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1661553055 | 1663535595 | t3_wym7wn | t5_2to41 | 8 | Error420oh4: TIFU by making a game I can't play and now I miss my mom
I am reposting this under a different account than my normal one, so that no thinking this is an attempt to get you to play my game. I had previously posted and few minutes after my mind thought people might see it that way, which happened on the fi... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1661553481 | 1661621009 | t3_wymdmx | t5_2to41 | 66 | thrownn99: TIFU: got an accidental boner while wrestling my mom
Throwaway for this. I know how the title sounds but for the love of god please hear me out.
I’ve been thinking about it all day because of how embarrassing it fucking was.
My brothers and I did wrestling growing up and we have a wrestle mat where we mess... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1661554421 | 1661558043 | t3_wymq5o | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU and let my sister in laws dog out.
We live at the edge of town besides a new residential area being developed beside the highway. My sister in law just went on vacation with her boyfriend 2 days ago and left her dog with us, small litte white kinda poodle looking dog. Today I was off work early was in a... | 3 | 3 | |
1661553316 | 1661573291 | t3_wymbgd | t5_2to41 | 107 | jdigi78: TIFU by getting a tamagotchi
I got an ad for a service that bizarrely offers a free tamagotchi for signing up, so naturally I did. It's 2 weeks later and I get the tamagotchi in the mail so I brought it inside after getting home from work. I live with my parents but my sister doesn't but she happened to be ove... | 6 | 17.833333 | |
1661556979 | 1661606123 | t3_wynnot | t5_2to41 | 19 | Kait_kat2020: TIFU going to the store
My mom just sent me to the store to get bread, I asked can I get some snacks (I’m using her card) she said yes. Then she told me to grab her and my dad a drink. I said ok and went to the store. I got there and they didn’t have my dad’s drink so I was like, crap I need to go somewhe... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1661557317 | 1661640747 | t3_wyns0a | t5_2to41 | 12 | AnohanaIsSad: TIFU by putting bug spray on my face
i was at my friend's lake house, and it was getting dark out, so we decided to all put some bug spray on. even though i know i have super sensitive skin, i put bug spray on my face.
if you don't know, bug spray is practically poison. so basically i put poison on my f... | 6 | 2 | |
1661561383 | 1661798758 | t3_wyp78u | t5_2to41 | 10 | Lamagirll: Tifu by taking valium with no prescription
This actually happened yesterday we had a big party and Im an anxious person (never seen a therapist). In my country valium is over the counter so I just decided that I wanna have some fun and I bought it and took a pill before I go to bed(the day before the party) ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1661561915 | 1661563953 | t3_wypdhv | t5_2to41 | 24 | TheBoggart: TIFU by reading a post on r/TIFU and now I can’t stop vomiting
This is an ongoing fuck up, but it’s been particularly bad today. About a day or two ago I read a post on r/TIFU about a girl watching another girl dig in her vag, lick her fingers, and then pick a pube out of her teeth. Ugh… Oh God, that was a ... | 4 | 6 | |
1661565119 | 1661568487 | t3_wyqgu6 | t5_2to41 | 138 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #56!🥳 Come share your stories and have fun! :)
PheonixGalaxy: HELP REDDIT SUCKED ME INTO THE APP. IVE BEEN HERE FOR 3 WEEKS I HAVE NOT SEEN THE SUN IN DAYS THE PAIN IS REAL HELP ME, LET ME OUT THEY WONT LET ME LEAVE
freemiumsucks: Ok
flightylady: Hey, you stole my cap.
freemiumsucks: No, yo... | 10 | 13.8 | |
1661566170 | 1661633246 | t3_wyqtdd | t5_2to41 | 12 | Justthisguy_: TIFU by being honest with the love of my life
So, this happened a few years ago. There's this girl I've been friends with for a decade, and we've always been close, and I've been in love with her for most of those ten years. I moved and we now live several states apart. She texts me out of the blue that s... | 3 | 4 | |
1661569385 | 1661571990 | t3_wyrvel | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a sandwich
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DarkoEnterprises: As a fellow husband to a... "territorial" woman, I feel your pain. Maybe tell her how ugly Sarah was or something lmao. Definitely never go to that store with your fiancee again
Akalenedat: Ah, see, I went *without* her. I am now no longer allowed to visi... | 3 | 5 | |
1661570049 | 1661644119 | t3_wys32b | t5_2to41 | 242 | saltbrains: TIFU by taking home a desk I found on the curb
Obligatory, this happened last week but is potentially an ongoing FU.
So, I live in a college town and Aug-Sept is basically the time to find the BEST curb score furniture. Truly the majority of the furniture I have is sourced from Facebook marketplace or the... | 6 | 40.333333 | |
1661573132 | 1661623597 | t3_wyt2md | t5_2to41 | 34,681 | Zarkdiaz: TIFU by letting my pregnant wife find out what submarines are really all about.
