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1660987255 | 1661274852 | t3_wt2ty1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | nigxt_lol: TIFU by saying I don’t hate Andrew Tate
PS - I DO NOT agree with / like his views and actions and after doing some research on the dude I realised how much of a piece of shit human he is
I assume you know who Andrew Tate is but by any chance you don’t, He is a multimillionaire, former kickboxing champion n... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1660988221 | 1660997599 | t3_wt32kx | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: tifu by wearing heels in an air banb
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koozy407: Don’t be embarrassed. Everyone has sex. I was painting a 60 yr old ladies house and my guys went to move the nightstand and it fell over. What rolled out? About 7 dildos and one very large fist. A FIST. They hurried up and put everything back but we no... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1660989931 | 1661000810 | t3_wt3ic3 | t5_2to41 | 779 | Privilige: tifu by telling my gf a pigeon would fly out of the way of her car
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Laserspeeddemon: 2mph?!?! I blame the pigeon. That is 100% without a shadow of doubt the pigeons fault.
I mean can imagine a boulder rolling at you at 2mph and you actually die? That's like 3 feet per second. If that happened to me... | 7 | 111.285714 | |
1660996181 | 1661099407 | t3_wt57bz | t5_2to41 | 3,879 | Koniss: TIFU by almost killing my mother secret boyfriend
So me and my family live in a big house together with my single (or at least I thought so) mother, me wife and kids we live at 1st floor while my mother moved in quite recently in an apartment at the ground floor, tonight one of the kids woke me up in the middle... | 10 | 387.9 | |
1660995148 | 1661065501 | t3_wt4ws3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | InformationAdept7411: TIFU by drinking coffee
I've been on a 3 years strict diet with the aim to cleanse my body of any drugs (even coffee and tea), I've stopped drinking soda, coffee, tea or any beverage that has sugar in it.
I also started fasting for 12 hours each day for 8 months and stopped eating junk food and f... | 4 | 1 | |
1660999329 | 1661018121 | t3_wt66tl | t5_2to41 | 29 | Wellbeallright: TIFU by kissing my boss.
This wasn't today, but it's only been 36 hours...
So, I have a crush on my new boss. He's unbelievable. We get along very well in the office. But I know things won't happen because, well he's my boss.
We were at this public event he and other coworkers took part in. It was fun... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1661001358 | 1661018470 | t3_wt6vfx | t5_2to41 | 459 | Blightedminds: TIFU By eating frozen burritos for dinner and making people think there was a gas leak
So last thursday I decided to have some frozen chimichangas for dinner, they were delicious microwave burritos with half slices of velvetta cheese on top. I had my meal, played some video games, and went to bed. The ne... | 4 | 114.75 | |
1661004963 | 1661006475 | t3_wt8620 | t5_2to41 | 24 | ImThe1Wh0: TIFU by laughing at Anakin slaughtering Younglings in Kenobi
So my wife and I are a bit behind the times and we were finally getting around to watching Kenobi. We're really enjoying it together and have been powering thru it. I forgot what episode it is but it's for sure the one with a bunch of flashbacks to... | 3 | 8 | |
1661004931 | 1661045564 | t3_wt85mh | t5_2to41 | 184 | foxandbees: TIFU by sticking hand sanitizer on my vagina while on my period.
I, like many women, have a little bag I carry with me that contains items I need while out and about while on my period. These include but are not limited to, a small pack of intimate wipes for freshening up, tampons, pads, spare underwear, an... | 8 | 23 | |
1661005149 | 1661041943 | t3_wt88gj | t5_2to41 | 8,222 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my sister-in-law before my wife and I were together.
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Emperor_Pod: Wow. Genuine question: when would be the appropriate time to bring that up? Might not have worked well on the 1st date...
ededpesa: Definitely before marriage. They must have had conversations about past partner... | 19 | 432.736842 | |
1661006630 | 1661017929 | t3_wt8sa5 | t5_2to41 | 122 | Misterfrisker: TIFU by dating a man who convinced me he was single.
This has been going on for 3-4 months now but I found out about it last night.
I (29M) have been dating another guy (46M) for about 3 months; we'll call him Dave. We met on an app and hooked up and kept hooking up until we developed feelings for each ... | 10 | 12.2 | |
1661008527 | 1661120157 | t3_wt9ifs | t5_2to41 | 8 | nugget_eater_7298: TIFU by going outside at 1am
so here its 1am, couldn’t sleep, using my phone etc etc. i, (14m), had just out my phone away bc it was about to go flat. i then decided, oh, let’s go take a walk around my back yard. y know, normal things a 14yo dude does at 1am. we recently bought our neighbours block, ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1661009269 | 1661061262 | t3_wt9sph | t5_2to41 | 25 | rainstorm22: TIFU by purchasing from Carvana
Tl:dr at bottom
Backstory: A few months ago, my husband and I lost both of our cars. Both unexpectedly broke down and neither were worth the repairs as they were 15+ years old.
