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1661141509 | 1661192375 | t3_wujji2 | t5_2to41 | 17 | hmajestyship: TIFU by Letting a Spider Loose
Tonight I was in my bedroom with the door closed. I was getting up to get some snacks when I found a spider on the side of my door frame. Now it's important to point out that while I was already having anxiety for unrelated reasons, I generally don't have anxiety towards spi... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1661145072 | 1661227279 | t3_wukmx1 | t5_2to41 | 50 | ndergarment: TIFU by telling my professor to call me daddy
So tomorrow morning is my first day of a new math class, and the professor had emailed out an introduction form. It asked things like "what's your favorite song" and "what should I call you?" Well, I've been smoking a bit, and for my own personal amusement, I ... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1661147013 | 1661212964 | t3_wul76r | t5_2to41 | 468 | yourmom694200000: TIFU by taking 4x the dosage of laxatives
Throwaway account because this is way too embarrassing to put on my main account.
I recently went on a week long vacation, and as many people experience, my bowel movements were completely fucked up. I didn’t shit the whole time. This had happened to me befor... | 6 | 78 | |
1661148451 | 1661158833 | t3_wulm9s | t5_2to41 | 2 | throwaway6916304: TIFU by smoking my mom's stuff
So Today I (15m) messed up, and yes I know most of you probably think I'm to young but I do smoke 🍃 and sorry if this doesn't make much sense I'm not the type to use social media but for a little context I am online schooled, and I don't have any freinds so I never leav... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1661152417 | 1661158786 | t3_wumpv0 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Aggravating_Ruin_379: TIFU by sending a Scammer a D*ck pic
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TsumugiInuzuka: Tell them to send it to everyone, and that they better do it and you'll be contacting everyone to make sure they did
That way you'll make the scammer think that you're some horny exhibitionist who gets off on this shit and you locked ... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1661153573 | 1661213394 | t3_wun180 | t5_2to41 | 363 | [deleted]: TIFU Black Spade Tattoo
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Misses_Lull_and_Bye: There are so many possible interpretations of a black spade tattoo it’d be almost impossible to figure out which one you intended without asking I guess. I wouldn’t worry about it.
steampunkMechElves: It means you fuck black dudes in a kind of weird and ... | 11 | 33 | |
1661156721 | 1661160471 | t3_wunvip | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: tifu and checked my so's browsing history
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Intelligent-Muffin37: Am I the only one who doesn’t know what so is
Auroraburst: Significant other
Intelligent-Muffin37: I feel dumb now
Auroraburst: You don't learn if you don't ask!
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1661157549 | 1662023831 | t3_wuo39u | t5_2to41 | 58 | MightyShelf: TIFU by learning how to fly, while driving.
Ok so this is a funny story about the first time i got stoned during the single worst year of my life. I wont go into the details of why it was the worst year of my life, you will just have to trust me when i tell you even the lifetime movie channel didn't hold a... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1661155390 | 1662425076 | t3_wunipm | t5_2to41 | 2 | Breakfast1sgod: TIFU By Talking To A Friend's "Ex."
I (F) started a new year in high school a couple of weeks ago and there was this really cute guy who was in two of my classes, that I had sort of known last year from mutual friends. I knew that last year my friend had been sort of a thing with that guy, but told me t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1661158026 | 1661192418 | t3_wuo7x1 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Mururro: TIFU by asking a guy to send me a picture of his dog
So I (17) have a friend (17M). We aren't super close nor do I feel fully comfortable around him but we text each other somewhat regularly. So when we met up around 3 weeks ago he told me about his dog having diabetic attack a few days prior but that he manag... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1661159025 | 1661184432 | t3_wuohyy | t5_2to41 | 2,487 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to help a ferret-owning Karen and "assuming her pet"
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jello-kittu: I suppose you could apologize and then say you can usually smell cat owners too? I mean tact is great and all but you were just trying to be helpful.
I think if I was the manager I'd have a lot of trouble keeping a st... | 9 | 276.333333 | |
1661160016 | 1661167366 | t3_wuorx7 | t5_2to41 | -4 | InternationalBad7044: Tifu after I found out I had access to my friends snap and really regret going in
So like a week ago I was crossed out of my mind and through a desperate attempt at self improvement and I’m guessing pure delusion I delete Snapchat and write myself I note begging myself not to redownload it, the ne... | 3 | -1.333333 | |
1661163843 | 1661177568 | t3_wupvia | t5_2to41 | 51 | L0WEffort: TIFU by watching extremely graphic videos
This was actually yesterday but my head feels like it’s up my @ss cos of this. I found myself on a page where people were sharing a lot of gruesome videos. Stuff that isn’t allowed on your mainstream platforms.
