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1668270668 | 1668279964 | t3_ytbqz1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending sexy pics to my male bff and my boyfriend found out and he broke up w/me
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SuccessfulCandle2182: At least he did not lose a smart girlfriend
alenaloin: lol like the one you’ll never get???
these clowns that never had a relationship or what it ensues giving snarky hateful inputs, omf... | 13 | 1.230769 | |
1668271218 | 1668363360 | t3_ytbzph | t5_2to41 | 2,763 | Tronracer: TIFU by enrolling in Snapshot with a 6 year old
I realize the title sounds weird. Snapshot is an app provided by my insurance company. The app tracks my behavior while driving and then adjusts my premiums according to the average score. I’m a relatively safe driver so I figured I could save money once they s... | 15 | 184.2 | |
1668275575 | 1668313421 | t3_ytdv5l | t5_2to41 | 10 | notintelligent23: TIFU BY DESTROYING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY BEST FRIEN AND MAKING HER DO AN AB0RTION
Okay, honestly i don't know where to begin, this time i really messed up.
Im (m) 20 years old and my best friend is 19 (f), i met her during college and i fell in love with her, i didn't tell her anything at that t... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1669722432 | 1669818132 | t3_z7rto8 | t5_2to41 | 30,822 | jackredditlol: TIFU by hitting on my university professor
A little background.
Since this semester started, we've had an online course with a teacher who's based outside of the country where the master's program is taking place. It's been planned since the semester started that we'd hold the last session together in p... | 17 | 1,813.058824 | |
1668280624 | 1668318200 | t3_ytftz9 | t5_2to41 | 16,754 | ThrowRadad01: TIFU by destroying me and my daughers relationship because i didn't believe her.
I'm not looking for any sort of sympathy with this post, it's more of an awareness.
TW// rape
I (M54) have a daughter(F22) that when she was 14 was horribly ganged raped by 3 guys from her school. but I will start from the ... | 16 | 1,047.125 | |
1669724112 | 1669795397 | t3_z7sf6j | t5_2to41 | 70 | JenivereDomino: TIFU by driving my own wheelchair into my foot.
So this was last week but the result of the fuckup is becoming somewhat clearer now!
I had a dentist appointment. I'm not overly keen on seeing dentists, so I was pretty anxious and on edge before I even got there.
Now, I should mention I'm a wheelcha... | 5 | 14 | |
1668280311 | 1668298527 | t3_ytfpkz | t5_2to41 | 21 | NuttyDounuts14: TIFU by getting 2 jabs at once and then going out
Not quite today, but yesterday and I'm feeling the ramifications of my decisions today.
Yesterday, it was time to make the monthly pharmacy run (thank you chronic conditions) and I figured I should start the winter vaccines.
Oh? I can get my flu and CO... | 3 | 7 | |
1668282003 | 1668286798 | t3_ytgctg | t5_2to41 | 7 | Sorrymomlol12: TIFU For wearing rival attire into a bar and got pranked with Carolina Reaper Blazin wings.
Happened minutes ago, so still struggling with the consequences.
Husband and I and a mutual friend came to a well known wing chain that serves blazin hot wings (ya know the one). Think of the biggest rivalries in... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1668285618 | 1668736868 | t3_ythr3p | t5_2to41 | 1,901 | Daligheri: TIFU by roasting someone who had the gall to plagiarize my story.
TIFU.
I write and submit stories for free for everyone to read. Think something like Wattpad, minus the teen romance and erotic mafia stories. Now, I love to write and I also love to read. I had submitted several stories to the website and wa... | 8 | 237.625 | |
1669726722 | 1669727717 | t3_z7tdox | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending an OOTD to a guy I met on a dating app
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PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS: Da fucks an OOTD?
notanaccounttofollow: I also wonder this…
Side note- does the username work? Lol
PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS: Outfit of the day apparently.
It has on occasion, loved them every time.
notanaccounttofollow: Amen. ... | 6 | 5 | |
1669727185 | 1669732896 | t3_z7tkgz | t5_2to41 | 10 | slimthiccbois: TIFU in the gym by putting a bench under a smith machine while pumped.
So I started to run out of workouts for push day and decided to fuck around and put a bench under a smith machine because I saw one guy doing it earlier last week. Well I was already worked my muscle groups, but didn't realize how f... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1668287806 | 1668364953 | t3_ytilzx | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU by freaking my daughter out about death
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neutrino71: Sense of your own mortality is not usually found until you're a bit older. Unfortunately life sometimes has other plans. Acknowledge your own mortality, but use it to show her the joy you take from this fleeting life
stealth57: I remember at... | 3 | 25.333333 | |
1668289262 | 1668293785 | t3_ytj6ox | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexting with a married woman who was also my best friend
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thatCapNCrunch: I suppose the only good thing here is that you feel terrible about what you did.
