start_date stringlengths 10 10 | end_date stringlengths 10 10 | thread_id stringlengths 8 10 ⌀ | subreddit stringclasses 1
value | subreddit_id stringclasses 1
value | total_score int64 -564 194k | text stringlengths 52 58.9k | num_messages int64 3 160 | avg_score float64 -55.17 14.3k |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1669106523 | 1669119948 | t3_z1ol52 | t5_2to41 | -8 | AnonUser3922747: Tifu by not “using” my partners body
Some backstory I 19 male and my really good friend female 19 have been in an odd situation lately cause we both started to look at each other in more of a relationship way then just friends…, and things have been great cause we both really similar and it looked like... | 4 | -2 | |
1669121579 | 1669125300 | t3_z1sum2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Ancient_Zebra_647: TIFU by not moving my husband's truck and it got towed.
At my apartment complex there's a few parking spots for future residents to park in. Residents aren't supposed to park in them Monday-Friday 10:00-6:00. My husband parked there the other night because there was no other parking available. We... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1669122554 | 1669125603 | t3_z1t72y | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By unknowingly walking around with a 100 degree fever
[deleted]
Decryptic__: 99.8?! So you where near the boiling point of water?! Holy! You're hot! /s
Jokes aside, hope you'll get well soon.
MonstahButtonz: 100° is barely a fever.
Anything over 99.5°, and many thermometers (especially temporal ones ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1669124254 | 1669132697 | t3_z1tspb | t5_2to41 | 4 | Primary_Tiger_8190: TIFU: I got a large speeding ticket
This was not today but a while ago. I got a $500 dollar ticket and I felt absolutely horrible. I had a clean record until then and I am probably the last person you would expect to get a ticket, I very intentionally avoid doing anything illegal, from speeding to e... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1669124970 | 1669212546 | t3_z1u1xv | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting that OneDrive exists
[deleted]
Brlnn: I never understood why people “keep porn” especially gbs worth of it. Being young and horny is understandable and I’m not hating on anyone who does save it. Just why go through the trouble to save it all when you can just look it back up? Unless it’s s... | 9 | 7.333333 | |
1669130562 | 1669131511 | t3_z1wae9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU insulting a friend who wants to give me a job
[deleted]
127peter: Are you sure your not 9 years old
Your friend dodged a bullet with you
Wartsoever: Yep mhmmm
| 3 | 1 | |
1669089372 | 1669137587 | t3_z1jo5f | t5_2to41 | 17 | throwmybodyaway1: TIFU by going to a birthday party and challenging a guy to a drink off.
So, I was invited to a birthday party by some guy I met a few months ago. Long story short, I challenged a different much older, much bigger guy, let's call him Greg, there to a drink-off. When I say "challenge", I mean that I men... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1669133103 | 1669133724 | t3_z1xcjp | t5_2to41 | 17 | big-daddy-syrup: TIFU by accidentally smoking m3th
For some context: my parents have such a massive pot stash that I help myself to it whenever I visit (asked my mom if it was fine, she said it was). This also happened yesterday, and no they don’t know this event happened. Also, I take adderall for ADHD (prescribed)
S... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1669136013 | 1669212027 | t3_z1yje5 | t5_2to41 | 1,919 | Bruh_lolo: TIFU by getting scammed at a computer repair shop
IMPORTANT EDIT BELOW
So i left my pc at this repair shop for a few days cuz of a random issue with its motherboard. Today i went there and got it back without even getting it repaired, i got home, opened it up and i see he has replaced my i7 7700k CPU with a... | 9 | 213.222222 | |
1669137522 | 1669187510 | t3_z1z69d | t5_2to41 | 12 | Throwawaytinybabies: TIFU by asking what was in the case
Throwaway to protect my identity and my friends
Obligatory this happened yesterday not today
I (18m) went to a friends (16m) house for the first time yesterday (met in high school). He was showing me his room n all his cool stuff, I saw a small ish case next t... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1669141486 | 1669146284 | t3_z20ucz | t5_2to41 | 529 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally following my brother on my NSFW profile
[deleted]
LordTayto: And he knows this as your public profile..... Dots connect ya know 😂
dangerouskarmen: i don’t think he knows I even use Reddit, but god. I just want to die now.
LordTayto: And when are you gonna link us to the NSFW profile? 😂... | 9 | 58.777778 | |
1669144359 | 1669152536 | t3_z222rd | t5_2to41 | 208 | fortheloveoffanfics: TIFU by breaking up my almost 4 year relationship
This was not today, it was early this year.
He treated me kindly, I loved his family, we had so many inside jokes. I always felt loved. So many plans and memories that made life feel wonderful. He and I met in Highschool and people joked about how... | 5 | 41.6 | |
1669145846 | 1669148183 | t3_z22pvd | t5_2to41 | 343 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking out my crush
[deleted]
Parttime-Princess: 1. Ask her out IN PERSON. Waiting hours for a response messes with your nerves
2. Go all in. Don't backtrack, don't back down. Do it.
Beautifulblueocean: Ask her to hang out! Not be your girlfriend yet.
