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1669841633 | 1669866138 | t3_z92wjx | t5_2to41 | 27 | Zerconite101: TIFU by slapping a muslim man for secretly recording my sister twice
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PhukneeBone: His religion has nothing to do with his actions. He is a sick individual who should have the police called on him.
Zerconite101: I couldn't agree more. One of the guests told me to shout at the caterer who called t... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1668432657 | 1668452139 | t3_yuzguo | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by learning men need to wash their private part AT LEAST once per day
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StranglesMcWhiskey: You shower every other day, but don't want wash your genitals in the shower? WTF are you even doing.
You nasty, wash your junk.
Redredditer1234: You're right, I admit it
Tell that to the many other men ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1668433067 | 1668458703 | t3_yuzn7h | t5_2to41 | 24 | p_t_dactyl: TIFU by thinking I was an invincible 20yo and ruining my knee
Obligatory this happened about 10 years ago and also on mobile.
About ten years ago I was in community college and playing baseball. During the winter before our season the team would get together when we had some free time and we’d play 2 hand... | 3 | 8 | |
1668433396 | 1668532140 | t3_yuzs5k | t5_2to41 | 30 | Longjumping_Chair639: TIFU by not getting back with my EX when I had the chance!
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freecain: Refers to women as "Female" hangs out with guys who call someone's girlfriend ugly to their face, broke up with a girl because of how attractive he thought other people found her, broke up with again because someone els... | 10 | 3 | |
1669842986 | 1669872212 | t3_z93i8t | t5_2to41 | 18 | TIFU-throwaway__: TIFU by trying to get a little girl to speak english in America
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GreenGiantt: There's no way this can be legit. If so, you're a major ass and no wonder your brother reacted as such. I would too.
SometimesITalk16: No way this is real. "I slap an 8 year old Korean girl for not speaking English ... | 6 | 3 | |
1668434306 | 1668468409 | t3_yv06b4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by going out naked without realizing
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drblah1: If **only** there was a way I could give you money to hear more stories and related content like this from you
beethoover: I would personnaly be a *fan* of those .
NerdHerder77: A place for *only* that kind of content.
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1669842549 | 1669851250 | t3_z93b5l | t5_2to41 | 44 | ESthro: TIFU by making an explosive indoors
I was invited to a potluck thanksgiving at my friend's house. I made creme brulee and packed a twist-on blowtorch for the finishing touches.
When dessert time came around, I tried to twist on the blowtorch top to a gas canister. For some reason, it would not lock in place (a... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1668437381 | 1668500691 | t3_yv1l9c | t5_2to41 | 15 | bec1731: tifu by not listening to my body and sitting the fuck down
So some of my past I have pretty severe hormone conditions (3 major ones in woman) so sometimes when I get in pain fast I get really dizzy and have to sit down, take my meds, rest and do distraction therapy
Well...... I had just finished cooking dinn... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1669849950 | 1669932747 | t3_z96oba | t5_2to41 | 4,021 | achilles52309: TIFU by closed-fist punching my 3-year-old in the middle of the face
Happened today.
I promise, I usually don't have stepdad-reflexes, but my 3 year old son has a unicorn suit that he's been wearing for the last week. Well, it's cheaply made, so the zipper is terrible. He was trying to zip it up and he... | 9 | 446.777778 | |
1668442902 | 1668450022 | t3_yv4a7e | t5_2to41 | 1,581 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally taking out my girlfriend's tampon.
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Blackbird04: Youd have to pull it quite hard to completely remove the tampon. Why didnt you stop whe you felt resistance??
beeg_brain007: He probably just pulled out so fast he didn't felt any resistance
Blackbird04: I just know, as someone w... | 9 | 175.666667 | |
1668451144 | 1668545746 | t3_yv8fvc | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my GF I had tried “stuff” with a guy when I was younger
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chipndip1: She's mad at you for fucking another kid when you were 11 years old? Is this the thing?
SoggyAd2636: Yup, and because she might have Chlamydia too.
