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1661877081 | 1661878647 | t3_x1nm0n | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking around the beach with my bikini uncovering my kitty (20f)
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Forward_Spinach5877: I see you're trying to branch out, but maybe just stay over on r/sluttyconfessions. Seems like a better fit for you.
HubblePie: Oh yeah, she does have an OnlyFans lol
Forward_Spinach5877: And several expl... | 10 | 1.3 | |
1661878166 | 1661882396 | t3_x1o22b | t5_2to41 | 10 | TemporaryPosition995: TIFU by asking for the truth
I (18M) and my ex (18F) had been dating over the summer until she let me know that on her graduation day she had plans to leave to move back home but she reassured me that we would still talk like usual. Shortly after she got home to her grandmas house there was no Wi-... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1661879570 | 1661883080 | t3_x1onvc | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying porn from a woman online
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misterfriend: INSANELY UNPOPULAR ANSWER:
They could be sex slaves, too. Yes, that's right, sex slaves in the US.
Stay away from porn if you can. They're a direct pipeline to human trafficking a lot of the time.
Rare_Geologist_4418: Can we tweak this to “st... | 6 | 2 | |
1661881157 | 1661882689 | t3_x1pbnz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling the cop I was with my friend when he died
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Worst_Player_Ever: Have you told afterwards to family or authorities? If not then now it's high time
jbound00002: I never told anyone. I just can't, it has been too long already.
Eldhannas: Was he ever found?
jbound00002: Yes, they found... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1661633579 | 1661886070 | t3_wzd80r | t5_2to41 | 11 | Fristan420: TIFU I insulted my best friend
Oke this happened a couple of years ago. I had a transgender friend, female to male. And we where at a party with some friends of us. I was crushing hard on a guy in our group. After a while my friend was sitting with him and than they where gone for like 5 minutes. After a w... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1661882271 | 1661884544 | t3_x1ps75 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by illegally taking the car out at night, and getting in a fender bender.
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Bubbagumpredditor:
Edit: sorry, my bad. I read that as he wrote a letter to the guy he hit. Sorry, long day
TALK TO YOUR GODDAMN PARENTS BEFORE YOU GET IN LEGAL TROUBLE.
Just stop. Don't write goddamn letters. J... | 4 | 4 | |
1661883706 | 1661914984 | t3_x1qe5y | t5_2to41 | 17,057 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to date an incel.
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grabityrises: i do like the cognitive dissonance of "all women are whores and none of them will fuck me"
Aelle29: And then when one actually is open to fuck him (OP wtf, but good example for the rest of the world), he still resorts to hating women. As if the issue w... | 13 | 1,312.076923 | |
1661882758 | 1661934293 | t3_x1pzut | t5_2to41 | 152 | Abwettar: tifu by pressing the red button
tifu by pressing the red button
So... not technically my fu but still hilarious so I have to share.
Last week, me and my partner got the keys to a new home.
So, we went in on day one and did the usual walk around. Place was a bit grubby, but otherwise everything appeared in ... | 4 | 38 | |
1661883027 | 1661907887 | t3_x1q3vs | t5_2to41 | 19 | MagiLord669: TIFU by not realizing I was mentally and emotionally absuive throughout my last relationship
I (19M) always prided myself on being a partner with good communication and respect of boundaries. However, recently through a mutual friend, I got my ex's (18F) side of the story on why she broke up with me.
A li... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1661886034 | 1661886660 | t3_x1rcw4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | weeby_nacho: TIFU by not reading the fine print
So Partner and I are pretty big into beer. And at least in NE Ohio we have a pretty solid beer scene. Every year we have Cleveland Beer Week which has different things different places. We have the beer passport, you can get a "stamp" at all the participating breweries an... | 3 | 2 | |
1661883655 | 1661909478 | t3_x1qde2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ParlorPink: TIFU by submitting research paper half a second before the daily listing deadline
Some research fields use [arXiv.org](https://arxiv.org/) as the preprint submission platform. To increase the exposure, people submit their paper at time exactly past the daily listing deadline (2pm EST) so that their paper wi... | 3 | 1 | |
1661888690 | 1661946500 | t3_x1sgnn | t5_2to41 | 22,870 | Internal_Teaching_80: TIFU by going on a double date / halfblind date with my nephew
Well, I will try to keep it short.
A while ago I met this girl who I really liked. She was beautiful. I wanted to see her today, but she couldn't leave without her niece. So we made a plan that she was going to bring her niece and I b... | 13 | 1,759.230769 | |
1661962079 | 1661988655 | t3_x1s92k | t5_2to41 | 8 | ChonkPolice: That's the length very insecure people carry apparently..
HectorKWintersSmith: Jesus christ, I just wanted an answer, not to offend people. Why do people get so offended by everything!?
