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1662434074 | 1662470779 | t3_x6zirn | t5_2to41 | 71 | excessiveswag: TIFU by using “Bitter Yuck” spray to get my cat to stop eating my fake plants
For those of you who aren’t familiar with the product, “Bitter Yuck” spray is meant for dogs and cats who like to eat or chew on things that are not food. My cat has this problem, she’s really weird. Took her to the vet after s... | 5 | 14.2 | |
1662431230 | 1662542265 | t3_x6yj8x | t5_2to41 | 209 | JBroo: TIFU by passing gas on my friend
Ok so this happened about 13 years ago. To give you some context, myself and four friends were living together, freshly moved out of our parents homes in a student complex. We were all between 18 and 20 and as many students do, we partied.. a lot! Also being students we were of... | 7 | 29.857143 | |
1662436000 | 1662478790 | t3_x7067p | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking Gatorade was the name of a pokemon
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TheCanuckler: I'm sorry but Bobopher..?
ExodusGravemind: Yeah exactly, we’re just gonna glide right past the Gatorade part and talk about this lads name
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1662436141 | 1662437460 | t3_x707u9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | TARDIS40TT: TIFU by accidentaly moving some files instead of copying
This happened literally about an hour ago. For context, I am in a university biochemistry lab and was looking at some images of cells taken by a microscope. These images were on a shared OneDrive that our whole class could access. Our group needed to ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1662436390 | 1662441702 | t3_x70aso | t5_2to41 | 11 | vada_vada1948: TIFU by submerging myself in a hot tub
I was staying at my grandmother's for vacation. She's well off snd has a pool and hot tub. Naturally I decided it would be a great idea to take a dip in the hot tub.
I eventually decided to drunk my head under. It felt great. I remember wondering if what I was expe... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1662436845 | 1662946899 | t3_x70ghd | t5_2to41 | 6 | iloveeatingcheeseman: TIFU Bu attempting to kiss one of my best friends instead of communicating to him that i liked him.
This was actually on saturday and i keep having frequent panic attacks over it and i’m literally losing sleep over this even though my friend reassured me that it was okay… I feel like an awful pers... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1662437553 | 1662518934 | t3_x70p2b | t5_2to41 | 16 | ratatatouille-: TIFU by having my phone in my pocket at work
This happened today, albeit a couple hours ago. So I went to work as usual, blah blah blah. My shift ends and I go to pull my phone out of my pocket to clock out. The screen reads "iPhone unavailable". I had put my phone in my pocket with the screen towards m... | 4 | 4 | |
1662430456 | 1662522499 | t3_x6y96s | t5_2to41 | 662 | gemini8200: TIFU by using my rug as an exercise mat
In true TIFU fashion, this was not today (but 5 days ago). I recent got back into working out at home with YouTube videos. I do a lot of HIIT-style workouts, so I tend to work up a sweat. It was making the vinyl flooring quite slick. I got the bright idea to use the g... | 6 | 110.333333 | |
1662437679 | 1662449952 | t3_x70qm9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | GirlInLife: TIFU by breaking down in Geo
TW I started crying and shaking because my intrusive thoughts got so bad and my teacher noticed. He helped me out but I was still shaking.i couldn't stop. I'm at home now and I still feel bad. I feel like my problems aren't big enough and that I didn't deserve the help. My best ... | 5 | 2 | |
1662437992 | 1662709119 | t3_x70u8t | t5_2to41 | 73 | deplorable_butt: TIFU by having my cum towel discovered
Obligatory this happened over 10 years ago.
I started masturbating and watching porn as a preteen. I was having the time of my life. I didn’t want to walk around late at night to grab and throw away toilet paper constantly in case I woke my mom.
So instead I fo... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1662441800 | 1662448923 | t3_x720qg | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a girl cry then getting her tackled
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Thud2: You are the problem here as evidenced by the fact that you say "even though I despise her we are fairly close" and were openly discussing how much you dislike her in public, which is a shitty way to be.
Arcturion: The only way he can still b... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1662443565 | 1662466655 | t3_x72j8w | t5_2to41 | 43,267 | chamgirl: TIFU by giving shower head.
I (31F) was having a shower and my husband (34M) decided to join. Although it’s normal for us to shower together, we have to share a standing shower with minimal space so it can get pretty cramped. Things started getting a little steamy, and not just because the hot water. I decide... | 10 | 4,326.7 | |
1662445273 | 1662449339 | t3_x730jo | t5_2to41 | 4 | No_Appearance4468: TIFU by drinking my team leads’s milkshake
Went to the office fridge and was pretty excited to see the regular COKE, APPE JUICE then all of a sudden I was like ”Yayyy today they have free smoothies as well”
I drank it and threw it in the trash can!!
