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1664923055 | 1665027340 | t3_xvsy0b | t5_2to41 | 2,439 | upvoter1530: TIFU by using a ghostwriter as a therapist
Ok so basically I’m a ball of stress. Even though school just started a few weeks ago, I already feel ground down and stressed out. I’ve been really, really busy working, planning my wedding, and trying to graduate in the spring. I moved back to my parents’ house ... | 12 | 203.25 | |
1429777721 | 1667320335 | t3_33kp1h | t5_2to41 | 11 | who_ate_the_pizza: TIFU by getting vertigo in a car wash.
Obligatory, this didn't actually happen today statement.
My wife and I each have a car, but I tend to do most of the driving. We're both extremely lucky to be able to work from home, so if we go out to get groceries, go to dinner, etc... I'll typically drive. ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1667085468 | 1667340853 | t3_ygxzjb | t5_2to41 | 116 | all_in_one_word: TIFU by telling all my neighbors I was super poor thinking that's how you celebrate Halloween
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but I still cringe every year around Halloween when I think about trick or treating.
Some background: My family lived in the US for about a decade before moving to Belgium... | 5 | 23.2 | |
1667146003 | 1667161465 | t3_yhi03y | t5_2to41 | 987 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing a friend
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Icy_Engine_7648: The 'friend' who started the rumor is not a real friend.
Impossible_Tale_2173: I know that now, I’m just devastated it took this to find out
goatvenom: You should have made every effort to make sure that rumor never made it far, thus discrediting him or goin... | 7 | 141 | |
1664932182 | 1665002292 | t3_xvwd0f | t5_2to41 | 11,462 | PokerOTR: TIFU by getting scammed for $2k
So I'm a truck driver and last night I got scammed for $2000 dollars. It happened at the Terribles Gas Station right before Las Vegas. I parked there to go to sleep and shut down for the night, I went down from my truck to walk around and stretch my legs. As I was walking arou... | 14 | 818.714286 | |
1664933736 | 1665087133 | t3_xvwxio | t5_2to41 | 55 | These-Blackberry5874: TIFU by jumping in a family beef
TIFU Hey I'm really new to this reddit but I really do want to give my story this happend a while ago (me 19M Sister 22F) so I was sitting at my moms house with my sister, when my sister started annoying my mom (note my mother is very sick) so after a while of m... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1667158723 | 1667167481 | t3_yhnqsz | t5_2to41 | 28,364 | Economy_Leek123: TIFU by being tricked by a straight guy into dating him
So to start things off. I’m gay, I live in a small town in the middle of nowhere USA. I’m a Male 18.
I wasn’t ever really bullied for being gay. Unless it was online everyone was cool with it except the super conservative families in town. Of cou... | 9 | 3,151.555556 | |
1664946470 | 1665028562 | t3_xw1c07 | t5_2to41 | 91 | [deleted]: TIFU by not showing up to work and leaving my new co-worker all alone
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CircusMonke: I've worked in retail for 7 years and I will never call out without making sure I have my shift covered. It's just not fair to my team. If I'm really sick and I show up to work sick, then they will find someone so I ... | 6 | 15.166667 | |
1666403503 | 1666412413 | t3_yaazp4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | EpicKi1: Tifu by getting scammed cause I sent nudes
Tifu but going onto a subreddit and following a random but she ended up being a he and ended up being a person that scams people with their nude. Threatens to send it to friends and family and try’s to ruin your life. Idk what to do now. I sent him $120 but he wants m... | 5 | 2 | |
1667174554 | 1667183809 | t3_yhuqxu | t5_2to41 | 104 | gay_panda56: TIFU by saying something without thinking and losing my friend
Idk where else to put this, me and my two friends were hanging out and we were having a stupid fun fight about Mac n cheese stupid shit. One of them has a shitty family situation and they said some thing about my family or whatever, and with li... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1667178983 | 1667251924 | t3_yhwojz | t5_2to41 | 110 | Feisty_Text6309: TIFU by keeping my savings in gold
Title is typo I meant silver
I am a 19 yo male. For the last six years I have saved every dollar I've made from working and reinvested it in silver. I know that sounds stupid. But unlike a bank account physical currency like gold and silver hold up against inflation... | 5 | 22 | |
1667190119 | 1667243556 | t3_yi0kl4 | t5_2to41 | 1,279 | Whole-Mulberry7: TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe
Earlier today, my mom told me to do the dishes while she and my sister went to go run some errands. I was incredibly tired but didn't really have a choice in the matter and decided to suck it up and do them. Incredibly early on I noticed water wasn't draining pro... | 8 | 159.875 | |
1664976176 | 1664978971 | t3_xwakhm | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By committing to NoFap has lead to a dramatic change in my sexual activity.