ChonkPolice: What kind of a question did you ask..?
HectorKWintersSmith: If 7 inches is an ok size
ChonkPolice: You can g... | 8 | 1 | |
1661884046 | 1661904247 | t3_x1qjaf | t5_2to41 | 20 | SpiritFryer: TIFU taking the trash out (sometimes, the source of a problem can also be the very solution)
It's 6:30 pm and I'm home alone for a few more days. Housemates are traveling and will be back in two days.
I have been a little sleep deprived. Well, no, I \_am\_ sleep deprived. I haven't slept much in the last ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1661879766 | 1661897874 | t3_x1oqus | t5_2to41 | 145 | lemon_and_gravy: TIFU by going to the toilets at uni
Obligatory not today but this needs to be told.
So I was studying with a friend before my finals a few years ago, and decided I needed the loo. I went into the bogs and there was like 3 blokes at the urinals, I decided I didn't want to piss next to someone so I thou... | 4 | 36.25 | |
1661891160 | 1661891774 | t3_x1thd0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by Watching Lesbian Thirst Traps on Tik Tok
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Foxienerd: What are thirst traps?
randomusernameidk1: Thirst traps are essentially sexy photos or videos that are supposed to grab your attention because the person is attractive or sexy. So, an example of a lesbian thirst trap would be a video of a ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1661860438 | 1662058127 | t3_x1h39j | t5_2to41 | 17 | Lassini: TIFU by starting a fire while boiling corn
(TL;DR at the end)
My little brother (11M) loves corn, and he always asks my parents to boil him some when he's hungry. Today my mom left some corn boiling before she left for work and told me (16F) to "Check the corn in 15 minutes and turn off the stove if it's read... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1661893883 | 1661973110 | t3_x1unbm | t5_2to41 | 3,487 | Medical_Mix6379: TIFU by walking in on my brother and his girlfriend
Something you should know, my brother and i share our bedroom.
Ok, so basically my parents were at work, my sister was at her best friends house playing or whatever. My brother and i were home alone.
I was in the toilet when his gf came over so i d... | 17 | 205.117647 | |
1661894255 | 1661910741 | t3_x1usrs | t5_2to41 | 95 | gotBooched: TIFU by using my dog as a pillow
Dog is actually the source of my username.
A while ago I had a routine of hitting some smoke outside, getting good and fried, then heading downstairs to play video games on a futon couch I had and falling asleep. My boy Booch (RIP) was the best little mutt brown dog. Stra... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1661897073 | 1661913360 | t3_x1vxpg | t5_2to41 | 9 | uhmthisisrllybad: TIFU : I am crushing on a 15 y/o, haven’t been able to stop
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Wooden-Difficulty796: Who cares. you guys are kids.
If it's consensual live your life.
NarrativeScorpion: > who cares
Uhh, the law. OP is a legal adult, the kid isn't even over the age of consent in many countries.
Wooden-Diff... | 11 | 0.818182 | |
1661896249 | 1661981168 | t3_x1vlpv | t5_2to41 | 598 | bigfootsbeard1: TIFU by telling my colleague about a new hire
We’ve been short staffed for a while now and it’s just been getting worse. We really need ‘front-line’ staff but our boss has been struggling too because of the lack of underlings.
I guess the boss figured they needed to get their ducks in a row because th... | 5 | 119.6 | |
1661897522 | 1661945238 | t3_x1w49z | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a cool babysitter and instead getting pulled aside by my boss
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HectorKWintersSmith: I had to rip chains out of the skin on my back to go outside and insert them back in when I was little and she's concerned about a fucking piercing?
Agh, how soft people have become fucking disg... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1661897546 | 1661953641 | t3_x1w4nb | t5_2to41 | 167 | itisnoah: TIFU by believing my dog could talk until I turned 20.
This story ended yesterday, but it started around fifteen years ago. My parents had had a dog - Blinky, the cutest English Cocker Spaniel - from before I was born, so she was always there while I grew up. We lived pretty remote from everything and my olde... | 9 | 18.555556 | |
1661893669 | 1661911150 | t3_x1uk7u | t5_2to41 | 17 | xXDeadlyDeliriumXx: TIFU.... by vacuuming.
Well the title explains most of my issue, today I finally got around to vacuuming my apartment with my cat inside. I put him in another room and got to work while trying to be careful because I have seriously bad allergies. My sense of smell is gone and not alot doesn't ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1661900262 | 1661904752 | t3_x1x7r5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | hotmama1230: TIFU by stealing an elderly woman’s cane
This literally just happened
I was out to lunch with my female parental unit and we were at a buffet named after a precious metal colored horse containment device. We were sitting next to a polite elderly couple.
