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1664089990 | 1664262108 | t3_xngd7p | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by forming a relationship with my mum's husband.
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opschief0299: It's a distinct possibility your mum knows something in your past that happened to you that you don't remember.
Fayde_Artemis1999: Hmmm. I'm always open to looking at different perspectives as I'm too much in my head. Thank you
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1664144319 | 1664144912 | t3_xo0uyj | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: For having naturally curly hair even though I'm Chinese.
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NotOnTheRun666: As someone from East Asia with naturally curly hair and a BF with even curlier hair and also East Asian, I wonder where she got her information from.
WildHetero: Possibly Wikipedia
NotOnTheRun666:  temporarily moved back home for summer after graduating college.
One night I was bored and I went on tinder, I matched with an older guy, (37) but he w... | 15 | 2,590.933333 | |
1664206159 | 1664223041 | t3_xomj10 | t5_2to41 | 17 | InfiniteCalendar1: TIFU by bringing a dab pen to a concert venue
To preface: this happened on Saturday night.
I went to DC with some friends to see Zedd, this was my first EDM concert and I had never been to this venue. Days prior to the concert I was looking info on what to expect at this venue, and their website did... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1664221448 | 1664389430 | t3_xotkds | t5_2to41 | 108 | EmptyAlarm3894: TIFU by giving my classmate number to a stranger
Sorry if there are any misspellings, English isn't my first language.
Hi! I know that the title might sound horrible but hear me out. Me(15M) gave a classmate(15F) number to a stranger to a stranger, well not actually a stranger, he is from our school in... | 8 | 13.5 | |
1664225154 | 1664279777 | t3_xovall | t5_2to41 | 33,069 | hiti72: TIFU by telling me zookeeper girlfriend (22f) not to worry so much about her hygiene...
I (25M) have been dating this woman for a few months now, and honestly we get along really well.
About a month ago, I met her for dinner one night at a semi-fancy restaurant around 6pm. She arrived a little bit late, and wa... | 17 | 1,945.235294 | |
1664241950 | 1664326312 | t3_xp2dk0 | t5_2to41 | 6,305 | FancyWarMan: TIFU by accidentally introducing my neighbours’ 7-year-old daughter to Cradle of Filth
First of all, for the younger users among us or anyone who may not be familiar with Cradle of Filth, they’re an extreme metal band who were popular in the 1990s among certain sects of the metal community.
Now, let me se... | 16 | 394.0625 | |
1664296130 | 1664305914 | t3_xplgh3 | t5_2to41 | 43 | gatlinsgunner: TIFU
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Drgnmstr97: Sadly you are not going to be happy until you figure out how to end your cheating ways with John. Your relationship with your BF will end because, well you are a toxic individual that is going to destroy him. John isn't going to make you happy because he is a toxic individual t... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1664296504 | 1664418151 | t3_xplmgj | t5_2to41 | 80 | FoxyBamboozler93: TIFU by spending all of our money by accident
So, for reference my partner F27 and I NB29 are on income assistance aka welfare because both of us have bad mental health and can't work because of it. I have severe depression coupled with anxiety and my partner has extreme social anxiety. So neither of ... | 9 | 8.888889 | |
1664307126 | 1664335629 | t3_xpq9qb | t5_2to41 | -3 | ForkyOutlet: TIFU by almost locking my car keys in my trunk
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Ok-Bowl6780: fullstops weren't invented yet huh?
ForkyOutlet: bro cry about it, it's litteraly first post Idc about punctuation
sdave001: Or spelling. Or grammar. Or reality.
ForkyOutlet: why does it matter so much on reddit
sdave001: Because Reddit... | 6 | -0.5 | |
1664364900 | 1664365560 | t3_xqa9n4 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing I found a technique to masturbate without a boner at the age of 6
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Cakepopface: Sorry, I neither have a wiener nor do I know how kids wieners work, but... How does that work? What did you do? Did you just touch it and it felt good? Wouldn't anyone say something if you'd touch your ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1664383332 | 1664387210 | t3_xqhmi7 | t5_2to41 | 2,506 | throwawayscuteanimal: TIFU by being weird on surveillance cameras
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discustedkiller: Its fine no one was watching it. But i got to ask why did you think it a good idea to sit on a pencil sharpener?
jadegives2rides: The vibrations baby
discustedkiller: oh ok ,wait holdup what
aziruthedark: Yeah, I assume it's on... | 9 | 278.444444 | |
1664425749 | 1664497173 | t3_xqy87f | t5_2to41 | 247 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to look for forgiveness and fix the past.
Some backstory so you can understand. I dated a girl (let’s call her “J”)a long time ago , me and J were a long distance relationship, long story short it didn’t last , after we broke up , I treated her very badly and I’m ashamed of things I made h... | 5 | 49.4 | |
1664462220 | 1664498222 | t3_xr9hey | t5_2to41 | 48,073 | WeFuckBackHard: TIFU by accidentally teaching my roommate's parrot to sing CBAT. My roommate doesn't know yet.