So here’s where the FU begins. In June I ordered a car off of carvana with their financing. I w... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1661011532 | 1674193170 | t3_wtaod5 | t5_2to41 | 120 | The_Zoink: TIFU By sending a cat dick pic to my work group chat
This literally happened a couple minutes ago and I’m fucking gonna die.
I saw a meme online when I was scrolling on Twitter of a Sphinx cat laying on its back you could see his nuts, and my brother refused to look when I was showing him the picture. So... | 6 | 20 | |
1661015046 | 1661116641 | t3_wtc1td | t5_2to41 | 6,182 | ActuallyNotRetarded: TIFU by popping a pimple on my balls
Not today but some years ago and just now cringing at the memory of it all
When I was at the innocent age of 11 I noticed a few bumps on my balls. They weren't painful/sensitive like pimples, but I'm pretty sure they were some kind of cystic thing. They were ju... | 15 | 412.133333 | |
1661015603 | 1661024877 | t3_wtc9ml | t5_2to41 | 13 | Bigsassyblackwoman: TIFU by buying hot and ready pizza
yesterday my friends and i wanted to marathon a movie series so i went to go get a pizza from little caesars, i got there and got my pizza directly from the oven thing that they put the pizza in when they finish cooking
i put the hot pizza on the passenger seat an... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1661016813 | 1661058188 | t3_wtcqgk | t5_2to41 | 9 | ddon1b: TIFU by breaking something that means a lot to this girl i just started talking to
So I just started talking to this girl I met and we’ve really hit it off these past few weeks. We’ve hung out for hours literally every single day since we met. She’s pretty reserved to most ppl but i’d really open w me.
Fast f... | 3 | 3 | |
1661017037 | 1661018704 | t3_wtctkv | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU telling my girlfriend I've already seen the spicy photos she was planning to give me.
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sandbirde: Dude...you knew exactly what was gonna be at that link. I'm not saying you're some master manipulator. I'm just saying don't play dumb. You made a deliberate and bad choice. I don't know if I'd per... | 3 | 21.666667 | |
1661018279 | 1661019395 | t3_wtdaaw | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by fingering a girl on her period
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fancy_leftovers: Poor you.
drum-monkey: I thought it was more funny than sad
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1661019556 | 1661859701 | t3_wtds2s | t5_2to41 | 186 | Buthewasntinacave: TIFU by popping a mole on my vagina
This happened last night. Tl;dr at the bottom.
For context: years ago I discovered a dark spot on the outer lips of my vagina. I initially thought it might be a blackhead. A small squeeze did nothing, so I figured it was just a mole. I have skin that's been prone ... | 8 | 23.25 | |
1661019445 | 1661028787 | t3_wtdqkw | t5_2to41 | 177 | NotAHockeyGuy: TIFU by bringing an adult toy as a birthday gift to my wife's gay boss
We were invited to a birthday party for my wife's boss. It was at the office they work at, after the workday yesterday. My wife got the invite last minute at work yesterday, and called me to ask me to go run to the store and get a gif... | 4 | 44.25 | |
1661020122 | 1661213598 | t3_wtdzpv | t5_2to41 | 13 | South5: TIFU went to bed with my gf and ended up like a murder scene
Jess and i were getting frisky and went to my bedroom for some hanky panky, she looked in my nightstand for condoms and lube but noticed a blue pill a friend gave me ages ago, she knew what it was and asked me to take it. I took it, trouble is it take... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1661021800 | 1661046669 | t3_wtemh7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a move to be more intimate with my girlfriend if one year
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Lord_Cockwood: How do you cure porn addiction with abstinence?
wain13001: Srsly, abstinence is a treatment for chafing...that's about it.
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1661022545 | 1661023162 | t3_wtewkv | t5_2to41 | 4 | An3m0s: TIFU by taking away candy from a child
So, I just went to the supermarket to buy some groceries for the weekend. As it's usually crowded and noisy therebI like to bring my in-ears and listen to some music. In front of me at the checkout line were a father and his daughter. As I was unloading my grocery, thinkin... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1661023098 | 1661028019 | t3_wtf41t | t5_2to41 | 990 | [deleted]: TIFU Update 4; ex friend burns 8k of Pokémon cards
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Leaddore: "Yes sir, they were just pieces of cardboard, worth over $8000, now if you don't have $8000 in your pocket to give me, I must ask you to leave and only contact me through my lawyer..."