I got up and got my last plate (packed with sweet ... | 3 | 3 | |
1661901371 | 1661940670 | t3_x1xn6x | t5_2to41 | 12 | Throwawayyyy_hola: TIFU by sacrificing my only off days to see my bf only to find out he isn’t doing the same
Long story short I'm 17 with a job. I work nearly every day even during the summer, my boyfriend has extracurricular activities after school so we were both pretty busy our
junior year, he picked up some classe... | 4 | 3 | |
1661902859 | 1661914039 | t3_x1y7p7 | t5_2to41 | 462 | biskah: TIFU by Google searching my dad (TW SA, SUICIDE)
This wasn't actually today, more like "two to three years ago I fucked up." Anyway, this happened when I was in middle school, I'm now in my sophomore year of high school. For some context, my dad killed himself when I was five. The memories I have with him were ... | 5 | 92.4 | |
1661903004 | 1661909564 | t3_x1y9kl | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting into a relationship with a lesbian woman even tough i am a man
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Inevitable-Exercise5: It's the internet, there's a good chance she's a man too.
throwaway9262577: That's true but she has sent so many pictures of her self since the face reveal that i doubt she is, i even tried reverse ... | 8 | 4.25 | |
1661907904 | 1661908858 | t3_x200ng | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By sexing my wife sexily while having sex.
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GeofryHempstain: Garbage post.
steam_weeeeew: Even though we can tell it's satire, I still hate it more than the normal garbage posts it's making fun of
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1661907346 | 1661958565 | t3_x1zt5z | t5_2to41 | 3,116 | nastyblasty904: TIFU by giving my kid a bubble bath
My kid loves bubble baths. I love giving my kid bubble baths because of the pure joy that lights up his face when I put on a bubble beard for him.
Here’s where the FU comes in. This is 2 hours ago as of posting this. My kid is taking a bubble bath. LOTS OF BUBBLES. ... | 7 | 445.142857 | |
1661908186 | 1661914936 | t3_x204de | t5_2to41 | 43 | Kate_Mcgatty: TIFU bu sleeping with my therapist
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AcrobaticSource3: If this story is true, he’s not a therapist. He’s the rapist.
EvenSpoonier: Not even joking. Blatant grooming and abuse of trust. Report this creep.
Kate_Mcgatty: I can't ruin his life.
EvenSpoonier: Somebody needs to, before he preys on more ... | 17 | 2.529412 | |
1661909449 | 1662007457 | t3_x20kn0 | t5_2to41 | 401 | interactionshurtme: TIFU by "napping" for 13hrs.
This literally happened a few hours ago after waking up from my 13hr "nap".
For some context, I was sick and took some medication prescribed by the doctor. The meds made me extremely sleepy so I sleep/nap. I also always have this thing where I have to sleep at least 12h... | 7 | 57.285714 | |
1661909797 | 1661911315 | t3_x20p33 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU almost body slamming my toilet seat with my thigh-butt crease.
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AcrobaticSource3: You know thirsty dudes are gonna ask for pics, right?
uglyheadink: I’d be surprised if they did but I would post them if anyone cared to see lol, I can just censor the lady bits. It’s just a gross looking bruise �... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1661907042 | 1661955731 | t3_x1zpd8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | bearwacket: TIFU by leaning on a virtual desk
Today was my first VR experience. My teammates had to help me diffuse the bomb in front of me, which they couldn't see. But first, I needed to open the briefcase - just put my hands out and "touch" it - but i can't quite reach.
I tried a few things - I thought I could sor... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1661911538 | 1661997629 | t3_x21bbt | t5_2to41 | 57 | Sadaboutband: TIFU by not liking popular music
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somethingBoutDragons: Gonna listen to them now.. I'll let you know how it goes when get off work
cathmr: Research before you do. There are some pretty big and serious reasons why that band fell off the map.
Which makes it even curiouser that the OP‘s profile als... | 7 | 8.142857 | |
1661913306 | 1662237341 | t3_x21xv7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | DemonsInLimos: Tifu by peeing in grass
I was waking a very long distant and I forgot to pee before I left home but I was already 30 minutes away from home so of course I’m not gonna go back
I look at gas stations but they’re all pay to use and I didn’t have any money on me
So I went into a field, sat in the grass, an... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1661913663 | 1661981804 | t3_x222fh | t5_2to41 | 5,630 | abiwoods101: TIFU By saying i’d hook up with someone and then didn’t.
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Scarecrow314159: Good call.
goatedmomoshiki: Absolutely. That’s not something you take a chance on at all.
Wingsofnoredemptionn: I took a chance on fosters once, never again.
goatedmomoshiki: I’m not tracking. What’s fosters?
CPW86: British... | 12 | 469.166667 | |
1661914334 | 1661961140 | t3_x22aw8 | t5_2to41 | 99 | CrackedKal: TIFU by not taking a lunch.
