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1662844327 | 1662846540 | t3_xb06qp | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a nude beach in Israel as an uncircumcised guy
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IndigoMichigan: > GF not a nudist
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> likes to be naked in public
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OP, I have a great deal on this bridge I'd like to sell you!
Bubbagumpredditor: There's a difference between nudist and exhibitionist.
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1662847767 | 1662849811 | t3_xb1hbf | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not listening to my partner.
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XPOY_Y: Definitely not a TIFU...any guy would react the same way unless you don't really care about your partner.
I think you handled it appropriately, you showed your gf that you cared and informed your friend of his employees inappropriate behavior.
BrolyParag... | 3 | 2 | |
1662845005 | 1662890352 | t3_xb0ftz | t5_2to41 | 37,826 | Confused_Alpaca937: TIFU by narrating to HR a search through my bag of *toys*
*EDIT*. For those of you asking yes this the same manager than had to sit in on the "crying wine fort" thing and yes same HR lady
NSFW
So I live at my work, really common in my field, and my work have a really strict drug policy, we work ... | 18 | 2,101.444444 | |
1662843775 | 1662861945 | t3_xazz8t | t5_2to41 | 4 | Remarkable-Time-3643: TIFU on the hotel elevator
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AcrobaticSource3: Did you ever get your laundry?
Remarkable-Time-3643: Yes I did, I sat in my room for about an hour
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1662853557 | 1662903821 | t3_xb3lq2 | t5_2to41 | 4,754 | Anti-social_______: TIFU by opening my front door and letting my neighbors kid in
Let’s start off with some context I am 15m their kid is 18f. I’m sharing this story cause i don’t know what to do. I’m also pretty sure she has a mental disability of some kind. not a bad thing of course but please read to understand.
It... | 11 | 432.181818 | |
1662854612 | 1665325374 | t3_xb3ytu | t5_2to41 | 1,340 | Sudden-Particular-3: TIFU by calling my brother about a lost ring.
This happened this afternoon, it's nighttime now, and I'm still fucking laughing about it.
So, ever since my siblings and I were little, I was the one that could lose an elephant in a prairie. I was unimaginably good at losing stuff, and then needing ... | 5 | 268 | |
1662859971 | 1662861584 | t3_xb5rle | t5_2to41 | 91 | JC1812: TIFU Episode 61! Let’s hear em fuck ups and stories! 🙂👀
HoAdanac: This is a black hole of cringe
UnseenTimeMachine: I just fell into it hahahahaha its like all the people I feared are on reddit really are hahahahaha
-Sean_Gotti-: What the fuck are with these peoples voices?
u/CircusMonke wtf this is a br... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1662866023 | 1662885243 | t3_xb7qvc | t5_2to41 | 47 | Throwaway_Stowaway99: TIFU by forgetting to lock to bathroom door
Throwaway because I don't want this on my main. Anyway, this wasn't actually today (on reason is because this happened to me more than once on different days) but one day I went to the bathroom to take a shit and during the middle of it my great aunt ope... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1662869006 | 1662870154 | t3_xb8p28 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Fearless-Regular-662: TIFU By sharing ghost story’s with my best friend
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SirSamuelDaBean: How old are you....
Fearless-Regular-662: 13 why
SirSamuelDaBean: Sounds about right, whenever you look back towards that moment in the future, try not to cringe too much.
Fearless-Regular-662: Ok?
| 5 | 2.4 | |
1662870763 | 1662901011 | t3_xb98ke | t5_2to41 | 23 | prn790: TIFU by fighting when I don't know how
I got my ass kicked at a friends party last night and had everyone see
So I'm a 15f and I was at a party last night at one of my friends houses for her birthday. When I got to the party there was about 20 or so people. I just got a drink and was going around finding peop... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1662876377 | 1662944332 | t3_xbau1o | t5_2to41 | 15,607 | Anon_in_paradise: TIFU by having sexy time in paradise
Alt account for reasons… actual fuck up happened yesterday…
So my wife and I are currently in Bali at a cliff-side, 5 star resort in Nusa Dua (that’s enough details).
We do not get out much as a couple, with working like crazy and have kids. However, we decided ... | 11 | 1,418.818182 | |
1662875419 | 1662896319 | t3_xbakh3 | t5_2to41 | 1,050 | [deleted]: tifu by miscalculating
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ToanGreenlow: I took a calculated risk... But man am I bad at math.
lurrur: Happy mutual cake day!
ToanGreenlow: Gasp! Reddit sibling! How long you been here for? Six years for me now.
Also happy cakeday!
