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1668668069 | 1668691190 | t3_yxj8yk | t5_2to41 | 13,027 | thedirkfiddler: TIFU by hooking up with my ex
TIFU by hooking up with my ex
This happened a week or so ago, we’ve been broken up for about two months but spent the last week sorta rekindling/hooking up.
Anyways I was at home smoking some weed and minding my own business, she had went out drinking with some girlfrien... | 12 | 1,085.583333 | |
1668101834 | 1668111988 | t3_yrm56x | t5_2to41 | 1,439 | shann0n420: TIFU By shipping 40,000 pairs of socks to my grandmoms house.
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AcrobaticSource3: If there are too many socks, here’s what you do: wash them all in a washing machine. When you take them out of the washing machine, you will have half the number you put in! The downside is that they all will be left f... | 5 | 287.8 | |
1669589641 | 1669600935 | t3_z6fdmn | t5_2to41 | 54 | kairosbiz: TIFU - BY EMAIL BLASTING THE ENTIRE SCHOOL
For background, I am in a course right now where you have to find a way to drive 10,000 page views on a website you build over the course of the semester. It's safe to say that I procrastinated on the project and was DESPERATE to find a clever way to drive page view... | 7 | 7.714286 | |
1668580657 | 1668648853 | t3_ywm5hc | t5_2to41 | 3 | Leading-Chef-5534: TIFU by cheating on my wife.
I 26 M have been married to Anna (28) for three years now.
I and Anna used to be very close. We used to tell each other about every little detail of our lives. We used to always go out on dates. Almost two or three days a week.
We however started to slowly drift away.... | 3 | 1 | |
1669591205 | 1669622547 | t3_z6g16x | t5_2to41 | 7 | anddianddro: TIFU by touching myself
I'm a trans guy with no lower surgery, testosterone keeps me pretty horny most of the time and I live alone so spend a lot of time absentmindedly touching myself.
I have a number of health issues including arthritis in my hands, recently I had my pain relief cream changed from Volt... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1669593395 | 1669666318 | t3_z6gwe8 | t5_2to41 | 11,089 | Melissaayk: TIFU by eating a cupcake in the freezer while my husband was at the gym
UPDATE: Drank water last night and actually got to bed at a good time (Good thing times moves fucking slow when tripping). Woke up actually feeling fucking great today! Time to go see my dying patients on hospice!
EDIT: Also, I said d... | 13 | 853 | |
1669592855 | 1669830126 | t3_z6gp0q | t5_2to41 | 67 | Skarredd: TIFU by taking too much weed
Obligatory: yesterday i fucked up
So i was having a good time with my friends, chatting drinking. After half a bottle of wine, a mojito, some gin, i somehow couldn't catch my last train so i slept at my one of my friend's house. She's super cool and asked if i wanted to smoke a b... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1668111143 | 1668185105 | t3_yrqhdp | t5_2to41 | 815 | Suspicious_Newt9849: TIFU by taking a 10 mg edible
This was actually yesterday at 4pm I took a 10mg edible. I didn't feel the effects when 2 hours passed, so I took another 10mg. Within 30 minutes, the high hit me. I took a nap at 9pm and woke up on the toilet. I remember stumbling my way to the toilet cause I had to p... | 9 | 90.555556 | |
1668099615 | 1668115507 | t3_yrl331 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with my VR girlfriend and breaking my headset
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ctruss53: Back up here. I'm going to sound like I am 85 years old, sorry.....
What device are you using, and what game are you playing where you hav a VR girlfriend?
Is this VR Girlfriend a girl playing the same game with the same ... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1668112791 | 1668114132 | t3_yrr77p | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing the difference between buying and selling in the stock market
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JimmiRustle: Learning is the most expensive part of stock trading :) Next time you won’t just be googling.
Also I was down around $20k for the year this summer. Would have been more if I hadn’t converted to US stocks... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1669595000 | 1669606338 | t3_z6hiyl | t5_2to41 | 12 | Responsible-Ad4081: TIFU by having anal with a furry
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Upset_Physics7835: Damn son 😬😬
MoistButton8: "Are ya winnin'.... oh"
YouSaidWhaaaa: "No, dad. I'm *LOSING*"
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1668107592 | 1668119769 | t3_yrosq6 | t5_2to41 | 20 | EmyGog: TIFU by getting a black eye.