chipndip1: If this blows up TOO much, leave her. Give her time to ge... | 11 | 4.818182 | |
1668447912 | 1668489837 | t3_yv6tsp | t5_2to41 | 64 | No-Replacement-5698: TIFU By Laughing Out Loud In a Silent Classroom
A little background information. At the beginning of the year, the teachers asked us to sign up for certain recess stations. This was to keep recess more organized and we would have to stay in our stations for the whole marking period. Since I'm not e... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1668453391 | 1668636595 | t3_yv9ife | t5_2to41 | 24 | i_hate_myself59: TIFU Big time
Some pre info. I'm 19 and live w my parents.About one year ago when I didn't had a gf I would commonly go on various sites for "self satisfaction" and once I spotted some site that gets you in contact with woman that are looking for men. Seems like Tinder but only for older women. There h... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1668454220 | 1668477183 | t3_yv9wus | t5_2to41 | 38 | Beautiful_Rub42: TIFU leaving out my intimate toy remote
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pussylover_tw17: I'm so sorry but doesn't anyway find the fact in his tldr he referred to his kids as offspring. Idk it's so funny to me 😭😭
Racdiecoon: There's a band called the offspring lmao
onyxaj: You triggered a completely unrelated memory, and I... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1668456440 | 1668468002 | t3_yvb04k | t5_2to41 | 121 | SnooStories9195: TIFU by forgetting to disconnect my Bluetooth from my uncles car.
I’ve had car issues for the past week so my landlord has been kind enough to let me borrow his car as he’s recovering from shoulder surgery. I should mention that my landlord is also my uncle. Naturally, I’ve connected my phone to listen... | 5 | 24.2 | |
1668460193 | 1668462673 | t3_yvcq2o | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by starting talking to a person that didnt turn out to be who they are.
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avalansh777: You voluntarily offered to Netflix and Chill with a psycho in the interests of justice??
PsychologicalFan9269: we dated b4 i just wanted to find out whats going on.
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1668467970 | 1668527319 | t3_yvg0fi | t5_2to41 | 10,123 | linkedtobusiness: TIFU by calling my mom a money grubbing whore at my brother’s engagement party
I hate my parents and my parents hate me. They did not want me to be there neither did I because being around any people suffocates me. My brother wouldn’t budge from trying to get me there, he’s the only person that ca... | 9 | 1,124.777778 | |
1668470814 | 1668539781 | t3_yvh433 | t5_2to41 | 138 | NewAgeRetroNerd: TIFU because I didn't dance with my crush at prom
Ok so this happened in summer this year I am just getting around to posting this now.
So for prom this year I got stuff together to go with a bunch of my friends including my crush and her brother. We all went to dinner together and then went to the da... | 9 | 15.333333 | |
1668463521 | 1668472794 | t3_yve5wx | t5_2to41 | 111 | sassyscorpio9: TIFU by not doing my homework at the airport
Honorary this happened almost exactly 1yr ago. tldr at the bottom.
On to the fuck up. I was living in Jordan as a study abroad student and decided to do a weekend getaway to Istanbul with a friend, as one does. However, due to a variety of mishaps, we missed... | 3 | 37 | |
1668476260 | 1668494619 | t3_yvj4jv | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a guy who won $1m from the lottery that I'm financially struggling
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NostradaMart: You asking what he'd do with the money and then talking about how poor you are...you do get how it sounds...right ?
LurksAroundHere: Exactly.
*"I asked what he's gonna do with the money, he said not su... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1668475477 | 1668531035 | t3_yviug3 | t5_2to41 | 154 | troubled_stranger: TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator
I should clarify that i bought it somewhere around March this year. I have a lot of issues and trauma regarding sex and experiences with it so i thought itd help me figure some things out about myself as well as help my issues with it. At some point it felt li... | 12 | 12.833333 | |
1668481769 | 1668517903 | t3_yvl52s | t5_2to41 | 25 | Unhinged69420: TIFU by being unintentionally racist
I(F17) was talking to my brother(19) at our kitchen table when I saw that his phone had a tiktok paused on it. I was sitting across from him so it was upside down for me. On his screen it looked like a Chucky looking doll on a supermarket shelf. So I playfully said wh... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1668490758 | 1668509152 | t3_yvo5e4 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Hot_Comparison_2657: TIFU by not giving my house a once over before inviting company
So this happened last night. One my coworkers (and personal friend) texted me asking me to go to the Casino. I went and all was well and we had fun. He asks to come over and smoke and chill. I agree and we go back to my house. He sits ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1668496815 | 1668499521 | t3_yvpwb4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting coffee with a lady
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Majestic-Scale-1868: Wait...she rejected you and you just ignored her afterwards?
And then now she catfished you and proceeds to slap you at the supposedly meetup? Fusion confusion... Either you are removing chunks of information or this story doesn't add up or s... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1668511075 | 1668553811 | t3_yvu8tx | t5_2to41 | 34,288 | falcofromthestars: TIFU by writing a smut fanfiction for my girlfriend's birthday
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Dalze: > I let her know that maybe on her birthday I can send her the final version and she might like it better.
You doubled down?! My man....yeah, this actually made me laugh.
