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1669411233 | 1669501781 | t3_z4ojwz | t5_2to41 | 233 | SuperNurseGuy: TIFU by hanging Christmas lights
This actually happened today. About thirty minutes ago.
My(32m) wife(33f) loves christmas.
We have a rather large 2 story house.
It would look stupid to only have lights on the first story.
I finished the first story and used my 6 foot folding ladder to (ver... | 7 | 33.285714 | |
1667556774 | 1667559457 | t3_ylushe | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by expecting my family to pay for my food update
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Commercial_Low1383: Hey everyone! I’m sorry it’s not showing up on tifu.
Kevlar-bullet-proof: So what's the update
Commercial_Low1383: Basically my mother told me it was a lesson
Toxica-Sprinkles999: Well your moms an asshole and the fact she pa... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1669414408 | 1669415678 | t3_z4pur0 | t5_2to41 | 70 | throwthisaway163847: tifu by lying about my SA
throwaway for obvious reasons, so this has really been going on for the past few days but i fucked up regardless. i (23 F) was SA’d when i was 20 by my best friends brother (25 M, he was 22 at the time) while i was dog sitting for her family once. he kept telling me he wo... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1669414780 | 1669475390 | t3_z4q0de | t5_2to41 | 257 | noahboi1917: TIFU by making a comment about a star.
Went on a hike earlier today and there were some Christians in our group. For context I'm an atheist. As we walked, we came across the star of David drawn in the sand and someone warned us not to step in it. I said "Don't worry it's not a pentagram, just the star of D... | 7 | 36.714286 | |
1669164875 | 1669166654 | t3_z2ar3w | t5_2to41 | -11 | taylorswiftsguitar9: TIFU by making my bf insecure
Sooo after sifting the dumpster fire that is Tinder I finally managed to find a great guy. He’s tall, handsome, has a good job, and we clicked right off the bat - the chemistry was amazing (both in and outside of the bedroom).
Well eventually we start trying differen... | 6 | -1.833333 | |
1669419111 | 1669500547 | t3_z4rqcg | t5_2to41 | 28 | ViewOk4348: TIFU by confessing to my mom that I don’t want to live anymore
TIFU by confessing to my mom that I don’t want to be alive.
For context, my relationship with my parents are pretty ok. Not super close but they are amazing people regardless of their parenting blunders. So I was talking with my mom about how I... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1667579757 | 1667592432 | t3_ym3ndw | t5_2to41 | 25,193 | Commercial_Low1383: TIFU by expecting my family to pay for my birthday dinner UPDATE
Link to first post: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ykkemb/tifu_by_expecting_my_family_to_pay_for_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Hey everyone. you guys can call me Tony like everyone else :)Than... | 13 | 1,937.923077 | |
1669423431 | 1669439026 | t3_z4tcu8 | t5_2to41 | 569 | justm33333: TIFU by not asking my Tinder date his age before meeting
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JustSomeUsername99: Not your fault, his. He's the one who shouldn't be hiding his age, especially going out on a date with a 19 yo. He should have been sure you were OK with it.
cballowe: Does tinder allow people to hide their age? If OP set... | 15 | 37.933333 | |
1669424876 | 1669590709 | t3_z4tvl8 | t5_2to41 | 1,653 | Nyther: TIFU By Writing "Doo Doo Pants" At Work
A coworker and I always joke back and forth at work. Very harmless, jovial kinds of jokes. Jokes I always feel can be repeated out of context and still be harmless. There's a whiteboard in the employee lounge, it's not used. I wrote my coworkers name and "Poopy Pants" bes... | 15 | 110.2 | |
1669426139 | 1669492600 | t3_z4ubs9 | t5_2to41 | 8,260 | throwaway_14328: TIFU by literally shitting the bed
Throwaway because I don’t need this turning up at my next job interview.
This morning I had woken up with the poop cramps (tm) and emptied my bowels, heart, soul, and about 6 pounds of my body weight into the toilet. As one does the day after Thanksgiving.
Unfortu... | 9 | 917.777778 | |
1669414464 | 1669475142 | t3_z4pvl3 | t5_2to41 | 162 | Mental_Engineer4088: TIFU by adding gay erotica to my Amazon wishlist
I (31 f) am married to a well meaning but sometimes socially awkward guy (35 m). We've been putting Christmas wishlists together and collecting wishlists from family. I'm not exactly shy about the fact that I'm queer and don't strictly identify as my... | 3 | 54 | |
1669427948 | 1669689564 | t3_z4uyjn | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally making my cleaning lady touch my cum pants
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sirusfox: I mean, she didn't need to touch the pants and if she's that disgusted by it, probably better she is out of your life.
jaydoes: This seems a bit extreme on her part but I bet guys do creepy stuff like that.
sirusfox: I get th... | 9 | 4.555556 | |
1669055420 | 1669130430 | t3_z168af | t5_2to41 | 2,226 | SnooEpiphanies2931: TIFU by telling a mom at my kid’s school to get f****d.