For a smidge of context, today I (F/15) woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Literally. At half four in the morning, (Had to get things done as I had work) still half asleep I tripped over my own two feet and smacked my face pretty good on the arm of my desk chair. Besides the pain... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1669595776 | 1669627226 | t3_z6ht9m | t5_2to41 | 54 | Oatssie: TIFU By accidentally paying £100 in in-app purchases
When I was around 4-5 years old, my dad had an IPod touch, a true classic. Anyways on this iPod there was a game called Smurfs village, I loved this game when I was younger, it was one of those city building games where you could own little Smurf houses and ... | 3 | 18 | |
1669595974 | 1669635486 | t3_z6hvwj | t5_2to41 | 6,760 | myir4: TIFU by introducing my best friend to my girlfriend
This happened a few months back but I wasn't really ready to talk/write about it up until now...
A few years back I met this girl "J" online. She was really nice and we started talking up to a point where we would do late-night calls to tell each other about o... | 8 | 845 | |
1669593749 | 1669677057 | t3_z6h1n2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | TheRealVokr: TIFU by trying to help a blind person
This happened a few years ago when I was studying uni in a different city, where I lived at the local dorms.
I was heading back to the dorms after school ended and approached the main entrance. It had a set of two glass doors behind each other with a small hallway in... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1668035589 | 1668116299 | t3_yqyneb | t5_2to41 | 14 | HirosProtagonist: TIFU by cleaning my car in the elementary school pickup line.
So this just happened, and I honestly have no idea what to do, except to post my misfortune on reddit.
I normally get to my kids' elementary school to pick her up an hour or so early. If you think I'm crazy, the line when I leave is about... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1668078803 | 1668141526 | t3_yrbst3 | t5_2to41 | 77 | Then_Drag_8258: TIFU by buying my wife a sex toy
So a while back the topic came up and my wife mentioned a popular wand type sex toy she would like to try and being the good husband I am, I waited until there was a nice sale on and bought it for her as a gift. No fuck ups yet, if anything I’m earning some serious husba... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1668065308 | 1668128697 | t3_yr8br2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | StringyGuitarGuy: TIFU by trying to live through today.
I woke up today expecting a decent day. where as I went to work (I worked in the traffic signaling industry) about two minutes into the drive, there were a couple of people that ran a stale red light. If I had gone, I probably would've died on impact from how ... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1668116406 | 1668120614 | t3_yrslpv | t5_2to41 | 21 | spl45hX: TiFU by going to the cinema after my girlfriends sister died
To give some context, my girlfriend(26) has an older sister(48), who was diagnosed with cancer 2 years ago. My girlfriend is in a exchange student program and stayed abroad. I was recently visiting her and a few days ago her mother told her, that the... | 7 | 3 | |
1668118162 | 1668122255 | t3_yrtap7 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Rdossantos: Tifu by taking drugs.
I (20M) was unable to get to work today due to the train strikes happening in London, so with my day off I thought I would experiment with the new psychedelic mushrooms I bought. They weren’t the normal typical mushrooms. I would compare them to the truffles that you buy in Amsterdam ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1668076291 | 1668232879 | t3_yrb3xt | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a MacBook that can’t be turned off.
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Jameschoral: TIFU by spilling a container of water onto a very expensive computer that I don’t know how to operate.
FTFY
parvani-rose: Exactly.
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1669599943 | 1669610898 | t3_z6jcze | t5_2to41 | 31 | Intelligent_Orange: TIFU by rejecting a job offer
This didn't happen today, but today is when I realized that I actually fucked up.
For a little background information, this is my first time getting a paid job anywhere. Previously any jobs have been volunteer work.
Last Thursday, I finally scored a job interview at ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1668119537 | 1668506079 | t3_yrtult | t5_2to41 | 91 | chiefcomplaint_: Tifu by ignoring my tattoo that wasn't healing
Let me start off by saying that I have dozens of tattoos. I have a half sleeve on one arm and various random tattoos all over. All of them are patchwork style, including my newest addition to my cryptid leg sleeve. I am also an experienced nurse.
I got a... | 7 | 13 | |
1668117409 | 1668171384 | t3_yrszsh | t5_2to41 | 77 | Jadarken: TIFU by watching too much Walking dead when my wife is sick
I usually lose interest on shows pretty quickly so when I watch something I want to watch as many of the seasons as fast as possible. Somehow multiple season are not for me so I admit that I skip some parts I have seen earlier.
Anyway, I started wa... | 7 | 11 | |
1669602060 | 1669690931 | t3_z6k42e | t5_2to41 | 123 | katecolbras: TIFU by telling my therapist’s partner that he had gorgeous eyes
So I was walking to Starbucks and a dog came around a corner and before I saw the owner I was like “can I pet your dog?” And then I realized it was my therapist! We caught up and I gave her dog lots of pets, and then her partner walked out of... | 3 | 41 | |
1668128135 | 1668288825 | t3_yrwzil | t5_2to41 | 18 | tradone: TIFU by being so efficient to my GF
So my beautiful GF, who has been living together with me for the past 2 years in my house together, is MIA.