Dsoft1: Lol this has to be a shitpost. There ... | 11 | 3,117.090909 | |
1668510996 | 1668586413 | t3_yvu7x5 | t5_2to41 | 1,283 | Im-a_fuck-up: TIFU by running away when a girl made the first move
I would like to start this off by saying I have no concept of rizz whatsoever. With that being said I go to church with this girl w wll call her "ophelia" cuz I love that song. Anyway me and Ophelia are very close friends I noticed she was always a litt... | 7 | 183.285714 | |
1668513983 | 1668521992 | t3_yvv9k2 | t5_2to41 | 39 | Potential_Problem719: TIFU by ruining my life by accepting to do something I literally am failing to do rn.
Okay it might not be today but I completed the first half of my secondary education 6 months back and let’s just say everything in my life was going very well. I was doing well academically and I can say I was en... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1668515904 | 1668578330 | t3_yvw06i | t5_2to41 | 1,669 | throwaway47282828: Tifu by urgently needing a shit at college
Happened literally 2 hours ago, most mortifying experience of my life. (16f)
So I got the bus to college this morning, got there for 8:05, start college at 9. I bought a drink and after a bit suddenly felt like I really really needed the toilet. And i’ve ne... | 7 | 238.428571 | |
1668518748 | 1668559905 | t3_yvx638 | t5_2to41 | 10 | needtechsupportalot: TIFU By charging my broken phone
I charged my broken Samsung a20 because i had a leap of faith that the screen would work again.
Back then we shared a room and i got the bunk bed
Before I broke my phone, i would go on my phone at night to browse reddit relay or something, i got caught and my mom ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1668522039 | 1668554083 | t3_yvylo2 | t5_2to41 | 1,141 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context
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DarthArtero: I actually really miss my time in Poland. The Polish troops were some of the chillest people I’ve ever met. We were stationed on a base that trained new recruits in artillery, so we got to watch the newbies t... | 6 | 190.166667 | |
1668524056 | 1668528821 | t3_yvzgzt | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my self esteem subjected to others
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[deleted]: Sorry to hear this is going on. I would encourage you to focus on building up your self esteem and confidence yourself, independently of any friendship or romantic relationship (although friends can be a great help for reinforcing positiv... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1668532780 | 1668534428 | t3_yw3leh | t5_2to41 | 134 | Skillsmaker21: TIFU by breaking my colleagues phone
So this was actually yesterday but I just learned the potential cost (€488,-).
Well what happened. I work in a restaurant and earlier that day the delivery with the new drinks came in. As always it’s a bit more than a full car (24 crates per car) and me being the olde... | 4 | 33.5 | |
1668534605 | 1668563493 | t3_yw4h8s | t5_2to41 | 34 | Jinniehatesyou: TIFU by being honest about my bf's haircut
I'm (f,20) a really honest person most of the time and my bf (m,20) really appreciates that. But my problem is that sometimes I speak my mind even if it's brutally honest and hurts people's feelings. It's something I'm working on. Anyway my bf had beautiful lon... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1668534714 | 1668560491 | t3_yw4j7d | t5_2to41 | 2,339 | Altruistic-Storm11: TIFU by shaving my beard and having my face clean shaven for the first time in 3 years
TIFU by deciding to randomly shave my beard. Now its not like a duck dynasty beard, but I have had various lengths of a full beard for the better part of 3 years. Even before that is was rare when I would shave it... | 8 | 292.375 | |
1668535904 | 1668553705 | t3_yw53u0 | t5_2to41 | 95 | [deleted]: TIFU by using Pimeye to look up pictures of brother's girlfriend.
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gofatwya: If she's exclusively seeking casual encounters with other women, consider the possibility that your brother is already aware of this, and okay with it.
ThrowawaypimeyeFU: I did consider this, however in her profile she list... | 10 | 9.5 | |
1668538636 | 1668567816 | t3_yw6957 | t5_2to41 | 16 | myselfserena: tifu by touching my female bestfriend and now i feel like a pervert
I'll cut straight to the chase.
I was hanging out with my female bestfriend, we'll call her Sue, and we were chilling. We were going home when I asked if i could touch her thighs and ass. She said sure, weird but alright. So i did. Few m... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1668543625 | 1668615925 | t3_yw8dyj | t5_2to41 | 695 | [deleted]: TIFU and am now being extorted for blackmail nudes
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apexncgeek: The extortion here is the extortion hotline
ForkShirtUp: There's a service that helps pay down the fees for the extortion hotline. They charge $500 a month
apexncgeek: Heh. Funniest thing I've read today .
I heard about that. I looked ... | 8 | 86.875 | |
1668545317 | 1668548319 | t3_yw93p8 | t5_2to41 | 0 | Important_Art_2177: TIFU by “milking” a bull and sharing the “milk” with my friends.
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MechaBeatsInTrash: So how long does it take to jack off a bull?