The day passed my team lead came to me whining, “... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1662448193 | 1662455306 | t3_x73tyf | t5_2to41 | 146 | Cosmixexe: TIFU - I just wanted to play Minecraft and instead saw my Aunt’s Nudes.
When I was (14M) remembered that I purchased Minecraft on my (26F) Aunt's iPhone a couple years back.
I asked her if I could sign in to her iCloud on my iPhone so I can download the game without having to rebuy it, She gave me her info,... | 7 | 20.857143 | |
1662448446 | 1662485593 | t3_x73wie | t5_2to41 | 401 | ohotadima: TIFU by brushing my teeth with a filthy toothbrush
Happened this morning a few hours ago, and I'm still cringing.
I woke up and went to the bathroom to clean my teeth. First days of work after a long vacation, I feel really sleepy in the mornings. So this is when my FU begins. I see my toothbrush laying in... | 4 | 100.25 | |
1662449842 | 1662533181 | t3_x749w2 | t5_2to41 | 190 | sum1fromhell: TIFU by smelling a woman's undies for the first time
For context im 19 and rn im spending vacations at a friends house. His sister's older than me.
It happened yesterday when i went to the bathroom for a quick wash i saw that her laundry was in a corner of the bathroom and with just a glance i could see ... | 5 | 38 | |
1662453229 | 1662462994 | t3_x7561b | t5_2to41 | 53 | IntoTheDogHouseIGo: TIFU the name of our dog
English is not my girlfriend's first language and I decided to have some fun with it when we recently adopted our first dog. We were brainstorming names and I suggested "Fellatio" as a joke. My gf liked the name so much, she hugged the dog and said "I love you, Fellatio!". H... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1662454894 | 1662628778 | t3_x75lx6 | t5_2to41 | 58 | gaeyboi69: TIFU by searching up soapy titty pics on my school account
I (16m) saw a tweet saying “send your bf a soapy titty pic he might be feeling down” so me being bored decided to have a look at it myself I opened google chrome ,not incognito mode as it was gonna be a quick search,and it said safe search on confus... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1662455947 | 1662458761 | t3_x75wbd | t5_2to41 | -3 | MenuAdministrative42: tifu by texting another girls boyfriend
I (18f) have been friends with this guy (19) since 6th grade and we briefly tried dating freshman year but it didn’t go anywhere, i’d hardly call it a relationship.
Recently me and this guy have started consistently texting again after I told him to not talk... | 6 | -0.5 | |
1662459898 | 1662464479 | t3_x76zw3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU because I wasn’t wearing panties underneath my short skirt
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thatcoolbisexual: I think it's a little unhygienic tbh. Like.. sitting down in public places where other people sit and just.. why would you show strangers (and CHILDREN) your vagina
OMGlookatthatrooster: Won't someone please think of ... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1662461618 | 1662485897 | t3_x77hix | t5_2to41 | 4,109 | fmexposefu: TIFU by forgetting my friend with benefits has a flatmate.
This happened last night, when I (18F) was staying overnight with one of my FWBs, who I'll call Jake (21M).
After we were done having sex Jake fell asleep. Not long after he did I got out of bed to put the condom in the bin and then went to the kit... | 12 | 342.416667 | |
1662464411 | 1662496181 | t3_x78cia | t5_2to41 | 114 | LitteringAnd17: TIFU by accidentally spicing up make-up sex.
Wife and I had been kinda off all day. After finally getting some us time late at night, she asked if I wanted to go upstairs to “make-up”. I did.
Now, I had made dinner which included several hot peppers. I had washed my hands at least 3 times between dinne... | 5 | 22.8 | |
1662464636 | 1662472153 | t3_x78f48 | t5_2to41 | 310 | [deleted]: TIFU By gifting a friend an expensive bottle of whiskey.
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frannyfranfran5: Omg, i was worried she drank like a $30,000 bottle of whiskey. But it was a $3,000-$4,000 bottle.