TL;DR: I found a break I didn't take while monitoring the punches on my timesheet and learned my boss has been taking 30 minutes from my time worked as a punishment for not taking a lunch break.
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It started on a muggy Monday ... | 8 | 12.375 | |
1661916385 | 1661920356 | t3_x22zzc | t5_2to41 | 17 | icedtea_throwaway: TIFU by pouring iced tea on my penis and chair
It just happened, it's past 5am here cause my sleep schedule is fucked. These past days have been so fucking hot here and my only saviour so far has been iced tea, so I always have a thermal bottle (or whatever it's called) filled with it on my desk
T... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1661921928 | 1662323714 | t3_x24qod | t5_2to41 | 189 | bipbap_: TIFU by snooping where I didn't belong
I was in a discord server with a few of my friends, soon it ended up just stressing me out and I decided to leave. I was gone for about 6 months before coming back, that was a mistake. Everything seemed fine until a few minutes ago. My friend banned me as a joke and let m... | 8 | 23.625 | |
1661922412 | 1661925160 | t3_x24vyb | t5_2to41 | 4 | Goosey-woosey: Tifu by going through my fiancés phone
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FatherDuncanSinners: ​
>This isn’t the first time I’ve caught him doing this type of thing.
What "type of thing"? So this is just him looking at sexy videos?
Have you caught him cheating? Texting, flirting, sending dick pics? No? Then it ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1661924080 | 1661997199 | t3_x25dqk | t5_2to41 | 41 | UnlikelyAnything2161: TIFU by tellimg my dad I had went through my mom’s phone.
Hi. I don’t really go onto reddit and really know how to do these things but I just really need to rant, so here it goes.
I’m a 14-year-old watching my parents’ marriage fall apart. My dad caught my mom texting other men and everything spi... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1661923281 | 1661936431 | t3_x255e8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by picking up a bag on the side of the road
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shakana44: god your mom's a busy body. I would hate that, don't know how you do it
unknownsender2: Not sure if your definition of busy body is the same as mine, but Im not sure it exactly fits. I find her wholesome and entertaining. My only complaint... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1661922395 | 1668363814 | t3_x24vsc | t5_2to41 | 3 | Average_Normal_Weeb: TIFU by accepting a "free massage"
So I came from a country side and I recently went to this city for collage.
Today our f2f class got cancelled so I went to the park to relax a bit. There is this guy that offered a massage but I don't have money so I refused, he offered a loan but I still refused... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1661924976 | 1662251516 | t3_x25mku | t5_2to41 | 3,567 | crytunes: tifu by using my cats litter box
Obligatory not today*
I am a 2x cancer survivor and after my last major abdominal surgery, my ability to control my bladder and bowels has dramatically decreased. When it comes to pooping, I either don't have to go, or have to go immediately. This creates problems when...
My... | 7 | 509.571429 | |
1661927782 | 1662016005 | t3_x26e0i | t5_2to41 | 36 | Stratosylph: TIFU by not killing a spider
So I saw a spider a few days ago. I'm pretty sure a cellar spider or whatever I don't know what they're called. I'm not an expert in spiderology.
Now this spider was a chad because i realized it was on my side by chowing a bug, so i thought twice before killing it. So i sai... | 4 | 9 | |
1661921909 | 1661931680 | t3_x24qi6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | wickedpebbudoo: TIFU by not focusing on work
Promised myself I'd shared this on its 10th anniversary.
One afternoon I realised I had a call to attend, so I quickly dropped whatever I was doing (non-work related stuff), put on my headset and jumped on the call. It was a quick and small one - just a few questions an IT... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1661937794 | 1661938676 | t3_x27mlp | t5_2to41 | 4 | Bucketdweller: hey at least I'm not paying people to make child porn for me like this guy is.
he a friend of yours?
TyphoidMary234: No he just clearly says he doesn’t know, all legitimate porn sites require proof of identity to be above 18. Or do the ones you visit not have that requirement?
Bucketdweller: right. he'... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1661940565 | 1661985608 | t3_x29qu3 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Ulu_keke_Uwu: TIFU by watching Schindler's List with my girlfriend
So it's been a while since my girlfriend and I watched something together as we were both busy with school. She proposed that we should do it again as it has been a while. I asked her "what movie should we watch?" but she doesn't know, my gf is indecisi... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1661946096 | 1661966483 | t3_x2belw | t5_2to41 | 12 | Sonova_Vondruke: TIFU by Ignoring My Crushes Flirtatious Advances.
This happened decades ago, but every once in awhile, it gets to me, so it feels like "today". I (then m24) had a major crush on this girl (then 20) for about 2 years (actually met her on her 18th birthday). I'm pretty shy when it comes to expressing af... | 4 | 3 | |
1661949512 | 1661951076 | t3_x2ckjo | t5_2to41 | 19 | Untitleduser123: TIFU by accidentally sending a nude to my wife’s cousin.