**Bird audio hyperlinked at the very end**
I am so dead. My roommate is out of town camping until the end of the weekend and he's going to kill me when he finds out.
Ok, so we all know the story with [CBAT](... | 15 | 3,204.866667 | |
1664535913 | 1664648351 | t3_xryfjc | t5_2to41 | 3,275 | BikerJedi: TIFU by not knowing what a gallbladder attack was and thinking it was back pain for 10 years, and my not managing my care better.
EDIT: Today I apparently also fucked up the title. Sorry.
A number of years ago, I was at a red light and a woman texting and driving broke by neck and back in four places when s... | 9 | 363.888889 | |
1664548155 | 1664559576 | t3_xs2t7u | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a violent joke on r/gaming
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furriosity: Joking about a school shooting is always a bad idea, especially given that there are 2 trials concerning school shootings going on in the US right now.
HighlightFun8419: yeah, but a permaban on a major subreddit? give him a 7-30 day ban to think... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1664545506 | 1664571581 | t3_xs1rg8 | t5_2to41 | 15,168 | Any_Payment_707: TIFU by putting my sex toys in a bad hiding spot
Hi so I (19) live at home with my mother, father and brother (29) (not putting my parents ages because I don't think it's that relevant). I'm taking a gap year and have a girlfriend (22F) who visits my house pretty often.
I've gotten some sex toys from... | 16 | 948 | |
1664553616 | 1664560552 | t3_xs51xn | t5_2to41 | 911 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking questions about why my mom is going to therapy
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AllanfromWales1: Absolutely not a TIFU. You did NOTHING wrong. He, on the other hand..
misssunshinefairy: Yeah the FU part is mostly me asking all these questions and finding out on my 21st birthday of all days :')))
taladrovw: Better so... | 5 | 182.2 | |
1664543275 | 1665160602 | t3_xs0x36 | t5_2to41 | 160 | Von_Mix: TIFU by boofing 70% ethanol hand sanitizer
for the uninitiated, boofing is when you put a substance up your ass. there are various reasons one might do this, in my case it was to avoid throwing up hand sanitizer, as i had drunk it many times before to that end.
now i'm a smart little coookie, i though... | 11 | 14.545455 | |
1666662625 | 1666798273 | t3_ycst8m | t5_2to41 | 6,409 | GoatCheese240: TIFU by lying about my weight to my dentist.
This happened two months ago, not today.
I put off getting my wisdom teeth pulled until my mid 20’s (needed dental insurance.)
I’d gained weight, was not proud and was working it off. Naturally, I said I was 180lbs instead of 225lbs.
I had impacted teet... | 16 | 400.5625 | |
1666656093 | 1666691803 | t3_ycqlrv | t5_2to41 | 15,884 | Fragrant_Mine_177: TIFU by my gfs mom finding our condoms and her ultimately finding out we’ve been having sex.
So, to sum things up quickly, I often spend the night at my gfs house. We’re both 17 and have been dating since we were 15. Me and my gf didn’t start having sex until about 5 months ago, and with both of us b... | 23 | 690.608696 | |
1666717894 | 1666861396 | t3_yda4gr | t5_2to41 | 41 | ghostredditorstempac: TIFU: By trying to discreetly treat a burn... on my finger
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Leighgion: I think the real FU is not reassessing the relative importance of tennis practice in your life.
ghostredditorstempac: Hehe, I can see where you're coming from. At this point, tennis is probably one of the greatest thin... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1666720364 | 1666803867 | t3_ydb5cd | t5_2to41 | 20,573 | emperorarg: TIFU by letting my cousins infant son play scrabble and ruin my cat.
My cousin has a 2.5 year old son and they sometimes come to visit me. His son like to play around with my scrabble set and fortunately isn't dumb enough to put them in his mouth. A few weeks ago, when he came with his parents, he immediate... | 10 | 2,057.3 | |
1666604188 | 1666624565 | t3_yc6v75 | t5_2to41 | 17,575 | [deleted]: TIFU being horny and getting scammed by a Reddit user
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3bag: Report them to reddit.
Also, if you go to your bank's website you could fill in a fraud form.
Something like this: [https://www.tsb.co.uk/fraud-prevention-centre/how-to-report-fraud/](https://www.tsb.co.uk/fraud-prevention-centre/how-t... | 16 | 1,098.4375 | |
1666659185 | 1666705798 | t3_ycrna0 | t5_2to41 | 1,115 | coolneatrad: TIFU by taking care of a mouse problem
Not today, but several years ago.