That was fucking stupid. And you absolutely were part of the reason that their marriage is falling apart, although it’s hard to tell wha... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1668288992 | 1668295763 | t3_ytj2xr | t5_2to41 | 7 | Precascer: TIFU by buying an Xbox
I don't even know how to start this, my head's throbbing from so much stuff that has lead to this moment, and I want to at least have a way to let others know this story.
To start it up, I was looking for an Xbox Series on Shopee. It's a trustworthy website, but it was the customer th... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1668288670 | 1668369156 | t3_ytiy67 | t5_2to41 | 104 | ArchmageNinja22: TIFU by staring at a projector light.
As the title states, today I made what was probably the stupidest decision of my life- staring at a projector light.
Today was just another Saturday for me. I'm on an academic team for my high school, and today was our economics lecture. During one of our breaks, ... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1669734011 | 1669780136 | t3_z7wdop | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by shooting a potentially great relationship in the foot…
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GirlsAndChemicals: I see your thought process and understand why you didn't think of it as cheating, but the issue is that you were having concerns about your relationship and rather than addressing those concerns *with your partner* yo... | 5 | 3 | |
1668299764 | 1668526553 | t3_ytn6j5 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: tifu uti in mock exam
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AccountantSilent733: Oh bless you. I've had this sometimes when I was young (30F here).
Please go and check this with your GP if you're concerned of an UTI. If caught early it might reduce the chance of getting into kidney infection and having chronic issues later.
Being to... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1668301605 | 1668303420 | t3_ytntfi | t5_2to41 | 10 | BittahGenius1: TIFU by losing the love of my life, and than ruining any chance at friendship with her
I love my ex and i am still in love with her and that is something that will never fade i truly believe that. She and i broke up roughly a month ago as a result of a fight where i lashed out at her because she brought ... | 5 | 2 | |
1668306254 | 1668308672 | t3_ytpd2q | t5_2to41 | 53 | TIFUweggooiaccountje: TIFU by sexting with a blackmailer
This happened last night, and I think it's important to share it here because of how I reacted.
Let's start at the beginning.
I was on a dating app and matched with a nice looking girl. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary and we had really nice conversations... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1668307591 | 1668443498 | t3_ytpszz | t5_2to41 | 5,831 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing what “fishing in the dark” meant
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dieana8638: I thought the actual meaning of the phrase is to search for something blindly.
Spanky_Ikkala: I'm with you here. Always used it to mean that.
FrankenGretchen: This is how we get in trouble. They change shit up and don't send notices... | 8 | 728.875 | |
1668604549 | 1668646970 | t3_ywt16q | t5_2to41 | 18,203 | throwawayyyyy2000n6: TIFU and my mom slipped on my cum
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Ahmadden: Since you were in the bathroom why you didn't grap toilet paper and nut in it. You should always have paper towels when wanking lol.
Moam213: better yet just finish into the toilet and flush
Ahmadden: That's kinda hard we can't aim it down the t... | 13 | 1,400.230769 | |
1668309823 | 1668316255 | t3_ytqizb | t5_2to41 | 138 | Aerie-Sw: TIFU by crapping myself at the Gucci store.
Ok, it goes like this. I went shopping at a high end mall today. On the way there, I felt some telltale cramping but ignored it. It’s just gas, right? Wrong. Took a bathroom break to take care of business and that relieved the cramping. I’m good now, right? Wron... | 4 | 34.5 | |
1669746501 | 1669786255 | t3_z81ugg | t5_2to41 | 6,528 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my girlfriend a gag gift for our anniversary
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ariphron: Rule one of gag gift buying. You buy the gag gift give first then give the real gift after.
alec_eiffel_: Yep, I bought my wife a Squatty Potty for her birthday a couple weeks ago. She loves the commercial and I thought it would ... | 10 | 652.8 | |
1668313859 | 1668314855 | t3_ytrsm1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting scammed
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Upbeat_Finding2295: What types of messages were they going to send?
Fire51271: Pictures of our chats and the picture I sent
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1668315489 | 1668397647 | t3_yts9yc | t5_2to41 | 6,358 | floreality: TIFU by informing my SO that I didn't arrive home safely.
My SO and I don't live together, and we both have a lengthy commute to work in different directions. It's become routine that we text each other when we leave work and when we arrive home.
