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1660809169 | 1660829712 | t3_wrbt12 | t5_2to41 | 14 | varolussal: you’re not a red flag for being forgetful and finding what seemed like concrete evidence.
the reddit community is toxic.
good read, OP.
as1992: “What seemed like concrete evidence”
They were literally messages she wrote herself , what are you on about 😂😂😂
varolussal: correct.. and she explained she’... | 19 | 0.736842 | |
1660803675 | 1660815176 | t3_wrbz1c | t5_2to41 | 3 | DietDrBleach: TIFU by eating spicy food and ruining my sleep
I’m typing this because I just cannot fricking sleep right now.
I (20M) had a real craving for some spicy food today, so for lunch I had some Nashville hot chicken from KFC. That stuff is like crack to me. I ate it with gusto, and I soaked up the extra sauce... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1660806523 | 1660944729 | t3_wrcqp9 | t5_2to41 | 78 | PurpleGodandViolet: TIFU by leaving my drunk friend in his dads garage.
Today me and a group of friends were out on the town and one of my friends got a bit to drunk, obviously I didn't want him driving so I loaded him in to my car but I didn't know his new address so I took him to his dad's house. It was only after we... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1660809281 | 1660834653 | t3_wrdhbf | t5_2to41 | 14,675 | Fantastic-Season-733: TIFU by telling my wife of 10 years my real number.
So my wife (30f) and i (34m) have been together for 10 years. We are both from a very rural area, in a town of about 3000.
In towns like this, people tend to sleep with a lot of other people in their friend groups. It's not uncommon in the least... | 14 | 1,048.214286 | |
1660804243 | 1660854115 | t3_wrc4ny | t5_2to41 | 229 | _artbreaker: TIFU by drinking a litre of sweet and sour sauce
So for reference this was about ten years ago.
Me and a friend went to an all you can eat Chinese buffet. Figured we would start small with some soup, and I thought I'd try the hot and sour soup for a change, to yaknow, expand my culinary experiences.
Anyh... | 6 | 38.166667 | |
1660810500 | 1660854215 | t3_wrdt3d | t5_2to41 | 179 | DocJack710: TIFU by answering the door
This literally just happened so the effects are still being felt
So I (26m) and my wife (27f) are having a nice old sleep and I am awakened by the sound of a doorbell. So I fly out of bed with all the piss and anger in the world towards the door, I open it and no one is there.
... | 5 | 35.8 | |
1660813003 | 1660834638 | t3_wreg9c | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: Tifu by having sex with my bf
Some background info:
My boyfriend (19M) and me (18F) are in a long distance relationship and see each other only once every two months for about a week or two, we always switch which house we’re going to but mostly its my bf’s place.
My sisters (24F) room is right above min... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1660815135 | 1660817400 | t3_wrf14j | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex in a tent with a Tinder guy during a festival, leading to him thinking I'm desperate
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Vampire_queen94: I'm pretty sure this was posted already I remember reading this yesterday.
musical_spork: Yep yesterday
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1660816116 | 1660821657 | t3_wrfajh | t5_2to41 | 37 | msantangelo2021: TIFU Walking In A Dried Out Lake Bed & Getting Stuck In The Mud
TIFU. And it could have been my last.
So, this actually happened yesterday but I've done nothing but ruminate over it since it happened and I'm hoping that writing it out here will help me with it.
NJ is in the middle of a prett... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1660818872 | 1660819110 | t3_wrg3ek | t5_2to41 | 25 | ouzo84: TIFU by kissing my wife
Obligatory this actually happened yesterday, but the consequences started today.
My wife went away for the weekend to Europe for work, and wasn’t feeling 100% when she left. When she came back yesterday, I kissed her and said that I had missed her.
Having not seen her for three days, ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1660818351 | 1660825859 | t3_wrfxp5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to note about a chipped wall
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Ctalkobt: I'd have to see what you mean by chipped spot but white toothpaste makes a quick and dirty fix for small wall dings / holes. Preference is actually plaster but....
Take a flat edge and scrape the excess off until it's a smooth face.
Also... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1660819310 | 1660831022 | t3_wrg851 | t5_2to41 | 3 | iwannagetdrunkNnasty: TIFU, today was the day we waited to meet again but i ruined it in the most shameful manner
So here is this girl (19) who's vibe i enjoyed at the Electric Castle festival last month, and after i headed back home, the ulterior day i texted her trying to keep us in touch b cause she enjoyed our shor... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1660820304 | 1660938899 | t3_wrgis1 | t5_2to41 | 281 | [deleted]: TIFU by going through immigration and finding out that my fiance is married
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Beneficial_Ad2561: BIG RED FLAG, if someone can hide this. theres literally nothing else they wont hide.
jamawg: With a marinara flag like that she could even be hiding Iranian yogurt.