One morning I was making an omelet, and just as I plated it a little mouse startled me. Now, living in a country house I was no stranger to mice. I gave it the old short step and verbal report, shaking my fist for good measure. To m... | 6 | 185.833333 | |
1666661213 | 1666843788 | t3_ycsc6s | t5_2to41 | 211 | marshall105: Tifu by assuming a kid has paint on her face
So today after work, and I was getting ready to leave, one of my coworkers has her two daughters playing around while waiting for her, and when I was about to leave, I saw one of them has red marks on her face, and they were holding a paper with coloured heart s... | 4 | 52.75 | |
1666361898 | 1666428988 | t3_y9ux05 | t5_2to41 | 8,264 | FpNotFound: TIFU by giving up my dream since I was a child for my curriculum.
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For as long as I can remember, I've been dreaming of going to Spain as an exchange student.
A couple of years ago, I became fascinated with Spain thanks to its culture and the online friends I made. Going as an exchange student... | 14 | 590.285714 | |
1666312852 | 1666554968 | t3_y9f1d4 | t5_2to41 | 78 | FrontAd8693: TIFU by downloading malware onto my laptop when I tried to get a game
I’d heard of a website where you can get “free” games and decided to try it out. So I clicked on the download link and then clicked accept on all the subsequent pop ups asking me to download other things. Next thing I know I have a whole... | 7 | 11.142857 | |
1666486616 | 1666504874 | t3_yb3sk6 | t5_2to41 | 874 | Lonely_Balance_4804: TIFU by going through my boyfriends phone.
Let me just start this off with saying i’m not that type of girlfriend. i’ve never felt the need to go through anyones phone i’ve always been trusting that my boyfriend will know his boundaries and if he crosses them then it’s kind of game over, he’s a gr... | 11 | 79.454545 | |
1666317063 | 1666318940 | t3_y9ghwc | t5_2to41 | 76 | throwway_1768: TIFU by confessing to my girlfriend that I wasn't actually a virgin
My girlfriend and I have been dating for 1 year. The majority of this was long distance. We only moved to the same city a couple of months ago. She is a virgin. Sex is something she does not take casually. She always joked about me not b... | 8 | 9.5 | |
1666536163 | 1666706712 | t3_ybjgr7 | t5_2to41 | 10,438 | Realistic_Attempt606: TIFU by calling my brother a Bastard
I f(18) have 2 brothers m(16) which I'll call MB and a younger brother m(12) ill call YB. I always butt heads with my brother MB, yesterday I cooked smth and was hoping there would still be some left, I was mildly disappointed when there wasn't. My brother was ... | 33 | 316.30303 | |
1666731583 | 1666817995 | t3_ydflts | t5_2to41 | 4,141 | [deleted]: TIFU by obsessing over a single outfit and causing a boyfriend to breakup with me.
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Court-Baker: That seems like a shallow reason to break up with someone. It seems to me like you are better off.
Its better to find someone who loves you for who you are rather than what you wear.
CookiesLikeWhoa: To... | 16 | 258.8125 | |
1666316186 | 1666731881 | t3_y9g77r | t5_2to41 | 3 | East_Independent_657: TIFU by sending Nudes
TIFU by sending Nudes
I apologize I advance for any grammar errors and other things like that as I am distressed and a little drunk.
Hey guys, this one might belong on TIFU. But there is definitely a legal component here I am an (M22) and was on a dating app called POF and ... | 3 | 1 | |
1666502051 | 1667138494 | t3_yb8vi2 | t5_2to41 | 54 | throwaway98271673: TIFU by fighting back when my sister attacked me
To start off I'm 15 and my sister is 17. My sister is super controlling and always has been she was always there to attack me and my other sister let's call her L and the 17 year old B. L and are playing volleyball outside at 8pm being quiet of course ... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1666483305 | 1666563856 | t3_yb2n9m | t5_2to41 | 268 | WorriedOwner2007: Tifu by getting lost at a cross country meet
I (15f) had regionals Today in cross country. I had run at this course before. The first time I had been tailing my teammate up until the last half mile. I honestly wasn't paying attention to anything but her. I was planning on getting 26 minutes or fas... | 5 | 53.6 | |
1664614741 | 1664627424 | t3_xsqh9u | t5_2to41 | 1,902 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral
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Cijj: Well, you were looking up NSFW material during your grandmas funeral.
