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1662302233 | 1662310128 | t3_x5ohy1 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Phorskin-Brah: TIFU by asking a blind man about the colour of something
Okay, admittedly this happened a long time ago, but I just found this subreddit and thought it would be prime real estate. So around 7 years ago, I worked in a little shop and we had a regular who would come in maybe once or twice a week who was pr... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1662302895 | 1662383240 | t3_x5or1s | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to the love making playlist and breaking my moms phone
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TheMoistReality: am i missing something from tyler’s post? i don’t find it remotely funny to the point to of gotten that much traction for a post. just a simple question yall
AwkwardSquirtles: This is all astroturfed promotion... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1662305886 | 1662322887 | t3_x5pwvn | t5_2to41 | 30 | yung_slatt06: TIFU by trying to lose my V-Card
I (16m) had a free house for the day, so i invited a girl (19fm) i knew over to my house i didn’t really know her well, and i was nervous, she asked me a few times if i was nervous and because i barely knew her i just said no.
The time comes and we’re doing foreplay stu... | 5 | 6 | |
1662306759 | 1662308011 | t3_x5q94p | t5_2to41 | 29 | futhisplace: TIFU by not listening well enough
So my boyfriend and I have been together almost a year, and we decided it was time to meet his family. So we booked a plane and flew down to meet them in Texas.
Yesterday we went to the Texas A&M game with his brother and sister in law and some friends. I, a Wisconsin... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1662306853 | 1662319926 | t3_x5qah3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | exspert: TIFU by body slamming my older brother onto a brick patio.
I (20m) was over at his (24m) place for the evening and I’d had about eight beers; he’d had a good amount too and we were feeling good. For some reason I decided to put him on my shoulders backwards. He said “what are you doing?” and I said “trust me” ... | 3 | 5 | |
1662308564 | 1662318883 | t3_x5qzl2 | t5_2to41 | 1,938 | Mellie-mellow: TIFU by putting a dildo on my forehead and swinging it while it's holding by the suction cup.
First post here but I feel like I really did fucked up.
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I'm a really open woman and I have many sex toys which I love to add to our sex life. Today me and my fiancé used one of my most realistic d... | 7 | 276.857143 | |
1662308448 | 1662312264 | t3_x5qxuv | t5_2to41 | 12 | alink7869: TIFU by kissing my sister's best friend.
So Me (20M) went on a vocation to Amsterdam with my sister and her best friend (20F) , let's call her E. She is a shy, and you can't really tell what she is thinking. Sometimes she stays silent and she still pays attention, but doesn't really share her opinion. She's... | 4 | 3 | |
1662309885 | 1662310128 | t3_x5rify | t5_2to41 | 26 | Few_Scheme_6724: TIFU by leaving TIFU open in work
I work in a liquor store and so on a Sunday it’s pretty quiet. Earlier today i was scrolling through r/TIFU at work behind the counter, I left my phone open while a customer came in thinking they would buy their drinks quickly enough and I could get back to my scrollin... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1662311893 | 1662349561 | t3_x5sb6r | t5_2to41 | 22 | slapmyasslikeadrumm: TIFU by inviting my male classmate over my bday party
Hello, im 16(f) about to be 17 in September 5 invited my groupmates in my science class to come to my bday party, now it looks like almost all of them are coming. The thing is, my parents encouraged me to invite my male classmate, a little backg... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1662312912 | 1662313350 | t3_x5spiv | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to young girls while drunk
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Glittering_Cow_572: Maybe this should be a wakeup call that you should drink less. This is nothing more than an embarrassment but it definitely could have been a lot, LOT worse.
throwawaytifud: That's true. Luckily I don't think anyone was harmed in any se... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1662313022 | 1662339881 | t3_x5sr3b | t5_2to41 | 451 | kitchenmortician97: TIFU by not knowing what a merkin is.
One of my favorite comedy pages consists of a group of people imitating horror film icons, performing their own music videos and engaging in antics such as visiting the county fair in full costume. The Merkins is their page name.
I had no idea that a merkin wa... | 8 | 56.375 | |
1662315533 | 1662332552 | t3_x5tr6w | t5_2to41 | 8 | PixPizza123: TIFU by dating someone with a life completely different from mine
I've always had a good life, almost no problems at all, and that's ironic because this is the problem now.
My gf and i have been dating for over a year now, and recently she got into an argument with her dad (have in mind that this guy is fr... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1662315959 | 1662337441 | t3_x5tx7m | t5_2to41 | 58 | Fun_Branch_9614: TIFU…. Smoked with random guys at a concert and felt like I was going to die!