I get maybe 50 spam texts or phone calls a day. Some want to buy my house. Some want to steal my credit card info. Some want me to click on a link. Regardless of intent, they’re all annoying. I used to not respond to the texts, but it’s gotten ... | 7 | 318 | |
1669430339 | 1669432268 | t3_z4vskb | t5_2to41 | 23 | ConfusedBoi05555: TIFU by falling for my friend
Hey, I’m a 16m who’s a junior in High School and I started to fall for my friend. She’s in my grade, and she’s someone I would’ve never expected to fall for, it just started happening out of no where, I was so confused and conflicted. I’ve been talking to her in a totally... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1669430078 | 1669507483 | t3_z4vpiu | t5_2to41 | 956 | ypsicle: TIFU girlfriend’s oral performance gave me amnesia
TL;DR: Today I (47M) fucked up by orgasming so hard I forgot where or when I was with my girlfriend’s (33F) help.
So I was spending a lovely evening with family and had just finished a meal of leftover Turkey from the night before. Family left to go do a fam... | 9 | 106.222222 | |
1669431389 | 1669438119 | t3_z4w56h | t5_2to41 | 41 | skuzzlebutt36: TIFU by letting my boss use my phone and accidentally like a girl’s young photo on Instagram
Bro, this is ridiculous. Prepare yourselves. So, last night I was having a conversation with one of my parents’ best friend’s sister’s daughter (I know). And then I brought her up in conversation this morning wit... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1668736204 | 1668799958 | t3_yy7x60 | t5_2to41 | 13,796 | Fun-Coat-6065: TIFU By allowing my jealous cousin use my laptop
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stomaticmonk: OP post some pictures of the damage. Maybe it can be repaired. Also, is it under warranty?
RevengencerAlf: From what OP described in comments repair is not an option. IT sounds like he didn't just kick it or throw it but went to dow... | 15 | 919.733333 | |
1667591398 | 1667679301 | t3_ym8icj | t5_2to41 | 1,173 | Sea-Offer-5031: TIFU by telling my sibling about my mothers horrible reactions to our Christmas gifts
So, I am kinda on the edge of whether I actually fucked up or not. However, I do now feel very bad that I unearthed something without knowing it, causing drama.
My (21F) mother (48F) is extremely picky when it comes ... | 10 | 117.3 | |
1669436178 | 1669437312 | t3_z4xqjt | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU By Making My Wife Think I Want to Get Divorced For Christmas
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SnooBunnies7461: Your joke was lost in translation. Why don't you just explain that you were trying to be funny by letting her know the vacuum wasn't a gift and apologize for the miscommunication.
ul2006kevinb: Did you stop reading h... | 3 | 9 | |
1669440293 | 1669537773 | t3_z4z2yg | t5_2to41 | 21 | fredsam25: TIFU by falling down some steps and making my in-laws think I was drunk
This happened today. I am staying at my in-laws for the holidays. I was coming down a flight of stairs wearing socks, and then I slipped with three steps to go. I couldn't recover and I ate cr@p hard. Landed on my hip, and it felt like I... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1667668884 | 1667777512 | t3_yn09f9 | t5_2to41 | 3,321 | Sufficient-Run-865: Tifu by not completely trusting my GF
TIFU by not completely trusting my GF. Because sometimes I act like a little boy in a man’s body.
So I’ve acted insecure and weird about my GF’s past relationships. When someone from her past comes up I always act stupid and go quiet.
So today we were having... | 21 | 158.142857 | |
1669447404 | 1669449360 | t3_z519bx | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by pranking by praking my extremely boy forward friend by making a fake ig account and messaging her
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jordanc26: I'm still trying to work out the title.
clitter-box: It's just a prak
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1669449339 | 1669510023 | t3_z51tgv | t5_2to41 | 244 | MisanthropicCeliac: TIFU by believing my neighbor's chickens were in mortal peril.
My husband (43M) and I (41F) bought our current home about 15 months ago. Our house is a split-level, so our back porch is attatched to the second story. There are mature trees on the property line that divide us from the neighbors, but ... | 11 | 22.181818 | |
1669449839 | 1669502324 | t3_z51yuq | t5_2to41 | 12,529 | ididntmeanitbutisuck: TIFU I broke a bone and wound up preg
I was wrong
My ex bf/best friend and I have a weird relationship. We still bang and hang out a lot. He knows I am still in love with him yet doesn't pursue me. (It's a complicated situation where I have a kid from a dead ex and he wants to raise his own kid... | 13 | 963.769231 | |
1669039103 | 1669102513 | t3_z0sgzj | t5_2to41 | 890 | Fred-ditor: She may not have lied about the open relationship. Lots of partners have a don't ask, don't tell approach to extracurricular activity. We don't know and neither does OP but that concern is totally valid and kudos to OP for noping out of it as soon as she got worried.
