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1412827052 | 1412827722 | t3_2iq9xm | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting someone I shouldn't have and nearly driving my girlfriend to suicide.
Quick_man: Hi,
Your submission has been removed because it violates our rules against Posts relating to causing the death of someone and suicides..
If you feel that this removal was unjust, please [message the mods](htt... | 3 | 1 | |
1412827011 | 1412828969 | t3_2iq9vd | t5_2to41 | 7 | Original_Heffy: TIFU by trying to be a safe biker
Note- this is my first time making a reddit post, so I apologize in advance if I fuck up this fuck up, so to speak.
Anyway, cannot **possibly** describe how much of a toolbag I feel like right now. I am a sophomore in high school right now, and I have about a 40 minute... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412827652 | 1412830171 | t3_2iqau5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Chandru1: TIFU by bringing a balloon on the bus
Yeah.
I got a free balloon from someplace and I was like, "YEAH! Free balloon! I'mma take it home!" So I hop on the trusty city bus. Not too many people since this was late evening.
I was almost home, when the balloon decided to pop. I don't know why. The balloon was ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412827580 | 1412829995 | t3_2iqaq8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | echtotheechpower: TIFU By letting my first love fade away
So, uhh... not really sure how to start this. The issue at hand cropped up a while ago but I didn't think much of it until recently.
So me and this girl were pretty good friends back in High School, and when we went to do Grad Night, I decided to break to her h... | 3 | 1 | |
1412829149 | 1412853947 | t3_2iqcuy | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU By being nice enough to play with all the kids at a party
Not today, but 5 days ago. I was at a party and there were 6 kids (ages 2-6) there. 1 hour into the party, and the kids were starting to get restless and were doing marginal damage to the host's house.
I took it upon myself (along with the urg... | 4 | 4 | |
1412828021 | 1412830301 | t3_2iqbcd | t5_2to41 | 3 | XxOG_flaptasticXx: TIFU by letting my brother use my phone
I'm new to reddit and been lurking this sub for awhile without an account so I think it's time for me to tell my fuck up.
Like most post I've read this happened about a year ago.
During Christmas break I was texting a dear friend of mine(I'll call... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1412826957 | 1412937324 | t3_2iq9t4 | t5_2to41 | 47 | ScrewballSuprise: TIFU By Running four miles on a torsed testicle
So this obviously did not happen today. It actually happened almost a year ago now........ (flashback noises)
I had decided, with a group of friends, that I was going to run in the Marine Corps Marathon. I had been training for two months, and had gone... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1412829522 | 1412853002 | t3_2iqdcm | t5_2to41 | 4 | Schnerben: TIFU by not knowing the contents of my backpack
Background: I've been in a bit of a rut since getting my first (and hopefully last) OUI about a month ago. Social life has essentially come to a halt and depression/anxiety have been weighing pretty heavy on me. Tonight my driver alcohol education class went am... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412831164 | 1412833286 | t3_2iqffc | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting a cyclist with my car
It was actually a bump. I hit her back tire and she didn't even fall over. I initially thought it was completely my fault and said I'd replace her slightly bent back wheel. I had just picked up my daughter from school and to get out it's right turn only. The car in front... | 7 | 1 | |
1412833412 | 1412861983 | t3_2iqi0l | t5_2to41 | 134 | stay_real: TIFU by eating sea snails and having sexy time
So this happened this past weekend and I'm still in the fuck up stage right now.
Backstory: I'm an asian girl and I've been seeing a guy for a couple months now. His mom often makes him some Korean snacks like the typical kimchi and other side dishes. They're u... | 6 | 22.333333 | |
1412836717 | 1412877480 | t3_2iqlh5 | t5_2to41 | 67 | Fannypack56: TIFU by using a word I don't know the meaning of to describe my boss
Fellow Redditors, I feel like digging a hole and crawling into it for the next six months or so.
I am three weeks into a promoted position and was today invited to sit in on an upper management meeting.
At one point the executive direct... | 7 | 9.571429 | |
1412836916 | 1412869564 | t3_2iqlou | t5_2to41 | 87 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to found out how long my ex had been cheating on me.
My girlfriend of three years broke up with me for another guy about a month ago. I recently learned from one of her friends that she had decided to leave me a while ago and had been setting up another relationship with another guy and had c... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1412836407 | 1412849147 | t3_2iql5d | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By Dropping My Phone In The Toilet
I had just awakened and was about to go to the bathroom. I grabbed my phone before I went and threw it in the pocket of my pajama pants. Went to the bathroom and had a healthy bowel movement.