So this was last night….Saw Rammstein in concert. Had field tickets so we were about 30feet from the stage. I already don’t like crowds of people so as you can imagine this crowd was huge. So I’m already a bit anxious, but my... | 8 | 7.25 | |
1662317252 | 1662325008 | t3_x5ug8a | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not growing in my relationship with Jesus
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Shadowtirs: Maybe instead of blaming yourself, you can take comfort in the fact that you have natural feelings that are completely normal. As long as you are not thinking about harming this person, having romantic feelings or a physical desire for ... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1662317678 | 1662320731 | t3_x5umft | t5_2to41 | 52 | Background-Chance463: TIFU by losing my virginity
Throwaway because I don't want people hearing about this, judging me, or looking at me in a different light.
Mostly because I'd like to maintain my "innocent" aura.
About an hour ago I (19M) lost my virginity. I'd like to start by saying I was wrong. I used to think se... | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1662324483 | 1662325062 | t3_x5xbes | t5_2to41 | 3 | Balding_Teen: TIFU - My (20F) Girlfriend and I (19M) Got in an Argument because of my Music taste.
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filuo: Are you being serious right now? I know I'm older (I'm 38) but damn that song is terrible.... I don't like to judge but nobody in their right mind would want to have sex with this song playing in the back... | 3 | 1 | |
1662324697 | 1662326714 | t3_x5xeip | t5_2to41 | 14 | Medical_Mix6379: TIFU by not having sex
It's not today actually but it was a fuck up.
So few years ago i met a girl, we became friends directly etc. Not saying a lot of boring infos. Anyways one day we were chilling in her house and no one was there. So she started being super flirty with me which i consider normal to... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1662324906 | 1662325701 | t3_x5xhf3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | powerful_thighs1: TIFU by getting chased by a dude on a bike
This happened a few days ago. My friends and I (about 6 guys aged 17-18) had just gotten home from a party at about midnight. Before going inside we decided to do a quick snack run at the local gas station as we had just smoked a bowl and were getting hungry.... | 3 | 2 | |
1662325616 | 1662355228 | t3_x5xsby | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by befriending someone online
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Pizzaboy560: Tbh you sound like a huuuuge asshole
ghost5825: Agreed, you claim to know things were wrong yet still did them. Either an asshole or immature.
throwaway_37281: Both tbh.
>you claim to know things were wrong yet still did them
I didn't Really rea... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1662327184 | 1662378288 | t3_x5yedn | t5_2to41 | 315 | sugar_meister: TIFU by underestimating how much my body hair kept me warm
I'm a pretty hairy guy, a lot of hair in a lot of places - I could almost braid the hair on my butt. I 'run' pretty hot, to the point where when I go to the snow I'm wearing no more than a layer or two, shirt, jumper, pants. Love having the fan o... | 9 | 35 | |
1662326325 | 1662330011 | t3_x5y2dv | t5_2to41 | 43 | megaeraofchaos: TIFU by celebrating our anniversary in a beautiful italian restaurant.
Obligatory, this was yesterday.
Yesterday was me and my partner's second anniversary. We wanted to do something special, so we booked a dinner in a nice italian restaurant. The food was very good, everything was delicious... except ... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1662327695 | 1662393166 | t3_x5ylhf | t5_2to41 | 97 | Accomplished-Fun4721: TIFU by having an hour long chat with my coworker.
So basically i work at this place for girls with eating disorders, its an inpatient treatment center. I’m gonna try to stay as anonymous as possible lol please dont ask about any personal things.. this is a legal matter.
One day after work i dec... | 6 | 16.166667 | |
1662325122 | 1662332801 | t3_x5xkiw | t5_2to41 | 10 | meepmoopitaa: TIFU by wrecking my back
Yesterday I (23m) blew my back out during a friendly sporting event. It was quite improvised and and a few beers were drunk before. After it happend I could hardly sit or stand. After I woke up today even laying in bed was excrusiating. As moving was way too difficult, I just refu... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1662330283 | 1662332000 | t3_x5zl3p | t5_2to41 | 17 | themackbot: TIFU by accidentally showed my guy friends one of my boyfriends nudes.
These are all fake names
So | (18F) and my boyfriend Nick (20m) have been in a relationship for almost 2 years. I moved several hours away for college about three weeks ago. I made a friend names Ethan who introduced me to
his friend, S... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1662331607 | 1662414654 | t3_x6025f | t5_2to41 | 17 | Stoned_Gamer_420: TIFU by caring for music
I fucked up by caring about music too much.
Started last and the finale hopefully end this week.