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Claymore209: TBH no level of hornyness can make you gay. You are gay, or at least somewhat gay. Also no shame in that at all btw. Having sex with multiple men and saying your not gay doesn't really add up lol.
Flie-on-... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1667240509 | 1667739204 | t3_yik4u7 | t5_2to41 | 2,939 | ChanceGuarantee7801: TIFU by not knowing how to say no
For a little background, I (m18) am bi and I’m just figuring out my sexuality, It’s been hard to do so because I live in a very religious country and every not straight person is frowned upon.
I came out a month ago to one of my friends (m18) as bi, (he was the on... | 13 | 226.076923 | |
1667238992 | 1667276849 | t3_yijda8 | t5_2to41 | 244 | rockythegeek: TIFU by trying to make an egg sandwich at 1am.
All I wanted was something to eat at 1am.
I’ve been trying to lose weight, so I skipped dinner. I just wanted a small bite coz I’ve stayed awake pretty late.
Now I just saw this short recipe of an egg sandwich on Tik-Tok. I am being 100% honest. I am NOT ... | 4 | 61 | |
1667241305 | 1667694849 | t3_yikjbk | t5_2to41 | 62 | Abdominal_Alex: TIFU by getting a speeding ticket
TIFU by getting a speeding ticket
I (24 M) don't post much to reddit but this is the biggest mistake I've made in a long time. Obligatory happened a few months ago but learned about TIFU by watching YouTube. Also im a little drunk as i have not much to do these days s... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1667243984 | 1667252388 | t3_yilwql | t5_2to41 | 1,189 | fuzzifluffy: TIFU by becoming a high school teacher after doing onlyfans
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TubaJustin: The only real mistake you made is admitting it. You should have denied, denied, denied. Then got the admin involved when those kids showed you explicit images of some girl who looks kinda like you.
senorx12562: So lie, in oth... | 12 | 99.083333 | |
1667243392 | 1667283459 | t3_yillyj | t5_2to41 | 1,335 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a nose piercing and now my family hates my boyfriend.
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JC1812: I feel like you should just tell your mom the truth…
_apatheticaesthetic_: I feel like you are right. But talking isn't really her strong suit and I don't know how to tell her "I am embarassed by the way you treat me" wit... | 10 | 133.5 | |
1664985197 | 1664994613 | t3_xwea74 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my roomie that I inadvertently got his bird to sing C-BAT
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throwRA_catlover26: HWTA HAPPENED
Aromatic-Spend-1057: Look at his account
OB1KENOB: Was he blocked or something?
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1664989016 | 1664993068 | t3_xwfy2d | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: Tifu by possibly ruining my relationship with my sibling
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Mcmuffins998: You are supposed to tell us how you ruined the relationship. Not just back peddle to make yourself seem like the victim.
whyyousobadatthis: >back peddle to make yourself seem like the victim.
here is the first clue on what ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1664989694 | 1664993069 | t3_xwg90n | t5_2to41 | 393 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying multiple dudes have been with my girlfriend NSFW
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weissmanhyperion: The clap back was too savage bro
No_Love_1353: Savage, but too savage? Nah.
weissmanhyperion: It was too savage for his girl which is why we're here.
No_Love_1353: But would it be too savage for someone in control of ... | 8 | 49.125 | |
1664990796 | 1665048324 | t3_xwgq84 | t5_2to41 | 5,451 | performance_issue: TIFU by sending a picture of myself to my straight friend
Read the edits at the bottom of the post before commenting.
This wasn't today but more like yesterday, well kinda both yesterday and today I guess.
So I (19m gay) have been friends with this guy (also 19 but very straight) for about 4 years ... | 14 | 389.357143 | |
1665028596 | 1665084353 | t3_xwvgvx | t5_2to41 | 238 | Y0ur-Auth0r: TIFU by eating with my bitch ass bird
So I (14m) have a parakeet. She's really fucking dumb but I love her. Anyways tonight I was eating ramen while she hung out on my lap, just chirping away. Now note that this ramen was made with a shit ton of eggs and soy sauce (thanks mom, didn't want that in it but lo... | 4 | 59.5 | |
1665086650 | 1665293654 | t3_xxet7t | t5_2to41 | 10,000 | tweakybiff: TIFU by accidentally letting a rat inside my house (long).
**Night of the Rat**
I didn’t get any sleep two nights ago, and here is my story.
I live in the mountains on the Front Range of Colorado, and I happened to leave a door propped open for a bit to move a large ladder in and then out of the house. I ... | 14 | 714.285714 | |
1665098662 | 1665200542 | t3_xxjhee | t5_2to41 | 95 | plotweapon: TIFU by playing sexual meme songs and probably traumatizing two old women as I drove past their home.
