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1412744569 | 1412749276 | t3_2imtv3 | t5_2to41 | 18 | royal_antelope: TIFU by taking an Instagram photo
Tonight, my boyfriend of a month and a half invited me over after he got home from work. He had gotten me a little token of appreciation for helping him through some rough patches; a potted purple orchid. I delighted over them immediately. I had never gotten flowers fr... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1412743557 | 1412781518 | t3_2imsif | t5_2to41 | 3 | simianside: TIFU... By Backing Up My Phone
(Male) This happened 5 years ago. but is truly TIFU. I used to work in a large government department, One lunch when foraging for food in the city, I put my phone down and forgot it. Raced back to where I was and luckily it was still there. Yay I said very loudly in my head... | 3 | 1 | |
1412743799 | 1412745980 | t3_2imsuj | t5_2to41 | 8 | Lurk4everz: TIFU by making my teacher swear for possibly the first time
Hey there Reddit, I've been a big lurker and this is one of my favourite sub-reddits to browse and today I have fucked up. A little information, the catering course we have at my school is taught by my one and only teacher and we pretty much make f... | 4 | 2 | |
1412745264 | 1412746054 | t3_2imunv | t5_2to41 | 6 | thayerslayer: TIFU Im drunk and I got the biggest interview of my life tomorrow
Benerino: Go to bed
thayerslayer: I love you
tabascothecat: Throw up whatever you have in your stomach, drink water and sleep.
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1412745261 | 1412790203 | t3_2imunr | t5_2to41 | 99 | I-Masturbated: TIFU by getting into a Masturbation Contest at work and bragging about my victory to my boss.
A few months ago in my office I ended up getting involved in a Masturbation Contest.
"It is very unprofessional to have a Masturbation Contest at work."
Yes, I know.
Everyone in my department at work is ra... | 7 | 14.142857 | |
1412742048 | 1412825878 | t3_2imqc3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by mixing eggnog and protein powder
Today, I came home after going to the gym and thought it might be a good idea to mix eggnog and protein powder. I got my blender bottle thing, some milk, protein powder, and eggnog and mixed 3/4 of milk and 1/4 of eggnog + the protein powder. My stomach doesn't still ... | 3 | 3 | |
1412746362 | 1412778190 | t3_2imvxc | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by Trying to Convince my Mom I Was Jesus
So this fuck up actually happened years back, but it had repercussions today, so I figure it qualifies. Anyway.
When I was younger, in my awkward Jr. High years, I went through that “phase”. I don’t really know what to call it. I wouldn’t really call it a Goth ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1412745341 | 1412826023 | t3_2imurp | t5_2to41 | 3,540 | possibleleper: TIFU by having an unconventional breakfast. (NSFW)
A bit of backstory:
I have a good friend who lives a couple of hours away from me, the next state over. Occasionally, I'll drive out to his house and we hang out. In an adult way.
So. A couple of days ago, I drove four hours/two states away to spend... | 12 | 295 | |
1412744118 | 1412812689 | t3_2imt9n | t5_2to41 | 6 | Stoneskinsnake: TIFU by sending mail to a friend with my name instead of hers
So, basically... (This actually happened over the course of a few days, but I just found out about my screw-up)
I'm currently deployed to Afghanistan, and I've been getting paid a sizeable amount of money to be here. So I am with an excess o... | 3 | 2 | |
1412747799 | 1412805593 | t3_2imxlu | t5_2to41 | 466 | MeesaHugeDickface: TIFU by showing my stepdad I am a horny scumbag
Alright, so this happened a few years back. I grew up in a strict household, and grades mattered very much to my mother. One year I got straight A's on a report card and I was rewarded with an iPod. As I was a horny dude I 'used' it to help me find porn... | 8 | 58.25 | |
1412744585 | 1412749397 | t3_2imtvl | t5_2to41 | 42 | Doostin03: TIFU by lying naked on my bed.
So to preface this story, I have a cat. A kitten really. She's about 4 months old still very much curious and very playful.
So on to my fuck up... I was lying on my bed, naked, after showering. While lying there my cat decided to jump up onto the bed and lie down between my le... | 3 | 14 | |
1412751875 | 1412812053 | t3_2in1v4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | thescartographer: TIFU by quizzing my drunk friend
Not necessarily a big fuck up, I may be able to salvage something, but the awkward moment that ensued was palatable. This happened about an hour ago.
