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1661722655 | 1661724549 | t3_x06tyf | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding out someone might be married
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TurkeyDinner547: How is that a TIFU? Just sounds like good detective work.
Cestlawie: The singer would definitly mind if anyone finds out. I, as a fan of his, surely wasn't supposed to know. And I basically feel like I was snooping around someone else's ... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1661725022 | 1661726095 | t3_x07qp2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Inspection_Desperate: TIFU by assaulting a roommate with a bag of frozen curly fries and partially demolishing their hobo fort
TLDR: a roommate started an argument with me about misusing hot water to wash out a greasy pan, and I snapped. Here's the letter I wrote to them to make amends:
I was wrong to hit you with... | 3 | 2 | |
1661725736 | 1661730450 | t3_x080dr | t5_2to41 | 2 | ZackKhael: TIFU by using the wrong "dish soap"
Today, of all days, I felt particularly motivated to wash the dishes. They had been piling up since the start of the weekend, so I decided to the selfless deed of washing them. Boy was I wrong. I went into the kitchen, turned on the lights, grabbed the sponge, soap and the... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1661726859 | 1662672790 | t3_x08flu | t5_2to41 | -1 | Medical_Mix6379: TIFU by saying this to my teacher
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DKNite6904: You said what you had to, and she definitely deserved it. I think we all have an awful substitute teacher story from school
Medical_Mix6379: Eyy thank you!!
DKNite6904: Bro this redditors cringey AF down voting any opinion they mildly disagree wit... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1661727115 | 1661808215 | t3_x08j28 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Tattooedbeatch: Tifu by giving the wrong bag during DoorDashing
I am on leave at work so been keeping myself busy by dashing. I get a call from a customer after a delivery telling me I gave them the wrong bag.
I accidentally gave them my garbage bag instead of the food.
https://ibb.co/0X1N04X
https://ibb.co/BfY... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1661729862 | 1661792412 | t3_x09j0r | t5_2to41 | 49 | Bubbly_Employer_4962: TIFU by wearing my shoes with heel inserts to my girlfriend's place.
I have pair of Johnston Murphy penny loafer dress shoes like this one (https://imgur.com/a/IZ6zOZW) which I really like the style of, but because my ankle bone is lower than average or something, every time I wear it, the bottom ... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1661732410 | 1661960010 | t3_x0afuo | t5_2to41 | 4,406 | Lenthiuste: TIFU by inviting a homeless stranger into my apartment.
I met him a few times digging around for cans. I gave him some of my cans once and a couple of buds. He told me his name was Dave, that he lived in a tent by a mall, and that he had some kids living nearby.
I saw him this morning carrying a big box of... | 23 | 191.565217 | |
1661732685 | 1661756249 | t3_x0aja1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Brian-Sunders445: TIFU by getting a BJ UPDATE
Wow, so that blew up. 1.2M views. Embarrassing.
I mentioned that my wife and I were into BDSM because of my commanding tone when speaking to her, I didn't want anyone to think I normally just order my wife around in the bedroom and in general, especially because of our ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1661732762 | 1661733763 | t3_x0ak8e | t5_2to41 | 5 | EvidenceCharacter250: TIFU after i had gone to the amusement park with my sister.
TIFU after i had gone to the amusement park with my sister.
I (15m) and my sister (25f) thought it would be great idea to go to the amusement park. I told her tomorrow since i was very full since i was a fat fuck and ate all the food my ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1661722185 | 1661767794 | t3_x06n9c | t5_2to41 | 2 | Sunshine_Panda9021: TIFU by opening the duty free bag
It happened today, well technically yesterday because it's now 00.14 29.08.2022 where I am.
So I am travelling back home after two years of studying abroad. I couldn't buy presents for my whole family because I don't have any money, so I only bought little gifts fo... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1661741155 | 1661839943 | t3_x0dgts | t5_2to41 | 4 | AdCurrent5003: TIFU by sleeping with my ex and allowing them back in my life
I dated this guy a couple years ago. At the time my life wasn’t going as great as I wanted to but his life was going great. After a few months of dating I wanted to make things official but he didn’t want to. Our relationship was good and the ... | 4 | 1 | |
1661740412 | 1661742928 | t3_x0d7s2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | CoffeeInARocksGlass: TIFU by watching a show about vampires!
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AcrobaticSource3: I prefer “What We Do In The Shadows”
Pristine_Arm2785: Me too first thing that came to my mind reading the title.
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1661742293 | 1661743426 | t3_x0duwe | t5_2to41 | 22 | electricbumbrush: TIFU by inserting a vibrating toothbrush up my butt and getting a sore anus.
Throwaway account, title speaks for itself. Also, this happened about half an hour ago.