Important_Art_2177: Not too long. Got the “milk” in under a half hour.
MechaBeatsInTrash: You didn't find it suspicious that milk didn't accumulate with each str... | 6 | 0 | |
1668544985 | 1668573098 | t3_yw8yms | t5_2to41 | 43 | nagumi: TIFU by watching a mysterious movie where everyone has high pitched voices.
This happened just now.
So I just started watching the film Barbarian. I won't spoil it, but I'll mention a few very very minor things! Everyone says you shouldn't know anything about the movie before watching it, so I didn't watch the... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1668549178 | 1668549784 | t3_ywaqt4 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Interesting-Sir-3770: TIFU by cutting jalapeños then sending spicier text messages.
Hello reddit, I never thought I’d have such a stupid and embarrassing story like this under my belt but I believe the best way to cope with this hilarious fault is by talking about it.
I (F) was cutting up some jalapeño peppers a coup... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1668549959 | 1668636625 | t3_ywb29c | t5_2to41 | 133 | Promarksman117: TIFU by forgetting that I needed to renew my driver's license over 10 months ago. Now I have to retake the driver's license exam.
I don't know what the laws are for other states but the one I live in only gives a 6 month grace period to renew your license after it expires without taking a test. It's im... | 13 | 10.230769 | |
1668551751 | 1668604065 | t3_ywbt4t | t5_2to41 | 26 | OlofTheDestroyer: TIFU by going on 3 successful dates
Okay so… my tinder game has not been going to good in the past, few matches, fewer replies, cancelled dates… oh all the cancelled dates I’ve been through.
Anyways so but this time I got matches with a girl, we chatted a little and agreed to go out on a Wednesday. ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1668555944 | 1668556692 | t3_ywdiec | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by thinkung im good with tech
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drback33: Im more interested in seeimg what got shown on the cast
greenleaf405: Click on the image that is blured
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1668557559 | 1668559791 | t3_ywdl1d | t5_2to41 | 10 | z-eldapin: More a Gen X move than a Gen Z.
LionsLioness: Heyyyy, we Gen Xers just whatever that and don't need an excuse 😂
z-eldapin: Truth
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1668561203 | 1668617705 | t3_ywfg7e | t5_2to41 | 11 | Mysterious_gecco: TIFU by taking a weed edible
TRIGGER WARNING FOR: Drugs, contemplating self harm, and mentions of dying.
Also this story exceeded the reddit word limit so im gonna finish the rest in the comments.
This happened on friday, but I needed time to calm about the situation and get permission to post.
S... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1668563584 | 1668907809 | t3_ywgbey | t5_2to41 | 11 | cleverwings: TIFU by overdrinking
I (f26) and my housemates (boyfriend m27 and roommate nb25) have all been suffering some kind of plague since last Friday. Every symptom on the "flu-like" spectrum, mostly fatigue, brain fog, muscle and joint pain, and as of Sunday, coughing. Yep, we ended up getting tested, yep, turns... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1668569772 | 1668614449 | t3_ywildc | t5_2to41 | 11,839 | TheManaDork: TIFU by telling my 10-year-old I'd eat a foot-long hot dog whole if she got all A's
This Happened a few months ago. My Daughter does very well in school. Last year was a very rough year for my family. My FIL passed away from Covid. They were closer than I've ever been with someone. Her grades slid a b... | 13 | 910.692308 | |
1668575096 | 1668602815 | t3_ywkf4j | t5_2to41 | 30 | c0uldashouldawoulda: TIFU by scaring a delivery person
This actually happened today. I was waiting for an Uber to meet my parents for lunch. I had half of a cherry pie and wanted to bring it for them.
When my Uber arrived I realized I had left the pie inside, I excused myself and ran back in. As I was walking to his ... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1668576228 | 1668614492 | t3_ywksg3 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Lost-Resolve6155: TIFU: By accidentally messaging my father an escort site I was researching.
Hello, just last night around 1am I was researching adult hugging time websites for a variety of reasons. I had multiple tabs open on my phone while relaxing and seeing what was best.
I had recently changed the search bar on... | 5 | 6 | |
1668578911 | 1668698447 | t3_ywlmg0 | t5_2to41 | 1,796 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my girlfriend about my problems
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Bigdaddylovesfatties: No you didn't f up OP. You now know where you stand in her eyes and deserve someone who can be supportive.
holysweetroll: It just sucks because I've always been there for her despite what's going on in my life and when I hit o... | 17 | 105.647059 | |
1668580907 | 1668600444 | t3_ywm83w | t5_2to41 | 4 | blackjack11022: TIFU by sharing naughty audiobooks to girlfriend which she loved alot
So, im (M19) in a long relationship with (F17), i visit her every month.