So, the obligatory “this happened before my wife recently gave birth to our 2nd child, and hormones were off the charts”.
My very pregnant wife wakes up and I am already awake, having made coffee for myself and prepared tea in an... | 20 | 1,734.05 | |
1661575557 | 1661581567 | t3_wyttqp | t5_2to41 | 27 | Alone-Neat8610: TIFU by lifting my brother in the air.
Alright so let’s get into it. I (14M) have a little brother named Daniel, (Fake name) he’s 7 months old. My mom is usually busy so whenever he cries she makes me entertain him, carry him, wave his toys around, I can do literally anything and he’ll laugh. So today w... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1661576982 | 1661620301 | t3_wyu99s | t5_2to41 | 10 | SimpForToes: TIFU by convincing my boyfriend that shedding your fingernails every 6 months is normal.
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ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN: You can't just write a block of text with TL;DR at the end with no fucking "too long didn't read" summary.
SimpForToes: I’m new to Reddit and have no idea what that TL;DR means and a bot to... | 5 | 2 | |
1661580120 | 1661641671 | t3_wyv5nb | t5_2to41 | 838 | Not-Chaela: TIFU by pulling sending a screenshot of random texts to my boyfriend
I was just relaxing in bed watching tiktoks when i found a video with a bunch of dumb pictures in it and there was one picture that was texts messages from someone named nan that read,
“your uncle mark died 😭💀”
“we are going to cremate ... | 14 | 59.857143 | |
1661583106 | 1661584010 | t3_wyvz1p | t5_2to41 | 10 | eunseongssi: TIFU by Lashing out against my friends and emotionally abusing the woman I was talking to for a year without changing.
**Trigger Warnings Mentions of** >!Gaslighting, Manipulation, Suicide Threatening, Yelling, Controlling, Playing the Victim, Lashing Out, Ego, Threatening to leave, Insulting Character,... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1661582310 | 1661724194 | t3_wyvrbe | t5_2to41 | 23 | ShadowOfNull: TIFU by traumatizing a bunch of people who were out on a walk
The amount of stupid decisions that lead up to this fuck up was astronomical. First, I get stressed very easily. So what do I do to calm myself down when I'm having a panic attack? Take an electric scooter and go out on a pretty dangerous trail... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1661587171 | 1661629898 | t3_wyx298 | t5_2to41 | 24 | TooMuchCum44332: TIFU by having too much "fun" in my grandmother's bedroom.
So, throwaway for this one so no one I know finds out. This isn't as disgusting as some reddit posts, so I guess a warning isn't too important, but it grossed me out at the time, so fair warning.
So as I am writing this, it was like 10 minutes... | 13 | 1.846154 | |
1661592843 | 1661691230 | t3_wyymnf | t5_2to41 | 1,347 | temporarydweller: TIFU by leaving my friend’s wedding without telling her
So, it was finally my friend’s long awaited wedding day. The person whom my friend was marrying was from out of state. Once the wedding was over, she was leaving her hometown far away to her husband’s. So it was basically our last day before we s... | 12 | 112.25 | |
1661594000 | 1661601776 | t3_wyyxd6 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Ok-Panda-241: TIFU by trying to put out a fire
As I write this, I am currently still in the emergency room just laughing at the absolute fuckup that put me in here. The whole story is absolutely ridiculous and I can’t believe it went so badly so quick! I got a big dose of heavy pain meds a few minutes ago and I’m a lit... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1661600315 | 1661722607 | t3_wz0qls | t5_2to41 | 57 | little_boy_nexo: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend while her brother was home.
Obligatory happened yesterday.
So my girlfriend and I haven't seen each other in a while and understandably so, we wanted to bang. Everything was great, I was teasing her and we were into it. So after having her consent, I got up and op... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1661600357 | 1661697764 | t3_wz0r0e | t5_2to41 | 915 | [deleted]: TIFU by following military pee test protocol outside of the Navy .
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Reddit-username_here:
>My last command had a problem with guys cheating the test by using something called the whiziznator so they employed a very specific protocol that involved us dropping our pants and undies to our ankles wh... | 13 | 70.384615 | |
1661602192 | 1661602632 | t3_wz1bmw | t5_2to41 | 7 | ElDodi-0: TIFU by letting my bike tied up in the street
Today really early in the morning I was at a friend's house, I went there with my bike and tied it up to a lamppost because before I went to his cousin's house, and it's really far away where I live. We were supposed to stay in my friend's house for 20 minutes, it... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1661604309 | 1661638877 | t3_wz1zkh | t5_2to41 | 5,845 | Sphincter_Spindle: TIFU losing $50k in a day and haven’t told my wife
I lost $50k selling naked puts on $SPY and still need to find a way to tell my wife
TIFU selling naked puts on $SPY. I am $50k in debt and need to tell my wife.
