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1671790282 | 1671829270 | t3_ztbu0n | t5_2to41 | 32,549 | SheFuckingHatesMeNow: TIFU being a supportive brother
A year ago my sister created an account on a popular porn platform. You might know the name of the site. It rhymes with holy cans. My sister was planning to keep it a secret from the people close to her, but that became impossible when her content on holy cans becam... | 17 | 1,914.647059 | |
1671790228 | 1671794381 | t3_ztbtic | t5_2to41 | 20 | Rylanpien: Tifu by playing porn at the max volume
tifu by accidentally playing porñ at max volume at a Christmas dinner
It all happened a day or two ago and I am still embarrassed by the fact. My family took us to our grandparents house for a Christmas gathering and all that stuff. I get bored then go the the bath... | 4 | 5 | |
1669878123 | 1669904597 | t3_z9h8ai | t5_2to41 | 11 | No-Art-7591: TIFU panic over an unannounced 🍆 pics and drop my phone while my friend is sitting near me.
So my university dining hall was having special dinner event today that I really wanted to go to get some food. When I get there, a few my friends was already sitting as a group at a table so I asked them if I coul... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1671236396 | 1671312345 | t3_zntfi2 | t5_2to41 | 7,305 | Chocolategirl1234: TIFU by accidentally going into the male changing room (I’m a woman) and taking my clothes off before a man pointed out my error
I’m dying inside and may never recover!
My sports club is renovating changing rooms. To accommodate the (male) contractors, the changing rooms have been temporarily switch... | 13 | 561.923077 | |
1671793888 | 1671829377 | t3_ztcsou | t5_2to41 | 285 | PassengerNumerous607: TIFU by sleeping with a friend. And I mean just sleeping
TIFU by sleeping with my friend. And I mean just sleeping
On a throwaway, we’re gonna call my friend and coworker John. John has been single for a while and his family is always trying to set him up with girls, so when I met his family rece... | 11 | 25.909091 | |
1671796760 | 1671846418 | t3_ztdk98 | t5_2to41 | 377 | Sarcastic-pickle2: TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex
So I had to make a new account to post the update since my dad took my tablet away and I have no idea what my password was
I told my aunt and apologized. She had a huge fight with her fiance and they broke up. The fight was so bad that everyone in the famil... | 11 | 34.272727 | |
1669880894 | 1669944504 | t3_z9hyw9 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing my Reddit has been linked this whole time
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Reyalta: If you've ever found a Reddit account that doesn't have some *s*t*u*f*f* on it, it's probably a bot.
If your friends stalked your profile, saw you were having s******* ideation and they didn't intervene, they're not your frie... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1671584331 | 1671607198 | t3_zr5q1q | t5_2to41 | 7 | IdonnnHaveto: TIFU Wearing a big jacket ruined my life
All my life i've been an average person. Never stood out in sports, academics or social life. But honestly mediocrity is not that bad, I truly did enjoy my days. After a long day in school i'd come home to eat some lunch my mom cooked up and then hopped on playstat... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1671799117 | 1671800801 | t3_zte9u7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: tifu by be extremely horny and send nudes to a friend
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Hannah-may: She doesn’t just think you’re a perv, she knows you’re a perv. Yikes.
fiftyfifty_clown: Yeah, you right. I realize now that I need help with that. So sorry
Hannah-may: For future reference, just go with the baseline that women don’t ... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1671799116 | 1671864283 | t3_zte9tu | t5_2to41 | 455 | Teufel1987: TIFU by remote-locking my wife inside my car
So I recently upgraded my car. And I do mean upgrade. My new car has automatic everything: transmission, wipers, windows, even headlights!
I named her Sonja. It's because she is red, the model name given by the manufacturer starts with an S, and my weird brain m... | 5 | 91 | |
1671763263 | 1671829143 | t3_zt4cgu | t5_2to41 | 10 | PhoenixQueen_Azula: Tifu by getting hacked and still using yahoo mail
It happened. No I didn’t Skype sex with a girl I just met. I thought I was smarter than this, more tech savvy. Smart enough to know not to click suspicious links
So I thought, until my cousin messaged me on discord asking to help him out with a gift... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1669884088 | 1669938374 | t3_z9ist4 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a girl to get raped and then getting a crush on her
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PlsRfNZ: > She is exotic. For her size her boobs are good
Son.