So as some background, I (25M) love meme songs, especially old classics from when I was in high school. May be stupid, but I have a dumb sense of humor and it amuses me. I’ve been waiting to start a new job... | 3 | 31.666667 | |
1665220914 | 1665287512 | t3_xyo9s7 | t5_2to41 | 11,924 | T_P_K_: TIFU, camping mishap
TIFU, camping mishap
Okay so let's set the scene. My gf and I thought we'd go camping as a fun date and went to a somewhat local woods. Not the first time we've been so we had a general idea of what we were doing and had an awesome time, gas stove and snacks galore with a few beers and the... | 8 | 1,490.5 | |
1665244701 | 1665261212 | t3_xyw9id | t5_2to41 | 242 | GassyTac0: TIFU by begin a gassy asshole in the phone
Alright lads, long story short.
Context:
2 months ago I sent my curriculum to every single possible job entry I could find since I really want to get a better pay, one friend tells me that I give him my application and he will sent it directly to RH to one of the ... | 6 | 40.333333 | |
1665241944 | 1665267659 | t3_xyv6hf | t5_2to41 | 372 | Bean_Juice_Brew: TIFU by scrubbing my pits n' bits with tingly tea tree shampoo
Like many TIFU submissions, this one started with good intentions; unlike many, this just happened! So I decided to take a nice hot shower before going on a family trip; this is one of those long maintenance showers you take because you kno... | 6 | 62 | |
1665253780 | 1665287151 | t3_xyzx7y | t5_2to41 | 321 | Tekripsz: TIFU by trying to have sex with a virgin.
This happened yesterday and I’m still reeling from it lol.
So I’m not the most experienced myself either so I’m not big on judgement in that area. I met this boy earlier this week and went out on a date, then a day later he asked if I wanted to come over to his hous... | 7 | 45.857143 | |
1665259106 | 1665296890 | t3_xz20vb | t5_2to41 | 13,273 | Superman2663: TIFU by telling my GF about War
I (38M) have recently started dating (31F).
I've been single for nearly six years prior to this. I had a very difficult relationship previously. I felt used for my stability and the constancy that I provided. I'm not the kind of person that thinks that all women are awful ... | 10 | 1,327.3 | |
1665291936 | 1665329310 | t3_xzd3xd | t5_2to41 | 9,076 | -DemoKa-: TIFU, i was around 88 dollars short on my 4th day as a cashier
So on my first day, i was 10 dollars short and manager/s told me that it happens and to not worry about it.
On my second day, manager helped me count and it was right.
On my third day, i was 10 dollars short again. And again, manager told me it... | 14 | 648.285714 | |
1665304303 | 1665314390 | t3_xzgfs7 | t5_2to41 | 201 | rabbitt-we: TIFU talks #67! Back back back again 🫠
Episode 68**
rabbitt-we: Hellooo everyone! Welcome to tifu. For episode 68** we’ll be playing a game of truth or truth but if you have a fuck up you’d like to share please do! Just make sure it’s not too long 😊 Rules are simple, we’re playing truth or dare without th... | 9 | 22.333333 | |
1665331369 | 1665703558 | t3_xzp637 | t5_2to41 | 3 | IronSalty9288: F4M Down for a quickie tonight
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usa4955: Dm me gorgeous
IronSalty9288: Done.
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1665358133 | 1665426451 | t3_xzzix1 | t5_2to41 | 634 | PersimmonWestern151: TIFU
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InflamedLiver: aren't plugs flared at the end to prevent just such an occurence?
PersimmonWestern151: It had a flared end 😵💫 it had a large purple gem heart at the end
Haminator5000: Your a$$ is clearly too hungry for a flare that small, you need to size up.
Doc Johnson plugs ar... | 10 | 63.4 | |
1665350310 | 1665425258 | t3_xzwm0y | t5_2to41 | 4,099 | NewJerseyFuckYeah: TIFU by not telling my mom her boyfriend is allergic to cat
So I (16F) always wanted a cat and I wanted this specific breed.
I really liked how the purebred ones looked so for like 3 years I begged and begged my mom for a cat. She said yes earlier this year and I was so happy!
I remember at one ... | 16 | 256.1875 | |
1665420474 | 1665461358 | t3_y0jm2w | t5_2to41 | 20,818 | AlsoZarathustra: TIFU by showing my dad the possibilities of the Internet.
So, I did not fu today, but I realised I fucked up today.
My dad loves reading books. His love for books is on the same level as his boomerism when it comes to computers and everything to do with them. I always remember him reading one of h... | 16 | 1,301.125 | |
1665440503 | 1665492830 | t3_y0rwi2 | t5_2to41 | 467 | AshenLibra: TIFU by thinking I could be a pizza delivery driver
I (26M) was a pizza delivery driver for two weeks back when I was a junior in high school. This was my first job, and I don't think I could have fucked it up more if I tried.