Like the title says, except this fuckup happened yesterday on Friday. Sold 8/26 420s, 4... | 9 | 649.444444 | |
1661604911 | 1661614194 | t3_wz26ue | t5_2to41 | 7 | Neat-Anxiety4213: TIFU by texting my girlfriend
I’ve just moved house and my landlady is absolutely lovely. We’ve been sorting some bits out over the last week and today I dropped off some items at the landlady’s house, which she offered to store for me.
After having a quick catch up, and with me looking over her sho... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1661608098 | 1661609072 | t3_wz3b9c | t5_2to41 | 9 | soy_sprout: TIFU by messing up a cooking recipe
I(17F) was assigned by my mom(56F) to prepare the dessert for a family gathering dinner and I had to prepared about 40 cream puffs for 12 people with different food allergies but the main concern was not to contaminate anything with gluten since my sister has celiac dise... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1661611746 | 1661696499 | t3_wz4pb8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | chopchefjr: TIFU My GF found a new fetish.
Today I just fucked up. I'm (38M) a chef and my (34F) girlfriend is currently seeking relief from my I should have done better (because I know better) fuck up.
I know a guy locally who grows some rare peppers. Not just the common hots like habaneros and scotch bonnets but su... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1661613389 | 1661622414 | t3_wz5cgu | t5_2to41 | 6 | Ok-Medium7491: TIFU by being on my school account
(First time every posting so sorry if it’s bad, just had to get the story out there) So today I was getting on safari to do the deed and I realized that some reason, my safe-search was on and it was blocking NSFW. The weirdest thing was that I could go onto NSFW sites a... | 3 | 2 | |
1661618651 | 1661648884 | t3_wz7exz | t5_2to41 | 130 | Mister_Dango: TIFU by going to a hooters without checking the menu...
This quite literally just happened. I have been exhibiting symptoms similar to lactose intolerance for a while. After having anything dairy I have extreme pain and other fun toilet related activity. I have been scanned for anything else but all scans... | 6 | 21.666667 | |
1661619180 | 1661693803 | t3_wz7m5r | t5_2to41 | 222 | is-it-realy-leveled: TIFU by giving my best friend advice
This didnt happen today but it happened over a few days and it backfired yesterday. She lives in a different country cause her parents work there and she comes over for vacation
3 days ago my best friend(16F) told me(16M) that her boyfriend was very clingy and ... | 8 | 27.75 | |
1661619471 | 1661644277 | t3_wz7q3x | t5_2to41 | 413 | FootFungusEater97: TIFU by eating multiple yellow dragon fruits on a day that guests were coming over
There was this new fruit store that opened near my house. I found myself inside of it and the people inside convinced me to buy some yellow dragon fruits. They said if someone doesn’t buy these today we’re going to thr... | 6 | 68.833333 | |
1661616840 | 1661625985 | t3_wz6pan | t5_2to41 | 22 | idontthinkso_bish: TIFU by thinking a mod was a bot.
(If you're seeing this, u/NipperSpeaks, I am again deeply sorry and I hope you dont mind me posting this about you lol.)
It all started in the comment section of a meme on r/me_irlgbt. For context, just this week my whole family have flown halfway across the world s... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1661624236 | 1661626952 | t3_wz9lqn | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being dumb.
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pogiguy2020: I hate to tell you its not just today. LOL
negocpu4: Yea lol I hope hitting my head didn't make me dumber than I already was.
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1661625529 | 1661629176 | t3_wza3og | t5_2to41 | 335 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a metal butt plug to the museum
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Local_Economy: What’s the point of just walking around with a butt plug? Genuinely curious
Less_Hour_2107: For me, personally, it just feels good… lol people why downvote me ? I am just answering a question based on my own experience
mxl01: Also curio... | 6 | 55.833333 | |
1661627799 | 1661628557 | t3_wzb0ii | t5_2to41 | 22 | Mizuhoe: TIFU by not getting a girls number in Boston
I was in Boston last night at this nightclub called Royale. Anyway, its 2AM and I'm waiting for my uber ride back home. This girl walks past me with this guy saying how someone stole her bottega bag. I respond passingly saying, "Damn that's fucked up". Immediately, ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1661629870 | 1661630183 | t3_wzbtgl | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a metal plug to the museum
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Important-Aside-507: But you made this exact post and deleted it an hour ago…? Karma farming much?
Zirtrioxxx: Facts I saw it earlier this man is desperate.
Important-Aside-507: The whole “don’t look at my profile” is to make people look at her profile to ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1661633333 | 1661639029 | t3_wzd4qy | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU and made sure I now have express service to Hell
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Timbukwhoisyou: Your watch automatically connected to the churches sound system?