KeytoDestinyXIII: Yeahhhh, no. Ask any ... | 16 | 55.625 | |
1669451038 | 1669590962 | t3_z52b8o | t5_2to41 | 48 | sushiducktrash: TIFU by accidentally flushing my $200 earphones down the toilet
(Obligation this was months ago) For Christmas last year I received a brand new pair of Samsung Galaxy Buds worth about $250 where I'm from, been my favorite pair of earphones since.
Fast forward to a pretty normal day at school. I don’t l... | 3 | 16 | |
1669455715 | 1669486071 | t3_z53lp8 | t5_2to41 | 643 | Throwaway2756655101: TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS
Throwaway because I have family on Reddit who know my personal account.
So yeah, title explains it all, I got CPS called on my parents by accident. Obligatory this didn't happen today, but they just contacted us the other day for a full investi... | 7 | 91.857143 | |
1669458491 | 1669464136 | t3_z54d6u | t5_2to41 | 36 | Sea_Relationship1605: TIFU by having sex with someone that had feelings for me but I didn’t have feelings for them
TL:DR, Lost my virginity to a guy who liked me and now he thinks we are dating, when I made it clear we aren’t.
I know I know, I’m totally the asshole here. I feel horrible. There was this guy that I went... | 6 | 6 | |
1668322175 | 1668444173 | t3_ytu6rr | t5_2to41 | 5,381 | ConfidentBirthday523: TIFU by telling a customer that I enjoyed eating their food
Last week, I(17f) got into an argument with a customer because I couldn’t put extra lettuce in their sandwich as it was written right in front of his eyes(there’s a shortage). He started screaming, calling me a bitch and that my manager w... | 9 | 597.888889 | |
1667749084 | 1667778638 | t3_yntana | t5_2to41 | 2,143 | LitheOfFoot: TIFU by getting dragged by my husband across the globe
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frankie08: These abbreviations are getting out of hand. What is a SAHM?
fairiesnnicesprites: Stay at home mom (SAHM) is a very common abbreviation on social media, especially here on Reddit
borkborkbork69: First time I've ever seen it
hangfro... | 10 | 214.3 | |
1669461838 | 1669464678 | t3_z55aer | t5_2to41 | 58 | cornshower: TIFU by eating popcorn
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ADG211: What the fuck
TIFU by reading this
Devittraisedto2: I should've stopped reading after I saw scat fetish
NerdBudiezV1: This is why you always read the tldr and/or comments first. +Ratio
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1669443383 | 1669478223 | t3_z5025t | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to scare my family on Thanksgiving
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InevitableEmotion870: Hey sport that wasn't a good stunt was it? Your grand ma could have a heart attack or broke her bones falling off her chair.
While it was good for Halloween, it was inappropriate a stunt for Thanks giving.
hexahdonn: I understa... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1667775116 | 1667778337 | t3_yo5gcb | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the frog emoji as a crying emoji
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Citadelvania: ...wait why exactly do you think the frog emoji is crying? I don't think anyone else will understand that's what you mean.
Like if I started saying "ecstatic" instead of sad and someone told me something and I responded "wow you must ... | 5 | 2 | |
1667780669 | 1667813615 | t3_yo7jv3 | t5_2to41 | 14,173 | Commercial_Low1383: TIFU by expecting my family to pay for my birthday dinner LAST update
Link to original post on my account: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ykkemb/tifu_by_expecting_my_family_to_pay_for_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Second update: https://www.reddit.com/r/tif... | 12 | 1,181.083333 | |
1669467664 | 1669472465 | t3_z5712v | t5_2to41 | 130 | Lunatic976: TIFU, I accidentally spilled my aunt's dead pet's urn
So... My hands are still literally shaking, LOL.
A few hours ago, I volunteered to sweep the living room of my grandma's house. I want to note that my grandma's house is a few walks away from the beach. There's gonna be a birthday party tomorrow for my ... | 4 | 32.5 | |
1669468878 | 1669469413 | t3_z57fon | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my family hear me say I'd eat a kitten raw out of context
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Leather_Librarian986: Not that deep, just explain the joke if you need to and all good
IamaLuna-tic: I TRIED TO AND IT MADE THEM THINK I WAS CRAZIER
Leather_Librarian986: Wth lol? Sorry to hear that you gotta boring family 😂... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1667797348 | 1668018915 | t3_yodafd | t5_2to41 | 723 | secretaccountlol99: tifu by wearing ripped jeans. TW
tw selfharm and relapsing mentioned.
so tifu by wearing ripped jeans,
a few weeks back i (17f) relapsed with my struggles to self harm. it’s cold out so hiding it was fairly easy because pants and long sleeves is what literally everyone is wearing right now.
my y... | 4 | 180.75 | |
1669470249 | 1669472095 | t3_z57w0u | t5_2to41 | 31 | Diglis: TIFU by drinking
ig you could say this is a yesterday I fucked up, but here we go. so yesterday we planned on having thanksgiving dinner with my family. some things happened and it got canceled, so I went back to my college, got some alcohol, and drank so much I blacked out and woke up in a jail cell. apparentl... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1667802857 | 1667821378 | t3_yoeybu | t5_2to41 | 17,489 | Effective_Fan_5648: TIFU by calling an entire table of black men "boys"
Relevant: im white.
