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1663195403 | 1663196259 | t3_xefp2x | t5_2to41 | 9 | Ashwie16: Tifu by breaking up with a religious person
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MrPierced: Bullet missed there 😁
Ashwie16: That’s what I was thinking but I kind of feel bad because someone told me that I’m being disrespectful to his religious beliefs
MrPierced: How ? His beliefs are hos not to be forced onto others or disrespectful t... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1663194413 | 1663201140 | t3_xefb5s | t5_2to41 | 15 | museumthrowaway1980: TIFU by accidentally defacing museum property?
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invictussaint: This is literally Harry Potter. Shut up.
mafiaknight: Ah. That makes so much more sense. It’s not just some ridiculously rambling endless tale, it’s a shitpost version of harry potter!
invictussaint: Literally my first reaction... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1663204630 | 1663205730 | t3_xej48a | t5_2to41 | 15 | Catzillaaa: TIFU by pretending to be my friend
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rusty6899: You put the phone down.
Catzillaaa: I’m trying 😕
heeyyyyooo: Sounds like some R Kelly stuff going on here, you are teens and he’s 3-4 years older. And you being silly enough to send him pictures of yourself as if you are your friend shows how immatur... | 5 | 3 | |
1663206247 | 1663210510 | t3_xejor9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | holodomorhappened: Tifu by winning a fight
For clarification, I, (m 19) am in high school. I should've graduated but I flunked super hard and got held back a year. Anyways, I am one of the "weird kids" I'm made fun of for dressing (apparently) like an emo kid, listening to vocaloid, liking little kids cartoons like uni... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1663216157 | 1663247286 | t3_xen40k | t5_2to41 | 25 | Pretty-Extension5927: TIFU by complimenting a woman's boobs on Instagram
Long story short I'm a local rapper (Portland, Oregon) in my early 20's and I make a living doing shows and gigs and freelance music work. I'm bisexual and at a lot of clubs (Particularly Candy lounge and sanctuary club) and shows I tend to get do... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1663156795 | 1663236485 | t3_xe03gf | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU my fertility test
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Auroraburst: I'm sure they've dealt with worse than a pot of cum
roodeeMental: That's very kind of you to say
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1663232931 | 1663265845 | t3_xerx6j | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying a 3 day water fast
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[deleted]: You need water though, for like everything. The point of fasting isn't to hurt you, it's to clear your mind of your next wanton desire so you can focus on what's important. You can survive for 2 or 3 weeks fine without food, but it'll be very irritating.... | 3 | 1 | |
1663240543 | 1663245714 | t3_xeu4jd | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeping into the Women's Only section at the gym
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Meowplayz: Bro i started reading it and just as i did it got deleted fucking hell
Nobody957: Basically he took a peak into the lady's only section of the gym when it was very early hours because he thought nobody else was there. After talking... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1663252015 | 1663348362 | t3_xey7tu | t5_2to41 | 8 | ThatMrZ: TIFU by telling my partner to have 10% less self worth
For a bit of background to hopefully have this make a bit of sense and point out I’m not a total jerk. My partner (24F) and I (29M) have been together for a bit over 3 years now, and we’ve known each other for almost 5 years. We met at work, grew closer as... | 4 | 2 | |
1663254406 | 1663305188 | t3_xez62b | t5_2to41 | 30,000 | ta817273859: TIFU by needing Circumcision and my Fiancé leaving
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DarkRoseXoX: So quick question as a 22 year old who is now facing existential crisis.
Where do you live where you are marrying at your early 20s
ta817273859: A very shitty studio apartment on the bottom floor.
Zagar099: Seriously, why are you be... | 14 | 2,142.857143 | |
1663266955 | 1663268192 | t3_xf48un | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by admitting to myself that i might still have feelings for my ex
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ocdtrekkie: Here's my personal opinion, and I know it probably hurts to hear it: You may not have a future with your current partner. Actually getting back with an ex is also probably not a good idea: If he ditched you once, he ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1663274332 | 1663519029 | t3_xf7aw6 | t5_2to41 | 110 | kosaisk: TIFU by eating raw flour.
TIFU by eating raw flour.
This morning I (15) was in a rush because I always am and I usually struggle to get out of bed, my mom had bought me my favorite coffee creamer yesterday so I decided to make coffee for the first time in a while today. (This is why I forgot coffee w vanilla ... | 5 | 22 | |
1663274579 | 1663360634 | t3_xf7ei9 | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: Tifu by accidentally helping my friend's stalker
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byRuly: OP reaches to Amy after her gym session to tell her. She doesn't believe him, tells him not to contact her again. She then tells Eric, who burst out of the house. As soon as he leaves, Amy searches and finds his stalker info from the past, re... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1663276362 | 1663278906 | t3_xf85fu | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend about my crush
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GiiWiiniskwezensak: You didn't FU by telling her about your crush, you FU when you said you intentionally wanted to hurt her.