OP, either get out or throw her out. ... | 9 | 31.222222 | |
1660824673 | 1660841673 | t3_wrhyn0 | t5_2to41 | 3,648 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a t-shirt to work
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ObligationPlastic589: Bully.
Email whoever deals with HR the details of exactly what was said to you and some of the detail here about how it affected you emotionally.
Only way to deal with bullies is make sure it bites them on the arse. She may well end up being... | 7 | 521.142857 | |
1660824858 | 1660825700 | t3_wri0tm | t5_2to41 | 10 | Polynimbus2123: TIFU by overestimating the size of my significant other bed leading to me breaking my collarbone
I (21f) had a romantic night with my boyfriend yesterday, we hadn’t seen each other for a bit because of work stuff so we had to wait a bit before seeing each other. We went out for dinner, watched a movie,... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1660836171 | 1661065376 | t3_wrmbvx | t5_2to41 | 26,089 | Ok-Watch8193: TIFU UPDATE: REPORTING EX FRIEND WHO BURNT 8000$ worth of Pokémon cards to the authorities.
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Jaws0798: You are a huge collector but only posted one picture of your so called collection... but good job, people on this site are very gullible, have fun with your new cards
Ok-Watch8193: Dude, lemme g... | 15 | 1,739.266667 | |
1660834957 | 1660845235 | t3_wrlu92 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Curious_Strike3950: TIFU by staying locked in the restroom
Today I was in the restroom at school and after I finished I wanted to open the door but no matter what I did the door wouldn't unlock. I waited for someone to come to the restroom to ask people for help but no one came and after a few minutes classes started i... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1660838421 | 1660839226 | t3_wrn92i | t5_2to41 | 11 | Baddrewgirl: TIFU by being too ugly to have a girlfriend
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DeltaBravo1984: Perhaps once you stop thinking of women as objects, things will change.
TATT00EDG4YMER: This
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1660809035 | 1660839038 | t3_wrdewb | t5_2to41 | 3 | kaxtzx: TIFU by spreading my cat's puup on my face
So uhmm, this happened a few moments ago.
Today I woke up at 8 in the morning, a little early for me, but it doesn't matter, I did some cleaning around the house and then I decided to play some games.
While I was waiting for the game to start I decided to wipe my nos... | 3 | 1 | |
1660840019 | 1660894675 | t3_wrnx4o | t5_2to41 | 27 | justFUCKK: TIFU by rejecting a DM
I'm a dude and Im not that attractive and what not and haven't noticed girls look at me or even talk much to me, even back when I was in school. but it is what it is.
I have a Tiktok where I post mostly me playing piano. Not the best at it but I'm okay. Barely getting views and likes... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1660840410 | 1660841974 | t3_wro31j | t5_2to41 | 82 | IonlyusethrowawaysA: TIFU by not thinking through tattoo recovery
This is currently happening.
Yesterday I sat for a few more hours on a sleeve tattoo. I don't work a physically demanding job, so I have taken absolutely no care when scheduling tattoo appointments. It's never been an issue to have a patch of my back or... | 7 | 11.714286 | |
1660839232 | 1660842455 | t3_wrnlbg | t5_2to41 | 7 | Senator_JarJarBinks: TIFU by freezing carbonated drinks
Summer was coming along, with the addition of unimaginable heat peaking at 40°c ( about 100°+ in fahrenheit). Since Ac wasn't available where I lived , I had the incredibly stupid idea of freezing drinks I had left in the fridge . Unfortunately , enough all of the... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1660841288 | 1660841666 | t3_wrog2l | t5_2to41 | 42 | wulfyyz: TIFU: Messing with the Air BnB shower head
So my family and i are on vacation. We rented an Air BnB for a three night stay and i decided to hop in the shower. As i'm washing my hair, i look up and see the most beautiful sight. A detachable shower head. Now as a regular woman would think, i've got the sudden ur... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1660842911 | 1660843743 | t3_wrp49h | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being completely asstounded
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Admiralscholar: She's bluffing. You supposed to nut up and tell her to get that other one in bed with y'all 😂
DreidelUchiha: Hahaha yoo 💀💀
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1660843724 | 1660844156 | t3_wrpg9i | t5_2to41 | 6 | Ok_Satisfaction_3828: TIFU by procrastinating on a project and losing the client
I kept stretching the deadline for two weeks until they went with someone else today. I feel so bad because I wasted their time and didn't live up to my part of the deal.
I just couldn't bring myself to work on this project. I had no ide... | 3 | 2 | |
1660844471 | 1660896783 | t3_wrprmb | t5_2to41 | 116 | VerticalizedSmoke: TIFU by having sex with the love of my life
Hi Reddit! Today I fucked up, but you already know that.