Parttime-Princess: YES also a good one. Hang out... | 6 | 57.166667 | |
1669148590 | 1669209322 | t3_z23wna | t5_2to41 | 426 | Keanu__Gaming__xD: TIFU by getting assigned a group project and getting sent memes
TLDR: Got partnered with an alt-righter, kept his meme open on my laptop, prof saw and wants to “meet”
What up bros, so basically I am in a business class and our midterm group project had RANDOMLY assigned groups. This is important c... | 13 | 32.769231 | |
1669151417 | 1669151880 | t3_z254st | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being Honest with my crush
[deleted]
Ok_City_7177: No FU here dude - you are being true to yourself and open, as is she.
Its the same crossroads you are at - accept and keep the friendship (and stop checking to see if her feelings have changed) or move on and go NC.
If talking to her does not stop ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1669151178 | 1669153897 | t3_z2511m | t5_2to41 | 24 | backgroundmusik: TIFU by not listening to the song my husband wrote for our autistic daughter.
My husband is a singer/songwriter. Well, technically he's disabled, but music is his thing. He's very talented, but bands mostly just don't work out. Anyway, we have a 5 year old daughter who is autistic and doesn't speak muc... | 4 | 6 | |
1669151568 | 1669154527 | t3_z25737 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Daxorn_97: TIFU by asking to be transferred
I asked to be transferred in a different department where i'm working, the choice and decision includes a change in career path, which is what i want, but since i'm a working student it means changing the investments in my training. All i asked is if it was possible, but the ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1669152445 | 1669158403 | t3_z25l5t | t5_2to41 | 2 | _yeetbooii: TIFU by breaking a computer mouse in a business lesson in my school
TIFU, gonna be honest it wasnt really today but actually a couple days ago but it all links up until today. Also excuse my really bad storytelling, ive read many fuck ups but never made one so here i go ig. So basically on thursday 17 novem... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1669156744 | 1669159700 | t3_z27hr5 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying my wife's best friend a pair of $250 designer high heels and week before my wife's birthday.
[deleted]
Ireallyamthisshallow: It's Amazon. You can 100% cancel it if it has not been delivered. You can chat to customer services if not. L can refuse the delivery. There's lots of options here.
The... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1669158257 | 1670723411 | t3_z285i6 | t5_2to41 | 44 | SimonsShit: TIFU by losing the ring i bought to propose to my GF
Actually happened Today, excuse my bad grammar please, english isnt my first language.
I went on a little vacation with a few friend for a week and brought a little more money with me because i wanted to buy some nice suits and an engagement ring to pro... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1669165241 | 1669230487 | t3_z2aw7n | t5_2to41 | -16 | yoganurse21: TIFU by using my bf’s credit card without asking
[removed]
Fun-Pea-880: Do your boyfriend a favor and dump him so he can find a woman who won't care if he has an average dick and will be more than happy with him.
yoganurse21: You say that as most woman prefer guys with 6”. Don’t get me wrong it’s not small... | 8 | -2 | |
1669166376 | 1669169641 | t3_z2bb79 | t5_2to41 | 8 | dmomo: TIFU by accidentally insulting an overweight friend
This afternoon, my sister (let's call her Gabby) posted a meme on facebook. It was a spoof screenshot of a mobile message from Santa Claus. It read something along the lines of:
​
>**Santa Clause**
>
>Gabby,
>
>You are on my ... | 4 | 2 | |
1669166874 | 1669177081 | t3_z2bheo | t5_2to41 | 46 | Goddamitnoleg: TIFU by accidentally making fun of a guy missing a leg while delivering pizzas
So this actually happened like a week ago, but whatever. I work as pizza delivery guy and last week I was delivering pizzas. I pull up to this house and ring the doorbell, when I do this man comes hoping towards the door. With... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1669169516 | 1669238354 | t3_z2cfez | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to return a $300 item before the 30 day return window
[deleted]
NerdHerder77: I'm sure if you're not an asshole about it, most cashiers won't care. Try not to press your luck tho and just take the L if it doesn't work. Other than that, fuck multi-million dollar corpos.
ChampagneAbuelo: T... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1669168972 | 1669180667 | t3_z2c8b2 | t5_2to41 | 133 | groundhoggrey: TIFU by asking my momma if I could eat candy
NSFW for mention of marijuana use, just to be careful
So I'm 26M, and I'm staying with my parents. Happy Thanksgiving everyone who doesn't celebrate but likes taking time off to hang out with their family and stuff.
Anyway I get some pretzels from a vending... | 3 | 44.333333 | |
1669179458 | 1669183655 | t3_z2ftze | t5_2to41 | 74 | splithoofiewoofies: TIFU by giving the wrong spoilers on L-Word Season 3 to my partner
If you know Season 3 of the L word you know what spoiler I am talking about.