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really_that_one: Next week on TIFU: "TIFU by misreading my wife's cousins laughter over my dick pic as a sign she wanted me and now I need a good divorce lawyer and a comfy couch"
Untitleduser123: Yup! But this did happen quite a few mo... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1661950994 | 1662042083 | t3_x2d3mf | t5_2to41 | 2,320 | CPTsealion: TIFU by leave a can of sausages on my coworkers car
TIFU by leaving a can of sausage on my coworkers car
Tenically happened yesterday.
My mother gifted me a can of veinna sausage for some reason and insisted i take them. Up untill yesterday they've just been hanging out in my car since i didn't have any ... | 13 | 178.461538 | |
1661951563 | 1661972135 | t3_x2db1x | t5_2to41 | 72 | Puzzleheaded_Ad6485: TIFU by taking 3 stool softeners and 1 laxative
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Foxrex: Eat some more Fibre, and with your luck, I would invest in a poo knife too.
Project-SBC: Or if you are really hipster, a poo phone
FuzzyThantos87: Next from otterbox: Poo Knife phone case
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1661952466 | 1661962703 | t3_x2dn6p | t5_2to41 | 11 | Leather-Assistant902: TIFU by puncturing a charged Lithium-ion battery
Yeah so, as you can tell by the title, this is quite a big f up. Especially considering the fact that I knew not to use metal near batteries…
I was trying to remove the battery from my iPhone 5s because yk, I was bored and it was fucked anyway.
Lo... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1661952130 | 1662011289 | t3_x2dimk | t5_2to41 | 13 | Ri-Akor: TIFU by wearing the same shoes twice in two days.
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ConferenceOk1110: idk.. i have 1 pair of shoes I wear everyday.. No problems.
Ri-Akor: I guess I have some problem?
GoingByTrundle: Do you wear socks?
Ri-Akor: Never.
GoingByTrundle: There you go.
Ri-Akor: So wearing socks will make them smell less?
T... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1661957125 | 1662001014 | t3_x2fgjg | t5_2to41 | 43,455 | FuckTheToothFairy: TIFU when I removed my dentures during sex
Last night I (25m) had my first threesome. I was the other guy between my friend (28m) and his gf (22). The threesome was their suggestion. I was hesitant at first, but the two of them convinced me it would be fun, and for the most part, it was. None of the ... | 13 | 3,342.692308 | |
1661958092 | 1662107982 | t3_x2fukt | t5_2to41 | 1,045 | Smooth_McDouglette: TIFU by complaining to my gf that she keeps putting detergent in the fabric softener tank
I've been doing most, or at least half of the laundry since we moved, we've been here for about 2 years now. Every time I do the laundry I notice that there's a blue residue in the fabric softener tank in the l... | 10 | 104.5 | |
1661960225 | 1661964802 | t3_x2gpej | t5_2to41 | 11 | MonkeySinger24: TIFU by flashing someone on Omegle
If you don’t know, Omegle is a website where you can talk to strangers from anywhere in the world. Some people use it for just chatting, others use it for not so PG things. Anyway, since I just turned 18, I decided to do the things that only 18 year olds can do. Show m... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1661962218 | 1661986026 | t3_x2hi77 | t5_2to41 | 9,206 | TIFUthrowAway1000: TIFU - By thinking my life was set
This happened for the last 16 years. Created a throwaway account so it doesn't get back to my ex wife since i dont really want anyone hurt, especially my daughter.
2 months ago, out of the fucking blue for me, my wife asked me for a divorced. Straight up.
Things w... | 9 | 1,022.888889 | |
1661964102 | 1661964690 | t3_x2i9to | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by Getting Wasted and Telling My Mother I am Depressed
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Devittraisedto2: You fucked up that you told your mother how you felt and she's getting you help?
Where's the fuck up there, she's concerned for your wellbeing. In fact that's the best response so far that you could've gotten, she's gett... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1661965876 | 1661967268 | t3_x2izc2 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Deletealwaysaccount: TIFU by getting all of my reddit accounts banned
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z-eldapin: When I got banned on AITA the message said that if I tried to gain access again under a secondary account, I could be permabanned from Reddit
CoolBeansMan9: I once got like a 3 day ban on AITA for saying the person in question "s... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1661963948 | 1661967725 | t3_x2i7gr | t5_2to41 | 24 | Silent-Pudding420: TIFU by destroying a kids trampoline
This happened last weekend, when me (30M) and my family was invited to a crayfish party by a swedish family here in Sweden.
Our day started really great and we are so excited to attend this party hosted by my sister's in laws. The host are old couple in their 70s... | 3 | 8 | |
1661966461 | 1661973075 | t3_x2j7p0 | t5_2to41 | 118 | frankentaler: TIFU by going to the ER
This story happened 2 weeks ago.
