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1662606818 | 1662614422 | t3_x8oxs3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | SuperSnupe: TIFU by going on a date with my friend's crush
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fliguana: So, what is your plan?
SuperSnupe: I honestly don't have one. This girl gets me like no one else, but I feel bad for my friend.
fliguana: Just say you are breaking her in for him.
When I had this situation,I asked my friend if he is ok. He ... | 4 | 1 | |
1662607090 | 1662608378 | t3_x8p12r | t5_2to41 | 10 | Yodadottie: TIFU By Telling The Man I'm In Love With That I'm Not The Right Woman For Him
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Boring-Pudding: So, just to recap:
He: I love you
You: I love you
He: We aren't exclusive, though
You: I want exclusive. You need to find a different woman to casually date
He: I don't want to date other people
You... | 5 | 2 | |
1662607863 | 1662610428 | t3_x8pani | t5_2to41 | 11 | NerdySquirrel123: TIFU: dirty needle stick
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RudeSprinkles1240: I've had an insulin needle stick. As you probably know, since the needle only goes into the subcutaneous tissue, which isn't highly vascularized, and you don't aspirate any fluid prior to injection, insulin needles are very low risk for transmittin... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1662600044 | 1662616740 | t3_x8miaa | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing the difference between CBT and CBD
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WilliamMinorsWords: I, too, go to the shop for cognitive behavioral therapy. I know a place.
This may be the funniest thing I've read in a while.
Telephalsion: I am disappointed that OP didn't just go for the therapy. In for a penny, in for a ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1662613563 | 1662613931 | t3_x8r69p | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by guessing my schools admin password.
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Politirotica: If your admin password is guessable by a literal child, your admin password isn't protecting anything.
Best of luck to you, OP!
darkstar5190: I have seen some of the passwords used in google admin console for these education chrome books. ... | 3 | 2 | |
1662614691 | 1662639928 | t3_x8ritr | t5_2to41 | 1,789 | Normal-Sad-Guy: TIFU by hacking the school computer without knowing how to unhack it.
I am 13M in middle school in America where they gave every kid a shitty chrome books for school. When the pandemic started they let us use our own computer for school but some kids didn't have one, some couldn't afford a computer, and... | 9 | 198.777778 | |
1662617887 | 1662690326 | t3_x8siwp | t5_2to41 | 213 | Spiritual-Doughnut26: tifu by talking about my past?
tifu by talking about my past
I was taking to this girl who i really care about and told her about having a mental breakdown recently due to stress like everyone but it's a bit awkward for me since I only have 3-4 friends who i even talk to
One thing lead to another... | 5 | 42.6 | |
1662635748 | 1662761146 | t3_x8xqz5 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost getting killed at work
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AcrobaticSource3: Why do they call it a fork lift if the action generally is spooning things up? (Yes I know it looks like a fork, but it works like a spoon)
BitePale: you never use your fork to scoop things up? (example: mashed potatoes)
AcrobaticSource3: I us... | 4 | 11 | |
1662638247 | 1662676014 | t3_x8yknt | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: Tifu by starting my vacuum robot
I told my wife im gonna vacuum the house but then I had to do so much in the field that I was too lazy and just started the robot.
My wife is a passionate grower of herbs, mainly oregano, thyme and rosemary. She got in her harvest yesterday and started drying it on huge clo... | 4 | 9 | |
1662639491 | 1662665480 | t3_x8z0sr | t5_2to41 | 182 | rabbitt-we: TIFU ep60! Let’s hear em 🫠
harmicistt: Been waiting too long after offered to talk
GuyOne: Raise your hand and I'll invite you on stage :)
harmicistt: How do you raise your hand? D:
GuyOne: Tap the hand button and I'll invite you up.
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1662640102 | 1662758010 | t3_x8z8du | t5_2to41 | 20,345 | fantasiesSuckIRL: tifu by asking my fantasy to come true
Edit to clarify about consent: when I was describing the fantasy, I also discussed how I wanted it to be a surprise, and how I sure I was about it working in everyone's favor.
I've now realized that not all fantasies are fun IRL.
I shared a fantasy with my SO ... | 10 | 2,034.5 | |
1662641394 | 1662669873 | t3_x8zomd | t5_2to41 | 19,741 | NotTrueLove: TIFU after leaving my date alone with my roommate
I didn't come home alone last night. I had a girl with me. She was confident and cute, and to be honest, I didn't expect someone like her to be interested in spending the night at my place considering how socially awkward I was during our entire date. My ro... | 16 | 1,233.8125 | |
1662641633 | 1665419574 | t3_x8zs3u | t5_2to41 | 818 | goawayitstooearly: TIFU by nearly burning down our new house with a bowl of bananas
We got a nice designer fruit bowl for one of our wedding presents a few years back, and when we moved into our new place put it on the kitchen counter in front of the window, a normal place where fruit bowls might go go. It’s an oval sh... | 8 | 102.25 | |
1662643033 | 1662649263 | t3_x90b20 | t5_2to41 | 8 | maddisonh33l: TIFU by analyzing your own saliva through a microscope in biology class and the teacher recognizes a kicking semen.