I was just starting to wait tables, and had a table of black men. I had been watching a lot of the show Trailer Park Boys. If you've never sen the show, they call the others in their group "boys" all the time. "How we doing boy... | 11 | 1,589.909091 | |
1667798173 | 1667876348 | t3_yodjnf | t5_2to41 | 8 | Standard_Paper_525: TIFU by realizing I’m a lesbian too late
So to start, I (non-binary; Assigned female at birth) started dating my now boyfriend (let’s call him R) a few days ago. In the past, me and him had a lot of chemistry, constantly talking and flirting, leading to a long on-and-off going out situation. Though... | 4 | 2 | |
1669471594 | 1669516780 | t3_z58cm2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | destructionaljunko: TIFU by eating in a grade 2 classroom
Its all true. 2nd graders destroyed our lives. For context, I(13M) decided to tell my friend(12F) if we could eat in the 2nd graders classroom. Yes we are in grade 7 and i just made this account to share this. When we get there, we sit on the teachers chair, and... | 3 | 2 | |
1667795507 | 1667826762 | t3_yocph6 | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking up a mans reddit user name
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koozy407: Idk man, if my SO looked up any of my social media I wouldn’t care. I wouldn’t care if they looked through my phone. I’ve never understood people who get upset by this. I also have nothing to hide. Idk. If my SO felt they want to look through my ... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1669477611 | 1669811805 | t3_z5ajct | t5_2to41 | 118 | _hr0waway1121: TIFU by lying to my friends about starting a podcast
Ive been kinda lonely and no matter what I do I cant get my friends to hang out or do anything besides playing video games or going on discord. They refuse to go to a bar, a park or just even get dinner. I floated the idea of doing a podcast with th... | 6 | 19.666667 | |
1667848587 | 1667892196 | t3_yox5hg | t5_2to41 | 863 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my boyfriend almost lose consciousness
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Lumpy-Ad-3201: So...I don't care how good you are, this is a concerning my abnormal event. It could actually signal a silent heart issue. I would recommend seeing a doctor just to rule anything out.
cosmernaut420: Yeah, I was gonna ask OP for ... | 7 | 123.285714 | |
1667837272 | 1667873065 | t3_yorhtz | t5_2to41 | 4,035 | Brandillio: TIFU in the early 2000s by asking the wrong person for rolling papers
I have no idea why I just remembered this old story now, but it seems funnier today..
So around 2006, my friends and I went to a local club after we were on a fishing trip. We didn’t know anyone besides our group of ladies and gents, but... | 10 | 403.5 | |
1667861617 | 1667917158 | t3_yp3k60 | t5_2to41 | 1,119 | [deleted]: TIFU by encouraging my student to google someone they probably shouldn't
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Princessena: Omg those poor balls
ChiSandTwitch: I guarantee he asked for it. In fact, I'd wager he paid rather a lot of money for that
Princessena: That's so painful tho, like I wouldn't let anyone walk on my boobs cause that... | 8 | 139.875 | |
1669480690 | 1669507028 | t3_z5bprq | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU By Nearly Sinking my Boat at the Ramp
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RandoCalrissian11: Next time just start driving forward. All the water will drain out the hole and you can easily put the plug in.
Sometimes I’ll take the plug out to drain water that’s come into the boat because it’s faster than waiting for the bilge.
Sc... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1669481306 | 1669534377 | t3_z5byai | t5_2to41 | 3,094 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering the door with a Korean face mask on
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sallysaunderses: 100% thought “Korean mask” was going in a very different direction.
Also who is still answering the door for deliveries? We can’t be the only people that wait for the driver to pull away so they don’t witness our door slightly ... | 10 | 309.4 | |
1669483412 | 1669484285 | t3_z5cs8a | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU By taking shrooms with my ex fiancé
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Gavin_Crites: You didn't fuck up. I really hope things get better for you, but it seems like your trip also slapped you across the face with reality. The best advice I can give you is to move on.
airadvantage: Yeah, it did. You're not wrong. As well, just tr... | 5 | 5 | |
1669483760 | 1669515060 | t3_z5cwz5 | t5_2to41 | -67 | SubstantialEnding: TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot
Me (22M) and my girlfriend (23F) moved in together around 6 months ago, and we sleep in the same bed every night. She is the most perfect, kindest girlfriend I could ever ask for. But, I have a raging foot fetish. I was so scared she would see it as weird. So... | 6 | -11.166667 | |
1669484427 | 1669512565 | t3_z5d6ep | t5_2to41 | 116 | Ok_Interview_1739: TIFU by making a pregnant woman lose her lunch in my ambulance
Hey, so this happened a little over a year ago, but a co-worker brought it up today and this story needs to be shared for "educational purposes."