RJ-914: My watch connects to my phone with Bluetooth, the Bluetooth was on on my phone and my phone found and connected to the sound system
TheDreadPirateJeff: Why ... | 10 | 4.9 | |
1661634323 | 1661790537 | t3_wzdi4v | t5_2to41 | 149 | Henrik_XIII: TIFU by being a good swimmer
So obligatory this didn't happen today, but a couple weeks ago. But I'm still so baffled about this incident that I feel like I have to share.
I work part time at an amusement park in Finland (so sorry if my English isn't perfect), summers mostly, but sometimes autumns as wel... | 6 | 24.833333 | |
1661636186 | 1661637399 | t3_wze6ef | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU for leading this guy on again and again. Fuck.
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onebadmex66: You didn’t mention a state (or country). There are a few where your relationship would be considered illegal. In those states (and countries) in which your relationship isn’t illegal, there is a vast difference between 17 and 27. Whil... | 4 | 1 | |
1661636021 | 1661699553 | t3_wze49r | t5_2to41 | 234 | Far_Insurance_3022: TIFU by inhaling lead paint dust
So I'm a housepainter and we had just finished a brutal prep on this ancient lead-painted house. It was in really rough shape, we'd been scraping & sanding for over a week. And my shop vacc was full to say the least.
This whole time I'd been real careful with sa... | 6 | 39 | |
1661639331 | 1661717637 | t3_wzfc6v | t5_2to41 | 0 | ExtremeGriefferJesus: TIFU by making a hardcore water battle
It was 2 months ago between school lunch
So we were eating whit my friend, they were eating at my house and I had a teapot, and since it was the end of the year and everyone had water gun so we did the smart thing
WE DID A BOILING WATER BATTLE
At first not... | 9 | 0 | |
1661641403 | 1661678426 | t3_wzg3nf | t5_2to41 | 14,051 | riskywatches: TIFU by not using incognito mode and having my porn exposed
I, 20m, am not an incognito mode user. In fact, I’ve doubled down so hard on my bad porn watching etiquette that I bookmark videos I enjoy.
It’s never really been a problem for me other than the looming worry that someday someone might need to ... | 12 | 1,170.916667 | |
1661636263 | 1661687147 | t3_wze7el | t5_2to41 | 174 | StarCounterStayer: TIFU by not using my brains at the gym.
Obligatory this did not happen today, this happened yesterday. I (25M) was at the gym just doing my routine workout.
The gym had been renovated recently and we had some new squat racks, which I was excited about. (The squat racks used to be very busy so it wa... | 3 | 58 | |
1661643501 | 1661654787 | t3_wzguo5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Disaster_Flashy: TIFU By signing up for band
hi i’m a freshman this year i have never played an instrument, do not want to play an instrument but in the state/city i live in you have to take a performing arts class in high school. i don’t like singing and there is no way in hell i am acting AND singing on stage, so i c... | 3 | 2 | |
1661645168 | 1661646480 | t3_wzhf0p | t5_2to41 | 9 | Ok_Librarian8458: TIFU by joining band in high school
I 14m just started high school 2 weeks ago and so far everything has been going good. Last year when choosing my electives I choose band as one, blissfully unaware of how badly I fucked up. When I walked into the classroom I noticed something weird, everyone already... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1661649869 | 1661702641 | t3_wziyyv | t5_2to41 | 370 | splithoofiewoofies: TIFU by telling my tutor with two canes "my legs work"
I needed help on my assignment so I walked to the front of the class. My tutor, an older gent with like ten degrees and two canes, says "You could've raised you hand and I would have come over to you."
Now, I have a bad hip. A really bad hip... | 9 | 41.111111 | |
1661649564 | 1661652469 | t3_wzivdx | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a thot and just by being dumb.
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Singer-Such: Um, you glossed over the cheating part which seems like the real FU to me...
hibiscusflobackup: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/wymcc8/i_f17_slept_with_someone_way_older_than_me_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&a... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1661650262 | 1661662237 | t3_wzj3jz | t5_2to41 | -3 | lawtenea: TIFU forgetting the seedwords/password for my crypto wallet an overwriting my memory of the password with a wrong word because I got too high on mushrooms.
“Be your own bank they said…” so i became my own bank,since 2017, i have been buying and storing cryptocurrency to a cold wallet.
It is protected because... | 3 | -1 | |
1661642462 | 1661705009 | t3_wzghl4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Alesnake97: TIFU by going to a friend's house thinking that there was a party
So today I was going to stay at home, but on a group of friends they started to say that they were going to met at a friend's house for a pijama party, that sounded pretty weird to me, I mean who the hell does pijama parties at 20s age? I lau... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1661650494 | 1661654996 | t3_wzj69m | t5_2to41 | 68 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #57!🥳 Come share your stories and have fun! :)
hotpoopchunks: can someone who is reading these comments please ask the mod to let me back in - i promise to be good
JC1812: Mod here! Nope. Not after what happened.
hotpoopchunks: what happened?
