 | t3_wqedzr | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking Tabasco
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JungleBoyJeremy: You refrigerate your Tabasco?
Relevant_BumbleBitch: Yes imo it tastes so much better
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1660709803 | 1660795110 | t3_wqf8ir | t5_2to41 | 14 | 404Void: TIFU by letting my dog have sink water
TIFU by letting my dog have sink water
Hello, Title may be confused but let me explain. Sink water is water from the sink. Specially the bathroom sink. My precious dog loves running water So, I usually give him bathtub water (Bath tub). However when I use the bathroom, ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1660713461 | 1660774775 | t3_wqgcs5 | t5_2to41 | 2,852 | kingxylan: TIFU by accidentally getting my teacher to look up Undertale porn
(Obligatory this didn't happen today, this happened earlier this year, before I graduated)
We had this project where we had to relate what we were learning about to characters from our favorite movie/show, but a couple people wanted to do th... | 5 | 570.4 | |
1660719058 | 1660737320 | t3_wqhy2u | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU for telling my BF I lost my virginity at 16 with a 48 year old man
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mechjman: Someone else posted same thing earlier but was a guy losing it to an older lady. This is a blatant rip.
d00mvillain: Looks like a bait to prove something.
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1660719801 | 1660824433 | t3_wqi5qp | t5_2to41 | 193 | spookycocoapuff: TIFU trying to impress my neighbor
Obligatory this happened yesterday, not today.
I moved into a house next-door to a family almost a year ago now and I have a pretty big crush on their son. I talk to his mom frequently as we both share a love of plants and I want to make a good impression.
Yester... | 4 | 48.25 | |
1660730298 | 1660767656 | t3_wqky0v | t5_2to41 | 8,198 | hug-a-cat: TIFU by making a joke during an awkward medical examination
This didn't actually happen today but it was recent enough that I still come out in a cold sweat thinking out it. Figured I'd share the joy...
So. I had to book a GP appointment because I thought one of my balls was weird (turns out it's fine whic... | 11 | 745.272727 | |
1660741029 | 1660785139 | t3_wqobgd | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by staying awake and eavesdropping on my mum
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drrevo74: My advice to you is exactly the opposite of some of the people on here. Your parents are human beings with private lives. They've been living apart for 6 years. It's highly likely they have both had side relationships. People stay together... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1660745074 | 1660779990 | t3_wqpu9w | t5_2to41 | 46,560 | thrown_in_the_past: TIFU By Having Sex with a Cactus
Throwaway account.
Obligatory this happened many years ago, between the ages of 14-15.
A friend of mine used to live on a farm, and whenever I visited (which was practically every weekend) we would spend hours scouring the property looking for any kind of war memor... | 16 | 2,910 | |
1660742339 | 1660748797 | t3_wqosqj | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to BP gas station
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MikeyMBCA: I get that this happens, but you really shouldn't have been able to fill a gasoline powered vehicle with a diesel dispenser. Gas vehicles have a restrictor at the cap that only allows gas nozzles. Diesel nozzles are bigger and won't fit in a gasoline inlet... | 3 | 2 | |
1660743729 | 1660747164 | t3_wqpbdu | t5_2to41 | 18 | Fatal_Froggy: TIFU By getting too close to a bumble bee hive.
So I've been helping pull weeds at my aunt's house, the first day was great and we got a lot done. However today we got to the section of yard that some bumble bees had built a hive inbeween theirs and the neighbours fences.
One of my two little cousi... | 3 | 6 | |
1660746511 | 1660790667 | t3_wqqetf | t5_2to41 | 22,803 | Ok-Watch8193: TIFU By letting my friend who likes to prank people in my house. Which resulted in him burning 8000$ of Pokémon cards.
So a little backstory, when I was in the third grade my grandpa died. This isn’t too relevant but two weeks later in school I found the most destroyed Pokémon card on the road. It was a c... | 12 | 1,900.25 | |
1660758400 | 1660769280 | t3_wqrl4r | t5_2to41 | 14 | Top-Calligrapher5051: Not true at all and I foster pitbulls because of this reason. I had one that did not have their ears clipped and people loved coming up to him on the street. When I told them he was a pittie they would start to freak out, so silly, they were petting him moments before without fear. I am definitely... | 11 | 1.272727 | |
1660752952 | 1660776143 | t3_wqt2sj | t5_2to41 | 288 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking an old acquaintance to grab a coffee sometimes.