Last week i was on my way to my job to pick up my check. Somehow my bluetooth fell on the passenger floor. For some reason, I wasnt thinking and i attempted to pick it up, hitti... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1662326156 | 1662373475 | t3_x5y029 | t5_2to41 | 444 | aspie2796: TIFU by majorly overdoing it with housework
Really the f up was yesterday, but I'm feeling the consequences today. I'm physically disabled - Elhers-danlos syndrome (joints dislocate plus a few other things) and Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (heartrate randomly rises, blood pressure randomly drops... | 7 | 63.428571 | |
1662330832 | 1662349949 | t3_x5zs7e | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by not locking my clothes in the gym lockers.
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arondaniel: Bro the only thing left for you to do now is to KEEP GOING to the gym! Double down. Use this pathetic clothes thieving loser as fuel. Get fit. Get jacked. Get whatever the hell it is U want!!!💪💪💪
OnlineScrub: Wow that's a real positi... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1662332421 | 1662400521 | t3_x60cfq | t5_2to41 | 35 | giant_pile_of_dicks: TIFU by almost killing my (now ex) gf.
Exactly like the title says - obligatory "this happened 1 year ago not today"
warning: this may be super triggering to some.
I (27M) had finally left a psychologically abusive ex (who also happens to be the mother of my child) and after a few months, decided... | 8 | 4.375 | |
1662333379 | 1662345872 | t3_x60osc | t5_2to41 | 48 | throwawaymadehimcry: TIFU by telling my fiancé a stupid joke
My fiancé (32M) and I (28F) were having a great day hanging out, we were cuddling on the couch and started watching a reaction video to tacky weddings and wedding guests. One story had a picture of the bride, groom, and the groom’s mother who also wore a whit... | 4 | 12 | |
1662334853 | 1662349109 | t3_x6173i | t5_2to41 | 6 | possiblyaneggthrow: TIFU by watching bojack horseman
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_DitDotArts_: Try the optimistic nihilism approach: Nothing matters because everything ends eventually so why not go out and have fun. Make the most of your life and do what you want to do. If nothing matters why not go off and have a blast. Let them deal w... | 3 | 2 | |
1662335946 | 1662337288 | t3_x61klx | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing butt floss to a family party.
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nut_bustoo: Why do you like wearing thongs?
grabityrises: you ever get nut weld on a hot day?
i dont
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1662337257 | 1662343675 | t3_x6210s | t5_2to41 | 3 | OriginalSecret1481: TIFU by having a queefing addiction
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SubstantialFigment: Well at least you weren't trying to play a flute
DeepFudge9235: Well there was that one time a band camp...
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1662339483 | 1662340386 | t3_x62rr2 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Humble_Film241: TIFU by breaking up with my gf
So I (19M) and my Ex GF (19F) meet at church and I got her snap and we talked until a few weeks later we went to watch a movie. After that we started dating I lost my virginity to her she lost her virginity to me yadda yadda. Around 2 months ago I broke up with her for per... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1662340643 | 1662373206 | t3_x6368z | t5_2to41 | 18,695 | Capital-Pickle-3493: Tifu by thinking that the emergency vet clinic gives out goodie bags- and excitedly asking about it.
So today we ended up having to bring our cat into the emergency veterinary clinic (he’s now fine). After he was all fixed up and I had paid, I was waiting for the vet tech to bring him out so I coul... | 13 | 1,438.076923 | |
1662340541 | 1662374143 | t3_x63505 | t5_2to41 | 12,220 | Afraid_Trick8131: TIFU By Getting Carried away During Sex with the wife
Last night, the wife and I had our kids over at my parents' house and we went out to dinner, had some drinks, hung out with some people we hadn't seen in a while, and just generally had a good date night that married couples have.
We capped the ni... | 13 | 940 | |
1662339998 | 1662483808 | t3_x62ybl | t5_2to41 | 589 | RavensCastletown: TIFU by washing my son's face
So I know that sounds innocent. How can you screw that up? Well, honestly I'm going to be cringing about this in my grave. Today my in-laws took the kids so Husband and I could have a date. We went out to breakfast, came home, played magic the gathering, and listen to an ... | 6 | 98.166667 | |
1662340939 | 1662400813 | t3_x639vt | t5_2to41 | 72 | TopAd8099: TIFU- by staying on the phone with my boyfriend.
Little back story I(16F) and my bf(18M) dated in the past. I met him through my sister because they were best friends at the time. I was in 7th grade and he was a freshman the first time we dated. Being so young obviously it didn’t work at very well. Present... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1662342593 | 1662387082 | t3_x63t8u | t5_2to41 | 183 | Silver928: TIFU going for a "I'm home alone"
A few years ago, my gf (17F) was home alone, so I (19M) had decided to visit. Her parents weren't home so I thought it'd be nice to spend some quality time with her. I remember her cousin showing up and all was good cause her cousin doesn't mind me and we're cool, so no prob... | 7 | 26.142857 | |
1662342557 | 1662429122 | t3_x63sue | t5_2to41 | 8 | gerhudire: TIFU by flushing the toilet.