Today, I forgot to let SO know that I had left work. When I ... | 11 | 578 | |
1668316196 | 1668385491 | t3_ytshna | t5_2to41 | 316 | Honest-Disaster8262: TIFU by showing my boyfriend a penis
My boyfriend and I have been together for almost 6 months now but we've been friends 6 years. About 3 years ago my boyfriend gave me and our friends ding dings as a gag gift for christmas. For reference, a ding ding is a small rubber penis with a face. It's supp... | 5 | 63.2 | |
1668315507 | 1668351237 | t3_ytsa4p | t5_2to41 | 262 | Reverie_Wolf: TIFU by confessing my feelings to my best friend.
This is a complicated story so bear with me.
My best friend (23F) had feelings for me(23M) for the past couple of months. She told me she had feelings for me a month back. I was not ready for a relationship (due to commitment issues), so when she did conf... | 5 | 52.4 | |
1669749521 | 1669846160 | t3_z837q9 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying about my age
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Marrsvolta: No 26 year old, especially one who has a child and was married in the past, should be getting 17 year old girls numbers. What a creep. You should tell your mom.
[deleted]: But it's okay if she was 18 right?
aussie_nub: That's what I don't get. If he was 50 an... | 8 | 5.375 | |
1668320145 | 1668358653 | t3_yttmhj | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friends I moved across the country
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Devittraisedto2: Tbh it really is a shit move
I'm assuming you've been friends for a long time, of course they'll be sad that you suddenly announced your departure without telling them. Because to them that means their friendship meant nothing... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1668319564 | 1668323540 | t3_yttgaq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by having my cats play with my dirty underwear
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harleyspoison267: If she does judge you just because your cats took your underwear out, she's not the type of woman you want as your future MIL. Seriously tho, it should be NBD. She's a mom, she's seen waayyy worse!
harleyspoison267: Also at least... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1669752687 | 1669818383 | t3_z84nej | t5_2to41 | 5,243 | kevinhknudson: TIFU by forgetting to bring my wallet to Wendy's
2 days ago, I (16M) went to Wendy's for a late night craving. I pulled up, ordered, and drove to the window, only to realize that I didn't have my wallet. I had no cash in my car and I didn't have any type of electronic payment set up.
Immediately after t... | 15 | 349.533333 | |
1669756395 | 1669759999 | t3_z86d5c | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my temper at my needy, emotionally fragile girlfriend
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NoReallyLetsBeFriend: Love how people are hating... Glad none of them have ever lost their temper or patience... Anyway, I hope it works out. Sometimes shit gets crazy or out of hand in the heat of the moment, but as long as you b... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1669757037 | 1669775569 | t3_z86ngx | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU By Sleeping w/ Friend’s GF
Throwaway for obvious reasons***
A few months ago I was visiting an old friend who i hadn’t seen in years and he throws me a party with a bunch of old college friends. Heavy drinking takes place. I’m about to crash on the couch when this very drunk girl comes up and says, “Yo... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1668328651 | 1668368394 | t3_ytvvy1 | t5_2to41 | 184 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking out of the bathroom naked in front of my 62 year old uncle
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NakedAndAfraidFan: Why are you upset about the granny panties part? Would you rather have been wearing a thong?
allyouneedare6cats: Not embarrassed by them, added that detail for comedic effect
jovial_jack: On a separate not... | 10 | 18.4 | |
1669757204 | 1669768279 | t3_z86q2z | t5_2to41 | 5 | Disappear-1214: TIFU by burning all my bud
FYI: happened like 2 months ago but just remembered this and regretted not posting it sooner.
So I like weed but have always preferred edibles to smoking. I usually get them from a friend of mine, but he moved out of the city so anytime I wanted some I had to wait for us to ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1669757799 | 1669788008 | t3_z86zar | t5_2to41 | 359 | B45b: TIFU by sharing old memory with elder brother
We had a get together with a few of our friends and my brother and his gf were in town so they came over too. He knew some of my friends as we all grew up in the same town. We start reminiscing and telling each other fun stories from the past. And my friend, (let’s ca... | 5 | 71.8 | |
1669757706 | 1669759398 | t3_z86xx2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | sorrowfulChamp: TIFU and will fail my first class
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Snowquilter: You have choices. I think your best option is to take your case to your prof. Explain all that you have here (you can skip the high school/ged explanation - it is irrelevant). Ask for help and be willing to do whatever it takes. Ask for an incompl... | 3 | 3 | |
1669758770 | 1669760970 | t3_z87e79 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by starting a small business
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shadesofwolves: Not even subtly disguised as a weird ad.
feetsfoots: Genuine questions. I’m not willing to share any of my info here. Reddit is the only anonymous forum I have ever dabbled with, and TIFU is my favorite sub with my real account.