We meet, we kiss, talk, go on dates, but not more than that,
the first time we did a bit of sexting she was good but the next day she was about to
breakup cau... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1668582953 | 1668583137 | t3_ywmtd2 | t5_2to41 | 73 | No-Commission-5205: TIFU by agreeing the puppysit
My sister asked me to dog sit and babysit for her while she went away for a doctors appointment in a city 4 hours away. It’s an overnight job. I regret it immensely.
The kids are fine, they’re self sufficient and also both are above 13 years old. The 7 puppies on the ... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1668578247 | 1668642701 | t3_ywlerm | t5_2to41 | 121 | Ryder0725: TIFU by smacking the wrong persons ass
For context. I (16m) was doing this thing with my class. As with most guys my age I and my friends dabble in the art of smacking each other in the ass. But today we were doing this stupid charades relay race for some reason and I smacked the ass of who I thought was my... | 5 | 24.2 | |
1668588200 | 1668596294 | t3_ywo96y | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk with my cousin.
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Environmental_Ad5541: So you caught your mom cheating and decided to keep that a secret? Says a lot about you
[deleted]: I was debating about saying something but my aunt and her ex were already in about to get a divorce and soon enough they did. (He was caught... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1668592163 | 1668638493 | t3_ywpb2r | t5_2to41 | 204 | mossadspydolphin: TIFU by bringing my class to the bathroom with me
I was in the middle of my online class, camera turned off so no one could see that my attention was mostly on reddit, when the cramps hit. Okay. I could live until the break. I decided to focus on the lesson. The pain got worse, and I realized that I w... | 4 | 51 | |
1668594563 | 1668595410 | t3_ywpygy | t5_2to41 | 11 | Catsaregoodforyou: TIFU by accidentally putting body wash in my hair instead of shampoo
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ThisKiwiKid: How the fuck is body wash causing any of that? Like you literally rub it on your body, it doesn’t change by going on your face or in your hair.
If it bleached your mo then why doesn’t it bleach any of your bo... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1668602634 | 1668610806 | t3_ywsd6p | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking a girl I’m not attracted to.
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Aelinthali68: Girl: "Hey, you wanna come over to my place? "
You: "No."
It really is that simple.
megathron21: It’s not
No_War5294: How can you even make that more simple. Just one word with two letters. Maybe emoji instead of a word then?
Impressive_F... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1668607945 | 1668645818 | t3_ywuheq | t5_2to41 | 138 | Red_Blast: TIFU by realizing that I've been exchanging looks with my crush unintentionally
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foreshorten: Without further information, this sounds 50/50. Either she's freaked out and staring back because you stare at her and she's keeping an eye on the guy creeping on her like clockwork, or she's interested. At... | 4 | 34.5 | |
1668610497 | 1668630497 | t3_ywvl3i | t5_2to41 | 99 | BuGMoiDroit: TIFU during hyperactive kitten time
Said kitten came home with my partner and I two days ago, and so far we've learned that he likes climbing legs, pouncing on hands, and doesn't yet understand laptop etiquette. He's only a baby, after all. Because he's only just been separated from mom and is getting used... | 3 | 33 | |
1668609861 | 1668611639 | t3_ywvbik | t5_2to41 | 14 | ItsTr1pl3: TIFU by canceling a whatsapp messagge
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shadesofwolves: You worry too much.
ComprehensiveFact752: That, and don't fuck the company my man :D
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1668614963 | 1668696125 | t3_ywxmtf | t5_2to41 | 3,331 | ConfuzzledYk: TIFU by forgetting to delete all of my sex mods on my old computer
Some months ago I (f18) bought a new computer for gaming, since my old one was getting very slow and I couldn't play the games I wanted to anymore. When installing the new one, I forgot to cleanse my old one of all the stuff I've been keep... | 10 | 333.1 | |
1668614918 | 1668619213 | t3_ywxm1t | t5_2to41 | 32 | unsung_hero88: TIFU and almost met Jesus early
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NorthNeptune: Well there’s no guarantee it’s jesus you meet
unsung_hero88: True
kytheon: Massachusetts, Camaro, Jesus, freedom units. Very American post.
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1668610700 | 1668624170 | t3_ywvnwr | t5_2to41 | 12 | Fast_Interest9523: TIFU by breaking my car window
So to start, my ex broke up with me about a year ago and I’m still mulling over that blah blah blah. She gave me a few gifts during our relationship, specifically for this severe fuckup a small glass pot with some flowers and a small scrapbook. Anyways, last night I dec... | 3 | 4 | |
1668623092 | 1668668936 | t3_yx1mqa | t5_2to41 | -6 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a metal butt plug through the security of a museum (20f)
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___Phreak___: Wtf did they make you take it out. Creepy as fuck.