(Fun fact, I only just now realized my actual birthday is in 11 days)... | 6 | 175 | |
1662879183 | 1662882162 | t3_xbbm8l | t5_2to41 | 17 | gentleman_but_nasty: TIFU on my birthday when I blacked out for split second like something entered or exited my body
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Atrejuuu: ok so in my youth this happened to me and some other friends as well, for some more than others. its nothing you wont survive, the falling is the most dangerous part. sitting down, f... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1662881016 | 1662906246 | t3_xbc4ft | t5_2to41 | 97 | AfghanStreetRat: TIFU by going to eat Chinese Hot Pot right after having food poisoning
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meloneohnekerne: At least you know how to use pads now xD
SerentityM3ow: Not nearly as hilarious as sticking them straight onto your ass! Lol
hogtiedcantalope: Less leakage
To be fair they don't show this part in pad com... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1662887533 | 1662983203 | t3_xbdvlr | t5_2to41 | 50 | ClintBarton7: TIFU by falling for a woman for 1,5 months, who was just looking for friends
Never written here before, so we’ll see how it goes. Sorry for the long text, TL;DR at the end. Please excuse my punctuation skills.
I (25M) have never been in a relationship before. Tried a few times, but always fell in love wi... | 7 | 7.142857 | |
1662895972 | 1662931008 | t3_xbg8kb | t5_2to41 | 835 | kyiswerldy_: TIFU by potentially hurting my cat.
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slyfoxie: Aww he'll be fine. He's just upset.
Used-Ad8789: The cat will be fine. I don't know about OP tho
PheonixGalaxy: OP probably will never emotionally recover from this
| 4 | 208.75 | |
1662897467 | 1662961104 | t3_xbgoa1 | t5_2to41 | 27,160 | throway-ra-advice1: TIFU by sending my girlfriend a dank meme about 9/11
English isn't my first language so please don't roast me if I make any grammatical mistakes. I'm 25 F and my girlfriend is 23.
Today,I was scrolling on Reddit after I woke up. I saw this dank meme saying something like "when you're chilling in th... | 16 | 1,697.5 | |
1662901404 | 1663381206 | t3_xbi107 | t5_2to41 | 455 | thowaway12345676: TIFU for having sex for the first time
TIFU for having sex for the first time and she was only on the pill.
I need to get this off my chest. Two days ago I met a pretty girl on the train and then bumped into her yesterday and we hit it off. One thing led to another and we ended up back at my place. I... | 11 | 41.363636 | |
1662906546 | 1662936254 | t3_xbjzih | t5_2to41 | 14 | Timely_Banana_1901: TIFU by letting people influence me
So I'll start of introducing myself I am just your normal 14 year old teenager, and sorry for my bad English.
I live in Belgium in an rather small city.
My family was never good with money with us almost ending homeless multiple times.
My mom and dad were divor... | 7 | 2 | |
1662907336 | 1662959022 | t3_xbkb5l | t5_2to41 | 301 | BUMBUMM11: TIFU By pushing my stepdad
Let's start off with some context. Me(15m) have been living with my mom(33), my half-brother(5m), and my stepdad (40m) for the past 5 years. During these 5 years, I spent almost every day getting yelled at, called names, and criticized. I never understood why I got this treatment. ... | 6 | 50.166667 | |
1662912013 | 1662925261 | t3_xbm749 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Successful-Cricket83: tifu by missing the most obvious hint ever
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justenskinner: Do all 16 year olds talk like this? Less gym, more punctuation.
Successful-Cricket83: Nah i dont feel like that. + reddit isnt school so I wont edit this text and mark every noun, verb and adjectiv
Im sry.
brova: The way you type... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1662913385 | 1663040089 | t3_xbmrro | t5_2to41 | 4,192 | cupofteathrowaway: TIFU by acting like a hoe after works drinks
I can't really believe that I did this. I haven't felt really upset because I'm not sure if it's sunk in.
Essentially I went to a work drinks with some of my colleagues and I gave one a hand job on a bus on the way home and fucked another one in the back ... | 19 | 220.631579 | |
1662913495 | 1662999457 | t3_xbmtcy | t5_2to41 | 83 | Cass69420: TIFU by going through my dads drawers
I 16f was looking through my dad's drawers to find one of my band T-shirt’s because my dad has a tendency to mix up our shirts when he sorts wash. Instead of finding my shirt I find an abundance of pills, I was freaking out thinking he was a druggy, but it turns out the ... | 6 | 13.833333 | |
1662913714 | 1662996997 | t3_xbmwem | t5_2to41 | 203 | throwaway626181o: TIFU by filming myself jerking off on cam
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AwkwardSquirtles: If you're in High School then tell them that they're in possession of Child Porn. Even if you're only just over 18, they don't know that.
throwaway626181o: That's a good point. I am 17, so it is illegal probably to have that
TheScru... | 10 | 20.3 | |
1662914286 | 1662923259 | t3_xbn4nw | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking by boyfriend how I could bribe him to watch Downton Abbey with me.