I love true crime documentaries, all I wanted was to f... | 14 | 3.642857 | |
1661164715 | 1661178529 | t3_wuq4wq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a screenshot
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weabooob: How did one find these types of party communities?
thefaceofmoon: This one was a chain of web links but honestly they’re not hard to find if you put the key words into an internet search
AcrobaticSource3: What are the key words?
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1661166482 | 1661202120 | t3_wuqona | t5_2to41 | 20,808 | jennilorraine: TIFU by being too cuddly
So there I was running errands with my husband. I'm a former teacher but now work in a different industry and I realized one of my former students was working as a clerk at our bank. We visited a while and then had to go.
Our next stop was the grocery store. I'm in produce picki... | 8 | 2,601 | |
1661167163 | 1661230480 | t3_wuqw9l | t5_2to41 | 237 | blurryface028: TIFU.. coz I Lost all my savings
Today, I lost all my savings to my business investment. I'm already 27 years old with only 1500 pesos on my bank account. 0 savings coz I invested my money to a business where I don't have a knowledge, Yes its my fault I already knew it. There's nothing to blame, only me.... | 5 | 47.4 | |
1661170701 | 1661171532 | t3_wus498 | t5_2to41 | 7 | M12XD: TIFU for getting in a motorcycle accident
I'm a 15 years old male, today i fuked up by going to throw the trash in a trash bin thats not very far from our house, i was able to go on foot but i like to go with the motorcycle cus its the only time i drive, today when i went to the trash bin, i decided to go anothe... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1661171826 | 1661195310 | t3_wusicg | t5_2to41 | 12 | Kuchisabashi: TIFU by bragging about having sex
I (16M) thought I was bisexual and got with a boy who was also 16 after a few weeks of talking via Snapchat. We both showed interest in each other however he showed much more in than I did with him. He wanted me to meet his best friend (16F), so we did and it was great, u... | 11 | 1.090909 | |
1661174533 | 1661199510 | t3_wutj7k | t5_2to41 | 3,220 | Shot_Revolution6614: TIFU by joining a random construction worker I met omw home to his place and gave him my number now he‘s harassing me
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SgtNibbleTiddies: Wow. How do people like you manage to get up and dress themselves?
gullyfoyle777: Why are you being so fricken mean? This comment doesn't help op and yo... | 10 | 322 | |
1661177079 | 1661180019 | t3_wuujfc | t5_2to41 | 331 | Unlikely_Condition92: TIFU by passing gas in the bathroom
Obligable this happened yesterday, but TIFU by farting in the bathroom. Throwaway bc my boys know my account and I’m not ready to tell them this story.
So there I was in the bathroom, getting ready to take a shower with my girl after the nightly activity…giggit... | 6 | 55.166667 | |
1661179816 | 1661248351 | t3_wuvolo | t5_2to41 | 1,033 | thisismyjournaltbh: TIFU by telling my mum my sibling won’t last the year
preface: my (22) sibling (16) is in a psychiatric unit and has been for around 7 months.
obviously everyone in my family is understandably upset. my mum wanted to know why recent updates about my sibling’s care haven’t really bothered me (treatm... | 5 | 206.6 | |
1661183313 | 1661183996 | t3_wux5d4 | t5_2to41 | 21 | vanity1066: TIFU by eating my neighbor's food
TIFU by eating my neighbor's food
Me - - 43 year old married white lady, no kids. Best aunt ever haha. Neighbors: Y is Punjabi Sikh. Z is middle eastern (I will ask specifics when appropriate) but I'm guessing Muslim? They are mothers of charming kids! I would have gone in... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1661183202 | 1661184720 | t3_wux3ny | t5_2to41 | 49 | JohnnyRico92: TIFU by watching the Poughkeepsie Tapes.
Granted this was not today but last night. This guy at work was taking about it and how it made him physically sick to watch. Being the horror fan I am I made to sure check it out when I got home. The fact that it was apparently pulled from theaters before releas... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1661185450 | 1661192547 | t3_wuy2mf | t5_2to41 | 23 | SoRedditHasAnAppNow: TIFU by almost burning my house down
In this story, the FU actually happened last week, and I learned about it two days later. Today, I'm telling you IFU.
>Time: 48 hours post FU
I was driving to pick up my toddler. While driving I was listening to the new Collective Soul album (whatever, I li... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1661188249 | 1661207519 | t3_wuz9kk | t5_2to41 | 544 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting a 95 on the golf course
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doctorhino: This isn't fucking up, it's your dad being a sore loser. Who gets upset about someone else being good, what a baby.
mcbelden: I should probably edit the post then. He's pissed because he could tell I've obviously been out playing every day with h... | 10 | 54.4 | |
1661188732 | 1661189221 | t3_wuzgu6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by insulting the car I sit in
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eliers0_0: I apologize for possible grammar or spelling mistakes because English is not my mother language and I'm still learning.
isitcarson: just fyi your english is great.