I have a high-stress professional job requiring 12hrs+ of work Mon-Fri. My GF was recently hired and it's practically her first real job where she was having a lot of... | 6 | 3 | |
1669604699 | 1669661148 | t3_z6l0ik | t5_2to41 | 75 | orio-s: TIFU by hanging out with my ex.
So recently some things happened between my ex and I and we ended things. He was talking to another girl and I just didn’t like that. We decided to stay as friends and all has been fine.
A little over a week ago he started seeing another girl. This person was someone he dated in... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1668542444 | 1669680963 | t3_yw7vuc | t5_2to41 | 1,909 | PM_ME_Y0UR_NUDE_PICS: TIFU by paying for an 'erotic' massage
Context: I broke up with my long term partner earlier this year. I didn't want to do it, but it was for the better. I am still in love with her. On to the story.
I am travelling outside of my country and I found out that erotic massages are legal where I am ... | 8 | 238.625 | |
1669612144 | 1669613184 | t3_z6niix | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by basically exposing my weird ass fetish in from mr of my dad (and almost grandma)
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feedus-fetus_fajitas: Flip the script and act bewildered about the content and comment on how weird it was. Then explain you were only there because you were making a list of places NOT to visit on the internet... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1668135919 | 1668165943 | t3_yrzkda | t5_2to41 | 35 | Distinct-Holiday5947: TIFU by having my first wet dream
So last night, I (22F) had my first ever wet dream and it involved a streamer. I first want to say, I’m not active on twitch, never subscribed to anyone and I frankly don’t know too much about this guy. I had gotten a video of his in my recommendeds and I popped i... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1668136113 | 1668161104 | t3_yrzmi3 | t5_2to41 | 8,848 | allthesoxintheworld: TIFU by sending 40,000 pairs of socks to my grandmoms house
EDIT: Batch 2 has arrived and gram has jokes 😂 link in top comment
PROOF IN COMMENTS. Apologies for breaking rules earlier.
So I run a nonprofit for individuals in need in my community. Saw a company advertising that they give away 1 ... | 9 | 983.111111 | |
1668137581 | 1668138971 | t3_ys02ux | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by drawing Dickbutt on a whiteboard
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Darktenzi: You and your friends handeled that situation so poorly. Yall need to learn to chill man, its a drawing on a marker board.
Not-Shroom: I was chilling bruh. It was never that serious. I didn’t even do anything lol
Darktenzi: Maybe not that serious t... | 5 | 1 | |
1668139690 | 1668210070 | t3_ys0qff | t5_2to41 | 2,180 | [deleted]: TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom
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Moleypeg: If you think you are going to pass out, don’t lock the door!
Kaos2025: Why?
viber_in_training: Because if you actually need medical attention no one can get to you...
ZerotheWand... | 8 | 272.5 | |
1668142887 | 1668209803 | t3_ys1oxt | t5_2to41 | 44 | saltofthegrains: TIFU by ordering an adult pacifier for my 4 month old niece/goddaughter.
My sil had a baby and made me the godfather. I was ecstatic. I don’t have children of my own and my family is always hounding me to settle down but it’s not the lifestyle for me right now. I’m not as innocent as some might believ... | 4 | 11 | |
1669619369 | 1669647264 | t3_z6prr8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Hot_Future9137: TIFU by telling my gf about a kissing booth
Sorry for bad grammar
So I (16M) told my GF (17F) about some boys in my school planning to do a kissing booth and joked that maybe I should try it out. She got real mad, saying I always try to act cool (as if i’m a player, which is opposite of what I usually ... | 4 | 1 | |
1668145006 | 1668263661 | t3_ys2bgt | t5_2to41 | 1,728 | TheMolluskPod: TIFU by leaving a naked dude hanging
I work out at my local YMCA and today I worked out particularly hard. Just trying to get myself back in shape after getting kinda sedentary over 2020-2021. The locker room is at the far side of the building away from the weight room and down a long corridor from the ... | 14 | 123.428571 | |
1668147103 | 1668168166 | t3_ys2wme | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a girl Chinese
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DuePomegranate: > Stopped and paused for 5 seconds... before saying "I'm not Chinese" and "I'm Filipino"
Did Naomi say that or did you say that?
Aargh, I don't know why teenagers' writing is so hard to understand. The whole story from head to tail made no sense.... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1668148850 | 1668220273 | t3_ys3dpl | t5_2to41 | 95 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk and going on the NSFW part of reddit
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SirGreen117: Bro same. Recently.