You should’ve just cried. I don’t get the whole “pushing to not let that happen” thing anymore. Just cry sometimes, it feels good and it’s a necessary relief valve for your... | 5 | 380.4 | |
1664615617 | 1664634087 | t3_xsqpyj | t5_2to41 | 201 | pettyclassymolassy: TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek
TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheeks and then running away
So, I (20F) met this guy (23TM) on a dating app, like almost a year ago. We went on a couple of dates and it was mostly nice but then I shifted cities, and he shifted cities so nothing much. Recently, I shi... | 20 | 10.05 | |
1664615864 | 1664841928 | t3_xsqsea | t5_2to41 | 14,225 | Lord_Joshlee: TIFU by knocking on my gf(F20) parents door without them knowing me
OK, so I've been dating this girl for quite a while now, and things got really slow since she's in the military and has no time to meet up quite often which is fine, i work. later on our relationship our connection had been going down slo... | 16 | 889.0625 | |
1665627147 | 1665707887 | t3_y2mlg4 | t5_2to41 | 5,000 | Educational_Glass_47: TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend
I (18 F) am neuroatypical and relatively averse to touch. I don’t hate it I just want it to be done as soon as it’s too much. It’s become a real joking point between me and my friends to say “you trying to hold my hand?” Or something along the lines of “wan... | 11 | 454.545455 | |
1666741283 | 1666805044 | t3_ydj7si | t5_2to41 | 67 | whatshereforme: TIFU by asking my mom what my father ex wife told her
for context; my father never spoke of his ex wife who ill be calling ST. we knew he was married before but he never told us why they broke it off. well if you look at my other post you'll see my rant about me hating my father, that will kinda help yo... | 6 | 11.166667 | |
1666744273 | 1666795695 | t3_ydk8xg | t5_2to41 | 7,495 | Fit-Raccoon776: TIFU by ordering pizza on my boyfriends phone
Hey so i (F19) and my boyfriend (M21) have been together since we were teenagers and have told everything to each other for a bit of background.
Today I messed up by ordering pizza on my boyfriends phone so whenever my boyfriend got home from work at arou... | 13 | 576.538462 | |
1666745649 | 1666748202 | t3_ydkppl | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing
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opschief0299: You're high right now, aren't you?
Purple-District-2577: Lol no. I wasn’t high. I don’t smoke weed. I just vape
opschief0299: Aha! Just what somebody who's high would say!
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1666501602 | 1666518671 | t3_yb8qje | t5_2to41 | 431 | Aurielie_: TIFU by forgetting I ALSO have a microphone
To keep the intro short, I'm a sales analyst for a business many people may be familiar with and I'm at a lot of board meetings as it's the corporate end of things. Lately, it's been a hybrid work environment so a lot of are meetings are hybrids. We're outfitted wi... | 5 | 86.2 | |
1666743063 | 1666823782 | t3_ydju19 | t5_2to41 | 102 | tocbsc: TIFU by having a mint with my lunch and going to the other side of campus
This happened when l (18M) was waiting for my brother (18M) to get out of class. We both go to college, but my class ends earlier. My class ended earlier than expected so I decided to go to Chick-fil-A for lunch. I was already feeling lik... | 5 | 20.4 | |
1666411632 | 1666488796 | t3_yadm8m | t5_2to41 | 10,085 | tobleroned: TIFU by letting my friend pepper spray my nuts
So it turns out I’m a complete idiot. I have a kink for ball play and pain and my mate bought a bottle of pepper spray for self defence. And smart me thought it would be a good idea to have him spray my groin.
He sprayed my groin and I immediately vomited 3 ti... | 10 | 1,008.5 | |
1666766486 | 1666822886 | t3_ydr462 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Accomplished_Run4389: TIFU by getting suspended for 2 days by my front office in school.
I (13M) am an African American student at (lets call it radio junior high.) who had got suspended for 2 days here. I was in math class minding my business until my teacher had told me to go to the main office, which posed no proble... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1666495220 | 1666718193 | t3_yb6ogi | t5_2to41 | 33 | Zealousideal_Ice_480: tifu by asking my friend to marry me
it started a few months ago when i first became friends with my ex's best friend, we started to hang out alot and one time we were at the mall and i asked him if he wanted to sleep over at my place, he said "sure", when we got there we were just hanging out pla... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1666492109 | 1666579123 | t3_yb5nia | t5_2to41 | 3,025 | wsiw123: TIFU by not having foresight before a two week vacation.
(Typing on mobile if it matters)
It is the wee hours of the morning. Partner and I arrive home from a two week trip abroad. Before we left, we powered down the entire house because it seemed like a good idea.
(Do you, reader, have the foresight we lac... | 12 | 252.083333 | |
1666468062 | 1666551311 | t3_yawsa0 | t5_2to41 | 12,128 | Ok-Watch8193: TIFU Card Collection Ending Update
https://rareddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wrmbvx/tifu_update_reporting_ex_friend_who_burnt_8000/
For those wanting past posts just look up Ex friend who burnt 8000$ worth of Pokémon cards rareddit.
For those patiently waiting for an update here I am.
Starting off, maybe t... | 10 | 1,212.8 | |
1666779454 | 1666779719 | t3_yduf5s | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my girlfriend
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Pandering_Panda7879: In this whole text, the only punctuation mark you used is one single, lonely question mark. Why?