I M23 have been with my Fiancé F25 for 4 years. When we met we were ambitious college students. We talked about our future like all naïve couples do. And we agreed that we wanted children way later i... | 8 | 14.5 | |
1660844512 | 1660870426 | t3_wrps9l | t5_2to41 | 231 | [deleted]: TIFU by having the best date ever
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Captaindude132: Idk know dude
mroctober1010: I don’t know know either
Chili327: I’m glad someone said it. ;)
mroctober1010: I know it was an asshole move on my part but I couldn’t help myself
Chili327: If you didn’t I was going to.
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1660843906 | 1660947998 | t3_wrpj5q | t5_2to41 | 2 | De_letmetalk: TIFU by getting caught with a lighter in the airport.
This happened today so it is kinda fresh in my mind as i still have anxiety that they'll probably stop me at the delhi airport (arrival airport)
My flight was at 9 so i had plans to leave home by 7 to reach the departure airport on time.
Around 6:55 ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1660847028 | 1660981411 | t3_wrqty1 | t5_2to41 | 188 | XSavageXSaviorX: Tifu by giving this guy a bj
Tldr at the bottom.
So, I met this guy for online. The story of how we met is complicated and kinda funny, but that’s for a different time.
We end up talking for a few weeks. Getting to know each other, the whole shabang. I was actually starting to like this guy. Felt li... | 10 | 18.8 | |
1660848157 | 1660916700 | t3_wrragy | t5_2to41 | 368 | blissfully_aware_not: tifu by not understanding what "take me out" means
I matched with a girl on tinder, we were hitting it fine. She was really frustrated about her life in general, I told her nice things like "focus on your career" and other blasphemous things. We exchange numbers and all is well.
Cut to the next m... | 4 | 92 | |
1660852659 | 1660856094 | t3_wrt4a8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU for not being up to date on Tik Tok Trends
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JimmyTehF: What a weird way to take blame for being robbed. If you WERE up to date on tiktok trends it wouldn't have made your car suddenly UNstealable. I dont know who did a number on you to make you think being a victim is your own fault but I hope ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1660853129 | 1660859668 | t3_wrtbl3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Delicious_Throat_377: TIFU when I went to donate blood and fainted afterwards
So today I was scrolling through a fb group on my way to my work. I came across a post where a close friend was tagged about urgent requirement of a live blood donor. It mentioned my blood group and I was nearby the hospital the post mention... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1660854327 | 1660870822 | t3_wrttfz | t5_2to41 | 11 | fjjfkdjf: TIFU by looking through my 13 year olds phone
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drgoatlord:
"he didn’t even bother to close any tabs, clear search history or go incognito mode. "
That's because he felt like he a reasonable right to privacy that you invaded. He's a 13 year old kid, at that age all I had was the underwear section ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1660854425 | 1660855201 | t3_wrtuve | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by accepting a dickhead's rental deposit into my account from a rental agency.
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Responsible_Type_A: Talk with a local attorney who specialize in this. Their advice will be superior to Reddit's.
Snowfire23: Yeah, Ill probably do that!
Still curious on what reddit thinks about this though, even ... | 3 | 1 | |
1660855587 | 1660957706 | t3_wruc62 | t5_2to41 | 5,519 | togepi77: TIFU by trying to make friends but ended up just looking like a giant creep
I joined a group for making friends on FB and I saw that there was an event to watch a movie at the cinema by my house. The plan was to watch the movie than have a drink at the cinema bar to discuss it. I’ve been trying to make new fr... | 6 | 919.833333 | |
1660855664 | 1660857813 | t3_wrudbt | t5_2to41 | 7 | No_Box8797: TIFU by believing my girlfriend.
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wildadragon: Hope you called the police for what happened to your property, and if you're on the lease or deed to that property she can't legally throw you out, you could possibly even get a restraining order against her due to the destruction of your property.
No_... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1660856897 | 1660859956 | t3_wruvrs | t5_2to41 | 1 | TIFUERRYDAY: TIFU by not putting up by car handbrake
So I wanted to be a good older brother and take my younger sister to the cinema on a Saturday for some bonding time. I don't actually like cinema that much and dont go very often but we had built up a lot of tesco points so I thought we could use them up in our local... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1660854028 | 1660861625 | t3_wrtowk | t5_2to41 | 3 | Separate_Tangelo7138: TIFU by lighting my (landlord’s) yard on fire
I had a fire last night. I made sure to dump water on it before I went to bed because it has been very dry out.