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MrGeekman: It could be worse. He could have called your parents and told them that you gave your boyfriend a blowjob.
Otfd: It's university? Why would they do that.. it's not high ... | 8 | 1 | |
1662644899 | 1662729840 | t3_x9100x | t5_2to41 | 24 | -Joka: TIFU by wanting to install a doggy door
So yesterday I decided to put in a doggy door in the front door because I was tired of the dogs barking in the morning to be let out. So Denise (my wife) and I got one of our pups and went to Petco, bought the door and headed home. When I got home I rolled my ankle the sec... | 4 | 6 | |
1662648713 | 1662734752 | t3_x92ilv | t5_2to41 | 4,255 | DontNumbYourNuts: TIFU by using a numbing cream on my balls before a vasectomy
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but about 3 months ago. Also this is a throwaway since a few friends and family know my main.
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I have a couple of kids, and after my wife had a rough second pregnancy, we decided against ha... | 11 | 386.818182 | |
1662649394 | 1662693685 | t3_x92ss2 | t5_2to41 | 471 | throwawayourloofa: TIFU by jizzing in my friend's loofah
So it's exactly what you just read, I'm not even dried off from my shower yet. I'm not sure what to do.
I was in the shower, and my friend has been staying here a couple days, for context they leave their loofah hanging on the faucet handle of my shower. Today ... | 5 | 94.2 | |
1662647490 | 1662652670 | t3_x920ig | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing with a very small pokeball
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Runengeyst: I feel pain while reading that
thatstevesmith: Yea I’m not sure what was worse
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1662651906 | 1662721036 | t3_x93u0i | t5_2to41 | -5 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting my husband
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rtosser: Husband is an abusive asshole. Never hit animals. Fuck him. Leave.
shadesofwolves: So she's allowed to hit him but he's not allowed to hit the dog?
rtosser: She shouldn't have hit him either. But hitting your dog is beneath contempt and I view as a red flag.
sha... | 9 | -0.555556 | |
1662654538 | 1662707824 | t3_x94yi5 | t5_2to41 | 87 | scottertot: TIFU by cleaning out my girlfriend car
Obligatory this happened over the weekend, but came to a head last night.
My girlfriend was mentioning over the weekend that she was wanting to clean out her car. We have a toddler, so sometimes accomplishing tasks can be a little difficult. Toddler went down for a na... | 3 | 29 | |
1662659025 | 1662677891 | t3_x96vvf | t5_2to41 | 10 | ardaayan: TIFU not only today but nowadays
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MusicalHiro: Hey OP, I understand how you feel. I got broken up from a 9 year relationship (fiancé too) this year (27m), so my heart is REALLY shattered for more than a week (still is). You have lots of girls out there who'll be more willing to be with you and with t... | 5 | 2 | |
1662659760 | 1662661466 | t3_x978zt | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: tifu by getting my med card
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Hikaman: Sure you got weed and not mushrooms or something lol.
Wolf110ci: Yeah it was weed. I bought it from a cannabis store
Hikaman: Yeah I was juat kidding around. But that is a one hell of a strong dose for that long of a break. That's really strong.
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1662659090 | 1662674395 | t3_x96wxj | t5_2to41 | 98 | Mundane-Criticism239: TIFU by blocking a guy then fearing for my life because of it
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penkster: I am willing to guarantee this person is not in the military at all, and is definitely not a general at age 34, and also not acting like a prick.
The US military doesn't tolerate this crap, so first thing I'd do i... | 6 | 16.333333 | |
1662663524 | 1662664380 | t3_x98ll4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally playing CBAT on my class projector while we were watching the Queen’s death broadcast
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ThisGuyRightHereSaid: At least it was some good music.
ThisGuyRightHereSaid: Also hilarious IMO
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1662664595 | 1664610530 | t3_x98xtg | t5_2to41 | 54 | wintercomputer: TIFU by playing CBAT in class while we were watching the Queen’s death broadcast
My college has a Wi-Fi that can be used for students, but it can also be used for faculty, over the last year, my college went ahead and decided for security reasons that it wouldn’t be a smart idea to continue that notion ... | 10 | 5.4 | |
1662665695 | 1662685098 | t3_x99g2m | t5_2to41 | 2,936 | user818128: TIFU by taking a picture of my girlfriend causing her to leave me
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Alymon: Give her some time, if she comes back or opens up communication with you again, apologize and hear her side of the story out.