Please understand that every time I'm about to get a warranty I ask about ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412837882 | 1412864826 | t3_2iqmn1 | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU I dropped my boss' car keys down the elevator shaft before he had to leave for an important meeting
TIFU O man, so my boss told me to clear out some boxes from his car before he had to leave for an important board meeting. So he handed me the keys to his Porsche to remove the two boxes in the front seat... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1412840442 | 1412842973 | t3_2iqozx | t5_2to41 | 13 | captainAwesomePants: TIFU by assuming I was smarter than Comcast's tech support.
I've got Xfinity's 50 Mbps plan, but after the first day my speed was just awful, less than 1 Mbps. I've heard all of the horror stories about calling Comcast tech support, so I didn't think that'd be much help. I did check their online su... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1412842331 | 1412862394 | t3_2iqqkj | t5_2to41 | 11 | humpthroaway: TIFU by daydreaming the American Pie
I feel ashamed of what I did today, and I thought it was the right thing to do to turn to reddit to share my shame.
I was waiting in line at the train station and you know how it is during peak hour... jam packed and people lining up toe to heels. I watched the 1st Am... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1412843344 | 1412867851 | t3_2iqrec | t5_2to41 | 14 | dietmeat: |TIFU by getting really drunk at my wedding.
This actually happened to a friend of mine, but it's to good not to be here.
My friend has always loved the drink, but generally responsible with it. He and his misses decided to wed after a five yr relationship. The day of the wedding came and the groom and the r... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1412848369 | 1412849110 | t3_2iqvi4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU while taking giant poo [NSFW]
Well this happened yesterday in university after lunch.
I've had some problems with my stomach couple days wich is really rare. Three days without poo poo and finally it was coming, i did go to toilet, squat hard as i can and boom i did pass out. After 15 minutes i woke up ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1412853304 | 1412936677 | t3_2iqzt6 | t5_2to41 | 24 | HeyPresto69: TIFU By talking when the room went quiet.
Today I fucked up. Badly. I'm not sure if anyone will find it funny. Its not a hilarious tale of mishap and stupidity. It is simply the worst thing I have ever said. Ever.
Let me set the scene for you. It's a warm sunny Thursday morning at a catholic high school t... | 4 | 6 | |
1412847117 | 1412933006 | t3_2iqui5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | PvPJack: TIFU by starting my new car
Okay, so I'm from England and the weather is getting pretty shitty over here now as it's coming closer to winter, I bought a car around 2 weeks ago and have my driving test in 4 or 5 days, I've been starting the car every weekend and letting it run for a little while to make sure it... | 6 | 2 | |
1412852662 | 1412855822 | t3_2iqz8z | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to the press.
I was addressing a politician about education issues, but TIFU by talking to the press. They misquoted me, got my name and age wong, basically fucked up.
And everyone is writing about it now. T.T
TheNinjrKillr: Sounds like you didn't do anything wrong......
Iheart2: I should... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412855512 | 1412861832 | t3_2ir214 | t5_2to41 | 119 | danygonetoofar: TIFU by waving at a stranger and later asking her for money
I was standing at the entrance of my office building (there are more companies in the building) and smoked a cigarette when a woman walked in my direction. I thought it was a colleague of mine and **waved at her with a big smile.**
**When she ... | 9 | 13.222222 | |
1412858928 | 1412860251 | t3_2ir603 | t5_2to41 | 54 | JimmyTheGinger: TIFU by taking a naked selfie on my mums phone, and having it automatically sync to her Facebook and Dropbox.
So, it was 5 months yesterday that me and my girlfriend first hooked up. She sent me a nice selfie with some personal writing on her chest, which I will not disclose ;)
The same day, my mum rec... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1412859509 | 1412985111 | t3_2ir6sw | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By Being An Douche To My Older Teacher
This example of royal douchebagery did not begin today, but I did feel the repercussions of my actions today.
A few years ago in high school, I had this biology teacher that was a little...off. But what science teachers aren't, eh? He was an older guy, but was sup... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1412859931 | 1413057015 | t3_2ir7e9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught taking our 6 month old baby for immunization shots.
My husband has now threatened to divorce me. His is a devout Christian that believes in creationism and is against immunizations.
RumCaviar: If he's so devout, why is he threatening divorce? I mean, I understand he sees the immunizat... | 13 | 1 | |
1412859564 | 1412896140 | t3_2ir6wn | t5_2to41 | 88 | SagePlox: TIFU by letting my friend come out to my dad for me.