UnkownKatYT7: I hat punctuation it just annoys me I thought about putting it in but thought no one would care
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1666738326 | 1667191790 | t3_ydi65f | t5_2to41 | 61 | onefootback: TIFU by calling my mom a bitch
TL;DR at bottom
i’ve (16F) been falling behind with my school work lately and my parents have really been on my ass about it but especially my mom ever since my teacher called her about my overdue work. because i still have like 3 assignments that i have to do, today imme... | 11 | 5.545455 | |
1666705222 | 1666782641 | t3_yd53wq | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing Cbat for my wife
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twotall88: Spam bot or trash poster.
tpb772000: Sorry that I am a trash poster. Cant all be goats.
twotall88: Lol, maybe start with writing an original post
tpb772000: Well this originally happened to me cause I was joking around.
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1664674572 | 1665947836 | t3_xtc2cq | t5_2to41 | 17,067 | throwaway2647352: tifu by not going to the toilet at sixth form / college
Ok just for some context: My therapist said posting this somewhere anonymously might help me move on/accept/forget what happened because I was so upset about it
This happened last week and whilst it’s still SO embarrassing I guess in a way it’s f... | 16 | 1,066.6875 | |
1666753251 | 1667731691 | t3_ydn8gr | t5_2to41 | 138 | Dangerous-Tangelo-49: TIFU by giving myself a possible yeast infection trying to clean myself for a new partner
As the title describes it, TIFU by possibly giving myself a Yeast infection trying to get clean for a new partner.
I have been talking to this new beau for a few weeks now. They’re an awesome person and very... | 7 | 19.714286 | |
1664704309 | 1664710021 | t3_xtksqs | t5_2to41 | 27 | DesperateFix1939: TIFU by calling my boyfriend back.
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devnullius: 1 hour of masturbation?? Something is wrong 🤣
revdre: Or making up sad internet stories for karma?
DesperateFix1939: Lol, ppl make up these type of stories?
revdre: You of all people would know that 😂
DesperateFix1939: Guess so huh, you can be... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1666569650 | 1666666615 | t3_ybwtn6 | t5_2to41 | 66 | Mochi_Dog11: TIFU by keep asking Shake Shack for a refund
Last week, I ordered shake shack and picked up the food without knowing they messed up my order (wrong fries). So, the other day, I went back with the receipt and talked to the manager about it. Due to some unfortunate events, they only do pick-up on that day. ... | 9 | 7.333333 | |
1666750439 | 1667101372 | t3_ydmbgg | t5_2to41 | 69 | thefuckouttaherelol4: TIFU by going back to my own apartment
So my kid's mom and I are separated, but we still get along, are friends, whatever.
I went over her house to take a nap.
Kid's mom says hey, hope all is well, and leaves to hang with her friends or whatever.
I wake up from my nap, figure I shouldn't over-e... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1666802684 | 1666911073 | t3_ye2p6w | t5_2to41 | 862 | comingforyourpickle: TIFU by stalking my partner on social media
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I (20F) have been with my partner (22M) for a year. I know it’s not been long but in that time we have lived together for almost all of it. I had a difficult situation with where I stayed and he was trying to move out to so we spent almost everyday ... | 12 | 71.833333 | |
1666806477 | 1666833731 | t3_ye48s4 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Character_Freedom_36: TIFU by finding out my bf has a foot fetish
I am at a loss for words guys. Me and my bf are very open with each other with all things. We are into some things that aren’t vanilla at all so it’s not like I’m shaming. So the other week my bf and me were goofing off and as a joke I touched his “thing... | 7 | 5 | |
1666376060 | 1666400993 | t3_ya0jit | t5_2to41 | 1,612 | Deadpan_1: TIFU by finding inappropriate pics of my SIL on my bothers old phone.
I didn’t realise that it was possible to create a hidden folder until about a week ago and up until this point i had never been bothered to try and figure out how to do it. But today i decided to try figure it out as i’ve seen a lot of peo... | 16 | 100.75 | |
1664730361 | 1664815575 | t3_xttyix | t5_2to41 | 14,797 | Welfgong: TIFU by deep cleaning a silicon toy
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Moosebuckets: They make anal safe dildos that don’t cling to smells. You can also use condoms and an enema beforehand. Lmao why the fuck would you BAKE it?!?
Znuff: The only materials that poop smell won't stick to are metal and glass.
Everything else is fair ga... | 13 | 1,138.230769 | |
1666811339 | 1666819138 | t3_ye65mj | t5_2to41 | 154 | Independent-Cheek-93: TIFU by not taking middle school seriously. And now my mom is cutting all ties with me, my sister's and my dad...
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WilliamMinorsWords: I'm so sorry. It's not you, it's not your fault. Your mother sounds like a very selfish person, who is blaming her own failure as a mother on you.