Moosebuckets: This
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1663277390 | 1663363200 | t3_xf8k6q | t5_2to41 | 170 | neighbourlyguyy: TIFU by smiling naked at a 5 year old
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Original-Trust-1665: ...buy blinds...use them
WayTooLazyy: Don’t think OP can afford such expensive things 💀
Original-Trust-1665: Spare bedsheet and some nails. Heck chuck the bedsheet over themself! Let the neighbours think youve got an odd ghost fetish... | 4 | 42.5 | |
1663281024 | 1663439507 | t3_xfa0ef | t5_2to41 | 14 | Loud_Ad_3737: TIFU by skipping class and getting wrote up
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FrontierLuminary: A person with such poor writing skills should not be skipping class.
Referrals are not going to ruin college for you. Don't skip class though.
Loud_Ad_3737: Lol this is online I would write more sophisticated in school and/or for... | 7 | 2 | |
1663285479 | 1663318823 | t3_xfbmzh | t5_2to41 | 8,871 | tonightifuckedupp: TIFU by investigating the noise in the kitchen
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HealthyLuck: Does he use sleeping pills? I’ve heard of people sleep-eating while on certain meds.
waetherman: Yes Ambien is famous for causing sleepwalking, especially if used with even small amounts of alcohol.
SpotfireVideo: Ambien is so bad... | 13 | 682.384615 | |
1663288002 | 1663309317 | t3_xfcixc | t5_2to41 | 317 | canipleasedisappear: TIFU by masturbating on a zoom call
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Schtevo66: If anyone heard you’d probably have an email from HR by now, think you’re in the clear
TangerineDream82: I wouldn't be too sure about that. Not everybody is a narc.
jaydoes: But if I was a co worker I would write I heard that on a t shirt and... | 6 | 52.833333 | |
1663273519 | 1665612343 | t3_xf6ysv | t5_2to41 | 274 | Crazy-Dog-Society: TIFU by telling my best friend “I love you”
Ok so I completely fucked up here but here we go.
Me(22F) and my boy best friend(25M). Our moms have been best friends since childhood so we have known each other pretty much our whole lives. We are pretty close and stuff like hugs, him carrying me etc.... | 6 | 45.666667 | |
1663289777 | 1663291780 | t3_xfd4wx | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally hoeing out in college now I'm stressed
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pisspaw: Sorry but gotta ask. How can you have multiple best friends? Lol
bffrPL: idk, theyre my bros, the homies
Blizzard_the_seal: hell yea theyre the bros!! u can definitely have several best friends its very cool
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1663293142 | 1663380929 | t3_xfebom | t5_2to41 | 14,791 | spiderlooroll: TIFU by wiping my butt with spiders
TIFU by wiping my butt with spiders
It happened today maybe like an hour ago. My spelling and grammar may be all over the place because this is so gross.
I’m staying for free at a family friends granny flat on holiday and am very grateful. The host is an elderly ma... | 11 | 1,344.636364 | |
1663306003 | 1663327170 | t3_xfilag | t5_2to41 | 2 | throwaway4141241: TIFU by posting photos of me in makeup as a trans woman
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wanderingdev: Fuck her. I'm so sorry that happened to you. Miserable people want to make everyone else miserable too. :( I'm sure you looked great.
VirtualDeliverance: Yeah, she deserves to get fucked. Literally.
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1663309877 | 1663333004 | t3_xfjq6x | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU BY TELLING MY EX’s GF THAT WE SLEPT TG
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Zerychbrx13: A good question to ask yourself in those kind of situation is : why? Why did you do what you did? And to dig a bit until you find something that make sense.
Often times people do thing "without thinking" and afterward are at a loss on why th... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1663312157 | 1663318908 | t3_xfkdc0 | t5_2to41 | 23 | todatIFU: TIFU by yelling at my boyfriend
Me (22M) and my boyfriend (21M) have been dating for a year now
We both strongly dislike yelling due to our childhoods, we usually communicate our feelings and we have not had any issues so far
Hes insecure, he hates being called annoying.
Yesterday we were calling and I ... | 9 | 2.555556 | |
1663320613 | 1663321543 | t3_xfmm5x | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a sleepy but horny mf
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BeerMeka: And he also didn't delete....
throwawaycustf: plss
BeerMeka: I'm sorry...
throwawaycustf: If he didn't then it's also the karmaaa I'm too horny for my own good 😔😔
BeerMeka: Aren't we all.... 😂
throwawaycustf: sadly....
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1663316178 | 1663394381 | t3_xflfvf | t5_2to41 | 3,948 | SkeishDaLain: TIFU by accidently suggesting that I may be harvesting the organs from my co-worker when we meet up next month
**Context ->** I **(M)** work as a Software Developer on a company that employs people from many countries in Latin America, but the base of operations is in Mexico. Most of my direct co-worke... | 15 | 263.2 | |
1663327384 | 1663503426 | t3_xfom08 | t5_2to41 | 38 | tohru-is-crazy: TIFU by telling my friend i maturbate
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eatshitake: Is this a religious/cultural thing?
soakedace: Yeah, I wondered this as well...