Don't.
Please.
[deleted]: don't do what?
TheUrPigeon: You have a lot more growing up to do before you inflict yourself on anyone else.
[deleted]: Hey I try to avo... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1669883435 | 1669946053 | t3_z9imu4 | t5_2to41 | 269 | LockStockNL: TIFU by reporting a possible kidnapping
Obligatory "this didn't happen today but a few years ago"
My then-girlfriend (now wife) and I were happily cruising down the highway when another car passed us on the left. I was driving and I happened to look over to the car passing us and I couldn't really registe... | 5 | 53.8 | |
1670772414 | 1670864233 | t3_ziwcaw | t5_2to41 | 865 | drippywax710: TIFU by taking a girl on the worst first date she has ever been in
Per usual, this happened a few years ago. My FU snowballed and got her to FU. So I[M] was a bartender at a small dive bar and a friend of mine (we will call her D) from college came in with one of her friends (call her S). I was catching u... | 7 | 123.571429 | |
1671804723 | 1671870871 | t3_ztgk9o | t5_2to41 | 37 | throwaway995003: TIFU by eating my pasta wrong
I make the *worst* dating decisions. So I'd been kinda dating this rich dude for like a month and a half. We've both been drunk for most of it as he's an alcoholic and will only spend time with me at his favorite bar.
Well, one night I was drunk and high and was complaini... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1671806524 | 1671808200 | t3_zthfvm | t5_2to41 | 23 | saItoids: TIFU by turning the drip off during Texas freeze
Hi y’all, today is my first Texas freeze and since I’ve been in college these past 3 years, I’ve haven’t experienced a Texas freeze like the one from last year. Last night i got up to get some water and must have turned the kitchen faucet drip off and woke up t... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1671807766 | 1671827367 | t3_ztiep3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | anafunlaxis: TIFU by losing Jennifer Lawrence’s business.
Obligatory this-happened-a-year-and-a-half-ago.
I was working a call center job from home for a major retailer, specializing in furniture sales, servicing, logistics, etc. Truth be told, I didn’t know shit about dick. I’d been given thorough training on the fu... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1671345128 | 1671366683 | t3_zos1s7 | t5_2to41 | 1,991 | throwaway395871: TIFU by telling my sister I got molested
I (M18) hinted to my sister (F21) that I had sexual trauma as a weird dark joke (I know it's stupid I shouldn't have done it). I honestly don't know why the topic came up, but it did. She asked "what I meant by that" and eventually I fessed up that I was moleste... | 8 | 248.875 | |
1671808101 | 1671813070 | t3_ztilxa | t5_2to41 | 9 | EuphoricDimension751: TIFU by trusting a grill at work
This happened yesterday but I work for a fast food restaurant I've been with for almost 9 years that uses clam shell grills and flat tops in particular but i just clocked in for my shift when i washed my hands and put on gloves to make a customers order on the insi... | 3 | 3 | |
1671810254 | 1671811733 | t3_ztjuy3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not sending my nudes
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celina_ferha: I think if you want him to respond a different way you're allowed to communicate that to him, if he wants to keep receiving those pictures from you
SultryNugget: I have expressed in the past that at the very least I want him to respond or else it makes me ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1669895100 | 1669906073 | t3_z9lsaz | t5_2to41 | 109 | tifubybeingstupid: TIFU by literally ruining my life because I can't count and did not check my phone.
The Monumental Fuck Up is ongoing, I was scheduled to fly from the US to Europe tomorrow and when I opened the app to check-in online, I found a notification that my flight had been changed.
TO TWO DAYS AGO.
My f... | 8 | 13.625 | |
1671809053 | 1671902787 | t3_ztj7ma | t5_2to41 | 36 | SexyParrotTucs: TIFU by using the bathroom (after weeks) on my gf's house
Obligatory not happend today, but something like 10 years ago.