So I was about to hop into a shower when I felt kinda horny. Horny people often make the worst decisions, so I thought I'd be a fun time... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1661742296 | 1661781484 | t3_x0duxg | t5_2to41 | 18 | queerpois0n: TIFU by cheating on my boyfriend.
I (14F) cheated on my boyfriend (15M) with a very close friend of mine (15M). This friend of mine happens to be my first love, to make matters worse. We never dated. I do not want to date him. I want nothing to do with him romantically, but he feels differently. I fell in ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1661729205 | 1661780475 | t3_x09aju | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by challenging a six year old to a thumb war
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urbanhacker: You lose the bet, you pay up. Twas a good lesson. A bad lesson would have been forcing its return but I reckon I'd insist on it being $5 only.
ulfr: Tell you what, you go after 20$ held by that little girl with a mean right hook, I'll b... | 5 | 13 | |
1661740751 | 1661806043 | t3_x0dbvv | t5_2to41 | 54 | zenobigdick: TIFU by drawing porn of my girlfriend and I
At the time i was a young horny teen around the ages of fourteen. At the time I had really good art skills. I could paint portraits and draw with graphite. As the new school year started I started to like this girl. she seemed very innocent and cute so eventually... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1661747035 | 1661809564 | t3_x0fexc | t5_2to41 | -5 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a trans person "it"
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KittikatB: You did nothing wrong besides your weird and unnecessary over-sexualising of the woman in your post.
meester_pink: WRT "Beautiful", it seems like most people understand I wasn't trying to sexualize this person, but to be 100% clear what I wish I had be... | 7 | -0.714286 | |
1661747150 | 1661842004 | t3_x0fg7e | t5_2to41 | 7,831 | ARRKAYY: TIFU by having sex on the couch
Happened about 20 minutes ago. My girlfriend and I were laying the couch after a long day just watching a movie. She asked me to rub her back so I lay next to her and start doing my thing which turned into some titty nibbling’ and carpet munching. Next thing we’re screwing hard ... | 12 | 652.583333 | |
1661702740 | 1661771257 | t3_wzz180 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ZionMcfilmer: Tifu by sneaking to my ex house and almost got arrested
So this happened about 4 years ago when I was still in high school, at the time I had just broken up with my now ex girlfriend, for story sake let’s call her Rachel. You see me a Rachel have an on and off relationship because I grew very suspicious o... | 3 | 1 | |
1661748667 | 1661818473 | t3_x0fwdi | t5_2to41 | 51,270 | Miserable_Mud3121: TIFU by saying no to a shower with three attractive grad students.
Went on a trip with an ex and her two friends. The ex and I hang out whenever practical but she's in med school states away now. Us four had a good start to the weekend, margaritas then a trip to the casino. We won a decent amount and... | 12 | 4,272.5 | |
1661747814 | 1661751490 | t3_x0fnbd | t5_2to41 | 43 | potentialfreakshow: TIFU going to the toilet at work.
My sleeping pattern is ruined, so I woke up in the late afternoon and began my 'day' getting ready for work. I sat down for my wake up ritual of going to the loo and scrolling tiktok, yet today I was getting nothing, I think nothing of it and go about my routine bef... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1661751577 | 1661804108 | t3_x0gqyy | t5_2to41 | 228 | Far_Replacement8733: Tifu when a Guy was passed out on side of road,and I missed a chance for love
This was literally 45 minutes ago, I ran a quick errand with my dad in his car then we headed back home. On the way we saw a car pulled over in the right lane and someone laying down in the sidewalk. My dad has medical ex... | 7 | 32.571429 | |
1661755873 | 1661756703 | t3_x0hxbl | t5_2to41 | 16 | Witchcitybitch: TIFU by setting off the fire alarms at 5:30 AM trying to deal with wasps.
Today I goofed. I have been dealing with wasps coming into my bedroom from a nest that is in between the exterior and interior walls. I’ve already been stung twice in my own bed.
I called an exterminator but they could only come... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1661756739 | 1661775796 | t3_x0i5se | t5_2to41 | 154 | [deleted]: TIFU Another SC Blackmail Story
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w0rsh1pm3owo: you can track IPs from messages and posts if you didn't use a VPN. you can also image search and if similar images are found online it can direct you to where they are.