EvidenceOfInnocence: It was this year's release and the only bottle i had of her birth year. Not to mention i wouldn't be sendi... | 10 | 31 | |
1662466251 | 1662467446 | t3_x78yzw | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: tifu by busting my ass in front of a cat-caller
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The_Cold_White_Light: So a man asking you a question is a cat call now?
bbyimbleeding: why would u disturb someone w headphones on to ask where they stay.. after I have him the cig I put my headphones on & made it clear I didn’t wanna be talked to... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1662469186 | 1662471935 | t3_x7a0bl | t5_2to41 | 117 | YoghurtSafe1577: TIFU by getting kicked out before I starter Sixth Form
around February a girl and I got kicked out of a sixth form for bringing half a spliff in (left in my coat pocket), and so I emailed the current sixth form about my situation where they said i needed to wait until the next academic year to enroll
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1662470932 | 1662490001 | t3_x7ao4q | t5_2to41 | 507 | crystala12: tifu by having a threesome
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boones_farmer: Obligatory LPT for group sex gone wrong stories. First rule of group sex (any sex really, but it's especially important in group sex) is that anyone at any time has the right to stop everything for any reason.
If someone in the group is new to it, it'... | 6 | 84.5 | |
1662469359 | 1662516312 | t3_x7a325 | t5_2to41 | 48 | OneOrgasmIsEnough: TIFU when I (25m) convinced my gf (22) not to delete a voicemail greeting she made during sex
Last night I made my gf cum for the first time in our 2 year relationship. She warned me when we first started dating that it was almost impossible for her to orgasm. She said for some reason it was difficul... | 12 | 4 | |
1662474708 | 1662512633 | t3_x7c3uw | t5_2to41 | 1,982 | OkAdhesiveness9902: TIFU by eating raw beef
Well this actually happened a 2 weeks ago but i’ve been suffering the consequences. So i (19F) was scrolling through tik tok while making dinner for my family, as i’m scrolling i see a girl (can’t remember her username) eat raw beef and talk about these amazing health benefit... | 11 | 180.181818 | |
1662474959 | 1662485532 | t3_x7c7ma | t5_2to41 | 208 | MioisBeautiful: TIFU by drinking so much alcohol that I (24/F) sh*t the bed..literally
I (24F) decided to drink 6 drinks of alcohol because I was feeling really random. Well 12am rolls around and I decided to wind down and get ready for bed. I brush my teeth, shower, clean off my desk and listen to meditation music fo... | 9 | 23.111111 | |
1662477801 | 1662478775 | t3_x7dch8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Popular_Challenge517: TIFU by breaking up with my professor
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DobbyFreeElf35: Next time you're practicing creative writing, you need to use paragraphs.
smackahoe_chief: It's not her fault, her professor only wanted head and didn't do any teaching
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1662482273 | 1662497794 | t3_x7ddhj | t5_2to41 | 1,555 | DubLParaDidL: Seems like she's pretty self-centered. Entering without knocking is entitled behavior. Assuming the role play is about her is pretty looney. Sounds like she thinks everything is about her. You didn't FU at all, she did
Thyre_Radim: "Assuming the role play is about her is pretty looney"
Nah? OP admits the... | 10 | 155.5 | |
1662479248 | 1662537593 | t3_x7dxkp | t5_2to41 | 38 | TA_dirtypicstick: TIFU by checking a random thumb drive
The consequences weren’t severe but the emotional scars are.
I was told at school today that we need to buy a USB drive to store our schoolwork on. Since I am a cheap bastard, I decided to rummage around my apartment to see if I had one before I bought a new one... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1662480259 | 1662480822 | t3_x7ecmz | t5_2to41 | 15 | Alarming-Tank-2434: TIFU by forgetting to lock the shower door at my university
Throwaway account because I know people IRL who use reddit and I *really* would prefer them to not find this out.
So, I (19M) live in a residence hall at my university with mixed-gender floors and semi-private restrooms/showers. I have alw... | 3 | 5 | |
1662481980 | 1662483284 | t3_x7f1vo | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending flowers anonymously to the girl I used to date
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PrinceFlorfian: Don't message her, just accept that this person is going to think you're a creep and move on. We all have exes that hate us or think we're strange and it's not that big of a deal. Messaging her now would do nothing to ch... | 9 | 3.888889 | |
1662482951 | 1662492779 | t3_x7fg14 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Mundane-River1289: TIFU by lying on my college application and getting in
The college I applied to didn't have an entrance exam, you get in with your school grades and the results of the three final exams most people take in my country (people need to take these exams to get into college or to get better jobs). My resu... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1662482638 | 1662487351 | t3_x7fbgq | t5_2to41 | 29 | cassandrakeepitdown: TIFU by being lazy and craving fish fingers
As with many, this wasn't today but a few years ago.
I have for as long as I can remember got hungry at about 3am and given I tend to get stoned before bed nowadays, these meals have got progressively weirder.
A few years back, I was staying at my ex b... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1662478351 | 1662501508 | t3_x7dklz | t5_2to41 | 37 | Slow_Alternative2811: TIFU by letting my dog sniff inside a bush.