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HutcHJC: I have had so many thoughts about this and no one can really know.
Many men have 3-some fantasies. I did. I’ve never had one but our relationship is as solid as the day we married, if not more so.
Would y... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1662919498 | 1662922896 | t3_xbp8ex | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU my girlfriend caught me looking at other girls
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denadirawi: Dang I’m sorry :( that’s scary for sure and understandable. It’s actually quite normal for people in a relationship to find others attractive and to look at them. Hell it’s even common to like develop crushes in a relationship (before ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1662919701 | 1662923347 | t3_xbpbcv | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not helping two girls right away when my bff’s friend was harassing them
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Mathamanian: You ruined his life — apologize to Josh.
frickityfrackles: praying you just forgot the tone indicator at the end...
Mathamanian: /s
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1662926707 | 1662937890 | t3_xbs7ty | t5_2to41 | 42 | Nofriggenwaydude: TIFU by finally confessing to a councillor and ending up in protective custody
Tw- sa / abuse
A few years ago I was drink spiked in Mexico and almost died. Came back to my home country and confessed to a doctor what had happened. Flash forward a few weeks later and we match on tinder. End up in a... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1662928022 | 1662928796 | t3_xbsrau | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by exploding all over my ex's life
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twohedwlf: \*Carefully backing away\*
solstice_gilder: 
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1662928425 | 1662994272 | t3_xbsx99 | t5_2to41 | 2,945 | cixotking: TIFU By asking my gf about her exes horse d*#k
was talking to my gf last month about our sex life just being curious on if there was anything i could improve on.
Big mistake on my part since we both had a few already and my girlfriend becomes brutally honest. I have performances issues already . And i final... | 10 | 294.5 | |
1662929313 | 1662930732 | t3_xbtab5 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU By accidentally allowing my gf to drink my pee
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Devittraisedto2: \> She reached without any hesitation and gulped for like 3 seconds and then was like WTF IS THIS PIS\*
***how does she know the taste of piss***
iIIegally_blonde: It was probably warm 😩
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1662930030 | 1662941534 | t3_xbtlgr | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by using toothpaste as lube
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ThatsThatCue: I feel like for teenage males this was a right of passage for a lot of us.
AquaSherbet: Troubling thought.
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1662912503 | 1662938485 | t3_xbmec3 | t5_2to41 | 31 | yokedeggs: TIFU by ordering sex toys before going out of town
My wife and I left town to visit family. Just days before, we had ordered some “collars” (not the kind for dogs). We asked my mom to take care of the house as we have dogs and fish that need to be fed. As a part of that job she would take in any mail we got.... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1662880974 | 1663012470 | t3_xbc417 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Spider222222: TIFU by telling my old tutor about Inside Out 2
Ok so this happened today I was sitting with my old tuition tutor who taught me for 9 years so he is like a brother now and we hang out often, watch movies together, play video games etc. For the most part he is a chill dude and I enjoy his company and we ha... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1662930214 | 1662936535 | t3_xbtocc | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU: and sabotaged my chance of having a Threesome
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AlexJonesInDisguise: Why did she call you into the bathroom if she was still going?
beige4ever: Rule #1 of going to the potty in strange places: never go alone
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1662937238 | 1663021960 | t3_xbwhof | t5_2to41 | 3,122 | AardvarkPatient5596: TIFU / I realised I am deeply in love with a co worker, But I have slept with his married cousin in the past.
*false name used for story purposes*
Bit of a background. I Female (19) Jess work for a big corporation. when I started working there I became quite close to a male co worker call him To... | 17 | 183.647059 | |
1662941977 | 1663015622 | t3_xby7jz | t5_2to41 | 34,963 | Fivegallonfuckbucket: TIFU my girlfriend went blind after sex
My girlfriend came over to hang out before work today and we had a bit of fun, we might have gotten a bit carried away because when we’d both finished she looked a bit dazed and confused. I asked if everything was okay, and as she was staring into the middle... | 13 | 2,689.461538 | |
1662941797 | 1662948006 | t3_xby58t | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing an accidental friendship test on one of my friends in our gc.
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Tato7069: Don't worry, they only put good posts in those tic tok videos
infini98: 💀💀💀
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1662945664 | 1662982829 | t3_xbzi2w | t5_2to41 | 1,766 | bigtiddyliddy69420: TIFU by opening up to my mom
My (16f) mom (53f) didnt have the best relationship when i was a kid. We still don’t, really. For a bit of background, my parents are wealthy and have been my entire life. I’m eternally grateful for what my parents do for me, but where having wealthy parents gets tripped... | 10 | 176.6 | |
1662946783 | 1662947896 | t3_xbzw3a | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexually assaulting a partner of mine despite them saying they hate it days before
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69assaures_rex: The fuck did I just read??