Ok-Watch8193: I had so much anxiety. Like he started ... | 7 | 141.428571 | |
1661027837 | 1661105492 | t3_wtguxn | t5_2to41 | 24 | Unsuccessful_Jacki_3: TIFU by telling my brother how I really feel
(I won't be using their real names for private reasons) For context, my brother is 5 years older than me (Tom) and we have a younger sister(Jay). We had a really bad childhood. I won't go into to much detail but at one point we had to go to foster care.... | 8 | 3 | |
1661030073 | 1661088444 | t3_wthoks | t5_2to41 | 2,432 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a second date with a girl way out of my league
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pogiguy2020: If she stayed with you and does not ghost you then this is not a FU really.
FYI just because you think she is out of your league does not mean she thinks that.
cptspeirs: That's apparently true. I think my partner is leag... | 8 | 304 | |
1661029837 | 1661036335 | t3_wthldp | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally spilling sauce on my girlfriends comforter.
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JimmiRustle: #SA: Comforter means duvet or quilt.
I was confused too.
Phil_Swift_God: Yes I completely forgot all of those are the same thing thank you!
JimmiRustle: I’ve never even heard anybody refer to it as a comforter before.
Ph... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1661030654 | 1661031508 | t3_wthwgp | t5_2to41 | 17 | throwaway4554935: TIFU by not using the restroom before hiking
My friends and I (M22) decided to go on a 3-mile hike together today. The night before, we had a couple of drinks and a bunch of snacks and this morning we had some sushi and other snacks. Like an absolute idiot who hasn't been on many hikes before, I didn'... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1661031499 | 1661100662 | t3_wti7iv | t5_2to41 | 4,550 | PlotinusTheWise: TIFU by crying in front of my little brother about moving
I (16m) am moving due to my mom having another kid with her husband. I was visiting the house one last time to pack some stuff up when I started crying in front of my 10 year old brother. Hard. I've hated every single part of this move since it... | 7 | 650 | |
1661032294 | 1661082273 | t3_wtihwp | t5_2to41 | 12,425 | Ok-Watch8193: TIFU Update 4 by letting ex friend destroy 8k of Pokémon cards
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coffeebuzzbuzzz: The only part I think you fucked up on was failing to mention the monetary value of the cards he destroyed. Without that his dad can easily dismiss them as silly pieces of cardboard. However, he will see that whe... | 12 | 1,035.416667 | |
1661032653 | 1661035430 | t3_wtimgg | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a text as a joke
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bobbymatthews84: Your "one of those" guys.
h3rm3s_vault: What do you mean?
bobbymatthews84: It's a whole personality. The type of person to send a text to the guy saying what you did after being told it from the girl, knowing full well what you were doing.
h3rm3s_v... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1661032865 | 1661110361 | t3_wtipff | t5_2to41 | 9 | green_highlighter_: TIFU by making a “ur mom” joke
My roommate recently got a boyfriend and to be honest I don’t get along with him all that much. Just something about him and I doesn’t work out, but I try to get along because I see him in our tiny little room everyday.
One time—I don’t remember the context, because t... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1661035672 | 1661036100 | t3_wtjq61 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not waking up my brother
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_conqueror: Your friend being toxic is not your fuck-up
oishii_sushii: Hm I dunno. She can be difficult at times when it comes to delaying meetings, she is a little princess but she is my best friend and we have been trough a lot, good and bad things. Its just, some... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1661034289 | 1661043172 | t3_wtj8cx | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by not hiding my charging cord
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ouzo84: What type of connector is it using that is so specialised that it can only be a sex toy?
Oliveoil_cant: It’s like a long tube shape. There’s probably other plugs that look like it, but I’m pretty sure it’s mostly used by sex toys. At the very least it’s t... | 5 | 6 | |
1661034165 | 1661038059 | t3_wtj6r3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping a shirt in a parking lot
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suzy7517: You kept the car in drive when you were backing out?
hybridginger: Lol put it in drive rather than park 🤦
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1661036951 | 1661167513 | t3_wtk6wn | t5_2to41 | 1,932 | Erens_wife-: TIFU By allowing my 31 year old boyfriend call by 13yr daughter hot
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Bordo1985: The line ‘Hot for a 13 year old’ is quite disturbing.
She has every right to feel uncomfortable.
Regenclan: I don't know. He is pretty much saying it in a non hey she is hot sort of way. He isn't saying he thinks she ... | 19 | 101.684211 | |
1661029828 | 1661045022 | t3_wthl9v | t5_2to41 | 41 | sovietslug7797979: TIFU by believing my 10yo
for context, my 10yo is my husband’s from a previous marriage and we get her every other weekend. She stays with her maternal grandparents for the rest of the time. She’s been wanting to start acting, so her grandparents signed her up for acting classes, dance, singing, all ... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1661037854 | 1661128713 | t3_wtkid9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | HonkeyDonkeyThe2nd: TIFU by screwing over my girlfriend of 3 years by falling for my flat mate
So basically, over the last 3 months I have single handedly managed to fuck up quite a lot of the relationships that I had valued the most.