OP, not the advice you're looking for but it's just masturbation like... it's not bad.
If your current religious beliefs forbid it, and you're that devout ik sorr... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1663332914 | 1663368850 | t3_xfqkai | t5_2to41 | 18 | Kingbranos: tifu by not saying anything when I was ft my girlfriend
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Ultronomy: Sounds like something that would make for the worst day of your life at that age. Also, she cheated on you or did I misinterpret? She’s your first girlfriend, thus she must be the one who cheated on you. If that’s the case, best id... | 11 | 1.636364 | |
1663228389 | 1663347498 | t3_xeqphq | t5_2to41 | 53 | Abaddon8666: TIFU by having a very poorly timed argument
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Crazydarkside4: Try understanding why the word isn't used in the first place even between friends, because the wrong person can overhear, and they don't know the joke.
I have an adult child who has had that word thrown at them a lot and trust me it fuck... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1663346857 | 1663374050 | t3_xfwg79 | t5_2to41 | 2,444 | lbean23: TIFU working for FED-EX
First time posting here. Normally I just browse this subreddit for the interesting stories, but I feel like talking about what's going on.
I struggle with anxiety BAD. Like I can't even go to new places or meet new people without being stressed or freaked out. When I first applied to f... | 10 | 244.4 | |
1663354305 | 1663382479 | t3_xfzmv9 | t5_2to41 | 221 | Burner_For_Reason: TIFU by shitting my pants
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bhillen83: Gotta lay off those sugar free Haribo gummy bears bro.
johnysmoke: Are those the ones that go right through almost the same consistency they go in?
bhillen83: From what I have heard much more liquid coming out.
johnysmoke: Had a nextdoor neighbor my fres... | 7 | 31.571429 | |
1663354479 | 1663415852 | t3_xfzpgp | t5_2to41 | 3,115 | Turbulent_Jury_9104: TIFU by taking down my schools security system down
I am currently in my geometry class typing this story after being in the office all lunch
I (15 M) saw a peice of paper taped on what I thought was a security camera and being 6'3 decided I would help out my janitor by jumping and grabbing it for... | 13 | 239.615385 | |
1663358112 | 1663427898 | t3_xg180u | t5_2to41 | 1,171 | Mobile-Guess-9541: TIFU by accidentally throwing away my phone.
Obligatory: this actually happened yesterday.
I (16F) was having lunch yesterday at my table and somehow the topic of my bookbag came in the conversation. As I removed and flaunted about all the stuff I carried around school, I noticed there was some dirt... | 7 | 167.285714 | |
1663359503 | 1663375578 | t3_xg1sxm | t5_2to41 | 480 | Prestigious-Lab-5311: TIFU by telling a friend that I fell in love with that I couldn't be friends with them anymore
I (M19) told a really close friend of mine (F19) that I couldn't go on being friends with her since I let myself fall in love with her. I've always had a small crush on her since freshman year of high sc... | 12 | 40 | |
1663360333 | 1663365218 | t3_xg2569 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Green-Future-9084: TIFU: I said a horrible word that I never meant to say
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zlam_: I know it’s easier said than done but please don’t beat yourself up for this. You were not slurring somebody whatsoever and were just quoting them. Your friend also reassured you that it’s okay and they aren’t mad at you.
Anyone... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1663363151 | 1663488317 | t3_xg3b0t | t5_2to41 | 32,009 | throwaway_stinkystar: TIFU by buying my boyfriend spicy toothpaste
A few weeks ago, I (29F) was browsing IG and came across an ad for spicy toothpaste. My boyfriend (28M) is a fiend for anything spicy, so I decided to buy him a couple of tubes. For context, he does stuff like the one-chip challenge (which I still don’... | 11 | 2,909.909091 | |
1663361052 | 1663470294 | t3_xg2fza | t5_2to41 | 805 | Crazy-Dog-Society: TIFUpdate by telling my best friend “i love you”
Og post: [TIFU by telling my best friend “I love you”](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/xf6ysv/tifu_by_telling_my_best_friend_i_love_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Ok so I didn’t think I would make an update a... | 10 | 80.5 | |
1663365560 | 1664210966 | t3_xg4a5q | t5_2to41 | 315 | TA_NumTwoPencil: TIFU but a math joke saved my butt
So, I'm sitting on the toilet...
Back up, I guess lets set the scene first. The past few days I've been feeling a bit bloated, but its not *that* strange around this time of month so I brushed it off as just a normal thing. It didn't occur to me that I'd recently swi... | 4 | 78.75 | |
1663342129 | 1663556674 | t3_xfue6x | t5_2to41 | 479 | CapsuleCorp87: TIFU: By using a condom with numbing lubricant
This literally happened about 30 minutes ago.