Obviously ads are ... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1668338982 | 1668341249 | t3_ytz122 | t5_2to41 | 11 | samjayne775: TIFU by buying my bf a lego F1 car
My boyfriend is a massive F1 fan, especially McLaren. He also loves lego and I buy him a new set for his birthday and Christmas every year (we've for the Stranger Things set, a Star Destroyer, Millennium Falcon, Slave 1 etc so you get the picture) Although these sets are ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1669762743 | 1669763067 | t3_z8947w | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by losing a condom
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Moosebuckets: Why are you keeping condoms like they’re something special?THROW THEM OUT
No-Block6771: Well the disposal of condoms is not usually my job so I didn't think about it
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1668341638 | 1668343401 | t3_ytzyiy | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU when my father walked in on me masturbating and things went as poorly as they could have in a ten second period
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Symbolicdeathwish: Using someone else's sex Toys is just Gross Jesus
TSCCaillou: Unless you plastic wrap it first, gotta stay hygenic yknow?
Symbolicdeathwish: ..... Nasty
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1669764941 | 1669846211 | t3_z8a32x | t5_2to41 | 3 | Parliamentjoker: TIFU by yelling at a truck driver who was just doing their job
I feel like absolute shit right now. Anyway. I’m sitting here in traffic in the passenger seat of my friend car and all of sudden the traffic jam starts. In the middle of the wave I see a white truck just sitting there. The back was open a... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1669765613 | 1669770337 | t3_z8adhb | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU and potentially destroyed my relationship
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MeetMeInMordor: Take what you’ve learned from this experience and apply it to your next one. This relationship is over.
Practical_Nature_573: Yeah, I've been talking to a relationship counselor and was told that I need to give her time, so I'm followin... | 5 | 5 | |
1668344309 | 1668346751 | t3_yu0yyl | t5_2to41 | 31 | StuckMyDickInCrazyy: TIFU by thinking with the wrong head.
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but about 10 years ago. For some reason I was thinking about this recently and wanted to share this story. Throwaway account for obvious reasons
Trigger warning: >!abuse, gaslighting!<
About 11 years ago (when I was ... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1668345183 | 1668351855 | t3_yu1bi6 | t5_2to41 | 94 | ProgrammerLonely6705: TIFU by throwing a dead pigeon in my neighbors house
This event didn't happen today; it was a couple of years before covid was a thing. So my friends and I decided to walk in the neighborhood near my house to a nearby park to play football. We were all about the age of 12 at that time. So anyways ... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1669770120 | 1669771709 | t3_z8c9td | t5_2to41 | -13 | Accomplished-Duck138: TIFU using my fiancés laptop
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Darkassassin07: Wow.
If I was him and found out about this, I'd dump you in a heart beat.
The files are unimportant, but the fact that you'd go digging through his files, contacts, messages, social media..... Jfc
Accomplished-Duck138: They were all open, te... | 6 | -2.166667 | |
1668348656 | 1668396847 | t3_yu2qu5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not asking my brother for a charger properly
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Legitimate-Pie3628: Asian household? Even if it is, the brother is too old for shit like this.
sneezy336: What does “Asian” have to do with it?
Legitimate-Pie3628: Asian and black household do be like that.
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1668349069 | 1668372572 | t3_yu2x9p | t5_2to41 | 2,193 | airportapple: TIFU by being the biggest virgin on the planet
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Detozi: Ha if it’s any consolation we’ve all done this. I’m 35 and I still have flashbacks and think ‘oh she wanted sex then’. God I was absolutely clueless as a kid
TrixicAcePolyamEnby: Halloween 1998. I was 20 and an assistant manager at Blockbust... | 7 | 313.285714 | |
1669770592 | 1669778150 | t3_z8cgn2 | t5_2to41 | 278 | __Wasabi__: TIFU by trying to relax for a moment in my day off
OK so for context, I work full time and have 3 small kids. Due to bills and such I typically work weekends as well for overtime. Today was a special day as I finally can relax for a bit (only in the morning as I have appointments later). It was me and the... | 4 | 69.5 | |
1669775065 | 1669786755 | t3_z8eb97 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Decent-Monitor2717: TIFU: I stole from workplace.
Throwaway for obvious.
This happened few hours ago. I have to share with someone or I will go crazy.
