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1662177859 | 1662186040 | t3_x4l1th | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating an edible
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-Ernie: First edible was 400mg?!
Yeah of course you tripped balls, lol.
WrathOfVishnu: I only smoke now which is a much better way to deal with my anxiety 😂
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1662182565 | 1662184596 | t3_x4mfrf | t5_2to41 | 20 | SavageKitsune762: tifu when i snuck a girl into my house so we could be on my roof
I (15m) fucked bringing my friend(16f) into my house so we could chill on the roof. For major context, i am aromantic and not interested in this friend in any sexual or romantic way, entirely platonic. We were hanging out by these connex... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1662185064 | 1662235621 | t3_x4n50a | t5_2to41 | 44 | Fernando_536: TIFU by playing “Glimpse of Us” by joji next to my girlfriend
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CovidPangolin: 15 year olds need to stop making tifu posts, your lives are boring as fuck.
Fernando_536: It’s a good thing I’m 10 years older then 15
CovidPangolin: Lmao, nothing to show for it.
AMATHYST_MLX: Solipsism be like
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1662185550 | 1662187071 | t3_x4n9q7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | RREDWOLF83: TIFU I think my friend tried to sleep with me
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koozy407: Don’t freak yourself out. If she did want sex, she will give another sign. It’s not like you missed your one and only chance. Try texting a flirty comment and go from there. Good luck.
RREDWOLF83: Yeah I guess you are right. But like I said w... | 11 | 1.090909 | |
1662185664 | 1662186226 | t3_x4nat6 | t5_2to41 | 18 | sunset__view: TIFU by jokingly saying I wanted to kms via school email
Okay. During my 7th period I was emailing a friend who moved from my school to another one in a different town not so far away. While we were talking to each other, I was doing my math homework. It was difficult for me to process, and I was taking m... | 3 | 6 | |
1662188671 | 1662224919 | t3_x4o3b2 | t5_2to41 | 1,760 | [deleted]: Tifu by keeping her face covered with my shirt while having sex
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lycheelu5: This is literally gross and disgusting and she’s never going to forget it
InternationalBunch22: Yea her behavior was right?
ThisIsWhoIAm78: "Ew, your dick is so small. Also, can you turn the lights off? You're too ugly for m... | 13 | 135.384615 | |
1662189244 | 1662189692 | t3_x4o8p2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting in Taco Bell
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andnom: Sounds like you had a shitty day…
dell_55: I did message the host around an hour ago asking for TP. Didn't mention the explosion. I sterilized the place.
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1662180817 | 1662204347 | t3_x4lx4t | t5_2to41 | 51 | Beautiful_Fishing569: TIFU for watching anime at a birthday party
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bobbyisgayhehe: Damm I bet they thought it was something diffrent
SwimmingCount: Sadly a minor ecchi scene can be misunderstood as a hentai anime by normies out there such as what happened with OP
* scoffs superiorly *
bobbyisgayhehe: Times u ... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1662189743 | 1662191279 | t3_x4oddq | t5_2to41 | 13 | NotSundayy: TIFU my girlfriend of 3 years just left me
My girlfriend of 3 years just left and I don’t know if was my fault or something else is happening.
Context: me and my now ex were dating for around 3 years. We’ve been dating since freshman year and I thought she was the one. She was amazing and we genuinely love... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1662191717 | 1662195123 | t3_x4ovga | t5_2to41 | -12 | [deleted]: Tifu by having freaky time with a girl
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127peter: Most 16 year old would be proud to have oral sex with a willing girl and everyone knowing. To be clear did you ejaculate ? And was it just you who had oral with her and did she enjoy it
Ablaze_Lift: Yeah i only gave oral and that was the whole thing ... | 7 | -1.714286 | |
1662191680 | 1662216701 | t3_x4ov4m | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by Contributed to two kids losing their dog
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JMochs23: You can't play the 'if' game, especially when it's not your fault. Yes you hit the dog, and yes the dog ended up passing away, but the blame lies only with the one left with the responsibility of watching the dog. She didn't do her job and ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1662192358 | 1662256752 | t3_x4p1f6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | so-boo-sentual: TIFU by smoking on the school bus and almost died
It’s nothing much but, I really did mess up with this one! This was almost about a year ago, I had just turned 16 it was the end of the school day and me and my friends were getting on the bus, one of them had a wax pen and I decided to hit it about 12 t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1662194021 | 1662204487 | t3_x4pgb3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | crypto4life07: TIFU by telling my wife to ignore the criticism by society :)
We were celebrating our 3rd year Marriage anniversary, having a nice dinner date and not sure how we got into a discussion around feminism/sexism topic. I have been always aware of my wife being extremely angry towards this topic.