I was home, talking to my mom in the kitchen. I wanted to go to the living room because I wanted to sit on the couch. Nothing special was going to happen, I was going to sit and browse the internet like usual. WRONG.
As I was turning back to face ... | 6 | 19.666667 | |
1661969383 | 1661972025 | t3_x2kend | t5_2to41 | 2 | LurkingGod: TIFU by using a dating app
I've never used a dating app before and I was a bit curious about how it works so I chose one of the popular apps and made an account, my wife didn't mind this. I provided mostly real data about me because I didn't want to look too fake-y, I was expecting to get some matches aftet... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1661971042 | 1662046543 | t3_x2l31n | t5_2to41 | 589 | Q-who-: TIFU by fooling around with my girlfriend thinking our friend was asleep
So a few days ago my girlfriend, best friend and I thought it would be a good idea to spend the day together and then stay over at my girlfriend's house. so we get back all tired and we're all sleeping in the same room on the floor, we put... | 8 | 73.625 | |
1661950014 | 1661981708 | t3_x2cqtl | t5_2to41 | 7 | WonderfulExternal621: TIFU by cutting my hair
So my hair was too big for my likings, as I usually like to grow it, but it reached a point of fluffiness where it was bothering me at night and making me hot, so I did the only reasonable thing.
My pops found an old (3 years maybe) hair shaver and I thought to use it whil... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1661973849 | 1662001576 | t3_x2m7t5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Future_Resist_9533: TIFU by telling my friend that I had a crush on a friend of her while we were in elementary school
I (M14) told a friend (F14) today after we met someone while going home from school who was in my elemtary school (F) and she also knew from Fridays for future protests that I had a crush on that perso... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1661974846 | 1661982516 | t3_x2mm1e | t5_2to41 | 14 | extraglop: TIFU by trying to set up interviews at a deaf college
I work in media. My boss is a wealthy older dude that runs a bunch of news stations and puts shows he producers on those stations to save money. I produce those shows, often entirely myself.
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He pitched a show about college campuses, I reach... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1661974791 | 1662037043 | t3_x2ml4s | t5_2to41 | 5,447 | tifuthrowaway7392: TIFU by getting a boner in a public nude spa around my gf and strangers
This happened today when I was at a nude spa which we have a lot of here in Germany. Me and my girlfriend wanted to go somewhere to relax amid a very hectic week so we decided to drive to a premium spa made for primarily adults t... | 18 | 302.611111 | |
1661976834 | 1661981011 | t3_x2negx | t5_2to41 | 9 | Smirkydarkdude: TIFU by grossing out my bank teller and suggesting I have a communicable fungal disease.
Ya this happened today.
But I need to back up a bit. All summer my dog had this really itchy back and loved to have it scratched. I just thought it was one of those dog things and it was cute to see his hind leg k... | 3 | 3 | |
1661979159 | 1661980376 | t3_x2ocbb | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU- by sucking off my soon-to-be cousin.
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AcrobaticSource3: You’re only cousins by marriage, bot by blood. Suck away!
UnclothedMoth: best advice 👍🏽
| 3 | 8.666667 | |
1661979306 | 1661987370 | t3_x2oedy | t5_2to41 | 267 | Medical_Mix6379: TIFU by having my first kiss
This story happened a long time ago, probably when i was like 10 or 11. So try not to judge.
So i was visiting my cousins and my aunt asked me to stay for a week in her house and i used to like her a lot so i didn't think about it and said ok. So i was playing with my cou... | 9 | 29.666667 | |
1661980917 | 1662038161 | t3_x2p23z | t5_2to41 | 8 | BadSashaStream: TIFU by not joining the porn industry
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Early-Tree6191: I believe the standard in the industry is a ton of gay porn before you make it to the straight stuff
lawstandaloan: Got to pay your dues by fucking other dudes cause you know it don't come easy
chmath80: It's not good to come easy. As a mal... | 4 | 2 | |
1661982332 | 1661983751 | t3_x2pm96 | t5_2to41 | 159 | Voran31: TIFU by mistaking Liquid Ass for hand sanitizer
So I carry a bottle of Liquid Ass as a self defense weapon for when I'm out on long hikes. Most self defense devices worth a puke are illegal in my country, but the law says nothing about prank items. I figure even the world's most rage-driven rapist will at t... | 5 | 31.8 | |
1661973319 | 1661995446 | t3_x2m0dd | t5_2to41 | 119 | imabogidiotwater: TIFU by water damaging my phone
Sorry for any mistakes, English is not my fist language and this is a throwaway account.