JC1812: You were removed for disrupting the talk... | 11 | 6.181818 | |
1661653608 | 1661656816 | t3_wzk5sl | t5_2to41 | 62 | Observant_Jello: TIFU by believing the saying about bats
This happened about 5 minutes ago. I was laying in bed when I could hear my dog snap it’s jaws at something. So I turn on the light and there is a bat that is circling my room and my dog is snapping at it. I managed to get it out of my bed room so I could figure ... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1661655028 | 1661702295 | t3_wzklx2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Nogirlfriendsucks: TIFU by being a pathetic man
I've started watching some of Andrew Tate's videos out of curiosity and one of his videos in particular really caught my attention. He read this letter that a woman had sent him during the podcast. The woman was basically saying that "the world needs strong men like Tate ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1661653303 | 1661718425 | t3_wzk2gj | t5_2to41 | 30 | Worldly_Ad_6243: TIFU by lobbing my dog's shite into my neighbour's back garden.
TIFU by lobbing my dog's shite over my neighbour's fence.
Obligatory not today.
Evening sods, I'd like to share a major (or minor depending on your life experience) fuck up that I caused a couple days ago.
Recently I moved to a new area, ... | 3 | 10 | |
1661661078 | 1661717934 | t3_wzmjau | t5_2to41 | 13,169 | Brian-Sunders445: TIFU by getting a BJ
Hi Reddit.
Today I 54M was in a bit of a bad mood. My wife 39F and I are into BDSM and sometimes we use sex as a way to take out our frustration (rough sex, not violence).
I approached my wife while she was in the shower and whispered ‘on your knees’ in her ear. She obeyed and b... | 14 | 940.642857 | |
1661664149 | 1661797202 | t3_wznf6t | t5_2to41 | 12 | _debunct: TIFU by saying “I love you” in bed with a guy I just met.
This was last night, still counts.
I was staying over after a first-time casual hookup with an online date. We were having fun but nothing too intense, nbd. As I was falling asleep, I was thinking about my best friend who was at that moment crashing a... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1661657416 | 1661704067 | t3_wzlde7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | chesterr170: TIFU by uninstalling my Kik
So Imma keep it short. Waited the customary year. You know how almost impossible it is to find girls on Kik. Let's say I sorta struck gold. Found this girl. I think her name was Alison. She was the shit. She was the whole reason I realized I was into bbws. She sent videos and pi... | 5 | 1 | |
1661708493 | 1661725435 | t3_wzobpk | t5_2to41 | 5 | kda48: My partner is non-binary. They go by they/them pronouns!
patriickz: It's so confusing and doesn't make any sense to me but okay. Thanks for the explanation :)
kda48: They don’t identify as male or female so instead of going by “she” or “he” they go by “they”. So instead of saying “she went to the store” it would... | 11 | 0.454545 | |
1661667373 | 1661688993 | t3_wzoc25 | t5_2to41 | 39 | Prestigious-Bat5165: TIFU by being accidentally racist
For context I work as a self check out attendant at a grocery store.
Today I got called over by a lady because she needed help with some cupons as usual, she is a regular at our store. I don't mind helping and always found her to be a very pleasant customer.
As... | 3 | 13 | |
1661676723 | 1661679074 | t3_wzqr0f | t5_2to41 | 11 | A_Wild_VelociFaptor: TIFU by signing up for dating apps, completely undoing ~2 years of progress I'd made with my self-esteem, and sinking myself in depression.
TLDR: Took my newfound confidence into the dating app scene and wasn't getting the matches I thought I was going to get. Started to get depressed so I uninstal... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1661679566 | 1661701421 | t3_wzrhdj | t5_2to41 | 22 | BroadyBroadhurst: TIFU: By accidently inducing a prolonged series of the most fierce bowel movements this world has seen
So the obligatory time frame statement. This happened yesterday but I'm still very much feeling the after effects today. Also this isn't a sexy fun time story which should be a nice break for you guy... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1661680610 | 1661683027 | t3_wzrqpq | t5_2to41 | 5 | ColeKids: TIFU for not laughing at my girlfriend's joke.
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Goblinstomper: It's not exactly a big deal, but maybe try thinking on why you reacted so poorly.
Taking an obvious joke badly or throwing a hissy fit is usually a sign that either you wanted to 'punish' her for the joke, or you have some unresolved emo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1661681527 | 1661681744 | t3_wzrzga | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not doing a software update and wasting 7 hours of my life
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raven080068: Windows wouldn't have had those issues
/s
Leksi_The_Great: Yeah it only has worse!