So there I was, sitting with a friend on facebook he asked to show me something and I said sure. I'm not always the most attentive person so he decided to frape me while I was still looking at the page. I swear I stopped him but an hour later I see the sta... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1412860893 | 1412906617 | t3_2ir8uo | t5_2to41 | 6,730 | Blue_Polyp: TIFU by dreaming of Tron
I occasionally have weird hallucinations/dreams/sleep walk events. Usually these sleep-events are based on something relevant in my life at the time. For example, when I used to work at Starbucks, a few times I got up in the middle of the night and walked around the bed moving my ar... | 17 | 395.882353 | |
1412860047 | 1413032936 | t3_2ir7jo | t5_2to41 | 2 | georgecarter150: TIFU By Plunging My Toilet - Slightly NSFW
So recently my poopoo has been larger and today after the fact the toilet didn't want to flush.
I got the plunger out from under my sink and plunged. Nothing. Obviously the next step is to plunge harder.
It got to the point where the poop water splashed out ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412862181 | 1412871866 | t3_2irara | t5_2to41 | 27 | anon123467: TIFU by leaving my secure, work building without my badge, while wearing a penis extender
So, first of all, I wear the sizegenetics penis extender on a daily basis. Its metal and plastic with other comfort pieces.
Second, everywhere we go in the building requires us to scan our badge to get in and out.
... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1412859229 | 1412865190 | t3_2ir6el | t5_2to41 | 17 | BasketFish: TIFU by showing off
The title is misleading. It wasn't from today, it was from Tuesday.
My school [rugby](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugby_union) team were away to our biggest rivals. Chances are any one of our players knew at least 3 of the other team.
In the first half, I was passed the ball, and I ma... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1412863423 | 1412974831 | t3_2ircmw | t5_2to41 | 201 | Clouded9: TIFU by having a cuppa.
*This is quite long, and was cathartic to write*
So I have a rattling chesty cough, feeling slightly feverish. The kind where you could be part of a Latin American band with your lungs playing the maracas. When I coughed it was like an accompaniment to the Macarena.
I take the day o... | 7 | 28.714286 | |
1412862924 | 1412936790 | t3_2irbw8 | t5_2to41 | 135 | ahoy-yosh: TIFU by carrying a rifle
Ok, so this didn’t happen today; it actually happened a few years ago, but being new to reddit, I thought I would post this here.
So, I went to a very prestigious military academy for college (I won’t name which one, but for those of you in the military, I’m sure it’s not hard to f... | 7 | 19.285714 | |
1412867872 | 1413406187 | t3_2irk02 | t5_2to41 | 653 | coltrockytumtum: TIFU by starting an underground fish-fighting ring at my office
somnodoc: PETA is a horrible organization, with that said, torturing and killing fish for your own amusement doesn't make you and your friends out to be very emotionally stable. Do you have trauma in your past? Maybe your childhood?
willf... | 16 | 40.8125 | |
1412869861 | 1412873055 | t3_2irnkj | t5_2to41 | -3 | adanfime: TIFU by skipping work a day for my birthday
So, yesterday was my birthday and I made some bad decisions.
On Monday, I was working, as usual, and I told my workmates that my birthday was coming up on Wednesday. On our work, they dont allow us to celebrate birthdays, so I didn't commented on that anymore.
Ye... | 3 | -1 | |
1412868824 | 1412880626 | t3_2irlqq | t5_2to41 | 268 | itz4mna: TIFU by misattributing a quote to impress a girl.
So I'm in the library with a girl and we're talking about the English homework she's doing. One of the quotes sounded a lot like the speech Church gives at the end of Red vs Blue season 8 (the one about a great love being like a great memory) so I get up [this]... | 7 | 38.285714 | |
1412871765 | 1412952869 | t3_2irqyz | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating an enchilada while bathing.
This happened about a week ago, but still haha, it was a really righteous fuck up.
I am a multitask-er, I have always been one, and occasionally if I am in a hurry, I will eat food while taking a bath, or while on the toilet.
My boyfriend and I had just got done... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412873005 | 1412911926 | t3_2irt81 | t5_2to41 | 164 | hazzydaze: TIFU by going on a blind date with a girl from facebook.
Cruising through Facebook and this girl comes up on people i might know. I added her, about five minutes later shes messages me. We get to talking and see we have a few things in common. We exchange numbers and start to talk on whats app. About one wee... | 9 | 18.222222 | |
1412870937 | 1412892253 | t3_2irphr | t5_2to41 | 72 | [deleted]: TIFU by mailing cash
So this is all completely my fault, no two ways about it, no excuses. That said, it still sucks.