So I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks after getting out of a decades long relationship. It's been very casual, nothing sexual until today. We've hung out a few times, gone for drinks, she's slept over ... | 6 | 79.833333 | |
1663368145 | 1663412678 | t3_xg5bfi | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU - Breaking the ice with external auditor
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AcrobaticSource3: > wear all protective gear
They meant condoms
buttered_cat: "if the auditors coming, better double rubber"
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1663373518 | 1663439690 | t3_xg7c9j | t5_2to41 | 78 | Sv3t_92: TIFU by saying No to my crush
I (F15) fucked up by saying No to my crush (F16)
We both go to the same school have the same exact schedule and the same friend groups
A few weeks after we first met I developed feelings for her quite quickly
fast forward 2 months later I confessed my feelings to her
And it we... | 6 | 13 | |
1663378251 | 1663379001 | t3_xg90qi | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU Talks Ep 64! Let’s play a game and share stories! 🎲(Also, JC is married! 🥰)
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PheonixGalaxy: Y’all like hot pockets?
DisasterSimple349: Bro got me the Philly cheese steak kind and it was worth every inch of that burning lava.
PheonixGalaxy: Pepperoni and mozzarella for me
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1663387608 | 1663423505 | t3_xgc56s | t5_2to41 | 122 | fearandloathingomc: TIFU: By telling my grandma my books releasing
Ok so upfront i swear to god this isnt self promo. To be safe im not even going to mention the name so mods please dont ban me.
Anyways 2 days ago my grandma called my dad who told her I have big news. She then immediately calls me and asks what it is.... | 4 | 30.5 | |
1663413590 | 1663806274 | t3_xgjuyq | t5_2to41 | 1,471 | PitchuHachuArt: TIFU by taking the recycling out
Trigger warning: blood, injury, throwing up.
So, mandatory this happened last Wednesday night.
Me and my partner are not good at basic adult stuff like taking the recycling out every week. This week, after looking at the many bags, we decided we had to take all of it... | 33 | 44.575758 | |
1663431471 | 1663453955 | t3_xgqopq | t5_2to41 | 20,749 | oxygenerationloss: TIFU by hospitalising my 9 y/o brother
Typing this out from the waiting room; I feel so guilty and my mum won't even look me in the eye.
Today, My (17M) brother (9M) wanted to play on my Xbox in my room, which I (reluctantly) said yes to, but since we moved in last week, my room (which is small anyw... | 12 | 1,729.083333 | |
1663443296 | 1663446360 | t3_xgvhh6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | WhyShouldITellUAll: TIFU by crying on a date
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SleuthRevolt: You're fine! You should take responsibility for your own emotional state by getting into therapy. It is totally understandable to me to cry with relief when you've found someone who could be your person, I wept when I told my now wife that I loved her... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1663464939 | 1663467308 | t3_xh3lpt | t5_2to41 | 62 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Ep 64! Let’s share some stories and have fun!
Kyokuza: I fucked up by getting excited that me and my partner are having a boy, not a girl. She was adamant it was a girl and I was a little too excited while watching our child on the monitor .. did a in your face kind of thing cos I wanted a boy 🤣
U... | 9 | 6.888889 | |
1663466232 | 1663532165 | t3_xh41di | t5_2to41 | 223 | idrinkriesling: TIFU by almost burning my apartment down.
I (25 M) was making a croquembouche AKA cream puff tower for a friend’s potluck. We live in the same apartment building, so I was to bring my dessert downstairs. I had a longer day than I normally do during the week; after 7:30 AM lecture, I went to play tennis ... | 6 | 37.166667 | |
1663482126 | 1663526649 | t3_xh90me | t5_2to41 | 17,328 | [deleted]: TIFU By Taking A 3 Day Vacation... Only To Be Dumped By My Fiancee
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excessCeramic: If you’re at month 10 and you can’t handle staying at your own house, this is the correct conclusion of that relationship.
OlduvaiMan: What are you talking about? I'm a father and routinely *fly hours away to get some... | 26 | 666.461538 | |
1663487348 | 1663697949 | t3_xhahpf | t5_2to41 | 631 | [deleted]: TIFU. getting to personal with a online friend
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redditdiarrhoea: Tell your gf op. Loads of people feel this way and it's upto her whether to accept it or not but u owe her this, and if u use the right words it won't go awry
lightryuk123: Problem is I don't know how too tbh
HoAdanac: Beware that she ... | 7 | 90.142857 | |
1663513487 | 1663526150 | t3_xhj17u | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ka1_Dev: TIFU by standing in the way
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poormanw0rds: Somebody gonna get a hurt
Ka1_Dev: It's illegal to hit your child here.
poormanw0rds: Dont think its legal anywhere..
Ka1_Dev: America it is you just got to have a valid reason.
Infamous-Magician505: Why did you stand there though ?
Ka1_Dev: Well he went down... | 10 | 1.5 | |
1663523413 | 1663530863 | t3_xhn7qj | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by seriously injuring my little brother
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Ok-Sea3403: Is he ok now? Any longterm damage ?