LurksAroundHere: That he's apparently E's sister? -shrugs-
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1662948331 | 1663126967 | t3_xc0fa8 | t5_2to41 | 70 | alyciamarie98: TIFU by trapping a stray cat in my hot car
This is my first post on Reddit, I thought it was a worthy post. Also, I’m a little traumatized so I apologize for any grammar issues. My brain is whirling. For context, I live in an apartment complex in Georgia, USA. It gets freaking hot in the afternoons here.... | 5 | 14 | |
1662948029 | 1662952672 | t3_xc0bhd | t5_2to41 | 4 | Artistic-Lychee-3385: TIFU vb trip
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TileTone: You're only 1 year older, certainly no harm in this.
Your future self will want go back and punch your younger self likely if you don't give it a chance at least.
Lets says you guys are together by the time you graduate though. I'm sure as long as both your paren... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1662954714 | 1662992470 | t3_xc2jg8 | t5_2to41 | 97 | throwaway9876335: TIFU by watching a documentary with my boyfriend
Throwaway because he knows my main account
I (16m) and my bf (16m) have been together for 3 months now, last night was our anniversary, he came over with a disc copy of the 12RODS documentary (something I've been wanting to watch for a while now) And I... | 5 | 19.4 | |
1662955357 | 1663262299 | t3_xc2rad | t5_2to41 | 1,374 | Aanaron: TIFU by offering to take my gf on vacation.
My gf(f24) and I (m26) are in an LDR while she finishes school about 4 hours apart. I haven't been able to visit her, because my car is too old and broken down to make the drive. I have a new car on the way, so I was planning a trip down.
There is a mountain resort ... | 10 | 137.4 | |
1662963571 | 1663013331 | t3_xc56ta | t5_2to41 | 19 | Sea-Injury-6138: TIFU by putting bleach on a white cloth in a coloured load
just like the title says, I've been doing laundry for past few days- except my cats, when stressed like to pee on things, their latest victim has been a white towel. Earlier I was doing laundry and took out the clean load, putting it into the c... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1662971366 | 1663075493 | t3_xc7arb | t5_2to41 | 18,443 | DudeWheresMyCuteCar: TIFU calling my best friend "cute"
A few weeks ago my sister (22) and I (20m) were discussing my best friend (20m) behind his back. I don't remember how the topic came up, but my sister was addressing the fact that my best friend at some point in time said I looked cute. I didn't think anything of ... | 15 | 1,229.533333 | |
1662977581 | 1662982349 | t3_xc8ybz | t5_2to41 | -6 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking out this woman a second time
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twotall88: "reconnected at a high school reunion" which would indicate you're at least 23 but you're acting like you're 14.
RissoldeChocolate: What a pathetic thing to say to someone. That comment showed more imaturity than anything OP said.
twotall88: In... | 5 | -1.2 | |
1662980248 | 1663068439 | t3_xc9q13 | t5_2to41 | 3,805 | Outrageous-Fun-9992: TIFU by leaving the door open while masturbating.
I 17m was on my PC late at night like I usually am, and my cat scratches at the door to get in. I my cat in and keep the door open a little so she can get out. At the time I think that I will just close it later. Time goes by and I forget about the ... | 12 | 317.083333 | |
1662986869 | 1662998040 | t3_xcbxsp | t5_2to41 | 60 | shayfores: TIFU by asking my crush about a relationship
I (18m) have a crush on this girl (18f) in my college. So yesterday I expressed my feelings to her by saying that I find her cute and attractive. She blushed, smiled and said thank you. Then I asked her out. She said she'll message me when she reaches home cause s... | 5 | 12 | |
1662990978 | 1662995826 | t3_xcdi09 | t5_2to41 | 99 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my bf I don't like his dad.
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BurnedPsycho: >I'm also questioning my overall future with him because he is too attached to his family while I do not see myself being close to anyone but him. Also, he wants to get married, have a family, kids etc. Give his father grandchildren. I do... | 5 | 19.8 | |
1663000410 | 1663123078 | t3_xchf3v | t5_2to41 | 1,287 | nosequeponeraquijiji: TIFU by getting drunk and trying kiss everyone
Sorry for my bad English, Spanish is my first language. Me (16F) was on a meet up with some friends and we were planning on drinking. As soon as I arrived, I started drinking. I have a really bad tolerance to alcohol so got drunk really fast, I wasn't... | 10 | 128.7 | |
1663012776 | 1663051935 | t3_xcmgyn | t5_2to41 | 520 | saskiesmf: TIFU by looking in the state patrol tent after a major accident
EDIT: the man killed his wife before committing suicide[UPDATE: man killed his wife prior to his death](https://www.channel3000.com/madison-police-now-investigating-incident-on-west-side-as-homicide/?fbclid=IwAR100hVEW9QF2QLeFDskTF9oq_GH7vXdr_CG... | 6 | 86.666667 | |
1663008776 | 1663032282 | t3_xcky7s | t5_2to41 | 480 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend she cannot use my pillow to cry
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Formal-Marsupial-588: Yeah, you FU big time.