Sooooo, today I was walking my dog, per usual. And most of the time if she needs to stop to take a leak, poop, and/or smell around for a bit I do. During mid walk, tell me why in this one particular bush she pulls out a big ass dead squirrel.
I immedi... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1662483406 | 1662520934 | t3_x7fmrg | t5_2to41 | 813 | h0t_doG: TIFU by kicking a kid into a swimming pool.
So me and my family were on vacation. The place
we were staying at was very beautiful and there was
so much to do. This resort also had a water slide, and
at my grown age, I had to ride it. Me and my younger
brother were having a competition for who could go
down the... | 4 | 203.25 | |
1662484009 | 1662899189 | t3_x7fwvs | t5_2to41 | 38 | ThinkTwo4410: TIFU by getting caught watching gay fortnite porn in class
Today i fucked up by getting caught watching gay fortnite porn in class
So i (14M) today i was in class and i check my phone and i see my friend sent me something on text. I click on what he sent me and a video of a anime edit. And i wanted to se... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1662484994 | 1662485227 | t3_x7gbo9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Ok_Introduction_977: TIFU By Calling Into Work
This happened Yesterday, I'm a day late. Long time reader, first time poster
Yesterday I called in for work at my small-town restaurant cafe for the first time in the year that I've work'd there to let them know I wouldn't be coming in for personal reasons. I texted my pr... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1662488631 | 1662514078 | t3_x7htrd | t5_2to41 | 5 | RareEncounterThrwawy: TIFU by shareing my friend's story as my own on a Reddit post.
Today I fucked up as title states. I know I'm a bitch for it. She shared to me in confidence very intimate details about a guy she likes. I saw a Reddit post that reminded me of her situation and I told her that she should share hers b... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1662488876 | 1663135557 | t3_x7hx7z | t5_2to41 | 6 | stonerul: TIFU by not telling my gf that I had things to do
TLDR: I was busy during a videocall with my gf and made a really bad discomfort face to her
This happened yesterday. I was at home doing homework, the topic is getting harder and there was one thing that I just couldn't understand, after a while I realized t... | 3 | 2 | |
1662489676 | 1662490545 | t3_x7i8pt | t5_2to41 | 40 | green__goblin: TIFU by relapsing into alcohol.
My roommate and I started moving in together and she started talking about some things that are not comfortable with me. It unearthed some deeply rooted anger that I had buried for a few months. I didn't say anything and I don't think I acted pissed, but I started drinking... | 4 | 10 | |
1662489235 | 1662490193 | t3_x7i2e4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by having protected sex
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ghost-rider74: And she's pregnant?
firsthandjugular: No
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1662489807 | 1662568133 | t3_x7iamu | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost taking some sleeping pills while drunk off my ass
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Jakenlovesbacon: I dont think you can OD on melatonin like I might be wrong but I think you wouldve been fine
Fractured-disk: Not so much OD but mixing alcohol and sleeping pills can lead to you sleeping for a very long time
Jakenlove... | 4 | 2 | |
1662490232 | 1670039517 | t3_x7igql | t5_2to41 | 73 | velocity_ken: TIFU By making my mom think I was masturbating in my room
So this happened 2 days ago, I woke up with sharp pain in my balls probably cause of weird sleeping positions
I went to the kitchen grabbed some ice, wrapped it in a napkin and started comforting my swollen balls. I had locked my room cause I didn... | 11 | 6.636364 | |
1662490799 | 1662507496 | t3_x7ip4k | t5_2to41 | 147 | No_Honey_6900: TIFU by giving my brother the sex talk
I (22 F) have always been close with my siblings. I'm the eldest of 12 siblings (both mom and dad side, I'm their only child and they've had children with other people after) the second eldest, my brother, just turned 16, and I caught him watching porn on my laptop... | 3 | 49 | |
1662492725 | 1662506770 | t3_x7jinc | t5_2to41 | 23 | yesIamthisstupid: TIFU By having a battle of wills with a cat
Okay, I know this, I, am incredibly stupid but here we go.
My cat’s named Robin. Early into covid I rescued him at five weeks old and hand raised him. Due to covid I had a *lot* of time to spend on him. And most of that I spent training him.
Peopl... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1662491479 | 1662494633 | t3_x7izyk | t5_2to41 | 38 | PurifiedBanana: TIFU by wanting to eat spicy Doritos
This took place 3 days ago. I had moved back into my parents house for the summer as I'm helping with the family business for the season and needed a place to stay at. Now I planned on staying in my old bedroom which happens to be right across my parents bedroom. The... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1662493451 | 1662503509 | t3_x7jswh | t5_2to41 | 177 | welwhattayaknow2: TIFU by thinking my brand new work laptop was broken.