Fuck em, most of my people have seen me streaking and I could give a fuck less.
"Imma show all your friends your pics!"
Ok and???
TheGeebLord: OK sweet thanks man. That makes sense and makes me feel al... | 6 | 15.833333 | |
1669622619 | 1669718036 | t3_z6qppr | t5_2to41 | 1,591 | AlwaysPressTheButton: TIFU during an interview
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bfrazer1: I've been editing reality TV for 15 years, and if it's any consolation I've seen this happen a few times. It sucks, but shouldn't be the end of the world. You mentioned a sound guy, so audio was running, right? A good editor will hopefully be able to sa... | 6 | 265.166667 | |
1668149120 | 1668150787 | t3_ys3g89 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing the only guy who ever loved me
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pkinetics: this might be awkward, but if L is as amazing and wonderful as you say he is, I'd send him a link to your post.
You have been open and honest. You've bared your soul and vulnerabilities to the anonymoose community of Reddit.
Be brave one mo... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1668149743 | 1668224167 | t3_ys3lwj | t5_2to41 | 3 | InvestigatorSimple91: TIFU I just fuck my near future up
It's 1:37 a.m in my country, and I really fucked everything up. I'm 16 and here, we finish high school at this age(Colombia). So I study in a technical school, we have to make a final project in order to graduate, today is 11/11/2022 and i have to present it on 1... | 3 | 1 | |
1668155399 | 1668194476 | t3_ys50f2 | t5_2to41 | 176 | throawayacct1314: TIFU by not showering before sex
Throw away account so hopefully my husband never finds this
I can't believe I'm posting this but I feel so embarrassed about it I feel like I can't not post it.
I (20f) and my husband (24m) have a pretty decent sex life as far as I'm concerned, we do it at least eve... | 7 | 25.142857 | |
1669629254 | 1669661508 | t3_z6siiu | t5_2to41 | 5 | AweProfit: TIFU: I may have given myself tinnitus (ringing in ear)
I may have given myself tinnitus.
Help & Suggestions
Hello everyone, recently in the last 5 days I’ve heard a ringing noise in my right ear… how did it start I will explain.
I’ve been having this lower back towards my (originally right hip/side/... | 5 | 1 | |
1668161691 | 1668186231 | t3_ys6jnt | t5_2to41 | 2 | ItsMrFoxToYou: TIFU by marrying my abuser (Trigger warnings, long) NSFW
Context, not today, some time ago but it's an anniversary today so its on my mind.
Parts of this will be vague, I can't afford to give away details that will allow them to identify me. This is all true and its been years trying to deal with thi... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1669639041 | 1669659084 | t3_z6vh10 | t5_2to41 | 178 | Burstmyanus: TIFU by eating thanksgiving leftovers and rushing while doing number 2
I have read the rules, and though this story does involve me and my digestive system, I will try to keep it as neatly formulated as I possibly can.
Just like any other day, I woke up, snoozed my alarm, got up, showered, did my make up... | 3 | 59.333333 | |
1668169193 | 1668295305 | t3_ys8u1h | t5_2to41 | 7 | Gay_and_bored_: TIFU by agreeing to date a boy i don’t like
*im sorry if I have grammar mistakes, English is not my first language*
Ok so me (15 f) and him (15 m) we’re close friends since the beginning of September this year, we could talk for hours and I told him a lot of privet things about me (including that I h... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1668174198 | 1668175759 | t3_ysavc9 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by crying in public for the first time in my life.
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This-guy-4491: So how exactly did you fuck up?
mike_pants: And what part of "lying in bed with my wife" was the "in public" part? That's about as private a scene one can be involved in.
bee-sting: Yeah I lie in bed with this guys wife in publi... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1669650016 | 1669662133 | t3_z6zp0i | t5_2to41 | 39 | ButterflyMountain656: TIFU by getting in trouble with the police during sex
One thing about me (21f) is that I am a very vocal woman and I can get really loud during sex .
One day, my bf came over and we started making out which turned into me being tied up to the bed with a butt plug, a vibrator inside of me and one ... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1668182347 | 1668259861 | t3_yseh5t | t5_2to41 | 11,219 | LooseEnvironment7911: TIFU by accidentally showing my boyfriend’s mom my nudes
My bf’s family was having a barbecue, and my bf’s mom asked me to take photos at the family event. I brought my nice camera (**not my phone**), and I completely understand that this whole situation could’ve been absolutely avoided. I really ... | 19 | 590.473684 | |
1669656117 | 1669660494 | t3_z72czs | t5_2to41 | 17 | throwingfast144: TIFU by asking my best friend out
So this happened two days ago and I really messed up. I(22m) asked out my best friend(21f) while extremely drunk. My best friend let's call her F has been my best friend since sophomore year in highschool. I learned she had feelings for me when I was 17, she told me bu... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1669656385 | 1669741941 | t3_z72hb6 | t5_2to41 | 841 | rosey0926: TIFU by realizing how much debt I'm in.
