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1661329946 | 1661357442 | t3_wwdzh3 | t5_2to41 | 39 | No-Background-16: TIFU by breaking my boyfriends glasses.
UPDATE: He just apologized to me and said he shouldn’t have yelled. Apparently i had also knocked over his contact lens case yesterday morning. The contact solution had fallen out, so all day at work his eyes were dry and irritating him. He could’ve twisted the ... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1661329127 | 1661368860 | t3_wwdrmq | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: tifu by opening up what was hurting me
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Jankster79: If you love someone, friend or significant other, you let them have their space. Be happy for them and don't crave their attention when they are obviously busy with something else, or someone else. Your needs is not on their mind, that does not mak... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1661340776 | 1661427692 | t3_wwh4hz | t5_2to41 | 33 | JinxedNotDefault: TIFU by needing a crap at 3am
So let me add some context here, my entire family are night-owls (sister, me and fiance) aside from my mother. At around 3am I wasn’t feeling well and was really hot, I went to the bathroom for a crap. After a long and painful time on the toilet I was sweating and tired,... | 3 | 11 | |
1661343454 | 1661348300 | t3_wwi1x2 | t5_2to41 | 154 | Classicgotmegiddy: tifu by telling someone I'm not willing to hear them sing twice
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Scarboroughwarning: I don't see a fuck up here.
You said you couldn't afford it, it was the truth. You were willing, just not able.
If you had gone to the 1st, then pulled out of it because she sounded like two cats fighting ... | 4 | 38.5 | |
1661345944 | 1661394261 | t3_wwiwvz | t5_2to41 | 56 | BigPositiveCrater: TIFU by telling by making an immature joke about my friend liking this girl. Turns out he had a crush and I may have ruined his chances
It feels like my entire life is a fuckup and my immature jokes may have ruined my friend's chances with someone else. I have this friend Kevin (fake name) who kept h... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1661350485 | 1661469771 | t3_wwkol4 | t5_2to41 | 3,410 | IcyRex: TIFU by trusting a friend with my trip's entire accoms planning and not "clarifying that I was serious"
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InfiniteCalendar1: I find it weird anyone would automatically assume someone is joking when they say they’re going to travel.
dramignophyte: I've had people make plans with me (at the bar so...) The... | 11 | 310 | |
1661349229 | 1661368718 | t3_wwk6to | t5_2to41 | 74 | SnooAvocados8504: TIFU by saying that my favourite movie is cujo on Facebook
For starters I’m not going to say that cujo is a bad film but it certainly isn’t my favourite. About 2 weeks ago my family decided that we wanted to watch a movie on the projector we have out side, but after a few minutes of struggling to set ... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1661356266 | 1661356611 | t3_wwn0vq | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying double vadge with my wife.
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his-wife: It’s true. I was his wife.
SaggyBum001: My name is Jon and I remember that day very clearly.
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1661366346 | 1661366595 | t3_wwr72w | t5_2to41 | 10 | pogoraider3121222: TIFU by realizing what my ex did this entire time was nit normal
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Devittraisedto2: I doubt the story is real considering the title, content, and the tl;Dr doesn't make sense
RundleSG: Yeah I'm sitting here trying to figure out the fuck I just read.. thx for confirming ifs not me 😂
Devittrai... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1661365705 | 1661368633 | t3_wwqxis | t5_2to41 | 8 | being_me14: TIFU by not noticing the correct meeting start time
TL;DR I couldn't complete preparation for my presentation on time because I was wrong about the meeting time and it started earlier. I felt like a stupid.
I work in offshore time. And meetings are scheduled at morning onshore time which is evening/night f... | 4 | 2 | |
1661368912 | 1661390873 | t3_wws8fj | t5_2to41 | 17,324 | Right_Appointment_43: TIFU by feeling too much pleasure
So it's been a minute since I've (23 f) uh..enjoyed some alone time since I've been on my period and can't stand the smell of blood. Well, my period ended today and so I decided I enjoyed some real fun after and awful week and broke out my trusted vibrator. Well i... | 11 | 1,574.909091 | |
1661370211 | 1661374820 | t3_wwsrdr | t5_2to41 | 38 | Lurtzz: TIFU by checking an message on my phone while cycling
TIFU by checking a message on my phone while cycling
This morning I went to visit a friend at the company he works. He wasn't there, so his boss offered me a coffee to take with me on the road. Outside I took my bike, held the coffee in my hand and send a p... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1661371522 | 1661396447 | t3_wwtah4 | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a link to the wrong person
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AntiqueDirt1367: Let’s be friends. Send me links too. Haha
Hoosqtx: Go to his page I’m sure you’ll see what he pasted
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1661368890 | 1661430107 | t3_wws84r | t5_2to41 | 39 | Mundane-Ad-111: TIFU by telling my best friend's bf that we are basically the same person causing him to tease her to no end.