Kinda tired so I'll try keep it short. After having a pretty normal lazy Sunday, relaxing watching the football. Just before bed I had a upset stomach, went to the bathroom, did my business, closed the toilet lid, flushed it, thought nothing of it and went back to bed. About 5 mi... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1662343819 | 1662391397 | t3_x647ng | t5_2to41 | 1,051 | Psychological-Pop540: TIFU by convincing my hook up to do it to CBAT
I(19m) went on a grindr hook up(23M). We decided to meet in a cafe near his house, when I got there, I noticed him watching a tiktok of a girl trying to figure out the pounding rhythm of the CBAT guy. We then continued talking and laughing about the t... | 8 | 131.375 | |
1662333283 | 1662346853 | t3_x60nk1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | SW057: TIFU By Getting Ivy on my Cock
Well, after researching for hours thinking I had somehow contracted an STD without sex I've found out I have poison ivy.
Backstory first, I usually went around in the woods with my friends as a kid exploring. Whenever they got ivy I never did so naturally I assumed I was immune, w... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1662346074 | 1663156075 | t3_x64xwo | t5_2to41 | 6,395 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally feeding a muslim pork
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JadedSociopath: Muslims don’t go to hell for eating pork accidentally. Don’t worry about it.
JCAmsterdam: Still it is beyond gross if you find pork in your food when you don’t eat pork. Not worrying about it is horrible advice here. It IS a big deal, but m... | 14 | 456.785714 | |
1662346569 | 1662347504 | t3_x653lh | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU and had a one night stand
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Cookielad14: This doesn't make sense. Did you cheat on your boyfriend?
xxclbzjmxx: I wouldn't say cheat bc he'd have to actually be my boyfriend instead of the biggest asshole and breaking my heart over and over so I don't naturally look for affection in anything or a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1662343950 | 1662370459 | t3_x64999 | t5_2to41 | 24 | tickflasher: TIFU by not using lube..
Well this is crazy... today me and my gf decided to hangout a bit. We got freaky and went for a motel to have some good time..
We chilled for a bit and after 2 or 3 kisses I decided to go down on her.. again.. everything was completely normal...
After that we kissed and she kinda... | 4 | 6 | |
1662347099 | 1662401744 | t3_x659yn | t5_2to41 | 4 | ricksanchez69-C137: TIFU- today i got kicked out of my girlfriends house bc her dad saw us almost having sex
i (15m)was at my girlfriends house for the first time and only her dad was there he was in the garage and my girlfriend told me to come upstairs i said “no ur dad will come up” and she replied with “no he wont”... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1662351980 | 1662352457 | t3_x66uah | t5_2to41 | 18 | sigglywiggly88: TIFU By not asking for a girl's number
To start let me say that I have never been in a relationship or really know what to do. I'm 19 and haven't really been to worried or interested in dating. But here we are, my sister and I were going to a twenty one pilots concert. Now mind you, I am a super big fan... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1662351742 | 1662421791 | t3_x66roa | t5_2to41 | 100 | No_Historian_5724: TIFU for sharing details about my sex-life to my mom
Shit I am still dying of embarrassment. But here we go, so I was watching the boys on my room. (For people who haven’t watch it, let me tell you it has like 2mins of warnings because of the content of the show)
And just like all moms in the world ... | 5 | 20 | |
1662352080 | 1662387942 | t3_x66vcq | t5_2to41 | 3 | xxclbzjmxx: TIFU by having a one night stand and being offended by what he said to me after
So I am (29f) and the guy i slept with is (22m) and we live in a small town where everyone knows everyone but except for my ex-boyfriend (30) because he's not from here. He's not in the story but you'll need to know some history... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1662354450 | 1662560137 | t3_x67lw0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | h0lyheartbreakbatman: TIFU by trying to fit in my x small spiderman suit
So i (f16) wanted to get a headstart on Halloween by buying a costume early. I always wanted a Spider-Man suit, so I went to Spirit Halloween to get one. I'm a pretty petite person, so I bought a medium in children's size.
When i get home with t... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1662355470 | 1662441391 | t3_x67wqp | t5_2to41 | 15 | Angelthrust___: TIFU being religious intolerant
My(F18) boyfriend (M19) is Christian and I'm practically a nihilistic. Today we were texting about religion and whether or not it would be unfair for people to be condemned simply for not having faith.