I (M) grew up in the family were somehow without trying much my parents instilled me a honor principles while I lived with them. They did it with example rather than t... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1669776539 | 1669844211 | t3_z8ex5a | t5_2to41 | 18,351 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the dr and completely embarrassing myself
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treehouse_of_doom: I’m not gonna lie, aloe plant wasn’t the direction I saw this story going. 😂
gospdrcr000: i was half expecting another coconut
Spazmer: I thought it was going to be a forgotten tampon.
harleyspoison267: Seriously though,... | 12 | 1,529.25 | |
1669775869 | 1670213845 | t3_z8ene4 | t5_2to41 | 38 | SabrinaBrna: TIFU by crying in the shower.
I have PTSD linked to decades of verbal, physical, and sexual abuse. From my earliest memories, I was abused. PTSD manifests itself differently for everyone. For me I have nightmares and severe depression that borders on unchecked rage when I’m not meditating. I love my life n... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1668353598 | 1668522079 | t3_yu4y5y | t5_2to41 | 511 | theworkypop: TIFU by fighting back in my dreams
I dont remember exactly what I was dreaming about or what it was I was fighting about but tifu by fighting back someone in my dream.
A little context about my sleeping situation. I sleep on the floor with a 2-in mattres beside two accent chair with the foot exposed on a... | 7 | 73 | |
1668351563 | 1668408978 | t3_yu40pq | t5_2to41 | 12 | dare_cR: Tifu by being half way around the world
Prolog. I (20m) am in the military and stationed in okinawa. I am originally from the states. I worked with and had a huge crush on this girl before i enlisted but could never work up the nerve to tell her how i felt.
Fast forward to me enlisting going through ov... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1669778498 | 1669782049 | t3_z8fp4o | t5_2to41 | 15 | weibae: TIFU by breaking my coworker's phone
Sorry for formatting and spelling, on movile.
I was working late on an artsy extracurricular project for work. It was getting late and I realized that it was past the metered time for my car. I had been fined before and we were getting to the end of the night so I quickly... | 3 | 5 | |
1669779847 | 1669836951 | t3_z8g7sy | t5_2to41 | 132 | BHasABeard: TIFU By Purchasing my Mom a Dildo for Christmas.
So this actually happened the Friday after Thanksgiving.
This year is the first year my family won’t be able to congregate for Christmas. So we agreed to do a “white elephant” at our Turkey Day because everyone and their SO’s would be there.
When this pla... | 6 | 22 | |
1669780651 | 1669784132 | t3_z8gim0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | RushAggravating1045: tifu by trying to pay for sex
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oscurochu: Whether you paid a scammer or an escort, by the sounds of it, that $600 was money you were willing to part with, or you wouldn't have done it
RushAggravating1045: It was a matter of circumstance. It was 2:00am and I was kind of desperate. I had a s... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1668356367 | 1668398501 | t3_yu67zy | t5_2to41 | 3 | texas_sexranger: TIFU by showing my friends a video of me having a foursome
tl:dr they did not appreciate
Me and my girlfriend are pretty open. We like to take lots of dirty pictures and sometimes film ourselves having sex. We have some like minded friends who we like to share our stuff with. We also have threesomes r... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1668363414 | 1668381528 | t3_yu9gbb | t5_2to41 | 6 | ThrowAwayTheMask1285: TIFU by sending my nudes to a stranger online
ThrowAway Account btw, So during this morning I couldn't sleep, and something I do in those cases is go to random chat apps or anonymous chat apps. I was on one and I met a girl that was very flirty and sexty and that's rare, but me being bored and lon... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1669790221 | 1669794024 | t3_z8jx6y | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by not paying attention to we’re I was walking
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re-tyred: We're = we are???
captain_duckys_tits: Well crap didn’t see that before I posted and I’m not sure how to correct it
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1669791648 | 1669844287 | t3_z8kehc | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU by having to shit behind a gas station
I just shit behind a gas station after twelve hours of driving thanks to Rowdy Energy®
so, the title is pretty self explanatory but I think I shit out the rest of what little dignity I had left there in those bushes
seriously, i had just made it through the adiro... | 3 | 28.333333 | |
1669791597 | 1669813659 | t3_z8kdlj | t5_2to41 | 36 | Trainsistor: TIFU by proposing to my girlfriend
For the record this began years ago. I had a pretty traumatic experience in highschool that left me with complex PTSD that really activates this time of year. Not an excuse but just to provide context.