I mailed a rent payment to my landlord a few days ago, a sizable sum of money. I put the cash for it into an envelope, sealed and mailed said envelope. I had both sent and received cash in t... | 4 | 18 | |
1412874220 | 1412879092 | t3_2irvib | t5_2to41 | 92 | Theraft90: TIFU by telling my former COO she didn't love her kids
So this happened a few months ago and last night I told the story to a visiting friend from out of town and he insisted I post here. You can scroll to bottom for the actual fuck up.
**Back Story**
So in my last job, the organization did this big reboo... | 3 | 30.666667 | |
1412875582 | 1412955896 | t3_2irxzi | t5_2to41 | 259 | ThePridedWalnut: TIFU by inviting Jehovah's Witnesses into my house.
So this morning I was having a good time lying in bed when I heard a knocking at my front door, so I went and got into a twenty minute chat with two Jehovah's witnesses about the lord and his kingdom and other Jehovah's witness stuff. They were nice g... | 9 | 28.777778 | |
1412877394 | 1412886542 | t3_2is1dc | t5_2to41 | 39 | toymachine45: TIFU by sneezing while wiping by butt
Maurier: Well shit.
Bitch_Karma: Who takes a dump in a well?
| 3 | 13 | |
1412877410 | 1412895508 | t3_2is1eg | t5_2to41 | 727 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a man why he smells so bad.
this actually happened a few minutes ago. i work as a delivery driver for a small company. i drive around picking up and delivering things all day. been doing it for a few years now, so i see the same people all the time.
there is this obese man i have seen around... | 13 | 55.923077 | |
1412877476 | 1412884633 | t3_2is1ii | t5_2to41 | 51 | Dimbit: TIFU helping a frail old man
TIFU (a few years ago) when I went to do some shopping, a very frail looking old man came up to me and asked if I could help him with his suspenders-
One strap at the back had come undone.
Being the super helpful member of the community that I am, I said 'of course!' and clipped th... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1412877797 | 1412879745 | t3_2is25z | t5_2to41 | 13 | Lunarpancake: TIFU By beating my girlfriend in my sleep.
This story actually happened about 10 years ago when I was in college still. I had been dating this girl for a year or two and she would regularly spend the night at my place to cut down on her commute. (she lives 30min from campus)
Anyways, I don't remember wha... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1412878014 | 1412879276 | t3_2is2jr | t5_2to41 | 15 | chubbs40: TIFU by playing cricket and trash talking
This happened a few years ago. I remembered it because I was watching some cricket highlights and a batsman got nailed in the face and it all came rushing back to me. I was playing with my friends on the sidewalk and I was batting. My friend behind me who we will refe... | 3 | 5 | |
1412878317 | 1412884349 | t3_2is35d | t5_2to41 | 59 | Canuck_fuk: TIFU Bad, by being a nice person...
So this all started last night but the biggest fuck up of my life happened this morning...
So last night, a girl I used to have sexual relations with about two years ago, asked me if I would be willing to do the front brakes on her car. (I'm a licensed mechanic and peopl... | 10 | 5.9 | |
1412878726 | 1412921906 | t3_2is3wb | t5_2to41 | 23 | Bong4Life: TIFU by smoking weed from a bong before school
So this happened a couple weeks back and I’m not proud of it at all. It all started with a casual conversation between me and my friend, lets call him Jack. So me and jack were talking of what we did over the weekend, just normal teenage stuff, when he said he g... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1412880574 | 1412968880 | t3_2is7cq | t5_2to41 | 574 | NoMoreDesks: TIFU by redditing on a smoke break
Just happened; was out having a nice relaxing smoke break while browsing Reddit on my phone. All is well and I'm about to head back inside...I'm well in the depths of the internet and put my lit smoke in my pocket and threw my phone in the ashtray. Fml now I have a hole i... | 8 | 71.75 | |
1412878659 | 1412882241 | t3_2is3qh | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by pitching an advertising idea.
I recently started college and I have been doing Btec Creative Media Level 3. We often do group work where we have to present our ideas to the lecturer and the rest of the class.
This week we started a new subject, advertising, interesting right? Not really but anyway I... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1412881545 | 1412885936 | t3_2is97h | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU By telling my Mom that I didn't miss her
So I'm gone for fall break because college and I was having lunch with my mom and she asks the most parental of questions: Do you miss me when you're at school? I think about it and........ I just don't, I don't really think about my parents that much. So I tell... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1412883885 | 1412884337 | t3_2isdmp | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By pouring milk before cereal
TheDemonClown: This is like, the tamest fuck-up ever.