Background- I've been friends with this girl for about six months. We met at an open mic at one of the bars near the... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1412760732 | 1412788468 | t3_2in9qd | t5_2to41 | 126 | hipppppppppp: TIFU by getting high and trying to be sneaky NSFW
So this story starts last night when my roommates and I (along with a large group of people from our school) went our for a quiz night at local pub. I ended up drinking more than I should have, and continued drinking until I got home, where one of my room... | 6 | 21 | |
1412759327 | 1412801927 | t3_2in8jn | t5_2to41 | 8 | Argonautica1: TIFU by drinking Clorox.
A couple of weeks ago iFu. I was sleeping at my grandmas house because of family problems. I got up in the middle of the night (2am) to get a drink.
Walked into the kitchen. Saw a cup sitting on the counter that I THOUGHT was water. Turns out, Clorox.
Called poison control, go... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1412758084 | 1412763779 | t3_2in7i1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | vidzy: TIFU by throwing my retainer plate into a bin at McDonalds
When I was 10, my grandmother took me to McDonalds for lunch, as she normally did. I was wearing a plate at the time, which I had to remove to eat then put back into my mouth when I finished. I didn't have my container in my pocket, so I wrapped the plat... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1412762658 | 1412795716 | t3_2inbdr | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching BBW in class
So im in year 9 drama class, its kinda boring so me and a friend thought it would be funny to watch BBW porn in class.While my teacher(female) is talking to the class, i get out my phone search it up and we start watching while trying to contain our laughter at the same time. Ev... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1412762958 | 1412810510 | t3_2inbmk | t5_2to41 | 17 | misslizzah: TIFU by confusing appendicitis for needing to poop
So this TIFU was from a few weeks ago (9/11-9/13), but fuck it.
Let me start with a little context. I'm pre-diabetic, on metformin, and have had a horrible ingrown toenail that keeps coming back and getting infected. Also, I work as a medical assistant... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1412762969 | 1412764290 | t3_2inbmv | t5_2to41 | 31 | Lobsterbanana: TIFU by taking a pre-meeting dump
qbguy: That is pretty hot I must say.
RibeyeMediumRare: Bonerful
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1412766977 | 1412795454 | t3_2infdb | t5_2to41 | 387 | [deleted]: TIFU By Watching Salad Fingers On Shrooms
This happened a few years ago
Anyway, I was with a few friends one weekend and we decided to acquire some "magic" mushrooms. 1/4 ounce of gold caps to be exact. My friends had never done shrooms...I was the only one with any experience (I had eaten half a gram of ga... | 10 | 38.7 | |
1412769279 | 1412776930 | t3_2inhyj | t5_2to41 | 27 | EyePatchedEm: TIFU by lending my boyfriend money for petrol
Little bit of backstory first. I'm 21, he's 29. We've been together about 14 months. Earlier this year I was supporting him because he couldn't get a job, and because of that, we couldn't get a place to live. He had no money because he didn't listen to me when... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1412762373 | 1412787968 | t3_2inb3q | t5_2to41 | 15 | RuthlessAnalQueen: TIFU by missing my flight.
No one truly likes flying. It's generally stressful, there's always something or someone that pisses you off (screaming babies, delays), and you're more than likely not feeling 100% when getting to your final destination.
So here comes: alcohol! We all love those 9 dollar ... | 5 | 3 | |
1412771646 | 1412866259 | t3_2inkvu | t5_2to41 | 2,628 | readysteadyjedi: TIFU by letting a coworker take a nap at his desk
This was about [ten years ago](http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/2iodmt/user_takes_the_title_of_today_i_fucked_up/), first proper job out of college working for a 60 person company that fixed and resold servers. I had just got my own works... | 26 | 101.076923 | |
1412773078 | 1412789168 | t3_2inmry | t5_2to41 | 143 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my parents believe I'm gay
So this hapened when I was 13 and very naive.
It was summer and I was roled in kayak camp were I made lots of friends including one called Igor who becomes relevant later on. Upon coming back home I received an email by a friend which mentioned this online chat webs... | 4 | 35.75 | |
1412773812 | 1412794235 | t3_2innts | t5_2to41 | 92 | MoDat32: TIFU by not bringing my own lunch to work.
Me and my wife are newlyweds. We just bought a house and are trying to pay down our student loans. She usually packs me a lunch every day but, this week was crazy and we didn't have time to prepare anything ahead of time.
Not a big deal- I work in a pretty big city ... | 9 | 10.222222 | |
1412773714 | 1412778023 | t3_2innp1 | t5_2to41 | 191 | nalexisone: TIFU by riding my son's Razor scooter.