You're apparently are unaware that pillowcases exist and they can be washed?
Good God, don't have a kid ffs. They're constantly oozing something from whatever orifice.
jfc 🤦♀️
mikaytheea... | 8 | 60 | |
1663016518 | 1663499434 | t3_xco359 | t5_2to41 | 151 | ConfessionCandidate: TIFU by taking home the wrong cat
My cat, Tibbs (a large black, fluffy cat and rather snotty) went missing 3 or 4 months ago now. My step dad had left a window open after just moving into a new house and he escaped from there. Keep note that he's supposed to be chipped and when I first rescued him,... | 4 | 37.75 | |
1662992725 | 1663122070 | t3_xce7ew | t5_2to41 | 141 | JustTheT1p_0: TIFU by tricking a kid into drinking my excretion.
This TIFU happened back in 2010 but it still weighs on my mind.
Back in 2010 I was in Kabul Afghanistan. Every Thursday and Friday I would spend 12 plus hours in the gun turret of a humvee while we went on many escort missions moving officers and other m... | 4 | 35.25 | |
1663023837 | 1663070120 | t3_xcr1f6 | t5_2to41 | 8,743 | Thunder-Tiger: TIFU by sending my son’s teacher an explicit picture
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shankandhosel: I don’t think you know how TL;DR works
peachweasel: TL;DR I think you're right.
nivvera: TL;DR Yes.
BureikuHare: TL;DR indeed.
Seekat_777: TL;DR I agree
ChaoCobo: TL;DR That is something that I can confirm I believe to be true.... | 11 | 794.818182 | |
1663024497 | 1663042494 | t3_xcraaz | t5_2to41 | 9,109 | Defnotanarmy: TIFU by asking about my friend where her little sister was going.
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Due-Profession-3563: Ummm.. What country is this taking place?
ac1084: This stuff is more common than people think in the US too. Ask your female friends if they dated anyone "older older" when they were in school. Or ask any yo... | 11 | 828.090909 | |
1663024420 | 1663042764 | t3_xcr9b8 | t5_2to41 | 42 | ftsimou: TIFU by getting caught on my weird kinky act by my brother
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Emmiesmom1969: This started when you were only 7yrs old?
ftsimou: I didn’t know what I was doing ofc, I thought of it as a game then. But yes, I remember clearly cuz my mom caught me and got mad at me.
Emmiesmom1969: Did something happen to y... | 6 | 7 | |
1663027991 | 1663114307 | t3_xcskkm | t5_2to41 | 853 | Little_Increase416: TIFU at important job by having a panic attack
I (M, 35) was going through rough patch in my life. A lot of things went really wrong over last two years, and it was getting worse and worse. My employer want bankrupt, my brother got cancer and I helped him through countless rounds of chemo over two y... | 5 | 170.6 | |
1663033353 | 1663042770 | t3_xcuisw | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my bf c*m on his own face
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mekanub: At least his skin will be nice and soft
persistentpoppy: Wait what?? Tell me more
9th-man: Sperm is great for the skin.
persistentpoppy: Oh, go figure!
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1663034127 | 1663045279 | t3_xcustv | t5_2to41 | 20 | Sunnie_Flowers: TIFU : by not washing my hands well enough..
The other night my bf 22 (M) and I 22 (F) we’re making dinner. On this night, we decided to make spaghetti and we decided we were going to make the sauce at home instead of buying the sauce you usually buy in the can at the store. We had already planned on do... | 11 | 1.818182 | |
1663036153 | 1663059413 | t3_xcvj3v | t5_2to41 | 103 | Mountain_Air_8228: TIFU by trusting my spouse & best friend
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NixxyTheKitty: This exact thing happened to me a year ago, but idk if your partner was physically screwing around with them, but mine was. I'm sorry this is happening to you. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
My husband cheated on the day o... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1663064937 | 1663065849 | t3_xcxo91 | t5_2to41 | 4 | BacilQadir715: Bruh you do know that she killed herself to put it bluntly
Laue: Claimed to want to. Am I supposed to feel empathy for some random mean woman who alienated her own family on her own free will.
And instead of trying to make amends, decides it's easier to just die.