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1661191288 | 1661724703 | t3_wv0klc | t5_2to41 | -18 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking twins why their boobs were different sizes.
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IrishMist-StraightUp: But it's really a good question. Really.
GrilledSoap: Right? Apparently it strikes quite a nerve.
UisaLiona: If you were curious just read about female biology because if I'm being honest asking about it out front like... | 4 | -4.5 | |
1661192267 | 1661220620 | t3_wv0zmi | t5_2to41 | 6,650 | [deleted]: TIFU by lubing up my dildo
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AutisticPenguin2: That's one hell of a secret that he will be taking to his grave. My sympathies OP, the two of you will never be the same again.
cosmernaut420: I'm not sure how much of a secret it is when you streak naked and choking into your father's arms for a life-sa... | 14 | 475 | |
1661193292 | 1661195374 | t3_wv1f2b | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling her that I’m a nudist
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NekoKYN: This sucks.
I can't call myself a nudest but I'm naked at home most of the time. If I'm in the garden, I usually wear panties but that's about it. It's just more comfortable. A lot of people usually wouldn't have a problem with this.
I think the te... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1661195359 | 1661196731 | t3_wv29mu | t5_2to41 | 21 | EmperorCrimson1: TIFU by getting my first BJ
So this happens not today but 2 Weeks ago…
I recently started trying to date so I(m20) meet M(W19). We get along well but I soon figured out she wants only F+ while I was looking for Something serious.
While we meet she trier to kiss and hug me and while I thought about m... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1661195329 | 1661203026 | t3_wv297b | t5_2to41 | 3 | Material-Canary-5039: TIFU by choosing too many advanced classes for senior year
Well it wasn't today but it was in January when I was picking my classes for the school year. During that time I was a junior worrying about my GPA because I didn't finish the previous grade too well. So a couple of months we picked our ... | 3 | 1 | |
1661198310 | 1661266931 | t3_wv3hit | t5_2to41 | 65 | SoftJigsaw: TIFU by asking for a conversation to hurry up
I'm really confused and want some advice. All fake names for this cause privacy. And quite unhelpfully, I don't remember the exact order of what happened but I'll do my best to give a truthful account.
So as of writing this, I (15F) am on the first day of my p... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1661197385 | 1661393335 | t3_wv33rh | t5_2to41 | 125 | norragthestupid: TIFU by trying to masturbate
So here's a little background for this story, I live in a 2 story house with a bathroom downstairs and 2 upstairs. I recently got diagnosed with COVID and have to stay home a couple weeks. So after a couple days I was feeling a little cheeky and decided to enjoy myself this... | 4 | 31.25 | |
1661199988 | 1661245684 | t3_wv478w | t5_2to41 | 19,738 | UnsaltedPotatoes: TIFU by walking in on my roomate I met 3 hours ago going ham on his meat
So I moved into college a few days ago and didn't have a roommate. I was like fuck yeah baby whole dorm room to myself this is chill. Next day I found someone else's stuff on the other half of the dorm room. I didn't mind, I want... | 12 | 1,644.833333 | |
1661191627 | 1661272115 | t3_wv0pue | t5_2to41 | 204 | soyrendel: TIFU by letting my home front door wide open and my pet ran away.
TLDR at the bottom.
This happened on Saturday evening, technically isn’t only MY TIFU but I received all the blame, sorry for my typos and misspelling English isn’t my first language and im on my phone.
I was doing some mechanical work on my... | 4 | 51 | |
1661202362 | 1661203906 | t3_wv56ow | t5_2to41 | 6 | sinepkci: TIFU by lying to my gf
I (13 m) love my gf (13 f) more than everything, but like an idiot I uploaded to TikTok a video of her that she thought was embarrassing.
When she asked me about it I lied to he by telling her I didn't upload it and it was someone else, now she got a notification from TikTok stating tha... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1661203194 | 1661209689 | t3_wv5jei | t5_2to41 | 38 | GGPhilly: TIFU By Realizing I gave my Landlord my THC Vape Pen
Last week, my landlord arrived early in the morning at my apartment to do some minor repairs to my washer and dryer and the ceiling fan. Being half asleep, I threw my vape pen in my pocket, and forgot I put it in there. A few hours later, he called me and a... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1661203716 | 1661500101 | t3_wv5r82 | t5_2to41 | 28 | oishii_sushii: TIFU by hosting a sleepover
I am so devastated, I've been crying for half an hour.