She may just need time to cool down. Maybe she has a history with someone taking a photo against ... | 14 | 209.714286 | |
1662649468 | 1662687044 | t3_x92tvp | t5_2to41 | 179 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to breakup with my girlfriend in a way that she felt like it was a proposal
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Icy_Engine_7648: I strongly urge you both to seek couples counseling before committing to marriage. Effective communication is essential
Yurtinx: Surely you mean family council because his gf will drag the en... | 3 | 59.666667 | |
1662661063 | 1662667308 | t3_x97vcr | t5_2to41 | 54 | olhud2: TIFU by not knowing who let a Pink thong in my bedroom
Happened a couple years ago, but still a fuckup because my girlfriend still think I cheated on her.
At that time, we were in an appartment for the university. So occasionnaly, some people slept at our appartment after a party. We used to party together mos... | 3 | 18 | |
1662663337 | 1662719840 | t3_x98js3 | t5_2to41 | 303 | silver_element: TIFU by scaring my wife just by being on the phone
Happened a few hours ago.
I went to pick up my wife from work. Usually I'm on point, today I was a bit later and on the phone with a friend.
I don't know why, but while in a call my phone does not recieve WhatsApp messages/calls and even if someone cal... | 8 | 37.875 | |
1662666333 | 1662672134 | t3_x99qd6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Existing_Midnight_31: TIFU by telling friend A’s “secret” to friend B
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scarpenter42: I would bet that is mad because she thought she could trust you and you betrayed that. If someone tells you a secret you shouldn't tell it to anyone else. Unless of course that secret has to do with safety and then you should ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1662666737 | 1662674850 | t3_x99wpl | t5_2to41 | 10 | Striking_Major2528: TIFU by losing my wallet
Today started out great. Woke up with my partner, made us omelets, planned to spend most of the day hanging out, doing activities, playing Pokémon Go.
My partner and I had planned on picking up some dabs from a local dispensary - which you obviously need ID for.
Well som... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1662670352 | 1662746965 | t3_x9bfzs | t5_2to41 | 853 | r2celjazz: TIFU by leaving my work laptop open
So this story takes place in two time frames. This first happened a few months ago. I was at home, just on my work laptop while eating my dinner (both my parents were out). I had left my laptop open at the table, and when I went to work the next day, there were 4 folders ... | 6 | 142.166667 | |
1662670988 | 1662757859 | t3_x9bpxx | t5_2to41 | 56 | Outside_Cod667: TIFU by trying to impress my wife by running into a major hail storm, and then again by thinking that wound was healed enough to go swimming
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but a vacuum was attached to the wound today. This is also the wife's account.
We had an intense storm with some crazy hail. ... | 4 | 14 | |
1662673220 | 1662705792 | t3_x9cn2y | t5_2to41 | 45 | Devalio: tifu by being a cheating asshole.
Long story short I've (29m) been in a codependant on-off relationship from the most melodramatic hollywood hell you can imagine for soon to be 8 yrs. We have a child (2yr old), who none of us actually wanted (she is the singular love of my life), together. We are not together,... | 6 | 7.5 | |
1662674334 | 1662782591 | t3_x9d3tm | t5_2to41 | 13 | Local_Peak_8291: TIFU by adding a dot to a good night message.
(apologies for the formatting as I'm on mobile and don't have a laptop available)
context : me and my friends usually only use dots at the end of sentences to show if we are pissed off because of something. We chat via WhatsApp only because 1 of them lives... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1662651781 | 1662677477 | t3_x93s6z | t5_2to41 | 20 | Master_Football5963: TIFU by being the reason my friend has abandonment issues
So I met my friend (we will call her J) just over 2 years ago through a group of mutuals and we hit it off pretty well. To be honest, we were both interested in each other romantically, so me and J flirted back and forth for a while, and we ... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1662677165 | 1662689585 | t3_x9e95s | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU arguing with my dumbass English teacher
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WilliamMinorsWords: Bruh
You entirely missed his point.
He was giving you a lesson in using factual sources when you do you work. He was also teaching you how to hold your own in a debate by separating fact vs opinion.
I'm a teacher, and I always wond... | 19 | 1.736842 | |
1662677230 | 1662741047 | t3_x9ea4a | t5_2to41 | 2,546 | Biddo696969: TIFU by making my brother develop the deepest fear for sailor moon.