[deleted]: Thankfully he’s completely fine. All that happened was that he lost I think it was 3 teeth a bit earlier than he should have. I’m so thankful for that though
Ok-Sea3403: Ok, yeah if nothing is pe... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1663589498 | 1672327544 | t3_xhvguq | t5_2to41 | 5 | uuuuuuuuuuggh: I'm calling you names because I'm bored and you've fallen for the exact dumbass lies so-called "MRAs" want you to believe.
I 100% believe all women. Until a rape allegation is PROVEN false. Because I know how first hand how dangerous men can be :)
InternationalBunch22: Then you do not know how the legal... | 13 | 0.384615 | |
1663550653 | 1663568165 | t3_xhy0dj | t5_2to41 | 818 | LavishnessNormal8420: TIFU by selling the wrong product
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AngrySchnitzels89: Hang on. Manager did the job but didn’t pick up on the difference in LT commercial tyres vs civilian tyres? How can they fire you when he was equally responsible?
I’d just offer to put them on marketplace, for the boss.. They’ll get ... | 8 | 102.25 | |
1663561551 | 1663565225 | t3_xi1rh2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Longjumping-Royal-12: TIFU by telling my bf I’m into certain content.
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pow3rdiap3r: I mean what did he pick? Was it all women identical to you?
Longjumping-Royal-12: no i have small boobs and we picked people with big boobs
pow3rdiap3r: And are you offended?
Longjumping-Royal-12: no but the problem is that i’m... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1663551578 | 1663610299 | t3_xhycat | t5_2to41 | 2,608 | GoodbyeBlues: TIFU by accidentally convincing my wife that I'm a blimp aficionado
So yeah this just happened. All because I saw a post on the front page that mentioned there were only ~25 blimps in the world.
I genuinely don't even know how the conversation went because I was just mindlessly scrolling and hanging out... | 10 | 260.8 | |
1663586417 | 1663638197 | t3_xi964w | t5_2to41 | 15,824 | Far-Word-4088: TIFU by opening up my relationship
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SusanMcDangles: Holy fuck what a struggle to read
nononanana: I thought they said they could have sex with their friend but their friend couldn’t have sex with them. It made it sound like they were having some weird one sided sex. Like only one person is allow... | 19 | 832.842105 | |
1663603389 | 1663606188 | t3_xigilc | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a gun joke in my swimming team groupchat
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fruityc0wboy: Well, you’re American. People take that shit extremely seriously regardless of the intent. 100% should have known better.
GlobalMonke: I’d say since they’re an American, they have more right than most to both say they are *and* a... | 7 | 4 | |
1663606647 | 1663616105 | t3_xii07g | t5_2to41 | 34 | yourdadisabean: Bean is Back! TIFU Talks! Come and share your stories!
Obvious_Marita26: The ADHD habit😂
Maleficent-Reach1917: I think so! I’m trying to get Diagnosed, trying to get help to focus!
Obvious_Marita26: Well at first I thought I had ADHD, I still think I do, but I'm not going to get myself checked lol, I'... | 8 | 4.25 | |
1663613253 | 1663649241 | t3_xikzeb | t5_2to41 | 3,348 | [deleted]: TIFU by going in my mums/moms wardrobe
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grabityrises: >s3x toys (v1br@tor , d1ld0,etc).
i understand you are 14, but seriously, speak english
urmumleftfoot: I didn’t know if we were allowed to use words like on here I checked the rules after I wrote it but couldn’t be asked to change it
Falsus: ... | 11 | 304.363636 | |
1663625333 | 1663687560 | t3_xiqdh2 | t5_2to41 | 4,329 | Educational-Desk666: TIFU by working out for the wrong reasons (TW: BDD)
I (21M), had grown up rather skinny and had a love-hate relationship with working out due to Bigorexia; something not often talked about in the fitness community. I go to the gym everyday of the week and have for the past few months. I finally had... | 8 | 541.125 | |
1663617015 | 1663629450 | t3_ximobl | t5_2to41 | 208 | [deleted]: TIFU by returning a wrongly delivered package to the house instead of the post office...
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murtygurty2661: Jesus where do you people live?
It's entirely normal anywhere I've lived to deliver mistakenly delivered mail to neighbours if they are close.
Usually you just ring the doorbell they answer an... | 8 | 26 | |
1663615925 | 1664201158 | t3_xim6vy | t5_2to41 | 87 | Rippper600: TIFU telling what I thought was a light joke, but Wife thought it was disrespectful & I probably embarrassed her.