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1661686782 | 1661691601 | t3_wzteh5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Bad_daughter_4986: Tifu by “airing out” dirty laundry ONLINE!!!
Don’t put your families business ONLINE! Easy right! I have made fun of people for doing what I did today. Actually, I made the post last night. But it’s taking affect early this morning. So, I made a comment under a post. A very controversial post, about ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1661687197 | 1661757954 | t3_wztiv0 | t5_2to41 | 14,525 | throwawaywuw8: TIFU by not wearing a shirt under my hoodie to school
I’m seventeen, and it was my second day at my new school. I decided to wear a pull over hoodie with no shirt under.
I didn’t know we couldn’t wear hoodies. At my old school they allowed it.
No one said anything to me all day until third period, whe... | 11 | 1,320.454545 | |
1661691022 | 1661813317 | t3_wzuqn1 | t5_2to41 | 17,269 | Unanamouse: TIFU by almost dying via jerk off
Well technically it was yesterday. I spent all day smoking weed, like 4g or something in total. I am pretty new to smoking so I think I may have overdone it in retrospect. Anyway, up until yesterday I had never had sex or masterbate while high. I am the kind of guy who like... | 12 | 1,439.083333 | |
1661690925 | 1661734244 | t3_wzupid | t5_2to41 | 18 | Zeonat: TIFU by losing my virginity with the girl I'm dating
I, 19m, and her, 21f decided to have an overnight last minute. As context, we live in a third world country so it's pretty common for young adults to live with their parents still. She's still treated like a child even though she's clearly an adult. Her mom a... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1661691085 | 1661700926 | t3_wzurfw | t5_2to41 | 40 | frog-in-a-hat: TIFU by giving my gf oral thrush
Obligatory, this did not happen today but a few days ago. Me and my gf haven't seen each other for a while because I went back home to see my family over the holidays ar uni. I came to see her for a few couple weeks and of course we did stuff.
Towards the end of my time... | 4 | 10 | |
1661691866 | 1661712240 | t3_wzv157 | t5_2to41 | 47 | ASAP-Biscuit: TIFU by eating chicken for lunch
I, 25M, had a hankering for some spicy chicken at lunch before meeting up with a few friends for drinks later in the day. Not just your run-of-the-mill spice, but some fiery, sphincter-clenching spice. My unbridled confidence quickly turned to regret after the first mouthf... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1661692754 | 1661738501 | t3_wzvbpq | t5_2to41 | 1,859 | mustachegiraffe: TIFU by forgetting to mute my mic during a big meeting.
TL;DR at the bottom.
As obligated; this happened on Monday. I know, I know, since COVID started and WFH has become more and more acceptable, that there have been a lot of posts from people in similar situations.
I always considered myself to b... | 6 | 309.833333 | |
1661693180 | 1661745406 | t3_wzvh39 | t5_2to41 | 271 | the_deputy12: TIFU making chili.
I decided to make chili this morning so I went out to the garden, grabbed some habeneros, cayenne peppers, chili peppers, tomatoes and some bell peppers. Grabbed the beef from the freezer and started dicing everything up/ browning the beef and what not. Finished everything, threw it in ... | 11 | 24.636364 | |
1661691350 | 1661771309 | t3_wzuuie | t5_2to41 | 302 | Throw-Regret-74: TIFU by frequenting an independent escort
So this is going to be long and hopefully allowed here, using a throwaway for protection, and actually happened a way back.
Around 2 years ago, after the first pandemic wave, during the summer where restrictions were relaxed, I went to visit an escort. No one ... | 5 | 60.4 | |
1661698286 | 1661774614 | t3_wzxbjl | t5_2to41 | 5,014 | shfeeling101: TIFU by referring to my bf's laptop care as "bib-ing"
A few weeks ago was my boyfriend's birthday, where I decided to buy him a nice new top of the line laptop. Since then, he's fully fallen in love with it, and I am very happy for him that he's enjoying his gift.
However, he's taken to placing this stup... | 9 | 557.111111 | |
1661692279 | 1661707168 | t3_wzv601 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by messing with my neighbors laundry
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atlcog: Just because he's old doesn't excuse his behavior of taking your clothes out and scattering them about the room. Sounds a bit unhinged, TBH. I'd say HE f-ed up, and got what was deserved.
eye_spi: Was he actually the one who did that, or did he j... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1661700055 | 1661701110 | t3_wzy002 | t5_2to41 | 21 | meatballsub22: TIFU by hiring a health coach
I've been struggling for years on losing weight (5,1 ft, 183 lbs) and I've become desperate in finding a solution. I've tried keto, CICO, exercising more, and I just cannot be consistent for the life of me. I've been gaining and losing the same 5lbs for the past year or so. ... | 3 | 7 | |
1661700531 | 1661701877 | t3_wzy6ja | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally calling my dentist “daddy”
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[deleted]: So based on this OPs other post, this is BS. Everything is BS.