My best friend (19F) recently noticed that her boyfriend (20) best friend is basically her, but male. Whitch, to be fair, is true. After that, her boyfriend does not know peace.
She teases him ... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1661377128 | 1661394605 | t3_wwvl7y | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by unleashing my husband's apparently flawless genitals on Reddit.
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polarity88: Not going to lie, I thought it was my husband's dick. Then since I recently found out that he's been in a relationship with the babysitter for the last 3 years, and noticed your comments in r/nonmonogamy I really wo... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1661379419 | 1661400558 | t3_wwwih5 | t5_2to41 | 40 | ThrowawayMoviesBlurp: TIFU by being oblivious at the movies
TIFU by being oblivious… but this was last week. On mobile, long time lurker first time poster, English is my first language I’m just shit at it so you can roast me
So I’m away on a month long holiday with my sibling. We end up having a week long adventure th... | 5 | 8 | |
1661390022 | 1661395077 | t3_wx0j3b | t5_2to41 | 9 | anon237777: TIFU by having my friend accidentally touch my finger with hit wart.
Story time, We we’re chilling at his house with friends, and when I reach for the remote, my left index finger touches a wart on his elbow. I get chills every time thinking about it from how *furry* it felt. Well I promptly freak the f out... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1661391008 | 1661391409 | t3_wx0vnw | t5_2to41 | 94 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #54!🥳 Come share your stories and have fun! :)
TechnicallySuperior: The fuck is this
PheonixGalaxy: I think it’s Reddit
TechnicallySuperior: Not the Reddit I know … Sry was listening to music real loud and this made me bleed from my ears
PheonixGalaxy: Lmao made that mistake before
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1661393895 | 1661493899 | t3_wx1wwf | t5_2to41 | 8 | Sharp_Contact4582: Tifu by going back just one last time to a store
(Throw away account) I’m 14 and sorta got caught stealing plz help me
Okay I’m not saying what I do is right but I’m 14 and yk tbh sorta trying to impress my friends a little but that’s not the point. Earlier today I was yk stealing and ended up comin... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1661393914 | 1661572496 | t3_wx1x4k | t5_2to41 | 757 | WeirdGummies: TIFU by being nice to someone in a game
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Live-Aspect-9394: I play a lot of online games and this isn’t rare. I’ve always been super paranoid online because guys can turn creepy so fast. I’ve seen it happen so many times. Most girls stop playing snd delete social media.
Chandler15: Man, as a guy,... | 9 | 84.111111 | |
1661396355 | 1661397331 | t3_wx2rkf | t5_2to41 | 4 | DiaBlox558: TIFU by continuing to smoke after a filling fell
For context I’m a 17 year old Canadian, I smoked daily for all summer, on average half an ounce per week. It first started when my only filling fell during a sesh. I then innocently went on the internet and checked how bad it was. A lot of people had it happe... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1661399036 | 1661464425 | t3_wx3o6j | t5_2to41 | 17 | Whinfp: TIFU I think the guy in the university dorm next to mine might have caught me jerking off to weird hentai. Please read all the way before answering.
So this has literally just happened. I live in the freshman dorms at Arkansas State University. How it works is that you have your own rooms yet every two dorms sh... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1661400580 | 1661404035 | t3_wx46ho | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by shoplifting
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lecherro: Well this is called learning a lesson. You're trying to rationalize your behavior to yourself, and the conflict here is that even you know it was wrong, and you're not believing your own BS excuse. As far as the consequences, this spells on where you live. Certain star... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1661408019 | 1661413756 | t3_wx6fot | t5_2to41 | 4 | FL3RN: TIFU by dropping my phone in the toilet *HELP*
Let me start by stating how neurotic I am about hygiene... Very...
Now that we are passed that, I dropped my phone in the "terlett" today... Instinctively going against what I stated just a second ago I immediately plunged my hand into the toilet and snatched it ou... | 4 | 1 | |
1661407981 | 1661447481 | t3_wx6fbf | t5_2to41 | 2,219 | Buzzlightyearsprego: TIFU by sleeping in
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OMGoblin: You didn't do anything wrong, well sleeping in past your responsibilities was a mess-up but not one that you should have ever been hit for, you didn't do anything wrong in your response since then.
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Your mother is the only one responding to this... | 14 | 158.5 | |
1661409444 | 1661439929 | t3_wx6tk9 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: tifu by opening up what was hurting me (update??)