I got a brand new fancy laptop for work
because it had been about 5 years since I’ve had any hardware upgrades. Everything was running smoothly and it was so fast, I loved it.
But then it started doing this weird thing where every so often I would... | 9 | 19.666667 | |
1662494519 | 1662496057 | t3_x7k91y | t5_2to41 | 0 | spottedlanternflies: TIFU by telling my class I like to explode
my teacher has asked every student what their favorite activity. most times you hear them say they like to sleep, eat, play video games, drawing, or do sports. no, my dumb ass thought it would be funny to tell everyone my favorite activity is exploding. th... | 4 | 0 | |
1662494681 | 1662497582 | t3_x7kbfq | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by awkwardly missing out on a threesome
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Specter229: This didn’t happen.
Sam-Trisk: Why do you say that?
UnadvertisedAndroid: Because [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/askreddit/comments/x6vcaf/_/in9286p)
Specter229: They’re gonna start removing their old posts now.
UnadvertisedAndroid: They alre... | 7 | 2 | |
1662494736 | 1662521160 | t3_x7kc9h | t5_2to41 | 31 | 97screamingcacti: TIFU by trying a new method of hair removal
Literally just happened, still dealing with the sticky aftermath
So later tonight I (21F) had plans with my bf (21M) to hang out. Knowing what that would probably entail, I wanted to spruce up my downstairs area a bit.
One thing about me is that I get hor... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1662495198 | 1662579688 | t3_x7kj5l | t5_2to41 | 110 | kutuup1989: TIFU by getting curious and discovering I am utterly sterile
So I bought a microscope for examining solder joints that goes up to 1000x magnification.
It works great, but I got a bit curious this afternoon and decided to try it for, well, something else.
I did the dirty deed and "produced" a "sample" succ... | 6 | 18.333333 | |
1662497459 | 1662500072 | t3_x7lgor | t5_2to41 | 9 | Glitxytrap: TIFU by sharing my Wattpad account with my friends
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fenriq: Those are not friends. Also, use better passwords.
Glitxytrap: we just know eachothers passwrods they're not guessable
fenriq: Then you should change all of yours.
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1662497997 | 1662590969 | t3_x7lojp | t5_2to41 | 105 | Chef_MungDaal: TIFU by yelling “hog ridah” during sex
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Lolzthecat: Based
A1A5KA: Trebled
Roblrag: sharped
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1662501095 | 1662587255 | t3_x7mywr | t5_2to41 | 27 | Smooth-Blackberry631: TIFU by telling someone we'll always have tonight
Okay so this happened just over a week ago in the late hours of Thursday night/very early Friday morning.
I was in Vegas with a group of people for a bachelorette/wedding/vacation. This night just happened to be the bachelorette party. So there I ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1662502796 | 1662536007 | t3_x7nnol | t5_2to41 | 34,798 | Savage_Jax: TIFU by taking my friend's fiance out for a drink.
This happened 2 weeks ago:
I (f) met my friend's (m) fiance a couple of months ago when he moved with her back to his home town. The fiance and I got on well enough and we tentatively started to form a friendship.
The night before their wedding, my friend s... | 19 | 1,831.473684 | |
1662502611 | 1662590022 | t3_x7nl4s | t5_2to41 | 398 | nellyonreddit: Tifu by sending an e-Mail to my teacher (Sorry if my English is bad! It’s not my first language)
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GrymDraig: The real problem seems to be you getting drunk. Lay off the booze, and you'll stop making such bad decisions.
Amanystya: I mean I was young once, but underage kids really shouldn't be dri... | 12 | 33.166667 | |
1662506771 | 1662580504 | t3_x7p6x7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading my best friend's text to their boyfriend
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windingtime: Lord, to be 17 forever
CrazyVest6732: Whose 17?
bluecollarNH: We're hoping you are..
CrazyVest6732: I'm terribly sorry but I'm not understanding the context here for your guys comments, why would you hope I'm 17 forever
bluecolla... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1662512212 | 1662589538 | t3_x7r6i2 | t5_2to41 | 26 | redlightserenade: TIFU by missing the toilet after feeling nauseous after a hookup
I (26F) have been casually hooking up with a new(ish) friend (26M). Last night he texted me to come over because his roommate wasn't home so we could do our thing and we did.
