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1668715689 | 1668719114 | t3_yy04yt | t5_2to41 | 375 | CartographerSuper362: TIFU by drinking ginger beer on the highway
I started a four hour drive to Acadia early this morning (now you have a circle perimeter of where I could live lol). It was super early and I was incredibly tired, even with my Dunks and 6+ hours of sleep. About three hours in I felt ridiculously tired,... | 5 | 75 | |
1668716579 | 1668723288 | t3_yy0irr | t5_2to41 | 16 | throwawayyyhelpmee: TIFU by randomly and unknowingly talking to my ex on a virtual meeting few days after breakup (help)
Throwaway for obvious reasons, bla bla bla, you already know.
Ever been dumped thinking that your ex doesn't love or miss you? You're wrong.
Yes, and let me be the living example. Trust me, you've ... | 4 | 4 | |
1668718809 | 1668790029 | t3_yy1gaf | t5_2to41 | 731 | twisted34: TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw
As is customary, this did not happen today, but it did happen a couple of days ago, and I think I'm finally able to tell the story...just not to anyone I know.
So a little background first: my wife and I have a 15 month old toddler, and we recently decided that it would be ... | 7 | 104.428571 | |
1668722820 | 1668723153 | t3_yy33oa | t5_2to41 | 12 | PenisGobbler83: TIFU by nutting inside a five guys burger, AT NNN.
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bongandarrow: why'd i read "TIFU by nutting in five guys" i was like sounds like a win king go off (or get off)
bongandarrow: k just finished reading the actual post and i'm scared now think that's enough internet for me on this thursday
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1668725066 | 1668808348 | t3_yy3z93 | t5_2to41 | 699 | AlmightyJello: TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks.
Basically, I had to go do stuff today and decided to get dinner while I was out. I decided to go to a place I hadn't been to in a hot minute and wanted to get some mozzarella sticks while I was out. The cashier tells me I can buy my normal 4 piece for ~$4 OR they ha... | 8 | 87.375 | |
1668726330 | 1668740730 | t3_yy4h55 | t5_2to41 | 5 | EditorPositive: TIFU by not making sure my earbuds were fully connected to my phone while I was at the mall
So I was at the Clinique section of the mall waiting for my mom and younger sister to come down so we could get ready to leave. I wanted to watch some TikTok while I waited and pulled out my earbuds to plug into ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1668733377 | 1668793716 | t3_yy6zu5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Specialist-Pass-1940: tifu by celebrating my birthday with my friend
Well today is my 15th birthday. I decided to come on this app and talk about how I got arrested while the story starts out with 15-year-old me and my 16-year-old friend and i decided to go spend time together on my birthday which was a big mistake. We... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1668734349 | 1668738404 | t3_yy7bh2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Akirex5000: TIFU by accidentally stapling my thumb
This literally happened a few minutes ago and I think I’m still in a little bit of shock. So basically I was printing some papers that I needed for homework and once they were done printing I went to look for the stapler to staple them. Once I had it I opened it to che... | 6 | 4 | |
1668748695 | 1668810082 | t3_yybxam | t5_2to41 | 152 | MonkishRaptor40: Tifu eating a burger
I’m gonna kill myself. I’m sat there at the micky d’s table and I’m eating my burger right? So my coach says the worst most undeserving laugh and I snorted as I swallowed and it got stuck in my nose. So then my reaction was to swallow which didn’t work abd then I blew my nose and t... | 11 | 13.818182 | |
1668751015 | 1668753670 | t3_yycl42 | t5_2to41 | 70 | Merlins_Bread: TIFU by not putting the loo roll away
Oh man this happened a few hours ago and I'm still chucking.
For context, I get coffee beans delivered every two weeks on a subscription plan. It's generally not quite enough to see me through the fortnight.
I went grocery shopping yesterday and bought, among other... | 6 | 11.666667 | |
1668756653 | 1668822898 | t3_yye4lm | t5_2to41 | 6,163 | dumbfuc21: TIFU by stealing over $1000 worth of food from the restaurant I work at
This is a months-long fuck up that came to a head today.
Six months ago, I started working at The Restaurant. The Restaurant is a small, family-owned place with like ten employees, myself included, and has a very laid back vibe. The ow... | 10 | 616.3 | |
1668760672 | 1668961366 | t3_yyf5ky | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking out the girl I was interested in when she already has a boyfriend
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DingoLaChien: Oof, sorry, man! Thats harsh! But conversely, She was probably letting you down, nicely. It's better than a flat no, but I agree with the other person, you need to move on. Don't let the negative thoughts... | 4 | 2 | |
1668763761 | 1668771939 | t3_yyfxqw | t5_2to41 | -19 | [deleted]: TIFU By throwing away my dad's meth
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lqdizzle: You aren’t on the brink, hotel living is homelessness. Where do you work? A lot of times employers particularly locally owned ones will give loans to employees in situations like this or will assist with finding housing.