This afternoon, figuring that it was definitely completely out by now, I threw in some cardboard I wanted to burn later. It started smokin... | 3 | 1 | |
1660851320 | 1660916005 | t3_wrsknn | t5_2to41 | 451 | Eriol_Mits: TIFU by leaving the door unlocked
Yes this did happen today; So I live on a quite street, its a dead end cul-de-sac, of another small avenue. We do live in a city in England but its always been relatively safe and little crime. For years if someone in awake in the house we have never locked the door. Lived ... | 7 | 64.428571 | |
1660864087 | 1660864489 | t3_wrxro7 | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU for mistaking someone with Dwarfism for a young child
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stumpdawg: Call me elf...one. more. Time...
RaiderOfChests: He's an angry elf.
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1660868231 | 1660871768 | t3_wrzapn | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being to nice to my neighbor
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GaryLazereys: You jacked off though so its fine
Zo1DeGato: I was not that nice as a teenager in puberty would think
GaryLazereys: Yes I know. Its okay to be a human sometimes. Not saying its great or anything
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1660868301 | 1660927748 | t3_wrzbl8 | t5_2to41 | 39 | HighPriestCaco: TIFU by accidentally showing NSFW pictures to a high school class I teach
Obligatory didn't happen today but at the height of the pandemic.
So I worked as a substitute teacher for a year at a high education public school. As a mechatronics engineer I teached mostly older students, above 30 years old, e... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1660870308 | 1660871192 | t3_wrzzys | t5_2to41 | 11 | Friendly_Routine8258: TIFU By Ordering Delivery Miso Soup
Like many first days when Aunt Flo comes to visit I find myself with intense cravings for either sushi or pho. Today, I was in luck that one of my favorite sushi places to order delivery from had a special with all my favorite rolls. It even came with a cup of m... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1660872707 | 1660874958 | t3_ws0ufy | t5_2to41 | 55 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #50! ❤️🥳 Come share your stories and we are doing game night! Come have fun with us! 🙂
Significant-Newt-936: Excuse me, I'm an gnome.
Gem_Knight: As a Kobold I must murder you now
Significant-Newt-936: If that is the case, polymorph! I will now take your candles.
Gem_Knight: You may have ... | 8 | 6.875 | |
1660875474 | 1660899216 | t3_ws1tm4 | t5_2to41 | 1,929 | Sympathy_Suspicious: TIFU by sneaking in my boyfriend
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jinglepepper: Ah, sweet youthful hormonal urges. What’s life if without these “embarrassing” memories.
Also, she knew. 10/10 to her for pretending she didn’t and staying cool.
leftcoastandcoffee: > Also, she knew.
Right? Parents know what sex smel... | 7 | 275.571429 | |
1660873889 | 1660947200 | t3_ws19ei | t5_2to41 | 1,315 | HippieHilljack: TIFU by getting poison ivy on my privates AGAIN
tw for VERY blunt discussion of phallus. Obvs.
Obligatory not today, yesterday.
I don't know how this keeps happening. This is probably the like, 5th or maybe 6th occurence. I've learned my lesson now, at least three times.
TL;DR I've got my poison ivy ... | 8 | 164.375 | |
1660875483 | 1660921099 | t3_ws1trv | t5_2to41 | 3 | LoneMeatBeater: TIFU By trusting R/Wallstreetbets
Some background for my fuck up: So two years ago we all know about the GME squeeze and AMC strikes against the stock market and hedge funds.. well during that time I had made around $5,000 due to a mix of stocks from weed like SNDL (sundial), BB (Black Berry), PLTR, ZOM... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1660881201 | 1661249394 | t3_ws3sqz | t5_2to41 | 97 | doubtfullyso: tifu by getting a surgery date wrong causing me to eat medical grade laxatives and not eat for 35 hours for absolutely no purpose
tifu by thinking my surgery was tomorrow causing me to eat medical grade laxatives and not eat for the last 40 hours.
As the title says, I fucked up real bad and put my surger... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1660887285 | 1660980249 | t3_ws5ppj | t5_2to41 | 5 | Lthrowaway_: TIFU by realizing just how much a certain relationship meant to me
Fair warning this is going to be one of the lengthier posts on this subreddit. For a little context I (15f) just started my sophomore year of high school. The person who this is about is (15m) who we will call C (not related to his real n... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1660887856 | 1660889433 | t3_ws5vpf | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by barehanding a habanero pepper, then using the bathroom at work.
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lowpixelcount: Been there. Like you said, you need to use gloves. Simply washing your hands is not enough. I still don't use them though, so I guess I didn't learn my lesson lol.
Desperate-Lynx-750: Yeah, guess I didn’t think i... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1660886245 | 1660989709 | t3_ws5euy | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost killing a girl while driving too fast.