Nothin... | 3 | 51.333333 | |
1666813966 | 1666838054 | t3_ye76tv | t5_2to41 | 20,292 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my boyfriend what his kinks are
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Revolutionary-Alarm6: sounds like intrusive thoughts, just happen to be linked with more explicit sexual content.
some people tend to have them really often, like seen someone waiting on the subway station and thinking about pushing them when the trai... | 15 | 1,352.8 | |
1664771498 | 1664850180 | t3_xu9j4h | t5_2to41 | 8,693 | UsedBoysTissue64: TIFU by calling my Mexican boyfriend a “support animal” and getting fired over it
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Morkros: It's weird to call your boyfriend 'mexican support animal' and out of context it is racist. But beside that, you're a bit dumb i guess, that's all lol.
UsedBoysTissue64: Is it the fact of calling him a... | 16 | 543.3125 | |
1666819911 | 1666858542 | t3_ye9l65 | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: tifu by sharing gallery with my partner
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KittikatB: Intimate pictures? Do you just mean photos of them together, or nudes? If it's the latter, that's concerning because it's illegal.
VizzyTarg: Few were them kissing and the video chats screenshots were revealing.. but it's a screenshot so not that c... | 9 | 8.444444 | |
1666320545 | 1666393286 | t3_y9hpms | t5_2to41 | 1,646 | Educational_Glass_47: TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update]
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/y2mlg4/tifu_by_wanting_to_cuddle_with_my_friend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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First of all everyone was so so sweet to me and really supportive and I wa... | 9 | 182.888889 | |
1666496193 | 1666830885 | t3_yb702u | t5_2to41 | 140 | Nugget_Army: TIFU Forgetting a girl is deaf and starting a game of Marco Polo
This happened two days ago
I was at my girlfriends house and she lives with a lady who has a daughter about 9 and this night the daughter had a friend over who happened to be deaf.
After a while the girls started a blind pillow fight and I... | 3 | 46.666667 | |
1666831452 | 1667409845 | t3_yedwum | t5_2to41 | 199 | tifuthrowaway3738: TIFU by getting to curious and searching up something from tik tok
Long story short i was scrolling on tt when i saw them trends the slide show ones with the you are my enemy. well i scrolled on and saw this picture of a girl getting fucked i got curious to see if this was real so i searched up the n... | 6 | 33.166667 | |
1666831955 | 1666890045 | t3_yee3a2 | t5_2to41 | 17,340 | Kiwi218: TIFU by not disclosing my sex addiction
So I (F24) have been going out with this guy Mike(M27) for about a month. We haven't done anything besides making out and handjobs. this is where the tension lies, I wanted to wait a little bit before I had sex with him. You didn’t understand why. I told him I just wa... | 17 | 1,020 | |
1666829301 | 1666974549 | t3_yed5vu | t5_2to41 | 84 | slightly_sad_apple: TIFU by stashing p00pouri in my backpack
I, (17) have a general rule I stand by of "when you gotta go, you gotta go", but im not a jerk obviously, and I don't want to stink up any school bathrooms. I've struggled with intestinal problems for most of my life, so this rule seemed especially important ... | 3 | 28 | |
1666837320 | 1666858377 | t3_yefy4d | t5_2to41 | 31 | Flaming_tiger: TIFU by showing a friend my penis
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Scared_Weekend_7979: Wtf is this 😂😂
ForkShirtUp: OP(Joyshe) secret desire for penis
scar12346: Remember, the e is silent
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1665621709 | 1666837885 | t3_y2knex | t5_2to41 | 107 | Sayuri_olg: Tifu by giving my 70 yr. old teacher a book
So I'm a freshman in high school and I only have 3 teachers and I only see one once a week but the teacher I'm going to talk about | see at least twice a week (Tuesday and Wednesday). So last week told my teacher about a book that I read and really enjoyed it was ... | 10 | 10.7 | |
1666838072 | 1667183432 | t3_yeg7n4 | t5_2to41 | 2,339 | krispello666: TIFU by not knowing I have curly hair for my whole life…
So this is more of a: today I learned I have been f’ing up everyday for the past 30 odd years.
My whole life no parent or hairdresser ever said anything about my hair type, they just treated it like every other hair and styled it in whatever way w... | 13 | 179.923077 | |
1665902794 | 1666091060 | t3_y59vjz | t5_2to41 | 18,344 | Denny12212: TIFU by sending pictures of myself
So i had met this girl online and we had started sexting and flirting, everything seemed fine. Little did i know. She then started asking for nudes which i declined because i just didn’t want to. I finally submitted and sent them, i was then bombarded by aggressive texts a... | 13 | 1,411.076923 | |
1666858376 | 1666916532 | t3_yem5v0 | t5_2to41 | 805 | MistorMiss: TIFU by not realizing how many clothes I had hoarded over the years
I have been cross-dressing for almost a decade, and I have also lived all those years in close quarters with my parents and sibling. I live in a small place with relatives, but I had managed to keep things organized, but the fact that some ... | 7 | 115 | |
1665756079 | 1665774170 | t3_y3usbs | t5_2to41 | 4,818 | hornybastard25: Tifu by asking out 2 women at the same time
Tifu So I’ve been talking to a girl for a while now and we’ve had a few casual hookups but I’m pretty sure she wants to get more serious about it. so I decided sure I’ll give it a try and see how dating goes as I haven’t been in a relationship for a while now.... | 11 | 438 | |
1664829739 | 1664895704 | t3_xuuupx | t5_2to41 | 10,362 | youngaries14: TIFU by accidentally peeing in my sneaky links mouth
Let me preface by saying I’ve always had a weak bladder since I was young and lately whenever I cough, sneeze, or gag I pee a little, it’s usually only ever a little squirt but it is bothersome. I’ve gone to the doctor about it and they can’t find a pro... | 15 | 690.8 | |
1666933745 | 1666965028 | t3_yfd5bt | t5_2to41 | -39 | basicbarb21: Says the person who has an imaginary friend in the sky.