Our view di... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1662202389 | 1662213850 | t3_x4rkz6 | t5_2to41 | 2,249 | [deleted]: TIFU By sexting with a potential cyber criminal on video
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The64YearOldWalrus: Get one step ahead and put a video of you popping your jolly on Facebook
struggling_student45: i'll go two steps ahead and dm my followers a film of me nutting on cam
hot-sauce-on-my-cock: W... | 10 | 224.9 | |
1662203226 | 1662208649 | t3_x4rt4q | t5_2to41 | 37 | TheNazgulCannotCum: TIFU putting my brother in charge of the projector
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Slimjuggalo2002: This is hilarious! If I am you, I am planning a long, cold revenge.
allxOld13: I'm thinking about a performance or new song on baby brothers problems with constipation;-)
Slimjuggalo2002: Sure. On his wedding day.
allxOld1... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1662203485 | 1662204210 | t3_x4rvno | t5_2to41 | 50 | Legendarystuff16: Tifu by making a worker think I was a racist even though I was trying to make his job a little easier
So this happened around the time of expo 2020 and I (13m) was eating in a place with delicious hotdogs and boba and we had finished eating. My bad was on the table when a worker came to clean the tabl... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1662205873 | 1662237442 | t3_x4sk52 | t5_2to41 | 737 | Sir-weasel: TIFU - by displaying porn in a meeting
OK, so this actually happened 20 years ago (god I am old).
I used to work in the insurance industry in the UK. I was on a large multi faceted project to help the aging company change.
One part of it was assessing the competitors online presence and present it. In the... | 5 | 147.4 | |
1662207148 | 1662213094 | t3_x4sybm | t5_2to41 | 66,152 | goinggoblin: TIFU by telling my gf to go goblin mode on this dick
Really messed up. I showed my gf videos of animals going goblin mode because it’s one of the best meme types. They just start running around and go nuts. We have a dom/sub relationship with me being dom. Awhile ago we were getting down and I start chokin... | 11 | 6,013.818182 | |
1662207825 | 1662249626 | t3_x4t5v7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Sir-weasel: TIFU - accidentially presenting porn in a meeting
OK, so this actually happened 20 years ago (god I am old).
I used to work in the insurance industry in the UK. I was on a large multi faceted project to help the aging company change.
One part of it was assessing the competitors online presence and present... | 3 | 3 | |
1662206049 | 1662215101 | t3_x4slzz | t5_2to41 | 3 | Sir-weasel: TIFU - by presenting porn in a meeting
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randomclouds90: Don't forget the power of "alt+tab" my friend.
Pcprof: Alt+F4 will close the window
randomclouds90: Oh, learning something new today haha. Thanks!.
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1662212707 | 1662214424 | t3_x4ussk | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By accidentally mentioning to my little brother that my mom wasn't allowed on a theme park ride
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justyn122: Not to be an ass. But maybe she can use some of that embarrassment as motivation to not be so fat.
Theweirdposidenchild: What the actual fuck
justyn122: I'm sure it'd slightly "insensitiv... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1662214015 | 1662214599 | t3_x4v9tp | t5_2to41 | 4 | ObsessedSasha: TIFU by thinking I had a chance with a celebrity
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Devittraisedto2: Did your other account get banned or
Because you're definitely the same person who was desperate for Sasha Grey and it only took you a few days to realize that's not possible.
\> I know I'm a loser and a creep and I'll proba... | 4 | 1 | |
1662214418 | 1662272513 | t3_x4vf8n | t5_2to41 | 3 | jaeotu: TIFU By smoking outside
Not sure if this post is worthy for this sub, but here I go. I (M15) was smoking on rooftops outside houses, careless when I got a photo taken of me sent to me, obviously the teenager I am I panicked, it being sent to my mom was scary but the fact someone took it just creeped me. I w... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1662216659 | 1662217397 | t3_x4w8o8 | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking nobody was home
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[deleted]: Omg... your roommate now thinks you're Mr 1" looooooool. Go get it hard and show him otherwise
locotech707: I would
[deleted]: Loool imagine he does... "look look look, it's actually 2"!!!! Loool
locotech707: Still better than 1" lol
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1662216327 | 1662247310 | t3_x4w49r | t5_2to41 | 63 | Saranghaix: TIFU by getting my dog a new dog bed
Lemme preface this by saying that I love my corgi with all my heart, he is my fluffy baby and I wish only the best for him. For my birthday I asked for toys and a second dog bed for him (one in the living room and the new one for my bedroom) - and it's been wonderful see... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1662216220 | 1662226019 | t3_x4w2wl | t5_2to41 | 26 | Gideonstar: TIFU- Gave a good friend a loan.