So I walked my kids to school and one of them brought their scooter. Scooters are big thing around this neighbourhood. I dropped them off and took the scooter back home with me. After I got to the top of the hill I got on and rode it because it was faster than walking.... | 4 | 47.75 | |
1412776422 | 1412797226 | t3_2inrrg | t5_2to41 | 116 | indifferentseahorses: TIFU by slicing my nipple and breaking my ribs with a bass guitar
So a bit of context: I play bass guitar in my school jazz band. We had a 'gig' last weekend (not strictly today but who cares really...?) which I was playing in.
Halfway through the gig, I'm jumping around and going crazy like I al... | 5 | 23.2 | |
1412775502 | 1412976648 | t3_2inqci | t5_2to41 | 6 | Rebound40: TIFU - By Giving my Teacher my Phone
Well today I fucked up
Some quick context
My religion teacher thinks I'm pretty retarded due to the information you will find below
A few months back I hosted a party In a warehouse that several hundreds of people and some 11 pepper spray cans were necessary by securit... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1412762153 | 1412970538 | t3_2inaw2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | ireallylikebeards: TIFU by peeing into a coffee cup because there's a mouse outside my room and I'm too scared of mice to go outside
I've had a mouse in my house for the last couple of weeks. I have a severe phobia of mice, to the point where I shriek hysterically, start crying, run and hide in my room for hours, canno... | 8 | 2 | |
1412778819 | 1412798176 | t3_2invs5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Auto_Bullshit: tifu by accidentally cracking a fish tank in my local aquarium
I was out visiting my local aquarium, thinking it'd be safe to lean on the tank, I did, and nothing happened. One of my friends said "you can't do that" and I said "It's fine, even if I punched it full pelt it wouldn't break." he said "Go on... | 7 | 2 | |
1412779950 | 1412782955 | t3_2inxmm | t5_2to41 | 3 | obviousthrowaway456: TIFU by having a 14 inch penis
heylookmatt: *TIFU by not knowing how to read a tape measure.
Guinness2702: It seems to be a rule in this sub, as of late, to have a completely misleading title.
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1412780343 | 1412874663 | t3_2inyd8 | t5_2to41 | 74 | ItsMrQ: TIFU by trying to act like a big shot at a job interview.
I'll try to keep it short.
I quit my job about a month ago. I was really tired and so fed up with that job I couldn't take it any more. I had some money saved up so I decided to just quit and take a month off.
I applied to this job and got an intervi... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1412784477 | 1412822915 | t3_2io5yc | t5_2to41 | 310 | marking_my_territory: TIFU by not securing the vaginal perimeter before standing up from the toilet. [semi-NSFW]
Okay, first an ounce of back story. Over the weekend, I had some pretty rough, but glorious sex with my husband. Fast forward a few days, my period decides to show up and it was pretty bad on the rag-ter s... | 8 | 38.75 | |
1412776921 | 1413032546 | t3_2inslp | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking it was save to release a human nitrogen bomb in class...
So today I was in class and my teacher was telling a long and boring story so I was kind of drifting away in my own thoughts like I usually do. Suddenly I feel this urge to fart and try to let it out quietly so I do my utmost best to r... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1412742316 | 1412800655 | t3_2imqqj | t5_2to41 | 13 | answay1: TIFU by telling someone about my porno writing
So I am in college at a big school and have been having trouble making friends. The cafeteria is usually the place where I make my attempts to sit with new people in an effort to make friends. I sat with a young man today and we started talking. Things seemed to b... | 10 | 1.3 | |
1412786838 | 1412816545 | t3_2ioadp | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheKrazyR: TIFU by signing into steam on College computers
This was yesterday and today. Yesterday at college I signed into steam and it turns out I left my account open and today I woke up with a missing steam inventory worth around £350.
tl;dr - steam gets me steamy.
XIthrowaway: I call bullshit. When you sign in o... | 4 | 2 | |
1412787250 | 1412982020 | t3_2iob6z | t5_2to41 | 6 | DaRealWabbit: TIFU by ordering toys
So I just realized this happened and I may or may not be royally screwed.
Bit of backstory, I live on campus at a university near an hour away from home. Parents said they were leaving out of town this Thursday, and I, as the typical horny college guy, tell my SO to come over for th... | 6 | 1 | |
1412787972 | 1412790623 | t3_2iocl6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | ta993: TIFU by looking at my teacher's keyboard.
Today I fucked up by watching my teacher input her password. (fuck up a)
I was in the front office at my school today and everyone left, and didn't make me leave like they would normally do. I went behind the front desk (fuck up b) and logged into the computer (fuck up ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1412788398 | 1412840141 | t3_2iodea | t5_2to41 | 1,486 | SirLaphone: TIFU I farted in class and teacher ended class early
To start this off I will state this happened many years ago in 8th grade. I am now 21, so do math for how long ago this was.