I (16m) have been watching sailor moon every day since when I was 9. I'm not saying that i would watch it 24/7 and not have the slightest social life, but i would watch it for 1/2 hours while i had lunch after school (i was basically alone... | 8 | 318.25 | |
1662679880 | 1662859965 | t3_x9fblq | t5_2to41 | 1,740 | PoopyPoodlePaws: TIFU Betting the Queen would die
CW The queens death? if that isn't obvious
Some backstory:
4 years ago at an online boardgame night on NYE, me and some other friends made guesses on what the new year would bring, things like Aliens, Scandals ect... This became a thing the next year, my Guess was... | 8 | 217.5 | |
1662682397 | 1662744389 | t3_x9ga0f | t5_2to41 | 148 | awyIthro: TIFU buttchugging
So the other day I (20M) was getting drunk and decided it might be a good idea to take a bath, I ended up deciding that it would be a good time to masturbate.
I begin to do this when I realize that I should get more drunk, because why not?
I decided that I was tired of the taste of vodka... | 12 | 12.333333 | |
1662684375 | 1665728194 | t3_x9h0gc | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by accusing my boyfriend of cheating
So the title is basically self explanatory. My (28f) boyfriend “James” (27m) is basically the man of my dreams. 8 years ago I met him and fell in love.. He checked all boxes of a good, honest man, took care of his children (who I also fell in love with), had his own ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1662687164 | 1662851680 | t3_x9i1h5 | t5_2to41 | 16 | fede123456789: TIFU by being suspicious at my best friend
Before I start, I just wanted to say that this is my first post here and English is not my 1st language, so please bear with me.
A bit of context: I (18M) never really had any friends due to my social anxiety (I'm also on the autism spectrum and suffer from NPD... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1662687612 | 1662727574 | t3_x9i7ce | t5_2to41 | 148 | Es_throwaway_junk: TIFU after taking a dump during school hours.
I (17M) was in my TA class. The teacher was smack in the middle of a lecture when I realized I desperately had to poop. I said to myself that I’d wait it out until the teacher had finished, as it was a critical moment I didn’t want to interrupt. Suddenly,... | 5 | 29.6 | |
1662690044 | 1662690533 | t3_x9j379 | t5_2to41 | 11 | TVFacialThrowaway: Tifu ; Accidently cummed on my friends tv
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Coccolona: At 12? I was still playing with barbies at 12
TVFacialThrowaway: I lost my innocence young , found porn at 11
Coccolona: That's sad, actually.
Btw...just noticed your throwaway account name is TV Facial....hahaha keep this account
TVFac... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1662690868 | 1662757405 | t3_x9jdxz | t5_2to41 | 71 | throwaway736385828: TIFU by having sex on the couch
This just happened 45 minutes ago…
Wife (31) and I (31) were watching the Buffalo Bills game and things started getting hot and heavy during halftime.
It’s clear that sex is about to happen and she asks if I want to go upstairs. I weasel my way into couch sex so th... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1662691286 | 1662741900 | t3_x9jjb9 | t5_2to41 | 291 | Consistent_Canary_40: TIFU by ruining my first kiss
So today I (14 M) went about my normal day. Get up, get dressed etc. etc. and go to school. Everything is good so far I got to school, talked to my friends and my gf (13 f (14 next month) and have I end up having good day overall. She just started riding the bus last... | 9 | 32.333333 | |
1662692481 | 1662694373 | t3_x9jye0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | fwilkin: Tifu by telling my co-workers I wanted a creampie
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some-white-dude: So did you get either?
fwilkin: I'll let you know in a couple weeks but I suspect not 😂
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1662695776 | 1662753730 | t3_x9l3l7 | t5_2to41 | 1,232 | SarcasticLotus: tifu by trying to be too honest
tried to be honest and feel like shit about it
I (25m) was faced with a difficult decision today. I have a new gf (32f) and things have been going great, we really hit things off. The problem kinda results from that. Our relationship progressed slightly to some more int... | 10 | 123.2 | |
1662691578 | 1662742374 | t3_x9jmyd | t5_2to41 | 122 | AlannahGrimm: TIFU MIA dress
TIFU when I left my dress at a hotel in Ohio. I managed to get all of my luggage down to my car in one go except for my garment bag (which I didn't realize at the time). I literally thought to myself when I left the room, "I should check the room over one more time.... Nah, I am pretty sure... | 4 | 30.5 | |
1662698246 | 1662749993 | t3_x9lxko | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught watching kinky porn at my college.
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Kaladorph: I wouldn't really call that kinky..