He gave his point of view and I gave mine, everything was fine until I... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1662355969 | 1662452517 | t3_x6828b | t5_2to41 | 15 | TrickyToad1: TIFU By accidentally grinding up my sisters phone
Title explains pretty much all of it, but I know you guys want details. Me (M13) and my family went to see Spiderman No Way Home. Again. For some reason. Anyway, near the end of the movie, I got bored and decided that I had to do SOMETHING. I decided to ju... | 5 | 3 | |
1662356389 | 1662363431 | t3_x686mg | t5_2to41 | 3 | myldgfisaredditor: TIFU staying with my bestfriend's girlfriend alone
this didn't happen today, it actually is happening since over a week ago and no i did not screw my friend's woman but i think i screwed our relationship or their ?
my bff was with her for over 3 years now, I and her don't hung out much together but... | 3 | 1 | |
1662359220 | 1662441608 | t3_x68zwa | t5_2to41 | 16 | ballsweatz: TIFU by losing my virginity
okay so this actually happened 3 years ago. i was a sophomore in high school and was working at the local grocery store. it had a starbucks inside of it and there was this girl there and we became close.
fast forward a few months, i had seen this girl on snapchat and we also be... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1662359648 | 1662361578 | t3_x694cs | t5_2to41 | 5 | oil_moon: TIFU by giving my wife and I food poisoning just as I'm getting over covid
My poor frail body just needs a break at this point.
I got a real bad case of covid despite being triple vaccinated and was out of action for about 5 days. Could barely move about the house due to extreme lethargy and high temperature... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1662361197 | 1662367139 | t3_x69jpz | t5_2to41 | 129 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my gf im almost out the door
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ketaminkerem: wrong sub, you didn't fuck up. should've posted it in AITA and no, you're NTA. It would be better for you to leave her imo there are some serious breaches of boundaries evident here
Sirbuttsavage: AITA deleted it because "it's about my roma... | 9 | 14.333333 | |
1662365929 | 1662366413 | t3_x6atm6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating naked and getting hot sauce down there
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pogiguy2020: If you liked it then it is NOT a FU. ;-)
hotsaucevjj: i mean it definitely isn't something i'm proud of and felt like a fuckup hah
pogiguy2020: Just you wait until you ask your next sexual partner to rub some on their penis and slid... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1662367827 | 1662377784 | t3_x6bald | t5_2to41 | 4 | georgalicious: TIFU by jerking off to my favorite song.
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[deleted]: It looks much like pavlovian respondent conditioning, you enforce a certain habit in repeatable conditions and whenever the conditions arise so does the physical response expected by enforcing the habit.
If I’m right and this is the result of... | 4 | 1 | |
1662366034 | 1662371338 | t3_x6auno | t5_2to41 | 8 | Flashy_Locksmith: TIFU by asking for a skrewdriver and not a screwdriver.
So this happened in the night from yesterday to today. My gf and I are on holiday on an island called Mallorca which is part of Spain and we’re to go and have a bite in a restaurant in a city nearby. We drove with the family car a big Mercedes SU... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1662365388 | 1662399152 | t3_x6aoj5 | t5_2to41 | 205 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my fiancé she has a moustache
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blueskies922: Are you engaged to a 13 year old??? Sounds like you need to leave her in her crib until she can get her herself together. Dude.
HonestBeanCounter: People have rough days. I’m sorry that you’re so stunted that the idea of other people exper... | 7 | 29.285714 | |
1662375136 | 1662376210 | t3_x6d8ae | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by crapping myself at work
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digitalgibbon82: Shit happens.
Don't feel too bad about it
LumaBones: Was expecting this kind of comment, gave me a laugh
Thanks, I'm trying to find the funny side as I cry out the humiliation.
digitalgibbon82: It's not humiliation, it seriously could (and almost... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1662379666 | 1662400881 | t3_x6eljc | t5_2to41 | 22,711 | Aggressive_Lock_4335: TIFU by sleepwalk masturbating in front of my entire family
This happened only just 1 hours ago.
So I, 18m usually wake up a few hours after the rest of my family. They have breakfast at the table without me.
While they were having breakfast I sleepwalked down the hallway into the kitchen, pants... | 15 | 1,514.066667 | |
1662380346 | 1662423764 | t3_x6etjo | t5_2to41 | 16 | YunoWhoMan: tifu by overdosing on Saturday
tifu by overdosing on Saturday
So going through a rough time on Saturday I decided to take an overdose of paracetamol, well let me tell you that was a horrible idea.