It’s admirable that you wan... | 8 | -2.375 | |
1668763755 | 1668776141 | t3_yyfxow | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally shitting next to the school toilet.
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whats-reddit17: Why are you standing while pooping?
BigProfession7442: School toilet seats aren't the most clean.
whats-reddit17: I've never seen a school toilet so bad that I would rather stand??
BigProfession7442: It's not that bad it's jus... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1668772062 | 1668773570 | t3_yyi6ih | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: tifu my bad
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PULLN: You are human, friend. That you have remorse is indicating that you have moral values that your actions and behavior were not in line with.
That is OKAY. Please try to forgive yourself and keep moving forward. We all make mistakes and there is absolutely nothing you could have do... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1668773512 | 1668785980 | t3_yyim8x | t5_2to41 | 173 | [deleted]: TIFU telling my gf my sexual fantasy
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Adragongentleman: "TIFU by being victim of mental abuse" that's not really a fuck up, If you told her that you were into dominatrixes would she just start paying for one full time just for her? If she seriously thougth that that stupid fetish fantasy was some ki... | 7 | 24.714286 | |
1668777818 | 1668789081 | t3_yyjzlp | t5_2to41 | 20 | Soy_Exempt: TIFU by trying to financially help my mother
I'm currently a graduate from a 2nd worlder who is in Europe for an internship to further continue my studies.
Since my degree is an associate degree I was working for some airline at my 2nd year of the college for 100 dollars a month for the sake of internship ... | 4 | 5 | |
1668779165 | 1668801139 | t3_yykgo2 | t5_2to41 | 28 | linchr01: TIFU by taking a dip in the ocean.
I (44/F)live in a small coastal town. My colleague(53/F) recently moved down to the coast and reeeaaallly loves the ocean and swimming in the ocean. We have all cautioned her about sharks, tides and that it could be a dangerous place if you don't know or understand the ocean... | 4 | 7 | |
1668780450 | 1668935257 | t3_yyky0j | t5_2to41 | 109 | lonelystonerbynight: TIFU by accidentally sending a picture of my weed plant to my grandparents and telling them it was thyme.
For context, I live in Canada and grow and smoke weed.
My mum gifted me a weed plant and I had intended to send a picture to her to show the progress but accidentally sent it to my grandparent... | 9 | 12.111111 | |
1668790679 | 1669092996 | t3_yyoumg | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by lending my phone to my cousin
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Metallbran88: She’s going to tell people. I guarantee she didn’t actually believe you.
Also,
When are you launching your onlyfans?
heyfuckedup: you can see them for free
Metallbran88: Where at?
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1668793607 | 1668818407 | t3_yyq14e | t5_2to41 | 371 | dominiks13: TIFU I might’ve fucked up my life (injury)
Not really today I’m sorry, but really needed to get this off my chest.
Three weeks ago while I was binge drinking with my friends on a camping trip and I slipped and hit my head on a rock. I was really drunk so I don’t recall much of it. Threw up later (could’ve ... | 7 | 53 | |
1668797613 | 1668827452 | t3_yyrkgi | t5_2to41 | 1,180 | kassiaethne: TIFU....by all this nazi talk online lately unlocking a core cringe memory I had stuffed down and now I can't stop cringing
So, this wasn't today, this was more like 20 years ago, back in the wild west of yahoo days and yahoo chat. A/S/L and group chats on common interests. God even remembering makes me cr... | 8 | 147.5 | |
1668801725 | 1668821341 | t3_yyt5fd | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by having the worst panic of my life in front of the woman of my dreams
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Azimuth322: This will happen again, dont listen to platitudes and empty words of encouragement that is bound to happen on reddit.
Youll be far better off finding professional help, it will help you not only with women but... | 3 | 1 | |
1668814155 | 1668820668 | t3_yyul58 | t5_2to41 | 29 | lordbruwin:
LMAO. You totally are just reading your own interpretation into the story with no basis whatsoever. Yeah nah I’m gonna say that maybe giving some benefit of the doubt here on such limited information on a relationship between basically children is a bit more rational than burning the 20 year old girl at th... | 17 | 1.705882 | |
1668807993 | 1668820027 | t3_yyviro | t5_2to41 | 425 | Cantthinkofaname-sry: TIFU by getting my Gf addicted to kissing me
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matskat: "I have come to the conclusion that I somehow transfer nicotine to her through saliva and have inadvertently gotten her addicted to it. "
Nope.