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PICKLESARECOOL12: glad to see its starting to work out
SpinachMoney1446: yeah i was scared bc we never had a talk besides me coming out
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1661414526 | 1661423607 | t3_wx8676 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by traveling around 107 kilometers to meet a girl I like
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CronkinOn: I'm in my 40s so this might be a stupid question
But isn't tinder for something besides romantic gestures?
L-ill_Thug1: Yeah, but I just downloaded it for small entertainment. Like a “ehh why not” moment. I didn’t expect it ... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1661418675 | 1661420498 | t3_wx9987 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Darkanimesad: TIFU by not trying to stop my friends from watching violent shows
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MrJustiFaiz: Yeah, the bibles much better with the rape, slavery, and donkey jizz.
Sfb208: You forgot the massacres, pillaging, fires, plagues, and devastating floods
SultanofShit: and children being mauled to death by bears for m... | 8 | 5.125 | |
1661419312 | 1661434946 | t3_wx9f3c | t5_2to41 | 1,142 | CiriNova: TIFU by liking my gf's friend post on instagram
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federalbeerguy: 1. 4 months is not an anniversary.
2. How old are you both? Because her reaction sounds like she's in middle school.
3. She's testing you. Honestly, if you put up with this behavior, she knows that she can manipulate you. Call her bl... | 12 | 95.166667 | |
1661417609 | 1661439223 | t3_wx8z6c | t5_2to41 | 18 | HighschoolUpset: TIFU by hitting on the girl that is organizing my high-school reunion
So basically, it's almost time for my my graduating class to have their high-school reunion. I don't really want to go for several reasons. The biggest one being that I've been rejected by a lot of girls that I went to high-school wi... | 3 | 6 | |
1661420981 | 1661459421 | t3_wx9upy | t5_2to41 | 78 | Cold_November_Rain-: TIFU by leaving my house and office keys on the car roof and driving away.
I'm really good at my work, but I've never been especially good at multitasking and in adition to that - covid pretty much fucked up my concentration and attention span. I was talking on the phone as I left my house this mor... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1661425556 | 1661432502 | t3_wxb8sd | t5_2to41 | 626 | Unseen_Shadow501st: TIFU by telling a store clerk "love you"
It was a normal (2022 standard) day in the uk, the sun was blistering hot, the pavement was basically melting my shoes. I (m19) and my gf (f18) were out pokémon card counting as one does in stores, we walk into a few stores, I awkwardly ask id they have cards... | 5 | 125.2 | |
1661424559 | 1661435056 | t3_wxaxa4 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Secret_agent_010: TIFU by not taking a Photo with my Teacher
Our French teacher was so kind to us and helped us a lot to pass in the exams for the past 2 years. She was so friendly to us. She speaks about her life and gives us advice for our future. Once I was the only student in the class as all the other students wer... | 3 | 10 | |
1661435153 | 1661442728 | t3_wxep4v | t5_2to41 | 4,346 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on dating apps with my girlfriend and possibly becoming homeless
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xequez: I guess the "WE WERE ON A BREAK" line didnt work?
Edit: I just realise you are likely too young to have seen Friends 20 years ago
Update: so glad so many people still love friends. My housemate and I would bing... | 10 | 434.6 | |
1661436769 | 1661465467 | t3_wxfcbf | t5_2to41 | 527 | FrozenNoob_: TIFU by breaking down while messaging my friend
I want to preface this by saying this friend was the first person to be nice to me in years and I really wanted to keep that. We love eachother as friends do and shes quite important to me. It was a normal day like any other, up early for school, on the schoo... | 7 | 75.285714 | |
1661438636 | 1661439143 | t3_wxg3db | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By Overdosing On ADHD Med Because I Was Curious
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gEiStToG: 20mg is fine. You can safely take up to 60mg a day before any health hazards. Well, the doctors can prescribe up to 2 30mg a day (1 in the morning and 1 in evening). You shouldn’t have anxiety like that though on adderall though even if... | 4 | 1 | |
1661449111 | 1661558681 | t3_wxkf0o | t5_2to41 | 15,572 | lexlexa15: TIFU by looking at my classmate
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Tpk08210: You very clearly have not yet discovered the deep dark corners of the interwebs…
camtin: ah yes, I too mark my life as before and after 'two girls one cup'
sirpsionics: Don't forget one guy one jar
wolfjflywheel16: Or one man on screwdriver, bme pain Olympi... | 12 | 1,297.666667 | |
1661452958 | 1661465522 | t3_wxm06h | t5_2to41 | 247 | BenjaminBarker24601: TIFU by being blind and realizing I need LASIK
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Icy_Engine_7648: Get lasik, go on another date with her and give us an update!