TLDR: I checked my credit score a couple of days ago and I haven't been able to sleep since.
Now, it's not as bad as you may think. At all. With the holiday season coming, I applied for some payment plans and got rejected, which made me realize: I need to pay my card... | 17 | 49.470588 | |
1669657295 | 1669658556 | t3_z72vs3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get an immigrant to speak english in America
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Kingindanorff: Dude wtf
Nablaquabla: He's just hitting her in the face in a very child friendly way, no permanent damage and all, what's the biggie?! I mean whenever I see someone riding a bike on the road I just throw rocks, milkshakes... | 4 | 2 | |
1669658969 | 1669817871 | t3_z73mri | t5_2to41 | 10,276 | luke111mart: TIFU by loving and trusting a woman for 3 years.
I've had relationship issues when I was young (girl left me for my friend, then the exact same thing happened with a different girl and different friend a few years later) but around 3 years ago I got back in touch with a girl I met in grade 3, and everythin... | 16 | 642.25 | |
1668190036 | 1668192365 | t3_ysi1tx | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by not going out for a couple of years
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YungJohn_Nash: Sex is weird and you're both adults. If one snafu runs her off then fuck it.
TobitosDoritos: fairly sure he wont get to if she runs away
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1669659300 | 1669683854 | t3_z73sdw | t5_2to41 | 303 | MortenaSmithF432: TIFU by not impulsively spending $135
My husband is a huge Metallica fan, he’s also a Swiftie. Over the last couple months we’ve been dealing with the TS album drop and ticket nonsense, and I learned that if I see anything drops in her online store that I think hubby will like that I should purchase i... | 5 | 60.6 | |
1668190841 | 1668191247 | t3_ysif6v | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing a poo on a water slide
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KittKatt7179: Ummm...what the hell is wrong with you? You should have been heading for a restroom, not standing at the top of a waterside. You don't wait until it is sliding out your ass to go to the toilet. You knew you were having tummy issues, you should h... | 3 | 3 | |
1669660232 | 1669696404 | t3_z7484w | t5_2to41 | 1 | HonestSmoke6182: TIFU by venting too far
It started last week I failed the Technology test and some kid started making fun of me because I'm very good at it normally. So me and my neighbor Clint started making joke on him make fun of his head and stuff and then Clint started to brought in other students and I was to h... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1668193512 | 1668194063 | t3_ysjpmo | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by losing in beerpong
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[deleted]: Stupid ploy for upvotes. Find a better way to get karma.
sirstephenthebrave: Almost certainly, still commented in the hopes it's real.
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1669659374 | 1669682988 | t3_z73tol | t5_2to41 | 28 | Streakfull: TIFU by cooking rice
This happened yesterday at around 2AM and things got blown way out proportion.
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I overcooked some rice so naturally a bit of steam came out of the window, the neighbor above me immediately called the emergency number before asking me about it. She came down super worried ... | 4 | 7 | |
1668194109 | 1668235617 | t3_ysjzyk | t5_2to41 | 269 | Gregory-al-Thor: TIFU by throwing $200 in the trash
My kid was selling popcorn for scouts. 6 weeks ago the orders were due. All we had to do was snap a pic of our order form and send it in. I did that. He sold about $200 worth to a few neighbors and family.
Today I got the email the popcorn is in and we can pick it up... | 8 | 33.625 | |
1668195476 | 1668226246 | t3_ysknji | t5_2to41 | 835 | [deleted]: Tifu by wearing shorts on a flight
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gathermewool: From my memories of being young, I don’t think I’ve ever had a wet dream that I didn’t remember. Is it even possible? It’s not called a wet deep sleep event; usually it was the result of a sexual dream.
When was the last time you ejaculated? From pe... | 18 | 46.388889 | |
1668195330 | 1668268477 | t3_yskl5x | t5_2to41 | 7,236 | shellybug21: TIFU by telling my family I voted to legalize marijuana
Hello! First time poster, obligatory did not happen today but on Tuesday (election day in US)
A bit of background: I (21F) live in Missouri. We voted on Tuesday whether or not to legalize marijuana (it passed). I have a very conservative family that ... | 17 | 425.647059 | |
1668917651 | 1669059236 | t3_yzut0w | t5_2to41 | 15,992 | ChumChumZel: TIFU by asking my husband for a bowl of nuts with Tobasco on it
I cant believe I'm writing this right now...