Not a chance hombre. Weird flex tho. You just wanted to post that you kiss girls. Admit... | 5 | 85 | |
1668813312 | 1668885628 | t3_yyxily | t5_2to41 | 675 | ImThe1Wh0: TIFU by rushing to the truck with groceries and a toddler
This just happened. I'm very sad. It's been an incredibly hard and rough week and I'm ready for the weekend. I picked up my daughter from daycare and then it's daddy daughter time til mom gets home. I usually run errands with her to keep her entertain... | 5 | 135 | |
1668814804 | 1668964346 | t3_yyy1s3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | hunerb: TIFU by making friend feel bad for something she didn't do.
I (16M) am dating a girl (16F) and we don't really talk to anyone besides for a few close friends. One of our close friends (16F) has been with us since the very start and we have always thought of here as one of our most loyal friends. Lately our f... | 3 | 4 | |
1668819008 | 1668917094 | t3_yyzh33 | t5_2to41 | 45 | Embarrassed-Low-8170: TIFU By not taking my dog to the vet when I could've
Check out my account for pictures of Maggie, Honey, Hazel.
This is gonna be a longer post everyone. There is a lot to say and a lot to go into. I am a 18 male.
My Grandma had just lost my grandpa in 2014, She was looking for companionship. So... | 9 | 5 | |
1668822806 | 1668827614 | t3_yz0ov1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Flashy_Look_1185: TIFU by being socially awkward
Coming back from quarantine, I (18m) was super socially awkward. While I had a bunch of friends in 9th grade, I didn’t talk to them often in 10th grade. I still had friends in 11th grade (when school came back to in-person), but I had lost a lot of basic social skills.
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1668826820 | 1668835131 | t3_yz1xg4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | boat_ghost420: tifu and my entire class saw me naked
For context I’m a seventeen year old boy and got emancipated because of some fucked up parents with unwise spending habits to the point of near bankruptcy, but I was able to get a job as a blacksmith and had even gotten help to buy a nice lake house, and I was enjoyi... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1668831683 | 1668886230 | t3_yz3cyz | t5_2to41 | 114 | licalier: TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls
So I (33m) woke up this morning with a nasty headache and found a series of messages from my gf of 8 months that basically boiled down to 'how could you be so awful' and 'we should take some time apart from each other'. I had no idea what ... | 7 | 16.285714 | |
1668838857 | 1668878285 | t3_yz5bij | t5_2to41 | 12,951 | kingchaos99: TIFU by following my dick
I 23m have had an absolutely depressing year when it come to sex. first, I match with a girl on tinder who instantly wants to blow me so being horny I agree. now I'm at her place she's blowing me (very well I might add) and then I notice a penis between her legs, now she sees me s... | 15 | 863.4 | |
1668843706 | 1668846464 | t3_yz6i8g | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by pranking my friends using a sensitive topic
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Cardiac_markers: Have you thought about counseling/therapy for your attention seeking behavior?
Sojox137: No. For months, I didn't do any major attention seeking. It improved drastically. I just kinda 'relapsed' last night. In this context, relaps... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1668854935 | 1668952960 | t3_yz96mz | t5_2to41 | 18 | FlowingDebris: TIFU by letting monster energy get inside my phone
Bought a broken iPhone x for $100 AUD, then I got the screen repaired for $140.
The same day I had got it repaired, I put my phone inside my friends bag. We had bought a few cans of monster and had them inside the bag also. Unfortunately, somehow one ... | 6 | 3 | |
1668857833 | 1668858481 | t3_yz9xjz | t5_2to41 | 12 | ahhhmyears: TIFU by not installing pressure plates on my doors in Minecraft
I have been playing Minecraft for years but this is the first world I went tryhard on. First world I got full perfect enchanted diamond gear (I know I should've had Netherite but I was working on it). First time defeating both the Wither and th... | 3 | 4 | |
1668858944 | 1668861696 | t3_yza7z0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By Letting A Stranger Change My Tire
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Mlkbird14: Thanks for sharing your story. This will help other people see the signs next time. Luckily no one was hurt and you're inconvenienced but alive. Sadly many people are driven to do awful things out of desperation and others are just assholes. Assu... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1668832448 | 1668887874 | t3_yz3kqn | t5_2to41 | 11 | DoggoLikesStrawberry: TIFU by being the only one who counted measures
For a bit of context, I’m a band kid, both of my electives taken up by band. I play the flute and tenor saxophone for my school, and as an extra thing I’m in the jazz band that takes place after/before school. Most of the time the jazz band plays at ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1668867811 | 1668873951 | t3_yzd0dc | t5_2to41 | 106 | [deleted]: TIFU when my dad made a bet with me
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skullyfrost40: So you should have went further and said "that will be $100 per cig". Lol
remarkably-done: I tried to do $100 per pack. My negotiation skills were nothing compared to his.
skullyfrost40: Well at least you tried.