I had a very old 5 year old Samsung S8 from 2017. I must admit it was a very good phone, but recently the battery was lasting in a good day 3 hours and everything was lagging. I c... | 4 | 29.75 | |
1661983216 | 1661994659 | t3_x2pymw | t5_2to41 | 31 | NosebleedsGotmeHigh: TIFU by trying to stop a nosebleed.
TL;DR: I had a massive nosebleed while getting pulled over, vomited from blood getting in my mouth, cop thought I was overdosing and called an ambulance
TIFU up by trying to stop a nose bleed while getting pulled over by cops
I'm a 17 year old girl. I've had r... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1661984206 | 1661990493 | t3_x2qcwh | t5_2to41 | 844 | Exciting-Builder8638: Tifu by making fun out of my ‘famous’ cousin
My cousin is a rather popular twitch streamer. She has a decent amount of following which she can make a living with. All in all I’m rather happy for her.
Recently she tweeted a picture of her eating a restaurant and I retweeted making a joke saying ‘... | 9 | 93.777778 | |
1661984070 | 1662239479 | t3_x2qazr | t5_2to41 | 12 | Throwawayventing0087: TIFU by not breaking things off with my girlfriend before college
I (M18) regret not breaking up with my girlfriend (F19) before going away to college in another state. My girlfriend and I had an on and off relationship, we liked each other a lot but it seemed that we didn’t exactly click very wel... | 4 | 3 | |
1661985144 | 1662071796 | t3_x2qqes | t5_2to41 | 80 | medfreak: TIFU by cancelling a ticket with KLM
I booked a trip with KLM to Italy this summer to attend a wedding. Unfortunately wedding got cancelled. I booked "non-refundable tickets" with KLM that cost $3000. I visited the KLM website and interestingly I have the option to request a voucher and a refund. I had previo... | 6 | 13.333333 | |
1661989704 | 1661996915 | t3_x2sfze | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By Not Speaking In Code
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Both-Pop-7957: Listen to your mother trust me you are still young don't make this any worse. You asked, you got an answer now you need to be a mature adult and accept that answer. you should not have talked to your brother about this that's the FU you shouldn't have tri... | 3 | 3 | |
1661993535 | 1662069520 | t3_x2tt6n | t5_2to41 | 11,630 | TokiDokiHadouken: Tifu by forgetting I was naked
Unlike most of the stories on her this JUST happened and I’m still dying inside because of it.
I’m 9 months pregnant and just got home with my husband from walking around good ol’ Hobby Lobby to get my steps in.
As soon as I got in the door we both got into our birthda... | 12 | 969.166667 | |
1661995074 | 1662039063 | t3_x2uczy | t5_2to41 | 1,362 | notscaryspice: TIFU when I slapped a tenant across the face.
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shakana44: this sounds like my apartment building lol it's not Southview Manor is it? lol
Major1ar: I intentionally live in some trap ass apartments just for the people and insanity. It's also a Manor. Is Manor code for hood AF?
shakana44: nope. at ... | 10 | 136.2 | |
1661998181 | 1662018744 | t3_x2vg3l | t5_2to41 | 12 | Feelingsworse: TIFU by trying to tell my Aunt that I have a problem
I'm trying my best to be a good Christian man. I want to have a wife and I want to spend all of my sexual passions on her, but no woman will have me. It's my fault I'm sure, but it's the truth. I spend all my money on camgirls and sex workers. I'm prob... | 3 | 4 | |
1662000121 | 1662212567 | t3_x2w4i8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Stormy_Sol: TIFU by slipping a nip in front of my toddler niece
This will haunt me for the rest of my days. May I take this to my grave in secrecy.
This took place many years ago. I was babysitting my niece, who was 3 at the time. My brother's wife at the time (now ex) was pregnant. They had a talk with their daughter... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1662000776 | 1662005937 | t3_x2wcis | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my sexy toy on my bed
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Present-Concert5153: It’s amazing that such emotionally stunted people are allowed to be in relationships
Fnord1966: Seriously.
Zomg my chosen life partner might see the thing that I use for pleasure, can't have that at all!
Present-Concert5153: Also, never as... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1662003721 | 1662005308 | t3_x2xbrp | t5_2to41 | 11 | NeighborhoodNo7302: Tifu my university classes and can’t move on this year. I’m failed my parents and now I just want to end my self
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socalluvs: You can still take the class next year. One extra semester is not worth feeling like a failure or harming yourself. You’re pursuing a great career and you’re going to... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1661998790 | 1662139491 | t3_x2vnqq | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by rejecting my crush and faking being gay
I've had a crush and been friends with a girl for 6 years now. She is truly an amazing perosn and freind I'm so happy I meet. I've liked other girls through out the years and word spread about that. My self confidence has always been low so I never have asked o... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1662004971 | 1662049525 | t3_x2xq79 | t5_2to41 | 159 | minutetillmidnight: TIFU by not paying attention to key sounds while diving in a Dolphin habitat.