This weekend we met up with some friends, some very old and some new. Little context first, my wife's friend, I have actually known since elementary school, but they only became friends in h... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1663637198 | 1663663188 | t3_xiv2t1 | t5_2to41 | 5,709 | Korafaa: TIFU By Putting Anime Stickers In My Phonecase
For reference, my friends last year came into school with a lot of... how do I say this... provocative anime girl stickers. We all laughed our asses off while shuffling through all of them, each one of us stealing a couple from the pile. Now, I didn't want my fami... | 11 | 519 | |
1663643429 | 1663673787 | t3_xixe1g | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU depression + possible relationship = massive fuck up
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perfect_fitz: Everyone on Reddit says you need therapy for anything. But, seriously get therapy. You sound completely unstable and I'm sure he sees or feels that. You can't be love someone else unless you love yourself first etc etc.
Silver-... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1663644128 | 1663707760 | t3_xixn1e | t5_2to41 | 1,611 | rodgolpe: TIFU by trying to step off a moving treadmill in a running shop
I'm running my first full marathon (26.2 miles) in October to commemorate my 50th birthday and raise money for the adoption agency that united me with a little boy in 2018. I decided to treat myself to a pair of "real" running shoes from Hanson's... | 6 | 268.5 | |
1663673547 | 1663677058 | t3_xj6ayx | t5_2to41 | 981 | Adept_Hotel5859: TIFU. I dozed off and killed my Dad
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Rosey991: This is not YOUR fault. This is actually fucking medical malpractice.
Adept_Hotel5859: Thank you for saying that. It means so much to me. I've been blaming my self for almost 3 years can't sleep and can't even cry.
Rosey991: Please please. Its gen... | 8 | 122.625 | |
1663675316 | 1663675625 | t3_xj6wvm | t5_2to41 | 34 | rabbitt-we: TIFU #65! Only three more to go 👀
TheOLDuserr: Do you guys dare me to raise my hand? I’m in school 😂
Jagzorin: tifu by talking during class
TheOLDuserr: No I’m in breakfast. I only wanted to scream into my mic lol
| 4 | 8.5 | |
1663657723 | 1667966391 | t3_xj1u3y | t5_2to41 | 7 | Tight_Chocolate_2696: TIFU by purposefully sleeping with a young man's wife, ruining his entire life and being completely evil.
And yes I have a tiny dash of proof down on in the post.
Long story short, I \[25M\] have extremely severe bipolar disorder. I have been institutionalized many times for it, to give you an id... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1663638984 | 1663695539 | t3_xivquv | t5_2to41 | 97 | Just_Listen4931: TIFU by killing my roommate's succulent
Today has been a day of bad karma irl so I just want to get this off my chest. Hopefully y'all can help me find ways to smooth things over? I brought some flowers to my dorm and my roommate has multiple containers (trash really) with dirt in them. I knew one was ... | 5 | 19.4 | |
1663686428 | 1663727559 | t3_xjbajr | t5_2to41 | 18,533 | throwaway12389894: TIFU by getting WAY to Drunk and being Intimate with my Grandfather
Firstly, let me clarify that this did not happen today, but yesterday night. I feel so ashamed and I don’t know what I’m supposed to do as of writing this. I also want to say that English isn’t my first language so I’m sorry if the g... | 10 | 1,853.3 | |
1663699242 | 1663729947 | t3_xjgtbb | t5_2to41 | 24 | NungaFakeer: TIFU by holding a woman down with my legs and groping her in a country infamous for rapes.
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panbert: Saved her from frostbite? At 18 °C?????
SmugglingPineapples: It's an old trick:
*"Help! I think my dick has frostbite. Somebody rub it warm for me! Emergency!"*
^(Works approx 0 outta 100 times,... | 4 | 6 | |
1663706766 | 1663710764 | t3_xjk2ni | t5_2to41 | 7 | Last_Scallion_3180: TIFU
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snowletterH: Whats the TL;DR
Last_Scallion_3180: Too long don’t read ig? The rules said to mention it if the post is too long?
snowletterH: No it’s fine, just a shorted explanation or a TL;DR would be nice
Last_Scallion_3180: Im sorry i didnt understand what you meant
snowletterH: TL;... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1663728690 | 1663787722 | t3_xjsqog | t5_2to41 | 1,689 | LettuceOk6155: TIFU by causing my best friend to have a mental breakdown
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YouSaidWhaaaa: Fam, I ain't never heard of two dudes taking a shower together.. Unless they weren in prison.
Mekazuaquaness: Yea the story is pretty sad but this part of the story is still very sus
YouSaidWhaaaa: On my soul, i'm interest... | 9 | 187.666667 | |
1663760986 | 1663764277 | t3_xk2pcu | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by chatting with someone on Reddit
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marct309: You sure you didn't get catfished?
laziestshark: I don't think so, we've been chatting for a while and she never wanted anything from me... Just friendly
marct309: Hurmph.. It's the internet seems fIshy to me. Maybe you made that 1 angry response on... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1663762970 | 1663814176 | t3_xk3fjh | t5_2to41 | 27,698 | itsmelancholydan: TIFU by mistaking my drink bottle for my vodka bottle
TIFU by mistaking my vodka bottle for my drink bottle.