Flossthief: I think two guys fucking their own sisters qualifies as kinky
Kaladorph: I mean.. it's crazy popular and not my thing but it's still just plain old vanilla fuckin. How is that kinky... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1662700277 | 1662752266 | t3_x9mkxy | t5_2to41 | 10,257 | misminimus: TIFU by accidentally almost getting a happy ending
So this wasn't today, it was way back in 2015, when I dressed a bit more tomboyish. I had just done my taxes at the nearby tax chain and my refund came out to $49, the exact amount those effers charged me in the first place. So I'm stressed about this bs, a... | 17 | 603.352941 | |
1662700919 | 1662703598 | t3_x9ms4u | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by having anal after not getting any action for a few weeks.
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wesleynl18: Was it worth it?
You4icc: 10/10 would tear my ass again
notanaccounttofollow: Then you did not fuck up fully.
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1662712099 | 1662854603 | t3_x9mg3a | t5_2to41 | -12 | solstice_gilder: Dude they explained it. No need to be an ass about it. It’s not their job to educate you.
TyphoidMary234: Not when I asked though and only when he started getting down voted but I’m the arse
solstice_gilder: 'What’s the e though?'
'It's a colloquial term Non-binary people use I will not reply further.... | 10 | -1.2 | |
1662681603 | 1662713146 | t3_x9fyox | t5_2to41 | 1 | Proper-Bandicoot2790: TIFU today i fucked up by smelling my own sweat
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Majestic-Scale-1868: So....how is this TIFU again? Ashamed of your own fetish?
Proper-Bandicoot2790: No having a fetish like that is wrong
Majestic-Scale-1868: Lol there are way worse fetishes, this is at least harmless.
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1662711210 | 1662782824 | t3_x9polu | t5_2to41 | 441 | Hennerz204: TIFU by inviting my best friend for dinner
I (23M) have been good friends with N (28F) for 4 years now. We met at my old place of work and became fast friends.
Around 2 years ago I was made redundant from said work place but we stayed in contact and have been messaging each other a couple times a week, send... | 9 | 49 | |
1662712697 | 1662765310 | t3_x9q2kb | t5_2to41 | 16,831 | Cannabis4Cannibals: TIFU telling my mom I'm not a virgin and pranking her in public
This morning my mom dragged me (16m) to the nearest clinic to get an STD test. My first fuck up was getting into an argument with her the night before about boundaries and letting her push my buttons to the point of getting me to reveal... | 13 | 1,294.692308 | |
1662718520 | 1662722179 | t3_x9rowu | t5_2to41 | 33 | MidniteMad: TIFU looking like an assaulter
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EmergencyLavishness1: How did the other guy know your name and profession? That’s the weirdest part about all this
MidniteMad: Honestly, I have no idea. I also thought that was weird.
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1662719583 | 1662866279 | t3_x9s01s | t5_2to41 | 50 | unsure_user-1357: Tifu by turning off autolock
It all started when i was binge watching rick n morty, i was halfway season two before i got bored so i went on reddit (where the trouble began). While browsing through my feed, i saw several, lets say exotic, videos and photos which led me to go to some very particular su... | 5 | 10 | |
1662718884 | 1662747796 | t3_x9rsoe | t5_2to41 | 22 | SamV10S: TIFU by dancing in the spa stoned and getting caught by dad's boss
So I (18m) live with my dad's boss (I needed board and they had it), and they have a spa. this particular day I decided to get high before the spa. Well one thing lead to another and I was extremely high in the spa with earphones listening to m... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1662721194 | 1662724436 | t3_x9sgkd | t5_2to41 | 198 | RandomAhole2: TIFU by slapping my girlfriend.
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
So my girlfriend (17f) broke up with me (18m) almost a week ago. She named various reasons, but none of them felt 'real' to me. I was absolutely heartbroken and desperately wanted to make amends. I talked out some strategies with my th... | 10 | 19.8 | |
1662724162 | 1662724605 | t3_x9tea3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by meatriding drake
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Anotherdude342: Who's drake?
LightningCuber: no way you do not know who drake is
OK_LK: Yes, way
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1662724156 | 1662761603 | t3_x9te83 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: Tifu by giving a 14 year old a tattoo
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jeffinRTP: What's the legal age for getting a tattoo in your area?
_antisocialmoth: 16 with parental consent
No_Love_1353: So where was the parent? I only see friends mentioned.