\---Spoiler below---
I saw L-Word over a decade ago and my partner had not seen it.
In season 3, my partner asks me, "Does Dana die? Please tell me Dana ... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1669183999 | 1669195236 | t3_z2haoe | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: TIFU by pinning my crush on Zoom when I was the host
[deleted]
Loud_Wallaby737: IF YOU ARE FEMALE:
I'm sure there won't be consequences.
Some people may now know you have a crush on said colleague but that's it I imagine. We can't help who we have a crush on.
IF YOU ARE MALE
I dunno dude, just hope it g... | 6 | 16.666667 | |
1669184845 | 1669234671 | t3_z2hk6d | t5_2to41 | 170 | [deleted]: TIFU By watching p0rn with bluetooth earbuds
[deleted]
BossKrisz: >I'm not allowed to stay up past 1am
I don't think it's normal for your parents to say when to go to sleep at the age of 18. At this point that's none of her business. If you don't keeping others awake or bothering them, then you should be... | 12 | 14.166667 | |
1669192241 | 1669221166 | t3_z2jq5b | t5_2to41 | 46 | ThatWeirdAussie: TIFU by trying to throw chestnuts at a corpse
So this actually happened around September 2018 and I was about 15 at the time, but this morning my mind decided to wake up with this memory and I just want to share it because it shows why you shouldn’t take me anywhere and I’ve had to explain to half of t... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1669211204 | 1669216843 | t3_z2pjpt | t5_2to41 | 12 | Ok-Course3540: TIFU because I got sick in the bathroom
So first off this is my very first Reddit post so sorry for any weirdness as idk if I’m posting this right but onto the story. I usually partake in a extra circular activity that involves inhaling on a green plant. Sometimes I go a little too hardcore on the munchi... | 3 | 4 | |
1669218194 | 1669218702 | t3_z2sdq5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not deleting my nudes for research purpose
[removed]
barrycarter: Exactly what type of "research" are you doing?
Dattebayo6969420: just curious about my body
barrycarter: Oh, my mistake, sorry. I thought you were referring to online porn.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1669223861 | 1669224613 | t3_z2usc7 | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to correct my speech
So a bit of background: I’ve recently overcome an alcohol addiction (yay) that was pretty severe and lasted a few years. One of the things I, and others around me, have noticed is that I mix up my words a lot or find myself tongue tied more frequently than before the addic... | 3 | 18 | |
1669227858 | 1669233861 | t3_z2whyz | t5_2to41 | 35 | throwaway1703738: TIFU by realizing I am no different from an incel
[removed]
peithecelt: You never asked her out, you never actually did anything but chat with her, so you were not rejected.
In fact, if you stop being so wrapped up in your sexist complaining about how annoying women are to you, you might see that ... | 9 | 3.888889 | |
1669229357 | 1669243674 | t3_z2x4vi | t5_2to41 | 671 | fuck-alia-iacta-est: TIFU: Paying $267 flight change fee on our second date so she'd stop screaming at United customer service instead of not seeing her again. Not today, three years ago—I just moved out.
disclaimer in response to comments: I fully agree with those who mention this is a rambling nonsensical mess and u... | 6 | 111.833333 | |
1669234556 | 1669236650 | t3_z2zay7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | IFO---21: TIFU by trying to punish a spoiled brat
[removed]
Illegallydumb: You sound like a complete pos, I’m glad the truth came out that poor baby.. you’re lucky it didn’t go any further tbh because I’d be LIVID if you did that to my children
Gerald_Bostock_jt: Yeah, but if you forced someone to look after your child... | 4 | 2 | |
1669244570 | 1669245936 | t3_z33f4t | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not double bagging a bag of cat litter
I was at my grandma’s apartment at her old person building. They typically don’t allow pets but my grandma has a cat and they seem to be fine with that.
The people there don’t exactly love my grandma. I understand why. She isn’t that nice and she is unclean (s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1669248652 | 1669249958 | t3_z34z0t | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu again. Why won’t I learn
[removed]
PsychologicalSell805: Do you secretly hate your wife?
Imnotthatguy46: This is the thing. I love her more than anything I suppose I just have an issue with recognising when she’s genuinely in pain and not thinking she’s just milking it for a steady few days
Psychologica... | 4 | 1 | |
1671748300 | 1671812182 | t3_zsyvwy | t5_2to41 | 681 | TIFUtastupidwomam: TIFU by letting my coworker move in with me.
As the title says, I FU by letting my coworker move in. Throw away because reasons.