Hell, this might just be creative writi... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1663043116 | 1665454052 | t3_xcxvuz | t5_2to41 | 126 | SchZoe: TIFU by submitting a summative without realizing it was a summative
I (17F) am a senior in high school and only need 1 history credit left until I have everything I need to graduate.
For my final history credit I decided to take US history. On Friday, our teacher assigned us a simple assignment to create a soc... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1663043211 | 1663123385 | t3_xcxwxh | t5_2to41 | 4,305 | beepmeepsploop: TIFU by leaving butter out
This happened today and I am currently dealing with the aftermath. I wanted to bake some banana bread this evening, which calls for a stick of butter at room temperature. I left a stick, in the wrapper, on the counter and left for work thinking nothing of it.
I have a bengal c... | 10 | 430.5 | |
1663039170 | 1663070152 | t3_xcwk7r | t5_2to41 | 92 | SkatesandNails: TIFU by suggesting bridges and towers.
Tonight (9/12), my son had his first night of middle school robotics. The kids didn’t have access to the shop but needed to 'build something' in the remaining 2 hours they had. They only had paper.
When searching for ideas, I suggested to my son (under my breath ... | 4 | 23 | |
1663050391 | 1663052324 | t3_xd01gs | t5_2to41 | 12 | Outrageous-Prompt-36: TIFU by giving out my snap while in a relationship
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LukasKhan_UK: Where was the lie? You broke up with your boyfriend and some guy took a picture of a party?
Outrageous-Prompt-36: For context we broke up after the party occurred for unrelated reasons. My only worry is the fact I “technica... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1663048269 | 1663455058 | t3_xczfuq | t5_2to41 | 318 | TreeSapTrish: TIFU by yelling "FREEZE SPELL!!" at a stranger at our gym.
So I (23f) climb at a gym, and just to set the mood, i was wearing a witchy hat and black almost medieval style dress (i don't dress like this often). Important to note, i have incredibly bad hearing, and probably should've done something about it... | 7 | 45.428571 | |
1663052396 | 1663078738 | t3_xd0keu | t5_2to41 | 0 | alvitooo: TIFU by asking my bf to show me his penis
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MillennialToast0: You're dating a literal child? I can't think of anything more childish than asking to see a "willy" as if you were 8 years old and on the playground.
alvitooo: actually no bc british ppl say willy even when they’re adults
Ill_Diamond_1794: ... | 7 | 0 | |
1663058267 | 1663063384 | t3_xd245k | t5_2to41 | 6 | six6ofspades: TIFU by cheating on my bf
My boyfriend S and I have been together for less than a year, it’s been a rocky relationship but good all together, I love him very dearly but he has one flaw, he is a very very very bad kisser, I’ve been trying to improve his kissing abilities but it’s just not working he still... | 6 | 1 | |
1663064450 | 1663091250 | t3_xd3sib | t5_2to41 | 29,410 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my virginity when I was 31, now a decade later still paying for it.
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Gibbydoesit: I thought it was child support lol anyone else?
HollyTokelightly: The relief I felt when reading that it’s just a never ending infection and not a child… 😅
tisnik: Right?! Would cost much more money and... | 11 | 2,673.636364 | |
1663064303 | 1663313792 | t3_xd3qyx | t5_2to41 | 115 | LoveHurtsLiterally: TIFU writing love letters to a girl
Throwaway account. Recent events have taught me it's better for me to remain as anonymous or under the radar as possible.
Yesterday at school I executed my plan to steal the heart of a girl in my class. I kept it old school and wrote several anonymous love letter... | 7 | 16.428571 | |
1663072658 | 1663767253 | t3_xd6f06 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a Tinder threesome date
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Curious_Bag_579: Finally. Glad you made it out alive
Born-Watercress7043: Hey, what happened???? Please lol
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1663075963 | 1663130715 | t3_xd7pai | t5_2to41 | 11 | Reddit-is-anonymous-: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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Yivanna: If all of this is accurate you are perceived apropriatly.
Reddit-is-anonymous-: Yeah, I posted all of the details because this is reddit and who cares.
Most girls act civally with me, so I was surprised.
It is what it is I guess
RingsOfPowerAMA: They act ... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1663084520 | 1663194758 | t3_xdb8qy | t5_2to41 | 552 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my job before my wife while her grandfather-in-law is on his deathbed
(For context, my (28M) wife (31F) has some significant physical disabilities on top of serious anxiety and PTSD, which has made it difficult for her to find and hold down a job--even working from home or doing side gigs has... | 11 | 50.181818 | |
1663087693 | 1663097975 | t3_xdckzp | t5_2to41 | 137 | Nanski4747: TIFU by losing all my friends in a single day
Today I fucked up by losing all my friends in a single day. Let me explain. So, I’ve had this online friend group for a little over 6 years now at this point, and I’d think it’s safe to call them my closest friends. One day, we met this girl, let’s call her, Jes... | 7 | 19.571429 | |
1663112605 | 1663119754 | t3_xdmf4w | t5_2to41 | 7 | kandle_no: Tifu by agreeing with what my friend said
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MystcManzaray: A true friend talks shit to your face but says good stuff behind your back.