The actual hooking up part went fine like usual but right whe... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1662513906 | 1662528139 | t3_x7rsr2 | t5_2to41 | 237 | Disastrous_Amoeba582: TIFU by getting scammed out of $200 at the gas station
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Auricius: In case you haven't done it already... Go to the police. The gas station almost certainly has cameras set up that could clearly see the person and the plates on the car, if not he must have driven past a CCTV somewhere near... | 4 | 59.25 | |
1662515179 | 1662588648 | t3_x7s8y7 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Important_One_8457: TIFU By trying to impress women.
Tifu… I (22M) decided I wanted to head over to my friends house who happened to have been throwing a party. I had had COVID for the past week but was better now, yet I still couldn’t taste. I’m single which led to me trying to impress girls at the party. My friend (2... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1662516005 | 1662633590 | t3_x7sjhz | t5_2to41 | 14 | tomasvn: TIFU for seeing free goverment aid money
So this happened two days ago. I just go about my day as usual, working after lunch when I get a text message with saying that “I am elegible for government aid support - we are sending money to help you fight high inflation - [link]”.
And my stupid ass saw “free mone... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1662522660 | 1662607007 | t3_x7uulx | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by ripping my moms $1,000 wig
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billbixbyakahulk: I take there are no wire hangers in your closets?
JellyfishFluffy: ...to...abort...it?
I'm sorry, I'm totally ignorant, what would a hanger help?
billbixbyakahulk: Ask your Mommy Dearest.
EM2_Rob: No wire hangers ever!
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1662504002 | 1662589835 | t3_x7o4lz | t5_2to41 | 6 | gonnadietonightihope: TIFU and ended up making my bff lose his friends
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LordApples1234: Damn my man threw away all his friends for you and it turns out you don't eventide him the same way he likes you. Hahaha fat rip that dudes gonna be so crushed once you tell him your feelings
gonnadietonightihope: We're fri... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1662523759 | 1662523979 | t3_x7v81j | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my boyfriend to FaceTime me
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GuidanceLast4605: He said this knowing you could hear it?
wxmh029: Yes. He knew he wasn’t muted and said it.
GuidanceLast4605: Then he’s a royal dick.
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1662525680 | 1662589115 | t3_x7vtox | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an abusive asshole to my ex
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MaccGawd: To be honest bruh, you’re not gonna get any sympathy or empathy from most of us on this sub. This is not a sub to vent and admit to criminal and amoral behavior. Get a therapist and work with them on bettering yourself for the sake of yourself and... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1662527979 | 1662571574 | t3_x7wj9z | t5_2to41 | 265 | waterMelow134: tifu by getting a showerhead
Well most might already know where this is going but I (F 23) just got a new showerhead and well its going pretty good. Backstory, Im currently in a relationship with my boyfriend (M 26) and id say we have a decent sex life. Lately its been pretty dry and boring, not the actu... | 4 | 66.25 | |
1662529282 | 1662958764 | t3_x7wx8y | t5_2to41 | 20,062 | MythicExplorer: Tifu by doing weed with a hookup
Last night I brought this girl from tinder back to my place. We had sex, and after she offered me an edible. I figured sure why the hell not. An hour passed and I didn't feel anything so I took a second. And hour after that, the only thought it my head was food, so I sta... | 15 | 1,337.466667 | |
1662530352 | 1662557178 | t3_x7x7sk | t5_2to41 | 64 | earlhickeykarma: TIFU by blowing two job interviews with the same story
I work at a 24/7 corner store which I'm trying to leave. During my first interview at a local sporting goods store, I was asked the same question all friends, colleagues and strangers ask, "what's the craziest thing you've seen there?
I answered t... | 4 | 16 | |
1662530415 | 1667504062 | t3_x7x8kf | t5_2to41 | 5 | Artemis4oh: TIFU by leaving a party early
Disclaimer this is one of my first post and am still learning the ropes. Other disclaimer this wasn't today but the night before last and it's long.
This weekend started like any other with the exceptions of it being the first 3 day weekend of the semester, college football st... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1662532756 | 1662887094 | t3_x7xw1l | t5_2to41 | 996 | Responsible_Newt_827: TIFU by pushing my girlfriend too much
Context: I've been friends with this girl for two years, and we've always been extremely close. We would tell each other how we both know each other too well and how we are perfect together. She had told me she liked me and I had had a crush on her for a whil... | 11 | 90.545455 | |
1662539443 | 1662572314 | t3_x7zojf | t5_2to41 | 67 | saltsissue: TIFU by having a talk with my boyfriend.