I won't bore you with details of how. But I'm a widow, aged 38. After losing my husband ten years ago, I decided to transfer to a different state in my career. I sold our ... | 6 | 113.5 | |
1671742817 | 1671809648 | t3_zswpld | t5_2to41 | 4,976 | unusuallly: TIFU by looking through my girlfriends phone
TIFU by looking through my girlfriends phone
As the title says, I fucked up so bad. My girlfriend and I have been dating for about 9 months, we’re 21 and 19. We love eachother, we trust eachother, and we have nothing to hide from eachother. I was sleeping over a... | 15 | 331.733333 | |
1671727505 | 1671776405 | t3_zsqkxc | t5_2to41 | 11,070 | Unlikely-Mud473: Tifu by eating my husbands anniversary breakfast he made me
Today is my one year marriage anniversary. I made him breakfast in bed, and later he made me a late breakfast. He said he made his “famous eggs”. Apparently that just means he puts in a shit ton of different cheese and bacon. There was a lot... | 12 | 922.5 | |
1671751344 | 1671852455 | t3_zt0518 | t5_2to41 | 1,695 | Technical_Law_4226: TIFU by losing a mold of my penis
My (36m) wife (33F) and I have been together for 20 years, and married for 5 of those years. A while ago I started working away from home, and thought it would be funny to get one of those “clone-a-Willy” kits at the gag gift shop, to kind of “keep my spot” at home.... | 11 | 154.090909 | |
1671730987 | 1671739227 | t3_zss15g | t5_2to41 | 55 | chiyukichan: Tifu by not actually reading the dryer directions
I moved in with my husband 4 years ago and his house already had a washer and dryer set. I never bothered to find a manual to read how to use them because how hard can it be? You toss clothes in and then you set it to wash or dry.
I tend to do everyone's ... | 5 | 11 | |
1671752208 | 1671756084 | t3_zt0krz | t5_2to41 | 26 | This_Parking_33: TIFU by having a sexy image on my monitor at work
Obligatory throwaway account. This happened on Monday, four days ago.
I was at work and I have an office all to myself. It was during my break and I was feeling a little randy, so I decided to let off a bit of steam while I had my door shut and locked... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1671726853 | 1671823909 | t3_zsqbgq | t5_2to41 | 3,695 | Jeana_Kie: TIFU by giving my dad 2 Christmas presents.
TL;DR : My dad opened the 2nd gift I got him first, not realizing I got him what he specifically asked for as well. He embarrassed himself and good times were had.
'Tis the season of giving, and I've recently been reminded of a tale from younger years.. First pl... | 8 | 461.875 | |
1671729492 | 1671833070 | t3_zsreq9 | t5_2to41 | 215 | ShortCartographers: TIFU by not locking the door to the bedroom…
I put the kids down for their nap. They're 3.5 years old and 18 months old.
My husband and I seized the opportunity during our own “nap” for some intimate hugging. It’s a rare occasion he has off on a weekday. I’m a stay at home dad but now work part tim... | 6 | 35.833333 | |
1671665820 | 1671666474 | t3_zs5d4d | t5_2to41 | 17 | SuperCarrotX: TIFU by thinking my pants were on tightly.
this actually happened a few weeks ago but i (16M) think it's appropriate to post it on this subreddit, it's rather funny but quite embarrassing.
started off as a normal day, i was going through all my classes but i had an exceptionally boring german class and t... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1671723843 | 1671805896 | t3_zsp2ev | t5_2to41 | 96 | throwaway20029188818: TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage
This actually took place Tuesday evening and not today. Tuesday I Fucked Up.
So we're at a friend's [17F] party and all is good. Me [16M] and a few of my other friends(also [17F]) are planning to stay over because the party is relatively far and it's just gene... | 11 | 8.727273 | |
1671697499 | 1671767301 | t3_zsgt9z | t5_2to41 | 125 | mymy0121: TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN
Hello! It didn't happen today, but it was pretty recent. I just had to get this off my chest already.
I recently became fwb with an old friend. We've only had sex a few times over the last few months because our schedules are pretty hectic, so we're still getting to know each other ... | 6 | 20.833333 | |
1671756211 | 1671759182 | t3_zt20v0 | t5_2to41 | 102 | SnoodleWooper: TIFU by bailing on my friend during a false school shooting
So today at my high school I was with my only best friend I had made at the school, eating the scraps the school had to offer, when suddenly a wave of thousands of students began running towards us. I sat there for a good ten seconds confused, s... | 4 | 25.5 | |
1671397420 | 1671450444 | t3_zp8cls | t5_2to41 | 28,602 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my friends bird at the airport
[deleted]
rendragmuab: It might be worth reaching out to some local news sources and seeing if they want to post your story. I imagine TSA would be more inclined to do something once they get put on blast.
SFXBTPD: Is TSA being incompetent very newsworthy?
notinm... | 13 | 2,200.153846 | |
1669854385 | 1669856035 | t3_z98j7w | t5_2to41 | 57 | Throwawayfalsesmoke: TIFU by renting a turo and leaving a lighter in the car.