I'm a paramedic and, at the time, I was a little over 6 years into my career in EMS. This ... | 6 | 19.333333 | |
1669486189 | 1669745959 | t3_z5dvj9 | t5_2to41 | 9,494 | gigglyfrosting: TIFUpdate by drunk texting my crush, THREE YEARS LATER!
A very late update to my [tifu](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/eg89rd/tifupdate_by_drunk_texting_my_crush/) I made three years ago!
I'm writing this post to eternalize this moment on reddit as today is my wedding day to the same guy I drun... | 7 | 1,356.285714 | |
1668780978 | 1668852692 | t3_yyl57t | t5_2to41 | 885 | xwillybabyx: TIFU Wife thought I was having a seizure while I was actually just "seizing the moment"
So this happened last night and I'm pretty embarrassed but also kinda laughing. So last night, kids and wife were crashed out, it was midnight and I was on my phone with my noise cancelling headphones just browsing redd... | 9 | 98.333333 | |
1667957012 | 1667975592 | t3_yq4ogo | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: Talked about gross topics
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MajestaHazel: I mean…cereal eaten out of an ass is fairly weird. What did the other person bring up?
Icy_Engine_7648: It's only weird if you don't add milk
Beautifulblueocean: Wait what kind of cereal?
better not be some raisin brain.
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1667956963 | 1668023556 | t3_yq4nsa | t5_2to41 | 142 | SyCoREAPER: TIFU by working on my wife's laptop while sleep deprived
Last night I was extremely sleep deprived. I had already rebuilt my desktop along with the tedious wire management. After I was done it was still relatively early so I thought while I was at would work on my wife's laptop. Previously I had used some... | 7 | 20.285714 | |
1667958513 | 1667967491 | t3_yq57em | t5_2to41 | 3,007 | FatJesus13908: TIFU by being a forgetful doordasher.
I've been doordashing as a bit of a hobby and to get some extra bucks in my pocket. Tonight was like any other night, dark, kinda cold, and boring. Tips were bad, what I get for being too poor to move out of a rural area.
Get an order for a pizza from the Hut. Get ... | 10 | 300.7 | |
1669488955 | 1669491747 | t3_z5exyk | t5_2to41 | 5 | Mindless-Pumpkin-916: TIFU Tried bettering my relationship with my neighbors and it failed miserably
I live very far out of the city and got 1 neighbor we both get internet by radios and i have setup mine by myself bringing connection from the city at 200mb/s D and 200mb/s up distance of 14k, my neighbor this week ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1667952969 | 1667963545 | t3_yq36zq | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu in School
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GuyOne: Please add a TLDR
Muted-Wolf-21: I was just gonna say that 😭😭😭
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1667962927 | 1668023980 | t3_yq6rpr | t5_2to41 | 36,612 | Commercial_Low1383: TIFU UPDATE By expecting my family to pay for my birthday dinner
So my mom found the Reddit posts. I don’t how or when. But I think my brother had something to do with it. She went on a huge temper tantrum throwing things across the room calling me the R slur. for “making her look bad” and how almos... | 12 | 3,051 | |
1669491156 | 1669503303 | t3_z5fsl8 | t5_2to41 | 118 | wallabeans: TIFU by riding an electric bike in eastern poland
Last summer I visited my family in Poland who live there because of my dad's job. I'm an American going to college in America and don't speak any polish, except for like "kurwa" but that doesn't count.
Anyways, we decided to visit Bialowieza which is a town... | 3 | 39.333333 | |
1667967025 | 1667984007 | t3_yq85uk | t5_2to41 | 647 | Relevant_Tax_3737: TIFU: By assuming basic chemistry was common sense.
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Chesu: >I instructed my husband to clean it using some bleach
…Sorry, to clarify, in what way were you expecting him to clean it? You said to use bleach, and he used bleach? Is this not on you?
GeofryHempstain: Hence the post in TIFU, ... | 8 | 80.875 | |
1669498647 | 1669554905 | t3_z5ip4m | t5_2to41 | 1,730 | DreyaNova: TIFU by trying to call out sick: a fever dream saga.
So I’ve been hit with the awful flu that’s going around, it just hit me all at once about 24 hours ago. High fever, shivering like crazy, worst headache and sore throat of my life. Did a Covid test but it came back negative, so I figured I should just poun... | 6 | 288.333333 | |
1669498401 | 1669506639 | t3_z5ilho | t5_2to41 | 43 | Itchy-Ad1530: TIFU by shaving my hair instead of just cut it.