When I (M29) was 18/19, I was on a long distance relationship with a girl (1 year younger than me) that lived with her (very strict) parents. I used to visit her 2 or 3 times a year ... | 6 | 6 | |
1671639905 | 1671680193 | t3_zrt17b | t5_2to41 | 8,624 | Fancy_Cardiologist41: TIFU by throwing coffee after being harassed.
Today during the lunch break i( 17 M) was standing outside on school ground, drinking coffee from a paper cup. It's been snowing for the entire past week, so there was some decently deep snow. My classmates started a snowball fight which I didn't want... | 9 | 958.222222 | |
1669899373 | 1669901711 | t3_z9n6g5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | owlsbowls: TIFU by eating a banana
I know the title sounds stupid but hear me out, this actually happened yesterday but it’s still kind of affecting me today.
So, yesterday I was in school, in my school Wednesdays are used as study days, basically no new assignments or projects, you can be where ever you want as long ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1669899467 | 1669931773 | t3_z9n7la | t5_2to41 | 5 | PlebinatorLUL: Tifu by hiding my addiction
10 months ago I stoped smoking. Then few weeks after my cat of 18 years died due to his liver. I started again for a few days since I couldn't concentrate on not smoking. I told this my fiancée and her reaction wasn't bad. But I felt ashamed of failing a task which doesn't mak... | 5 | 1 | |
1669900301 | 1669987221 | t3_z9niv0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | IvoryPetalss: TIFU by not having premium passes for a Mega Abomisnow raid and embarrasing myself
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Dragongaymer: 
IvoryPetalss: indeed
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1669901023 | 1669934968 | t3_z9nsci | t5_2to41 | 10,580 | MikeyBonbon1988: Tifu by accidentally groping a random stranger
.... Ok so this is going to be a bit wild but omg I swear on my life it's true
My girlfriend and I (Yue for the post) made plans to meet for lunch on her lunch break at work at our favorite local coffee shop because she had a BIG suprise for me.
Long sor... | 11 | 961.818182 | |
1671412431 | 1671462471 | t3_zpdw0h | t5_2to41 | 1,075 | 1ithe: Tifu by drugging myself.
Actually happened today. So if this is not coherent you know why.
You know when you blow your nose, and then you hear those air bubbles in your sinuses squeak because there’s just so much pressure and your face is just *full* of snot? Okay well that was me this morning. And most morning... | 8 | 134.375 | |
1671817820 | 1672307669 | t3_zto6ld | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU my school trip for next year
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AcrobaticSource3: Take the bedroom with the gay guys, you homophobe
GrindingNeverStops: Can’t blame him. Not sure why you’re so upset he has certain preferences with who wishes to share a room with.
Strict-Ad6325: can’t blame him?? this “preference” could be applie... | 10 | 5 | |
1670800899 | 1670833802 | t3_zje9om | t5_2to41 | 9,051 | hsaton: TIFU by bringing my girlfriend to a Harry Styles concert
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More_Routine3661: This has to be satirical
eyesabitdull: This is a South Park episode reference, at the least.
The one where Kenny brings his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert and she loses her shit over them.
If it isn't, then I guess l... | 11 | 822.818182 | |
1671398222 | 1671818639 | t3_zp8noi | t5_2to41 | 29 | thisisthrowawayjj: Tifu by not being able to perform
Short background, I (18M) have been going back and forth with this girl(19F) now for like a couple months, 2-3 maybe.
Today I was at her place and we were supposed to watch a movie together and just chill, we have done this at multiple occasions now, and we haven’t ... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1671471081 | 1671525343 | t3_zpxugy | t5_2to41 | 25,139 | Independent_Type_428: TIFU By Using My Wifes Dildo
Throwaway account as my wife and friends are on here.
I (mid-30's male) fucked up today by deciding to release some energy while wanting to use my wife's dildo.