Throwaway because i am just fuming and need to vent. Already posted on r/turo so a little bit of a cross post
I recently had my 5th trip with turo. Before this i had absolutely no issues with the service. So i rented a Kia but i never met th... | 8 | 7.125 | |
1671523571 | 1671608748 | t3_zqilqm | t5_2to41 | 26,664 | SheDidNotListenToMe: TIFU using sign language to make my Deaf partner's parents love me
A few days ago my gf and I got caught being intimate. Her mom heard us in the bedroom and banged on the door. My gf heard nothing because she is Deaf. I did my best to communicate what was happening, but I was in a compromising posi... | 12 | 2,222 | |
1671491933 | 1671762970 | t3_zq6y3l | t5_2to41 | 48 | dilsinapickle: TIFU by rolling my fiancé’s window down in the car wash
Let me set the scene: it’s a blustery, cold, snowy day. My car was muddy and coated in salt from the roads, so I wanted to go through the car wash. My fiancé was with me in the passenger seat. We had just picked up some breakfast while we were out a... | 4 | 12 | |
1671720873 | 1671764937 | t3_zsnwwo | t5_2to41 | 103 | Dog_in_human_costume: TIFU by leaving a laptop in harms way
For the past few months I've been helping at a community center to introduce some senior citizens into the web and mobile apps, since nowadays everything is tied to mobile or email.
It's been a great experience and I recommend it to everyone who has time, tho... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1669856665 | 1669923733 | t3_z99g92 | t5_2to41 | 151 | Van_GOOOOOUGH: TIFU. For the last 4 months I thought I was earning below minimum wage at my job but today I found I was mistaken.
When I was hired at my current job, my boss casually said to me "x dollars per hour," and it seemed a bit low to me but I unquestioningly accepted because it's better than not earning anythi... | 9 | 16.777778 | |
1671664328 | 1671754299 | t3_zs4pb8 | t5_2to41 | 833 | GreenEggPage: TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone
This happened 10-15 years ago, when my daughter was a teen. She left her phone lying around and I, as a good father would, decided to prank her by changing the names of her contacts. I got a little carried away and changed all of them. The names ... | 12 | 69.416667 | |
1671629241 | 1671716136 | t3_zrlycz | t5_2to41 | 186 | Itsme_AndrewPG: TIFU by swearing at somebody bigger than me & got my ass handed to me with violent politeness.
This happened a few hours ago:
TL:DR at the end.
Today I took my grandmother to the mall to buy a few odds and ends and to enjoy a festive season coffee. She struggles to walk so we keep a wheel chair i... | 10 | 18.6 | |
1671730301 | 1671769397 | t3_zsrqv9 | t5_2to41 | 92 | stupidboyfriend2022: TIFU by misunderstanding my girlfriend’s attempt at a compromise.
So this started a few months ago, but came to a head last night.
When my girlfriend [F28] and I [M30] first started dating, I was just coming out of a marriage. As in I had just moved back in with my dad a few weeks prior. Yes, it’s... | 10 | 9.2 | |
1669858639 | 1673374685 | t3_z9a8bv | t5_2to41 | 106 | static_candles: TIFU NSFW by saying no to my boyfriends kink
TIFU I (19F) and my boyfriend (20M) were making cookies together. He has a ddlg thing in which he fantasizes about me when I age regre (which is my way to respond to trauma, he's into it I am not.). We have sex a lot however he never brings ddlg into the bed ... | 10 | 10.6 | |
1669858249 | 1669945991 | t3_z9a2po | t5_2to41 | 18 | mermaidpaint: TIFU by taking 3 diuretic pills, not 1
I came home late last night and needed to take my meds ASAP so my brain would go to sleep.
I take 3 pills of my antidepressant for the right dosage. Normally I set up a week's worth of dosages in a pill holder but I have ADHD and sometimes don't. I had things on ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1669859800 | 1669907864 | t3_z9aokw | t5_2to41 | 8 | aUsedPaperTowel: TIFU by comparing a girl to Stiflers mom
So I (26m) matched with someone (30f) [on hinge and things were going really well we were talking about our lives and stuff we like and it eventually escalated to spicy texting and a couple pics shared between us. After like 1 day of knowing eachother she recomm... | 4 | 2 | |
1671692312 | 1671735669 | t3_zsf75k | t5_2to41 | 150 | Appropriate-Egg-2498: TIFU by not properly locking a frozen door
Yes the title is accurate.
Leading up to...:
I (17M)take care of my grandmothers house when she is away, by checking her mail, watering her plants, and making sure everything is in order so when she comes back she won't face any problems. I have taken c... | 6 | 25 | |
1671680111 | 1671716984 | t3_zsazio | t5_2to41 | 191 | SamuelMashups: TIFU by putting Tiger Balm on my anus
I have been having trouble going to the toilet recently. I can’t seem to defecate properly. I contacted my doctor about the issue and he explained that I need to something on my refrain that will eventually ease the pain. He also told me to drink more water and incre... | 8 | 23.875 | |
1671763131 | 1671765177 | t3_zt4aw5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently printing a copy of my conversation with a coworker which my bosses found it
[deleted]
NecessaryAd2036: Change your passwords... to everything! (Hint: quit logging into personal shot on a work machine.)