A couple of minutes ago I asked my husband a simple favor...to bring me some nuts with Tobasco on it (I am a big fan of Tobasco and we recently bought a good nut mix)
A couple minutes later he w... | 11 | 1,453.818182 | |
1669664883 | 1669668126 | t3_z76cno | t5_2to41 | 44 | marswarrior462: TIFU by cutting myself with a paring knife
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technicolored_dreams: OP, are you seeing anyone for your mental health?
marswarrior462: I did see a counseler and we’ve been working on ways to make sure that I never make mistakes like that again. To be fair, I’ve had a pretty rough year and I do hav... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1669666981 | 1669778716 | t3_z77bn1 | t5_2to41 | 59 | sanitizer_boi: TIFU by sanitizing my dick while masturbating
I was telling this story to my friend last night and she encouraged me to share it with the redditors of TIFU. So here we go.
This happened a few months ago. I live with my father and he was out of town due to office work for some days. I had the house all t... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1668199701 | 1668203143 | t3_ysmn80 | t5_2to41 | 53 | loveofmylife_21: TIFU by declaring meat at airport security
I recently came home from travelling abroad. The flight back included dinner and a snack, but I wasn't really hungry by the time the snack came around. I asked for a chicken pastry anyway, took a few bites of it, and decided to put the rest in my bag for when ... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1669668962 | 1669669431 | t3_z788ht | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being nice to strangers
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JJBUNZZ: What the fuck did I just read
_nitd27_: Exactly what happened to me.
JJBUNZZ: Sure Akshay
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1669671146 | 1669688557 | t3_z799bp | t5_2to41 | 258 | anonloserdude: TIFU by probably outing a colleague
First ever post to Reddit and I've gone anonymous because I'm ashamed.
This happened three days ago, at a work party.
I (31 Male) was drunk, but alcohol isn't an excuse.
I had attended a work party, which by midnight, I, and the majority of the group I was with, w... | 5 | 51.6 | |
1668203135 | 1668356542 | t3_yso4v8 | t5_2to41 | 4,813 | Inevitable_Shirt5044: TIFU Ending up on a Most Wanted list in a county I don’t even live in.
This happened about a month ago, I waited until I had everything straightened out to tell you guys about this.
I (26M) got a huge speeding ticket, and arrested outside of a town in a surrounding county on my Kawasaki Ninja ab... | 14 | 343.785714 | |
1669671014 | 1669674949 | t3_z7970f | t5_2to41 | 32 | MellowRevolution: TIFU by not knowing someone was coming to check the furnace.
So my room has been *really* cold over the past two-ish years and I complained about it all the time during the winter. So my mom finally said they’d get someone in to check it out.
Im nearing the end of the semester right now and my room ... | 4 | 8 | |
1669672178 | 1669705917 | t3_z79qe8 | t5_2to41 | 8,476 | paranoid_razorblade: TIFU by not knowing how to throw out condoms
This happened when I was 15 and just becoming sexually active with my first girlfriend at the time.
Since we were both getting into it, every day where I had the house to my self which was a lot because I lived in 2 houses and whenever one parent was a... | 12 | 706.333333 | |
1668205085 | 1668282842 | t3_ysox92 | t5_2to41 | 256 | melimarin20: TIFU by showing two dick pictures to a random stranger at a Museum
To the poor soul, I encountered last Saturday at the MFAH museum. My sincere apologies from the bottom of my heart.
Last week I attended the Philip Guston exhibition with my boyfriend. Ten minutes after arriving, my manfriend gets a call f... | 5 | 51.2 | |
1668203216 | 1668206638 | t3_yso5y7 | t5_2to41 | 24 | One_Ground5972: TIFU by moving into an acquaintances house
So to give you a time-frame this all happened within the first week of living in this house. The actual TIFU occurred during the beginning of the week when I moved in.
We will call my acquaintance Mike. I rented a room in Mikes house for $500 a month. It was a... | 3 | 8 | |
1668197612 | 1668221806 | t3_yslnjk | t5_2to41 | 13 | soapydoakie: TIFU by getting on the wrong bus
Disclaimer: nothing particularly dramatic or exciting, just had a bad day.
I had the most shit day. It all started when I ignored my alarm at 6am. I’m a sophomore and I live about an 1hr away from my university, but my commute takes around 1.5 hours. Keep in mind that I ha... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1668207679 | 1668220531 | t3_yspy8p | t5_2to41 | 78 | rabbitt-we: TIFU Ep 70! Waiting at the vet
rabbitt-we: Hellooo everyone! Welcome to tifu. For episode 70 we’ll be playing a game of truth or truth. Rules are simple, we’re playing truth or dare without the dare. If you have a fuck up you want to share, we can stop the game to hear it!