Aside from being nervous about starting my first job, I was also apprehensive be... | 4 | 116.75 | |
1665506454 | 1665529671 | t3_y1driw | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by seemin like a rude person in the bus
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Individual_Issue_330: To be fair, no matter what you said, man’s shouldn’t of had his hands on you; that’s like antagonizing as fuck
Calm-Description3636: I'm pretty sure its also technically Assault
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diamondthedegu1: It is. Putting a hand or han... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1665520045 | 1665790762 | t3_y1jg9o | t5_2to41 | 3,161 | itsnotmariem: TIFU by hiding my friend's story from my boyfriend
I 22f have been dating my boyfriend 24m for 3 years and a half now. Even though our relationship has it's up and very usual downs, i've always loved him and have never cheated on him. My boyfriend has this habit of not trusting me and accusing me of hidin... | 23 | 137.434783 | |
1665545334 | 1666197030 | t3_y1swxb | t5_2to41 | 8 | a_darling_l: TIFU by telling a girl I has sex with another girl
I (17 f) got out of an abusive relationship with a 17(f) ex gf. for context I was at a very low point in my life I was 15 failing all my classes, drivers tests, not even landing any job interviews, etc. I was barely getting out of bed and then I met this g... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1665616737 | 1665679403 | t3_y2is2t | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: Tifu by realising I was never bullied
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SethMalcolm1: Bro your fucking insane, it was all fine till the paranoid ass sentence at the end
Reddit-username_here: *you're
SethMalcolm1: It's the internet, not an English essay. Spelling doesn't matter here.
Reddit-username_here: Spelling matters everywhere... | 17 | 0.882353 | |
1665630079 | 1665739006 | t3_y2nlog | t5_2to41 | 15,513 | Intelligent-Door1407: TIFU by washing hubs iPad in a washer
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ackme: Husband: Cuts off discussion so as not to say anything hurtful or angry; probably knowing it's just as much his fault, and trying to take time to cool off rather than lash out
Reddit: What an ass.
GorillaGrip38: This one right here. FFS let... | 16 | 969.5625 | |
1665681699 | 1665767340 | t3_y34dvi | t5_2to41 | 3,214 | shingen_x: TIFU by attempting a system restore on Windows
Never thought the day would come where I could actually post on here, but here I am, sitting on my chair at 1 AM in the morning reconsidering my life choices.
So I have this laptop, an entry-level MSI that I got as a gift 3 years ago. It’s been very reliable fo... | 9 | 357.111111 | |
1665681333 | 1665781451 | t3_y348f3 | t5_2to41 | 150 | marphod: TIFU: Left Window Open, had close encounter with _Grunthar, Destroyer of Worlds_
Subtitle: Or how I did and did not meet Schrödinger's Sparrow.
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*It was a birthday party! And it was for* ***me!*** *That means prezzies, and I get to eat cake, and ...*
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Let me back up. I've spent the... | 5 | 30 | |
1665732962 | 1665823169 | t3_y3naez | t5_2to41 | 7,296 | [deleted]: TIFU: Sent my dad and brother a spicy porn picture.
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PsySam89: You AND your boyfriend are gay? What's the chances of that?!
pati0: If both are in a mutual relationship i would say 50%
PsySam89: I like those odds
pati0: I would say that there's a 25% chance one of us are gay considering we're both st... | 8 | 912 | |
1665797639 | 1665803129 | t3_y4b4ux | t5_2to41 | 41 | JC1812: TIFU talks Episode 69! JC is back! Let’s share stories and talk. :)
Somerandomblader: Can I share?
GuyOne: Join in and raise your hand ✋
JC1812: Wanna speak?
GuyOne: Would love to but I'm at work tonight. I can mod the comments though.
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1665829255 | 1665831929 | t3_y4kbpi | t5_2to41 | 185 | rabbitt-we: TIFU ep 70! Game night
bumblingbee22: Deadass orange man sounds hot
Orangeman85: I’m a deadass?
bumblingbee22: Are you?
Orangeman85: I’m not sure of the meaning?
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1665841136 | 1665887061 | t3_y4o8bq | t5_2to41 | 300 | Miser-Mike: TIFU by opting out of having a shower with my girl who’s on her 🩸…
Marrakesh is a beautiful place, by all accounts. We’ve both been enjoying the holiday and she, of course, didn’t anticipate her period coming whilst away so was already upset about that to begin with. She called me to join her while already... | 9 | 33.333333 | |
1665859196 | 1665876664 | t3_y4vaq3 | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by flashing my brights at a car that was going too slow
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link_the_fire_skelly: Solve the problem by not diu. Do you get drunk and drive? You realize that you’re operating a multi-ton machine that could kill people with one bad decision?
dreadpiratew: Most cars aren’t multiple tons
link_the_fire... | 10 | -0.2 | |
1665896295 | 1665928413 | t3_y582ub | t5_2to41 | 1,091 | BalanceSenior7577: Tifu by having s*x with my Uncle’s girlfriend
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TuliBean: They have an extremely unhealthy relationship and pulled you into it. I can't imagine the awkwardness that you must feel about it, but I'd just avoid them. Deny if anyone brings it up and do your best to take care of yourself.