[deleted]: IP from my phone via SC? Sorry I’m a dolt when it comes to technology
w0... | 8 | 19.25 | |
1661756523 | 1661757849 | t3_x0i3re | t5_2to41 | 13 | CouchPtato: TIFU by sexing my wife with the penis
Well Reddit today I've fucked up, you see, I have this wife who I get it on with on the regular. As in sex. So we were feeling froggy today watching Big Bang Theory and we ended up just doing it right there on the sofa. But there was a big problem, I had gotten so horny... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1661764090 | 1661789433 | t3_x0k14p | t5_2to41 | 76 | casual_xbox_addict: TIFU by telling someone my friend is 16
I [m16] have a friend who is currently away in Italy [f16]. They've been lying about their age to a few people to get drinks and go out partying and I understand that, the issue first rose up almost a month ago when they said they intended to have sex with a 2... | 8 | 9.5 | |
1661765364 | 1661812315 | t3_x0kci8 | t5_2to41 | 487 | ThrowawayyyholeAd4: TIFU by explaining a tampon to my 5YO daughter
Today. Wife having terrible period, yells from downstairs toilet “get me a tampon!”.
I’m upstairs, grab one, see my daughter, think I can outsource this.
Me: “honey can you go give this to mommy?”
Her:”what is this?”
Me:”its a tampon for mommy”
Her... | 9 | 54.111111 | |
1661767866 | 1661970399 | t3_x0l0f1 | t5_2to41 | 115 | [deleted]: tifu by telling a girl my boyfriend fucked me.
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murr77: You marked your territory like a boss. You levelled up 
ejustme: You all just sound young and inexperienced to me.
Today all 3 of you fucked up. Your friend was out of line, you took it too far, and y... | 6 | 19.166667 | |
1661754322 | 1661778245 | t3_x0hi67 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by teaching my kid how to throw...in German.
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Marcel___: The german word for grenade is Granate, but there is an island in the Carribean that's called Grenada, soo... do with that what you want
mrdalliardwevebeen: Technically, no fuck up then
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1661770233 | 1661771564 | t3_x0lnkj | t5_2to41 | 24 | sourlemongrove: TIFU by nearly committing infanticide
Late night Target runs are Banned now. My roommates and two other friends all went to target because the two friends don't drive and needed some stuff. I immediately started being the responsible one because college kids + 8 pm + Target = Chaos. I was also at a 7 ho... | 4 | 6 | |
1661771406 | 1661834267 | t3_x0m0cp | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU By telling my gf my darkest secret.
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StranglesMcWhiskey: Seek therapy.
ConferenceOk1110: You are probably right. But it's important to understand that it's also normal to 'fantasize' or dream about stuff like this.. "intrusive thoughts of harm" is a very common thing.
However.. It is troubling... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1661771858 | 1661835675 | t3_x0m55i | t5_2to41 | 40 | imhungrybutits2am: TIFU by Pavlov-ing myself into associating melatonin with horniness
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The_Dark_Ferret: Stop taking melatonin for a few months to let your body reset. Take magnesium instead. Magnesium is a natural muscle relaxer, it will turn you into a limp noodle.
InfamousAnimal: Carefully with this it can ... | 5 | 8 | |
1661772914 | 1661881037 | t3_x0mglx | t5_2to41 | 159 | ButterflyMountain656: TIFU by accidentally showing a nude to my religious family
I think this happens to people very often,but let me tell you something. I (21f) am a virgin. I grew up in a religious household where sexuality has always been a taboo theme. My internet used to be restricted and my parents made sure to k... | 10 | 15.9 | |
1661773369 | 1661776838 | t3_x0mlo1 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling everyone my roommates plan for cleaning our bathroom
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HubblePie: Honestly, I don’t see why it’s such a weird thing. It makes sense to just wipe it down, especially when it’s not really dirty but could use a little touch up.
jjthulhu: The thing is it was dirty. Theres 4 sweaty and hai... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1661776936 | 1661778052 | t3_x0nstm | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting robbed by a prostitute
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llamasLoot: Report that shit
Astraeus-Bearson: Where do you report a whiskey dick?
llamasLoot: Good question...
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1661774824 | 1661830913 | t3_x0n2mq | t5_2to41 | 4 | SonicMaster211: TIFU By Checking GamePass
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A-Bullshit-Theory: This is literally just something that people do daily. You gonna avoid game pass forever?
Not a TIFU.
SonicMaster211: Uh.... I don't go through Game Pass daily. The FU comes from remembering the game.
RudeSprinkles1240: Get over it.