Muroja: It might be the most emotionally damaging still. :(
TheDemonClown: Hahaha...just pour in the cereal. Or drink the milk & start over if you're that particular.
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1412884043 | 1412888398 | t3_2isdwx | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by backing out of my driveway too fast
I was in a rush so I wouldn't be late for school and I came out of my driveway at a weird angle and I hit the gas a little. (I don't know why I did that).
http://imgur.com/a/L4iuG
I hit the pillar thing in the last pic.
I'm a new driver (started about a month ago... | 3 | 2 | |
1412883608 | 1412961293 | t3_2isd30 | t5_2to41 | 34 | mamasboy420: TIFU by talking about my teacher
This just happened. My friend and I were at a restaurant, and the lunch hours were almost over so the place was almost empty. We were letting the Indian buffet digest and talking in the meantime. My friend tells me about a class he is taking this semester and that I took la... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1412885058 | 1412904190 | t3_2isfww | t5_2to41 | 66 | Carrythemhome: TIFU by paying by card
Today, I fucked up in a big way, this happened about 15 minutes ago.
Working in London, a Thursday beer is never out of the question, so at 1730 I merrily made my way to a bar near work. 5 or 6 pints in, there's two of us left.
'One for the road?' I ask
'Absolutely' is the reply
... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1412886345 | 1412887489 | t3_2isid7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | EarlStardust: TIFU by trying to saw my couch in half.
Oh boy.
So I have been wanting to get rid of a super old, stained couch in my home office because I rarely use it and it's just taking up space. I got this brilliant idea to save a few bucks from getting it hauled and junking it. My plan was to saw it in half, saw ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1412886205 | 1412927459 | t3_2isi3i | t5_2to41 | 72 | Warble_darble: TIFU by unintentionally searching the web for young woman
TIFU up at work by trying to help out a friend locate parts for his vintage motorcycle. He bought this 1931 Norton Model 18 years ago in parts and has been doing an awesome job at restoring it. Unfortunately, as it goes with these projects, some p... | 7 | 10.285714 | |
1412885739 | 1412960343 | t3_2ish8k | t5_2to41 | 3,056 | demedus: TIFU while making chili.
A while back I got hot pepper juice on my finger tips. Obviously I was super careful not to touch my eyes until a long, long hand washing. I went about my night eating the delicious chili I had made and watching some netflix. My without the wife being home was going fantastic.
Then I ... | 14 | 218.285714 | |
1412886683 | 1412887830 | t3_2isizo | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by prank textmessaging
First off all, this happened about 2 years ago, and i was only 14. I'm also pretty bad in english, sorry about that.
So i'm home from school one day when i get a text message: (I don't remember all details but this was about how it went down.)
"Hey sorry but i will be 2 hours la... | 3 | 3 | |
1412887610 | 1412929284 | t3_2iskoz | t5_2to41 | 146 | pwnyoudedinface: TIFU by ignoring a stranger
Our tale begins last night. I was up late studying for a big exam today, and like any hardworking college student, I was also drinking a fair amount too. I finally feel both prepared for the exam and like passing out around 4am.
Woke up at 6am, got ready, and took the bus ... | 6 | 24.333333 | |
1412887508 | 1412889242 | t3_2iskio | t5_2to41 | 35 | divanguz: TIFU by letting a neighbour see me naked
Happened 15 minutes ago... Keep this in mind...
I am home alone for a few days. I went to take a shower, so I got naked. Decided to brush my teeth so I dont forget afterwards, which I oftenlly do.
While brushing, I get a phonecall from my parents to go check something... | 7 | 5 | |
1412888533 | 1412889802 | t3_2ismfp | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU By Texting My Sister.
This happened last Friday night, but the consequences didn't fall upon my person until today.
Bit of a back story for relevance - I am temporarily living with my Mother again and she stared dating this guy, we'll call him "Stew". Stew is a major doucher and uses her, then makes he... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1412888764 | 1412911280 | t3_2ismv3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Thelordofpotato: TIFU Screwing a curb
I am a high school senior in Orlando, a high academic looking at top notch schools such as Yale, UChicago, and Princeton. I have a family of eight, with my being the oldest child, stress child. I am still a child, and nothing more confirmed this fact than today.
Today was a long d... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1412889297 | 1412890379 | t3_2isnwy | t5_2to41 | 5 | jakenbake8: TIFU by falling asleep in the sun
So I woke up yesterday with a really bad headcold, so I decided to take some Sudafed, skip classes, and take a nap. Midway through the day I woke up in a haze and thought to myself "I should go outside and lay in the sun to get more vitamin C" I mixed up vitamin C and vit... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412889637 | 1412954083 | t3_2isoj9 | t5_2to41 | 150 | Existential_Rolaids: TIFU by letting my husband borrow my keys which have a pepper spray device attached.