Next time tell them it's a mental plate from an operation and let them pat you down
Dallenforth: Why are you advocating for public indecency
Chrono_Constant3: D... | 10 | -0.6 | |
1668628760 | 1668631113 | t3_yx4c5o | t5_2to41 | 2 | Independent-Pen650: TIFU my trying to twerk off my "knockers" in the shower
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KittikatB: Why on earth would you think that any body part would just fall off?
Independent-Pen650: Idk I saw it in a movie
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1668631548 | 1668636979 | t3_yx5ozo | t5_2to41 | 10 | Narrow-Permission389: TIFU by giving my boyfriend a condom
I (19 F) and my friend (26 M) have been "together" for about 2 months. I believe we were meant to be together. His gaze never leaves me, and we play this game where we pretend we don't know each other in public. But now I want more, even though he says he doesn... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1668632188 | 1668632541 | t3_yx5yuq | t5_2to41 | 19 | Impossible_Dark_6163: TIFU by grabbing a random person
So first to address,”why are grabbing your friends in the first place?” If you have friends that you known for a long time, you feel comfortable enough to be weird around them. Translation-anything i do to her, she would do to me.
Ok so, I decided to skip with my... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1668630430 | 1668943941 | t3_yx55cc | t5_2to41 | 18 | ehmehunun: TIFU by touching a ceramic vessel with messy hands
TIFU by touching a ceramic vessel with messy hands
Today in my ceramics class, I was observing a red vessel that someone had placed on a worktable. It wasn't glazed, but it was completely dry, so I'm fairly sure that it had been fired. While I was looking a... | 3 | 6 | |
1668633047 | 1668635853 | t3_yx6cnc | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by showing off my tech skills
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CuteBostonian: I swear I saw this yesterday with a different gif
AnonoMussChick: You did. This guy keeps posting variations and then deletes his comments and posts.
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1668632963 | 1668695623 | t3_yx6b89 | t5_2to41 | 3,248 | ReaperofMen42069: TIFU by missing a voicemail where a girl confessed her feelings for me
A girl (20) I (21) was in class with matched with me on Tinder a couple years ago. This was during lockdown so we had never seen each other in person, only over Zoom. I thought she was super cool and had to kick myself when I forgo... | 11 | 295.272727 | |
1668638166 | 1668684387 | t3_yx8k6f | t5_2to41 | 165 | OoOoLAoOoO: TIFU by shitting and puking at the same time
It was a week day. Me and the boys decided to have a quiet one. Just a couple drinks. Nothing crazy, ya know. One, two, three, and four. I don’t even remember hitting the floor.
It turned into a rager. We definitely turnt up far beyond any reasonable expectation... | 5 | 33 | |
1668635898 | 1668648848 | t3_yx7kpa | t5_2to41 | 97 | flyingmops: TIFU by cutting myself, on my labia minora.
It happened sometimes last week, I accidently cut myself while wiping. No biggie, it happens and it usually heals up just fine. This time was different!
Unfortunately I got really ill with a bad cold/virus, a few days later, which made me bed bound for the whole... | 5 | 19.4 | |
1668640940 | 1668642762 | t3_yx9p04 | t5_2to41 | 8 | loraisco: Tifu by asking my boyfriend what he’s done with other girls.
Today I fucked up by asking my bf what stuff he’s done with other women
Today I messed up by asking my boyfriend what type of sexual stuff he’s done with another girl, I’m the jealous type and so is he, he knows all the stuff I’ve done with dudes a... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1668640509 | 1668659293 | t3_yx9ik4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | UnknownBrowser6969: TIFU by leaving an egg to rot in the breakroom.
This is my first post, please be gentle.
So essentially long story short, About 3 months back we had a big BBQ at work. This included bacon, eggs, sausages etc. We had a few eggs left over so me being the immature 19m I am, I decided to hide an egg... | 5 | 4 | |
1668642681 | 1668691218 | t3_yxad0c | t5_2to41 | 203 | [deleted]: TIFU by being my best friend's first kiss
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NoReallyLetsBeFriend: Some people just don't take the chance or make a move so 21 is not terrible.
It took a lot for him to tell you that so maybe strike up a conversation that you don't want to lose him as a friend. Plus I'm sure in his mind he's overthin... | 6 | 33.833333 | |
1668646932 | 1668648300 | t3_yxbzxe | t5_2to41 | 30 | Life-Square-420: TIFU by almost ruining my girlfriends life and ruining our relationship.