So I forgot to take my meds Saturday morning. Normally that's not a b... | 3 | 12 | |
1669801443 | 1669848947 | t3_z8nayf | t5_2to41 | 403 | NakedByNight: TIFU falling asleep while watching porn
Last night I (17m) fell asleep in my room. It was a long day. Problem was, moments before passing out, I decided to watch porn on my phone. I've managed to avoid masturbating in November. My first attempt at NNN. I had no real reason for doing it other than to see i... | 8 | 50.375 | |
1668371302 | 1668388410 | t3_yud3og | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking up with love of my life
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SeekingAugustine: It kinda sounds like you sabotaged your relationship. You should probably talk to a therapist to figure out any underlying issues you have. Otherwise you will keep doing it in other relationships
Alarmed-Reserve5512: yep thats what i’m co... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1668697615 | 1668703240 | t3_yxsmwg | t5_2to41 | 24 | MeatBicycle4two: TIFU By trying to shock a scammer/catfish
Right, so I received a wrong number text. I tried my best to catch them in their scam. This involved baiting questions and trying to be a little polite. Their English went from some of the most grammatically correct English, to absolute nonsense, to typing in J... | 4 | 6 | |
1669813567 | 1669867560 | t3_z8r0wt | t5_2to41 | 140 | JrtheFool: TIFU by leaving my weed in my bag at therapy.
My parents force me to go to group therapy every day 4 days a week. It is very invasive and takes up most of my time only giving me 3 hours of Freetime a day. I decided to buy some weed to treat myself because I haven't had nice things lately, you can imagine how... | 9 | 15.555556 | |
1668377381 | 1668390573 | t3_yug4h6 | t5_2to41 | 2,293 | Commercial_Low1383: TIFU by expecting my family to pay for my birthday dinner update
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MegaRadCool8: Don't assume you're overstaying your welcome if your friend's dad says you aren't; there are more people that want to help than people that don't in the world. But do ask your friend to be honest with you about ... | 7 | 327.571429 | |
1668380602 | 1668380925 | t3_yuhpnu | t5_2to41 | 15 | badguyrude: TIFU by wearing my hoodie at night
I was walking around last night in a hoodie because it was really cold last night. I was walking on the same sidewalk as this white straight couple. Once the guy saw me he stopped and held his girlfriend. He just kept looking at me as I was walking by. Once I walked by he ... | 3 | 5 | |
1668612847 | 1668641578 | t3_ywwm01 | t5_2to41 | 4,979 | NazgulNumberNine: TIFU when I encouraged my roommate's dad to follow me to his son's room
Yesterday my roommate's dad decided to show up at our apartment unannounced. I answered the door and invited the dad to come inside. I was high as fuck at the time, but I did the same shit I always do when I'm pretending not to be... | 18 | 276.611111 | |
1668421137 | 1668460914 | t3_yuv000 | t5_2to41 | 27 | SunnyBunny1209: TIFU by trying to unclog a toilet and flooding my bathroom
First, a little bit of backstory. I (19M) still live at home with my parents, but I am not a jobless neckbeard. I pay rent and help out around the house, and it's just more convenient to live at home since I go to community college nearby. My mo... | 3 | 9 | |
1668381895 | 1668388632 | t3_yuiaok | t5_2to41 | 130 | yuliwen: TIFU by crashing a car wash
Today I took my partner’s car to run errands and wanted to get it cleaned as I was heading back. In the car wash, the steering wheel leaned a bit towards the left a few times and my left side mirror was pushed forward by the spinning brushes. A little scared that I was left too much... | 3 | 43.333333 | |
1669819639 | 1669901078 | t3_z8tbxd | t5_2to41 | 3,765 | jackredditlol: TIFU by completely misunderstanding the Secret Santa game at work and making a complete fool out of myself
A bit of context.
I'm working in Europe and I was raised in an Arabic country so Christmas and everything else that comes with it is a completely foreign concept to me. My colleagues are awesome... | 13 | 289.615385 | |
1669820660 | 1669898115 | t3_z8tr0v | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening a joint account
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ValElTech: What is a sahp? For me it's a Solar Assisted Heat Pump ....
Frosty_Weather_3899: Stay at home parent
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1669821005 | 1669859497 | t3_z8tw8l | t5_2to41 | 56,053 | PresidentWeevil: TIFU by purchasing an expensive coffee machine and making a terrible discovery
I drink a lot of coffee. My mornings consist of two 300ml mugs of coffee, and I sometimes have a third after dinner later in the day.
Recently, I got far too into James Hoffmann's videos and decided to upgrade my shitty dr... | 16 | 3,503.3125 | |
1669822105 | 1669905331 | t3_z8ucq9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Lovethecreeper: TIFU by letting my S/O get me some gifts on Amazon.