I (20m) had been with my ex (20f) for 3 years. We met at school and ended up going ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1661038170 | 1661040127 | t3_wtkm7v | t5_2to41 | 18 | hybridginger: TIFU by dropping a shirt in a parking lot
This happened about an hour ago...
You know the story, bought too much, turned down plastic bags because of course I want to be green or some shit.
Anyway, carried an arm load of clothing and a couple pairs of shoes to the car. Started backing out slowly and no... | 3 | 6 | |
1661041410 | 1661079147 | t3_wtlqpv | t5_2to41 | 126 | haske0: TIFU by blasting porn over the car stereo while the wife was driving.
My wife and I have a very healthy relationship but being super pregnant our night time "festivities" has suffered as a result. Although it sucks but I do have my left hand to take care of business in a pinch.
The night before the fuck up I ... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1661041471 | 1661102071 | t3_wtlrgn | t5_2to41 | 14 | MeecyMice_: TIFU by being scared of bidets
(Im new to this sub so sorry for formatting and if its not good to be posted here)
Yep.
Backstory: So my whole life ive had stomach issues, most doctors seem to agree its IBS or something like that. So for years ive had troubles pooping. And wiping was a whole hour long pa... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1661043416 | 1661053210 | t3_wtmfcf | t5_2to41 | 24 | hotbIonde: TIFU by thinking I could fix my Dunkin’ coffee
Backstory: Today I (16F) wanted to try out Dunkin’s fall menu because I love pumpkin flavored things. I asked my mom if we could DoorDash it and she said yes, I ordered a pumpkin muffin and the iced nutty pumpkin drink. Yay. It arrives and I sit down to check it... | 3 | 8 | |
1661043632 | 1661114646 | t3_wtmi4e | t5_2to41 | 35,739 | JBD3000: TIFU by Eating my Girls A$$
So I'm not stranger to eating ass, I know the precautions, always staying clean, but hey people fuck up.
My girl and I are a pretty sexally active couple.
Before I met her I was always an anal guy, and by exploring I helped her find her love for anal.
Now we're just about always... | 13 | 2,749.153846 | |
1661043837 | 1661125363 | t3_wtmkpy | t5_2to41 | -22 | [deleted]: TIFU by tweeting about one of my followers
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nokiabby: Warning: you will piss off a lot of redditors with this. Unattractive males make up a large population of Reddit.
[deleted]: I noticed.
This-Layer-4447: You have every right to reject him for not being your type but you have no right to say you a... | 5 | -4.4 | |
1661045835 | 1661055597 | t3_wtn8uq | t5_2to41 | 45 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #52!🥳 Come share your stories and we are doing game night!
Amanimefan: I WANT THE GAME
bigasslottaclass: This is the game
Amanimefan: ?
bigasslottaclass: Oh my bad I misunderstood your comment
Amanimefan: Oh
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1661042411 | 1661095130 | t3_wtm337 | t5_2to41 | 16 | bowman290: TIFU by unknowingly angering natures douchebags
Actually happened today. On mobile so formatting might be ass.
I have a people reactive rescue dog that I was taking for a walk over our local field. There are a few entrances to this field that get gradually less maintained the further you go.
Get to the fi... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1661052512 | 1661054308 | t3_wtpf33 | t5_2to41 | 53 | AlysaSass: TIFU by not checking the girls at the pool after I went down a waterslide
I went to the neighborhood pool this morning in my old swimsuit, a little bikini top and boy shorts bottoms that are a bit small for me, but still fit pretty much ok, or so I thought.
I went down a waterside at the pool and didn't n... | 11 | 4.818182 | |
1661055228 | 1661090427 | t3_wtq9cg | t5_2to41 | 53 | Actually_apples_: TIFU by being curious.
So, me (a minor) and my brother (22), mom (51), and brother's gf (22) went on a flight to Vancouver recently. My dad (54) wasn't able to make it, as he had to stay behind with my sick grandmother.
So we made the decision to go without him. I cried over it the night before but t... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1661054585 | 1661074888 | t3_wtq28h | t5_2to41 | 138 | KatyvSmith: TIFU by kissing my best friend
This happened today and I don’t know what to do right now. I guess I’m just looking for a place to vent.