I live in a big city, so on weekends me and my family usually commute to our house on the countryside.
I am introverted, I hate going to my friends places and often excuse myself by saying I'm not in the city right now. ... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1661204169 | 1661256222 | t3_wv5y35 | t5_2to41 | 11,805 | thycarmarth: TIFU by ripping my large intestine
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MrDibbsey: Why the fuck, after not shitting for a month, did you not go and see a Dr before it became a life-threatening emergency?
Konkuriito: or just bought some laxatives
Fastsmitty47: If I don't shit for a few days I become concerned. This mf goes a whole mo... | 11 | 1,073.181818 | |
1661204621 | 1661272536 | t3_wv64p0 | t5_2to41 | 1,504 | bob1689321: TIFU by not checking my Netflix settings for 4 years
TIFU by not checking my Netflix settings for 4 years
For the last few years I've been very disappointed in Netflix. I've got the 4k tier but the quality was always consistently quite bad. Amazon Prime and Disney+ looked far better, and I just assumed it... | 11 | 136.727273 | |
1661205057 | 1661211628 | t3_wv6b8l | t5_2to41 | 20 | AnotherFakeAccount69: TIFU by trusting my parent
How to get scammed by your mother in 10 easy steps:
Step 1. Mom and emotionally and verbally abusive, drug addict dad have a falling out of the century
Step 2. Mom calls me, telling me that her marriage is over and can’t live in her house. Even though my dad and mom ar... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1661205998 | 1661214582 | t3_wv6pod | t5_2to41 | 18 | Born-Confused: TIFU by choosing O's over Z's
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Don_Hoomer: not again? i guess you let there a huge plothole
AcrobaticSource3: > a huge plothole
More like a huge asshole, able to generate so much poop! Oh yeah, OP! That’s awesome
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1661203294 | 1661213281 | t3_wv5kx5 | t5_2to41 | 22 | panadolgay: TIFU by not confessing
Hello. I feel like I had made a mistake and im now poundering on the what ifs. For context, Im a student (17M) and I had a general module this year. It lasted about 4 months. From April to August.
On the first day, I met this girl (17F) in my group. I instantly liked her. But shes ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1661206600 | 1661213513 | t3_wv6ypi | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the bathroom at work.. and threatening to pee on the floor.
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ThatKaleidoscope8736: I feel like OSHA wouldn't like this
Agitated-Ad-9248: You know what’s funny? OSHA has been contacted before. So has L&I for our state. They won’t do anything because we have <15 employees. The mos... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1661201873 | 1661312275 | t3_wv4yya | t5_2to41 | 4 | anotherrandom_person: TIFU driving four hours for a scam
Obligatory this happened over the weekend and not today but I am still thinking about it and trying to figure out how it happened.
So a bit of backstory, I am currently trying to buy a new car and I am pretty set on a specific model but the one thing I want to d... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1661207946 | 1661208925 | t3_wv7i94 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by cruying in the shower
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Dunsparces: Being abused as a child is not a fuck up, OP. I'm sorry that happened to you.
PuzzleheadedDog3448: No my mom is good mom but as I sead it was her very bad moment
Dunsparces: That's not good mothering. Beating a child like that is never justifiable.
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1661209047 | 1661216580 | t3_wv7y69 | t5_2to41 | 4 | SavedTrying: TIFU by reading posts by people criticizing Big Nik
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Thumpp: This isn't about you. You've posted this on a bunch of different subreddits, and you clearly didn't bother to read the rules of several of them.
DobbyFreeElf35: I've seen this in TrueOffMyChest and AITA. Now here. Where else has he poste... | 4 | 1 | |
1661206915 | 1661209836 | t3_wv73e5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my Best Friend’s BF I had feelings for my Friend.
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dpg3456: Eh, just say sorry and that you didn't mean to make anyone uncomfortable. I wouldn't do it again though.
Complete_Attempt_417: True
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1661209712 | 1661231768 | t3_wv87rg | t5_2to41 | 28 | Designer_Badger_416: TIFU by lying to my GF
I wish this was one of those flashy titles that were about something completely different but it isn’t.
Six months ago I met my current GF and she is as good as you can think and even more. We dated for a month and then started with the relationship because even though we bo... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1661210599 | 1661223379 | t3_wv8k92 | t5_2to41 | 217 | throwra6272: TIFU by not shaving before a hookup
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Drakorre: Sounds like you made the right choice. Dodged a bullet.
smudgetimeusa: Yes!!