Now I was an a bit late to hit puberty, and to top that off I was a relatively massive nerd. On top of that I had just been d... | 11 | 135.090909 | |
1412788663 | 1412794733 | t3_2iodx0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | sanjay_the_cow: TIFU by wearing trousers too big for me.
So this happened to me about a month ago but I feel confident to post it now.
It was my aunt's wedding day (she's 50 so we were all quite surprised by the news) and I was getting changed into my fancy suit. However, I had lost a fair amount of weight during the s... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1412789557 | 1412857725 | t3_2iofqk | t5_2to41 | 1,102 | notsosmartsometimes: TIFU by having Skype sex
If you're thinking someone caught me, I got arrested for indecent exposure by leaving my windows open, or anything to that effect you're wrong. It's so, so much worse.
So backstory. We've been dating for a year and a half, he frequently travels.
This became a regular th... | 11 | 100.181818 | |
1412787285 | 1412792867 | t3_2iob9v | t5_2to41 | 16 | rpsmorris: TIFU by getting drunk on a plane
So I am on my way to Halifax to visit friends at university. Since I would be drinking as soon as I got to my friends house I decided to get a head start on the drinking. I request the flight attendant to keep the wine coming. So when I land I am fairly drunk and make my way ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1412785647 | 1412794788 | t3_2io83c | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a corn dog.
So, I was walking out of my lifetime fitness (weightlifting) class today, and in my lunch sat a delicious, made-to-microwave corn dog. I don't know about you, but it was a staple from my childhood, and I never minded the horrible stuff they put in to the things.
Granted, this hasn... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1412790981 | 1412796523 | t3_2ioiln | t5_2to41 | 18 | myshampoodick: TIFU: Jerked off with shampoo
I didn't have any lotion so I figured the cheap shampoo that I inherited from my old roommate would suffice. This was yesterday and now my dick has a weird glaze on it. Hopefully the skin starts to flake otherwise I don't know what the heck is going on.
MBII: Better than too... | 3 | 6 | |
1412778282 | 1412808785 | t3_2inuv3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Bman1296: TIFU By going for a piss on a train in Germany.
TIFU.
Background:
So, I am currently on a school exchange trip to a germany, and Our group is travelling around the country at the moment.
Fuck up:
We were on a train to Mannheim, a 3 hour long trip and I thought to myself
"I'll just have a nap and listen ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412792553 | 1412813918 | t3_2iolkv | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by nearly having sex with my friend
Basically this started by my friend lets call her (Chelsea), She broke up with her boyfriend about 6 months ago, she went a bit crazy still thinking she was going to marry him and move to america with him, I don't even about that bit don't ask.
She started to ask pe... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1412793951 | 1412893161 | t3_2ioodr | t5_2to41 | 118 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my iPod sitting on my desk [NSFW]
So I was in my Digital Art Design class at my school, and I was listening to music. I don't like to pay attention to choosing the next song when I am working, so I keep it on shuffle.
Today my desk neighbor (a freshman girl) tapped me on the shoulder to tel... | 9 | 13.111111 | |
1412793175 | 1412851641 | t3_2iomu5 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high on the day I promised myself I would ask out a girl
This just happened today (bonus points for that!) and I am still coming to terms with what just happened.
So theres this amazingly cute girl at college that I've noticed this past few weeks, I promised myself I would ask her out when s... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1412794539 | 1412796871 | t3_2iopjn | t5_2to41 | 9 | XChowdahx: TIFU by letting my eyes wander
Malamutewhisperer: No way this happens twice on one planet. People are just stealing other TIFUs?
At least the other version had her accepting a pity date after finding out about his crippling autism.
XChowdahx: I probably should clarify. My close friend /u/Ness817 had this h... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1412795228 | 1412797255 | t3_2ioqvj | t5_2to41 | 5 | Someonereadthis: TIFU
Invader-Strange: I scrolled straight to the bottom hoping for a tl;dr.
Nope.
PM_ME_YOUR_BUTHOLE: not even anything in the title
Invader-Strange: I must be going crazy.
There was a mad long story here just a few moments ago.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1412792348 | 1412802581 | t3_2iol78 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ShadyPolarBear: TIFU by clogging the toilet with Wontons
Pretty light fuck up, not hardcore like some where but still pretty funny.
So today for my lunch I had some Wontons, quite big. Found out I couldn't finish them and since they were soup Wontons I decided to pour everything in the toilet and flush it down.