2 hours after the overdose I walked to work for 30-40 minutes just trying to stay conscious. I eventually go... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1662382689 | 1662473200 | t3_x6fl4j | t5_2to41 | 0 | EfficientDrama4326: TIFU by eating pizza
TIFU (23f) by eating pizza at 12 AM and drinking ginger ale. I usually eat pizza with soda but I should’ve known something would go wrong when the pizza felt like rubber. Anyway, I ignored it and ate 3 slices. Pepperoni, Cheese, and Sausage. Honestly they should’ve put more saus... | 3 | 0 | |
1662383771 | 1662399020 | t3_x6fz22 | t5_2to41 | 201 | throwmentoavolcano: TIFU By showing my girlfriend's brother her nudes
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Fellurian: It's okay, friend. Now you'll just have to be a slave of all your brother-in-law's wishes for the rest of your life, no problem! 😂
lodaBS: Wrong, he is now your slave because you’re the one with the ammo that can possibly destro... | 4 | 50.25 | |
1662384258 | 1662602116 | t3_x6g5ce | t5_2to41 | 36 | EvilBetty77: TIFU by wearing a bikini top on a roller coaster.
I decided for my birthday I would spend the day at the theme park/water park where I work. I dressed for the water park, but unfortunately it was closed, so I went to the amusement park side and spent the day on the rides there. Went fine until I got on the... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1662387805 | 1662415544 | t3_x6hg2e | t5_2to41 | 2,671 | TraditionExtreme4793: TIFU by telling my uncle a fake conspiracy theory about aliens
My uncle(52) is really into conspiracy theories, chemtrails, fake moon landing, anti vax, and especially stuff about aliens. 2 days ago he was over for a family dinner and of course starting talking about nonsense at the table. After t... | 8 | 333.875 | |
1662367315 | 1662404377 | t3_x6b693 | t5_2to41 | 23 | MissesEmomof3: TIFU by shaking the "water" out of a fidget pop tube
Obligatory this happened a few days ago. I 34f was going to hop in the shower and noticed my daughter (5) had left her fidget tube (it's an obnoxious accordian tube) in the shower to dry out. I started to shake it to get the last few drops of water out... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1662384676 | 1662412473 | t3_x6gam0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Stasky-X: TIFU by "testing" my best friends instead of talking like an adult 6 years ago
Sorry, this might be a bit of a rant.
A bit of context: I (27m) went to a private school all my life except for the last two years of high-school. While in the private school, I was friendly with everyone and had my share of close... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1662390852 | 1662391951 | t3_x6ilq9 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of the weezers infront of my gf
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Riotzact: First of all, please, for the love of god, stop calling them the weezers.
throwaway94327483: Oops sorry, what do I call them by then? I've only ever seen them being addressed as "the weezers"
treywarp: Weezer. They're just Weezer.
| 4 | 5.25 | |
1662392364 | 1662415690 | t3_x6j7fo | t5_2to41 | 127 | that_one_funy_guy: TIFU by kissing my best friend.
I, 14m, kissed my best friend, also 14m. Let's call him E. I've know I was gay for a few years and have liked a bunch of guys here and there but E was the only one I felt an actual connection with. He's really funny, nice, and just fun to be around.
2 days ago I spen... | 5 | 25.4 | |
1662393735 | 1662398655 | t3_x6jrtd | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting too much on Reddit
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Devittraisedto2: Let me guess
You're the Sasha Grey guy
> I also make posts on Christian blogs and for churches to try and encourage people when I'm actually in a good state of mind.
Yep, you're him.
The problem is you're using reddit as a platform to ven... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1662393765 | 1662421203 | t3_x6jsas | t5_2to41 | 124 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing away my brothers cremains
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Dont-trust-it: Ah the old charred and discard.
pookie_smalls: Heat n yeet
Dont-trust-it: Blast n cast
jake2617: Ashed and dashed
Dont-trust-it: Smoked n yote
jake2617: Incinerated and liberated
Dont-trust-it: Flashed and trashed
jake2617: Baked and misplac... | 12 | 10.333333 | |
1662398159 | 1662399262 | t3_x6lnjj | t5_2to41 | 17 | OffendedDishwasher: TIFU by taking a shower with my boyfriend
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cheese_sticks: And thus, a fetish was discovered.
ManyThingsLittleTime: If it happens once, it's now on the menu.
| 3 | 5.666667 | |
1662399802 | 1662401357 | t3_x6mbq0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Layne205: TIFU by barging into my neighbor's house
A few years ago I owned a small house in an old neighborhood. The houses are close together and noise from neighbors goes with the territory. But when the quiet old folks renting next door (on the side where my bedroom is) took in their 3 grandchildren, it got a lot no... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1662402780 | 1662407703 | t3_x6njnf | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU parents caught me recording them while they had sex..