BenjaminBarker24601: Oh I did get LASIK. And she did break my heart, but I've moved on. I still reach out to her every now and then, she's going through a rough pa... | 7 | 35.285714 | |
1661454255 | 1661471123 | t3_wxmjrv | t5_2to41 | 8,670 | dingdongiamstupid: TIFU by flashing my vagina to my neighbor.
So it's been unbearably hot in our country for the last 3 weeks. And today it rained for the first time in a month. Its soo cool outside. We opened our windows to let in some air, but it didn't work so my boyfriend thought of opening our apartment door and o... | 13 | 666.923077 | |
1661454747 | 1661500496 | t3_wxmr39 | t5_2to41 | 3 | SnooPredictions9477: TIFU at the airport
TIFU at the airport
So I at the age of 29 have moved back in with my parents to save a bit of cash. I'm in a long distance relationship with someone from abroad, so occasionally my girlfriend comes to visit for a while.
Not having the most open relationship with my parents on ... | 3 | 1 | |
1661459030 | 1661532496 | t3_wxohhw | t5_2to41 | 4,417 | imdumbthrowaw: TIFU by shoving tic tacs down my dick
Well not today but yesterday I (18M) shoved 2 tic tacs down my peehole.Please don't ask I guess I'm just dumb as hell.The first one came out just fine.I guess the second one was long enough in there and managed to dissolve in a way to have 2 edges and able to cut the... | 13 | 339.769231 | |
1661461949 | 1661462352 | t3_wxpocf | t5_2to41 | 17 | Jdabuell9: TIFU by losing $70 on a online scam
Back story a little bit but I’m really into collecting Pokémon cards and I’ve been searching on the internet for some good deals.
On face book there’s a community where you can post offers of cards online and get messages for the cards. I see a guy post online for som... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1661461832 | 1661540538 | t3_wxpmka | t5_2to41 | 50 | DeerSignificant7948: TIFU by complimenting a new hire's hands
I (36m) am a mechanic at a local auto repair shop. A new hire (25m) has recently joined our team. He's a quick learner and seems like a nice kid. I was tasked with training him. I'm usually not a very chatty guy, but he seemed like he wanted us to get to kno... | 7 | 7.142857 | |
1661462107 | 1661514238 | t3_wxpqot | t5_2to41 | 6,885 | VegetableHour6712: TIFU When I Wrote A Love Letter To My Husband's Shaft
So for the last 16 years of our marriage, one of the ways I have shown love for my husband has been by randomly leaving notes declaring my love & admiration for him in his lunch bags. It's not an every day thing, but usually when inspiration h... | 17 | 405 | |
1661463804 | 1661471856 | t3_wxqfq9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my bf about his past sexlife
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Storms_and_Rainbows: If he dumps you you already understand why. He cannot trust you and let his guard down. You’re worried about STD’s maintain the use of condoms. A mature couple would have gone and got tested together and shared the results with one an... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1661464163 | 1661464601 | t3_wxqkz4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Minimum_Resolve_1353: TIFU by kissing a homie
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Minimum_Resolve_1353: I'm sure u/Chadysseus will get a kick out of this
Chadysseus: You can be gay it’s cool man
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1661468790 | 1661527779 | t3_wxsg9f | t5_2to41 | 111 | Aardee22: TIFU by setting up a new phone for my moms partner
So, my mom and her partner just got new phones, and they were coming over for dinner at me and my sisters shared apartment, so I could help them. They were having trouble setting them up and getting their data transffered from their old phone, usual tech-savy... | 4 | 27.75 | |
1661466527 | 1661472891 | t3_wxrjvo | t5_2to41 | 2 | _REj3Ct: TIFU trying to talk to a girl in college
this situation is not anything crazy I just find it funny and always look back on it but wish I could go back and redo my mistake. Always talk about this story to friends so now I'm sharing it on reddit lol.
This might be a real laugh for you guys but it is also kin... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1661470710 | 1661471839 | t3_wxt6u4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | SierraMauvais: TIFU by sleeping with my boss.
Spoiler alert, wasn’t today, it was two days ago. I needed time to process, I think.