My name is Katy (F23) and I’m best friends with a guy, let’s call him John for privacy reasons. John and I met during my Freshman year of college. We had chemistry lab cla... | 4 | 34.5 | |
1661055558 | 1661056227 | t3_wtqd2b | t5_2to41 | 30 | Etrius_Christophine: TIFU by not being the Corn King
Today, I ate 18 ears of corn in a three hour period. My friends and I now have a yearly corn off, in which we go to a farmers market, and buy All the corn. There are two competitions, the endurance corning and speed corning. The prior year’s champion and original cor... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1661053033 | 1661314186 | t3_wtpkx4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Scryllarus: TIFU by eating an entire carolina reaper
The specific fruit I had decided to gleefully ingest displayed every single characteristic of being a hell fruit. Horrendously pimpled with a distinctly warped shape, literally reeked of spice, with the spice oils visibly shining on the surface.
I reasoned with myse... | 5 | 3 | |
1661058532 | 1661071204 | t3_wtr8on | t5_2to41 | 19 | AltheatheDreamer: TIFU by eating blueberries
So I (24f) woke up with a sour stomach and very liquid "movement". I was running in the bathroom every 10 minutes for like, 2 hours. I end up puking, all is right with the world. My wonderful husband (40m) goes to 7-11 for me while I lay in bed with our baby (4 month f), who... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1661054732 | 1661062317 | t3_wtq3xi | t5_2to41 | 6 | laszlolmh: TIFU by being a Creative Writing BFA
This is not exactly today but years in the making. I recently graduated with a BFA in Creative Writing and have always dreamt of becoming a teacher or higher education professor.
I moved back with my parents/family immediately after graduation, as there was no point in ... | 3 | 2 | |
1661061178 | 1661062607 | t3_wtrzut | t5_2to41 | 14 | chorusgirl2012: TIFU by renting an apartment sight unseen
tldr: Property management inspector was either high, drunk, blind, or lied. Either way, I'm temporarily homeless.
You're in for a bit of a long rant here. Gotta get this off my chest.
So for context, I am a college student who attends school out of state. Duri... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1661062834 | 1661063404 | t3_wtsh16 | t5_2to41 | 13 | PerceptionCharming21: TIFU by wiping my shit with a towel and forgetting to put it in the laundry
I am pretty sure I have ADHD, I am always careless and leaving things around. Forgetting what to do next during my day. It's annoying. This story happened a few weeks ago (for context, I live in a student dorm).
I come ho... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1661063894 | 1661102185 | t3_wtsrb7 | t5_2to41 | 4,762 | gae_LA: TIFU by putting hot sauce on my titties
Not today but this happened a couple years ago.
It was April fool’s day and I was gonna hang out with some guy I was seeing at the time.
I was sitting in bed a little high when suddenly I thought it would be a funny April fools prank if I put hot sauce on my nipples r... | 7 | 680.285714 | |
1661063720 | 1661112478 | t3_wtspnl | t5_2to41 | 801 | MrBloodyHyphen: TIFU by shaving my (almost) beard and moustache
So this happened just 5 minutes ago.
I had to get a haircut today and had the worst idea ever. So I was at the Salon and I thought I should get my beard and moustache shaved. It doesn't look bad or anything but I always thought that I might look better w... | 6 | 133.5 | |
1661064721 | 1661067055 | t3_wtszdz | t5_2to41 | 31 | Sufficient-Stand-499: TIFU by ignoring a pain near my gooch
I work in a very hot and very busy kitchen, I'm talking busy from 4-11 p.m consistently, and usually around 100-110 temperature wise during the summer. Today was especially hot, it was humid Because of a recent short spout of rain, and it was around 90 outside... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1661065459 | 1661118425 | t3_wtt6o3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | I-Was-An-Oops: TIFU by disconnecting my Bluetooth earbuds
Tifu and probably the most embarrassing moment in my life up to this point. I had a long day of traveling,hanging out at an airport having a few beer just dreading my 6 hour flight ahead of me. I was trying to get my Bluetooth earbuds to connect to my iPad, hav... | 3 | 5 | |
1661065686 | 1661273672 | t3_wtt8rr | t5_2to41 | 56 | Apprehensive-Hat3377: TIFU when prune juice made me it’s bitch
Prune juice made me it’s bitch
Prune Juice is a MONSTER
So I’ve been struggling with some stomach pains and issues for the last two weeks or so and went to the doctor to have it checked out and they recommended blood work but basically told me I was fine ... | 4 | 14 | |
1661067268 | 1661067684 | t3_wttnue | t5_2to41 | 1 | lookout122: TIFU deletes old reddit account
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lufan132: Lol.
Lol.