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1661211064 | 1661211652 | t3_wv8qop | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwaway1781191919: TIFU by touching my talking stage sexually
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AcrobaticSource3: What is “talking stage”? Is this a new relationship term?
throwaway1781191919: the stage before a relationship
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1661210998 | 1661212125 | t3_wv8poa | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not throwing out the trash
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Core1989: Hope the cats okay, give an update when possible.
kaevreal: He was able to throw it up!!! Wooohoooo
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1661207424 | 1661215674 | t3_wv7aou | t5_2to41 | 3 | PeakRepresentative14: TIFU by teaching my dad about STDs
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AcrobaticSource3: > I did not know about them from first hand experience
If your only experience has been with your own hand, you can’t get an STD
PeakRepresentative14: I have my _most_ experience with my hand lol but I had enough experience with me... | 3 | 1 | |
1661192942 | 1661219672 | t3_wv19s0 | t5_2to41 | 126 | BlazingCondor: TIFU by attempting to capture a baby gecko while shirtless
I had quite the morning.
I walked over to my adult Mourning Gecko tank and spotted a hatchling on the lid (inside). "Hey, where'd you come from?" - I usually pull out the eggs and have them hatch in another container.
I open the tank to grab ... | 5 | 25.2 | |
1661214688 | 1661238315 | t3_wva3e2 | t5_2to41 | 359 | stempdog218: TIFU by letting my 85 year old grand mother drink too much
So this happened Saturday night/Sunday morning. I'm still recovering from it.
My younger brother's birthday was this weekend, he lives in New Hampshire, I live in Florida, so it's was a treat to have him and his GF visit. It was also the baby sho... | 4 | 89.75 | |
1661216455 | 1661268191 | t3_wvar4q | t5_2to41 | 105 | Content-Grape-: TIFU by believing my roommate when he said how dirty his room was
This actually happened today, and I’m going to be thinking about it for a long time.
I have a nice penthouse apartment in nyc, and rented out two of the rooms to friends of mine for a steep discount. The building was bought by venture c... | 3 | 35 | |
1661218988 | 1661222327 | t3_wvbo24 | t5_2to41 | 127 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #53!🥳 Come share your stories and we are doing game night!
Character_Plastic_89: This chat 😊
No-Zombie1004: This always happens when I show up, no shit.
Character_Plastic_89: I love this chat. This was the first one i chose when i saw the voice chats the first time. Plus they liked my Car... | 6 | 21.166667 | |
1661219057 | 1661220620 | t3_wvboxw | t5_2to41 | 13 | SORMINII: TIFU by breaking my bestfriends trust on accident and I don't know what to do
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YungJohn_Nash: If you're in the US (which something tells me that you're not), call the police. Situation fixed
SORMINII: I live in the US and I also can't call the police because my friends family will get deported includ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1661220844 | 1661737531 | t3_wvcc1g | t5_2to41 | 2,598 | throwra27820: TIFU by getting tested for stds during my physical exam
I’m sixteen and today I had to the doctors for my physical exam.
The doctor asked me if I was sexually active, and when I told them was.
They then asked if I wanted to take a std test and stupidly I said yes not knowing that my parents would be a... | 12 | 216.5 | |
1661221694 | 1661228257 | t3_wvcnu3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | enemyofcurtains: TIFU by ejaculating on my curtain
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Reedyroos: >stinky cummy spicy sticky hands
Hold up how did they get spicy
enemyofcurtains: Semen smells like sugar
Reedyroos: Are you sure you know what spicy means?
enemyofcurtains: i do?
Reedyroos: I dont get how your hands would be spicy from chips an... | 8 | 1 | |
1661223071 | 1661225415 | t3_wvd67x | t5_2to41 | -1 | ScrotumPostMotrum: TIFU For not going to the doctor during COVID for a lump in my scrotum.
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SubstantialFigment: fantastic creative writing
ScrotumPostMotrum: I suck at writing, but it happened unfortunately.
SubstantialFigment: I have had cysts on my nuts. You know they are there and they don't just explode.
S... | 7 | -0.142857 | |
1661222784 | 1661223982 | t3_wvd2gz | t5_2to41 | 4 | PrestigiousGuest3820: TIFU By possibly constipating myself on vacation
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ShrewishFrog: Sip some magnesium citrate. SIP it.
Too much and you'll be in there quite some time with many many flushes.
PrestigiousGuest3820: What does it do and where can I buy it?