NecessaryAd2036: Shit! I meant shit
| 3 | 4 | |
1669861791 | 1669901783 | t3_z9bhaf | t5_2to41 | 96 | Shoe_mocker: TIFU by thinking my headphones were connected
This happened just a few minutes ago. I’m currently working on a homework assignment in my campus dining hall in which I have create a filter for the non-dominant frequencies of an audio file using matlab (coding software). As the title suggests, my headphones ... | 3 | 32 | |
1671764397 | 1671768943 | t3_zt4ozv | t5_2to41 | 46 | Dante_Montag88: TIFU by Insulting a Customer's Child
This story takes place in about 2004 when I was half-way through high school. My step father, John, owned his own hardware store and I was the entitled kid who was forced to work there. I say forced because it wasn't my idea, but my parents decided it would be goo... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1669859496 | 1669911835 | t3_z9ak9v | t5_2to41 | 98 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk and forgetting the seltzers in the fridge were caffeinated
[removed]
RudeSprinkles1240: Oof. That sounds really really bad. I hope you feel much better soon.
Ereaxia: So. My sleep-wake cycle still needs to recombobulate (thank god I'm not working), but the acute distress is over and tha... | 4 | 24.5 | |
1671686428 | 1671786195 | t3_zsd8br | t5_2to41 | 312 | Pinto_bean_uchiha: TIFU by holding it in
This happened to me earlier today, but now I finally have a chance to type it out. I (26M) drive semi trucks for a living. Usually when it comes to stopping to use the restroom, I like using rest areas during the day and truck stops at night. I mainly do this because at night, I... | 6 | 52 | |
1671671630 | 1671712275 | t3_zs7rew | t5_2to41 | 7 | V_999_DVL: TIFU - I Became Obsessed with my First Ex and Other Girls in High School and Admitted It
**Context:** This story happened a while ago but I'm still living with some of the consequences. I'm not the best in social situations. I've never been diagnosed with ASD, ADHD, etc., but my birth was abnormal. I had a s... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1669863073 | 1669941975 | t3_z9bzqs | t5_2to41 | 60 | Prize_Secret_5815: TIFU by being honest
I have a supervisor named Vince and a coworker named Evan. Vince has had an unhealthy sounding cough for quite some time. Evan has spoken on this cough and the germs being spread. I’ve agreed with Evan about the germs being spread before, not thinking too much of it. Unbeknownst ... | 5 | 12 | |
1669854471 | 1669903758 | t3_z98kgb | t5_2to41 | 20 | Think-Phrase-331: TIFU by writing my girlfriend as the main villain in my story
This happened a few years ago.
I always liked to write stories based on random things I see/dream etc. They will never be published and although some people have seen one or two of them, they will never be seen by anyone else but me.
A fe... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1669863604 | 1669890382 | t3_z9c777 | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU By Cumming at Work
[removed]
nooneinteresting-1: Im still thinking how a women got in to men's bathroom?
wannaplayterraria: Some places don't have gender specific bathrooms
nooneinteresting-1: Damn, that women is scarred for life. Walking in on a guy ejaculating geyser of cum. Anyway, if you cleaned up ... | 6 | 14.166667 | |
1670990126 | 1671068049 | t3_zlgqc4 | t5_2to41 | 34,493 | That_Apricot_322: TIFU by realizing my husband and I have been miscommunicating for years
Today I (29M) was talking at lunch with my husband (33M) and we went over the same subject we have unsuccessfully talked about for years. Please note that we have known each other for almost 10 years, lived together 5 years, and h... | 13 | 2,653.307692 | |
1671770126 | 1671771651 | t3_zt6gys | t5_2to41 | 15 | theoisdemi: TIFU by saying yes to I like BTS and now I'm learning korean
TIFU, it was a couple of days ago but anyways. I was playing ROBLOX, and some random girl was asking people if they like BTS. I said, "Oh I have Korean in my blood so I feel as if I'm obligated to say yes"(I was scared to say no or have no o... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1671682599 | 1671732945 | t3_zsbw0n | t5_2to41 | 116 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my uncle changed
[deleted]
NungaFakeer: Meanwhile me thinking my grandma not throwing away her fridge from the 1960's is a hoarder.