So the usual disclaimer this didn't happen today, i lent a good friend £2500($2800ish) last December.
Im from the uk and he is in America.
I got made redundant from work and didn't need the money straight away, he needed a new pc and him being a very good friend(known and ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1662218387 | 1662317191 | t3_x4ww3l | t5_2to41 | 120 | [deleted]: TIFU by biting my phone
I know how stupid this sounds, but just hear me out.
Okay, so, I’m a stupid 14 year old girl who was trying to climb a tree. I had no pockets, so I decided to hold my phone in my mouth so I could use both hands. Well, then, you guessed it. The screen cracked a very reasonably si... | 5 | 24 | |
1662219724 | 1662230928 | t3_x4xf0r | t5_2to41 | 342 | TopherB-1978: TIFU by eating the Sun
I (male 44) have always loved spicy foods and hot sauces. Whilst I never felt the need to exhibit my machismo through self destructive acts like the Carolina Reaper challenge, I was quietly confident in my tolerance of spice. Until today…
Visiting a local chilli festival, I had bee... | 4 | 85.5 | |
1662216701 | 1662308282 | t3_x4w97q | t5_2to41 | 221 | MemoryExternal9619: TIFU by miscommunicating with my closest friend
When my college started, I joined a week late and didn't know anyone except two friends. I joined their friend group. There was a girl in that group. We didn't talk much, just hii hello.. for around 1.5 months. Then we started talking, and I felt just... | 7 | 31.571429 | |
1662222173 | 1662222394 | t3_x4ye6w | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: tifu see you in hell haribo sugar free gummy bears
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Mr_Grinch91: https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC?ref_=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=7ac75cec-f72f-4c95-a162-3a25eb19d3ee
algoporlacara: First thing that came to my mind.
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1662223851 | 1662227882 | t3_x4z1lt | t5_2to41 | 11 | Gold-Caregiver3504: TIFU by waiting to long.
TIFU by waiting to long.
I (14m) confess to my crush (14f) that I like her 3 months ago and she liked me back. Wonderful. We are in the same friend group and whenever we would hang out, her friends would push or nudge her towards me she would freak out and run away or grab ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1662224239 | 1662320234 | t3_x4z6wz | t5_2to41 | 15,347 | GrandeFodedor: TIFU by Pavlov conditioning myself to get a boner every time I see the ocean
I(22M) have had a crippling fear of the ocean since I was a kid, the fact that I live on an island doesn't help that at all, with the years the fear only got worse, so at the beginning of the pandemic I had a great idea. Since I... | 11 | 1,395.181818 | |
1662224414 | 1662357121 | t3_x4z9cz | t5_2to41 | 14 | Ucat2BKittenm3: TIFU by being too sex positive
A bit of background on me, I am a mid twenties lady who is bisexual and used to work at an adult toy store so to say I am comfortable talking about sex is an understatement. Now onto the fuck up that happened last night.
Some of my friends and I were out at a local bar wh... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1662228192 | 1662228816 | t3_x50p9y | t5_2to41 | -1 | Rebeca6669: TIFU, Reddit. I (23F) did something truly, absolutely horrible.
I know I shouldn't have. I know that, for my entire life, I've held back. I've managed to go on without doing this nearly every day since I heard about it, because I knew if I did, I would be corrupted forever. I knew that it would ruin me, a l... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1662230109 | 1662253863 | t3_x51fs7 | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by holding back masturbation and having pain in groin area
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periperichipstogo: I thought the OP was someone I know because I just heard this happen to someone else 🤣
He apparently does not ahem empty his pipes regularly enough (like goes weeks at a time) and got a massive infection built up. ... | 8 | 7.625 | |
1662230664 | 1662231186 | t3_x51nhk | t5_2to41 | 4 | CantLoveSasha: TIFU by thinking I could control my life
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JustWantedAUsername: If you describe your future partners as dumb and average looking youll probably end up alone. Heres the thing, anyone who is good at anything worked their asses off to be so. Suggesting that every artist or skilled individual was bor... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1662229993 | 1662252230 | t3_x51e4m | t5_2to41 | 1,516 | denkipb: TIFU by thinking I got spanked by a ghost
This happened a couple of years ago, but I just discovered this subreddit, so here we go.
My gf and I had been dating for a couple of months and were on a long road trip, so we decided to spend the night in a motel, in my country, it was pretty common to find hidden ... | 5 | 303.2 | |
1662232025 | 1662288282 | t3_x526bm | t5_2to41 | 1,316 | buriednotmarried: TIFU by telling my new fiance the truth.