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Muted-Valuable5980: I'm young and dumb and drive fast sometimes but just have fun and be safe man, you didn't hit anyone and thats all that counts. Drive on brother and ride safe
iamnogoodatthis: What the actual fuck? No that is not all that cou... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1660888158 | 1661005446 | t3_ws5ytw | t5_2to41 | 616 | rockyoon: TIFU by not knowing how much laundry detergent to use
My bf is still laughing at me as I type this.
So today I (21F) was doing laundry and asked my bf to come help me. As I was putting the laundry detergent into the washer, he asked me how much I put. I told him that I put about 3 or 4 cups, depending on how... | 7 | 88 | |
1660886720 | 1660911453 | t3_ws5jt9 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by Trying to Save Improve my Personal Grooming
As a married man, I like to keep things tidy for my wife, especially in the most intimate areas. I shaved up until a few years ago, but after getting the opinion of my significant other, I decided to try trimming and immediately preferred it. Less irritatio... | 3 | 10 | |
1660889998 | 1660892899 | t3_ws6i5e | t5_2to41 | 16 | DeathAfterDark: TIFU with my now ex boyfriend
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Mister_Hines: I’d say give this one some time and let him sit on everything. If he really genuinely cares about you, he’ll come around. Only thing I can tell you is it’s hard communicate with an ex while you have a SO. When you have a boyfriend, you gotta focus on... | 10 | 1.6 | |
1660892994 | 1660939140 | t3_ws6yki | t5_2to41 | 3 | MedaMaraRedBird: I’m explaining details about myself and life that directly pertain to the story to help understand how and why I fell for it so hard. That’s not narcissism at all but I see you have some hate to spread so enjoy that.😁
BaoMoon: The way you described yourself and your profile pic just don't add up
MedaM... | 9 | 0.333333 | |
1660892644 | 1660984433 | t3_ws78pi | t5_2to41 | 22 | SpinachSpinosaurus: TIFU by destroying my microwave
Just happened 5 minutes ago. I actually wanted to make a poached egg. Water in a cup with no metal (oc) decoration, out goes the egg from the shell, and into the cup with water.
set on a minute. 30 seconds later I hear a "Boom", run to the kitchen: door is wide open,... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1660893837 | 1660894426 | t3_ws7kii | t5_2to41 | 25 | I_Got_A_Rayquaza: TIFU by trying homemade sex toys
I will admit I’m kind of a cheapskate.
I was getting bored of the usual, so I decided I’d try one of those homemade flashlights you see on the Internet, the ones with Pringles cans and sponges stuffed inside.
Though an important difference here was that I happened to n... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1660899366 | 1660908222 | t3_ws90m4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Ur_Dad_iS_CHUNKY0906: TIFU by telling my gf i want a bottom surgery in the future
I (17FTM) have been with my gf (16F) for a year and a half now and today we were talking (chat) about what will we be studying and if we were going to live together and kinda planning and she knows i really want a top surgery. She didnt k... | 14 | 1.428571 | |
1660903400 | 1660913281 | t3_wsa2sn | t5_2to41 | 57 | rabbitt-we: TIFU talks #51! Come share your storiesss 😜
DarkTandem19: one of my best friends is doing her PhD in Ohio and she’s a gem :)
granny-godness: Oh no... Save them
DarkTandem19: Columbus is apparently quite a fun place 😅
granny-godness: Imma be stubborn and refuse to belive it 😆
DarkTandem19: A therapist mi... | 7 | 8.142857 | |
1660902797 | 1660934981 | t3_ws9wmp | t5_2to41 | 72 | ImBehindYou6755: TIFU by giving a guy catcalling my girlfriend an encouraging nod and a thumbs up
We were walking down a street and this guy passes us talking quite loudly. I don’t pay attention- whatever, none of my business. As he passes us I hear him compliment my girlfriend’s eyebrows. She uses stage makeup to do t... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1660903197 | 1660905209 | t3_wsa097 | t5_2to41 | 10 | sutbags: TIFU by going to the wrong house.
This happened years ago but a post I just read on here about someone going to the wrong meeting reminded me of it. I was with the lads in the pub on a Friday night and after a few beers one of them
who I'll call John mentioned he was having a barbecue the next day. He lived... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1660906111 | 1660946802 | t3_wsauj3 | t5_2to41 | 8,499 | EnemyOfTheFamily: TIFU at my friend's mom's funeral
This morning I (27m) was at my friend's mom's funeral. During the church ceremony I was sitting next to my other friend who I'll call "Ned" for the purpose of this post. I made the mistake of telling Ned my friend's mom took my virginity when I was younger. Ned knew t... | 13 | 653.769231 | |
1660907204 | 1660909221 | t3_wsb6n5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By ruining my husband’s Bach party?