[deleted]: You’re already in Hell and you don’t even know it
Kayback2: And you're here too, so how has your god helped you?
[deleted]: Everything I have I owe to Him. I’m not worthy tbh. Society is decaying because we largely abandoned God and morals ... | 17 | -2.294118 | |
1664838522 | 1665173500 | t3_xuyfry | t5_2to41 | 1,213 | ikilledfncrepairman: TIFU by Buying My 8yo Niece Granny Panties
I Bought My 8yo Niece Granny Panties
This happened on Sunday.
My sister has just moved back to Ohio from Texas. This was the first birthday party and it meant a lot more than just a party for an 8yo. It's the first time we've celebrated with them, she's... | 9 | 134.777778 | |
1664398282 | 1665605663 | t3_xqo1ag | t5_2to41 | 66 | Ponyoarrietty: TIFU by amputating my own finger
I was preparing a delicious dinner for myself, the recipe required me to finely sliced some herbs, parsley to be specific…
Now, I’m no stranger to the kitchen, I enjoy cooking, so I was chopping this parsley with some speed. I will admit that I perhaps underestimated how ... | 7 | 9.428571 | |
1664864360 | 1664902334 | t3_xv7c49 | t5_2to41 | 429 | Quinn_eth: TIFU By Calling My Friend's Mom A Hoe
Yesterday at lunch, my friend and I, (I will call her Anna)were kind of joking around, we were in a good mood and it was all light-hearted. Then, without thinking, I said, "Your mom's a hoe". I was quite surprised I said that as it came out of my mouth so suddenly, an... | 11 | 39 | |
1665478680 | 1665498752 | t3_y1407a | t5_2to41 | 10,523 | Captain__Cow: TIFU by underestimating the potency of my special stay-awake sauce.
Mood: >! light-hearted, hopefully entertaining !<
TW: >! Mild-to-moderate substance abuse !<
Gather 'round, friends, and let me tell you a story of ill-advised mixology, daring bluffs, and a host of glamorous and not-so-gla... | 12 | 876.916667 | |
1664899212 | 1664909715 | t3_xvgc5v | t5_2to41 | -17 | Spicy_Brit: OP clearly stated he was broke and stealing necessities. I think it's you privileged assholes that are rarely smart.
TheHazyBotanist: In college i was so broke i could barely afford food at times. I never stole. It's almost impossible to starve in any western country, because there are plenty of ways to get... | 23 | -0.73913 | |
1666980269 | 1666992051 | t3_yfw2gt | t5_2to41 | 707 | Plastic-Refuse3047: TIFU By giving nudes to a “girl”
I (m18) have given this "girl" that followed me on insta my nudes after she invited me to video chat her. Me being like "ok I got lucky" soon realized that it was a scam and she/him was asking for money. So me being me decide to mess with his/her time cause I was dis... | 16 | 44.1875 | |
1666299517 | 1666364770 | t3_y99rng | t5_2to41 | 750 | blackcatonacid: TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up
This happened last night , I just woke up and still traumatised and English isn't my first language so I'm sorry if its going to be bit hard to read.
I [M,26] lives in Colombia for the last 6 months (originally from the middle east... | 9 | 83.333333 | |
1667004533 | 1667036095 | t3_yg5jt0 | t5_2to41 | 6,370 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a close friend nudes.
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Mechanic-Beast7: If she’s a close friend she will understand your mistake.
As someone said already, keep your explicit pictures in a hidden map or something to prevent this.
I think you will be alright, be careful next time!
that_one_wierd_guy: a best frien... | 9 | 707.777778 | |
1666458512 | 1666682124 | t3_yat1nn | t5_2to41 | 29 | howling-afro: TIFU by losing my friends at a festival and getting sexually propositioned by not 1 but 2 security guards during the course of one night
Hi. It's kind of a long one but I promise it's interesting, to me and the people I've told. First time posting in this sub reddit, inspired by rslash .
This story take... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1666408787 | 1666485464 | t3_yacpjo | t5_2to41 | 8,058 | Responsible-Scar7295: TIFU by going into the wrong locker at my local gym.