SonicMaster211:... | 11 | 0.363636 | |
1661773447 | 1661779529 | t3_x0mmjx | t5_2to41 | 5 | Medical_Mix6379: TIFU by not going to the toilet
I was probably 10 when this happened to me and i still feel embarrassed to this day. So basically my dad got invited to a festival or concert or whatever u wanna call it. We went to the church and then he got invited to a big palace which to this day i don't know what ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1661778674 | 1661819181 | t3_x0oeui | t5_2to41 | 2,343 | NoTattoos4Me: TIFU when I mentioned my mom's tattoo
Last night my uncle showed up at the house unannounced. I (17m) informed him that my mom and dad were out for the evening. I could tell my uncle had been drinking and seemed kind of confused about what to say or do next, so I invited him in and said I was gonna call m... | 12 | 195.25 | |
1661763207 | 1661792660 | t3_x0jssb | t5_2to41 | 13 | PerceptionJolly: TIFU by having a milkshake before going on bobsled coaster
90 degree weather heat…. i was practically melting. me, my sister, and my father made our way over to the shake shack. me and my father chuckled as we joked about milk shake licenses.. heh. get it? the spongebob episode? anyways… we acquired ou... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1661780059 | 1661788536 | t3_x0ox9d | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by accusing my partner of giving me an STI
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Ocean_Spice: Man, you really don’t seem to trust your partner at all...
Playful_Nature2131: Put yourself in my shoes, your vagina, anus and clitoris start burning like an unholy hell fire. You get the treatment for a yeast infection that's worked befo... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1661781066 | 1661810339 | t3_x0papx | t5_2to41 | 8 | Erectionlord55: TIFU by being with a girl i wasn't attracted to.
The usual this didn't happen today but a couple of weeks ago blablabla.
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So i had been out of the dating scene for a couple of years, but now decided it was time to start a bit again. So obviously my little guy down below was really aching f... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1661782182 | 1661804505 | t3_x0pqk2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Chris9770: TIFU - My porn connected to a neighbors Bluetooth device.
My girlfriend has been out of town for a few days so I have had some alone time at home. I pulled up a video on my phone (A Riley Reid squirt compilation to be exact) and soon began to notice that there was no sound.
I played the video for a couple mi... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1661782345 | 1661796094 | t3_x0psul | t5_2to41 | 211 | Far-Hat3075: TIFU by telling my brother a TV show trivia fact
The post below contains trivia about the show The Mandalorian that may or may not ruin the show for you.
My brother and I are fans of the show The Mandalorian.
Yesterday, when he came over, we talked about the show a little bit. He was telling me how he di... | 3 | 70.333333 | |
1661743689 | 1661785565 | t3_x0ebkh | t5_2to41 | 5 | fading__blue: TIFU by taking a picture of a sign
It's important to note for this story that I'm white.
So earlier today I was running errands with my mother, and we stopped at the supermarket for a few things. As we were walking up to the doors, we noticed a sign saying the EBT system - basically, food assistance for ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1661786518 | 1661799915 | t3_x0rg2n | t5_2to41 | 16 | candiedloveapple: TIFU by sleeping with my ex's friend on his birthday party
Didn't happen today, but this weekend.
My ex and I met this weekend for the first time in over three years for a party.
We have stayed extremely close friends but we live far apart from esch other so we haven't seen each other since we ended... | 4 | 4 | |
1661791117 | 1661794340 | t3_x0tbgc | t5_2to41 | -30 | throwra-therapyhelp: TIFU by going in my 17 year old daughter’s car to steal her gum
My (38M) daughter (17) was on her way to school earlier this morning. I made her aware that I was going to grab something from her car really quick before she left (I just wanted to steal one of her many gum packs, to be honest.) I ope... | 8 | -3.75 | |
1661791328 | 1661792442 | t3_x0telq | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing a girl.
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doctorhino: Good job making up a completely not believable story. It was creative but you made the ending too dramatic.
Virtura: It was the "crowd cheered back" bit that really got me lol
doctorhino: A crowd at a meet and greet at a local coffee shop, engaged enough to chee... | 4 | 3 | |
1661791858 | 1661802167 | t3_x0tm1p | t5_2to41 | 38 | Kelly2fly: TIFU by smoking with a stranger/coworker
I (f44) usually bring my smokes to work. However, yesterday I left them at home. So of course I said “yes” when asked by a young guy (m25ish) yesterday if I wanted to smoke with him.
He said to meet him behind one of the stores. And he offered up his car since it ha... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1661792556 | 1663028811 | t3_x0twh2 | t5_2to41 | -21 | imstupid007: TIFU by being a dumb ass and possibly ruining my marriage
First time posting on a throwaway account.
So the FU started over a week ago and came to a head this weekend. My wife (34f) and I (35M) have a good relationship. We have the normal married things that come up as all couples.
To start with the FU... | 5 | -4.2 | |
1661793003 | 1661881498 | t3_x0u2xf | t5_2to41 | 29,184 | FlashasaurusJr: TIFU By Choosing My Girlfriend Over My Job
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Canadbis: Sounds like she chose her job over you. I'm sure the boss gave her a similar speech. Either way, start looking for a better job now. Good luck!