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bright_copperkettles: Totally thought "Bach" meant Johann Sebastian Bach. Thought this was going to be about you playing Tchaikovsky at his party.
comarastaman: Same I even read it to see what constitutes a Bach party.
sdestruct1: Yep, was curious who was p... | 4 | 2 | |
1660910458 | 1660914365 | t3_wsc7rk | t5_2to41 | 20 | truthful_pretender: TIFU by almost definitely ruining a surprise party for a friend 2 months in advance
A couple of hours ago I received a random private message from a friend's husband - which read "Not hacked, it's safe" and a random link to invitewebsite.com/somethingsomething below it.
Now - a bit of backstory. ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1660916333 | 1660917802 | t3_wsea2t | t5_2to41 | 13 | Vegetable_Papaya6493: TIFU by making a move too late
This TIFU happened 6 hours ago and I'm just about ready to throw myself into a volcano.
Me(M22) and my Mom spent 2 months in her hometown and were finally going back home. We had to take a 2 hour bus ride to the airport and a 1 hour flight. On the bus I was seate... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1660916544 | 1660922943 | t3_wsecwk | t5_2to41 | 10 | Kryptonian501: TIFU by thinking I was saving time at work
This happened yesterday. Our boss requested via Microsoft teams that my coworker asked something to my boss's manager, because he was nearby. My boss's manager was leaving the office and my coworker wasn't at the office at that moment and I thought that I could ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1660918177 | 1660951420 | t3_wsezfr | t5_2to41 | 55,982 | thegodofwine7: TIFU by accidentally searching Riley Reid on my wife's phone
My wife broke her phone over the weekend, so we got her a new one. After it came in yesterday, she used my phone to log onto her Google account to so something, sets her phone up and gives mine back to me. I'm playing Dark Souls 2, not think... | 16 | 3,498.875 | |
1660915403 | 1660921146 | t3_wsdxrx | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking weed & eating schrimps
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HippieHilljack: This was overall a sweet and funny story, and a great reminder of why I don't smoke weed anymore lmao. Also your English is great, forgot I wasn't reading a native speaker's writing.
Your girlfriend sounds like entirely too wonderfully swe... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1660921736 | 1660957974 | t3_wsgdrj | t5_2to41 | 102 | RealNotNormal: TIFU by trying anal without educating myself first
This was a solo situation. I’ve become relatively comfortable with my own sexuality recently, and I was curious as to what people find appealing/enjoyable about anal sex, and especially curious about how it actually feels. I was spending some quality tim... | 6 | 17 | |
1660925235 | 1661005534 | t3_wshsdf | t5_2to41 | 317 | [deleted]: TIFU thinking I still had a girlfriend.
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Gogo83770: What a psychopath..
RodanMurkharr: This is actually at the level where I would begin to plan a long, detailed revenge that would ruin the ex-friend's life over and over and over again.
They used to have duels to the death over far less, back in th... | 6 | 52.833333 | |
1660929350 | 1660948052 | t3_wse00r | t5_2to41 | 9 | SnooHesitations6320: I'm dyslexic I try my best.
R3KiWi: When I read the first paragraph and then the UK doctors shit my brain went like, "wait wtf, she can't be from the UK", but yeah, I guess that explains it lol, sry if I came out rude.
SnooHesitations6320: It's OK. I also wrote this not long after a panic attack an... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1660929110 | 1661001931 | t3_wsjcwe | t5_2to41 | 2,522 | [deleted]: TIFU by mentioning my next girlfriend to my girlfriend
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orchidsandcheesecake: The age gap is a big red flag... y'all both got issues.
braapstututu: LGBT people tend to have bigger age gaps because of the much smaller dating pool, it's not really a red flag.
orchidsandcheesecake: It's called grooming... | 13 | 194 | |
1660930840 | 1660940685 | t3_wsk1pv | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by mowing the lawn.
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Mr007McDiddles: I also live in a house.
KevinBritt: He was too busy worrying about mowing the freaking. I hope his wife a a nice soft cuddly blanket for him to hide in.
| 3 | 6 | |
1660936333 | 1660948312 | t3_wsm94j | t5_2to41 | 8 | Cheesecake-Creepy: TIFU by going to an interview...
So I have a job that involves me traveling all over the country, working crazy hours and never home with my family. I had an interview set up for a really good high paying job that would keep me local.
I was working all week out of state, outside in the heat. Thursda... | 4 | 2 | |
1660938263 | 1660948466 | t3_wsn0a9 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a condom during solo play and wife is upset (rightfully so)
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sdmfer1981: 
12_dub: lmaoo
sdmfer1981: Not once in his story did he mention "Danger zone"
12_dub: federal crime.
sdmfer1981: Straight to hell
| 6 | 4.666667 | |
1660949863 | 1660954150 | t3_wsquw6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | indyyo1: Well You’re welcome to your opinion. Some hair down there makes a difference.