I’ve (F, 25) been into this woman (F,26) (we’ll call her Sasha), for a couple years. I only recently became friends with her because I applied and got hired at the place she works. (She’s ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1661471784 | 1661472073 | t3_wxtl38 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: tifu I don't know what I did what do all of you think
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opportunusadest: Tell him to 1v1 you irl, then shoot his kneecaps.
urnandontgag: Great idea but he's already pretty short don't want the horror of making a 4'4 into a 2'3
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1661470260 | 1661742501 | t3_wxt0qb | t5_2to41 | 12 | ifeelbadforgf: TIFU by trying to be more of a dom for my girlfriend
This happened a few days ago, but I’m still trying to figure out exactly what I should do.
So as it turns out, I (M24) am very bad at being at all dom. I’m too gentle, too emotional and honestly I just feel bad if I’m being dom because I feel like I’... | 4 | 3 | |
1661473705 | 1661485206 | t3_wxub2l | t5_2to41 | 4 | urnandontgag: tifu I don't know how you tell me
Today I went online like every other day, went on a game with my friend A and friend B and what happend is I was asked to 1v1 friend A
I did and handicapped myself as per request from B as a little reference I have known these people for about 5 years with A and 9 or 10... | 4 | 1 | |
1661463873 | 1661478104 | t3_wxqgpy | t5_2to41 | 27 | dragoduval: TIFU by not throwing my old engagement ring
So me and my mom we used to be close, until my brother died and she got real depressed. This (and a bunch of other stuff) ended up causing a rip in our relationship that still hasn't healed.
While we where on low contact, i met my ex, the love of my life and the... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1661476696 | 1661488083 | t3_wxvfbz | t5_2to41 | 147 | wordly_idiot4404: TIFU - by thinking my ex was boring
TLDR: After a close call with a flying toaster I realized (a year too late) I broke the heart of the best woman I'd ever met because I am an selfish prick who was thinking with his little brain.
Background: My ex, call her A, and I came together 1.5 years ago. I wa... | 3 | 49 | |
1661477915 | 1661479442 | t3_wxvvjy | t5_2to41 | 24 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #55!🥳 Come share your stories and have fun! :)
Nightrain1216: Can you add me I have a tifu
JC1812: Sure..
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1661481752 | 1661524064 | t3_wxx8og | t5_2to41 | 519 | navier_stroke: TIFU by dropping Compound W Plantar’s Wart Remover on my genitals
I have a plantar’s wart on my foot and I have been trying to treat it with Compound W Maximum Strength (30% salicylic acid).
So, I’m sitting in bed (I sleep in the nude), and start putting this potent stuff on my foot. I stick my leg up ... | 7 | 74.142857 | |
1661485356 | 1661489550 | t3_wxyi9i | t5_2to41 | 3 | Piper3001: TIFU by waking up
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1d10: Hi, I'm insane. Therefore I can tell you with honesty that I know how you are fealing.
And I am truly sorry you have to go through this, I would suggest you find a therapist you trust and start an open dialog with them to get you the tools that make these rough parts of lif... | 3 | 1 | |
1661487908 | 1661827313 | t3_wxzdu2 | t5_2to41 | 56 | McGundam1215: TIFU by streaking in my backyard
So me and my wife just bought our house and every night I try to put our dog to go pee so she doesn’t do it in the middle of the night in the hallway. Our dog is close to 12 years old so her bladder isn’t what it once was.
So this happened call it 30 minutes ago, I get o... | 8 | 7 | |
1661487747 | 1661548314 | t3_wxzbwo | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: Tifu by giving the special needs guy at my work my number
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Icy_Engine_7648: Yeah so similar situations have happened to me so my advice to you is not to respond to him cuz once you do he'll bug you even more. If he says did you get my texts say yeah, smile, nod your head and walk away.
kletskopke: W... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1661485404 | 1661528701 | t3_wxyiuw | t5_2to41 | 9 | Mindless-Ad-7529: TIFU by calling the police one potential shooter
(Sorry for spelling errors I’m on mobile)This was more like yesterday but the conflict has continued into today.So my friends finally get out of school at 3:30 (we don’t go to the same school in fact I’m home schooled)I text in the group chat on discord... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1661490890 | 1661502010 | t3_wy0bv0 | t5_2to41 | -1 | Consistent-Car-261: TIFU by forgetting about vegetables in my ass
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Postgis: First off, probably break it off with your girlfriend. I mean, is it really fair to string her along when, you know?
Second, it's probably time to come clean with yourself. You don't love shoving massive objects up your ass because yo... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1661489559 | 1661524486 | t3_wxzx18 | t5_2to41 | 41 | BAsherM2019: TIFU by telling a guy at work he was huge.
So I just started a new job at a very large company. I am euphoric at the fact that I I even work for this company. I have worked very hard to get where I am, but I can’t help by feel out of place.