moshthun: If that fridge still works, don't let it get thrown out. If it doesn't work, see if it's fixable. Old fridges were made amazingly well, and I really r... | 6 | 19.333333 | |
1671664941 | 1671680783 | t3_zs4yvm | t5_2to41 | 1,017 | idk_yael_ig: TIFU by chucking my baby sister head first into the ceiling
This happened yesterday. I(14f) was playing with my baby sister(14months) while in my parents room. My mom(39f) was doing work on her bed, while I was with the baby on my dads bed. My mother is an accountant at a big firm and works from home, so I... | 5 | 203.4 | |
1671589165 | 1671645766 | t3_zr7jyz | t5_2to41 | 1,596 | tossthesoupout: TIFU by punching my pregnant sister
For a bit of backstory, I (F33) have a younger sister, F24 (we'll call her Dani) We also had a sister between us (she would be 25 now) and when I was 8, she died from SIDS. Almost immediately my mother was pregnant again. In her own words, "it's like God gave me a se... | 11 | 145.090909 | |
1669863696 | 1669868882 | t3_z9c8u1 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Aku-Aku-boogabooga: TIFU by unintentionally spending way too much at a whisky auction
I am whisky fan, but not a collector. I usually buy a couple bottles under $100 throughout the year, and a pretty good bottle worth a couple hundred once a year or when I go on vacation and find something nice.
Last week, my friend ... | 3 | 5 | |
1671675736 | 1671679246 | t3_zs9crt | t5_2to41 | 60 | aaron-kun23: TIFU by accidently telling my boss I want to die.
TIFU by accidently telling my boss I want to die
It was earlier today but I still cringe at the thought.
(Sorry for formatting on a phone)
I was already exasperated from work because I had to work two departments today and he was trying to rush me. I see... | 3 | 20 | |
1669866572 | 1669942762 | t3_z9ddni | t5_2to41 | 45,610 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting about my butt plug
[deleted]
PlasticInTheBasket: She didn't lose it. Guaranteed one of her friends took it home
ReadditMan: "Look Mom! I found a spinning top at school!"
masterwit: Dranal, dranal, dranal
I make it anal play,
Dranal, dranal, dranal
with dranal school shall play
filthy... | 12 | 3,800.833333 | |
1671774540 | 1671797575 | t3_zt7qgv | t5_2to41 | 103 | eightoclockatnight: TIFU by not checking the date on my ticket
I can’t believe it. I’m legit crying right now I was really looking forward to the event. It was the live orchestral performance of the Nightmare Before Christmas. It’s been my favorite movie ever since I was a kid and I was thrilled to see the symphony nea... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1671771859 | 1671841602 | t3_zt6z43 | t5_2to41 | 89 | MariusIchigo: TIFU By baking a cake
We were super excited to bake but something entirely different came put of it.
My wife has ADHD and I'm undiagnosed but I got some other stuff like OCD etc. We function pretty good together and all but today was so weird.
I had planned to make a yule log chocolate roll cake for Chr... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1670529312 | 1670599218 | t3_zg9k48 | t5_2to41 | 4,627 | PmMePicsOfConcrete: Tifu by making a foreskin cup
This story happened about a week ago but I was too embarrassed to say it
So basically I was taking a shower and messing around with my junk, not for pleasure just kinda poking at it at such, and I grabbed foreskin and held it up like someone would hold open a trash bag... | 10 | 462.7 | |
1669867770 | 1669910547 | t3_z9du2o | t5_2to41 | 49 | Kiwi218: TIFU by mentioning a post a made about my sex addiction
Hi, I made a post on here awhile ago about my ex-boyfriend pressuring me for sex. I wasn't having penetrative sex with him. He got mad about it and he dug around my past and found out about my addiction. I had a break up with him. And I moved on with my l... | 9 | 5.444444 | |
1670001568 | 1670053060 | t3_zarrf0 | t5_2to41 | 4,754 | Smirkydarkdude: TIFU; By training my dog to pee every time she hears a zipper.
Ok… so a few months ago terrible tragedy struck and I lost my dog of 9 years to an undiagnosed heart condition. As I work from home he was my constant companion every day all day long. I loved that dog so much. His loss was soul crushing. ... | 9 | 528.222222 | |
1671656881 | 1671754681 | t3_zs0xol | t5_2to41 | 758 | [deleted]: TIFU By calling my coworker ugly in front of the whole department
[deleted]
Nybear21: Just go to that person and say something along the lines of "Hey, when I was guessed as the picture it caught me off guard and I felt a little awkward, so I tried to make a joke off the cuff that I didn't think through. I k... | 8 | 94.75 | |
1671466863 | 1671553482 | t3_zpvy1t | t5_2to41 | 365 | fubar22222: TIFU while having some adult fun with my wife
So, it’s the weekend. Kids are out of the house for a bit so my wife and I start having some sexy time fun. We’re both really into it. Things start getting hot and sweaty….. then the sounds start. Not our typical sounds, more like farts. Not queefs, but our swea... | 7 | 52.142857 | |
1671773555 | 1671836708 | t3_zt7gnw | t5_2to41 | 13 | luv2gethigh: TIFU by unplugging my mini fridge
This is a TIFU of which the effects have not fully been felt yet, but oh boy I’m in for a terrible time. (TLDR at the bottom)
I have a mini fridge in my room, normally I just store booze and juice in it- its very convenient when I’m craving an ice cold beer or just any so... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1669869536 | 1669924826 | t3_z9ehby | t5_2to41 | 954 | HeartyDelegate: TIFU and Dropped My Four Month Old Into a Garbage Can
TLDR: Tried to get the cat off the window still because he was wrecking the blinds and clawing the window still, ended up with my kid in a garbage can.