I work in an offshore oil rig company as a safe technician and have been embarked two weeks ago onboard, but because I’m a safe technician I have other job giving trainings and certifications in my vacation time that pay an extra good money. So last time ... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1669504549 | 1669582813 | t3_z5kzce | t5_2to41 | 3,525 | anisocoria7: TIFU by power-washing my butthole with Clorox
Today I fucked up. I saw it coming, but I did it anyway.
Earlier today I decided to do some anal prep, because I have my mind set on hot times with my BF this weekend. Afterwards, I started cleaning the house for his arrival. I decide to put some Clorox toi... | 8 | 440.625 | |
1669508057 | 1669508860 | t3_z5m9yh | t5_2to41 | 279 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting really drunk and losing all my friends
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be-incredible: You should apologize sincerely. And now you know you also should not drink because evidently you are a mean drunk.
Ozwentdeaf: Apologizing was the first thing i did. I feel the most awful about how they must be feeling.
Yeah i... | 6 | 46.5 | |
1669512376 | 1669521526 | t3_z5ntal | t5_2to41 | 136 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a pastor who is dying of terminal cancer that her husband is cheating on her.
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goodforabeer: Who is Jeff?
i_worstofall: I have absolutely no idea what is going on here.
umadbraugh: She just wanted everyone to know that Thomas is Jeff. Jeff is his real name.
TrixicAcePolyamEnby: No, ... | 7 | 19.428571 | |
1669512248 | 1669753940 | t3_z5nrqp | t5_2to41 | 175 | emperorarg: TIFU by introducing my cat to the corridor of my apartment building.
I got my cat almost 6 years ago. When I got her she was very skittish around others she didn’t know but was inquisitive.
I live in an apartment building and my apartment is 12-15 feet from the garbage disposal chute for my floor. Every n... | 6 | 29.166667 | |
1668098105 | 1668152344 | t3_yrkc82 | t5_2to41 | 22,374 | YuPromisedButtStuff: TIFU by accidentally calling child services on my neighbor.
I moved into a new apartment in July. The building is brand new. I’m on the 2nd floor.
There is a commercial space below me. They’ve been doing construction on that space for a few weeks now. There’s loud noise from the construction that... | 10 | 2,237.4 | |
1669522347 | 1669651837 | t3_z5r7gh | t5_2to41 | 991 | thebluestblueberry: TIFU by letting my mother-in-law think I’m raising a Nazi
My husband and I recently moved closer to his family after living across the country for ten years. We had a baby in January and wanted him to grow up with his cousins nearby.
This morning, I was in my son’s nursery after breakfast and we w... | 4 | 247.75 | |
1669524910 | 1669525610 | t3_z5s1qm | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU this is the last time I'm posting this if it's not going through f*** you all
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Enrageder: this is like a fever dream wth
Proud-Subject-104: Since you seem to have common on my post what happened was I was trying to find out for s**** and giggles how to text on a dial pad like on a old flip phon... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1669528026 | 1669529771 | t3_z5t18n | t5_2to41 | 40 | Throwaway695033: TIFU by deleting a snapchat message
So there's a girl \[19?F\] I \[20M\] know who I'm fairly friendly with but aren't super close to. Anyway, asked her to a college dance, she said she wanted to go, but ended up being too busy. No problem, all cool. Thank her anyway and move on.
Now here's the fuckup.... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1669528745 | 1669584122 | t3_z5t8qp | t5_2to41 | 2,199 | scoobledooble314159: TIFU by making mac n cheese
My new husband and I had to move in with my parents unexpectedly 2 days after saying "I Do". Its been pretty stressful and my sleep is all messed up, so its midnight and Im doom scrolling. So I went to the kitchen to make mac n cheese like 20 min ago. Mom and dad had mus... | 14 | 157.071429 | |
1669529503 | 1669530559 | t3_z5thh4 | t5_2to41 | 47 | WindowOpenWide: TIFU by going too far in disciplining a spoiled brat
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GeekyTricky: You didn't discipline a whining child.
You got pissed at the whining and bullied her as a result. Bullied her by using her medical issues and racial origin as a pain point.
These are the things others will also use against her... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1669532555 | 1669555923 | t3_z5udq4 | t5_2to41 | 536 | blameitonpatricia: TIFU by removing my period cup
Happened yesterday but it still feels brand new.
So, we have a guest staying over and she went into the loo and left a poo that didn’t flush away.
I go in after her (gave it 10 mins to air out first lol) to pee and remove my period cup. I thought about flushing it f... | 6 | 89.333333 | |
1669535186 | 1669536633 | t3_z5v4h6 | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving period blood all over the restaurant.