Pre-fuckup: In the last couple of months, my wife and I have been experimenting a bit more sexually via bu... | 14 | 1,795.642857 | |
1669905436 | 1669989366 | t3_z9pgft | t5_2to41 | 28 | mysticaltater: TIFU by letting my apps glitch
Well. YIFU. My LD partner and I watch shows together by pressing play at the same time and then texting. We were on the 3rd ep when it went black and then to credits and I was like huh, that went by fast! And then, of course, messenger glitches and signed me out. But whatev... | 15 | 1.866667 | |
1671821271 | 1671917909 | t3_ztpi28 | t5_2to41 | 1,615 | Refuelling1234: TIFU by agreeing to ‘his and hers’ waxing, I did it and then she cancelled!
I’ve been asking my GF to go fully bald down there for a while she refuses, saying it will hurt too much and she doesn’t fancy it. She does get waxed though into a strip (sorry can’t remember what all the names are) so I couldn... | 18 | 89.722222 | |
1671822942 | 1671823268 | t3_ztq58b | t5_2to41 | 7 | Any_Elephant_655: TIFU
Pineapples were on sale yesterday and although I have never peeled one, or whatever its called, I bought one. I asked my husband to help me with it. Knowing the significance of what a pineapple in a shopping cart is, my husband asked me to record him peeling it. He grabbed a cutting board and a... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1671538992 | 1671613186 | t3_zqn1sv | t5_2to41 | 828 | H4rkio: TIFU by browsing old family photos
I'm the only child and we used to travel a lot with my parents. I keep safe the photos of our trips in my external drive so we can see them as years pass. We're talking about photos at least from 2000 ( I'm 25 ) through this year. The folder consists of subfolders named after ... | 6 | 138 | |
1671824543 | 1671993535 | t3_ztqr82 | t5_2to41 | 13 | chickenman7: TIFU by sexting my brother
So last night I was texting my brother and my wife in separate conversations at the same time. Both of their contacts start with the same letter. My wife texted me "want to make some popcorn and watch something together?" while my brother asked me if I had filled out something on... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1669908035 | 1669934573 | t3_z9qida | t5_2to41 | 1,360 | R8er-Fan: TIFU by buying my wife an advent calendar
A few years ago, I got my wife a log home replica advent calendar. Each side has 12 doors you open up and it spins around. If anyone cares to see it, type "wooden log home advent calendar" in google images and it's the one with the 4 yellow doors on each side, cute ri... | 11 | 123.636364 | |
1671163026 | 1671193068 | t3_zn5en4 | t5_2to41 | 1,067 | thesheldor96: TIFU by drinking old coffee
I bought a starbucks coffee late last night coming home from work and didn't end up finishing it. I left it on my desk and just forgot about it.
I came home from work today, sat down at my desk and saw the coffee. I honesty didnt think much about it and just took a sip.
I'm... | 5 | 213.4 | |
1671825612 | 1672012385 | t3_ztr5ck | t5_2to41 | 14,338 | AnywayThrewaway23: TIFU by subscribing to my roommate’s adult content site
Me (24M) and my roommate (23M) are best friends and have lived together the past few years. As a broke college grad, he made an adult content account (you can guess the site) about a year ago. He asked my opinion beforehand, and I thought it was... | 11 | 1,303.454545 | |
1671831250 | 1671848004 | t3_ztt9dq | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU for forging my best friend signature
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IfThisIsTakenIma: You literally put your kid’s tantrum before another parent. You didn’t care about the other kid, you cared about your kid getting to hang out with her friend. You forged a signature dude, who would trust you with their child, when you comm... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1669911861 | 1669932889 | t3_z9s429 | t5_2to41 | 118 | pikkupeekele: TIFU by thinking that my cat ate my ring.