So I've always been *crazy* commitmentphobic. I told my boyfriend when we first started dating that I didn't believe in marriage, so he shouldn't ask. Well... it's been 8 years now and I've come around on the idea, finally. It was so awkward- I told him, "You r... | 7 | 188 | |
1662232447 | 1662243456 | t3_x52c15 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming in a tinder girl's mouth
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El_Burrito_Supremo: You definitely blew it.
SageCactus: I see what you did there
Melodic-Ad7271: I saw it too.
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1662232765 | 1662305255 | t3_x52g9u | t5_2to41 | 749 | _BreakingGood_: TIFU by becoming addicted to something without even knowing what it was
So this is a weird one.
I bought a big package of a zero sugar "juice" like product. Like 64 bottles total. I started off drinking a lot, maybe a bottle a day. Then after a while I cut it down to maybe 2-3 bottles a week. But the... | 10 | 74.9 | |
1662234507 | 1662234766 | t3_x533je | t5_2to41 | 2 | DriedUpSemen: TIFU by embarrassing myself in front of my girlfriend and her friends by saying I would, "drink the milk out of Donald Trump's man tits."
I fuuucked up.
Me and my girlfriend were at a get together with four of her friends that I didn't know at all. I was very nervous, as I am not the best socially, espec... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1662235063 | 1662244702 | t3_x53awl | t5_2to41 | 21 | onemorestripe: TIFU by spending $20k without talking to our neighbors
So this was a communal fuck up at work but I'm posting on my account (hi MJ!). We go through tons of cardboard at work. We import and export door hardware. Before covid, we always had a guy in charge of flattening the cardboard and taking it to the d... | 3 | 7 | |
1662235020 | 1662271431 | t3_x53acl | t5_2to41 | 2 | Internal_Teaching_80: TIFU (update) by going on a double date / half blind date with my nephew
Hi guys,
You all know the story when I went with my cousin on a double date and the chaotic situation I found myself in. I posted the story on reddit with the exact same title as here, so read that if you haven't already.
W... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1662236013 | 1662237384 | t3_x53ne9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | DullGood9107: TIFU by finding out that hearing loss is fatal
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everydayasl: I am a Deaf person to a 5th generation Deaf family. Most of our ancestors lived to nearly 100, so, what I have read is certainly bull-fucking-shit!
SnooHedgehogs1524: No you're a zombie. It's double tap time.
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1662236234 | 1662245549 | t3_x53qda | t5_2to41 | 34 | odiobananas: TIFU by wearing white to my cousin's wedding
Obligatory happened about eight years ago, but I only just realized it.
For background when I was a teenager, I was very unaware of social customs. I had a very small friend circle and we were all awkward nerds with very little social life outside getting toge... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1662236859 | 1662243369 | t3_x53ygt | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing everywhere
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Acetabulum99: This...is new information. How in the world does a waxing change this? The only thing I can guess is that with no pubic hair your sweat will not dissipate as easily and you end up being a bit more sticky. Your urethera can't change position...so im guessin... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1662236894 | 1662275655 | t3_x53yx0 | t5_2to41 | 38 | FruitLoopsAreAwesome: TIFU During Midnight Olympics
**For clarification:** My partner can't stop laughing as it happened again. She thinks all of you will enjoy this. I'll post a link to what happened last time below.
My partner and me are finally engaged. We celebrated last night with a family dinner. My daughter is ... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1662236982 | 1662240112 | t3_x53zyr | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally leaving a porn tab open
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MuscleManReddit: Wanna know who else left a porn tab open?
My Mom
zero_cool702: Classic
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1662239251 | 1662256029 | t3_x54usa | t5_2to41 | 10 | Acutor_: TIFU- By laying down with my gf and trying to build our relationship
So I (19m) and girlfirend (17f) wanted to spend the night together, her birthday is in 2 weeks so I've wanted to make this month special for her. Now idk if I'm even going to be able to see her on her birthday. Basically my family is out of t... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1662239320 | 1662294917 | t3_x54vpv | t5_2to41 | 50 | cupshitterthrowaway: TIFU by telling my girlfriend to shit in a cup
This happened just under three years ago. Throwaway account for obvious reasons. People know me by my username and I want to preserve what’s left of my girlfriend’s dignity.