As y... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412794102 | 1412799916 | t3_2ioooe | t5_2to41 | -12 | dickintheass: TIFU by making chlorine gas in chemistry class
In AP/UCONN Chemistry class today, my girlfriend/lab partner and I did an experiment. It involed Copper (II) Chloride and H2O. We had to SLOWLY (keyword) heat the compound until the water came out, leaving just the CuCl2. We heated it for too long, too quickl... | 4 | -3 | |
1412793359 | 1412799163 | t3_2ion7l | t5_2to41 | 2 | oopsifu: TIFU by trying to make a joke
So, reddit. Today I fucked up. First off, a little back story to who I am, 18 year old mal attending college. Back story complete.
So, today I'm in the lunchroom with my classmates and the topic of sex and teen pregnancy comes up, and one of my classmates (let's call her Jill) sa... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412797095 | 1412871154 | t3_2ioujz | t5_2to41 | 640 | LickTheKid: TIFU by accidentally kissing an air hostess
Taking a nap on the flight. An air hostess leaned in to collect the peanut packet wrappings I had tucked inside the compartment behind a chair. In my half asleep state, due to old habits, leaned in and kissed her on the cheek thinking it was my recently ex girlfri... | 9 | 71.111111 | |
1412797242 | 1412834075 | t3_2iouu9 | t5_2to41 | 47 | key2616: TIFU by doing my job
This happened in the early 90's. I graduated from college and moved to Atlanta so that I could be with a girl that later broke my heart. But that's a story for another.
I found a job working in the marketing department of a national service provider. I was a glorified telemarketer, mak... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1412798465 | 1412805356 | t3_2iox8o | t5_2to41 | 10 | bought_a_yyc_popo: TIFU by successfully bribing a cop
This happened a couple days ago. I finally decided to share this. I'm not sure if I should laugh at this or be very disappointed.
Some back story.
I ride motorcycles as a hobby and as a anybody who rides knows, there's no room for a Costanza wallet in the padded... | 5 | 2 | |
1412797745 | 1412827901 | t3_2iovtq | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by insinuating to my mom that I watch porn instead of having girlfriends like my roommate (Semi-NSFW)
Today I was on the phone with my mom talking about how college was going as I've only been here for a little while. She was asking about my roommate and I told her how he has a few girls that come throu... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1412797761 | 1412900932 | t3_2iovv1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | mythrowaway4747: TIFU by filling out my timecard
At my job, we were scheduled to work 39 hours a week, and was left up to us to make up a 40th hour... come in a little early, leave a little late. Whatever. While many people actually did work that last hour, it it fairly common to just make up the time and put it down o... | 4 | 1 | |
1412798738 | 1412841284 | t3_2ioxu6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a respected Professor a sex change without knowing...
TIFU royally. I had an appointment at my local hospital in Cambridge this morning, to see a Cardiologist. A very well respected Cardiologist. The letter I had from the hospital said I was to be seeing Professor Marie Beringer.
Fine, I... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412799611 | 1412800363 | t3_2iozjn | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my crush for the first time.
So I have a crush on a girl in my class. We've never talked before. She plays a sport, so I decided to go out to watch and take pictures, as an excuse to talk to her the next day. So the day after, I decided to talk to her. I started by asking if she plays that... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1412799963 | 1412801064 | t3_2ip08l | t5_2to41 | 9 | Black_Debbie: TIFU by not wearing underwear at the office.
I've been stuck in a meeting for the past hour and a half and made the mistake of not using the restroom before it started. So once the meeting was done I rushed to the restroom, but before I could whip my dick out.....I pissed. Not a lot, but enough to leave a... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1412800117 | 1412812685 | t3_2ip0io | t5_2to41 | 7 | roxya21: TIFU by texting my boss "pussies gone wild"
This happened today. I received a text message from my best friend saying she and her boyfriend were watching "My Cat from Hell," which of course, the first thing that comes to mind is to reply "pussies gone wild." A few minutes later I get a text from my boss saying... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1412801268 | 1412976844 | t3_2ip2p4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my teacher to wear bras.
Well, I was at school walking around after my first period class as normal because my second period of the day is acting. Now, I was a bit late to my second period class but it didn't seem to matter much because my teacher is quite lenient when it comes to me. She lik... | 5 | 2 | |
1412801404 | 1413194464 | t3_2ip2zc | t5_2to41 | 19 | king_greedy: TIFU by having an awful MFM threesome with my girlfriend. Now the other guy won't leave me alone! X-post from r/sex.