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127peter: Maybe he really is busy. Maybe he has social anxiety, maybe he’s dying of cancer. The point is there is million really genuine reasons so why assume it’s you ?
grumpycoffeee: They are healthy (fortunately) and here on vacation... | 10 | 28.8 | |
1660753827 | 1660828197 | t3_wqtfsc | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my one-night stand breakfast
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freecain: [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/f3kweh/tifu\_by\_making\_my\_onenight\_stand\_breakfast/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/f3kweh/tifu_by_making_my_onenight_stand_breakfast/)
If anyone is interested in the original post of this fr... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1660755904 | 1660756650 | t3_wquapt | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realising a seven year old was hiding beneath our bed.
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alice_op: 40 people in two houses, random kid coming into your bedroom
That's not a vacation, that's a patience test before noping the hell out of there.
supremeshirt1: It’s fairly relaxed. These are big houses for way more people,... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1660755826 | 1660786637 | t3_wqu9nt | t5_2to41 | 53 | SalsaXL: TIFU nearly getting myself kicked from University after showing lecturer nsfw video
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alice_op: Huh, that's pretty funny. Was his reaction over the top or warranted for the video? I can't picture how explicit it was.
SalsaXL: Very much so. That's the part that makes me cringe the most.
jellys_bluee: It... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1660757954 | 1660763347 | t3_wqv3ok | t5_2to41 | 1,013 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying the entirety of my family for only $69
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Mnems: Please keep the relationship with your dad. The whole situation sucks, but all he might have after this is you. This is 100% not either of your faults.
Sequil: To clarify, with dad we mean the one that raised you.
grotjam: He may have... | 6 | 168.833333 | |
1660759712 | 1660774468 | t3_wqvt2m | t5_2to41 | 764 | sespides2: TIFU by making light of my grandpa's unpleasant experience with horses...and now grandma won't speak to me
Originally talked about this elsewhere (on a throwaway I lost access to) but I was told it belongs here...especially now that I realize it was a F-up, worse than I originally thought.
I (18f) took some... | 8 | 95.5 | |
1660756821 | 1660763754 | t3_wqunkr | t5_2to41 | 28 | Throwawayaccount0438: TIFU by releasing fluids in my bowels on the bus
Today I went out with a friend for food and drinks. Everything was going well until the bus home.
After leaving the restaurant I realised I need to shit no problem I can hold it till I get home around 25 minutes. What I didn’t realise is that it ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1660761095 | 1660763804 | t3_wqwdar | t5_2to41 | 57 | Stretch_R_mstrong: TIFU by sending a d*ck pic
I'll start off by saying she specifically asked for a picture of me naked, and a picture of only my genitals. I'm not usually one to send those kind of pics because I don't want that kind of stuff out there (plus, d*ck pics are generally just a bad thing to send overall) bu... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1660764479 | 1660779566 | t3_wqxr5s | t5_2to41 | 12 | imstrugglingman: TIFU by lying to my gf about my porn usage
I am a 24 year old male who has been addicted to porn since I was 14. However, 5 months ago, I found love and began dating my first girlfriend in college. She had struggled with porn addiction in the past too, but she recovered by the time we began dating whil... | 4 | 3 | |
1660766975 | 1660767728 | t3_wqyrjt | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming my boyfriend was cheating on me
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shadesofwolves: With a name like "Babe❤" in his phone, I'm *still* skeptical.
Unexpected-Squash: With a full name of Baberuth, I’m skeptical!
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1660767954 | 1660768677 | t3_wqz5yh | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU losing my virginity to a water slide
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DankDavian: Asshole.
kkrrokk: Waterhole
| 3 | 4.666667 | |
1660755517 | 1660770619 | t3_wqu4wt | t5_2to41 | 26 | star-juice-straw: tifu drinking spicy shots
TW: descriptions of bodily functions
2 weeks ago I went out with a friend on her birthday, we were all trying new things and having fun (including flaming drinks!!!).