My girlfriend and I study at different universities. We got together before w... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1662239004 | 1662244975 | t3_x54rak | t5_2to41 | 25 | Callme-cameron: TIFU by letting a spider stay inside my house
I don’t like to admit it, but I’m really afraid of spiders. Whenever I encounter one in my house, especially in my bedroom, I’ll freeze up and panic a little inside. Touching them makes my skin crawl, no matter if they’re alive or dead. Basically, I’m not th... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1662239809 | 1662245435 | t3_x552b7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting me ex stay the night and phart on me
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MajestaHazel: I have never in my life seen someone smell fart with a ph…
Scarboroughwarning: I've never seen anyone spell spell with an "m".
Seriously though, I 100% agree. Ph.... Lol
MajestaHazel: Welp. You can tell by my autocorrect what I usu... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1662239702 | 1662268973 | t3_x550vg | t5_2to41 | 20,509 | Helovessav: TIFU by eating my man’s ass
I am a very sexual person i do really enjoy sex but as a clean freak and a girly girl i never had the thought to ever do something like this. I was giving him head like usual he always enjoys and has the same reactions and body languages. But this time, this time his body languag... | 11 | 1,864.454545 | |
1662242078 | 1662355783 | t3_x55ww9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Sauciicaramel: TIFU I'm Tylers girlfriend and i have something to say.
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jezus317410: There is no fuck up and no update. Just attention seeking. Your attempting to shame your boyfriend for useless internet points from stranger's.
Rum_n_Nuka: Searching for the name 'sauciicaramel' just brings up a low performing... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1662243455 | 1662244325 | t3_x56f0l | t5_2to41 | 3 | Alternative-Eye-7750: TIFU By trying to get back together with my ex girlfriend
To day I fucked up by trying to get back to together with my 25male ex girlfriend 24female. For a little bit of back story when me and my ex were, both 19 I slept with her mom48
My ex who I’ll call Jen walked in on me and her mom sleepin... | 3 | 1 | |
1662232437 | 1662837142 | t3_x52bx9 | t5_2to41 | 84 | ForeverInBlackJeans: TIFU by eating the worlds spiciest tortilla chip
Last night I decided to do the Paqui One Chip Challenge. For those unaware, it’s basically just a tortilla chip coated in an insane amount of powder made of Carolina Reaper and Scorpion peppers. For an added twist, this year’s version turns your mout... | 6 | 14 | |
1662242838 | 1662269168 | t3_x566wq | t5_2to41 | 6 | Alternative-Eye-7750: TIFU By trying to get back together with my ex girlfriend
To day I fucked up by trying to get back to together with my 25male ex girlfriend 24female. For a little bit of back story when me and my ex were, both 19 I slept with her mom48
My ex who I’ll call Jen walked in on me and her mom sleep... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1662245069 | 1662245347 | t3_x5707u | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying something out I saw on r/funny with the wife
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[deleted]: Your first mistake was browsing r/funny
nightwalkerxx: Nothing is funny on r/funny. I always knew but this, this right here, proved it.
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1662246529 | 1662249385 | t3_x57jab | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU By breaking up with my partner while still loving them.
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Educational-Glass-63: What's to love about him? He cheated on you, not once but twice and that's what you know for sure. He begs forgiveness, you give it to him, he moves you to a new city and he decides you bore him so he moves back hom... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1662249952 | 1662280505 | t3_x58qd6 | t5_2to41 | 27 | KlutzyLavishness8325: TIFU by thinking I was safe to jerk off
Okay before I get into this I’d just like to say this is not one of my finer moments. Anyways, it was the middle of the afternoon and my family was wanting to go out to eat Mexican food for dinner. While I (18M), wasn’t feeling it because a: I was tired, b; ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1662243369 | 1662340964 | t3_x56dwr | t5_2to41 | 135 | ThrowThisAway6272849: TIFU by getting into a car accident
Hello!
You are looking at the first person to crash a new RAV4 XLE Hybrid (awd) 3 months into driving it. It was front end damage only but engine is still good, shop said it’ll take 8 weeks or longer bc of part shipment and repair. Miles were around 2200. No on... | 6 | 22.5 | |
1662249356 | 1662442996 | t3_x58j0a | t5_2to41 | 404 | Diversityismydrug: TIFU for ghosting my friend group for nearly three years and finally realizing they miss me
Today, I got a voicemail.
I move a lot. My parents aren’t even in the military, but they can’t seem to stay in one place for too long due to one random excuse or another. I am also a hyperactive, impulsive, ... | 9 | 44.888889 | |
1662251962 | 1666168992 | t3_x59exl | t5_2to41 | 9 | Medical_Mix6379: TIFU by inviting my dad to a get a drink
So i won't make this long.