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Old-Passenger-9065: >i've known my boyfriend for over two years. we've been romantically involved for 10 months and started dating a month ago today.
>i answered my boyfriends call, he told me he lied about 10 months worth of excuses, i might break ... | 7 | 9.571429 | |
1662546150 | 1662548641 | t3_x81gte | t5_2to41 | 8 | throwaway29484843: TIFU forgetting to put a plate into the sink
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Jackman1337: Only thing I don't get is why you would Turkey instead if cooking ath for you both? Seems kinda weird to me to cook sth for myself when the partner is at home and hungry.
throwaway29484843: She wasn't hungry when I started cooking fo... | 4 | 2 | |
1662548024 | 1662548869 | t3_x8201x | t5_2to41 | 77 | ThrowDatAss09: TIFU by overrushing a decision and spending a shit ton of money with no chance of getting it back
Sorry for my bad English, it's not my native language. I've been trying to find a tutor who can help me out with my tests because I've been not doing so well lately. So, I tried to find online tutors but mos... | 3 | 25.666667 | |
1662548946 | 1662587502 | t3_x82al1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my friend's online friend
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Crunchy_Biscuit: Idk why you were reaching out in this way. it's on you this time
robzaf_10: Ik.
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1662550961 | 1662581286 | t3_x82y2a | t5_2to41 | 2,235 | NoPlansToPoop: TIFU showering with my dad and my brothers at the gym
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get-bread-not-head: Is this some weird gay-incest fan fic?
No one's dick flops around loud enough to make noise like that while they walk, this sounds like something a horny teenager would write lmao. Is there a r/NotHowBoysWork?
Zarkdiaz: ... | 12 | 186.25 | |
1662551097 | 1662560966 | t3_x82zop | t5_2to41 | 0 | krystalmethaddct: TIFU by getting impregnated by my step-dad:
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lskerlkse: If this is true: you should deeply evaluate whether or not you're both fit to be parents of the child at every age of their life, while considering the negative effects that your history will have on your kid's development
And it's okay... | 5 | 0 | |
1662522481 | 1662572810 | t3_x7usi6 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Present_Sail1645: TIFU by ripping my moms $1,000 wig
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fuzzydaymoon: Wait so she doesn’t know yet? Could you take it to a local stylist and see if they can repair it?
Present_Sail1645: There are no near me
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1662558887 | 1662569428 | t3_x85r8x | t5_2to41 | 6 | Longjumping-Bend-593: TIFU by mentioning my ex boyfriend
I 24 F have a boyfriend 26 M. I want to start of saying this all happened around a month ago.
My boyfriend has always been very affectionate to me. Always gives me cuddles and kisses and I love it. However this changed since a few weeks.
The reason behind this... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1662563821 | 1662568572 | t3_x87rnx | t5_2to41 | 14 | Illustrious_Stick_50: TIFU by taking my girlfriend forgranted
im m(18) and shes m(19)
so basically i just needed some place to let it all out i have no social life no friends nothing
all i had was her but i fucked it up like i always do
i cant keep my thoughts straight every time i think about us i tear up i cant d... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1662566050 | 1662735913 | t3_x88p4h | t5_2to41 | 24,830 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a big black lego penis, and leaving it out on the kitchen table.
Today I fucked up by by making a big black phallus in lego bricks.
I was drinking some beers with my buddies on friday. We were chilling out in my basement, fucking about with my old legos.
We started out building random shit... | 41 | 605.609756 | |
1662567992 | 1662603455 | t3_x89jbj | t5_2to41 | 8 | Icantwithgachaheat: TIFU by getting mad at my nan for hiding my tampons
I (F13) live part time with my nan (F71) after complications with my mum. I have had my period scince I was about 10 science I hit puberty fairly early. I started using tampons at the beginning of this year
I stopped living with my mum about two... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1662566230 | 1662572619 | t3_x88rmy | t5_2to41 | 43 | TH0T_PATR0L_0FFICER: TIFU by linking my Tumblr blog to my CV
So I'm a recent university graduate, and naturally, I am looking for a job. I got a BA in History and have always seen myself in a writing/editing based career. But the writing and publishing sector is ruthless, and entry standards are very high. In preparati... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1662568708 | 1662571565 | t3_x89tw9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | ComprehensiveCake214: TIFU by implying this subreddit was writing prompts and not truthful
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Kerfudamapa: What
JLars97: His friend gets to sexually molest him for two weeks, and is realizing he's posting his fuck up about not believing people post the truth, as he's doing it.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1624726570 | 1662571441 | t3_o8ekf0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Unhinged_Joker: TIFU by saying something inappropriate during a work meeting
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[deleted]: can you text me?