Before I start, any insulting comments you leave are warranted but I’ve probably already said them to myself already. What I did is very fucked up and I’m not really looking for any advice because there isn’t anything I can do to... | 3 | 10 | |
1668647522 | 1668649088 | t3_yxc7sw | t5_2to41 | 4 | Throwaway200120211: TIFU trying to help a person I know get photos taken down, but made the situation way worse by accident.
Today I fucked up by trying to help a person I know, but made the situation worse. So this starts a week ago, a friend of mine warns me about this website that scrubs people’s patreons, gumroad... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1668647519 | 1668795576 | t3_yxc7rd | t5_2to41 | 175 | Williamsirbuttler: TIFU by jacking off so hard I dislocated my knee cap
Today I (18m) woke up having the absolute meanest draw back of NNN you could ever imagine. So I went to my bathroom to do my business standing up because my toilet seat was freezing cold, and decided to use lotion for lasting this long in NNN as a ... | 7 | 25 | |
1668649037 | 1668649579 | t3_yxcs5q | t5_2to41 | 261 | 77ZZ77ZZ7: TIFU by ordering dinner
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isaikya: Oh my gosh. That’s amazing. Hopefully it took some of the work stress off your mind for a bit.
77ZZ77ZZ7: Thanks, I’m really lucky my wife finds me funny when I get angry lol.
I’m having a beer now before I get back to it.
isaikya: Bird poop is good luck! You’ll sm... | 4 | 65.25 | |
1668649614 | 1671316610 | t3_yxczu7 | t5_2to41 | 38 | wewillgetbetter: TIFU with taking my medication intranasal and being awake for 48 hours straight while doing nothing but destroying my whole life I had to build up from rock bottom.
Hello there,
Me (24, F) fucked totally up. The last 3 weeks I had vacation which ruined my whole sleep cycle. Okay, I ruined it. So I wen... | 9 | 4.222222 | |
1668651564 | 1668652274 | t3_yxdpsx | t5_2to41 | 17 | Sweet_Lillylove: TIFU by thinking my bf’s best friend left the call.
This happened 2 days ago. My bf (35m) and I (25f) often are in discord calls due to it being easier to talk to due to us living in different states. We met off world of Warcraft and such and in there, there’s guilds. My guild is primarily with people ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1668651978 | 1668753984 | t3_yxdvic | t5_2to41 | 33 | c4rrot: TIFU by dreaming
First time writing in here, after being a member for quite some time.
So, me (30M), fu while dreaming last night.
I was sleeping next to my wife (31F), like almost all couples do, i guess, and because i dream of really stupid things, i began to dream about having a plastic bag that allowed me... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1668654693 | 1668667673 | t3_yxevdz | t5_2to41 | 59 | Brodziks: TIFU by getting sexual with random girl from the internet
Occasionally Im using an app that allows you to meet random friends from around the world. I use it sometimes when im bored to just chat with someone. I was texting with this girl and everything was going well, we asked some question about eachother, s... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1668662838 | 1668719784 | t3_yxhn1e | t5_2to41 | 4,391 | coffecup1978: TIFU by booting the wrong guy out of the office
Big day today in the office, but drinks planned later in the day so it should be good day! Me being a low level engineer at a branch office gets early into the city before heading out to the client. Stops by the office, first person in, except this one guy l... | 13 | 337.769231 | |
1668665458 | 1668667835 | t3_yxigg2 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a College Party and getting robbed and humiliated.
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RosieQParker: I think you mighta been roofied there. Which makes this less a FU and more you being the victim of a crime. This doesn't sound like the effect of four drinks.
Weird-Site4979: I still blame myself for going to the stup... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1668669366 | 1668698980 | t3_yxjml2 | t5_2to41 | 1,015 | lookin_4Answers: TIFU snacking on prunes when i got the munchies
tifu was was like 45 minutes ago. rn i am sitting on the toilet. honestly i would cry, but i don’t have the energy. i took weed for my chronic pain like i usually do. a real monster migraine tonight. the type
that makes me want to die. i smoke the weed, ... | 7 | 145 | |
1668670243 | 1668786095 | t3_yxjv3u | t5_2to41 | 17 | Lynxwasneverhere: TIFU by leaving school because I was bored
today I (16M) had a peer support leader training (a course from 8 to 5 30 for 3 days). I got super bored and then decided to just leave. some other guys did this too so I thought I wouldn't get scolded. The problem is I did it the worst way possible. I told... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1668680357 | 1668721836 | t3_yxmn09 | t5_2to41 | 11,610 | 4Pawbs: TIFU by accidentally breaking a serious law
TLDR- I accidently ticked the box "I am unable to read and write English" on my jury summons form and got excused for life, accidently committing a felony with a $1000 fine or 2 months jail time
Happened just now.