Today my brother got invited to a dinner with our mutual friends so he told me to come with him even though they didn't invite me or anything ( apparently they told him to bring me). We were having dinner at my friend's house and like... | 9 | 1 | |
1662253244 | 1662256675 | t3_x59ukg | t5_2to41 | 9 | all-that-went-unsaid: TIFU by ruining a friendship because I didn’t talk to them over the summer
My friend contacted me yesterday with the infamous “can we talk” message. So for about 3 hours on a phone call they talked about how much I hurt them by ghosting them throughout the summer and giving them dry responses when... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1662256504 | 1662257385 | t3_x5axfq | t5_2to41 | 25 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #59!🥳 Come share your stories and have fun! Also, JC is married. ❤️🦋🥰
manda-mayhem: Wait but isn’t this talk about how “today I fucked up” ?
JC1812: That and stories in general and just chatting.
manda-mayhem: Okay okay the success story threw me off haha
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1662256101 | 1662345595 | t3_x5aslo | t5_2to41 | 58 | nice_skeleton: TIFU by almost getting trafficked in LA
I'm sorry in advance for all the Grammar errors.
3 years ago I ended up in LA on meth, (I'm sober now, no worries) I was with my sister staying in a 1 star motel after pulling an insurance scam that paid us $1,200 each. We stayed up all night giving ourselves st... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1662257069 | 1662264677 | t3_x5b45g | t5_2to41 | 23 | Meghy44: TIFU: getting in a fight with a girl on reddit
Ok so this girl posted about the viral post that had girls nipples poking through their shirts and basically she was mad. Any man that replied she would reply “oink” or pig emojis at them. I started standing up for the men in the comments (who btw weren’t doing an... | 9 | 2.555556 | |
1662253390 | 1670660555 | t3_x59wf1 | t5_2to41 | 15 | RavishingRed07: TIFU by also reading the TIFU by playing the same song for 2 years during sex with my gf post...
I have no idea how to add the screenshot here or how to link the TIFU, but I'm sure most of you know what I am talking about by now. Honestly I want going to post without adding that stuff, but slept on it a... | 3 | 5 | |
1662260660 | 1662262323 | t3_x5caig | t5_2to41 | 5 | Burnt_boiy: TIFU by trying to call my mom.
So earlier I was trying to call my mom who lives across the country from me. But I had her old number still on my phone and I didn't realize it. So I went to call her but it was my mom's old number and so I hung up as soon as I realized and no one answered. I called my mom's c... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1662262929 | 1662301649 | t3_x5d0l4 | t5_2to41 | 668 | shameless-3: TIFU by being a ho (again)
Well, this was awkward. My 33 year old sel(f) has given up on finding true love and I'm enjoying the best of the worst of tinder both in confession and conversation. The city I live in is definitely filled with single women and most of the single guys are just tools who flex and ... | 11 | 60.727273 | |
1662262218 | 1662329905 | t3_x5csdh | t5_2to41 | 43 | DemonKnight83: TIFU: Just do it yourself
So I´m moving in with my mother in law after after getting kicked out of my apartment (owner wants to sell). The housing situation where I live is really bad. NOTHING is available unless you´re willing to auction body parts. To add insult to injury, I´ve been up to my ass at wor... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1662266353 | 1662272878 | t3_x5e2v7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | radman180: TIFU by speeding on public roads
Today I fucked up within 30 seconds of sitting down in the driver's seat of my new friend's Honda Civic Type R.
I'm a car enthusiast, and with that, I luckily get to meet people with some pretty cool cars, and even sometimes they let me drive their cool cars. Today was one o... | 6 | 1 | |
1662266922 | 1662325090 | t3_x5e90p | t5_2to41 | 8 | Questgine: TIFU by accidentally playing porn audio over my car’s Bluetooth while my wife and kids were in the car
So earlier today, my wife and my 8 and 5 year old daughters were going out to get haircuts. Since they would be gone for a couple hours, I figured I’d have a little me time while I’m home alone. I heard the... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1662266052 | 1662727933 | t3_x5dzoj | t5_2to41 | 33 | iajshdflkasdjhflkasd: TIFU by searching up my mom on tiktok
I'm a high schooler, and definitely in tiktok's target audience, been using it since 2019, etc. A while back my mom showed me a video she made that she thought was funny, and I took note of her username. Today I looked it up, and at first it was normal. I too... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1662268410 | 1662313812 | t3_x5eon7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | loaxming: TIFU by threatening my ex
all fake names.
so this happened about 6 weeks ago.
i dated this guy, gavin, for a few months. march 2022 - july 2022.
gavin and i met at work. we work for the same grocery company, but in different departments. he works in the curbside department as a personal shopper, and i work ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1662268801 | 1662269146 | t3_x5esl5 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Jtrich: TIFU by accidentally charging over $1,000 to my brother's card.