Gotta know your audience I guess. Reddit not the best for knowing different feelings form a waxed vagina
shadesofwolves: Imagine her saying she could barely feel you because there's not much there.
That's not "preference"
indyyo1: ... | 12 | 0.25 | |
1660948637 | 1660954146 | t3_wsr3bj | t5_2to41 | 132 | yourdadisabean: TIFU Talks Bean is Back Edition! Got a story to share? Share it on TIFU Talks!
beanathin: Omg! I'm a Bean!!!!
Significant-Newt-936: What kind??? My dad is a kidney bean.
beanathin: A jelly bean 😂 cuz I'm sweet & little
Significant-Newt-936: Haha, BEANS! RED BEANS!
beanathin: More like blue beans �... | 10 | 13.2 | |
1660948412 | 1660949322 | t3_wsr09r | t5_2to41 | 26 | PersonneOfInterest: TIFU by forgetting i was on meds for 2 weeks
So i have major problems with anxiety, depression, psychosis, and notably adhd. I got covid 3 weeks ago and it took me out hard, i couldnt look at lights, listen to any higher pitch sounds, or move.
After like a week or so my symptoms started to improve... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1660949006 | 1660999044 | t3_wsr8cw | t5_2to41 | 420 | StingShark: TIFU by agreeing to a (near) zero-waste wedding
My now wife and I decided to try to do a zero waste wedding for our big event. We both consider ourselves environmentally friendly and both agree that not only are weddings expensive, they are fairly wasteful when it comes to all the stuff that can only be use... | 6 | 70 | |
1660949363 | 1660956054 | t3_wsrd33 | t5_2to41 | 4 | NoHopeForUs132: TIFU by thinking everything was going to be okay.
Posting anonymously for no identifiers regarding me or my family
These past months have been the scariest and most anxiety inducing months I’ve ever gone through. Me and my mom just started culinary school and everything was going good. The day after we... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1660949252 | 1660954377 | t3_wsrbmu | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally texting my wife’s coworkers on her phone “suck my d**k”
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ApexSimon: Damn, that's the moment she realized you're not boyfriend material.
taragon85: Haha, going on 16 years of marriage now. If she was smart, she’d find a new boyfriend.
ApexSimon: Lol, damn dude, no offense but I t... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1660953892 | 1660954901 | t3_wst045 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Skylantech: TIFU by using sample wet wipes on the mud button
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apexncgeek: Dude wipes. Every other brand I've tried has got fragrance or something else in it that causes itching.
Skylantech: Thanks, but there will be no more wipes coming near my fudge knot anytime soon.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1660954111 | 1661015680 | t3_wst2v7 | t5_2to41 | 42 | iminacoupewitacuttta: TIFU by trying to get my friend to wear his seatbelt
I was giving my friend a ride and shortly after departing I noticed he didn't have his seatbelt on, I asked him to put it on and he scoffed and kind of slumped down in the seat even more. While we're driving I get an idea so at the first stop si... | 6 | 7 | |
1660953428 | 1660957299 | t3_wsstwt | t5_2to41 | 37 | jrandoboi: TIFU by taking a walk to calm down
I got frustrated over something and did what I usually do to calm down; I took a walk in the woods. I have 5 or 6 acres of woodlands in my backyard and I like to watch the birds and climb trees. Today as i was walking, I sat down on a rock because I thought I had scraped my... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1660954912 | 1660980069 | t3_wstd0r | t5_2to41 | 13 | Professional_Trade53: TIFU watching porn while my family was home
I (17) usually jack off when my families away but for some reason was feeling particularly risky. So I was sitting in my room when I heard someone coming, so I turned my phone off. I figured it was my brother (22) going into his room because our rooms ar... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1660955867 | 1660956924 | t3_wstoic | t5_2to41 | 43 | whaleiam_: TIFU by possibly giving my brother kidney failure
Not today, but happened within the course of this week. My younger brother (17M) is a fairly competitive student athlete. He's been getting some good offers to compete at the collegiate level, so naturally he's been trying really hard in every field to higher... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1660959153 | 1660959445 | t3_wsusrs | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by playing porn full volume in front of my dad and then giving him one of the worst excuses of all time
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Spirals_again: Bro get your sexual urges under control wtf
def_not_edgar: Yeah I know lmao
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1660961865 | 1660962260 | t3_wsulup | t5_2to41 | 4 | Spookshow-bby: Oh great now there’s a rule to how a stories told? Why don’t you coach me into telling a good story then
ls952: Not enough Shyamalan-twists /s
But yeah, people are weird.