Edit: nvm they sell it at a grocery store near me. I’... | 4 | 1 | |
1661223411 | 1661229751 | t3_wvdana | t5_2to41 | 13 | burgernoisenow: TIFU by swimming away as fast as possible from an underage girl
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lexisplays: Lol you were not too harsh.
burgernoisenow: Haha you think so? My friend says I should've explained that it was inappropriate for me to comment on her looks because of my age and that my reaction probably made her thi... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1661223633 | 1661226394 | t3_wvddsl | t5_2to41 | 9 | Tn0101: TIFU by not taking a hint and mistaking kindness as them being into me.
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This_Space_For_Rnt: Idk, doesn’t seem like you fucked up so much as she wasn’t able to be honest. I get she was being kind but she could’ve made some excuse like I’ve got to work in the morning or something.
catsncollies: She shou... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1661227220 | 1661304274 | t3_wvelyj | t5_2to41 | 138 | Sweet-B: TIFU: By asking my wife to sit on me
Never posted before, but this was too easy to post about.
This week I am ripping out carpet and installing hardwood under my in-laws business. Not normally too taxing, but for context, I work from home full time as a web developer, my wife works from home doing graphic de... | 8 | 17.25 | |
1661243003 | 1661545098 | t3_wvj4c6 | t5_2to41 | 9,835 | BCRfluxx: TIFU by telling my date I was an mma fighter
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Mechanic-Beast7: Nah u didn’t fuck up. But u could’ve choked him back to reality that this was a date and not BDSM meeting.
hrakkari: Yeah it feels like OP dodged a bullet. Better find out he’s a freak now than later when she’s invested.
-Kerosun-: The wa... | 19 | 517.631579 | |
1661236469 | 1661623538 | t3_wvhdgp | t5_2to41 | 25 | purplehairedbandit: TIFU -almost poisoning my family
Every year I make special birthday cakes by request for my kids. My eldest wanted a fancy cake with gold leaf on it.
Off I went and ordered some gold leaf.
Was surprised when it arrived it didn’t come in the format I was expecting.
Whatever I thought bags instea... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1661257263 | 1661343090 | t3_wvnda9 | t5_2to41 | 4,415 | forsakenbabe: tifu by offering to look for a unicorn
So today (Aug 23) is my 3rd anniversary with my husband. In our past, we have had few 3somes, and my husband has been itching for another one. Not me though; I'm fine with just the two of us.
Knowing what he wants though, I offered to try to find another woman to joi... | 20 | 220.75 | |
1661257174 | 1661305884 | t3_wvnc6d | t5_2to41 | 14,435 | SteveRogersFucks: TIFU when I convinced my parents to do an intervention
Throwaway account.
What I'm about to share happened more than a month ago and at the time there was nothing funny about it. Now it cracks me up and makes me cringe whenever I think about it.
I (18m) still live with my parents and Christianity ... | 10 | 1,443.5 | |
1661259083 | 1661310171 | t3_wvo0m2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying both my relationship and friendship, but I’m missing my friendship more than my relationship…
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redwolf587: Bro throw everyone away
ermacia: yeah, pretty much everyone in the picture should go away
robotnique: They should throw away OOP, too. She lies to them and then throws temper... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1661261400 | 1661262666 | t3_wvovr9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Serenity-bliss111: TIFU about using a horrible excuse to call in
So my guilty conscious is really setting in. Today I woke not really feeling like I wanted to go to work. I just couldn’t get myself to wake up on time and get ready.
I work as a mental health specialist at a nonprofit and I do a lot of mental and emot... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1661261594 | 1661309792 | t3_wvoyhv | t5_2to41 | -1 | liberal-aka-kmpb: TIFU my relationship with my friend group
I (18 M), have a drinking problem. Amid the 2020 pandemic and my drepression and personality disorders, I started drinking guessing I could kill time faster this way and thought it never would hit back. Guess what, it indeed hit back, and pretty hard.
Last S... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1661264510 | 1661317176 | t3_wvq4hk | t5_2to41 | 7 | Warm_Philosopher_118: Tifu by probably ruining a guy his confidence when he tried to ask me out
Not very big fu
Disclaimer, this happened last year but I just remembered now when I read another post in the r/relationship about how one would feel if approached by a guy in the street who asks for a phone number.
I was ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1661267075 | 1661268901 | t3_wvr615 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to cut in front of a lady off on the road
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Butch2_0: What's the significance in mentioning that her car couldn't have been newer than 2005? Or that it was all beat up? Or that her windows were "non tinted"?
OhNoTheDawnPatrol: Because OP is a tool, probably.