[deleted]: Please I want to talk to you!
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1662569449 | 1662598403 | t3_x8a4xt | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling greta thunberg aretha franklin in my college italian class
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YEEyourlastHAW: All i read was the title and I couldn't stop laughing long enough to read the rest
AnonoMussChick: This is how TIFUs should be!
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1662574331 | 1662634029 | t3_x8c65a | t5_2to41 | 650 | Better-Shape3388: TIFU by hooking up with a girl on my floor
This happened yesterday, I added this girl on Snapchat and we hit it off kinda well, she invites me to her room, which was right around the corner. so we get in she sets up a movie, and we get to talking after a few moments we begin making out, we stop and s... | 11 | 59.090909 | |
1662576159 | 1662577857 | t3_x8cwxh | t5_2to41 | 6 | CarrKarot: TIFU by blacking out because of smoking too much at my boss's house.
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Marrsvolta: I'd say the whole smoke session thing is unprofessional. Getting your youngest employee so high he passes out is unprofessional.
I wouldn't worry about it.
Grammar-Notsee_: >Getting your youngest employee so high ... | 3 | 2 | |
1662577126 | 1662726184 | t3_x8db6y | t5_2to41 | 841 | mimiukas: tifu by fooling my nephew and breaking his heart
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Elsecaller_17-5: Oh boy, we got bigger problems if he is calling you mama. I've seen it a few times (I was even daddy to my little sister for a while) and it never ends well.
mimiukas: how is it a problem? he still calls him mom mama
Elsecaller_17-5: ... | 11 | 76.454545 | |
1662564732 | 1662583713 | t3_x885oj | t5_2to41 | 15 | SESHPERANKH: TIFU by forgetting where my meds were
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fadednerd: I make the same thing but with THC
If you let almost all of the alcohol evap and then the dilute the cbd/THC sludge with mct oil it's not so hash on the mouth.
SESHPERANKH: Cool thanks. Will pass that along
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1662585041 | 1662603238 | t3_x8gn05 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Old_Accident_925: TIFU by touching my relative
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Connect_Cell_2315: And suddenly the aunt appears lmao
AcrobaticSource3: And then everybody clapped
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1662582490 | 1662595356 | t3_x8fkq7 | t5_2to41 | 173 | According-Fall-5364: TIFU by pranking my friend
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KingMickeyMe: LOL. Ah, man. Free delivery of pink eye.
neutrino71: Pink eye for the straight guy
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1662588738 | 1662597223 | t3_x8i6cp | t5_2to41 | 40 | Entire_Gas_8805: TIFU by letting my friend suck my wee wee
Today i fucked up by letting my friend who i’m not sure is gay or not suck on my salami sword. I am pretty sure im straight and am on the verge of getting a girlfriend. it all just kind of happened we had been messing around for a few months but nothing crazy. ... | 11 | 3.636364 | |
1662587477 | 1662650085 | t3_x8hnjk | t5_2to41 | 197 | BarSubstantial9751: TIFU by getting caught having sex with my girlfriend by a stranger at a spa
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JustSomeUsername99: Why would she hangout and berate you rather than see what you were doing and get the fuck out?
Kelmon80: Given that it's a textile-free mixed spa, it's a good bet this might have been Germany, A... | 5 | 39.4 | |
1662594393 | 1662594713 | t3_x8ke7f | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing back-to-back enemas with my boyfriend and only one toilet
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LoneStar2920: Why did he get an enema tho?
captainplanet171: Anal play.
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1662594218 | 1662602624 | t3_x8kbqd | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying something bad about my gf
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Evening-Difficulty17: I'm blown away by why she would get worked up enough to come down hard with rules about a relationship you have with a friend.
That's your relationship with your friend. She doesn't have jurisdiction over it because she is your girlfr... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1662599281 | 1662633226 | t3_x8m7td | t5_2to41 | 230 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my daughter about my childhood trauma
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TyphoidMary234: I’d go see the teacher, make her aware of why your daughter would be saying these things. Don’t go into detail but that you explained why your parents aren’t around. I doubt this is the last you’ll see of this behaviour and you n... | 7 | 32.857143 | |
1662597737 | 1662635435 | t3_x8ln7h | t5_2to41 | 10,062 | Revolutionary_Lion18: tifu by making a CBAT reference
for context, i live in a rural area, and for the time am saving money by going to a local community college before transferring to a much larger university.
since this is my first year in college, i don't really have too many friends yet, the caveat being a... | 10 | 1,006.2 |
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