Just be nice to everyone and whenever someone says smth rude say it bluntly to there face that "hey thats mean bro"
kandle_no: Rebecca talks shit behind other people... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1663115272 | 1663123731 | t3_xdnd5w | t5_2to41 | 103 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for my best friend
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twats08: what kind of videos did you have on your tiktok profile that he thought were romantic?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea: There was one from a WHILE ago that had the #crush? and another where I said he was pretty. They were meant in a joking way but definitely had some... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1663119616 | 1663312115 | t3_xdoxrd | t5_2to41 | 3 | ihatemyselfforthis__: TIFU My horrible porn addiction
I (M18) have been dating my absolutely beautiful and wonderful girlfriend (F18) for 2 years. I always had this addiction even before dating and when we started dating I thought it was gone for good and then it started to surge back up after 6-8 months, I even follow... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1663119233 | 1663185485 | t3_xdospn | t5_2to41 | 4 | ihatemyselfforthis__: TIFU My horrible porn addiction
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evanejhall: Ok, first off edit the post to paragraphs so it's easier to read, I personally don't care but other people do.
Second. I have been in your shoes. Only difference is, I made a promise to myself that I would never pay for it. I broke that promis... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1663120454 | 1663135813 | t3_xdp8io | t5_2to41 | 6,468 | CwispyChickenTime: TIFU by taking random doordash orders on my porch
So for context, me (18) M and my family have been having an issue where we get random Doordash orders on our porch. The first time it happened I assumed it was a mistake, and after no one claiming it for 2 hours, we just decided to take it. Then rando... | 14 | 462 | |
1663121715 | 1663160252 | t3_xdpoy3 | t5_2to41 | 179 | DesperateBug4589: TIFU By putting capsaicin inside my girlfriend
Obligatory throwaway account. This happened about 2 months ago. Okay, so me (M30) and my gf (F21) have been really wanting to tell people this story but we’re really private about our sex life. I’ll preface this by saying I’m somewhat of a spice addict, I... | 9 | 19.888889 | |
1663124314 | 1663125262 | t3_xdqlk3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my Girlfriend
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ckirby7: You're 19 and they're telling you who you're allowed to date? Are you very religious or something? Absolutely no offense meant by this question
Skipp_To_My_Lou: OP's parents own the house; most likely OP is, leaglly speaking, a tenant at their pleasure... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1663123313 | 1663216235 | t3_xdq99p | t5_2to41 | 1,497 | adleyyyy: TIFU by becoming the whipped nipple man.
The title may or may not be what it sounds like.
This concept came to me (18M) in a dream, my muse reaching out to me ever so gently, us too far to touch, but just close enough for her to hand me a can of Ready-Whip whipped cream and whisper to me what I must do, desp... | 6 | 249.5 | |
1663145156 | 1663222187 | t3_xdwo56 | t5_2to41 | 148 | [deleted]: TIFU by logging out of my Google account
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Realistic-Flan4289: i think it is retainable, you just need to contact some IT shops that can help out.
NorthBall: I'd try Google support as well
Prudent_Contribution: Google doesn't have support for anything except their paid products
NorthBall: Ah, yeah ki... | 6 | 24.666667 | |
1663150783 | 1663206653 | t3_xdy7fk | t5_2to41 | 64,096 | MightAsWellNotFuck: TIFU after masturbating for 6 years straight
I (28m) started having sex in my mid teens, but stopped having sex in my early 20s, specifically after my first real relationship came to an end. I was 22. I never thought it would affect me as bad as it did for as long as it did. But from 22 until recent... | 30 | 2,136.533333 | |
1663157077 | 1663158930 | t3_xe07ac | t5_2to41 | 223 | rabbitt-we: TIFU Ep 62! Let’s play a game 🎲
spaghetti_bags: How do I get on the chat
rabbitt-we: Raise your hand
spaghetti_bags: I would if I knew how to do it lol
MrBloodyHyphen: There is a hand icon on the bottom of your screen if you're on mobile
IvanPines3106: I suppose he’s asking in desktop
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1663155615 | 1663241057 | t3_xdzpdm | t5_2to41 | 93 | 47292tif: TIFU by being a drunk idiot who agreed to kiss someone in my friend group
So, I and a few friends were drinking before leaving for the club. I hadn't had anything to eat that entire day, apart from a sandwich just before I went there. After drinking the equivalent of 8 vodka shots within 2 hours I started fee... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1663159659 | 1663161568 | t3_xe13za | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting blackmailed, and stealing from a register at work.