So, my girlfriend(F-22) and I(M-26) have been together for over a year. Neither of us had a threesome in the past. One of her co workers brought it up in conversation and my girlfriend and... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1412796170 | 1412806665 | t3_2iosq3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting really drunk with a girl I know
DeaD_bAU5: Better to get drunk with girls you don't know?
ner0417: I dunno, probably not for me since this is what happens...
DeaD_bAU5: What happened though? Your story was missing.
ner0417: Really? That's weird... I copied and pasted it into another commen... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1412802810 | 1412848948 | t3_2ip5p2 | t5_2to41 | 120 | bec_bear: TIFU by forgetting that a man was cleaning our gutters today.
This happened 5 minutes ago. I got home, laid down to relax, and realized I had the house to myself. I was really turned on so why not masturbate? I start going at it, and my blinds are open because I'm on the second floor and the only way someone ... | 14 | 8.571429 | |
1412803351 | 1424098739 | t3_2ip6pw | t5_2to41 | 5 | iamaravind: TIFU by forgetting I had installed the Cloud-To-Butt extension on my browser
*A bit of background*: I'm a frequent lurker on Reddit, and a few weeks back found a rather amusing post in a long forgotten sub-Reddit that highlighted an extension called Butt-To-Butt. It's a fairly simple app that replaces all i... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1412802470 | 1412824073 | t3_2ip51z | t5_2to41 | 3 | mrtomatoe: TIFU by asking the schwan man for blue bell
This happened about a month ago.
I am at a friends house enjoying the patio furniture on a nice summer day. As we sit there chatting, the beloved schwan man, you know, the frozen food delivery guy that your great grandma had come around when you were a kid? Well, ... | 3 | 1 | |
1412802773 | 1412823484 | t3_2ip5mu | t5_2to41 | 57 | CumTribute_6000: TIFU by printing out Images
So this is my first time posting on reddit. So please forgive me if i make mistakes in spelling paragraphing or something else.
So this story begins about last month (Start of September). I was pretty horny and looking for porn so i went on xhamster and looked for stuff. A... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1412805382 | 1424573039 | t3_2ipafs | t5_2to41 | 95 | goodbyeinternetthrow: TIFU I shutdown all the servers at my school.
I was able to guess the admin password because it was the same as the username, and well, I was trying to see what I could do what, and I was messing around with command prompt. I just typed a few things with random names. 30 minutes later. People comp... | 6 | 15.833333 | |
1412805548 | 1412810226 | t3_2ipaqb | t5_2to41 | 6 | DatSickBoy: TIFU I opened a DEAD protein shaker cup.
So this was back in 2005 when I was in the Navy. This was on our carrier's around the world cruise to do some ass kicking in the Gulf and then drop the ship off in Norfolk for retro fitting.
So I'm in the CVIC (Carrier Intel Center) doing the daily grind. If you are... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1412804304 | 1412964261 | t3_2ip8i7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | geogeogeoff: TIFU by being pretty good at Mario
My girlfriend and I are big video game fans. She grew up on the 2D sidescrollers of the SNES, particularly Donkey Kong Country and Super Mario World. She's great at those games, but she didn't own an N64 and was never exposed to 3D platforming.
We own a Wii and together ... | 4 | 3 | |
1412810745 | 1413065206 | t3_2ipjso | t5_2to41 | 53 | Sr_wild: TIFU by sharing a dresser with my sister.
Im going to start off by saying this was about two years ago.
My mom had just finished washing my sisters clothes and tells her to take it to her dresser. So my sister goes and does what my mom told her to do, but she didn't have any space to put her clothes in her dr... | 12 | 4.416667 | |
1412811252 | 1412811559 | t3_2ipkn7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | thearticulategrunt: tifu by not being racially aware
Okay right here up front, rule #1, this was actually about 23 years ago. I was 18 and had my first real job cleaning coal and biomass barges for Scott paper on mobile bay. The crew was a good mix of every race and I grew up in a military environment so this had no ... | 3 | 1 | |
1412809194 | 1412858876 | t3_2iph55 | t5_2to41 | 5 | alienabuilder: TIFU by letting my two year old play with our tablet
Recently my husband and I took our daughter on a fun road trip. We all had an awesome time but as any parent probably understands, a young child in a car for long periods of a time can take a toll on your patience. So to prepare for this trip we pack... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1412812304 | 1417580305 | t3_2ipmfh | t5_2to41 | 4,632 | Im_Doc: TIFU By assigning homework
"Profanity is uttered by individuals who lack the capability to otherwise better express themselves."