I normally go to a gym in Columbus OH and I have a very set schedule and know the layout well. I go super early in the morning and it’s usually empty and normally a good experience overall.
I recently traveled to MD and since my gym is a chain... | 10 | 805.8 | |
1667015429 | 1667259540 | t3_yg968m | t5_2to41 | 260 | hairymange: TIFU Embarrassing drunk story
So this happened a while ago, however I decided to share this story with the internet. One summer night along time ago, my bro his GF and I decided we were all getting hammered. To be specific we were drinking tequila. We drank most of the night and the last thing that I rem... | 4 | 65 | |
1667024066 | 1667059571 | t3_ygbv4m | t5_2to41 | 18,612 | penguin_ears: TIFU by flashing my landlady
I live alone in a granny flat which is attached to the house of a family of four. The mother/ wife of the house is probably in her late 50’s, very sweet and thoughtful, and extremely kind and polite. She often pops over with a plate of freshly baked muffins, or a meal for me.... | 13 | 1,431.692308 | |
1666317101 | 1666364726 | t3_y9gicx | t5_2to41 | 100 | GoBuuku: TIFU by shooting myself in the finger
I've had a pellet rifle sitting in my kitchen since this summer because the last time I tried to use it, the pellet wouldn't fire out of the barrel. I assumed the firing mechanism was just clogged up from not using it for years. I had tinkered with it a little bit in the... | 5 | 20 | |
1666384406 | 1666404128 | t3_ya3yjo | t5_2to41 | 69 | hersheymunk: TIFU by telling my husbands best friend that we’re married.
my husband (18M) and i (19F) have been married for a few months now. we are happy even though are family’s aren’t that supportive of our marriage, they say we rushed into it to quick, but we decided not to listen to them and now we are in love an... | 9 | 7.666667 | |
1667041205 | 1667046178 | t3_yggomi | t5_2to41 | 4 | jack27999: Tifu by sexting with a stranger
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PitchforkAssistant: Hey /u/jack27999, thanks for contributing to /r/tifu. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules:
**Rule 3:** It must be your fault. No victim blaming. You didn't fuck up if you were
* robbed
* scammed
* raped
* c... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1667045190 | 1667333958 | t3_yghy00 | t5_2to41 | 65 | chonk_fox89: TIFU by telling them one of pictures on their dating profile looked like they were forcing a fart.
Obligatory this happened yesterday. I've decided to step out of my comfort zone and join some dating apps, bestie was very excited to help me set up my account. While she was scrolling on her own tinder after... | 9 | 7.222222 | |
1667052001 | 1667083814 | t3_ygke5c | t5_2to41 | 25,476 | ih8microwaves: TIFU by masturbating too long in the shower
So I (19m) live in an apartment off college campus with 3 other guys. Everyone else was at class, and I decided to pop in a microwave lunch before hopping in the shower. Now living with 3 other guys and sharing a room with 1, there's uh not a lot of privacy. I... | 15 | 1,698.4 | |
1667080131 | 1667083493 | t3_ygvv56 | t5_2to41 | 78 | CoffeeOk5402: TIFU by saying someone was hot to my boyfriend
I want to start off by, yes, this was entirely my fault. I also want to note that I have autism, so I have extreme difficultly with communication and social appropriate things to say, I wish I could go back and fix it.
I'm texting my boyfriend about a movie ... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1666152675 | 1667081557 | t3_y7sfkn | t5_2to41 | 182 | crazygrl6: TIFU by having loud phone sex while my step mom was unknowingly home, and i'm mortified
So , to set the story my boyfriend (18M) and I (18F) have not seen each other in nearly a week. Which doesn't seem like a long time, but we are used to seeing each other nearly everyday and having sex almost every time we... | 4 | 45.5 | |
1667092862 | 1667141311 | t3_yh10sn | t5_2to41 | 27,724 | takenoutbyabidet: TIFU by using an ice cold bidet to wash my butt and collapsing on the toilet.
Please excuse my english as it's my 2nd language.
This is my 1st time living in a cold country that experiences snow. It wasn't snowing but the temperature was extremely low. I had installed a simple bidet when I first move... | 12 | 2,310.333333 | |
1667107984 | 1667123981 | t3_yh5l0y | t5_2to41 | 79 | Peachm1lk0: TIFU by realizing he did care to late
As you read by the title I realized the person I loved most cared about me after they already left. (Btw sorry if this is really messy and not comprehensive I just wanted to rant and not proofread) Our friendship/ relationship was like no other that I ever had experienc... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1667098021 | 1667149272 | t3_yh2n74 | t5_2to41 | 182 | BeingPoor223: TIFU By getting accepted to college and trusting my parents
I know how this sounds but let me start from the beginning.
I got accepted to a prestigious college in my state. The only reason I was actually able to get accepted to go to college was because of the TRIO program. I am a first generation stude... | 6 | 30.333333 |
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