A little background - A few years back my husband bought me a key ring attachable pepper spray device because I often worked till after dark and the area was a little sketchy. Better safe than sorry, right? Well,... | 3 | 50 | |
1412889745 | 1412975467 | t3_2isopd | t5_2to41 | 49 | dosskn: TIFU by redditing at work
Well it seems I've royally fucked myself here. Speaking of fucking, did anyone else see the post about the ISIS member fucking a donkey? If not, check it out [here](https://i.imgur.com/flBp7P2.jpg).
That's where my story begins, with a military man fucking a donkey. I saw the post an... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1412892062 | 1412951353 | t3_2isssr | t5_2to41 | 123 | milesprower07: TIFU by drinking a Dr. Pepper. [Possibly NSFW]
So I'm on vacation in Florida with my girlfriend and her family. This morning we decide to sneak up to our room for sexy time. We finish and she spits into a Dr. Pepper can and takes it downstairs to throw it away. We left to go to the beach and then came ba... | 6 | 20.5 | |
1412890473 | 1412914150 | t3_2ispzz | t5_2to41 | 18 | DTPB: TIFU by not making a move.
This all began 10 months ago when I got a new job at a restaurant.
When I walked in to begin training I met my trainer and was immediately attracted to her. Short, brown hair, funny, and the biggest blue eyes that you could almost drown in. Now at that time I had a girlfriend so I did... | 3 | 6 | |
1412892951 | 1412896505 | t3_2isubi | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By leaving a girl at a club
Some background meet this girl two weeks ago at a pub crawl, lets call her Rose, me and my mates and her and her mates just stuck together that night nothing of note happens
Fast forward a week and I see her at a club (not at the FU yet) some guy is all over her and she is ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1412894414 | 1412912122 | t3_2iswsq | t5_2to41 | 14 | ChlamydiaJuan: TIFU by waving at an old lady
Not today, oh well. So my friends and I were in a Pizza Ranch eating and talking and what not when I saw this old lady by herself about to leave and I reflexively semi-waved and smiled at her. Bad idea. She comes over and starts talking to all of us. Not like a "hello, how a... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1412894582 | 1412897890 | t3_2isx31 | t5_2to41 | 3 | masta666: TIFU by visiting Pornhub.
I've been trying to quit porn but tonight I was celebrating my birthday, got ddrunk and used again. I don't care now but I know that sober me will. I blew a 55 day no porn streak. Sorry sober me.
_Intuition_: dont worry, its natural
masta666: I got a popup saying I had a virus but ... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1412894931 | 1412967821 | t3_2isxnx | t5_2to41 | 23 | phteven_pls: TIFU by getting urinal stage fright
TIFU When, as the title suggests, I fell victim to the notorious toilet turmoil of urinal stage fright, but first; context. I recently switched departments at work and am still in the process of getting to know my coworkers, conversation is only just getting past the wea... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1412895259 | 1412896757 | t3_2isy9z | t5_2to41 | 12 | InternetBaconCats: TIFU by letting a spider live.
So I was coming home after a long day and was pulling into my driveway when I saw something in my headlights near the garage door. I got out of the car and went to go see what it was and promptly shat my pants. It was a spider that was brown and about the size of a half... | 3 | 4 | |
1412895691 | 1412896101 | t3_2isyzu | t5_2to41 | 10 | DwarfofChaos: TIFU by being unintentionally racist...
So, One of my lectures had been cancelled so instead of taking this great time to do some tutorial work or coursework... I ended up in the City Centre.
While sitting with my mother as she had also decided to come in to get some things we ended up striking up a conv... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1412893277 | 1412956949 | t3_2isuvi | t5_2to41 | 84 | throwawaybuttfun: TIFU by trying to "improve" a fap when drunk (NSFW)
Throwaway for obvious reasons. I have been debating putting this on here for some time as its easily the worst TIFU of my life.
So I got really really drunk and through a combination of being a habitual daily masturbator and needing to get to sleep ... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1412896936 | 1412900995 | t3_2it14f | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being caught cheating on a test that I didn't cheat on.