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1661266982 | 1661354448 | t3_wvr4m4 | t5_2to41 | 2,221 | MadNic1215: TIFU by inviting a guy over to my parents house to lose my virginity
So throwback to me just turning 18. I was still in high school, still lived with my parents, and still was a virgin. I was very sheltered growing up. I was the baby of the family and held at a higher standard than my brother. I usually ne... | 9 | 246.777778 | |
1661274049 | 1661314661 | t3_wvu1qe | t5_2to41 | 47,659 | Main-Kaleidoscope999: TIFU by asking my high school crush to have sex with me
I've always had a crush on this girl but we graduated a few years ago and I never had the courage to ask her out. Fast forward to a week ago when I saw a post of hers on Facebook. I clicked on her profile just out of curiosity and saw that he... | 27 | 1,765.148148 | |
1661274258 | 1661274919 | t3_wvu4v5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Airballoon69: Tifu by telling my family that i hate living with them
I just need to get this off my chest, i didn't want to vent to my friends so here i am using reddit for the 1st time.
Here's the background. I'm a highschool student 16f the 2nd oldest among 3 other siblings 18m "B", 14f "M" and 11m "D" that's just ho... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1661273086 | 1661317093 | t3_wvtn6f | t5_2to41 | 180 | calmbook_24: TIFU by responding to someone on Ancestry.
A few years ago I took an Ancestry DNA test kit because I wanted to know my different ethnicities. I didn't take it to find any relatives or missing family, because my family is already pretty big and we keep in touch with just about everyone. I'm also not adopted... | 3 | 60 | |
1661278195 | 1661327165 | t3_wvvqu4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | asian_homosapien_69: TIFU by being born
( I'll try to keep this as short as possible)
I don't know why I am uploading such a topic. But I just felt like i wanted to let my my early life story out to the public. I don't know if this seems like I am self obsessed with myself.
So basically, I am 13 right now. My dad is... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1661285696 | 1661420795 | t3_wvytvh | t5_2to41 | 338 | Dr-Gonzo69: TIFU I have crippling social anxiety but now an old job wants to hire me as a manager.
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rockyp321: The only way to get over your fears is by facing them head on. You can obviously do the job. Take the job and go crush it. In meantime take some baby steps as mentioned by the other poster. Also try s... | 6 | 56.333333 | |
1661288697 | 1661296777 | t3_ww022e | t5_2to41 | 35 | Nearby-Revolution-24: TIFU by asking my date to show me their cold sore
I’ve been chatting with this guy who lives two hours away for like 6 months on and off. He’s extremely cute and a bit of a micro-influencer type. He seemed interested, we did some cyber sex several times and whatnot. But trying to get to know him w... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1661288817 | 1661304350 | t3_ww03qp | t5_2to41 | 11 | feelbadzinc: TIFU by deleting my dads email.
Obligatory, this happened around 5 years ago.
I was trying to set my email on a microsoft account and accidentally deleted his. He forgave me and said all was good. No big deal right? Recently his phone has locked his apple id and the only way to unlock it is by looking a... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1661289239 | 1661289731 | t3_ww0a2z | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an ugly teacher
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OhNoTheDawnPatrol: I'm a little concerned about how despondent you are that teenagers aren't hitting on you.
Devittraisedto2: I guess he'll settle for anything at this point considering the tone of this post
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1661290112 | 1661303060 | t3_ww0n0s | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally spraying water on a 250+ year old museum artifact
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MagicToolbox: Do not cover it up.
Tell boss when they get back. Accidents happen but people get fired for cover-ups.
SteakMenu: I agree with this, tell the boss I did exactly what you told me but I didn't know it was broken and... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1661291282 | 1661309951 | t3_ww1436 | t5_2to41 | 1,820 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my new roommates think I'm an alcoholic
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Talkybirdman100: It sounds like you are surrounded by good people, maybe this was a happy little accident
[deleted]: Yeah honestly. Not to get all sappy or anything but Ram and Joe making an effort to hang out with me and inviting me to do thin... | 5 | 364 | |
1661291949 | 1661294251 | t3_ww1dpn | t5_2to41 | 99 | ohgodwhydidisaythis: TIFU by thinking a girl was dropping off a foster kitten for adoption.
I literally created an account just to share my embarrassment. I ( 30 F ) work at a pet shelter where people can adopt, foster, etc. We take in animals off the street, and then if they don’t belong to anybody, we set them up for... | 3 | 33 | |
1661291383 | 1661384164 | t3_ww15io | t5_2to41 | 140 | SadChristianboy: TIFU by not being able to handle life
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ThatOneGuyRunningOEM: Sadly, sky-guy either doesn’t know how bad humans have it, doesn’t care, or doesn’t exist. Make your own choices.
harderisbetter: That's what I was thinking. If you think life's hard as a teenager, wait until you're a wage slave, stu... | 4 | 35 | |
1661293774 | 1661303038 | t3_ww242l | t5_2to41 | 11 | sybyrrr_: TIFU by not caring about my mom’s dinner
I, (15f) fucked up by not caring about my mom's
dinner.