This company is all about diversity, inclusion, and work place en... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1661488678 | 1661510320 | t3_wxzn63 | t5_2to41 | 6 | I__am__batman_: TIFU by running over a puppy!!
As the title suggests I was riding a scooter today morning and ran over a puppy.
I was going very slow 20km/hr or around 12miles/hr. Out of nowhere, from under a garbage truck parked next to me, 2 puppies run to cross the road. I did not have much time to react and I r... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1661487508 | 1661510539 | t3_wxz8xa | t5_2to41 | 5 | Silver-Analysis1023: TIFU by finding out that my brother's Meniere's may kill him
The inner ear senses levels of carbon dioxide in the body, and then sends the information about the level of carbon dioxide to the brain where the brain then increases or decreases the rate of breathing. Turns out, our ears play a vital r... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1661494521 | 1661511759 | t3_wy1eej | t5_2to41 | 6 | _throwaway221_: TIFU by going to a sketchy website
Before I start, technically this didn’t happen today but I only realized it was a fuckup today. Yesterday I (17M) was minding my own business doing what normal 17 year olds do on their computers at night when I searched for a specific model on reddit. I usually search ... | 3 | 2 | |
1661495328 | 1661554650 | t3_wy1mm7 | t5_2to41 | 44 | _throwaway221_: TIFU by going to a sketchy website
Before I start, technically this didn’t happen today but I only realized it was a fuckup today. Yesterday I (17M) was minding my own business doing what normal 17 year olds do on their computers at night when I searched for a specific model on reddit. I usually search ... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1661499314 | 1661503516 | t3_wy2r2h | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by always being negative
I believe that Jesus died for my sins. I know He loves me, but I never feel happy and people pick up on that. I rarely smile. My voice is very mellow and I'm not an upbeat type of person. I've tried being more exciting and animated, but it always comes across as being really fak... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1661503281 | 1661590814 | t3_wy3sor | t5_2to41 | 3,864 | glorykagy: TIFU by leaving my dream job to enroll in a startup with a friend of mine
For context, I (23M) live a middle eastern country and work in the software development field, I dropped out of college to become a self-taught software developer and I think I made it. Earlier this year I got a promotion to a Senior B... | 10 | 386.4 | |
1661504162 | 1661519994 | t3_wy41i6 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling Amazon Customer Support
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3pbc: >have been together 3 years but we're long distance. We met a few months before covid struck, and because of travel restrictions have never met face to face yet.
What?
Falcia: We have decided to be exclusive. Ergo will not pursue someone else.
slaps... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1661506011 | 1661516706 | t3_wy4jzm | t5_2to41 | 465 | Tr1g0: TIFU by not realizing there was a moment of silent after a shooting that occured the week before.
**This story turns out a bit funny but the events who lead to this moment are extremely serious and shouldn't be taken as a joke.
Ok so this one happened a month ago on July 10th.
As we all probably know on July ... | 9 | 51.666667 | |
1661508742 | 1661521626 | t3_wy5boq | t5_2to41 | 115 | Fatdubee: TIFU BECAUSE I BROKE THE RULES AT WORK AND WENT OUTSIDE.
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itstrueitsdamntrue: This is the most obviously fake TIFU I’ve ever seen, and that’s in a sub full of fake shit. Besides there being several contradictions in the story itself, what kind of homeless drug addict would ever have extra drugs to ju... | 13 | 8.846154 | |
1661510617 | 1661633778 | t3_wy5vfa | t5_2to41 | 68,893 | NotEvenTop3: TIFU playing a game with my gf
This is one of those play stupid games, win stupid prizes stories. A week ago I (25m) came up with an exercise for my gf (28) and I. The task was simple. Create a vision board aka those things people used to do where they put pictures on a board of all the achievements they h... | 17 | 4,052.529412 | |
1661510755 | 1661514166 | t3_wy5wv7 | t5_2to41 | 2,306 | car_freak1: TIFU by wanting to check out what music I had left on an old MP3
So I (22F) found my dad’s old MP3 player that I used to listen to music on when I was a child. I don’t live with them and I was basically just rummaging through drawers trying to find a bracelet.
I change the MP3’s batteries only there’s no m... | 9 | 256.222222 | |
1661508723 | 1661553988 | t3_wy5bhd | t5_2to41 | 40 | whatifitsasimulation: TIFU by having anger issues
English isn't my first language, so I apologies for any mistakes or not bring able to explain things really well.