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NobleCorgi: Oh dear every one’s nightmare. 😩
diabolikul1: as a male id be horrified if this happened to me /s
| 3 | 11.666667 | |
1669545822 | 1669573718 | t3_z5y6g2 | t5_2to41 | 113 | nyoomur: TIFU by sending my mom NSFW drawings.
I’m supposed to be drawing images for her book and I sent the images to her. She called me while laughing after a while and I was very confused since the drawings for the book weren’t really funny. I later found out that I had sent furry porn. Bendy porn. The cover wasn’t ... | 6 | 18.833333 | |
1669557431 | 1669573435 | t3_z61ueo | t5_2to41 | 14,013 | MrLightningB0lt: TIFU by not being able to maintain an erection with my GF
Just weeks ago I was still a 26 y/o virgin, had been single for over 7 years, it was just that I decided to focus on other things, plus it's unusual for me to really like a girl. But I consumed a lot of porn, almost on a daily basis, and as you ... | 14 | 1,000.928571 | |
1668487435 | 1668508006 | t3_yvn2ye | t5_2to41 | -14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not just getting an abortion,
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twsedf8: Welcome to the real world. Sometimes we make bad choices, like having unprotected sex, and we have to deal with the consequences…real consequences that affect other people (eg. your child). Your mother is trying to protect you from making more bad ch... | 4 | -3.5 | |
1669564235 | 1669673298 | t3_z64if8 | t5_2to41 | -5 | ioncarelol: TIFU by saying 'Men are born drivers' infront of my two senior female co-workers. TL;DR
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Harry_Gorilla: People shouldn’t assume that you meant to imply the opposite of what you say. Unless you really emphasized “*MEN*” and made a knowing look at all the women around you or w/e. It’s like if you sai... | 5 | -1 | |
1669007940 | 1669076673 | t3_z0qdag | t5_2to41 | 2,590 | throwaway33626: TIFU by hurting my dad’s girlfriend
tl;dr: I pushed my dad’s girlfriend whenever she tried to take something from me, but accidentally pushed too hard and she hit a wall.
Last winter, I (13m) had a small growth spurt and outgrew the long sleeve shirts I used for pijamas when it’s cold. My dad let me b... | 12 | 215.833333 | |
1668040507 | 1668160142 | t3_yr0i2x | t5_2to41 | 10,152 | DirtFoot79: TIFU by listening to music with swearing in it with my 4 year old
So I'm listening to some of my favorite music with my 4 year old son, we're dancing singing and having a great time. The next song comes on...Rage Against the Machine, Killing in the name. We keep singing and dancing, having a great time.
"F... | 8 | 1,269 | |
1668047088 | 1668182855 | t3_yr2t0l | t5_2to41 | 40 | rromperstiltskinn: TIFU by inhaling mold through my air purifier
Last weekend I came down with the flu, and it’s started to turn into a nasty cough. In a desperate attempt to clear my sinuses in the middle of the night, I grabbed my humidifier and got set up with a towel over my head to get the most steam. When I went ... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1668045667 | 1668068773 | t3_yr2b3l | t5_2to41 | 1,723 | justrightkinda: TIFU by calling a hospital code
Obligatory this happened a few months ago.
I'm a medical student, and at the time I was completing a neurology rotation. It was my last day, and I was taking a final cathartic lap around the floor when I peeped into the room of one particular patient. I was under the imp... | 8 | 215.375 | |
1669566139 | 1669595721 | t3_z65bl0 | t5_2to41 | 123 | OyVeyzMeir: TIFU by applying MAXIMUM POWER
Yesterday. This was yesterday. This was DUMB. Setting up some old stereo stuff I'd had in storage for over a decade (divorce, it makes life interesting) and hooked up a small pair of Radio Shack speakers I have had kicking around for twenty years to test the thing. These had a... | 5 | 24.6 | |
1669567565 | 1669577962 | t3_z65x5i | t5_2to41 | 176 | [deleted]: TIFU by making it seem like i miss my ex infront of my crush
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BakerBeware: You must be in high school…I don’t know any adults that would say my crush
Cute_Unit_3157: I’m 43. The closest I get is my smeigle voice and say my Precious…
| 3 | 58.666667 | |
1668051503 | 1668058756 | t3_yr4ajc | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting sugar daddies online.
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neovb: Paragraphs. Please! Paragraphs!!
Longjumping_Pen_272: I'm sorry it's hard to read I went back and added some.
neovb: Thanks. Also, you clearly dont seem to be the right type of person to persue sugar baby/only fans type of work. While I know it's hard t... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1668055968 | 1668062192 | t3_yr5p5i | t5_2to41 | 58 | Specialist-Virus3469: TIFU by infiltrating "grown folks talk"
So my (m/16) family is huge on get-togethers and having people over and stuff. We practically know the whole damn neighborhood thanks to my father and we just moved here back in August. We have the neighbors over all the time and it's usually fine. We've bee... | 8 | 7.25 | |
1668058613 | 1668117212 | t3_yr6hq8 | t5_2to41 | 2,707 | DumbedDownDinosaur: TIFU by popping a "zit" inside my belly button that is actually a cyst
Yeah, just as a warning, this is pretty disgusting.