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1668868981 | 1668928078 | t3_yzdf24 | t5_2to41 | 3,025 | ThatSwampWitch: TIFU by thinking this birthday was any different
So I haven't did anything for my birthday since I was 12 and my parents had my party at celebration station (think Chuck E. Cheese with go karts) and not a single person came so I'm at the end of the table with this huge cake,piles of tokens and one pres... | 12 | 252.083333 | |
1668870443 | 1668899036 | t3_yzdy4r | t5_2to41 | 1,019 | BikerJedi: TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures.
Reposted from 8 years ago with moderator permission.
While in college, pursuing a degree in Information Systems, I got a job at now defunct Western Pacific airlines. It was basically a paid internship to do all sorts of compute... | 7 | 145.571429 | |
1668871454 | 1668892315 | t3_yzebgz | t5_2to41 | 33,326 | [deleted]: TIFU by searching for child porn
So I'm probably on a list now based on a completely innocent mistake. There was a television show that aired between the years 1987 and 1997 called Married with children. It starred Ed O'Neill and Katey Sagal as husband and wife. Katey played a character called Peggy who was ... | 13 | 2,563.538462 | |
1668871958 | 1668895024 | t3_yzeiee | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by accepting free school hot chocolate or buying a brownie. (my storytelling is bad sorry)
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ComfortableGlad2493: I’m sorry this happened. Cream cheese brownie sounds more likely to me. I’m lactose intolerant and that would mess me up too
LurksAroundHere: Hot chocolate can also cause this. Defin... | 7 | 8.285714 | |
1668876940 | 1668879918 | t3_yzgecn | t5_2to41 | 17 | ChaoticQuixotic42: TiFU asking my not-boyfriend to move in via poem written after listening to too much Hozier
Be honest, how cringe did I go? Wrote while sober, 37F to 38M. Know eachother for 13 years, long distance situationship.
When I was young; I laid in bed at night fantasizing about you. Replaying each ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1668877186 | 1669248525 | t3_yzghne | t5_2to41 | 217 | throwawayacc5675: TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound.
My gf and I were on the phone this morning and they sung a new trending tiktok sound. The sound goes “dance if you gay bruce”. When I danced they told me to stop dancing because the song “isn’t for me” and I’m not allowed to. I’m a girl. I am bi-sexual. I become ver... | 12 | 18.083333 | |
1668878825 | 1668901935 | t3_yzh4jr | t5_2to41 | 1,321 | [deleted]: TIFU by using treats to distract my dog and now I have to choose between him and my GF
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jaydesterr: I mean she sounds great but it's only been a few months and you've had your dog for ?years? He's family at this point.
2525Nii: To be family you have to be trusted to not wring the necks of other fami... | 11 | 120.090909 | |
1668881223 | 1668994515 | t3_yzi20c | t5_2to41 | 1,336 | zeldamuffin: TIFU by eating out
So my girlfriend and I recently attended a family get together of mine consisting of most of my family members, the event was held at my grandparents house where I used to stay over every couple weeks growing up.
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Everything is going well, good party, it was nice meeting a ... | 11 | 121.454545 | |
1668881563 | 1668882166 | t3_yzi6rb | t5_2to41 | 27 | shit-yourself: TIFU by accidentally flushing my dick and balls and clogging the piping at work
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DrillYoCheeks: The fuck did i just read?
newaccount252: A load of bs
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1668883062 | 1668885321 | t3_yzirne | t5_2to41 | 20 | Motor-Sail-1358: TIFU by getting sick
So basically I am 17 (M) and I was getting ready to run at a national cross country meet. The meet was taking place in Arizona, and I live in Colorado, so we would have to drive for about two days to get there. My dad had packed a bunch of stuff for me to take, but he made sure to ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1668885122 | 1668903012 | t3_yzjk64 | t5_2to41 | 152 | kishers_world: TIFU by trying to ruin my friends relationship
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Mordyth: Yep. Dick move. Positive thing is you're 16 or so. This immaturity thing should wear out in a few years. Leave the girl alone. She won't want anything to do with you while she's with the other dude. The only thing you accomplished is that... | 6 | 25.333333 | |
1668883973 | 1668891757 | t3_yzj426 | t5_2to41 | 4 | frikkatat: TIFU by missing my tuition deposit deadline and losing my school assignment to a snow squall
So I’m a first year animation major and I stupidly assumed that the deadline to pay for my $250 deposit for my winter semester’s tuition was way further down in the year. For the fall term deadline I got a ton of not... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1668893807 | 1668922310 | t3_yzmt1t | t5_2to41 | 27 | troubled_stranger: TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator [UPDATE]
[og post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/yvipur/tifu_by_trying_to_get_back_my_vibrator/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Over the course of this week ive had to have a talk with my granny multiple times after school.... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1668895781 | 1668941312 | t3_yznj49 | t5_2to41 | 27 | TanrynWelshDancer: TIFU by experiencing a romcom style fall in front of my entire school
This didn't happen today but I've finally gotten over the embarrassment of it to be able to speak about it.