Owl_Hawkins: Underrated comment. Op has woven a sexy web of lies.
| 3 | 16.666667 | |
1661700747 | 1661710465 | t3_wzy9no | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU for making jokes about my friend eating testicles
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Catfiche1970: Eating balls is not "culture". It may be acceptable in his culture, and others, but it isn't culture.
Legendarystuff16: Is it culture in Hinduism or tradition for some in Pakistan or smth or just acceptable
SalmonNgiri: It’s acce... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1661701619 | 1661723155 | t3_wzylc8 | t5_2to41 | 26 | F1_looseygoosey: TIFU reading dates completely wrong and ruining bf 30th birthday
TIFU reading dates completely wrong and ruining bf 30th birthday
TIFU Read the dates completely wrong and ruined my bf’s 30 birthday surprise
Me and my bf turn 30 this year and have been planning to have a party with our friends. As a b... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1661701796 | 1661702201 | t3_wzynq0 | t5_2to41 | 29 | moochootren: TIFU by making chili jam l
Some of you probably already know where this is going...
It's that time of the year where veggies from the garden are ripe and ready to be plucked. We haven't had much success in variety this year, but in quantity, we've managed to grow several kilos of tomatoes, potatoes, carro... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1661702122 | 1661740315 | t3_wzys6f | t5_2to41 | 719 | raspberry03: TIFU by being a fucking idiot
This happened today. I, 20M, work at a small restaurant. During my shift, a guy probably in his 60s came up to the register and asked me if he could exchange five $10 bills for one $50 bill (I actually don't live in the US, but I'll just write it in dollars to simplify things)... | 8 | 89.875 | |
1661696689 | 1662224979 | t3_wzwqg0 | t5_2to41 | 24 | 12jonboy12: tifu by leaving my coffee unattended with the lid off
Looking at the title, I realize it could be WAY worse no, I wasn't on a date and no, I definitely didn't get drugged
The local gas station has one of those machines that automatically grinds you a fresh cup of coffee so I grabbed one of those decided to... | 4 | 6 | |
1661704261 | 1661704482 | t3_wzzm3m | t5_2to41 | 4 | bggjgfkifho: TIFU By walking into my 10 yo daughters room
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Prayerforcleansing: Talk to her about sex. Make sure she's comfortable coming to you about this stuff. You don't want her to hide things when she gets older.
Prayerforcleansing: This is my opinion, for what is worth
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1661656041 | 1661708383 | t3_wzkxtk | t5_2to41 | 11 | Legitimate_Tart_3668: TIFU by dishonestly finding friend's NSFW account and have been sick with guilt ever since
Will try to make this as concise and as coherent as possible, given that I awful levels of guilt and shame over this on top of general serious struggles with mental health and do not know how to proceed. Thr... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1661706189 | 1661746458 | t3_x00d5d | t5_2to41 | 38 | Xylla06: TIFU by watching an anime called Kotaro Lives Alone
It starts with a good wholesome cute feeling but it keeps on getting dark from child neglect to emotional abuse. I thought I'm gonna be ok watching it cuz there are some cute moments but dayum, some episodes have no chill and hits hard. Some good lessons can ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1661706584 | 1661710234 | t3_x00ihe | t5_2to41 | 25 | chrispix99: TIFU Showing off my technical chops by showing what porn my room mate was watching
Obligatory, this was not today, but actually 22 years ago.
I was interviewing for a new job, made it past a couple screens, made it to onsite.. The onsite loop went really quite well, and at the end they suggested they wanted... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1661691892 | 1661712100 | t3_wzv1fh | t5_2to41 | 10 | bigfootsbeard1: TIFU by making my friend think I was homophobic
This happened a few days ago.
I was chatting with a friend of mine who is a bit younger than me. She was joking about UK cultural rhymes to remember certain dates and things like that “remember, remember the 5th November” and “red sky at night shepherds d... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1661709925 | 1661771374 | t3_x01skf | t5_2to41 | 4 | Nickyluvs2cum: TIFU by playing with myself in the red light Therapy booth.
So they just installed new Redlight booths at my gym. I wanted to see what all of the hype was about so I went in for a session… I put on my black out light protecting glasses( literally can’t see anything ) and began my session. I started to fe... | 4 | 1 | |
1661711354 | 1661721257 | t3_x02crr | t5_2to41 | 9 | DrexikTheSpeedrunner: TIFU by not realising earlier what me (14m) and my classmate (14f) sleeping together meant.
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djnehi: You’re still young. You’ll have lots of opportunities to fuck up jn the future.