I always had some problems with anger, especially video game rage. I've destroyed some things before : I jumped on a tablet with my knees...but I was too l... | 10 | 4 | |
1661519539 | 1661564945 | t3_wy8vsl | t5_2to41 | 12,396 | LiveLaughLoveTrump: TIFU by shaving my a**hole
So, I (35M) once saw this standup comedian going on and on about how everyone should shave their asshole, because shit and stuff get stuck. I thought it sounded reasonable, but never tried it. Today I had a shower after being sick for a while, and noticed the hair down the... | 13 | 953.538462 | |
1661518731 | 1661561417 | t3_wy8k1d | t5_2to41 | 24 | Significant-Way4411: TIFU at school
I f-Ed up
So basically I had met a girl over snap, she was attractive or whatever and it just went from there…and as a hormonal teen guy, it led to other things which led to me and her being “together”…to preface im 16 and she said she was “15”(more on that later) but was in the 8th... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1661520998 | 1661533508 | t3_wy9foc | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU By Acting As My Own Attorney in Court
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YaGottaBeaDude: Reading this was unduly boring and burdensome. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. Hello, I'm a dude. I am representing myself in a court of reddit to make a claim against OP for being unduly boring and burdensome. How does the court feel abo... | 4 | 16 | |
1661521806 | 1661641269 | t3_wy9qmh | t5_2to41 | 436 | Throwaway_wett_bed: TIFU by squirting
Yes this is a throwaway account, I know my boyfriend's siblings use reddit and I want as much deniability as possible.
I (22F) have been staying at my boyfriend "Fabian" (22M)'s house for the past week for a little holiday. So far, everything has been great, I absolutely adore hi... | 11 | 39.636364 | |
1661523358 | 1661543017 | t3_wyaco7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | deeptroathobama: Tifu by jerking off in the pool
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Plus-Pianist-1496: Congrats on becoming a dad! Send us a zoom link for the gender reveal!
deeptroathobama: Wait wdym fish cum in the ocean every day and no one talks about it
Browncoat1221: Your not a fish and fish semen doesn't react with human eggs.
abandoned... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1661523357 | 1661523688 | t3_wyaco0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by a Facebook Friend Request...
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jeffinRTP: You didn't know that he passed away so you cannot blame yourself for that.
Jonesce: Thank you for this.
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1661526021 | 1661526567 | t3_wybfcr | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by coming off as suicidal
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Zekeythekitty: How... Did answering that affect anything?
It didn't hinder your chances at life by putting that answer.
IlikePickle666: Come ask that to my depressed brain
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1661526951 | 1661532709 | t3_wybt47 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being prepared to be a teacher
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Bobbob34: >I guess I'm just supposed to be an expert right out of college. Reading about teaching and actually teaching is two different things. How am I supposed to understand this stuff if I don't get experience?
What state are you in?? You shouldn't... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1661528342 | 1661552894 | t3_wycdpo | t5_2to41 | 22 | throwaway190206: TIFU by ruining a 2 year friendship
Like the title says , I ruined a 2 year friendship (happened last night) between me and a friend. I met this guy online a couple years ago and we started playing call of duty together and became good friends. But yesterday this changed, all because I said something w... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1661530659 | 1661532292 | t3_wydc0d | t5_2to41 | 58 | Dud3ManGuy: TIFU by accidentally coming out to everyone at my new job before I've even met most of them.
This happened yesterday. Not exactly a huge fuck up but certainly a weird one for me. I went in for orientation yesterday and they told me they have a work Discord server. I use Discord *very* frequently in my non p... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1661523372 | 1661630039 | t3_wyacvx | t5_2to41 | 26 | rokiller: TIFU by getting black out drunk after work
TIFU going out with work
So obligatory this was not today but on Wednesday.
So I'm a software dev and I work remotely, but every few months I go down to the office in London for a bit of socials and face to face collaboration.
Wednesday I got down here and it was ... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1661533444 | 1661541042 | t3_wyeh2e | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding my parents’ weed stash
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solstice_gilder: You have had your first taste of: Oh my parents are people too. They do and think things you know nothing about. Before you came along, they had a life :) Maybe see this as a chance to learn something new about your parents! And, they are more... | 4 | 3 | |
1661536443 | 1661565044 | t3_wyfp0q | t5_2to41 | -33 | ral365: TIFU by writing a bad joke on someone else’s car
I’m a 31 y/o woman in the midwestern US. I’ve been going to outpatient therapy for ongoing mental health issues, including Asperger Syndrome or ADHD. This situation seems to greater involve the latter.
I’m walking down the parking lot, and noticed that someone h... | 12 | -2.75 | |
1661537608 | 1661540004 | t3_wyg68q | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting my pants and having to hold conversations afterwards
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Shouia: So how are you gonna save your car?