That ... | 7 | 155.857143 | |
1666063533 | 1666189552 | t3_y6vg11 | t5_2to41 | 9,581 | Puzzleheaded_Meal652: TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work
I’m a 20m and I work as a carpentry apprentice with a union contractor. I’m just a first term apprentice, so I usually end up spending a significant amount of time cleaning. Because I usually spend most of the day working by myself, I enjoy listening t... | 10 | 958.1 | |
1666070438 | 1666071836 | t3_y6xr6f | t5_2to41 | 6 | SqueakBoxx: TIFU By Calling My Friend A Dog
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Aleakielou: Wow, thats ruff!
SqueakBoxx: It was a real bitch of a situation, for sure.
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1666106563 | 1666146795 | t3_y7a0mz | t5_2to41 | 689 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking away from a friend vomiting
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furiousfran: Well you handled it better than I would've, that is running away shrieking at the top of my lungs before having a massive panic attack
JamieDrone: Same…emetophobia is a bitch
LlovelyLlama: SAME.
I started having minor panic attacks on the su... | 6 | 114.833333 | |
1666154389 | 1666212995 | t3_y7szou | t5_2to41 | 35,786 | CaptainTomatoWaters: Girlfriend found my porn addiction
3 years ago my girlfriend found my porn addiction. After she found it I finally stopped. We had a daughter 2 months ago and while she was pregnant i went through a huge bout of depression and anxiety. Ive never gotten help for my traumas and am currently seeking i... | 22 | 1,626.636364 | |
1666208289 | 1666210662 | t3_y8c3pe | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking through my friend’s phone for nudes
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trey74: Well, yeah, you FU pretty big. It's creepy and you need to stop. But I'm not sure I would ever address it with her unless she brings it up, and then you better be sincere and apologize profusely.
Also, it's cold shoulder. not shower.... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1666207739 | 1666290042 | t3_y8bv6h | t5_2to41 | 8,230 | bfraley9: TIFU - Nyquil made me limp biskit
I've been talking to this beautiful girl for a while now. I slept over at her house last night but I wasn't feeling very good, so I took a big cap of nyquil around midnight. About an hour later, I was falling asleep. She pulled me in close to her and started kissing me ver... | 14 | 587.857143 | |
1666226751 | 1666257059 | t3_y8jiq4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | usernameisafarce: Tifu - didn't talked to the girl and now I continue to be lonely
Shaved my beard and lost my homeless chic. Went to a concert by myself. I was sitting at the bar by myself waiting for the concert to start. This hot girl with tattos and dreadlocks came by with her friend sitting right next to me. They ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1666227768 | 1666228903 | t3_y8jvzy | t5_2to41 | 64 | Porbale: TIFU by crashing my car into a pole
I can’t believe how dumb I am. I drove to McDonalds to pick up some food, and it’s not that far away from my house, so it’s a pretty simple drive. Walk in, order the food, walk out, and drive home all within a few minutes. It’s an easy plan, right?
Well, as I was turning on... | 4 | 16 | |
1666224462 | 1666311031 | t3_y8ip6b | t5_2to41 | 1,995 | InevitableMap6470: TIFU by putting too much Vicks Vapobath in my tub.
I’ve came down with a bad cold the last few days so, I thought what better way to clear out everything than with Vicks and being able relax and soak in it, right? I pour some in the bath, let it sit for a few minutes and begin to soak. The very begin... | 9 | 221.666667 | |
1666225983 | 1666282910 | t3_y8j8w3 | t5_2to41 | 1,090 | OkConcentrate723: TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money
So wife and I are going through some financial difficulties. Last year she lost her ability to walk (normally) and is now handicapped. This really hurt our finances. I’m currently working 3 part time jobs, just picked up the 3rd one this week. We share one job at a... | 8 | 136.25 | |
1666231956 | 1666492376 | t3_y8lfix | t5_2to41 | 23 | imnotafurry_but: TIFU by saying I would abort a DS baby in front of my grandmother who lost a child with DS.
TIFU by telling my mom that if I ever had a child with Down syndrome, I would abort it, in front of my grandmother who recently lost a child who had DS.
So... yeah. I know many of you are against abortion. I al... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1666233256 | 1666286981 | t3_y8lw8t | t5_2to41 | 55 | ModeloTime_Ese: TIFU by breaking up with the woman I loved only to want her back
As the title says, I fucked up by breaking up with the woman I loved because I was unsure I wanted to be with her anymore. After a month of space, I realized I did in fact love her and wanted to be with her again. She said no, the month ap... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1666274117 | 1666381007 | t3_y8l3ou | t5_2to41 | 269 | FFXIVpazudora: I would "let it slip" to my mutual friends that this happened, they can do the legwork for you. What a dang weirdo.