_antisocialmoth: Obviously her parents didn’t know about it but I was under the ass... | 15 | 1 | |
1662727066 | 1662728079 | t3_x9ufiz | t5_2to41 | 14 | Reasonable_Topic699: TIFU by letting a scammer ruin my life
I, 23 years old was about to play some games on steam when I got a message from a friend on discord who’s account got hacked by a scammer i didn’t know at the time told me that I was reported by accident and that I had 12 days before my account got banned. Wha... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1662735078 | 1662735794 | t3_x9xijo | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching music videos with my young brother
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Zirtrioxxx: My name is also Spencer
Mil3s-Away: It’s a good name. I prefer it to mine
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1662736354 | 1663131001 | t3_x9y1q3 | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by staring at my friends boobs
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AndrewFishay: I did something similar, I have a tendency to zone out sometimes, basically my eyes kinda squint and though I’m looking at something, my brain is completely somewhere else and what I’m looking at doesn’t even register to me. I met a girl I had been ... | 5 | 8 | |
1662736450 | 1662817301 | t3_x9y341 | t5_2to41 | 2,165 | KennyThaKid: TIFU by watching the newest She-Hulk episode
For some backstory, my roommate recently got me hooked into watching The Sopranos. I had never seen it before and knew nothing about it other than it has something to do with the Mob. We’re about halfway through season 3 and I am absolutely loving everything abo... | 9 | 240.555556 | |
1662738510 | 1662738862 | t3_x9yxiy | t5_2to41 | 29 | RandomNobody420: TIFU by sexually assulating a hot women accidently
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Today was a crap day. I had ruined my usual pair of trousers the day before and hadn't had time to wash them before going out, instead I grabbed another trouser but i picked the ONE trouser that... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1662736423 | 1662741497 | t3_x9y2pd | t5_2to41 | 30 | Mil3s-Away: TIFU by scaring my brother
On Wednesday evening I was sat in my room watching Breaking Bad, and my brother Spencer walked in the room. Spencer is 6, which is obviously too young to be watching Breaking Bad, so I paused it. He said he wanted to sit with me, so I turned it off and let him. I asked him what he... | 3 | 10 | |
1662737343 | 1664419228 | t3_x9yg73 | t5_2to41 | 57 | Soft-Society7402: TIFU by accidentally playing cbat during sex.
so this happened yesterday but i was too tired to make this post.
basically heres what happened.
My partner (20) and I (20) were in the car talking and somehow the cbat meme got brought up. I asked them if they had seen it, and they said “no”. So naturally... | 3 | 19 | |
1662740500 | 1662752383 | t3_x9zrn7 | t5_2to41 | 52 | uhhthrow_me_away2000: TIFU by masturbating while the queen died
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BurnerForJustTwice: What were you doing when Jeffrey Epstein died? I don’t think anybody really asks questions like that?
Also, it’s 2022, it’s in to be so sexually explicit. Look at trump. Grabbing people by their vaginas.
KingGuy420: Epstein,... | 10 | 5.2 | |
1662743809 | 1663417668 | t3_xa13v7 | t5_2to41 | 36 | throwaway1233444927: TIFU by telling her how I feel
For context, I am seventeen, I'm a senior in high school and also taking college classes to graduate with my AA degree alongside my diploma. She is 16, a junior in high school and goes to an alternative school for people not on track to graduate or have behavioral iss... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1662746731 | 1662768776 | t3_xa29tr | t5_2to41 | 24,798 | tifoood: Tifu by naming my husband as “daddy” in my contacts
So i (25f) messed up hugely. I was out once with my friends and my husband called me and after i ended the call they were like “why did you put ‘husband’ as his name” so i changed it to ‘daddy’ after not thinking twice. It was all fine until one day my husban... | 12 | 2,066.5 | |
1662747223 | 1662774268 | t3_xa2gol | t5_2to41 | 3,462 | Clarybird: tifu by taking an ancestry DNA test
So this was a few weeks back but yeah. I (24f) took one of those ancestry DNA tests and when it came back it showed that I was way too close in DNA to my half aunt, basically showing that she was my full aunt. It also showed family members that shouldn't have come up from ... | 14 | 247.285714 | |
1662760864 | 1662762383 | t3_xa7ujf | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my ex
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AcrobaticSource3: > I had found out he cheated multiple times after the relationship ended
Do you mean that you found out after the relationship ended that he had cheated multiple times?
ZestycloseTension561: Yeah, about 2 months after it came out from another one of his f... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1662762259 | 1663511145 | t3_xa8e2q | t5_2to41 | 3 | articlmonkeys: TIFU high-bonded with my shitty ex
So I (20sf) didn’t realize this was part of my fuckup till last night. Last night while high with edibles and at a concert started celeb crushing on the lead singer and guitarist. I realized I had never really had a celeb crush prior to when I started getting high.
I ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1662770593 | 1662771153 | t3_xabfpc | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU i backed into my parents Tesla on accident. i feel terrible.
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elizabethjanet: You backed into your parents Tesla by accident? Well, it was an accident. Just tell the truth.
Scarboroughwarning: It's either by accident, or on purpose.
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1662772894 | 1662840878 | t3_xac93j | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to my High-school reunion
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coolguy1793B: you're only 10 years outta highschool, so what 29 ish? youve got years ahead of you. plenty of time to make changes to get ahead..btw time moves faster the older you get (some weired quantum physics thing) so get at it!
jacantu: The way time f... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1662773120 | 1662808509 | t3_xacbvw | t5_2to41 | 14 | Depressednb27: TIFU by having sex with my roommate
Some context: I (27X) live with my fiancee (30F), and another couple, A(25X) and B(25M). We are both polyamorous couples. Me and my fiancee have had sex with other afab ppl, A has had sex with other people, but B has been hesitant to try bc of his past. We've never sle... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1662773376 | 1662776320 | t3_xaceui | t5_2to41 | 132 | JC1812: TIFU Episode 61! Let’s hear em fuck up and stories! 🙂👀
AmazingQuality1193: Tifu by accidentally joining this call
mathymate: Idk what's happening. Why are they fighting? Lol
AmazingQuality1193: I don’t even know bro 😭
Gem_Knight: "I never know!?"
| 5 | 26.4 | |
1662774470 | 1662786895 | t3_xacsgq | t5_2to41 | 154 | valentineburner: TIFU By Buying a Costume Necklace
I did not buy this necklace today, but the incident this necklace caused happened just this morning. I (21f) have been with my girlfriend (21f) for a little over a year and a half. She’s absolutely lovely and we share a lot of common interests, such as horror movies. T... | 3 | 51.333333 | |
1662779224 | 1662822657 | t3_xaeea2 | t5_2to41 | 356 | sync_05: TIFU by picking up a really bad habit
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Significant-Ad-7444: Just come clean, it's better you get your parents involved so they can look out for you and keep you from further self harm. If you and your parents want to keep it on the downlow but still go to the lake you can bandage your arm and say you ... | 5 | 71.2 | |
1662850498 | 1662898552 | t3_xaevpc | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: First of all, I understand your points. I understood them long ago. Thank you for the words.
secondly, you're right. the points you made are very much true, and on multiple accounts my mom has said "oh, my dad used to beat me all the time, pahaha." and my dad always tells me sob stories of rural Uzbekistan... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1662771672 | 1663073591 | t3_xabtjo | t5_2to41 | 9 | Realistic-Target3947: TIFU by taking the service roads home
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Express_Historian898: Next time try checking before switching from the right lane to the fast (left) lane on a highway? Seems like you don’t realise you were in the wrong there
Realistic-Target3947: i did check first and i thought it was clear and it... | 3 | 3 | |
1662785118 | 1662788248 | t3_xag9ij | t5_2to41 | 29 | NukeInMyBunghole: TIFU by inviting someone to my sleepover
TIFU by inviting my friend over to my sleepover.
Characters. OP (me), T (Original guest) and D (Unwanted guest).
I was going to have a sleep over with just me and my friend T, but he wanted our friend D to come as well, I didn’t mind so I said sure. we get t... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1662790506 | 1663379234 | t3_xahu3s | t5_2to41 | 73 | Flyingbirrdd: TIFU by telling my friend what I find attractive in someone
The title is pretty explainable so I’ll just give you background information! I (17f) and my friend (17f) let’s call her Sam were discussing our type. I said “I like bushy eyebrows, long lashes and a nice smile” now that could mean many things b... | 10 | 7.3 | |
1662798089 | 1662913799 | t3_xajvg3 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by going too far with my gf
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remindmetopaymytaxes: If she breaks up with you you’ll absolutely deserve it. How hard is it to take a no for an answer?
My ex told me a story similar to this (did a similar thing, had the same realisation of “oh no, what am i doing” when it was too late). I ignore... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1662807894 | 1662823050 | t3_xammlc | t5_2to41 | 45,615 | ThrowawayMyShrooms: TIFU using shrooms in front of my gf
Yesterday my gf agreed to be my trip sitter. I like shrooms and usually I'm a 2g shroom guy, but yesterday I wanted to see what 4g would do. I asked my gf to be my trip sitter just in case I decided to Peter Pan off the balcony or something. At the time my gf see... | 19 | 2,400.789474 | |
1662820556 | 1662864205 | t3_xaqx0i | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by refusing to turn down my music for my 93 year old grandmother
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WilliamMinorsWords: You're 31 years old and this is how you treat your grandmother? What's wrong with you?