- make sure you direct the ques... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1669676614 | 1669687133 | t3_z7br4x | t5_2to41 | 20,930 | throwaway13845827: TIFU by shaving my pubic hair for the first time in my entire life.
I (19M) shaved my pubic hair for the first time. During my teenage years I got scared and thought that I would mess up and cut myself bad. That fear persisted until now.
It was a forest down there, only the top of the head was visi... | 13 | 1,610 | |
1669678326 | 1669679543 | t3_z7cihv | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining a relationship and being an asshole
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BeAwaretv: Look up borderline personality disorder. This behavior seems to match it almost perfectly. You're only 14, there will be other girls and other situations like this in the future and if you don't get a good grip on your emotions early, i... | 3 | 0 | |
1669683992 | 1669692809 | t3_z7etxz | t5_2to41 | 237 | Nice-Violinist-6395: TIFU by not poking around under the hood
(*This is a very lighthearted tifu, but I think it’s pretty funny:*)
I used to have a 20+ year old Corolla. Great car, a hundred thousand miles with zero problems - until I got rear-ended, and insurance replaced it with technically the same make and model o... | 6 | 39.5 | |
1668217381 | 1668340990 | t3_ystckj | t5_2to41 | 74 | KornPuf: TIFU by putting my debit card in my pocket
Didn't happen today, but the past month
I was at a store getting ready to pay when my coworker offered to pay for my things. It was a kind gesture, and i accepted, and put away my card. All is well, and i get back in my car to go home.
Forward word, I have some memo... | 10 | 7.4 | |
1668220184 | 1668220704 | t3_ysu8jb | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU asked my ex-crush out. Warning: im in a right pickle
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Eraevn: Go on a couple dates, and if it's not there it's not there. Then you can let them know that it's not really working and you all can move along.
Sixskinner: Oh that's pretty condensed and simple. Thank you, it's like this made it so c... | 3 | 4 | |
1669685179 | 1669689356 | t3_z7f9xy | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a freshly baked dinner roll before work.
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adenoidsremoved: you should roll up all the bills in your wallet/purse and let people see
and then walk around sniffing intermittently
😆
Luxeru: I might as well have. (・o・)
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1668221267 | 1668256487 | t3_ysukve | t5_2to41 | 24 | roselia4812: TIFU by eating 2 week old leftovers
First time posting on this sub, so here it goes!
I (21F) am a college student who has never lived off campus before until I reached my senior year this year. And so with that, I have no meal plan now. So I planned to eat takeout once a month and do grocery shopping once... | 4 | 6 | |
1669688399 | 1669758303 | t3_z7gibv | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by not taking my time while manscaping
This happened a few years ago. I had been talking to this chick for a few weeks now. We made plans one weekend and were finally gonna hookup. She had mentioned before how she likes a clean shave down there, something i never did before. I decided to try it, see how... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1668221783 | 1668300091 | t3_ysuqh1 | t5_2to41 | -5 | ComputedRocket: TIFU by making my wife regret making a post here.
This sounds like a troll but I am actually the husband in [this story.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ys50f2/tifu_by_not_showering_before_sex/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=sh... | 4 | -1.25 | |
1668225094 | 1668225945 | t3_ysvrfq | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By triggering my niece's PTSD
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kwyl: Doesn't really sound like a legit trigger or actual ptsd to me. Sounds more like an unpredictable 14 yr old girl in a mood. All those puberty hormones swimming around. She probably doesn't even know why she had the bad reaction herself. Leave or stay but don... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1668224133 | 1668230545 | t3_ysvh0e | t5_2to41 | 6 | turtlehermit1991: tifu by chasing a hit and run.
Stopped waiting in traffic today in the rain and some decided to pop into reverse and back into me. They then sped off. I chased them and called police with plate number. I honestly should have just stopped once I had the info and made a report. But I was pissed and not ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1669685553 | 1669747018 | t3_z7fexq | t5_2to41 | 98 | Okepolo: TIFU by not taking the qtip out of my ear
I’ve (30m) been growing out my hair for the better part of the year whereas normally I keep it short(relevant later trust me). This morning, I went to go clean my ears with a qtip as I normally do every so often and when I went to put it in I hit hair. This is where I ... | 4 | 24.5 | |
1668229126 | 1668262987 | t3_yswzk7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | memester1987: TIFU by not caring about someone's death
The title is pretty self explanatory but let me explain. This is all happened today. For some background, two people who went to our school had died a few months ago and it was tragic. Another person died later this week. My friend posted on their snap story wishin... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1668229084 | 1668584849 | t3_yswz39 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not controlling my anger at work.