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HateBananas17: Pathetic story and writing
ArsenicAcid01: It’s almost like I said I was a 16 year old. I’m not going to be the best at writing. My bad if it’s not to your likings.
HateBananas17: This wasn’t “I’m not going to be the b... | 4 | 1 | |
1663160675 | 1663222612 | t3_xe1hgq | t5_2to41 | 254 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my current gf that I've been having dreams about my ex of 10 years ago
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swestsniper: If this sub has taught me anything it’s that sometimes u just gotta keep your mouth shut.
SidewaysFancyPrance: Leave the past in the past. Don't make the common mistake of thinking a person wants a ... | 4 | 63.5 | |
1663162269 | 1663206262 | t3_xe238e | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: tifu by bringing a joint to school and finding out my schools been stalking me
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greatdevonhope: That's shit but it's on you I'm afraid, but it's ok. You did stupid stuff and got caught. The schools actions are shitty but I'm sorry, you said school checked yr bag so why on earth would you take weed... | 5 | 11 | |
1663164286 | 1664299574 | t3_xe2vbt | t5_2to41 | 3,624 | This_User_is_nice: TIFU by masturbating and being recorded without knowing by my GF's parents
Mandatory it wasn’t today’s kind of fuck up but a few months ago.
So, back a few months ago, I visited my girlfriend’s place who lives with her parents. They have a dog, a very cute shiba that can be a bit naughty so they ins... | 10 | 362.4 | |
1663171698 | 1663209038 | t3_xe5vje | t5_2to41 | 5,051 | Limp_Mayo: tifu: by sleeping with my buddys ex.
technically it was a buildup from the last 3 weeks and shtf today. So for context my buddy (18 m) had this gf (F ) that we went too school with and all of us had a couple classes together. Well they dated for about a year and broke up abruptly. According to my buddy it wa... | 19 | 265.842105 | |
1663179383 | 1663189559 | t3_xe93mm | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: tifu by getting arrested
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pdxscout: You should delete this.
Dallenforth: Unfortunately the internet never forgets
https://imgur.com/a/o1UeOeD
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1663180590 | 1663222700 | t3_xe9lck | t5_2to41 | 679 | Clean_Professional19: TIFU by agreeing to be my best friend’s girlfriend
Before I start I want to say that English is not my first language so I'm sorry if there are any mistakes.
I (15F) and my best friend (13F) have been friends for almost a year. We met each other online and we tell each other everything. She is a ... | 8 | 84.875 | |
1663138691 | 1663515317 | t3_xduyww | t5_2to41 | 135 | Meirix713: TIFU by leaving a bottle of water out and ruining myself and my boyfriend financially
Edit: I typed and posted this last night but had to wait for mod approval until just earlier
This happened yesterday. Now I know what you're thinking, and no this isn't a "$10,000 in the hole wallstreetbets" style of ruine... | 10 | 13.5 | |
1663184626 | 1663186258 | t3_xeb9mu | t5_2to41 | 12 | AyooStory: TIFU by telling my boyfriends mother she’s the reason we ever broke up.
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RudeSprinkles1240: You're a 40 year old man, aren't you?
AyooStory: Why would you think that? No hate I’m honestly just curious. Is it the way I type? English isn’t my first language so it’s possible
RudeSprinkles1240: I commen... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1663161027 | 1663236149 | t3_xe1m90 | t5_2to41 | 42 | n3684q: TIFU by getting spicy chill on my sausage
M (26) Hi folks, I'm a long-time viewer/listener (shout-outs to R/Slash & Storytime for getting me through my afternoon transits back home and some tough times with consistent fun content). I've always wanted something to post...but I didn't think this would be the ... | 3 | 14 | |
1663186689 | 1663192463 | t3_xec463 | t5_2to41 | 274 | [deleted]: TIFU by never having seen Star Wars and ruining it for my friend.
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Due-Profession-3563: Oh damn that is some sweet sweet funny right there. Poor kid. But that's pretty funny.
Jakubada: kid is scarred for life. but a great laugh anyway :D
jaggoffsmirnoff: It always works out in the end.
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1663185117 | 1663262819 | t3_xebgsy | t5_2to41 | 6,694 | madpiratebippy: TIFU by ruining my boyfriend's proposal by being disabled.
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MercurialMal: Who in the fuck *twerks* or grinds on people to Heilung to begin with? Smh.
madpiratebippy: Someone looking for a cover to be able to bully someone while keeping it all deniable.
It’s the exact same thing middle school ... | 17 | 393.764706 |
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