Obligatory “not today”, but just shy of two years ago when my (m28) kiddo (f2) was four months ol... | 8 | 119.25 | |
1671665198 | 1671685563 | t3_zs52z6 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Sangwooscvmsock: TIFU by eating dairy
I’m gonna make this quick. I’m lactose intolerant and I’m my head if I stop eating dairy I let it win. I know there are pills that help but I’m already on so many prescription pills I don’t need to take more.
Basically my boyfriend brought me pizza today because of a bad day... | 8 | 5.125 | |
1671639239 | 1671724926 | t3_zrsl1w | t5_2to41 | 117 | zaxbysfan69: TIFU by watching breaking bad
let me preface this by saying this isnt a joke and if anyone knows why this is happening to me please tell me, i need answers. i know this sounds strange or crazy even
so i atarted watching breaking bad 2 months ago, i bunged the first season then ended up getting busy with ... | 12 | 9.75 | |
1671778950 | 1671780542 | t3_zt8xz8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Tifu by trying to be sexy and shaking my junk in my girlfriends face
[deleted]
busherrunner: Damn you crop dusted your girl straight to the dome
deathanhonour: Point blank 🎯
| 3 | 3 | |
1669871032 | 1669872632 | t3_z9f0ym | t5_2to41 | 12 | bogonu83: TIFU by picking my nose on a company wide, all staff conference call and I didn't realize my camera was on.
Each morning the company I work at holds a 15 minute ALL STAFF company-wide conference call to discuss performance, health and safety, excellence nominations etc. It's a Microsoft Teams call with 200 pe... | 4 | 3 | |
1671782022 | 1671786549 | t3_zt9pja | t5_2to41 | 139 | Chocolategirl1234: TIFU by pouring a glass of Baileys into my own cleavage!
Finished work for Christmas (hooray!) and went for a few seasonal drinks wearing my nice ‘Christmas top’- low cut and lots of sparkles.
Not many drinks in (so fairly sober) I decided to have a Baileys (it is Christmas, after all!). Bad move! ... | 7 | 19.857143 | |
1671781705 | 1671788909 | t3_zt9mqj | t5_2to41 | 38 | willjhc: TIFU by leaving my pubic in the bathroom on an open day inspection
So I'm 25 and I've been living at my parent house for about 4-5 months now.
They've divorced and want to sell the family home, I'm staying maintaining small things.
So last night I had a some drinks, cooked some dinner then decided to shave ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1671651823 | 1671824993 | t3_zryo2y | t5_2to41 | 8,585 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at my BF's spotify account
[removed]
Professional-Gur-210: Who the fuck labels playlists like that????
punkennial: View from a different perspective: I’m gonna start naming all my playlists different girls names just to fuck with my wife
aChristery: Do that and then make every song in the pla... | 10 | 858.5 | |
1671785695 | 1671854614 | t3_ztanv4 | t5_2to41 | 1,728 | NeokratosRed: TIFU by pronouncing ‘Milwaukee’ wrong my whole life and sounding like drunk Super Mario.
Not a big FU but funny nonetheless.
I’m Italian, so I have only read many names of American places, without ever hearing them.
For some reason, my stupid brain always read ‘Milwaukee’ as ‘Milkauwee’, so every t... | 12 | 144 | |
1669873589 | 1670030700 | t3_z9fw0s | t5_2to41 | 12,210 | billmuskrat: TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it
GF (21f) will be moving in with me (29m) soon and just told her family about me this week. I’ll be having brunch with her parents soon but her brothers invited me over for beers at a dive bar tonight to get to know me.
St... | 35 | 348.857143 | |
1669874410 | 1669917554 | t3_z9g4rz | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating before washing my handsu
[deleted]
TexasRedJames1974: Reminds me of the time my cousin put capsaicin crystals in her brother's lube bottle.........and the poor chap tried washing it off with water ROFLMAO
ScarletteMayWest: Forty years too late and lack of knowledge of capsaicin or I woul... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1669874501 | 1669877873 | t3_z9g6ah | t5_2to41 | 35 | KalopsiaContrast: TIFU by drinking a brightly colored sports drink while I was sick
Warning: Vomit story
I currently have some sort of flu/cold. After being dangerously dehydrated and going to an express care clinic the nurse I saw reccomended drinking a 1:1 ratio of Gatorade and water with a tablespoon of salt. Some ... | 6 | 5.833333 |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.