Spookshow-bby: I understand and acknowledge there’s not much umph to the story but that’s not the type of story I had to tell today
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1660960607 | 1660961834 | t3_wsv9vp | t5_2to41 | 1 | BlueDiamondBoyYT: TIFU by killing my girlfriends sex drive forever
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BaoMoon: This...REALLY sounds like a woman discovering she's lesbian...
Shutthefunkdown: No it doesn't. You've been watching too many fictional / porn movies. This REALLY sounds like a woman struggling with her sexual compatibility with OP.
Ba... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1660962730 | 1660963985 | t3_wsvzba | t5_2to41 | 28 | DogThrowawaay: TIFU by literally getting high with my cats
I live in Minnesota, which just legalized by mistake! It’s a long story.
I have a pair of kittens, boy and girl. They’re adorable.
Unfortunately I have no discipline, so neither do they! Their mom also was very hungry and a stray when pregnant, which I thin... | 4 | 7 | |
1660967030 | 1661007586 | t3_wsxcbt | t5_2to41 | 11 | WasneaDidIt: TIFU by saving Porn to my work phone
So a bit of backstory, I'm 37 and an Amway salesman, I've worked my way up to Emerald and am on track for Diamond. I've been as successful as I've been purely because of the connections I have in my city and the reputation I've made for myself.
Well, I was walking thro... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1660967413 | 1660970358 | t3_wsxgju | t5_2to41 | 10 | Ancient_Sandwich5495: TIFU by thinking for a year my auto bill was on auto pay and now the bank is requesting to terminate the loan
During the pandemic I hit a bit of a slump where I wasn’t as motivated as I should have been after growing tired of driving for amazon and taking on door dash. While it can be a sustainabl... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1660970002 | 1660971765 | t3_wsy9f9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | teddysnameiseddy: TIFU by being creep to my long time friend
So a bit of backstory first, i met this girl who i quickly gained feelings for and vice versa, lets name her summer. anyway things kicked off and we started dating,, this was the most casual and easy going
relationship i could've imagined is possible. nothing... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1660970399 | 1661007452 | t3_wsydg7 | t5_2to41 | 959 | AutisticandDepressed: TIFU by eavesdropping on my mother's phone call.
Throw away account
A little backstory: I (28M) have been dealing with severe depression for most of my life and have been hospitalized for attempting suicide 3 different times. Part of dealing with my severe chronic depression is to make fun of mys... | 11 | 87.181818 | |
1660974827 | 1660979688 | t3_wszmox | t5_2to41 | 16 | thatcrazydiamond: TIFU By Letting Myself Be Vulnerable Again
I'm sorry if this is cringe but i feel so beat down rn and i just want to express myself in some form or fashion.
To say that i've had bad luck with women would be an understatement. i'm 31 and have always had a very difficult time opening up to people.... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1660974776 | 1661014765 | t3_wszm7y | t5_2to41 | 18,881 | cutebaby667: TIFU by listening to sexy vampire audios
I (F19) am an avid listener of the r/gonewildaudio community on Reddit. I grew up in a really conservative family, so sex and relationships were never discussed. I became obsessed with listening to gonewildaudio the moment I discovered it.
I would often listen to t... | 13 | 1,452.384615 | |
1660975570 | 1661018642 | t3_wszu9o | t5_2to41 | 8 | guxigang: TIFU by showering with my boyfriend
This happened two years ago. I (20 female) was hanging out with my boyfriend (19 male) in my apartment. We were alone, playing card games, and making love. I wasn't worried about anyone coming because my parents lived in another city.
Being sweaty from all the "workout" we... | 4 | 2 | |
1660977782 | 1660986153 | t3_wt0fwj | t5_2to41 | 121 | wbarker318: TIFU by passing gas after a night of drinking and waking up my dog and pregnant wife
I try my best to be as supportive as possible to my wife because I am forever grateful that she’s carrying our baby girl. My wife has been always supportive of “me time.” Me time tonight was very literally playing some vide... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1660981553 | 1661054328 | t3_wt1f01 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Liamlah: TIFU by deciding to donate blood and ending up stuck out of my house until 3am
Obligatory this happened 2 days ago.
I have never been able to donate blood before due to a restriction on people who lived in england in the late 80s - early 90s, but where I live this rule has just been changed, so I've been p... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1660984788 | 1660985275 | t3_wt2850 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not tying my laces properly
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basedosas: what if u went back there and still tried lol. if ur cool enough about it u two might just kick it off and itll just be a funny story in the future
PM-ME-HANDBRA-PICS: It was always going to be a crush as I don't really want to ask someone out who is j... | 3 | 3.333333 |
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