FlashasaurusJr: Can’t get the smell of Marlboro Reds outta my sofa, so I guess that’s the last... | 13 | 2,244.923077 | |
1661795463 | 1661801262 | t3_x0v3bk | t5_2to41 | 161 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally destroying my parents' entire backyard
My folks are getting on in years, and they are increasingly unable to take care of basic tasks around the house. So I visit them on weekends to help clean up, water the lawn, wash the dishes, etc.
My mom's pride and joy, for her entire adult life, ... | 9 | 17.888889 | |
1661795615 | 1661796668 | t3_x0v5gf | t5_2to41 | 4 | BeastSunset: TIFU by going to New Olreans
Made this account just to post this.
Obligatory, this happened a couple of months ago. I (23M) and my 3 friends, we'll call them J (22M), K (23M), and W (22M) decided to drive to New Orleans for a Music Festival. We live in Maryland so this was about an 18 hour drive to get th... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1661799931 | 1661814582 | t3_x0wxku | t5_2to41 | 1,163 | [deleted]: TIFU by melting/burning a PVC sex toy in my oven.
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essketitandyeetballs: have you explained to your gf yet?? hopefully she finds this as funny as i did, and hopefully no real damage was done, other than the loss of a trusty toy haha
kingdom_tarts: Yes I explained the whole thing to her while she was... | 8 | 145.375 | |
1661799902 | 1661933157 | t3_x0wx4u | t5_2to41 | 4 | NytexxderGott: Tifu by accidentally destroying my schools iPad
Ok before my short story which fucked my day up starts I have to do at least a little explanation: The school i go to was even before Corona advanced compared to other schools and everybody had a Teams account for school however we didn’t have much use for ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1661804393 | 1661805152 | t3_x0yql8 | t5_2to41 | 21 | lostNdelirous: TIFU by going to the wrong class and then lying instead of just saying what happend
So school just started back up and I'm trying to get used to the new classes. I've done pretty good but last Friday I slipped up. So after 4th period I'm supposed to go to the other side of the school for drivers Ed( keep... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1661804868 | 1661816762 | t3_x0yxjs | t5_2to41 | 1,045 | xfilessage: TIFU by bringing a dead animal across international borders
Recently I flew from the US back to Canada after spending a month with my partner. When I was sitting in the airport in Boston, I noticed a bad smell, and it seemed like it might have been coming from my backpack.
Keep in mind that I was at my gat... | 7 | 149.285714 | |
1661805387 | 1661809410 | t3_x0z5dw | t5_2to41 | 7 | drakelineous: TIFU by thinking I was tipping generously
Happened over the weekend. More elaborate than I thought to meet the minimum word count I guess.
It was our anniversary and I wanted to surprise her so I made reservations for a nice French restaurant the month before. We try and have a date night at least once a... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1661806181 | 1661817494 | t3_x0zha9 | t5_2to41 | 136 | waltrides: TIFU telling my S/O I didn't want to move out of the country with her
I (31 m) have been going steady with my girlfriend (27 f) for a couple of months- we literally had celebrated our two month "anniversary" last week. We've been aligned in almost every way- we have similar religious upbringings and still h... | 4 | 34 | |
1661806226 | 1661806684 | t3_x0zhyy | t5_2to41 | 28 | Safe-Pie-7485: TIFU when I ate again outside of meals while I'm trying to lose weight.
It might sound completely stupid to someone people. But I just need to get this out.
I've always been overweight, it's something I've always struggled with.
But recently I've started again to try and lose weight to be at a healthy... | 4 | 7 | |
1661807355 | 1661808699 | t3_x0zzag | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU: Messed up trying to apply for a job; any advice appreciated
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WereALLBotsHere: You know some jobs have you do more than one interview right?