I (F27) have had a really tough couple of years (as has everyone). This has resulted in me becoming a heavy drinker and I often use drinking to get through my daily life. Recently I have been ... | 14 | 1,978.428571 | |
1663776059 | 1663987106 | t3_xk8wex | t5_2to41 | 500 | Mil3s-Away: TIFU by talking shit about my teacher while she was right behind me
Wee bit embarrassing this one. Today I (16M) was sat at the back of my maths class with my friend Jake in P3, my last lesson before lunch. My teacher, Miss McDonald, is probably the most uninteresting person I’ve ever had the misfortune of ... | 8 | 62.5 | |
1663777355 | 1663864056 | t3_xk9i0p | t5_2to41 | 4,243 | Warm_Joke: tifu by killing a shark
So I'm going to keep this short
I was going shark diving with scuba gear for my first time ever yesterday because I was afraid of sharks before and I had to train to get over the fear and be ready and not get a panic attack and do anything dumb while swimming with sharks
Anyway a... | 9 | 471.444444 | |
1663785997 | 1663860557 | t3_xkdbe4 | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting ex and her boyfriend
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Virtura: What are you, 13 years old? All of you need to grow the fuck up. Find better friends and learn some independence.
Brightman0103: I am 17 apparently and i do realise the fact that i desperately need new friends that's why i didn't feel regret breaking u... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1663793281 | 1663798356 | t3_xkgjcy | t5_2to41 | 0 | samiwords: TIFU by looking through my friend's little brothe's google search history
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jmukes97: Why on earth would you do that? Let the kid have some privacy, Jesus.
samiwords: We were just curious about the topic, and we had the opportunity to look it up on her little brother's browser history. im sorry :/
| 3 | 0 | |
1663801783 | 1663903439 | t3_xkk66z | t5_2to41 | 9,543 | ThatsElDuderino: TIFU by picking up a small baggie of weed off the ground and taking it into my place of work..
I walk to work and go home for lunch everyday. Last Monday I was walking home from lunch and took my regular route through a parking lot that backs to a local BBQ place, and is used by many of the restaurant ... | 23 | 414.913043 | |
1663820515 | 1663993208 | t3_xkr8ax | t5_2to41 | 1,146 | BetterCallYourMama: TIFU by not confessing my feelings to my bestfriend.
I (19M) have always had feelings for my bestfriend (18F). We were in school together for 6 years and she was my very good friend from the start. I gradually developed feelings for her, but I was never gonna tell her as I thought we were too young ... | 7 | 163.714286 | |
1663821729 | 1663904238 | t3_xkrmvf | t5_2to41 | 3,043 | MediocreSection2459: TIFU by talking about tyre prices
I (51m) fucked up by talking about tyre prices.
Background. I'm an amateur motorcycle racer. I race a 600cc Yamaha. I have some sponsors and one of them provides me tyres at a considerable discount which makes racing a whole lot cheaper.
I was discussing tyre cho... | 10 | 304.3 | |
1663835800 | 1663918980 | t3_xkvr25 | t5_2to41 | 7,390 | Excellent_Ant_3401: TIFU by being a coward and not being truthful to my parents about dropping out of uni
Since my grandma died in fall last year I ( F25) have been on a continuous downwards spiral due to my mental health failing me hence why i also dropped out of uni earlier this year. But instead of actually getting ... | 8 | 923.75 | |
1663948514 | 1663984132 | t3_xm1b1l | t5_2to41 | 2 | troubleis1: TIFU by thinking my mother in law was my wife.
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Limp-Reaction-3131: Lmao that’s fucked. Not sure how you’re going to live that one down, hopefully you all see the funny side of it soon enough.
troubleis1: I dont think its gonna be soon tbh
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1663963978 | 1663969924 | t3_xm7xap | t5_2to41 | 11 | speaking_moistly: TIFU by straining so hard I LITERALLY had a stroke - which may have left me with permanent eye damage.
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Czernobog78: Man you really can’t catch a break. Are you doing ok? Sorry to hear you are having this issue.
speaking_moistly: Right? Wtaf
Czernobog78: Underlying medical condition or side e... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1663975852 | 1664025135 | t3_xmcqh2 | t5_2to41 | 40,603 | 6benshapiro9: TIFU by cumming in the sink instead of sinking in the cum
The story starts at a party at my parents’ house. My friends and I are chilling, getting drunk, and smoking weed. All is calm until one of my friends starts retching. We walk him to the bathroom but he doesn’t make it to the toilet and ends up puki... | 11 | 3,691.181818 | |
1663977648 | 1664061227 | t3_xmdez3 | t5_2to41 | 1,282 | Ok_Wallaby4377: tifu by ending a relationship
This story happened yesterday but I feel like it still
fits here. I (M15) broke up with my girlfriend (F15)
yesterday, and since then I've been a nervous wreck
and I've cried more than I did in out entire year long
relationship. I still have a few of her sweaters, and
a rin... | 8 | 160.25 | |
1663862599 | 1664143771 | t3_xl5f76 | t5_2to41 | 187 | boon2537: TIFU by wasting 3 days of my life getting marinated for a crypto scam
This post is on a long side but trust me, it’s worth the read. Would you kindly stay awhile and listen.