Me (20F) and my girlfriend (21F) have been in a relationship for a little over a year now. Because of that and the current proximity to Christmas, my girlfriend decided to get me a some (combo Christmas/anniversary) gifts that were on my Amazon wishlis... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1668389118 | 1668451440 | t3_yul0d8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | madfickle_: TIFU by using a insecticide surface spray on my house
It’s spring in Australia, I live in a rural city so I get a lot of bugs and spiders. I bought my first home in July, and the outside is covered in spiderwebs. My dad suggested I use a surface spray for long-term prevention. So I did, and within about 10 ... | 4 | 5 | |
1668389973 | 1668410307 | t3_yulb45 | t5_2to41 | 18 | cumvilenecklace: TIFU by wearing a cum filled necklace to bed.
TIFU this morning i (F 18) woke up by a loud popping noise, i look around and i smell something that smells like rotten eggs or even mouldy cheese. im looking around for the source of the noise. i then feel something wet on my bed and do what everyone else ... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1669828352 | 1669829371 | t3_z8wza8 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Chronicmatt: TIFU by sleeping on a decomposing rodent.
So I just read a TIFU here that made me remember this horrible TIFU from my youth. When I was in tenth grade I went to my first concert ever. Long story short it was a ton of fun and I spent the night in the first row gripping the handrail watching the band play. T... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1668392835 | 1668395799 | t3_yumc4p | t5_2to41 | 17 | FuelTankGone: TIFU by ruining a ten year old friendship over a confession
I (24M) have been friends with A (22F) for nearly ten years now. We meet online almost a decade ago back when we were both still in school and although we live quite far from one another we became close friends as we had similar interests and we ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1668394271 | 1668396309 | t3_yumu2j | t5_2to41 | 24 | sliquidbrain: TIFU by thinking I had an STI
I spent last weekend working during a convention, met a lot of people, busy hotel, lots of folks coming in and out. At one point I wasn't feeling too good, I did what I normally would never do, I had a bath in my hotel room. I return home and a couple days go by....
My dick ... | 4 | 6 | |
1668395063 | 1668396622 | t3_yun3te | t5_2to41 | 34 | emmaleebee2910: TIFU by telling my very close friend that I'm in love with him
We use to mess around about 4 and a half years ago, when I tell you it was the most amazing sex we'd ever had. We just flowed together.
I wanted to date him back then but we had su h completely different lives.
He got me through a really... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1668396624 | 1668398256 | t3_yunnco | t5_2to41 | 105 | wantmymilk: TIFU by touching my mom's sex toy
Yep. I was using my mom's bathroom to take a shower because my little sister was using the main one.
I turn around to get the shampoo that's behind me, and on my right I see this small pink thing that looks like chapstick. Exact same size as a usual one. It's a bit heavy, s... | 6 | 17.5 | |
1668392754 | 1668990571 | t3_yumb4f | t5_2to41 | 415 | slt125: TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue
First ever post, I figured this FU warranted it. On mobile, please forgive formatting, yada, yada….
So today I decided to fix a pair of stud earrings whose front part had come apart from the backing. Husband grabs the crazy glue from the shed and leaves me to it.
Now... | 7 | 59.285714 | |
1669831237 | 1669900598 | t3_z8y7ug | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by drugging my friends
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YoghurtSafe1577: they need to calm down - it was an accident. no one died, no one got truly hurt. They must be pretty shitty friends to drop you over a slipup
realtors-suck: Lol a slip up…think about that. What if you were there with a significant other who isn’t a user ... | 11 | 0.909091 | |
1668404404 | 1668511926 | t3_yuq4vm | t5_2to41 | 19,112 | Artistic-Resolve3493: TIFU by leaving my dildo in the shower
A little background info: 18F here and my family all shares 1 bathroom to shower. My parents are super strict when it comes to relationships and such.
Long story short I was doing my thang in the shower and left my dildo in the bathroom. It was completely ou... | 11 | 1,737.454545 | |
1669833044 | 1669869901 | t3_z8z0xb | t5_2to41 | 87 | kinyodas: TIFU By Ruining My Wife's Christmas Gift
My TIFU didn't happen this Christmas or even last season. I still feel bad about it to this day and for me it has served as a life lesson on how read your significant other and take a hint. I didn't realize it at the time, but she is an absolute messiah with knowing ex... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1668404906 | 1668417391 | t3_yuqad5 | t5_2to41 | 29 | nachocheesetriangle: TIFU by confessing my feelings to my best friend the day after he broke up with his girlfriend
This is a throwaway because I dont want him to find this. I (23 M) have had feelings for my best friend, J (24 M) since high school. Im not very open about being gay as I live in a very conservative area ... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1669825215 | 1669904361 | t3_z8vndz | t5_2to41 | 22 | FlatulentWallaby: TIFU by testing out the zoom function on a basketball team's camera
Obligatory this happened 15 years ago.