**Theres a TL;DR at the bottom for those who want to skip to the punch line.**
Due to a migraine, I missed a test yesterday, so I arranged to make it up today. This particular professor gives you three essay questions and you choose one to writ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1412897168 | 1412898642 | t3_2it1ip | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to sweaty yoga with an old man
I was taking a bikram yoga class, and it was super intense. I stupidly chose a spot by a pole so I couldn't see the instructor. Luckily there was this older (50+) guy who looked like he knew what he was doing; I am in my twenties. So I would check on my poses by ... | 3 | 3 | |
1412898453 | 1412970599 | t3_2it3oe | t5_2to41 | 152 | 25ithrowawayaccounts: TIFU by getting high and having sex
So first off, I'm sorry for having my first TIFU about sex and weed, but I thought this was kinda funny.
To start off, me and this girl have been talking to each other for about a week. Things start going well and she's sending nudes and being all horny ... | 4 | 38 | |
1412898474 | 1412899451 | t3_2it3po | t5_2to41 | 14 | Danithal: TIFU with Pocket Knives and Chiggers
As with most posts, this happened some time ago. 13 years. Two fuck ups, same weekend.
Brief Setup: I'm 10 years old, a Webelo cub scout, and about to go on my first week long camping trip, unaccompanied by my parents.
First comes the Pocket Knife.
My uncle drove me dow... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1412896996 | 1412903464 | t3_2it17p | t5_2to41 | 56 | supergay88: Tifu..dinner gone wrong...(NSFW)
Today started out as a normal day. The wife and I ran some errands and then came home to cook dinner. We decided on home made chicken fajitas and guacamole. Both of which required fresh jalapeños. Dinner was delicious and so were the beers we had with it.
We continued on wit... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1412898946 | 1412973891 | t3_2it4ja | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking in my sleep
I'm going to preface this by saying that I don't always talk in my sleep. But when I drink, I'll occasionally mumble something pertaining to the dream I'm having. Well, starting October 1st my girlfriend wanted to start watching horror movies to get in the spirit of Halloween. So,... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1412898192 | 1412921406 | t3_2it38m | t5_2to41 | 160 | username_conformists: TIFU by forgetting to check my bag before I packed
TIFU by forgetting to check my bag before I packed for my family trip. My parents decided to take a family vacation to Italy in the summer. Me being a chronic procrastinator packed my bags in the last day. For my carry-on I decided to use an old b... | 4 | 40 | |
1412899029 | 1412950856 | t3_2it4o2 | t5_2to41 | 259 | lolisforchildren: TIFU by donating hentai to children
This happened today.
Back Story;
So before moving out of my moms for college, we decided i needed to donate all my old novels and picture books to children less fortunate. My aunt heard about the plan and asked if we could donate the books to a family with 6 child... | 8 | 32.375 | |
1412899611 | 1413002223 | t3_2it5ko | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting foot powder on my balls
For context, I've been away in the woods for the past week and don't have access to showers. Anyways, As i was getting ready for bed i took off my pants and got a whiff of the stench that was coming from.. down there. Smelled like a combination of week old sweat and ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1412901377 | 1412907880 | t3_2it8if | t5_2to41 | 5 | longhairthroaway: TIFU by cheating on an exam.
I'm a senior in college, and today i might have fucked up my college career and my grade in this particular class that I just cheated in. This class is super hard, and I bombed the first exam so i thought some strategic cheating on this one would help me raise my grade. Th... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1412901230 | 1412959081 | t3_2it8a5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | CheekyChipmunk: TIFU my emailing my professor a hate email.
Today I took a test in my blow off class online. I scored a 67%. I sent my a teacher an ill worded email saying that the test was graded unfairly because it didn't let us review our answers before we submitted the test. I said some pretty mean stuff to the guy... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412901469 | 1412997328 | t3_2it8n8 | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking about my imaginary girlfriend in front of a girl I had planned on asking out
I haven't gone to sleep yet so if you're not counting by your clock, this sort of happened today.
While at work, (I'm a waiter/server/whatever floats your boat) a very attractive customer walked in alone and sat in ... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1412905811 | 1412954637 | t3_2itfps | t5_2to41 | 135 | RandomDudeOnReddit: TIFU by clicking an NSFW link
This just happened.
I was talking to my mom about me getting glasses. She seems to believe that I am losing my vision because of all the PC games I play. As she is talking I instinctively glance over at my screen, saw a NSFW link to [Kara Knightley](https://i.imgur.c... | 5 | 27 | |
1412903688 | 1412917024 | t3_2itcey | t5_2to41 | 2 | lolgiraffes: TIFU by volunteering to go first
So today, my fellow redditors, I fucked up.
In my French 2 Honors class, we had to recite a French poem in front of the class from memory.