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That's a lot of lols.
lookout122: Yup bro! Had to keep laughing at myself for my stupidity. And now im back here! Lol
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1661067480 | 1661190084 | t3_wttpvk | t5_2to41 | 6 | JeniRo25: TIFU by using acetone
Hi, English is not my first language so please be patient and if I misspelled something, please let me know kindly so I can learn more, thank you
So I (20F) decided last night that it was time to re-do my nails (hands and toes) because they looked awful and I have a party tomorrow, so I... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1661072006 | 1661130427 | t3_wtuvx1 | t5_2to41 | -1 | iFuckBuses: TIFU by cuddling with my best friend at a youth group
I (16M) go to this youth group with my friends Excelsior (16M), Layla (16F), Jay (16M), and Allison (16NB). I am best friends with Allison, and have been for a while. Me and Allison like to cuddle or just lean on each other, whether it be while watching... | 6 | -0.166667 | |
1661074640 | 1661140193 | t3_wtvkf6 | t5_2to41 | 1,323 | Spiritual-Ad8466: TIFU by not knowing how condoms work
So I \[24M\] am an idiot when it comes to a lot of stuff. I was lucky before with my ex that she was on the pill and she didn't require me to wear condoms, so I never did with her. However, we broke up and I went on a solo holiday to get a break.
Over there I meet... | 10 | 132.3 | |
1661079341 | 1661080808 | t3_wtwskg | t5_2to41 | 6 | MortalSinsOfSven: TIFU by ensuring my work was good
So I work in a jewellery shop which has a small workshop attached. Whilst we can take pretty much any repair, I'm only trained to perform watch battery replacements and basic solders but have been doing them for several months with no issue.
Yesterday we had a custome... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1661079591 | 1661127505 | t3_wtwv03 | t5_2to41 | 259 | Lizzy6891: tifu by driving though wet paint on a shared driveway
In fact it was yesterday. But I had my bf's car and the landlord was doing some work outside the shared house where I live. He knocked over some paint, and there was a big puddle of it in the front paved area where we all park. I reversed through it, and ... | 8 | 32.375 | |
1661080612 | 1661082370 | t3_wtx5sk | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU BY DELETING MY GIRLFRIENDS PHONE
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shadesofwolves: You're afraid your partner will be violent with you and you threatened to fight her dad?
🚩🚩🚩
You didn't even mention anything about how you actually deleted the phone.
Devittraisedto2: >You didn't even mention anything about how you act... | 3 | 1 | |
1661081741 | 1661097707 | t3_wtxhen | t5_2to41 | 103 | No_Reaction8122: TIFU by snooping and learning my mum is a meth addict
So background. My mum was abusive she is a single mum but would constantly have explosive anger which generally was directed to my older brother. I was emotionally neglected and would essentially be the comfort for my mum and bro when she would expl... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1661081820 | 1661109775 | t3_wtxi8g | t5_2to41 | 78 | Southern_Contest334: TIFU by possibly ruining the best friendship I've ever had
So as with most things in this sub this wasn't today but around a year and a half ago but I need to get this off my mind.
I (26m) have (had) been best friends with, for the sake of privacy call her Jane (26f), since high school. Jane and ... | 6 | 13 | |
1661070097 | 1661099036 | t3_wtuekz | t5_2to41 | 33 | lurking_my_ass_off: TIFU by forgetting entropy exists
TIFU and it was a bad one. Not doing a throwaway because fuck it.
I've got depression, and lately it's been pretty bad. My house is about 2 levels above squalor and I'm basically just hermiting until I get a better grip on life and also I don't have central a/c, so... | 3 | 11 | |
1661079810 | 1661091714 | t3_wtwxo9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Inevitable_Effect_41: TIFU by kissing a girl while being in a short relationship
New to Reddit. First post. So bear with me for a little.
From the beginning. I am a Male 25 and few months ago I met a girl lets call her Jade and we clicked an vibed along together. Over the time I have started developing feelings for he... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1661090349 | 1661116526 | t3_wu09q1 | t5_2to41 | 103 | [deleted]: TIFU by choosing a sexual number for my jersey.
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Zeitsty: You were an innocent kid. Which is a good thing not a FU. Sure it’s a sexual position but it’s also just a number. Most people are not going to look at a kid in a softball jersey and immediately go there.
I don’t think the adults in your li... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1661091013 | 1661174850 | t3_wu0ipv | t5_2to41 | 8 | Small_Piccolo_5895: TIFU
TIFU not really today but lately I haven't felt myself I've felt super bland and boring almost no emotion towards anyone or anything for the last 2-3 weeks I've just felt no emotion other than sometimes sad. Now where I mess up is I have a gf and she sang at a baseball game and a bunch of guys ... | 4 | 2 | |
1661092494 | 1661094540 | t3_wu12mv | t5_2to41 | 923 | neweaden: TIFU by beating my meat.
I (16m) went to visit my grandparents with my parents
in my home country, I stayed at a separate house alone.