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CapdevilleX: Bro just talk to them, they will help you go to some therapy session, also check r/nofap
1_anonymous_28: How am I supposed to face someone who's ashamed to call me her own son.
Protowhale: How is she supposed to face someone wh... | 4 | 0 | |
1662400337 | 1662446184 | t3_x6mjgz | t5_2to41 | 291 | kriskoeh: TIFU by forgetting my little girl lost her tooth and had to cover the tooth fairy’s ass
First of all my little girl has an awful history with the tooth fairy. She’s lost five teeth now. But I don’t mean that they just fell out. She actually did not ever find them after they fell out or did not immediately not... | 9 | 32.333333 | |
1662406268 | 1662415646 | t3_x6oz4h | t5_2to41 | 377 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting my face on Reddit
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Airlineflights34: Yo I would recommend changing your description on your profile, and stop posting your face/that you are a girl on r/teenagers because it’s filled with pedos
Glass_Windows: at some point I want to do a test to see how many pedos are actually on the... | 9 | 41.888889 | |
1662406738 | 1662407367 | t3_x6p65p | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU: Being promiscuous on dating apps
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TeaDiscombobulated23: I need an update after the birthday dinner
notanaccounttofollow: Same
| 3 | 4 | |
1662412579 | 1662478314 | t3_x6rkij | t5_2to41 | 5,378 | Careful-Note-5534: Tifu by laughing at an injured child and then making fun of that child’s mom.
So today I took my son to the park so that he could run around the playground and get some of his energy out. I was sitting on one of the benches that are scattered around the perimeter of the playground next to a woman who... | 7 | 768.285714 | |
1662413288 | 1662452899 | t3_x6ruxk | t5_2to41 | 60 | notspar: TIFU by giving a girl from tinder my phone number
So today i gave a girl from tinder my phone number and started talking ab random stuff and work and then i decided to ask for her age again because i couldn’t find her on my tinder anymore (first red flag) and she tells me “almost 18” at this point i’m pissed b... | 13 | 4.615385 | |
1662414539 | 1662416184 | t3_x6scxq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by sending a link to my students i should not have
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sloretactician: Why do I feel like I’ve heard this story before
news_catsbean: Copy pasted
| 3 | 2 | |
1662415069 | 1662419258 | t3_x6skkn | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: Tifu by sending the wrong thing to 50 students
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Balor_Lynx: Someone dig thru old posts I feel like I’ve read this before
Responsible_Idiot15: this is like the 10th post ive read thats a 57m college professor that sent out the wrong email and its just a gif of a woman dancing
| 3 | 5 | |
1662413985 | 1662454650 | t3_x6s561 | t5_2to41 | 215 | [deleted]: TIFU by mixing sprinkles if front of my Autistic kid
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Elements18: Sorry, this will be an unpopular opinion, but as someone who works with multiple kids with ASD and has one nephew with the condition as well, he should absolutely NOT have gotten any sprinkles after that show. You literally just reinf... | 5 | 43 | |
1662413518 | 1662417719 | t3_x6ryay | t5_2to41 | 12 | Dr_Vesuvius: TIFU by bringing cake to work
I have been well below my most productive at work due to unrelated depression. Fortunately my manager and colleagues have been understanding and supportive.
To motivate myself, I baked a cake on Sunday so that I would have to take it into the office and get moving (and also t... | 3 | 4 | |
1662416865 | 1662417649 | t3_x6tane | t5_2to41 | 57 | throw_away_58582057: tifu by throwing a tennis ball at my older sister's head
Obligatory this didn't happen today but when I was 8. I'm now nearly 30.
When I was 8 my sister was 18. I was an annoying little boy with adhd and loved being annoying to my older sister as most siblings are. One day I was just bouncing a te... | 3 | 19 | |
1662419108 | 1662432087 | t3_x6u5rv | t5_2to41 | 19 | Capable-Air-1403: TIFU By Charging At The Girl I Like
I know the title sounds bad well it’s bad either way, but I’m in high school and I recently started coming to cross country practice because there’s a girl I like in cross country (let’s call her Beth ), and she wanted me to join. I had been to a few practices alrea... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1662419432 | 1662422220 | t3_x6uaa8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | brolikespbj: TIFU by calling my only friend a whore.
TIFU by calling my only friend a who--
today I fucked up really bad.I have gotten into a ton of arguments with all of my friends just because I am the problem.
I only had one friend named(fake name)Millie.She is a sweet girl and a really good friend but also kinda a... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1662420468 | 1662421051 | t3_x6uog3 | t5_2to41 | 0 | evndrlu: TIFU by telling my bf I'm Italian and then playing him Italian music.