Early this year, my school had this random singer come in to sing about anti bullying or whatever. All of my year was ther... | 3 | 9 | |
1668896944 | 1668899773 | t3_yzny9b | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU my fiance found my reddit account with thirsty astrology comments
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[deleted]: So you like a Taurus 😉
throwawaysalmonsally: No, I don't know a Taurus.
[deleted]: Lol I’m not a Taurus
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1668898891 | 1668967846 | t3_yzontc | t5_2to41 | 63 | Zealousideal_Wheel44: TIFU trynna get in bed with my flat mates mom when she was staying in our spare room
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bigbaltic: Why can't you sleep in your own room after drinking?
Zealousideal_Wheel44: Partner gets annoyed
harleyspoison267: Do you snore really bad after drinking or are there bigger issues? Sorry this ... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1668900195 | 1668945140 | t3_yzp585 | t5_2to41 | 471 | [deleted]: Tifu by asking my parents for help with the internet bill
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panicofgods: Is this the first bill you've missed? are you handling the other stuff?
If you're handling that, it's impressive as heck.
IDK why you aren't living at home, but as someone who lived away from home as soon as I turned 18, ... | 8 | 58.875 | |
1668900972 | 1668914301 | t3_yzpf4w | t5_2to41 | 57 | CHIEF2ID: TIFU by buying a plane ticket for a girl
So I find myself in an extremely fortunate position in life for work. Currently in Las Vegas for a convention and staying through the weekend in a 1.5m $ airbnb, pool, hot tub, view of the strip, the works. I'm feeling pretty good but it would be nice to have someone t... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1668913239 | 1668961566 | t3_yztgf7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the wrong bathroom on a school trip.
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AcrobaticSource3: But if you’re NB aren’t you allowed to use either bathroom? I would think a liberal city like New York would allow it
Just-Initiative6741: Yes, but no. My school is pretty conservative and bathrooms are kind of a taboo subject.
es... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1668915541 | 1668918706 | t3_yzu6f3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to keep my “best friend” safe
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TheFugitiveSock: One word. Paragraphs.
IM-BORED-101: Yeah sorry I’m not doing the best in LA as u can tell💀
Shenanigamii: Thank you for the TLDR...it just went on to confirm my suspicions and I am glad I didn't take the 30 minutes to read this.
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1668925898 | 1668932216 | t3_yzx62x | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU but it was actually two years ago that I fucked up by fucking my current IRL best friend in roblox and not knowing
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Disastrous-Guess1959: 
Wtf did i just read.......
Enok1_: Idek 😍😍😍
Disastrous-Guess1959: 
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1668931452 | 1668932164 | t3_yzylk9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | SpareWh0: TIFU By leaving my bag at the mailbox
It is November 17th, For a few months I’ve been anticipating the release of the new pokimans gaem (on purpose misspell). Recently been told by a friend the store was doing the midnight release. I was going with a friend who also purchased a copy and they provided a ride t... | 3 | 1 | |
1668931650 | 1668933121 | t3_yzynaw | t5_2to41 | 50 | Charking13: Tifu by screaming like a lunatic
Tifu by finally snapping
The backstory: As the title says Tifu. My wife, son and I have lived in this apartment complex for a year and a half now. Every weekend, and sometimes on the weekdays, from 5pm til 2am our neighbors downstairs play loud music. Normally this has been... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1668932145 | 1669046124 | t3_yzyrvo | t5_2to41 | 3,083 | LastandLeast: TIFU by not enunciating my words when calling in to work.
Fuck up was discovered today. Fuck up started a month ago.