This is the sentence I make my jr. High students write for homework 25times when they swear in my science class. I have been doing this for several years now, and my students know th... | 14 | 330.857143 | |
1412812056 | 1412812813 | t3_2ipm1a | t5_2to41 | 9 | kyben53: TIFU by being insecure and psycho
This happened today at around 12
It was really the accumulation of me not trusting my girlfriend of 2 years, and being insecure. Things were rough, she goes to a different school but we're about 20-30 minutes away from each other. It was 5 weeks of fighting, crying, apologizi... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1412800991 | 1412831695 | t3_2ip275 | t5_2to41 | 9 | scienceshmaience: TIFU by closing the elevator door
This will be a quick one.
I quickly ran towards the elevator door at my school before it closed and accidentally bumped into a guy who was trying to make it as well.
After getting inside I just smiled at him thinking he would understand that it was a mistake. I then ... | 3 | 3 | |
1412814082 | 1412890368 | t3_2ipph7 | t5_2to41 | 551 | [deleted]: TIFU by chewing out a student who used a racial slur in my class
My first year out of college I was a naive English I teacher in a rough, inner city school. Gangs, weapons, and racial slurs were the norm although we did our best to keep everyone safe and happyish. I was cussed out and called more names in ... | 10 | 55.1 | |
1412814826 | 1412815335 | t3_2ipqqg | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU and called into work saying I have Ebola
Okay.. So I'm an idiot - I know that. But in my defense.. I don't really have time to keep up with everything that's going on in the world, and really, isn't Ebola just a more fucked up version of swine flu? I had no clue what it was - still don't really know - b... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412816067 | 1412827834 | t3_2ipsst | t5_2to41 | 13 | MyBrosADick: TIFU by trying to make my brother leave the house for a day
**Back story:** So I got a brother, who's a huge jerk. He's a constant dick to everyone in the house and will always pick on me if he gets the chance. He'll even yell and beat my parents if he doesn't get his way.
So yesterday, I got the new Smas... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1412811994 | 1412862755 | t3_2iplxg | t5_2to41 | 31 | TIFUInsurance: TIFU by printing to the wrong printer
backstory: I work in a small town in Alabama. I work for an insurance company that you all know, and in my area of the world, religion is king. My boss is a Mormon, i am not sure, and this was terrible.
Like most redditors, I have a REAL problem with clicking NSFW ... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1412816478 | 1412821671 | t3_2ipthb | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by fapping too hard
Little bit of back story: I got a group of friends I regularly talk to. One day a friend of mine invited like as many people as he could to a group Kik chat. Around 4 of us, including him, actually stayed in the chat. From that point forward if you mentioned THE Kik chat, w... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1412818113 | 1412821343 | t3_2ipw3e | t5_2to41 | 12 | fuckmerightinthepuss: TIFU letting my bf fuck me without a condom NSFW
So I am a 20 year old female college student who recently got into a relationship. Ive only been with my guy for a few months but we've known each other for a few years. He is my first boyfriend and we are really happy together. The other night we ... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1412817789 | 1413129473 | t3_2ipvl3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | MissGinger07: Tifu by going to work today
Okay, so this is my first post and I'm doing it from my phone.
I work at an animal clinic and I had to work Saturday which is where this tifu starts, I guess. These two dogs came in Friday afternoon to board and their parents brought them a bed each. They were super nice and ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412822787 | 1412993461 | t3_2ipuq4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | S0LDIER-X: Don't think anyone is going to confirm
SharperSpruce: Don't worry, I am on it
EDIT: Holy shit that first image
SkyDjang: I mustered up the courage to look. It's not actually that bad.
SharperSpruce: Yeah but not something you want to see before sleep. Though this stuff is some of the things I usually see.... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1412817930 | 1412819960 | t3_2ipvsq | t5_2to41 | 34 | visualize_and_attack: TIFU by forgetting to lock the door.
My friends and I call this the "Norwegian Checkout"
My friend and I on our last night in Vegas picked up some Norwegian girls at the club and brought them back to our hotel. I had one of the best sexual experiences as I banged this hot viking against the windo... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1412816598 | 1412822811 | t3_2iptp1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to show off
I volunteer at the local library from 11:00 AM to 1:00 PM. It was around 12:00PM, and another volunteer, pretty, blonde, 10/10, etc. Comes up and asks me to help stock shelves. She was in my space bubble, talking in a flirty way. I, naturally, agreed. So, I'm grabbing books, and I ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1412820991 | 1412823706 | t3_2iq0qf | t5_2to41 | 11 | Love_aryaan: TIFU, By getting caught in a gay act with my friend in a public bathroom having sex
TIFU, by getting caught in a gay act in a public Patrick by my friends.