So i decided to post here because i don't know what
to do and to really just spit out about it since i'm an only child and i could never talk to anyone about the problems with my family and i felt that here i co... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1661293345 | 1661303698 | t3_ww1y09 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Vivid-Resort4390: Tifu
I’m a 16 year old boy who feels he treated like a child I been feeling like this for a while but I wanted to get it off my chest first I want to responsibilities and say I know I’m wrong for what I do I know I should wait till I’m older but It’s helps so let me start off ever since my grandpa pas... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1661294745 | 1661336236 | t3_ww2i40 | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU Might’ve gave girlfriend cold sores
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pookshuman: like 70% of the population has cold sores. Who cares?
Ill_Diamond_1794: Cold sores vs genital herpes though, little different
pookshuman: yeah, i didn't see the genital part
CharacterBrother5276: Why did people downvote this reply
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1661296179 | 1661332605 | t3_ww32ax | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by being obsessed with girl streamers
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bigmike3111: Twitch is fucking dumb.
OG_Bradley_D: This comment needs way more upvotes, it's literally a bunch of lazy ass people (mostly young women) trying to milk money out of lonely people desperate for interaction, by watching other people's content a... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1661299258 | 1661332381 | t3_ww47p4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | vologey: TIFU by punching my husband
I (32 male) have been with my husband (28 male) for a total of six years, married for three. Earlier today we got into an argument about me staying out late last night after promising I’d be home to spend time with him. I’ve been busy with work lately and I haven’t been able to see ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1661302859 | 1661374522 | t3_ww5jn4 | t5_2to41 | 2,402 | JGWentworthgetNOW: TIFU by giving my wife a brief view of world politics.
I never thought I would be posting here as I (50m) have been together with my wife (51f) for almost 30 years and have a very trusting and fun relationship. Yet today I fell for one the oldest tricks in the book, expecting a laugh, perhaps even a... | 8 | 300.25 | |
1661305949 | 1661308016 | t3_ww6ob9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing the wrong song
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RasTaGhul: Big Sombrero right here.
Edit: i read this again and got even more confused. You’re not actually DJing like mixing and blending songs and a bar let you work as an underage person work in their establishment?
[deleted]: No no I don’t work at the bars. I do ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1661307417 | 1661351031 | t3_ww76wy | t5_2to41 | 12,126 | Jonnythecontractor: tifu: drinking water gave me kidney stones
I gave myself kidney stones drinking water
So. I'm 35, i go on a health kick. Trying to slim down my dad bod.. I drink a lot of water because I do HVAC, outside.
Of late I've been drinking the high alkali water. PH 9+ stuff. Smart water, 7-11 water, etc. U... | 12 | 1,010.5 | |
1661306447 | 1661316578 | t3_ww6uq7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Livid-Challenge-6293: TIFU by cyber bullying
During my freshman year of highschool I had no friends. Because of quarantine it was basically impossible for me to make friends so I kind of went insane. I started harassing students from my school on
Instagram with an anonymous account. I stopped before the year ended and ... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1661310683 | 1661311680 | t3_ww8b27 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Thatoneguy1851: Tifu oral (Tw vomit and sex)
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PugScorpionCow: >instantly tried to drink it up
#😕
Thatoneguy1851: What else am I supposed to do just leave it on him it was still in my mouth
PugScorpionCow: Not judging you for it...
Just unhappy for you that you had to fucking drink vomit.
Thatoneguy1851:... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1661314618 | 1661551348 | t3_ww9mj2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by logging into an old account and seeing CP
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Ok-Watch8193: Dude, this is sickening, do mods allow this type of stuff?
I don’t really wanna report it but dude take out the graphic details. I get your traumatized but don’t traumatize us
TallChick66: Apparently, the mods do allow graphic detail... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1661319306 | 1661362405 | t3_wwb21q | t5_2to41 | 11,124 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally logging into my boyfriend's online bank account instead of our joint account.
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Klumpenmeister: Damn i can't even remember if and when it was possible to log in to a banking system without some kind of 2 factor authentication.
It sounds like a huge security concern.
Congrats th... | 14 | 794.571429 | |
1661325634 | 1661341243 | t3_wwcu11 | t5_2to41 | 91 | Anonymous83548: TIFU "The Waitress Story"
TIFU This happened about 5-6 years ago. Back when I got my first job I was a dishwasher at a local joint nothing big just some pizza joint anyway idk if you know anything about washing dishes for a restaurant but it can get pretty hectic so it was a pretty busy night im running... | 4 | 22.75 |
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