My FIL died, he was living with my husband and I at the time and was elderly. He wasn't in great health but he wasn't on hospice either so his death wasn't expected, but not exactly untim... | 7 | 440.428571 | |
1668955071 | 1668986372 | t3_z05opy | t5_2to41 | 18 | SnooCauliflowers4628: TIFU by having an emotional affair
TIFU big time....so this is a long one, and I am looking for advice. I (20F) have been with my partner (22M) for 4 years. We got together in high school and at the time, i couldnt have asked for better. At least thats what i thought. We dont go out, we dont patty... | 12 | 1.5 | |
1668954076 | 1668957484 | t3_z05b81 | t5_2to41 | 7 | EfficientForce8218: TIFU:Tried repairing broken phone with sharp knife instead of spatula, broke it worse and cut myself in multiple places fml
Last night, my phone was connected to my speaker which has been acting weird. It did its thing again, and my phone went in infinite reboot mode I couldn't do anything. I ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1668957647 | 1669023567 | t3_z06prg | t5_2to41 | 2,788 | lia_arsie: TIFU by misremembering a memory from a previous relationship
I [24, F] have been with my current boyfriend [27, M] for 4 months.
We only live together half of the month, the remaining time we are long distance due to his job.
Today we were talking over the phone about our day, and I told him I met a local ... | 18 | 154.888889 | |
1668958799 | 1669033446 | t3_z076da | t5_2to41 | 836 | Misaiato: TIFU by not reading the instructions on the packaging.
I recently underwent a septoplasty. This procedure corrects a deviated septum which helps you breathe more easily.
I’ve struggled with my nose my entire life. I always felt like drawing breath through my nostrils was somewhat like trying to suck a smoot... | 6 | 139.333333 | |
1668963741 | 1668964810 | t3_z096l1 | t5_2to41 | 39 | lobaslefttoe: TIFU by thinking someone was breaking into our house
This happened just now and I am resorting to Reddit to avoid facing the fact that I may have just traumatized the shit out of my step brother.
To preface I should say my step brother was staying over for a few days and my father had informed me briefly... | 3 | 13 | |
1668965064 | 1668990598 | t3_z09qq9 | t5_2to41 | 63 | Xanera_88: TIFU by cutting my girlfriends ear
Just happened yesterday. On mobile so usual formating shenanigans.
So when covid hit I decided to learn how to cut my own hair. I'm not one for long hairstyles and with all the barbers closed indefinitely i thought this was a good time to pick up a new skill. Bought a raz... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1668972676 | 1668976170 | t3_z0cxgn | t5_2to41 | 31 | ohnowhatihaved: TIFU by jerking my stick to chicks with dicks.
Unlike a lot of other people on here, I'm not going to try to make excuses for myself. Yes, I am attracted to women with cocks, and it's something that I'm deeply ashamed of, and have not told anyone about (obviously.) Anyways, I have a really wonderful gir... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1668973952 | 1669048056 | t3_z0dg5p | t5_2to41 | 876 | PlayfulEgg2295: TIFU by drunk calling a girl 16 times
That’s pretty much what happened. I got really drunk and tried to contact her so we could meet. She didn’t answer any of the phone calls I can remember and apparently after some more shots of tequila I called her 11 more times but I cannot remember doing these call... | 11 | 79.636364 | |
1668973531 | 1668983723 | t3_z0d9z8 | t5_2to41 | 24 | paulphiliphimself: TIFU thinking my wife’s friend was homophobic
When I (35M) was scrolling through my social media feeds a couple of years ago, during Pride week in Sweden, an image of a starving child overlayed with a Pride flag filter and a caption saying something like “What’s the point” popped up. In my defense it... | 4 | 6 | |
1668979999 | 1669000758 | t3_z0fzli | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing the kind of an amazing person i had for a SO
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joliver5: Wow, and I don't get a girlfriend. What a fucking world. Guess you can be the biggest asshole as long as you have the slightest bit of carisma or whatever you have that she saw in you. Ffs
Vegetable-Cow-1984: You don’t get... | 3 | -1 | |
1668981262 | 1669178436 | t3_z0gir7 | t5_2to41 | 382 | georgiemaebbw: TIFU by getting a car wash
My client called me and needed me to do a big rush job. I drove out to meet them and pick up the designs and supplies. It's been snowing, so the roads are covered in salt and slush.
My van has been covered in road salt for over a week, and it needed a wash badly. I got a car ... | 10 | 38.2 | |
1668987373 | 1669028002 | t3_z0j1yg | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by very eagerly trying to impress my crush with my 'climbing skills'
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yumirow: alr just a quick tip. I know pretty much no man turned on by an athletic feat of a women. They do of graceful or aesthetically pleasing ones tho
JustThatTwoRedditGuy: That says a lot about you, and very little about ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1668991331 | 1668998991 | t3_z0kke5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | CobraCommander420: TIFU By trying to have fun over being a responsible adult.