Mydearfriend_042: No it was a different person, they didnt ask anything about a second interview, they just asked for an interview at the same place I jus... | 5 | 2 | |
1661807138 | 1661807807 | t3_x0zw11 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Medical_Mix6379: TIFU by masturbating in my dad's shop
TIFU by masturbating in my dad's shop
I was basically 13 or maybe even 12 and it was the beginning of puberty to me. I "discovered" what's masturbating and how it works and i was kinda very excited about it just like every kid at that age. So once i was in my dad'... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1661808928 | 1661843747 | t3_x10m91 | t5_2to41 | 8 | MalmalakePir: TIFU by buying a gaming chair
Last week my parents came to visit me for a few days. I was scrolling through my phone when I saw a deal for a Razer gaming chair with 150$ off the original. A few minutes later, my mom asked whether I needed money for anything and I said "yeaaah, my current chair is not so g... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1661810956 | 1661874168 | t3_x11fcz | t5_2to41 | 206 | shaqtasticjr: TIFU by flirting with my SIL
Was texting the SIL (younger, blonde, we send maybe 1 text a week to each other) and accidentally sent a winky face telling her she can come over any time. Context was we have the full LOTR director's cut movie set and she wanted to watch. It was supposed to be a buddy-buddy "... | 8 | 25.75 | |
1661812024 | 1661814492 | t3_x11ud9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | usernameshouldbelong: TIFU by not replacing the car registration sticker immediately
I got my car registration renewal some days ago. I didn't put my new sticker on the windshield immediately thinking I could just do it later since the current one is not expired yet. Then I left it on the seats and totally forgot about... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1661812918 | 1662495341 | t3_x1277d | t5_2to41 | 23 | alphamale_011: TIFU by booty calling and getting caught
Today (Actually not really today) some time ago. I want to share this so that some of you might learn a thing or two. Some time ago my wife and her sister and my baby daughter of 3 or six months of age went on a trip for a week. Her sister was visiting the country... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1661813684 | 1661898242 | t3_x12hxv | t5_2to41 | 17 | ComradeMajor19: TIFU by swapping cake ingredients
This is going to be a very short story, and vastly different from the current trends in this sub. After this obligatory "I'm on mobile" statement, we can get going...
Today, I fancied one of those mug cakes sitting in my cabinet. For those who don't know, it's powder... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1661815584 | 1661815878 | t3_x1388w | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with a girl
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Yen79: This is
a) not a fuckup and
b) not how tl;dr is used.
bigdickenergy7inch: I am new to this thing. Lol
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1661817031 | 1661868833 | t3_x13rsx | t5_2to41 | 16,331 | __acedia: TIFU by taking friends to a taco festival in the UK, it was in a venue with the same EXACT name in Canada
TIFU by not reading the small print on an event poster for a taco festival. and it was in another country. I'm in London, UK.
I found a taco festival event online and have been hyping it up to my friends... | 10 | 1,633.1 | |
1661818557 | 1661884383 | t3_x14c4d | t5_2to41 | 382 | TheTricksterJesus: TIFU by not getting in the backseat.
So this happened two weeks ago and only now did I get the hint. I was in class with this very attractive girl I don’t know super well but well enough to get along with and talk to pretty often. More than acquaintances. She brings up the fact that she doesn’t have ... | 12 | 31.833333 | |
1661819466 | 1661833459 | t3_x14nzu | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing $1500 to a "friend" on social media
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AcrobaticSource3: So you actually know this person irl? Do they go to your college? A trip to the dean’s office is an option, breaking their kneecaps is another
[deleted]: We are not in college together and they are a much older adult than me which... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1661820532 | 1661874322 | t3_x151ky | t5_2to41 | 4,999 | BadAtBJS: TIFU giving my husband road head.
Tl;dr at bottom.
I wasn’t going to make this into a throwaway account, but my husband and best friend convinced me, so here we are.
This particular FU happened back in Feb 2020, I was trying to think up something fun and romantic for Valentine’s Day. My husband and I hav... | 9 | 555.444444 | |
1661822545 | 1661857481 | t3_x15s7b | t5_2to41 | 5 | jeremy1009: TIFU by going to the gym and saying hi to my girlfriend
TIFU by going to the gym and saying hi to my girlfriend. So I m(21) have recently started going to the gym. I’ve always tried to go and have done so in the past but after a while I always quit. The gym I go to is my neighborhood gym. It’s a very small ... | 5 | 1 | |
1661822852 | 1661838821 | t3_x15w5l | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwaway84212488: TIFU by falling in love with a girl I met online
I had been in a relationship for around 2 years. Then, during the last year it came to and end. Months ago, I started talking with a girl online and my feelings for her started to grow. The problem is that she has a boyfriend. She complained to me bef... | 4 | 1 | |
1661826179 | 1661835393 | t3_x173a1 | t5_2to41 | 1,179 | camptigerclaw22: TIFU by texting my husband a list of questions to ask our potential new landlord
Tomorrow we will find out if we get this apartment we really want. We had a meeting with the owners of the building and they’re so awesome. Later, I text my husband a list of questions to ask when he goes to see the apartm... | 4 | 294.75 | |
1661827784 | 1661830095 | t3_x17nw7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | f15eagl: Tifu by dropping my moms car keys into the water
So I (17M) horrifically fucked up by dropping my mothers car keys off of a dock. So some context is that I am currently living on a 38’ sailboat with my family. My mom said “who wants to go and put the laundry in the car?” Me being the person I am, I said “dibs... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1661830548 | 1661836021 | t3_x18lrf | t5_2to41 | 17 | burritosupremedream: TIFU because my boyfriends dad saw me naked
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onebadmex66: Out of curiosity why does it matter? He has seen a naked woman at least once. Are you religious? I don’t want to give you the wrong impression, but seriously, why does it bother you? It’s not a TIFU unless you lose something (a rel... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1661831145 | 1661832752 | t3_x18sqa | t5_2to41 | 10 | FellowHuman4u: TIFU by peeing on a man
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TexasPenguin99: Vote for Pedro!