I got engaged with my long time partner at September and obviously we got engagement rings. I have a cat called Hektor and a dog called Ronja. My cat Hektor is less than 2 years old and he likes to go around finding stuff and carrying it everywhere, meaning that v... | 5 | 23.6 | |
1671834384 | 1671843509 | t3_ztugts | t5_2to41 | 20 | Chance_Painting_7761: TIFU by having my brother involuntarily institutionalized
Backstory: My brother is an Air Force veteran with PTSD and back pain. After his contract with the Air Force was up he attended an Ivy League university and became captain of their debate team. His debating skills are unmatched and pa... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1671125059 | 1671203069 | t3_zmqozd | t5_2to41 | 12,404 | MyBoyfriendLikesIt: TIFU by going to the chiropractor
This was 2 days ago when I realized I might just be getting scammed. I've been going to a chiropractor for years. Different ones since I move a lot. Probably every year or every year and a half (f28) I have a lower back/hip problem that keeps coming up every once in... | 27 | 459.407407 | |
1671836139 | 1671899079 | t3_ztv3oy | t5_2to41 | 22 | Bray_Jet: TIFU by using an old shaving razor
So weekend and holidays coming up, I decided to go visit my partner for a last night of fun before we each go visit our families for the season.
Being the living incarnation of wisdom, I left everything for the last minute and had to shave in five minutes. Couldn’t find th... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1669914997 | 1669921847 | t3_z9tf05 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu by saying I'm sorry to a colleague because she's been fired...and she did not acknowledge any of it
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cementishard: Why would A be mad? They will realize you were reaching out to genuinely see how they were.
Emeryl1391: Yeah but I shouldn't have approached it before an official communication had... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1671840318 | 1671895605 | t3_ztwlr7 | t5_2to41 | 62 | Peachfuzz124: TIFU by sending explicit photos on Snapchat
I’m underage and let my horomones get to the best of me. I’m 16 and I downloaded snap and added everyone and I talked to this “girl” and I sent a explicit photo to her and then she screenshotted it and called me. It was a guy.
He said that he scd it and that i... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1671841034 | 1671930163 | t3_ztwupg | t5_2to41 | 26 | PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES: TIFU by “peeing in the pool” on a small and very personal scale
Yesterday was a very light day at the office for my employees and I gave them an extra long weekend off for the holidays. We did secret santa (white elephant got aggressive last year) and one of my employees got me Epsom salts and a t... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1671722101 | 1671735270 | t3_zsodl6 | t5_2to41 | 563 | [deleted]: TIFU by riding my bf
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maexx80: Yeah ... A guy ramming his dick into an anus at speed will most definitely not say "oooopsie what happened" and not feel it. Unless your anus somehow is gaping wide open. This is creative writing.
[deleted]: No he felt it he just thought I tightened my 🐱
SallyHeap: Th... | 9 | 62.555556 | |
1671843018 | 1671859568 | t3_ztxivy | t5_2to41 | 269 | askingrytquestions: TIFU in giving a presentation today which was a part of my Ph.D. evaluation.
Using a throwaway account as some of my colleagues are here.
Edit: please say something, don't just upvote. I want someone to say something to me so I could go to sleep.
I had my candidacy today and because my research ha... | 5 | 53.8 | |
1671843509 | 1671847520 | t3_ztxolv | t5_2to41 | 69 | LJGHunter: TIFU by putting diesel fuel in my gas tank
(technically this happened a couple days ago but whatever, still a fuck up)
For a bit of backstory, I'm undergoing chemotherapy for colorectal cancer. My oncology team sent over a very nice nurse who explained what the chemotherapy would be like, including side eff... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1671843634 | 1671845538 | t3_ztxqae | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving the trash can in my bathroom open with a dog who eats everything.
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kylieb209: I’m sorry that happened to you but try not to blame yourself. Accidents happen and it’s hard to be perfect about closing the doors every time. When i was little, I accidentally left out a foot long slim Jim... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1671734451 | 1671735601 | t3_zstfzu | t5_2to41 | 11 | Wide_Presentation852: TIFU by almost giving work money to a scammer
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Songbringer90: Eh no reason to feel stupid. If these scams didn't work, they wouldn't keep doing it. You caught on and didn't lose anything, that's a win. 30b lost in a year according to this random link when I Google it. Plenty of people ge... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1670571071 | 1670597241 | t3_zgq9ly | t5_2to41 | 3 | Bunnies4Life72: TIFU by having sex with a cactuw
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Twolef: I’m sure this took a lot of work. Well done.