So like the title implies i (26M) fucked up by trying to prioritize fun over responsibility.
To start my husband (30M) graduated last month from college with his bachelors in cyber security. His ceremony was in florida and we are from pa. S... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1668996241 | 1669064949 | t3_z0md6s | t5_2to41 | 2,698 | ChumDumpsterr: TIFU by trying to be funny
GFs mom sent a picture to our group text asking if anyone could remove a smudge from a picture of a little boy riding a bike. I have a Google pixel 6, which has a feature called Magic Eraser that does a pretty good job at removing things from photos so I removed the smudge. Now... | 6 | 449.666667 | |
1668997198 | 1669006548 | t3_z0mpjx | t5_2to41 | 760 | [deleted]: TIFU: Asking my gf to role play incest w/ me
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pythonidae_love: Um, whether or not you support it, bestiality is actually illegal in most states so....maybe don't do it. https://encyclopedia.pub/entry/24086
[deleted]: I didn't know it was illegal tbh. I thought since the porn was legal, it was legal.... | 12 | 63.333333 | |
1668996410 | 1669001507 | t3_z0mfbv | t5_2to41 | -11 | [deleted]: TIFU by setting my balls on fire
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FLTDI: You don't get what a tldr is do you?
Doxi_420420: I couldn’t post it unless I had
FLTDI: Yeah, you didn't post a tldr.....
Doxi_420420: Bro I don’t give a shit 💀
Send_Your_Noods_plz: In case you didn't know, it stands for: too long ; didn't read. It's a way ... | 7 | -1.571429 | |
1669011872 | 1669039680 | t3_z0rkvm | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my first girlfriend I lied about my body count
I told my ex that I had a higher body count and even when I came clean I told her she was my first which isn’t true. I told her I had a higher body count in order to get her not to like me in the beginning because quite frankly her life was batsh... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1669018623 | 1669020017 | t3_z0th1v | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my family into my room
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ZirePhiinix: Bro, you're just nasty.
Doesn't that stuff stink? I can barely stand it after 10 seconds, and you left your cum to evaporate for a month.
Mean-Hospital624: Didn't really sniff it ig
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1669022855 | 1669243211 | t3_z0ulrg | t5_2to41 | 19 | Turtlethebean: TIFU by Squawking at a Server
Yes, you read that correctly. I squawked at a server. Yes, like a bird.
There's a small pizza place at the mall that I usually go to for lunch in between classes. Well, I say pizza place, but it's more of a pizza stand with a few seats.
Anyways, I was standing there, stari... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1669032773 | 1669132233 | t3_z0xhmk | t5_2to41 | 10,913 | [deleted]: TIFU by going into the Non-binary bathroom
TIFU by using the non-binary bathroom and getting labeled as a perv
So a few days I was just chilling at school and I needed to go to the bathroom, and recently one of the bathrooms was labeled as non-binary/gender neutral, so anyone of any gender may use it, which... | 16 | 682.0625 | |
1669037216 | 1669057136 | t3_z0yz4x | t5_2to41 | 10 | RedNova02: TIFU by de-icing my windscreen
I woke up bright and early this morning for work, knowing that my car windscreen would be frosty. Like the responsible person I definitely am, I made sure to leave time to scrape off the ice. After getting ready, I walked out to my car, unlocked it, set my bag down inside, put ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1669043120 | 1669068630 | t3_z116p4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | thesadmarshmallow: TIFU by thinking the audition for my school's talent quest is not an actual audition.
A bit of bg info, I (16) always liked to sing. Since around 3-4 years ago I always wanted to sing on my school's talent show, but never got the chance to due to COVID.
Around a month ago, the school announced that ... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1669039178 | 1669063009 | t3_z0zo1p | t5_2to41 | 21 | gms29: TIFU by spamming an array of the most explicit words in my family group using a python script
Hey guys, This is really really embarrassing,
so I was fooling around and decide to make a python script to autospam messages stored in array through whatsapp web, I made it and spammed my family group with short stupi... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1669049191 | 1669050095 | t3_z13mpj | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying weed
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Educational_Grab2756: Lmfao I love how you ruined your first time because you didn't ask for help and decided to take an entire edible on your first go. Edibles are made with concentrated THC and can be intense, even for me a long term smoker. Should've just done half, or smoked... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1669049799 | 1669050294 | t3_z13v8n | t5_2to41 | 34 | SexistMillenial: TIFU by yelling at my girlfriend
Obligatory throwaway account
I(23M) and my Girlfriend(22F(Now Ex)) Decided to go to a bar to watch the saints game sunday. I know she doesnt like football but i never did something like that before and thought i should invite her and some of my close friends out. She a... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1669048460 | 1669127817 | t3_z13c38 | t5_2to41 | 1,174 | [deleted]: TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship.