FellowHuman4u: Please do. He’s hot. Had to cool him down somehow I guess..
TexasPenguin99: It's definitely not the end of the world. If someone can't handle some misplaced bodily fluids they shouldn't be facing sex.
FellowHuman4u: Preciate... | 5 | 2 | |
1661831715 | 1661833719 | t3_x18z8o | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching my dad
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Rickk020: It all depends on how old she is thb
Brad4569: She's 21 he's 50
Jessejia: were you trying to get in the girls pants?
Brad4569: Nope
Jessejia: what the fuck lol you’re dads a gangster and i aspire to be him. you shoulda had beers over it wtf.
Brad4569: It was less t... | 8 | 0.625 | |
1661838177 | 1661887681 | t3_x1ay20 | t5_2to41 | 57 | IPostMyStupidity: TIFU by putting Icy Hot on my dick
Just to start off I DON’T recommend anyone trying this. The pain keeps getting worse and I’ve never thought of chopping my dick off until now.
How I got here is that my SO was having back issues so we decided to try Icy Hot (we have both never used it). After apply... | 10 | 5.7 | |
1661841398 | 1661899227 | t3_x1bufn | t5_2to41 | 234 | rando-4522: tifu by dying my hair
Sorry if this is confusing, it happened an hour ago and I'm still stunned, I(f22) have always had really nice hair, everyone mentions it looks so healthy and soft, asks what i use, etc. Basically I have nice hair and I like my hair a lot. Recently I decided to change it up and add some... | 7 | 33.428571 | |
1661843940 | 1661871508 | t3_x1cj5a | t5_2to41 | 18 | AstronomerOk7412: TIFU by forgetting how printers work
TIFU by forgetting how a printer works
Some background: Right now I'm doing the audit shift at my work. We have a system update happening at like 1:00 a.m. this morning. So I had to print everything off like an hour before then. I was mostly worried because I knew... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1661845122 | 1661864839 | t3_x1ctvu | t5_2to41 | 7 | Axisoflint: TIFU by knocking over a glass of water
So obligatory actually last night - tl;dr knocked over glass of water, ruined PC.
During COVID I bought myself a new PC. Mine was quite old and even though graphics card prices were high I picked up a 3060 ti and a decent set of other parts for a new computer. Everyth... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1661845981 | 1661846866 | t3_x1d1sr | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By leaving Motor's battery outside.
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raven080068: Um what? Is this something that happens in places like India where they have weird engineering or something?
Divisionec: No. I'm from Finland And I said "Battery." because I don't know the name of the thing that keeps the power on. (If that's wh... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1661852120 | 1661853672 | t3_x1em53 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Fristan420: tifu by going to the wellness/spa/sauna alone.
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InfiniteBusiness0: You didn’t fuck up. You were assaulted.
Fristan420: Sometimes it feels like my own fault
impairedblur: i kind of get what you are saying but i think you were in a shock and that influenced your passive reaction. the moment someone a... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1661852953 | 1661865493 | t3_x1etyy | t5_2to41 | 20 | messed_up_big_eff: tifu don't think I flushed the toilet at a cuddle turned hook up
This other redditor and I had been talking for a week or so. I answered his post was about cuddles and conversation. Finally we were both able to meet up tonight.
Everything is going great both getting our cuddle on. It then turns se... | 4 | 5 | |
1661857131 | 1661874834 | t3_x1g12i | t5_2to41 | 9,464 | PineapplePunishment: TIFU talking to kids about sex
A week ago my aunt asked me (18m) to babysit her two 12 year old boys aka my twin cousins. I accepted the babysitting job without hesitation. It was easy money and my cousins are intimidatingly cool for their age. However, as soon as I was alone with my cousins, it be... | 19 | 498.105263 | |
1661847830 | 1661859611 | t3_x1dik4 | t5_2to41 | 23 | biggurlbigwrld: Tifu by hitting a rock with the lawn mower
I thought I’d pick up the slack for my husband while he’s on a business trip by tidying up the backyard. I mentioned it in passing to him and he was not thrilled by me taking over his task. I was determined to though and added it to my honey do list. Today was ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1661860928 | 1661863870 | t3_x1h9aj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU when I made my girlfriend cry
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shittysportsscience: If your girlfriend comes here to read this (which based on your writing it sounds like you hope she does), know that this is another form of manipulation to be “caught” being desperately sorry rather than to really internalize the weight of no... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1661864279 | 1661867890 | t3_x1igsi | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying from illegal website
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skylinesend: If you must use a sketchy website, go buy a visa gift card and use that to pay.
stupids_fucker: Nah I'm good 🙂
StumpNuts: "I hope you also learn"
Sounds like you didn't learn shit.