This happened many years ago in my Late 20’s early 30’s I worked at a marine park as a diver/reptile specialist. So I’m diving the rough tooth dolphin habitat cleaning and because dolphins can be very dangerous the trainer... | 8 | 19.875 | |
1662007620 | 1662066201 | t3_x2yjcj | t5_2to41 | 7 | Fap_Fappity: TIFU by using nair on my head to make myself bald
TIFU by using nair on my head to make myself bald
So this is my first post in here. I had a few drinks and my head was freshly buzzed. My roomate wasn't home to give a hand putting nair on my head. I decided it would be a grand idea and relatively harmless... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1662006828 | 1662008892 | t3_x2yayz | t5_2to41 | 213 | ThatWeirdAussie: TIFU by donating my tampon
So this morning like the title says, I donated my tampon. I had a late night and right before I went to bed I got my period so I padded up and tried to sleep. When I left the house I put a spare tampon which had a purple wrapper in my bag where there were some spare coins I p... | 4 | 53.25 | |
1662017503 | 1662063800 | t3_x31a96 | t5_2to41 | 173 | [deleted]: Tifu by missing my morning poo
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Princess-Pancake-97: Do public toilets not exist where you live?
TheMeltingDevil: If this is in the UK sadly not, being a tradesman myself I’ve shit in some unfortunate places
Princess-Pancake-97: That’s wild. Public toilets are everywhere here, I assumed it was like ... | 8 | 21.625 | |
1662029484 | 1662030753 | t3_x34gqa | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying something to somebody at a wedding.
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Bwaapbwaap: Isn't that exactly what your comment means...?
"Small world ey"...
How did they interpret it?
EDIT: Nevermind, I get it. Even if it was a silly remark, they could have laughed about it. Their loss.
Mean-Specialist90: Yeah that's what ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1662030720 | 1662031422 | t3_x34uz6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | DidYouKillMyFather: TIFU by Running Down 5 Flights of Stairs
I keep debating whether or not to share this story, but if you’re reading this, it means I’ve shared it. Also, see the end for alternative titles.
Obligatory this wasn’t today, but was about a month ago as I write this.
My partner and I went on a small vaca... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1662030795 | 1662034246 | t3_x34vrb | t5_2to41 | 100 | gringopaisa18: TIFU A Tip Larger Than Expected
This happened last night. I picked up some friends from the airport and they were hungry so we stopped a couple places for food. They wanted fried chicken and I wanted Thai.
Their almost one year child starts losing his shit so when we arrived for my Thai food I was in a... | 4 | 25 | |
1662032819 | 1662048224 | t3_x35iu6 | t5_2to41 | 143,370 | TylerLife: TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off
A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play ... | 10 | 14,337 | |
1662005225 | 1662040637 | t3_x2xt3r | t5_2to41 | 72 | GingerSnap13420: TIFU at work
On mobile sorry for any issues.
So for a bit of background, I'm a psw ( or caregiver, probably more names depending where you are). So poop and other bodily fluids normallydon'tbother me.
However, when I went to drain an ostomy today (poop bag) I ended up. Dropping. The entire. Cup of po... | 4 | 18 | |
1662033529 | 1662040583 | t3_x35r43 | t5_2to41 | -3 | somek_pamak: TIFU by getting my step-sister pregnant.
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Medical_Mix6379: Idk if that's a true story but all i can say is that she is not your real sister and it wasn't your fault cause your parents didn't tell you anything. The FU is getting someone pregnant at that age. You're young go enjoy your life. Your li... | 6 | -0.5 | |
1662034670 | 1662037763 | t3_x36699 | t5_2to41 | 67 | Ok-Cancel-7126: TIFU by taking laxatives for constipation.
I started antidepressants about 2 weeks ago. It only occurred to me last night when I was plagued with the worst stomach cramps of my life that I had not had a bowel movement for over two weeks. Of course, I immediately run to the bathroom and try to pass this ... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1662035020 | 1662138810 | t3_x36apj | t5_2to41 | 37 | Automatic-Ad7559: tifu by not knowing how to shave my crotch.
tifu by not knowing how to shave my crotch.
First post so please excuse any poor formatting. Characters: me quite nervous 16 year old guy. Dad roughly 50, very loving however has some short comings like not being the most informative/helpful
Title says it... | 12 | 3.083333 | |
1662034953 | 1662127287 | t3_x369xn | t5_2to41 | 677 | sespides2: TIFUpdate: I mocked my grandpa's horse-related trauma. I made it right with Grandma and took the time to learn the full story
Original post [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wqvt2m/tifu_by_making_light_of_my_grandpas_unpleasant/)
First, thanks to everyone who commented, I got some good advice an... | 9 | 75.222222 |
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