I had 10 or so friends over for the whole night they left
at 6 AM. I went to bed and have done the deed but I
was so tired that I didn't notice that I had spilled some
juice o... | 7 | 131.857143 | |
1661091343 | 1661093688 | t3_wu0n58 | t5_2to41 | 39 | AJMcAARON: TIFU by wishing on a magic meteorite
They say to wish upon a shooting star, but what about a fallen star?
In fifth grade I had a huge crush on a girl in my class named Elizabeth, but one day I found out she was “going out” with my best friend Kyle! My eleven year-old heart was broken.
Well, it just so happ... | 3 | 13 | |
1661095322 | 1661160543 | t3_wu255y | t5_2to41 | 18,155 | anonsciteacher: TIFU by going to a dodgy massage shop
So this happened about an hour go.
Excuse spelling/ formatting - dyslexic and on mobile
Last night I was in bed and my back was feeling pretty tight, so I jump on google to find a place that does a good Thai massage. I find a place and book the appointment for t... | 11 | 1,650.454545 | |
1661101825 | 1661121344 | t3_wu4or8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Badgamesorry: TIFU by trying to run a gaming business
I've invested several thousand dollars into the game and this business and I have very little to show for it. I've gotten expensive artists, I've tested the game out extensively, I've made pretty advertisements, I've really done all that I can think to do (except bu... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1661102444 | 1661112750 | t3_wu4xmi | t5_2to41 | 124 | Riotzact: TIFU by swallowing 2 pieces of winter fresh gum while it still had its flavor.
So this morning I get on the royal throne to do my business as usual. As I relieve myself I notice a burning sensation. Nothing too extreme, but certainly enough to make itself known.
So I starting thinking back, I had pizza with... | 8 | 15.5 | |
1661105213 | 1661107066 | t3_wu61f4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not resetting my 12 year old phone to not receive my wife’s texts
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Rasen_God: No argument is worth spending days, especially when it's with your partner. You're supposed to be there for each other, not at each other.
I hope you two can resolve whatever it is that's been a bother, and become... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1661083256 | 1663170253 | t3_wtxxnz | t5_2to41 | 14 | ReenTheFox: TIFU by having a fictional group's logo as a sticker on my binder
Huff sorry for the long title.
Obligatory "not today", this happened a few years ago actually but from time to time I'm still wondering how I thought this was a good idea. I apologize in advance for weird grammar, english is not my first lan... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1661108645 | 1661111835 | t3_wu7e69 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by using sign language and someone understood me
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BigWilly97: I'm not really sure that's racist in and of itself. I mean, black people do tend to have larger noses and it's not racist to acknowledge that any more than its racist to acknowledge they have black skin. If it was meant as an insult ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1661107438 | 1661146679 | t3_wu6wy2 | t5_2to41 | -2 | harrington0019: TIFU by smoking on my lunch break.
This actually happened last week.
I work a 12 to 9 shift at a call center. It is stressful work and one of the ways I cope is by having a cigar on breaks.
I woke up late and didn't have time to use the bathroom, shower, eat, or etc. I had a gas station chicken wrap... | 14 | -0.142857 | |
1661108782 | 1661109258 | t3_wu7g9v | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally revealed my girlfriend's mom's infidelity
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ThinkCow83: Info: were you really dating a boy called Emily? 🤔
Edit - why do do insist on calling your GIRLFRIEND by he, him, his?
woahwoahwoah28: A boy named Emily who is his girlfriend… sus.
ThinkCow83: It's total BS - op needs to ... | 4 | 2 | |
1661108184 | 1661121883 | t3_wu77cq | t5_2to41 | 370 | Ermmahhhgerrrd: TIFU by forgetting the chicken
Hey this isn't exciting but it happened today, so points for that? On phone, apologies for formatting errors, yada yada. It's short so no tldr.
I've got the virus. Somehow my wife has managed to avoid getting it, and has only had a few symptoms but she feels ok... | 7 | 52.857143 | |
1661115237 | 1661117499 | t3_wu8w2u | t5_2to41 | 5 | buttered_cat: You can't get a contact high from it, and pretty much all those cops that pass out after "touching it" (its not absorbed through the skin...) are just having panic attacks.
The propaganda makes fent out to be a lot more lethal than it actually is.
Unless you are smoking, slamming, or snorting it yoursel... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1661114772 | 1661122995 | t3_wu9tl1 | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by allowing my cousin to have s*x at my place
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voures: Just curious, why are you censoring the word "sex?"