Me (M) and my friend (M) both 19 then (now 30) decided to explore our sexuality. We didn't had a place where we can make out, so we decided to meet in... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1412819518 | 1412879800 | t3_2ipydl | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally texting my entire family to "go fucking die"
Tonight while I was at dinner with a friend I got a text from a random number. The message consisted solely of a 4 second black video clip where all you could hear was what sounded like a TV in the background. The text was also sent out to 10 ... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1412822353 | 1412840835 | t3_2iq2wc | t5_2to41 | 111 | letsgoiowa: TIFU by doubling up on meds and molesting a poor girl.
The waves of regret are washing over me as I type, so prepare to cringe.
I take Zoloft, and I can be pretty forgetful. This led me to forget that I had already had one of my pills (recently upped the dosage too), so I took another. I was on 4x the medi... | 7 | 15.857143 | |
1412819659 | 1412826376 | t3_2ipymh | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening my dad's mail.
Throw away for obvious reasons
So before I start the story I need to explain some background stuff. I'm a high school student who lives with his brother and divorced parents. Although my parents are divorced, their houses are walking distance from each other. Ok so to t... | 3 | 2 | |
1412823723 | 1412856247 | t3_2iq50b | t5_2to41 | 6 | pantalaimons: TIFU by making my girlfriend think I had syphilis
Of course this did not happen today but 5 years ago when I was a heroin addict living with my girlfriend at the time. Towards the end of our relationship we had mostly stopped having sex and I was spending more and more time masturbating while she was at ... | 3 | 2 | |
1412821098 | 1412868570 | t3_2iq0ww | t5_2to41 | 16 | OriginalHoneyBadger: TIFU by basically live streaming my explicit texts between my girlfriend and I to my brother while he plays clash of clans.
This just happened 2 minutes ago unlike a lot of other stories here.
So basically my girlfriend lent me her iPad to use for whatever because I don't have a computer. Importa... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1412823844 | 1412825797 | t3_2iq56y | t5_2to41 | 13 | Dutchburrito: TIFU by not reading a card I bought.
This morning I bought a really cool letter-press made card with an otter on it. I knew it was a card but I bought it to cut the front off and frame for my apartment because my girlfriend and I love otters. I left it sitting out on the table hoping that when she got h... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1412824588 | 1412830125 | t3_2iq6b4 | t5_2to41 | 28 | cobblehillmtb: TIFU Jump Starting a Truck
Well this happened tonight. Our truck hasn't been started for the past few months so I wanted to run it for a bit. Not surprisingly, the battery was dead so I decided to jump start it. This is something I have done many times and I know the correct procedure very well.
The gar... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1412824816 | 1412997465 | t3_2iq6p6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | jeebuschrust: TIFU By lying about my grades for a bit too long.
I'm a Junior in high school with regular A's but lately I've been doing badly.. b's and one C. My mom believed me for quite a while while I told her I had all A's and one B.. But today she decided she's going to check my online grade thingie and look at my... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1412825515 | 1412910531 | t3_2iq7su | t5_2to41 | 1,046 | MoPproblems: TIFU by calling my male commanding general "Ma'am". Twice.
So today I fucked up guys.
Little background info, I'm currently (For now) an E-4/Corporal in the Army trying to get my stripes and make Sergeant. My MOS is 31b, or Military Police. I'm going to try and keep it short and too the point, while also ... | 6 | 174.333333 | |
1412825571 | 1412862932 | t3_2iq7vf | t5_2to41 | 21 | WowThrow-away: TIFU by trying to stretch during a test
Today during school I took a test with ~75 people in the same room as me. The time limit was around an hour, and because I didn't study properly I was having a pretty tough time with some of the questions. I also hadn't yet pooped that day, so I was constantly squi... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1412824467 | 1412858689 | t3_2iq64f | t5_2to41 | 62 | SteamPunkCharizard: TIFU by sneezing
This was last week, so forgive me.
I have really bad allergies, and they flare up around the times that the seasons change. So I was going through a hellish day of sneezing and watery eyes, and decided the relax with some HL2. So, Im playing, and I feel a sneeze coming on.
Not j... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1412826606 | 1412827282 | t3_2iq9ba | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my friend think I'm a pedophile with a small penis.
This actually happened today and I'm not sure what to make of it. I'm taking a high school course and i pirated the textbook to have a copy of it on my phone (more convenient that way). My friend (let's call him John) forgot his textbook so w... | 3 | 1.333333 |
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