I was lying down on my bed and notice this MASSIVE pimple inside my belly button. I have no self control- I'm the kind of person who pulls scabs and pops pimples as soon as the... | 12 | 225.583333 | |
1669565281 | 1669572687 | t3_z64ygv | t5_2to41 | 105 | LlwynogMulder: tifu by flattening my big mac
Happened about a week ago, laughed it off but I definitely cried a little inside over my newly flattened burger, though it is really funny
Planned a a pick-me-up evening of a bit of self care — really boring stuff tbh, just lighting some scented candles, putting on a face... | 4 | 26.25 | |
1668063690 | 1668548539 | t3_yr7whh | t5_2to41 | 27 | Thekingofheavens: TIFU by giving my entire office explosive diarrhea
I am a 22M and started working at this office very recently.
It's a laid back kind of office, stressful work, but casual and playful most of the time. I work in one of the sectors that were not at all affected by Covid, so business was booming and be... | 3 | 9 | |
1668055885 | 1668103964 | t3_yr5ob8 | t5_2to41 | 21 | kaum_eddy: TIFU by putting sanitizer on my cock
I (17m) was having usual horny evening, no one was home, got bored and thought to myself what's something new I can do to have a better time?
I had seen something called sounding a while ago. It's basically putting non sharp objects (usually iron/glass rods) in side the ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1669573134 | 1669574576 | t3_z68c3s | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing among us(unpredictable)
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AndrewwwG: Nah, can't be real
_nitd27_: You want me to attach our chat screenshot, it have some sensitive informations like when we decided to meet we talked about our locality too and idk see this:
https://preview.redd.it/4a8tsoo1xk2a1.jpeg?width=630&fo... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1669573636 | 1669575891 | t3_z68jkw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not asking for her number
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Good_nuff: If you’re too nervous to ask what someone’s name is, you might not be in a place to date anyone
SirMoar: I mean I was gonna ask lol. It’s just been a while since I’ve been in that setting so I took longer than normal. She beat me to it but still was a ni... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1669577022 | 1669578098 | t3_z69zpx | t5_2to41 | 14 | SatinMatthy: TIFU by modding Cyberpunk2077
So first of all I'd like to say this was a very stupid mistake on my part.
So I've been troubleshooting to get the game to launch for almost 4 hours when I said ''Fuck it'' and started to delete the files containing mods.
Now this is fine and all with the smaller files but I... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1669578104 | 1669754104 | t3_z6ag57 | t5_2to41 | 33 | chaoticcat712: TIFU by attending a wedding with my fiancé
This was actually in October but has marinated deep in my mind for the past weeks. My (25f) fiancé (27m) has a best friend (since birth) who had another friend, we will call him Fred. Fred and fiancés best friend invited him out and ended up hitting it off, lead... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1668090844 | 1668124149 | t3_yrgsvz | t5_2to41 | 157 | Cinnamoke: TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow
So there was this girl in my class and she would make it very apparent that she liked me. Staring at me in the middle of class, and the thing I noticed a lot was she would direct her feet at me almost every class.
This was a class that was... | 5 | 31.4 | |
1669581472 | 1669672549 | t3_z6bw2b | t5_2to41 | 68 | lexifirds: TIFU By asking how my boyfriend is doing
I (19F) asked my (ex) boyfriend (22M) how he was.
We have been living together for about half a year and were struggling with money. He worked 2 jobs just to afford our apartment and everything else. When he came home from work I was on the couch watching TV and aske... | 12 | 5.666667 | |
1669582776 | 1669634037 | t3_z6cfa2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | P00PW4rning: TIFU by missing the signs of a toiletting cat
Throwaway cause this is a specific cat problem and my mate might see it, but hopefully they'll have a good laugh...
Today I was catsitting for two adorbs kitties. One of the kitties has spinal cord issues from an injury with a prior owner.
Lil bean delightful... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1669583016 | 1669599167 | t3_z6cjd7 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Rejes: TIFU by letting my friend get fired over my mistake
I repair electrical components that go inside high end robots that assemble parts and transfer components from one place to another. I share a work station with a co-worker who works the day shift. We log in and out with a code so management knows who's workin... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1669583376 | 1669675916 | t3_z6cows | t5_2to41 | 5,054 | throwra8531704: TIFU by Talking to my Sleeping Partner
I came home to find my partner asleep, so I carefully crawled into bed with them. I happened to have a lot on my mind, so after some time I started speaking quietly to them. I've never done this before, but it was cathartic to say my thoughts out loud. Since they w... | 13 | 388.769231 |
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