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salsanacho: Haha, you'd think the tour guide would ring a bell or yell a warning before entering any living areas of the ship.
yumirow: Red code, family in coming
wecomeinpeacedoyou: Code D
fish-keeper69: dong
Embarrasssg3662: Y’all are too comfo... | 6 | 195.666667 | |
1669052834 | 1669059469 | t3_z153sj | t5_2to41 | 10 | bobababe_81: Tifu by locking every store in our region out of an online insurance claim
Tldr; no one sent me the email with an updated password
Tifu by being left out of an important email sent out the previous day, for more context I work in optometry, we have a retail side and my job is to handle the exams. My mana... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1669064407 | 1669090385 | t3_z1a33l | t5_2to41 | 0 | Kuschelmaus44: TIFU by saying something to someone in the bathroom
So. Today i was staying in school a bit longer, because i was still doing some band with a friend. After a while i told him that i think i will be on my way, but before that ima head to the bathroom. It was really late, like 3 hours after school closed,... | 3 | 0 | |
1669070790 | 1669156954 | t3_z1cv13 | t5_2to41 | 13,533 | Nightmare_Tonic: TIFU by thinking I was smarter than a common ground squirrel
I have always thought of myself as rather intelligent; my wife says I am on par with an average chimp or octopus, and I'm proud of that fact. I recently had the opportunity to engage in a battle of wits with a squirrel, which I thought would ... | 16 | 845.8125 | |
1669071174 | 1669155955 | t3_z1d0nx | t5_2to41 | 15,060 | LuciusDickusMaximus: TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
My plumber is a really nice guy with a heart of 24k gold. I've actually started smiling when I clog the toilet because it means he's coming over with his Italian accent and his arcane sense of humor (last time as he walked in and ... | 12 | 1,255 | |
1669071800 | 1669136827 | t3_z1da65 | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwaway_82649294: TIFU by sleeping with my ex
So this was back in 2018 just before Christmas. I (M - 24) and my ex (F - 22) had been broken up for about 1-2 years at this point. We were still very good friends and would talk every other day. We just decided that we had different purposes in life and also the fact the... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1669072751 | 1669075198 | t3_z1doaa | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: Tifu didn’t know it was a erotic massage parlor and got chlamydia
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Sorry_Ad_1285: You definitely had chlamydia before going to the parlor. It doesn’t happen in a matter of hours like that
Bluesparc: Exactly lmao, Tyrese ain't the only one been hoeing around
Edit to clarify, I don't necessarily mean... | 3 | 6 | |
1669074999 | 1669082993 | t3_z1ejws | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a lady “DO YALL SERVE CRACKERS”
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Eirikur_da_Czech: I fucking hate how stupidly sensitive people are. That was funny and everyone fucking knows it.
Ganaud: Are you possibly a white male ?
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1669075692 | 1669076987 | t3_z1etdy | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by vaping with my door open
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Negative-Living5778: Posted on mobile, lot of typos
SqueefyPassage: Yeah.. when you said me and him were texting and he died... I was like wtf??! For a second.😂😂
Negative-Living5778: Lmao I hate auto correct, I ment to say he said
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1669077161 | 1669079393 | t3_z1fctf | t5_2to41 | 11 | weirdestferalcat: TIFU by overexerting myself at the gym.
I have been wanting to work out for a while and today I finally made an effort to go to a group training session. Mind you, I have NEVER gone to the gym and the last time I worked out was as a teenager (give or take) 10 years ago. And it was never anything in... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1669083231 | 1669087663 | t3_z1hjxu | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by play fighting with my partner
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AcrobaticSource3: Were you naked or clothed?
Magnedeus: Why does that matter?
| 3 | 0 | |
1669099415 | 1669110016 | t3_z1mpjt | t5_2to41 | 80 | Ahpla: TIFU By trying to save a kitten
So today my husband and I went to the store to look for Christmas garland. As soon as we parked I saw a kitten hiding under a truck in front of us crying and looking very scared. Before my husband knew what happened I was already out of the truck beelining it to said kitten. I ... | 6 | 13.333333 | |
1669104867 | 1669106638 | t3_z1o666 | t5_2to41 | 1 | glitterous69: TIFU By trying to do the right thing
Let me preface this by saying ; I’ve been in love with my best friend for over a year, and she helped me get a job where I’m currently employed, and she recently got promoted to manager. Onto the story now.
There’s a support manager at our work (a support manager is th... | 4 | 0.25 |
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