I got a job being the cameraman for our basketball team for game film which doesn't sound as fancy as it really is, it was basically just me with a camcorder following the players around and get... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1668854734 | 1668909515 | t3_yz94w0 | t5_2to41 | 2,718 | NotGoodAtBreathing: TIFU allowing a dog to sniff my pockets
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Howsyourbellcurve: Bit of advice. Most dogs will get very interested if you sit or lay on the ground around them. Better luck next time I guess.
lilsmudge: Yes. Definitely don’t chase; chasing only leads to “yay, we’re running!” Or “holy shit it’s ch... | 14 | 194.142857 | |
1668412268 | 1668415826 | t3_yusc32 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Sweaty_Fun_6366: TIFU by starting a chain reaction of throwing up
Preface, this happened two days ago.
Also TW for emetophobia.
With that out of the way, onto the fuck-up. I'm currently a University Student living with 13 other roommates. We all share a social space, and occasionally hang out or watch movies in ther... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1669835969 | 1669839425 | t3_z90eet | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my enemy she was perfect!
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ThatKaleidoscope8736: lol you were a "playboy" at 13. You need to learn how to cope about things. If this almost drove you to suicide seek therapy
thedisoriantedwhale: well my friends always said i dated over 39 girls
but it isn't that. she was always h... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1668418768 | 1668437155 | t3_yuu6hz | t5_2to41 | 5,449 | Throwaway19197777: TIFU by accidentally hooking up with my mate's dad
So the interesting part of this story all happened a number of months ago. I (18m) had just turned 18 at the time and had already spent a while coming to terms with my sexuality. As I grew more comfortable with myself I started to do slightly more ex... | 15 | 363.266667 | |
1668420012 | 1668425625 | t3_yuuls3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Downtown-Forever-479: TIFU. Not today, but def think about it everyday…
She was such an amazing woman. She was everything to me. I was happy, she was happy. But then I decided to be a dumbass and let my mind wander off after 2 years of being with said girl. I ended up hurting the only person I truly love. C if you ever... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1668420158 | 1668462921 | t3_yuunrk | t5_2to41 | 58 | LeChonkPerfection: TIFU by making my dad think I am depressed
Alt account cause reasons.
So I (26m) live with my parents cause housing in the Netherlands is a total bitch at the moment.
I was making my morning stroll with my dad and the dog and we were talking about me buying I a house. I graduated recently and got... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1669837919 | 1669935004 | t3_z919t2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | TIFUIncelThrowAway: TIFU by accidently standing up a real date... my (27M) first date ever.
I (27M) am an incel and have never had any luck with women. But I always hopelessly go on a bunch of dating apps. I am not a very attractive guy 5'8 , overweight, and most other men mog me. I am use to catfish and scammers ... | 10 | 1 | |
1668424844 | 1668426780 | t3_yuwbqc | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by pushing my digestive system to its (apparent) limit
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JustKidding0818: Fart can't activate smoke alarms...
Brandanpk: Unless the smoke alarms also work as gas leak detectors?
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1668426517 | 1668483175 | t3_yuwy91 | t5_2to41 | 1,442 | chunderilla: TIFU by being a dumb husband and not paying attention to my wife (or anything else for that matter)
So we just bought a new house and moved in. The movers were a bunch of thieves that refused to take anything that wasn't a large piece of furniture claiming that it wasn't part of the deal (it was, and it's ... | 7 | 206 | |
1668426423 | 1668497008 | t3_yuwx1w | t5_2to41 | 487 | Bigsam411: TIFU by nearly melting in my hotel room while on a business trip in Brazil.
So I'm currently on a business trip in Brazil. I got here last Wednesday and i leave on Friday. It's really hot here. Also this is my 6th time being here since 2016 but my first since 2019.
When I got here I noticed a few lights in ... | 6 | 81.166667 | |
1669839559 | 1669841979 | t3_z91zrf | t5_2to41 | 2 | Kolbenfresserle: TIFU by losing weeks of a BIG number of people's time, energy and partially money in the last 24h.
I am SO fucked rn!
In a nutshell: I was working on my first ever film. It wasn't big, but tricky. I got so into it, I wrapped in countless people. Including my friend who had an exam a few weeks late... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1669839378 | 1669879332 | t3_z91wzd | t5_2to41 | 38 | shiraah: TIFU by consoling a friend after breakup!
I (19F) am best friends with Myra (20F) and friends with her now ex bf, Pat (20M). Myra and Pat broke up around 5 months ago, at least that's what they told us. Ever since the break-up, I have no contacts with Pat, who was a friend and classmate of mine even before he ... | 4 | 9.5 |
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