Stupidclassmates1234: I don't want it to get banned. Happened before
Embarrassed-Bus-8591: You should get banned for not putting a TL;DR
Stupidclassmates1234: Look at the end
Embarrassed-B... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1661111164 | 1661247873 | t3_wu8dst | t5_2to41 | 21 | Debleckpenta: TIFU by asking a customer what was wrong with her order
So I work at a call center and mostly handle complaints, today a customer called claiming there was something wrong with her food. She said it tasted bad and that she didn't like it. I asked her to clarify exactly what was wrong with it - i.e. inc... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1661120852 | 1661138264 | t3_wuc86p | t5_2to41 | 796 | Caledric: TIFU by beating my meat
Just happened about an hour or so ago. I was in the kitchen getting ready to cook dinner and decided to make some pork chops. Usually when I make pork chops I tenderize the meat a bit, so I placed the pork chops on the cutting board, sprinkled them with some seasoning then got out th... | 7 | 113.714286 | |
1661123445 | 1661189409 | t3_wud7dq | t5_2to41 | 75 | Ok-Barracuda-1223: TIFU by forgetting to close a window for over a month
Background: My bf (28M) and I (24F) live in an apartment where the top window in our kitchen always slides down when we open the bottom window. Since I have an extreme dislike for insects, I always check to make sure the top window hasn't slid dow... | 3 | 25 | |
1661124212 | 1661124638 | t3_wudhii | t5_2to41 | 8 | WhosMocho: TIFU by making the donut media guy leave my store
Today I was at work at a gas station and we are very rural and don’t have much going on around where I live so it’s pretty common for senators, celebrities, rich assholes to come get gas and get on there way without being recognized or really noticed while th... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1661126014 | 1661128654 | t3_wue54x | t5_2to41 | 15 | cutieville: TIFU by fingering a girl
This girl and I had a fun filled day out on the town. Afterwards we got a hotel. Things started getting hot and heavy and my fingers ended up in her pants. One thing led to another and I started fingering her. She was having a grand old time showing the usual signs that I was doing ... | 3 | 5 | |
1661126056 | 1661210966 | t3_wue5pl | t5_2to41 | 16 | SquishySpark: TIFU by fixing tacos with extra protein
I had 2 lbs of ground beef that I bought yesterday to make tacos with for the family. So this evening I browned it nicely, added a few tablespoons from the Costco sized bottle of taco seasoning that had probably been in the pantry for a while, then added onions and ... | 4 | 4 | |
1661126576 | 1661127604 | t3_wuecsb | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my wife a new cat
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tankavenger: Go get that poor baby back, and name it something close to Jay, she had cats so far. She is projecting on to you for some reason. Name it shay and give that poor baby kitty a home. You wanted to make her feel better and something else deeper is the roo... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1661126941 | 1661139380 | t3_wuehnp | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU By Inviting My Fiance's Grandma To Our Wedding
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respectfulpanda: You didn't fuck up, but you didn't win points either. When it comes to invitations to the wedding on your partner's side, let them deal with the list.
Otherwise, May happens.
thatsoundthough: Also, knowing "Liz has a lot of fami... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1661128094 | 1661180433 | t3_wuewz4 | t5_2to41 | 4,470 | brandonallyn: TIFU… I asked my wife if she remembered that time I did something romantic for her… but it wasn’t her.
Ugh, I’m an idiot… Today, I asked my wife if she remembered the time I set up a special movie night with her a long time ago. I was reminiscing about how romantic I was way back when. She didn’t quite re... | 10 | 447 | |
1661129805 | 1661156976 | t3_wufiyx | t5_2to41 | 6 | MsGoogleEyes: tifu by trying jenkem to ease the pain
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givememoreskin: "My life sucks and I dont know why" you tried to get high off your own piss and shit, moron. I assume you probably make no effort to improve your life as well but dont understand why your not a millionaire with people begging to have sex wit... | 9 | 0.666667 | |
1661138694 | 1661192541 | t3_wuily5 | t5_2to41 | 867 | SkyHiro68: TIFU By reaching for my phone while watching my little sister
Ok so I am still shaking and crying over this as I am typing it. If you are one of those TikTok people who do reddit stories please dont do this one. My family uses tiktok and I dont want them to know I typed this. I am 18(m) and I have a sister w... | 5 | 173.4 | |
1661139982 | 1661696595 | t3_wuj16m | t5_2to41 | 11,226 | madewithgarageband: TIFU by asking a stranger in the men's bathroom to hold my dick
Okay to preface, I work at a restaurant and after closing last night a few co-workers and I went out to a club. I initially didn’t want to go, but my co-worker \[Judy\] who I’m good friends with dragged me along because she was getting ... | 10 | 1,122.6 | |
1661140565 | 1661141205 | t3_wuj836 | t5_2to41 | -27 | [deleted]: Tifu by beating my meat for the first time
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CornyCreeper: You're addicted bro. Beating once in a while and beating 6 times in a day are two pretty different things... There's no problem with the former but the latter can get really problematic if you dont take action early on..
Toxins845: Thanks for... | 4 | -6.75 |
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