Either there is more to the story, maybe you ticked them off somehow 20 years ago, or they have you mixed up with someone else who wronged them, or they're just a nut. We will never know.... | 21 | 12.809524 | |
1666234021 | 1666282843 | t3_y8m5x7 | t5_2to41 | 647 | black_albedo: TIFU by installing a new water heater
About 4 months ago I achieved a life long dream and installed a bidet in my bathroom. I know it seems like a strange aspiration, but after a trip to Thailand in 2016 I have never been able to shake the memory of how pristinely clean my ass felt for that glorious 2 wee... | 6 | 107.833333 | |
1666253255 | 1666304633 | t3_y8s5t0 | t5_2to41 | 464 | Mkaltac: TIFU by throwing away a matress
It was yesterday to be precise
I threw away an old matress that had great sentimental value to me.
I thought maybe I should clean it instead but I left it out by the door because I knew the haulers weren't going to come until Friday.
This morning I wake up late and the matres... | 7 | 66.285714 | |
1666293243 | 1666331262 | t3_y97480 | t5_2to41 | 50 | IAMSRK07: TIFU by asking my friend out and destroying our chance of being together.
this didnt happen today but over the span of months, and today i got hit by realisation of what i did, I (M) 20 asked out my friend (f) 20 out in the month of may, we were good friends that got into conversation by cllg whatsapp groups ... | 9 | 5.555556 | |
1666303331 | 1666311809 | t3_y9bdwn | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding out my sister's secret
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Reasonable_Bit1034: I would not tell, but I would hint to your parents to check it out for themselves. Don't feel bad. The truth will come out eventually. Or get a teacher/administrator.
RoseyM8: This! Just be like “oh mum, dad, I found out you can check our r... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1666313771 | 1666361461 | t3_y9fcy4 | t5_2to41 | 6,732 | Grouchy_Advance6946: TIFU by quitting my job
A little backstory, I've been working at this place for 5 years and it's been the most toxic place I've ever been. I stayed telling myself the pay was worth it but
the abuse got to be too much recently. I feel like I have to justify my decision by adding that the abuse I'm r... | 11 | 612 | |
1666315303 | 1666405349 | t3_y9fwar | t5_2to41 | 9 | Poggers0g: TIFU by getting nicotine sick with friends
I was planning to hang out at a friends house with other friends and he doesn’t respond. We get mad at him and will probably jump him later. I’m the sober driver so I was only smoking nicotine. I start to feel sick and realize the awful mistake I did. We go to a mal... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1666319955 | 1666412792 | t3_y9hiby | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my year long friend ship
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GuyOne: OP, can you please add a TL;DR? Thanks!
Flash4372: How
GuyOne: Create a short one sentence summary after TL;DR. Delete this post and make a new one with it and it will be approved.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1666321693 | 1666385650 | t3_y9i421 | t5_2to41 | 221 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d
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Wild1inMKE: Appreciate that what she is doing is in your best interest. You can still give her little gifts. In fact she may appreciate them as a sign that you are not upset with her reporting the SA, and that you understand that ethically, she has to report ... | 5 | 44.2 | |
1666314361 | 1666397254 | t3_y9fkmb | t5_2to41 | 34 | mrdalo: TIFU by posting screenshots of a snap convo I had with a catfish scammer
Facebook is going wild y’all. I get stupid fake profiles adding me on Snapchat all the time. The hilarious ones I screenshoot and share with friends. Lots of super silly ones asking if I want to be paid to be a sugar baby. I’m a bald man i... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1666316764 | 1666363334 | t3_y9geam | t5_2to41 | 52 | Calligaster: TIFU by not researching other TTRPGs before creating mine.
I've been playing DND since I was about 8 years old with my family. I loved it instantly, and have played with DND 3.5, 5e, Pathfinder, pathfinder 2e, and BRP, as well as the Star Wars RPG and Cogent (the system created by Shad Brooks). Sometime ar... | 4 | 13 | |
1666353380 | 1666353796 | t3_y9rt58 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my ex I'm a lesbian
I broke up with my ex boyfriend by saying that I'm a lesbian. Now everyone thinks I'm a lesbian. I don't know if I am. At least I don't think I am. He's the first dude I was in a relationship with.
My family doesn't know anything about the dating or the lesbian part. They... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1666375907 | 1666383699 | t3_ya0hd8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Deadpan_1: TIFU by finding inappropriate pics of my SIL on my bothers old phone.