\[edit: this post getting stuck 24h+ in the waiting for mods approval hell probably killed what's left of this post already little visi... | 3 | 62.333333 | |
1663983286 | 1663984102 | t3_xmfg9e | t5_2to41 | 25 | JC1812: TIFU Talks #66. Let’s have some fun! :)
DLaVieEnRose: What is this
SMS128: Hahahaha Srsly Can y’all see me? Where am I What is this lol
DLaVieEnRose: I'm not even a part of this sub and it sent me a notification lol
SMS128: Lol whatever it is—— it makes me feel like I’m a part of something for a minu... | 5 | 5 | |
1664034310 | 1664036063 | t3_xmw6t2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my mother a porn video of myself
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[deleted]: Loved the no throwaway comment. Fuck it embrace it, be you.
vonnegutflora: It's a porn account though.
Platinum-math: Hey, shes gotta reach her market base somehow.
| 4 | 6.25 | |
1664046669 | 1664052160 | t3_xn1bxo | t5_2to41 | 95 | yourdadisabean: Tifu Talks is live! Got a story to share?
yourdadisabean: I aM a SiGmA mAlE aSk Me AnYtHiNg
NaturesFire: How do I get on the mic
PheonixGalaxy: You have to be a sigma male to get on 💀
NaturesFire: How do I do that ?
PheonixGalaxy: First delete Reddit
NaturesFire: Why?
PheonixGalaxy: It’s too late they... | 12 | 7.916667 | |
1664038285 | 1664239461 | t3_xmxu3d | t5_2to41 | 7,798 | OrdosDeluxe: TIFU by playing Musical Statues with my daughter and her friends
So my daughter (3) is starting to make friends in the new area we've moved to (we've been here about a year, but she's not really been old enough to go out and play on the street yet). They're a great group of kids, and they mostly get on gre... | 14 | 557 | |
1664113513 | 1664131768 | t3_xnns30 | t5_2to41 | 3,909 | tskclst: TIFU parking my girlfriend's car
TIFU parking my girlfriend's car
I'm not quite sure if this is the best place to post it, but I'm feeling guilty enough that it seemed fitting. My girlfriend (25) lives about an hour away in a small town. She was going out of state for the weekend for her friend's bachelorette... | 13 | 300.692308 | |
1664115661 | 1664128811 | t3_xnoni5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my fiancé we need a break.
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Thud2: This whole post is just so fucked up it's amazing
Skrawberrycake: Is it ??
Thud2: You're submissive to your man? This is okay sexually if you choose, but in life... Just no.
Skrawberrycake: Only if he gives me that energy yes. Most women can agree t... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1664111303 | 1664169105 | t3_xnmxrf | t5_2to41 | 103 | Tiled_Deepslate: TIFU by cutting a chili pepper and going to the bathroom afterwards.
Today I fucked up by cutting up a chili pepper for my breakfast. I forgot to wash my hands. I then went to the bathroom after eating and touched my junk without washing my hands. It started hurting instantly. It hurts so much😫
Don'... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1664113482 | 1664148848 | t3_xnnrno | t5_2to41 | 281 | uhh_idk_22: TIFU by craving pancakes
Today I fed up by wanting crisp cinnamon pancakes for breakfast.
I woke up and my first thought was cinnamon pancakes. I couldn't find the pre-made mix so I, in my idiocy, decided I would make them from scratch. My recipe called for milk, as it should, but here's where everything g... | 6 | 46.833333 | |
1664099654 | 1664292467 | t3_xnj49q | t5_2to41 | 53 | angryOct: TIFU by loosing my best friend for sexual desire
A little context is needed to understand the story. Me and my former best friend had a story and sexted even after that story ended. Our sexual chemistry was very high and i always told her how much i liked her body. But our friendship was above it, i trusted... | 8 | 6.625 | |
1664094228 | 1664186656 | t3_xnhkdz | t5_2to41 | 36 | Suspicious-Law-: TIFU by masturbating in my hotel room
I (25M) was interrogating my friend (26M) after watching him walk away in an angered expression while I was dancing with a woman in a nightclub.
I excused myself after not seeing him for a while. I then proceeded to look for him, fucking asking if they saw him to ... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1664106234 | 1664162739 | t3_xnl3br | t5_2to41 | 14,553 | thekeeech: TIFU by answering my wife's call on loudspeaker
Obligatory "this wasn't today" start. It was actually a fee weeks ago now.
I am a father to 3 kids and a husband to 1 wife. Me and my wife have a young daughter of 3 and I have two boys of 13 and 11 from a previous relationship.
Me and my wife have been toge... | 9 | 1,617 |
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