So this happened maybe an hour ago and I'm definitely still drunk.
Context: I live with my brother and his wife in Downtown (Midwest Capital City) They're somewhat well-to-do and order Uber eats, grub hub, instacart, what have you, a lot.
My brot... | 3 | 11 | |
1662274869 | 1662301838 | t3_x5ggac | t5_2to41 | 1,453 | ExtremeLopsided4285: TIFU by telling my gf I feel like a wallet
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MuggleWitch: Reddest flag, friend.
Most women I know myself included feel the need to pay. Why would we have jobs, incomes and savings and not offer money?
We also understand that our partners need a break from paying for us. It's a negotiat... | 14 | 103.785714 | |
1662275606 | 1662294911 | t3_x5gno2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | OxymoronFromMars: TIFU by going out to dinner with my best friend’s coworkers
So this happened at about 7pm tonight (it’s midnight now, so I guess it was technically yesterday). I took a 6 hour train ride up to see my best friend. She moved far away to help manage her husband’s store up north and had a hard time transi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1662278328 | 1662313323 | t3_x5hcz5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | BorderInside: TIFU By Putting My Bloody Hand in Communal Food
TIFU by putting my bloody hand in my housemates food. Here’s some background. I’ve been sick for the past week and over the past few days I have had tons of bloody noses. I’ve bled everywhere and all the time. In the shower, on the toilet, on the bed, on the... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1662278962 | 1662280096 | t3_x5hj3m | t5_2to41 | 10 | deeznutzz34: TIFU by getting my master plan leaked
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Horti_boi: My IQ dipped reading this. Are you 10? Edit, ohh, you’re karma farming. Do it with some finesse please.
Creinium13: This kid has not discovered his penis yet.
Jesus fuck. Go find some lotion junior.
Horti_boi: Hahaha, that’s savage lol
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1662279878 | 1662283222 | t3_x5hrpf | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU/My (F/53) Gf Told Me (M/55) Today, That Our Love-Song Is A Huge Turn-Off For Her.
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Kaidu313: Anyone else think this is just Rip off of [that other tifu? ](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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1662281426 | 1662284205 | t3_x5i62k | t5_2to41 | 15 | bring-grimm-back: TIFU by eating the 2022 paqui one chip challange
I often eat spicy food, a lot. Spicy food is my favorite type of food. ButI bought the 2022 paqui one chip challenge today. Although it wasn’t that spicy to me, the flavor was absolutely awful. It tastes like satins ball sack. It was the worst flavor c... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1662283164 | 1662305414 | t3_x5imit | t5_2to41 | 55 | CyberMaddie: TIFU by not checking the washing machine
Long time lurker, first time poster, on mobile and terrible with English. Yes, it is my first language. This happened two hours ago. NSFW to be safe. Onto the FU.
Where to begin. So, earlier today I was in a rush to get my clothes in the washer and get my shower do... | 5 | 11 | |
1662283218 | 1662336645 | t3_x5in2u | t5_2to41 | 698 | DoneWithDad4Good: TIFU drinking with my girlfriend's dad
A few nights ago I (19m) had dinner with my gf and her parents at their house. It was my first time meeting her family. The evening was going well up until the private man to man moment between the dad and I after dinner. He offered me a beer and proceeded to ask... | 8 | 87.25 | |
1662284082 | 1662298648 | t3_x5iv96 | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my new classmate my long hair
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Tanagrabelle: Perhaps she's on the spectrum?
Foxrex: Perhaps she has poor boundaries?
Tanagrabelle: Perhaps both?
Foxrex: Totally.
| 5 | 20 | |
1662284874 | 1662287319 | t3_x5j2k4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | KindDingo4191: TIFU By not realizing a standard STI check doesn't typically include a Herpes screening unless you insist it be done.
Why do I know this now? My Partner of 7 years was diagnosed with HSV-2 earlier this week and was absolutely devastated when she found out that her annual STD check, which she anxiously wa... | 3 | 1 | |
1662289304 | 1662339853 | t3_x5k9rr | t5_2to41 | 1,068 | ihaveredditonachrome: TIFU by reading a book
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mathheadinc: Does your mom cook? Does your mom realize that cooking is a form of chemistry which is science and therefore, in her eyes, a form of “witchcraft”?
Don’t ask her to her face. I don’t want to get you into more trouble. Just want to show how faulty that... | 12 | 89 | |
1662289720 | 1662331274 | t3_x5kdvu | t5_2to41 | 8,935 | Naive_Inevitable8818: TIFU by taking a shower with my girlfriend
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jefftatro1: I'm 17 and am showering with a girl, then I "forgot" she was there.