I didn’t realise that it was possible to create a hidden folder until about a week ago and up until this point i had never been bothered to try and figure out how to do it. But today i decided to try figure it out as i’ve seen a lot of peo... | 4 | 2 | |
1666402086 | 1666411021 | t3_yaaiqe | t5_2to41 | 374 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear
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Feelsosophy: Little bit of Greek yogourt ma'm?
cptspeirs: It's Iranian Yogurt.
ATXUberDelight: 
TheLittleNorsk: I MAKE HIM H U M B L E
ATXUberDelight: Fawk tha Hawk Hohgan I break his back in de camel clutch de mudaf... | 6 | 62.333333 | |
1666403193 | 1666445875 | t3_yaavyr | t5_2to41 | 354 | Poggers0g: TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape
My dog ran out and I had fresh cement outside so I was scared he was gonna step on it. I chase him in pajamas and a robe outside without a phone like a fucking idiot
After catching him while he finally decided to take a shit. I had to retrieve my sandals I threw at him... | 9 | 39.333333 | |
1666490421 | 1666514117 | t3_yb53hw | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by fooling around with a close (f18) friend
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MysticMcCusker: Who wants to tell him? I can't bear the responsibility
Medium_Cry23: The sex was bad..?
Mode-Klutzy: Woop, there it is!
| 4 | 6.75 | |
1666623963 | 1666624471 | t3_ycdn0v | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating my cheating GF out
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TheLostSeraph: The fuck did I just read 🤮
BreadSimulator: Fiction
misanthropewolf11: Exactly. No way this happened. I’ve read this EXACT story before. Probably didn’t happen then either.
TheLostSeraph: That’s comforting…I guess
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1666662269 | 1666662668 | t3_ycsp2c | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying about my weight to my dentist.
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GuyOne: Please add a TL;dr, reply to this comment and I'll approve you.
GoatCheese240: I added the tldr, Thank you
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1669208556 | 1669287321 | t3_z2oksc | t5_2to41 | 3,246 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my bf fuck the shit out of me
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marvin565: I once was hitting it like that with a friend, but anally. I was enjoying the view, the sensation, everything, then suddenly, I realized that my d*ck had a spinach leaf wrapped around it. Up to that point, her vegan ways hadn't really m... | 13 | 249.692308 | |
1669257198 | 1669306080 | t3_z37z59 | t5_2to41 | 27,286 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my boyfriend to use sex toys on me
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get_off_my_lawn_n0w: You said "IT'S NOT THAT DEEP!"
Ouch!
Edit: lol. I got 10k votes on the shallowest of conversations. This is a first for me. Thanks guys.
Zalminen: There once was this cute gal named Flo
whose sex drive was awfully low
so i... | 12 | 2,273.833333 | |
1669223482 | 1669369074 | t3_z2ummj | t5_2to41 | 12,318 | mightierthor: TIFU by being good at a video game
It's the late '80s. I am at the local rock club, playing Arkanoid. I was a regular at the club, and had gotten pretty good at the game. Even I didn't realize how good.
A gal comes up behind me and says, "If I beat you at this game, you have to buy me a drink; but... | 12 | 1,026.5 | |
1669214389 | 1669225974 | t3_z2qt5q | t5_2to41 | 655 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for an exchange student
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BlondeBobaFett: An hour isn’t that far apart… why not still see her?
CondensedRiver: I can’t really go into details but when I say I really can’t, I can’t. Sorry for being kind of broad.
Vast_Reflection: But unless she’s leaving because you creeped her out (w... | 8 | 81.875 | |
1669251832 | 1669357478 | t3_z363vg | t5_2to41 | 3,176 | rubyroses123: TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear
I was in a rush today to get to university, and i personally go commando for the nights (better breathability), and forgot to wear underwear before my commute. I went to meet with a professor, ran some errands, and then went to the bathroom. as im wiping, i notice some... | 7 | 453.714286 | |
1669169954 | 1669214484 | t3_z2cl8s | t5_2to41 | 10,678 | ComradeBabushka: TIFU by assuming that lobsters are cheap and I was getting a steal
This happened about 3 years ago when me and my parents went to this fancy seafood restaurant in Thailand.
Alright so we sit down and we’re browsing through the menu and I spot a lobster dish which only costs about $5.5 and I was like h... | 14 | 762.714286 | |
1669207132 | 1669321550 | t3_z2o2o5 | t5_2to41 | 594 | [deleted]: TIFU by changing the resolution on a free game
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Pur3strownu: That shouldn't be possible... if this did happen then that was just the destiny of the card. I'd make sure ur power supply isn't fucking up while you were at it too
Anikii_arts: This stuff happened before in new World where it was desroyin... | 7 | 84.857143 | |
1669146078 | 1669235492 | t3_z22tik | t5_2to41 | 8,236 | SpaceIsTooFarAway: TIFU by spending $20 on apples because I didn't know how self checkouts worked
So today I went to the grocery store on my lunch break. Not a big trip, just going there for two things: cream of chicken soup (to make stroganoff) and bread flour (to make bread). While I was there, I saw a bag of honeycr... | 12 | 686.333333 | |
1669256526 | 1669300870 | t3_z37qql | t5_2to41 | 3 | DeathBunnny: TIFU by being horny
Obligatory I'm on mobile sorry. This wasn't today it was a couple of years ago. But it's the most fucked up thing I've done.