SigmundFreud: She should kick him in the nuts.
WilliamMinorsWords: For real. Who disrespects grandma like this?
| 4 | 7.25 | |
1662821210 | 1662834459 | t3_xar5xa | t5_2to41 | 169 | [deleted]: TIFU by gossiping about my own daughter
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cascade2oblivion: Yeah you fucked up. Dad's are supposed to protect their children. Sorry excuse of a father.
panosprochords: maybe relax a little, buddy
edit: tifu by misreading the original text, didn't realize he actually called his daughter names and did... | 8 | 21.125 | |
1662818728 | 1662837519 | t3_xaq8hj | t5_2to41 | 13 | EstrogenCarcinogen: TIFU By Having My Ex Visit Me
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Low_Abrocoma_1514: English is not my first language either and I am so confused were you dating multiple people ? Who's them ?
EstrogenCarcinogen: Sorry, I just dated the one person before I left. When I was trying to get over them, I would drunkenly hook up w... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1662824743 | 1662852417 | t3_xasj7s | t5_2to41 | 90 | Educational-Echo-752: TIFU: I listened to my friends
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No_Love_1353: Ah, to be 15 again…
gotrice5: The things I would change about myself. Screw worrying and just work on yourself. Most if the time, you won't even talk to half if the ppl yiu knew in HS anyways.
Ilien: 15 years later, I talk with 1 person, semi-... | 6 | 15 | |
1662826806 | 1662829309 | t3_xatcsb | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by visiting TwoXChromosomes again
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andrewta: First don’t go to that sub.
Second…
PM_ur_Rump: Yeah, lol. Like, I have my own issues with that sub, but this guy is screaming out far bigger ones with himself.
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1662826870 | 1662837982 | t3_xatdpl | t5_2to41 | 18 | fuckdontkiss: TIFU by making my parents think I’m gay (I’m 100% straight) by I put a heart emoji on my male friend’s contact name
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Lined_the_Street: Wow if this is what your parents thinking homosexuality is then they really haven't experienced much in the world LMAOOO
3pinephrin3: Lol and they have the nerve ... | 3 | 6 | |
1662829049 | 1662851765 | t3_xau7rh | t5_2to41 | 28 | x657: TIFU by telling my younger sister she is adopted t
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pauliewotsit: That's a horrible thing to do. Why did you feel *you* had to tell her and possibly destroy the family? Your poor sister...I hope your parents make you stew until you come grovelling back begging forgiveness, it's your parents who should be... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1662831107 | 1662856988 | t3_xav18o | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching something illegal
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31spiders: You’re being dramatic. Further if you have a mental disorder this lack of control may mean you need a medication adjusted. Tell them, maybe don’t be real specific just….hey I don’t know what I was thinking but I clicked on *insert whatever kind here* po... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1662832635 | 1662913249 | t3_xavmzq | t5_2to41 | 965 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my wife about another woman
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queensnyatty: Since apparently no one has bothered to tell your generation this:
It’s not virtuous to share everything little thing you are thinking and feeling. It’s actually narcissistic. You should practice the art of being reserved.
RLDSXD: Only chim... | 18 | 53.611111 | |
1662834427 | 1662848352 | t3_xawd5k | t5_2to41 | 257 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to feed my girlfriend
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Cultural-Hippo: bruh why are you blaming him for eating the brownie after you said you didn't like it? that's literally normal. and you bringing up an eating disorder and kinda blaming him for it seems extremely toxic. your boyfriend isn't supposed to read your ... | 4 | 64.25 | |
1662835949 | 1662838073 | t3_xawyou | t5_2to41 | 47 | higherthantheceiling: TIFU / I fapped to cbat and it was the greatest experience ever
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Ok_Tale_933: What the fuck is cbat
Ok_Tale_933: Never mind, I looked it up. what crap
FadieCD9: excuse me, couldn’t find anything about it, can you give me a hint?
Ok_Tale_933: It was a terrible song, atleast that's what pop... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1662839315 | 1662873501 | t3_xay9p2 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing Pearl Harbor and attack the Japanese with little kids
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johndeerdrew: How is this any different from cowboys and indians?
kappakeats: Cowboys and Indians is also wildly inappropriate.
johndeerdrew: I said nothing of the appropriateness of the game. I just wondered if they were differe... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1662841760 | 1662851706 | t3_xaz7hq | t5_2to41 | 6 | natsuki151: TIFU by shitting at school!
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HubblePie: I’ll be taking this, thank you.
Suspicious-File-7368: what will u do with it?
KalessinDB: Pasta.
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