My teacher asks If anyone wants to volunteer to go first.
I was so confident in knowing this poem. I studied so hard. Word for word.... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412906394 | 1412961997 | t3_2itgng | t5_2to41 | 126 | TwinGolemProductions: TIFU by watching midget porn
So I play League of Legends with a lot of my friends, and we use a VoIP called raidcall. We discovered a feature that allows you to change the screen name of yourself and others. Considering we are all 16-18 years old and mostly dudes it didn't take long for this to tu... | 7 | 18 | |
1412907556 | 1412910505 | t3_2itiig | t5_2to41 | 13 | Infitima: TIFU by taking a shower
Today I fucked up.
I was in the shower just chilling, shampooing my hair, and all of a sudden, I see a fucking spider. I am scared of spiders. I hate spiders. Spiders suck. I see the spider moving on the curtains so I decided it would be smart to lunge at it and attack. It wasn't smar... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1412907507 | 1412909729 | t3_2itifv | t5_2to41 | 12 | UsernamIsToo: TIFU by licking my fingers after handling raw chicken
It was frozen and coated in buffalo sauce. I assumed it was precooked, but it was not.
Will I be okay because it was frozen? Regardless, I've determined my best course of action is to drink some whiskey...that'll kill everything right?
Matt081: Alwa... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1412908687 | 1413066464 | t3_2itka0 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Jackofhalo: TIFU by dropping my phone into the abyss that I now believe the devil lives in.
It's fuuuuucking story time. So I'm having a lovely soak in the hottub listening to a lovely podcast talking about eating mermaids when i decide to move spots and thus move my phone. When I do this I accidentally let it slide in... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1412907166 | 1412909595 | t3_2ithxc | t5_2to41 | 9 | Extrosity: TIFU By putting way to much oil in my car
So last night my car was smelling really bad and starved of oil, so I figured that I should probably put some oil in, I didn't realize that my gauge wasn't working so I put in a quart and checked it and it wasn't going up, I was already really tired from the day I ha... | 3 | 3 | |
1412909714 | 1412938763 | t3_2itlw7 | t5_2to41 | 784 | talliabadallia: TIFU by needing my guy friend to fish garlic out of my crotch
I have recently gotten my first yeast infection from an anti-biotic I was taking. I had never gotten one before so it had been a few days before I realized what it actually was. Yesterday night my vagina felt like Satan himself was breathing ... | 7 | 112 | |
1412909688 | 1412911841 | t3_2itlum | t5_2to41 | 5 | thegloriousdipshit: TIFU by browsing /r/tifu
I was browsing this subreddit for the first time while working when one of my managers came in. Side note: I have a MAJOR crush on this particular manager. Anyway, he came in and I quickly clicked out of the browser. He came over to my computer and saw it was open but he ser... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1412909545 | 1412914638 | t3_2itlmi | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by using silicone lube
The floors are slippery, the doorknobs are slippery, I'm slippery.
How are you supposed to "apply" it with your hand, and then touch anything else, ever? Wash your hands with soap?
Yeah right- now the faucet is slippery, and your hands are still slippery.
I tried to shower i... | 4 | 1 | |
1412910027 | 1412941491 | t3_2itmd8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | jldew: TIFU by super gluing my glasses
Well, this pair of glasses has served me well for almost three years. Today one of the arms (the left one) broke where it was welded to the rest of the frame. So me being broke, and slightly sentimentally attached decided to try super glue.
Well, I open the super glue and the no... | 4 | 2 | |
1412910882 | 1413037312 | t3_2itnq6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | onesliceofmeat: TIFU by making out with a girl in my building a few weeks ago. She has not responded since our last encounter.
I live in a building that has its own Laundromat on the ground floor. I take the elevator down to the first floor to do my laundry. I see a cute girl who gives me these flirty looks on the elev... | 3 | 1 | |
1412912513 | 1412988004 | t3_2itq81 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Safari_Zoned: TIFU by trying to get through a door before it could close.
Preface: When I see closing doors, I sometimes view it as a challenge to get through that door without touching anything.
This happened on tuesday. I had already walked into my class, but it was early so I dropped my backpack off and went to use... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1412912313 | 1412918204 | t3_2itpvo | t5_2to41 | 11 | glazed_Ham_: TIFU by trying to glaze ham
TIFU by trying to glaze ham. There's a time in every man's life when he must glaze a ham. Not roast a turkey, not cook a steak, but put a large chunk of meat about the size of a rather plump toddler into the oven for an hour or 2 and then cover it in caramel. Well apparently tha... | 4 | 2.75 |
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