I went to university out of state and I didn't know anyone at all. My friends were a sixteen hour drive away. I met this guy named L. L was fun, not bad looking... | 3 | 1 | |
1669223786 | 1669247816 | t3_z2ur8p | t5_2to41 | 812 | TwoPintsNoneTheRichr: TIFU by throwing my wife.
As per usual, not today but roughly a year ago or so my wife and I were feeling a little frisky and started making out in the living room. With things moving towards more advanced activities we began to move towards the bedroom. In the process of this she jumped up onto... | 7 | 116 | |
1669109421 | 1669110580 | t3_z1pb4r | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing a lock down at my high school,getting expelled, and going to juvie in my freshman year.
Not today, happened a month or so ago. Just need pinons.
You must be thinking "What the fuck is wrong with this guy?" And that's pretty reasonable. I'm not a school shooter, in fact I never even had any i... | 3 | 9 | |
1669259727 | 1669308820 | t3_z38u0p | t5_2to41 | 7 | someone_who_exists69: TIFU by misreading a post
Disclaimer: Since I'm on my phone, the grammar might be messed up. Additionally, this didn't happen today. Now on with the same story
Since there wasn't much to do, I spent a lot more time on my phone than usual since I was bored with gaming
While scrolling through comm... | 7 | 1 | |
1669218090 | 1669221899 | t3_z2sc4p | t5_2to41 | 196 | LetmeCry818: TIFU By ruining my boyfriend’s family’s thanksgiving
I (22F) don't even really know how to start this. I know it's my fault despite multiple people telling me it's not. But I can't help how shitty I feel. I ruined my boyfriend's (25m) holiday.
My boyfriend and I have been together for almost two years, a... | 8 | 24.5 | |
1669203696 | 1669227932 | t3_z2my3h | t5_2to41 | 2,770 | [deleted]: TIFU by pushing my wife into the sofa
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Aquaticbadger: If this is in any way standard behaviour in your family then you shouldn't have a kid. Clearly shouldn't even be in a relationship. It's sad that there is no solution at this point as whatever happens will be harmful to yourself as well as your w... | 18 | 153.888889 | |
1669259975 | 1669320348 | t3_z38wvq | t5_2to41 | 213 | goonerhsmith: TIFU by sending an NSFW link to the group text about my childs' daycare provider being diagnosed with breast cancer.
TIFU by sending an NSFW link to the group text about my childs' daycare provider being diagnosed with breast cancer.
Mere moments ago, I was basking in the glow of a few Thanksgiving eve w... | 7 | 30.428571 | |
1669235573 | 1669240609 | t3_z2zq3o | t5_2to41 | 282 | Warm-Conclusion-8891: TIFU by thinking my Zoom call was on mute
I joined a webinar at work today with about 50 other people. Normally when you join as just a viewer, you're automatically muted in my experience. Someone came in the room and I didn't hear them open the door but looked behind me it scared the shit out of ... | 4 | 70.5 | |
1669136941 | 1669215237 | t3_z1yxhx | t5_2to41 | 4,990 | secretlyangel: TIFU By reading wattpad smut at the age of 13
I (20F) was having sex for the first time with my boyfriend (20M). It was hurting but since we had an emotional conversation prior to it I was feeling ok pain wise.
It was missionary position so I was literally laying down and doing nothing except the occasi... | 9 | 554.444444 | |
1669252485 | 1669281428 | t3_z36c4m | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by not saying "I love you" back
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Jameschoral: Paragraphs are your friend. Don’t be afraid to use them.
Training-Listen-4345: LOL I don't know why it ended up like that, I remember using them but thanks I edited it
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1669233637 | 1669263310 | t3_z2yx0s | t5_2to41 | 9 | OccasionPristine2056: TIFU by saying yes to teaching English
This is gonna be a long one people, saddle up.
So, my(21m) English professor, let's call her M, from college asks me to teach her daughter(16m), let's call her S, English.
There's a lot to the story where bullshit is a mild word for the description, like a... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1668801843 | 1668814288 | t3_yyjwro | t5_2to41 | 10 | Disastrous_Potato605: You might consider a womens studies class, or even just reading through some female subReddits. I’ve found r/askmen has taught me some stuff about men
Matt_Kimball: Have you ever considered the idea that not all woman are the same.
Disastrous_Potato605: I never said they were, in fact I was pretty... | 14 | 0.714286 |
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