So I just got home and found a Prospective Juror le... | 8 | 1,451.25 | |
1668674289 | 1668729107 | t3_yxkyay | t5_2to41 | 91 | crow_king_2: TIFU by losing a fight with myself
Tifu by losing a fight with myself
I was playing team hand ball (if you don't know what that is look it up) I went to score had my back to the goal tried to turn 180 instead I somehow swept myself of my feet landing horizontal on my right side I see stars in my right eye... | 3 | 30.333333 | |
1668692116 | 1668753869 | t3_yxqfw9 | t5_2to41 | 1,216 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting it slip I think feet are sexy
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[deleted]: OP don't read too much into that. Many chicks just like messin with our legs and feet. Source: am have lady feet
Comfortable_Back_235: Yeah I agree with that. The thing is she didn’t do it before, as creepy as this sounds I would have noticed... | 9 | 135.111111 | |
1668695044 | 1668701908 | t3_yxrn4l | t5_2to41 | 13 | Other_Self_2520: tifu by making a move on my crush
for some background context me and said crush had dated for about six months until a couple weeks ago when she told me she needed a break for mental health reasons. i was understanding since i have problems of my own, and was willing to wait on her.
fast forward to ye... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1668699153 | 1668745265 | t3_yxt8wt | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU caught “having fun”
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SillyPuttyPurple: You're most likely fine - getting spicy in a practice room was not unusual when I was in college, just lock/block the door next time, lol!
LNikon720: it was the top of the stairs in my college.
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1668700246 | 1668727404 | t3_yxto8f | t5_2to41 | 247 | Happykittymeowmeow: TIFU by stabbing myself in the face
Obligatory, this happened yesterday.
Edited to add: [Pic from a couple hours after](https://imgur.com/a/VwbZ0wr)
[Pic from just now, the day after](https://imgur.com/a/B2faJr9)
Edit 2: Got the hood open without any more casualties!
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I (29F) don't have a l... | 7 | 35.285714 | |
1668700389 | 1668723547 | t3_yxtq7x | t5_2to41 | 4 | Dipsi1010: TIFU my life is going well but something is missing
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senorbuzz: You have posted this in 11 different subs and of all of them this is the strangest place for it.
Dipsi1010: Well i need answers, planning on seeing a therapist
LitheXD: You should definitely see a therapist before getting a GF. Imo, you... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1668704357 | 1668740724 | t3_yxvcrh | t5_2to41 | 895 | LoreCriticizer: TIFU by trying to eat like Winston from 1984.
So, I've always been a fan of the book 1984. It was the first "grown up" book I read as a child and I find its concepts, world and messages very fascinating. For some reason, I'd always had an odd fixation with the way the food is described in the world, par... | 8 | 111.875 | |
1668706349 | 1668748950 | t3_yxw6rz | t5_2to41 | 76 | No_Sprinkles1803: TIFU by being a virgin
this is a throwaway for obvious reasons
so this happened a few hours ago, me being a 25 years old virgin, i was sick and tired of being picked on by my buddies and decided to pay a worker and just get done with it, thinking with a logic that if i do it, i'll learn how its done ... | 7 | 10.857143 | |
1668710215 | 1668763791 | t3_yxxsku | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a male gynecologist
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somewhere308: ppl like u are ruining the glamor of r/tifu noone gives a fuck about u
Ria_rianna1: Wtf, is one not allowed to talk about men ?! If a woman is making sexual remarks, the whole Reddit brings her down . Like am I not allowed to express myself?
Gregor... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1668713112 | 1668776509 | t3_yxz0wq | t5_2to41 | 4,704 | IamaLuna-tic: TIFU by letting my dad see "girlqueen pussy boss" on my phone.
(My cousins story, but shes using my account!)
This happened a month ago, but here we go:
Basically, me and my cousins are very close, and we always name each other stupid ass names on our phones and its sometimes very unique and inappropria... | 8 | 588 | |
1668715463 | 1668790413 | t3_yy01do | t5_2to41 | 41 | reevesjeremy: TIFU getting involved in a stick-up
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AaliyahK12: >but I learned a lesson. Know your target.
Study their habits. Observe when they are at their most vulnerable....
Buy a better weapon than a fingergun.
utopiav1: >Buy a better weapon than a fingergun.
Nothing deadlier than a fingergun, all... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1668716589 | 1668725866 | t3_yy0iwf | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: Tifu by asking my bf to stay awake with me
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Semprovictus: There is therapy and stuff for people who are peadophilic, help him find help
Not every pedo consumes CP or acts on it, they usually hate themselves and know it's wrong and want to change.
I listened to a podcast called hunting war head, i... | 5 | 2.8 |
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