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Important_Sprinkles9: You hopefully didn't decompose, but also unless someone complains, you're probably fine. Try to distract yourself a little until you've completed another shift and seen the outcome.
NorthernWriter90: I corrected my post as I meant to s... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1669692800 | 1669742325 | t3_z7i5pj | t5_2to41 | 28 | MeggieAC: TIFU by nearly burning the house down while making a grilled cheese sandwich
First, if this isn't the right place for this, please kindly let me know. I can't really blurt this to any friends and need someone to know my ridiculousness.
Let me preface this by saying that I'm doing this from my active main ac... | 4 | 7 | |
1669692260 | 1669744002 | t3_z7hyl2 | t5_2to41 | 2,570 | Hail_Corporate_: TIFU by sleeping with tape over my mouth
So I must've read, or seen, or picked up somewhere on the internet, the idea that breathing through your mouth, especially when you sleep, is bad for you. Something about sleep apnea, bad teeth, who knows. I also saw that, to combat this, people will put a bit o... | 11 | 233.636364 | |
1668231788 | 1668234370 | t3_ysxrh7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | 235_lady: TIFU by trying to serenade an elderly couple on a children's Christmas train ride
This actually happened 4 years ago but every Holiday season when "Let it Snow" comes on the radio, I'm instantly reminded of my F up and I cringe.
4 years ago, I began working on a Christmas train ride where I played the rol... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1668234067 | 1668243049 | t3_ysyekj | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too smart for my job
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clownandmuppet: Sounds like too many people are too easily insulted in some western countries.
Land of the free? Free speech? Everyone gets offended too easily.
Angel2121md: Yes a lot of people seem to and moreso since 2020 to me. Seems getting offended is more ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1668235141 | 1668256247 | t3_ysypps | t5_2to41 | 35 | MakaylaGirl98: TIFU by going to the ER and it all turning out to be nothing
TLDR at the bottom.
Like a lot of TIFU's here, this didn't happen today. I got inspired to post my story after [reading this TIFU](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4upq6x/tifu_by_going_to_the_emergency_room/) from over six years ago, and... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1669696806 | 1669755302 | t3_z7jkl7 | t5_2to41 | 181 | FuckingUnicornCum: TIFU by having sex for the first time, with my married friend.
Basically title is what happened. He(28m) has been my(25f) friend for quite some time now, and I met him a few months back, when I broke my leg- and he was the doctor who did my surgery. We started speaking a few days after the surgery an... | 10 | 18.1 | |
1668244796 | 1668287338 | t3_yt1xh0 | t5_2to41 | 541 | Single-Razzmatazz389: TIFU by filming myself masturbating and losing the camera in the sea
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Marcel2015_: Oh shit. I hope that the camera is rather destroyed than working, because if it is working anybody can see that.
Dasw0n: I found a GoPro that had been at the bottom of the ocean (35 metres) for 3 years goin... | 6 | 90.166667 | |
1668246088 | 1668288521 | t3_yt2cg6 | t5_2to41 | 8,990 | Digitek50: TIFU by inadvertently calling my girlfriend a fat elephant
My girlfriend and I have been stuck in a bit of a rut of late; not sleeping well, zero exercise and eating very poorly, resulting in lack of motivation from both of us. We would just sit around on our phones knowing full well we weren't paying any at... | 18 | 499.444444 | |
1669703316 | 1669732754 | t3_z7lpw7 | t5_2to41 | 328 | Prune_Fist: TIFU by taking my moms midterm for her
My mom’s been sick so I agreed to help when she said she was having trouble finishing some homework. I’ve helped her in the past, usually just walking her through the material. She sent it over Sunday and it was due today. I was busy with work yesterday and forgot to l... | 7 | 46.857143 | |
1668261537 | 1668270151 | t3_yt7sqv | t5_2to41 | 7 | Clubgirlok: TIFU by not attracting my dream girl
I don’t know why I keep going out to clubs and trying to meet women. It’s so dumb. I see other guys trying to talk to women and they just get rejected or ignored. The few times I do talk to women I get the same responses. Before you say I only talk to women out of my lea... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1669707972 | 1669729835 | t3_z7n52v | t5_2to41 | 87 | Grizzly489: TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube.
I was already a Nursing Assistant with 5 years in on a dementia unit, so when my grandma was diagnosed with it I became a part time personal caretaker for her. Eventually she got bad enough to need constant supervision and so her and my grandfather moved... | 6 | 14.5 |
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