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RSwordsman: Well the song thing was just crappy no matter how you slice it (someone who loves Italian stuff to death might still be mad) but you're probably better off letting him go. That kind of weird prejudice is unlikely to go ... | 5 | 0 | |
1662420591 | 1662421398 | t3_x6uq0m | t5_2to41 | 7 | mortonpe: TIFU Used a weed torch and almost burned down the house
Happened an hour ago. Like any village idiot upset about the weeds in the rockery, I only ordered a weed torch on second day Amazon Prime. Upon arrival, I promptly hooked it up to my propane tank and cleared virtually all of the weeds from the rockery.
... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1662421184 | 1662425645 | t3_x6uxld | t5_2to41 | -7 | Maaddie248: TIFU by getting into my bfs love life
Me and my boyfriend (19m) have known eachother
for about a year now and ever since I could
remember he knew someone who we will call Axe
(18m) And we were a Polly relationship with me, my
boyfriend and Axel, plus more. I don't remember
much of those days because I also ... | 7 | -1 | |
1662422305 | 1662471320 | t3_x6vc0w | t5_2to41 | 300 | Top-Till-4469: TIFU by doing the One Chip Challenge.
TIFU by trying the one chip challenge. My local gas station started selling them a few days ago. And I(20m) thought it would be a good idea to try it. Obviously it was horrible and I knew that would be a no brainer because I have a low spice tolerance. After swallowi... | 12 | 25 | |
1662420514 | 1662487279 | t3_x6up11 | t5_2to41 | 133 | Marimbagirl2020: TIFU by treating a 15 gallon bag of guinea pig shit like it was a discus
About 20 minutes ago, I (20F) was taking out the trash. Normally, this is not a difficult task, but today I was carrying a trash bag full of used guinea pig bedding. It wasn’t too heavy, and everything seemed fine when I first rea... | 4 | 33.25 | |
1662423709 | 1662425681 | t3_x6vuay | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: Tifu by inquiring why my bf didn’t tell me he was going to a show
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KingNyx: I wouldnt worry about it. Sounds like gaslighting to me. My guess is he is a cheating prick and is waiting for an excuse so he can call it off. Entirely speculation not trying to sway your thinking but, I can say I would tel... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1662424169 | 1662493677 | t3_x6w08a | t5_2to41 | 2 | cayennepep00: TIFU by using the same razor as my mom
So this probably sounds really bad but hear me out. A while back my mom (32f) started using a 6 blade razor from the dollar shave club. I was still using a 3 blade razor from Walmart and wanted to try it out. (This is not what a fucked up on) She told me she wou... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1662424619 | 1662435546 | t3_x6w63e | t5_2to41 | 17 | ExpectationsLust: TIFU by having expectations for sex based on porn
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maplesyrupchin: So does your partner. Are you holding up your side of the bargain?
AcrobaticSource3: I’ll bet the only thing OP is holding up is his own flaccid microdick
MaccGawd: OP is in the wrong and ridiculous, but that doesn’t give you ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1662425752 | 1662426141 | t3_x6wknu | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by mixing up a song due to a language barrier
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cosmernaut420: Oh look, it's this post again.
Devittraisedto2: What was it?
cosmernaut420: The stupid karma farming story about some idiot agreeing to perform in a talent show only the obscure song he supposedly agreed to sing is actually kpop and ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1662431859 | 1662432852 | t3_x6yrg0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by confirming who dealt it
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summertime_fine: this validates why I don't care about being right...
kittenlikeunicorn: I do 😅😅😅
| 3 | 1 | |
1662432922 | 1662476019 | t3_x6z4mb | t5_2to41 | 14,241 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a date with a woman with an extremely short memory.
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tinmetal: She probably already forgot she thought you were creepy
[deleted]: I hope! Still part of me is sorry for her for having creeped her out and part of me is scared she'll talk about what a creep I was and word will get arou... | 14 | 1,017.214286 | |
1662433880 | 1662434513 | t3_x6zgh9 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to hide my box of toys.
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Icy_Engine_7648: If your employee farts and shoots the cat,he was the one who took it
Limp-Replacement1403: He's allergic to cats, that would make it ten times easier. Just get him to sneeze and viola
| 3 | 9.666667 | |
1662433983 | 1662436236 | t3_x6zhqi | t5_2to41 | 223 | [deleted]: Tifu by sending my students the wrong link
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R3DLOTU5: I feel like this was already posted here about 2 hours ago.
elleadler: I recall a very, very similar post on this sub about a month ago. But two hours, wow that’s shameless.
GeneralChillMen: Yeah like a month or two ago there were like three post... | 5 | 44.6 |
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