Well, I had just finished my first drink if the night and was on my second, and then I see 2 people at the ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1660768854 | 1660780710 | t3_wqzjbd | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by keeping my buttplug in my sheets
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hills_for_breakfast: Off on a tangent: is “me/a” an extension of NB terminology? I haven’t seen it before
GrittyDstryrOfWorlds: I believe it was meant as "Me or an SO (significant other)"
iloveapplebees: yes! I was initially a little lost so I was hesitant ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1660770280 | 1660770841 | t3_wr04fa | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by “passionately hugging” my date
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shadesofwolves: You didn't need to disguise your getting some as a TIFU. Just take the win dude.
ids9224: Wait so this isn’t a fu??
shadesofwolves: Why would it be?
ids9224: Cause of my brother walking in…….. i’ll delete the post
| 5 | 0.8 | |
1660768751 | 1660808930 | t3_wqzhr4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | thebluefangirl: TIFU by going to my friend's house (TW)
I'll be writing this when my brain's not in its full condition and only using half of it's power so there may be rambling and nonsense
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For context i have a friend group of three consisting of Q, B and me. We're all 18F.
I woke up today, dressed up and w... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1660771858 | 1660781791 | t3_wr0rsy | t5_2to41 | 11 | DaisyFlower2998: TIFU by breaking up with my girlfirnd
(suicide mention)
This is on a burner account so it isn't found.
For a bit of backstory, my GF (F18) and I (F17) have been dating since October last year (2021) and up until recently we have been going fairly strong. We met in a class while in college nearly two ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1660771843 | 1660774268 | t3_wr0rkg | t5_2to41 | 5 | jtay88: TIFU
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Intelligent-Ad66: How is this a TIFU?
jtay88: Well, isn't it my friend fucking up?
luca-fox: I don't really care either way, but it's today "I" fucked up. Not TMFFU.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1660775602 | 1660776114 | t3_wr2ap1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Emprier: TIFU by not knowing how to fucking drive and having 0 common sense
For background I’m 16 so I’m just a recently licensed driver. And driving has always been pretty great for me. The only terrible thing that’s happened is I accidentally cut somebody off once. No big scares or anything. I like to consider myself... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1660766161 | 1660791103 | t3_wqyfgj | t5_2to41 | 344 | lilgrapefuit: TIFU by misunderstanding a new accent
Okay, TIFU in my first meeting at my new job. Background is I work at a zoo, it’s been my dream job for as long as I can remember and I got my dream department, primates. Anyway, our department has weekly meetings to discuss animal welfare and anything the zoo CEO wan... | 14 | 24.571429 | |
1660776305 | 1660778166 | t3_wr2kj9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Mr_bioengineer: TIFU by playing CS:GO while there is a theft on the street
So at first i'm gonna have to say that i live in turkey so u wouldnt be too surprised about all of this.
My mom went to another city about a week ago for a vacation with her friends and my dad is also out of the city for a while bc of his job.... | 3 | 2 | |
1660774877 | 1660779301 | t3_wr207r | t5_2to41 | 17 | Galdtay93: TIFU- soiling myself at boy scouts camping trip
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Academic-Living-8476: Well better than other option at a scout retreat
Galdtay93: Oh yeah! You are talking about basket weaving, right? 😏
| 3 | 5.666667 | |
1660780680 | 1660788900 | t3_wr473b | t5_2to41 | 17 | Saint_JROME: TIFU by almost burning down my house via a butt plug
TIFU when I almost burnt down my house sanitizing a butt plug
Imagine having a nice rump with some kinky toys, cool right? Well sanitation is needed afterwards, especially if going in the wrong (right ;) end. I decided to plop the plug in a pot of boili... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1660783545 | 1660831640 | t3_wr58qn | t5_2to41 | 616 | TIFU-Throwaway1948: TIFU by grabbing my crotch while a woman was giving birth
I just finished my 3rd year of medical school and therefore have 3 left to go. Since students in my med school start their rotations/internships during year 4, it's very common for us to volunteer during the vacation to shadow different physi... | 7 | 88 | |
1660785655 | 1660786023 | t3_wr60ru | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by Revealing I was a Furry
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Mr_Richman: Are you expecting sympathy?