SethMalcolm1: How do you gather that? The comment you replied to is... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1661865376 | 1661866537 | t3_x1iw3n | t5_2to41 | 17 | Whale329999: TIFU by masturbating with a water bottle
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jdawgnc: This is literally the dumbest thing I've ever read. Doesn't make any sense at all...
Unusual_SnowStorm0: THANK YOU!!! I couldn't follow the story at all. It was all over the place.
Whale329999: Yeah! That was your first mistake!
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1661865571 | 1661868636 | t3_x1iyp8 | t5_2to41 | 42 | darwhyte: TIFU By Playing Strip Poker During a Church Service
The obligatory this didn't happen today, but many years ago.
In the neighbourhood I grew up in, there was a small church. Each year in late May/early June the Church would build a covered platform stage in the parking lot for the purposes of holding servi... | 3 | 14 | |
1661866856 | 1661891719 | t3_x1jg5a | t5_2to41 | 1,193 | Volt_Alpha: TIFU by spiking my iPhone into a toilet full of my own poo
So yesterday was my cake day after 4 years of lurking without a single post or comment, and I was wondering what my first post should be, but I couldn't think of anything good until this happened about 10 minutes ago. Unfortunately it couldn't even ... | 12 | 99.416667 | |
1661867938 | 1661869713 | t3_x1juuy | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU because I told my bf somenthing I now regret saying
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RissoldeChocolate: What he afraid of? taking blood? thats some children atittude.
unicornpoweerr: He is afraid of the outcome
RissoldeChocolate: Thats a dumb logic. I like driving with my eyes closed because I dont want to see if i crash.
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1661868281 | 1661871526 | t3_x1k001 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Miawuascht: TIFU by accidentally showing a video to my therapist
This happened just an hour ago:
So right before I met her I was watching a video about the russian drug "Krokodil", idk I watched it because I thought it was interesting because I've been following a lot of Real Crime Documentaries and videos similar t... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1661871140 | 1661872352 | t3_x1l4tc | t5_2to41 | 7 | North_Korean_Jesus: TIFU by intentionally teaching my nephew the wrong meaning of “butt buddy”
So this happened this week. My brother and I have a long standing pranking rivalry, starting when he taught my first kid to ask “why incessantly.” This week I saw the opportunity to extract my revenge.
My 7 year old nephe... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1661871333 | 1661871866 | t3_x1l7j7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by intentionally teaching my nephew the wrong meaning of “butt buddy”
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jamesinboise: You included a non interested person. You are the asshole.
You've potentially screwed up this kid's immediate social development over trying to prank your brother.
North_Korean_Jesus: Definitely an asshole, bu... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1661871559 | 1662657722 | t3_x1lapw | t5_2to41 | 2 | Badpigs101: TIFU by not wearing a t shirt under my vest
This was around the time of year 7 or 8 where they regularly took sports team photos for parents to buy to show you in the school sports team. At the time I was selected to be in the running and cross country team where they require you to wear a vest top which wa... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1661874843 | 1661876917 | t3_x1mnp7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Fragrant-Educator745: TIFU by not knowing my new roommates toilet didn't flush.
Throwaway account so my family doesn't find out.
Today I fucked up by not knowing my roommate's toilet literally doesn't flush. I wake up at 8am feeling a little bit sick and use the restroom. Do my business. Clean up. Stand up. Flush. To... | 4 | 3 | |
1661874769 | 1661891238 | t3_x1mmnu | t5_2to41 | 40 | DrunkProntoPup: TIFU by taking Communion at a wedding
TIFU by taking communion at the wedding
There may be surveillance video of the following. I am really trying to get my hands on it and promise to share if I do.
I was at a wedding this last weekend, it was a beautiful, perfect day. We actually rolled into the par... | 8 | 5 | |
1661875337 | 1661876535 | t3_x1mvhx | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying porn from a woman whose age I don’t know
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Ephidiel: Aren't you going to hell anyway for this?
gamerweeb623: Nope! According to the Bible, as long as you believe in Jesus as your Lord and savior, you go to Heaven.
Ephidiel: Is it that easy? Did they do away with cardinal sins?
gamerwee... | 5 | 2 |
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