StangF150: True, he will. B/c at 14, I had barely yet even begun to fuck up!!! To be honest, I halfway think... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1661711011 | 1661716366 | t3_x0281j | t5_2to41 | 36 | HorasLord: TIFU by stepping on a baby rabbit
So this was really yesterday. I (22M) didn’t post immediately for obvious reasons (not gonna write a mock up as everyone is saying “ rough you killed it mate “)
But to the meat of the whole incident. We held a birthday party for my niece yesterday and all went well-ish. I ... | 3 | 12 | |
1661713033 | 1661718063 | t3_x03135 | t5_2to41 | 532 | DrRotwang: TIFU by making iced tea in the dumbest, and bloodiest, way ever.
"It's a hot day," I thought to myself, "and I haven't made iced tea in a while. Why don't I do that?"
Why not indeed? I put on the kettle, grabbed my nice glass pitchers, and tossed a few black tea bags into one and some peppermint tea bags... | 7 | 76 | |
1661713062 | 1661878222 | t3_x031hi | t5_2to41 | 239 | packers_fan85: TIFU by letting my entire lacrosse team believe i have a peanut allergy
so for some background, i (17M) have always just really hated peanuts. for some reason they just taste super strong to me. i can smell peanut butter from miles away, and i dislike anything that has the slightest amount of peanut in i... | 9 | 26.555556 | |
1661714023 | 1661714211 | t3_x03fhw | t5_2to41 | 9 | BreadToastGang: TIFU
Today, I fucked up by going to the funeral home to visit my recently deceased MIL while my bowels were attacking me. As I am sitting by her grave and chatting with her, I realized I needed to go to the bathroom. Now for a little back story, I was staying with my friend for the weekend because he ha... | 3 | 3 | |
1661715329 | 1661789876 | t3_x03yae | t5_2to41 | 217 | redditordeaditor6789: TIFU: Thinking Matzah-ball soup stood for Mozzarella-ball soup
I am not Jewish. I do however like to think I have a cursory understanding of cultures adjacent to my own. It wasn't the worst thing in the world but so fucking embarrassing.
I live in New York, so, I know and have plenty of Jewish fr... | 8 | 27.125 | |
1661715916 | 1661898065 | t3_x046th | t5_2to41 | 363 | DoraLea: TIFU by mistaking my power outlet for a mixer.
Obligatory "this didn't happen today" but yesterday.
I was invited to a birthday party in the evening and decided to bake a cake for it. So I got up fairly early and waddled to the kitchen, still half asleep, to start baking and get everything ready on time.
Af... | 8 | 45.375 | |
1661716130 | 1661763935 | t3_x049rq | t5_2to41 | 78 | magoobi: TIFU by thinking sperm have teeth
This was back when I was in school a few years ago.
So, sex-ed in the UK is really patchy and it depends on your school as to how in depth you get taught. When I was 11, we were shown a video in science with an animation of a sperm going into the egg. From said video, it loo... | 3 | 26 | |
1661745324 | 1661894381 | t3_x04e0a | t5_2to41 | 96 | spunlikespidermike: That actually made me lol. I mean who hasn't gotten a pube in their mouth at least once in their life. Or is that just me.
Rosielove918: mate please tell me it wasn't your own and you were messing around with someone else so it was an accident
spunlikespidermike: Yea thats what I was getting at.
Ros... | 18 | 5.333333 | |
1661717764 | 1661729560 | t3_x04xgr | t5_2to41 | 18 | PartyLike_1999: TIFU by breaking a promise to my boyfriend
I fucked up by lying to my boyfriend
I know I will get hate for this and that’s okay but I don’t know what else to do.
We’ve known each other for over 7 years and have been best friends for most of those years, and we began dating about 8 months ago. He devel... | 6 | 3 | |
1661711556 | 1661722326 | t3_x02fqa | t5_2to41 | 8 | Donna_Bianca: TIFU by washing my car
I was headed to a cruise-in, and needed to knock the pollen and dust off my car. Didn’t feel like getting out and using a spray-wand station, so I figured I’d try one of the automated car washes.
I sprang for the all-in $14 ultra-deluxe wash with the extra spray treatments. How qu... | 4 | 2 | |
1661719515 | 1661720367 | t3_x05ls2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing food at work
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Grasspunch: It's okay OP everyone makes mistakes, I would just be honest with your boss if he brings it up.... otherwise, I **personally** would not speak on it.
antsarumae: Yeah. I wanted to keep it a secret but they'd find out sooner or later. I told my mom I would r... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1661721398 | 1661789571 | t3_x06cao | t5_2to41 | 25 | Medical_Mix6379: TIFU by kissing a girl 2 times
TIFU by kissing a girl 2 times
I (19 M) consider myself a shy person. Last year i met a girl and we became close friends directly, we had a good connection. Few months later one of her old friends which is one of her closest friends told me that she has a huge crush on m... | 6 | 4.166667 |
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