PJ_Plays: I had "never" showered with anyone before tho
FluffyCloud5: I'm confused, are you implying most 17 year olds have showered with someone else?
PJ_Plays: nah... | 11 | 812.272727 | |
1662290179 | 1662614333 | t3_x5kiod | t5_2to41 | 50 | iDRSmyGME: TIFU by Missing the Cup
So per doctors orders for the past week I haven't ejaculated. (Taking stupid drugs that may effect sperm count).
Felt pretty good about making it 2 weeks and today I was due for a semen analysis. Got to the clinic met with reception and shortly after was sent on my merry way to a s... | 5 | 10 | |
1662291367 | 1662295128 | t3_x5kup0 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by bruising myself
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InstallWizard: Seek professional help.
VinPossible: Yeah my dude get u some therapy some woooo saaa. Or ommmmmm. Whatever scented candles.
InstallWizard: 
VinPossible: ^ that. Reddit to the rescue
| 5 | 6.2 | |
1662295054 | 1662301789 | t3_x5lzal | t5_2to41 | 23 | skroobler: TIFU by throwing up on my bf's dick
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InstallWizard: But did you finish the job after cleaning up?
skroobler: yeah, we went a bit further...
TheIronLunng: Someone give her an award! 👏
AcrobaticSource3: I think she already got an award...in her mouth
| 5 | 4.6 | |
1662295180 | 1665680081 | t3_x5m0qq | t5_2to41 | 11 | Tinatworinker: TIFU by ruining a beautiful paint job
TLDR: I spent 2 weeks making my used car look brand new, only to ruin it in 10 minutes.
My mechanic found me a sweet deal on a used car. I was extremely sceptical at first, because it is a 1197 Ford Escort with only 19,000 miles on it. He checked it out and says ev... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1662296969 | 1662302494 | t3_x5mm5p | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending time with my girlfriend’s friend in a closed room when girlfriend was in the house
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looncraz: Your girlfriend needs to learn to trust you. It also doesn't sound like you're "entertaining her advances," you're ignoring them.
A three-way conversation to bridge that issue may or may ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1662297207 | 1662303621 | t3_x5mp7h | t5_2to41 | 90 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be sexy and whisper during a hook up
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RGBeee: My boy went home with blue balls...
complexbanana_303: I felt SO BAD… he insisted it was ok but I probably apologized a million times. I honestly would have gone through but my floor is generally very quiet and the fans in our rooms are... | 3 | 30 | |
1662298735 | 1662325647 | t3_x5n7un | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating mcdonalds right after my stomach pains went away.
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Mordyth: Do they not have doctors where you're from?
Terrible-Ad-3093: as if my dad would let me see a doctor
Mordyth: Wtf? What kind of shittu ass fucker of a dad do you have that lets you put up with stomach pain for that long and ... | 10 | 3.2 | |
1662298110 | 1662303206 | t3_x5n06j | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by Getting Heavily Drunk And Almost Dying
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Adestimare: To be fair, I feel like the worst part of the story is those asshats not calling a fucking ambulance.
Sure it worked out in the end, but they didn't know that for sure. They might have let you die, just because they are afraid of the reperc... | 3 | 2 | |
1662299213 | 1662327167 | t3_x5ndwh | t5_2to41 | 4 | kristyiskool: TIFU by having Wattpad on my phone
Me and my friend were playing games on my phone. As you probably know Wattpad is a reading app but people use it mostly for the smut. Anyways I asked her what game she wanted to play on my phone next and she saw that I have Wattpad. She asked me why I had it. I don’t wan... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1662299496 | 1662323652 | t3_x5nhi9 | t5_2to41 | 69,340 | TylerLife: TIFU - Posting on Reddit about our sex life with CBAT and now our relationship has ended
Ok this exploded more than I expected, and has been a bit overwhelming with the messages but thought I’d give an update.
The attention hasn’t been exactly positive and this hasn’t been the best thing to happen for my r... | 13 | 5,333.846154 | |
1662294846 | 1662336313 | t3_x5lwur | t5_2to41 | 56 | Cherego: TIFU by eating from a buffet on a wedding
So actually this didnt exactly happen today, but 23 years ago. I was 7.
While attending a wedding of a family member I went to the buffet to check out what could I get there. I could see something that looked like a grapevine, but the fruits were nearly white. Thought... | 4 | 14 | |
1662291256 | 1662316831 | t3_x5ktjc | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my gf my spirit animal is a Cheetah.
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AcrobaticSource3: She wasn’t laughing because “cheetah” sounds like “cheater”. She was laughing because you are too quick during sex
Heathy94: Not really
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