You will get none, degenerate.
possiblyathrowaway8C: bruh i know :(
edit:misspelled bruh
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1660786479 | 1660787815 | t3_wr6bhd | t5_2to41 | 23 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #49! Come share your stories and we are doing game night! Come have fun with us! 🙂
Welsh_flyingpig: Wooooh boys I did fuck up! I'm a recovering cocaine addict. Had my drugs counselling, went out, got coke stole off my mother, got more and now I'm high and freaking the fuccccccck out!!!!
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1660788105 | 1660788535 | t3_wr6woy | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting in 2 snuses
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lutrapure: What is snus
HerrMatthew: Nicotine pads, originally comes from sweden.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1660791188 | 1660843182 | t3_wr80g9 | t5_2to41 | 6,585 | ArtfulWeasel7: TIFU by flashing my neighbors for, like, 7 years.
This, unfortunately, happened today. And two days ago. And so on for most of a decade. You know how it is.
When it's 98°, and you do not have AC, you do what it takes to survive. My family has a procedure: open the windows at night when the temp drops; c... | 10 | 658.5 | |
1660788493 | 1660793228 | t3_wr71kj | t5_2to41 | 8 | Buff_Archer: TIFU by not discarding my favorite pair of jeans after ripping the seam centered between the two back pockets
(Obligatory this didn’t happen today, it happened on two separate occasions: the first occasion several years ago being “cause” and the second a couple years back being “effect”)
Cause - I still r... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1660790987 | 1660842171 | t3_wr7xug | t5_2to41 | 198 | Dangerous_Opposite87: TIFU by listening to my balls instead of my stomach
Well this one did actually happen yesterday, and I am still trying to recover, mentally and physically, from this doozy of a TIFU.
Ive been in a bit of a drought since my GF and I broke up 3 years ago, and that is to say it’s been a 3 year long ... | 7 | 28.285714 | |
1660788753 | 1660885307 | t3_wr74zr | t5_2to41 | 102 | JazzlikeRadish68: TIFU by telling my mom to dye
Me and my mom can be a bit competitive and with the current heat wave we had just had a pretty aggresive water fight. I lost and she kept teasing me about it and asking if I was sore and rubbing in that she won.
So after I changed, I told her that the bathroom was free a... | 4 | 25.5 | |
1660796441 | 1660807916 | t3_wr9tdk | t5_2to41 | 18 | Short_Ad1487: TIFU by jacking off on Omegle
This just happened and I’m typing on my phone so sorry for any further mistakes. I met a girl on Omegle and we both started masturbating and my face was shown. That person was recording and later threaten to show the video to my friends and family on instagram unless I payed ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1660796725 | 1660808842 | t3_wr9wpu | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying the notorious “Da Bomb Beyond Insanity” hot sauce featured in the “Hot Ones” YouTube show
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antisa1003: Next time try alcohol. That should help you.
lecherro: Really???? I can't phathom having this liquid fire amd a case it'd the whisky shits too... That's HAS to be miserable.
alose: L... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1660795528 | 1660808746 | t3_wr9iaa | t5_2to41 | 295 | burneraccount00621: TIFU by charging my phone at my house
Obligatory, this happened around 6 months ago. So I was at school with my phone, but I saw it was at 12% of battery. Happily the school has an open campus at lunch, so at lunchtime, I went home to charge it. What I didn't know was that a package with a fake gr3n... | 3 | 98.333333 | |
1660800477 | 1660830817 | t3_wrb1tc | t5_2to41 | 31 | Subvasion: TIFU by talking about my beliefs with the guy I like.
I still don’t know if this is a “fuck up” but it was definitely VERY awkward and I don’t know where our friendship stands at this point. (I will give an update on what happens tomorrow!)
So a few weeks ago I started school again, honestly wasn’t excited.... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1660799964 | 1660801163 | t3_wraweu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by setting up my ex with my friend
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Say_it_w_yo_chest: Yeah, sometimes people’s needs to be nice outweigh their own feelings. And that’s not good.
tellmewhereishouldgo: Yeah not gonna make this mistake in the future. No u-turning now on this decision though
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1660800717 | 1660818223 | t3_wrb4fp | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Tifu by sending the wrong link to an entire college class
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TuckerCarlsonsOhface: Weird that this exact same picture was “accidentally” shared with a work zoom meeting in another post a while ago
lowcarb73: It’s been accidentally shared every week for like 2 years now.
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