Shouia: r/CleaningTips
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1661537431 | 1661548609 | t3_wyg3n6 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by not going to the hospital in time for a collapsed lung
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Zeitsty: Well, you had the sense to call for emergency aid twice so I don’t think you did FU. It sounds like someone at the hospital did though because they sent you home (to an empty house?) when you were clearly not out of the woods. ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1661539362 | 1661552598 | t3_wygvgv | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my boyfriend
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schroobster: What do you think your FU is? I get the sense you think it's that you expressed your insecurity in an unhealthy way. I don't think you see your FU as you've been dating a guy long distance since you were fifteen who plays into your insecurities and expec... | 8 | 3.75 | |
1661537190 | 1661548002 | t3_wyg045 | t5_2to41 | 2 | m0dru: TIFU because I bought a TV
So I saw a deal on the lg 65 c2 oled. I've been looking for a tv for a while. My 6 series TCL has some issues. The order was with Woot so I used Amazon Pay tied to my prime account for free shipping. It got kicked back as fraud for being an unusually large amount. I confirm with the ba... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1661542253 | 1661589555 | t3_wyi13s | t5_2to41 | 18,038 | [deleted]: TIFU by educating my bf about circumcision
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gerbageman: In his defense, some doctors leave more than others.
algo-rhyth-mo: 100% this. Growing up never really understood the difference between circumcised and not, *because it turns out, I’m like **barely** circumcised*. It wasn’t until adulthood th... | 24 | 751.583333 | |
1661543109 | 1661625401 | t3_wyid9t | t5_2to41 | 327 | omarthefarkha: TIFU by asking my roommate to grab her tits
I (22m) have had a crush on my roommate (21f) for a while now. We have been both going to the gym recently and he have both got our bodies lean and fit. Today she cam home from the gym looking extra fine so i complimented her by saying that she lost some signif... | 8 | 40.875 | |
1661543770 | 1661547287 | t3_wyimcj | t5_2to41 | 16 | Plane_Concept1866: TIFU by leaving Pins in a Tampon
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celina_ferha: Yea u definitely made that up and that's kind of weird tbh
Plane_Concept1866: I assure you its real , im not in the mental state right now to type a well composed essays
Storms_and_Rainbows: Okay so if true. This tampon with the pins in you hav... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1661544395 | 1661567869 | t3_wyivhu | t5_2to41 | 4,322 | [deleted]: TIFU (update) Ex friend burned 8k worth of Pokémon cards
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elizabethjanet: Good for you, do not back down. And remember, make sure you tell them the monetary value as well as the sentimental value. The monetary value will carry more weight in the legal sense. The courts don’t really care how you feel... | 9 | 480.222222 | |
1661546278 | 1661639498 | t3_wyjlq8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my boyfriend if he would choose me or our unborn baby in a hypothetical situation
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JetsetCat: I think you may need to be making a choice right now.
Moist-Instruction-97: I don’t think a breakup is necessary for this situation. It was only a hypothetical question. Me and him are young ... | 8 | 0.625 | |
1661549118 | 1661550963 | t3_wykpgf | t5_2to41 | 11 | Avookadov1: TIFU by agreeing to my girlfriend
(18M) was always a pleaser. I always want everyone around me to be happy and this isn't different about my girlfriend (17F). I always want her to be happy even if it means not being happy or doing things I don't want to do. Yesterday she spoke to her friend about his girlf... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1661549009 | 1661557818 | t3_wyknyg | t5_2to41 | 5 | bbqboiAF: TIFU by preparing Stuffed bell peppers with my brother
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xscumfucx: You painted a picture with words which I, unfortunately, feel that my mind has pictured perfectly. Are the worms doing alright?
bbqboiAF: They've grown quite a bit; I see them like they're my own blood!
xscumfucx: Have you named the l... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1661549372 | 1661567733 | t3_wykszj | t5_2to41 | 1,597 | AnewBnotC: TIFU by showing a sonogram
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Synn0289: This isn't your wife's FU. This is the FU of that boys perants.
masterbatin_animals: Bad, bad perants
shrewm: He's gonna get a girl pergnat.
bad_things_ive_done: Not if all he wants to do is masturbate to feet
CuteTwist1: Feet of a fetus *
dirtysocks85: Is that ... | 8 | 199.625 | |
1661549342 | 1661572021 | t3_wyksk3 | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my best friend’s crush.
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ForkShirtUp: Ok, fuck did anyone else get lost because there were so many people? Even the tl:dr didn’t help
Throwaway4545232: Friend of OP liked a dude but didn’t tell OP. Op slept with said dude.
Now the freind group is mad at OP, including the du... | 5 | 12.8 |
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