Utterly pointless though. Nobody is going to believe it.
shreck_the_savior: Bruh
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1669918960 | 1670007907 | t3_z9v9hu | t5_2to41 | 4,443 | Lonely_Magician_4656: TIFU by using the restroom at work
So normally I don’t use the restroom at work. If I have to shit I’ll just drive home on my break and come back. That’s because I need to use wet wipes after and I need to take my shirt off. Well today I couldn’t wait for my break so I rushed in. No problem, when ... | 13 | 341.769231 | |
1671575788 | 1671643468 | t3_zr1yr7 | t5_2to41 | 30,654 | ApologeticKid: TIFU by talking to Neil Patrick Harris.
My kids are off school for the holidays, so I took them to the local trampoline park today. When we got there, I looked around and notice a familiar face. I look a little closer and I realize it's Neil Patrick Harris there with one of his kids! We live near Los Ang... | 10 | 3,065.4 | |
1670334773 | 1670428829 | t3_ze7ctn | t5_2to41 | 13,687 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I would support her
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Mesapholis: Well, tbh - if my boyfriend (this is important, you guys are not married) said he'd support me - I appreciate that but we are also in agreement that that is to cover basic living needs.
Like, rent so that I can study and not sleep under... | 22 | 622.136364 | |
1671633920 | 1671665132 | t3_zrorsr | t5_2to41 | 5,210 | Intelligent-Cat-8979: TIFU by contacting a sex worker while blackened out
I got drunk and the next day found messages on my phone that showed me I contacted a sex worker, but I gave up on the appointment and still sent her the money.
It seemed fine until the next day I got a message of her asking me for 2.000$ otherwi... | 8 | 651.25 | |
1671848608 | 1671905291 | t3_ztzct4 | t5_2to41 | 70 | dazablue: TIFU by sending my kids the penis emoji thinking it was a vegetable
My kids and I are not prudes, but we just don't ever discuss sex or specific body parts as they are used in intercourse.
Earlier today, my (3F) adult children and I (mom) were in a group text about nothing. One of the kids sent a text t... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1671851196 | 1671909572 | t3_zu068n | t5_2to41 | 10,937 | ResoluteHobo: TIFU by purchasing an adult toy with terrible plain packaging
I am unsure if this is a TIFU or a LWIFUBSIMAETWCIACT (Last Week I Fucked Up By Setting In Motion An Event That Would Culminate In A Conclusion Today), but today was the problem day.
Last week I purchased an adult toy for myself. One of th... | 15 | 729.133333 | |
1671439540 | 1671487082 | t3_zpmd34 | t5_2to41 | 8 | TIFUTAway555: TIFU by becoming an accidental porn star and my wife finding out (NSFW)
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CrimsonPiranha: Kind of your own fault, isn't it?
TIFUTAway555: I’m the victim - it’s the fault of the one doing something illegal
SignificantKnee9330: most of those girls are being sex traffic, which is illegal and unethica... | 11 | 0.727273 | |
1671851800 | 1671855275 | t3_zu0cz0 | t5_2to41 | 21 | OneMoreGirl_MX: TIFU trying to scare my sister.
Well, we need some context here: Me(17F) my sister (21F) and my grandma (64F) we're from Mexico and my neighbourhood isn't pretty safe during holidays, so like 30 minutes ago my sister, my grandma and i were wrapping Christmas gifts but we run out of glue so my sister sen... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1671855397 | 1671911437 | t3_zu1gli | t5_2to41 | 3,410 | BlackSepticGuy: TIFU by spending over $100 on Troll dolls for Christmas
My brother and his wife had a baby two years ago, and due to COVID, I just met her in September and this will be the first Christmas I see my "new" niece.
In late November, my brother and his family were at our new house as were getting ready to ... | 6 | 568.333333 | |
1671855674 | 1671929431 | t3_zu1jk0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Ventildeckeldichtung: Tifu by breaking the light barrier off one of the gates at work
Im working as a security guard and around midnight we noticed that one of out gates didn’t close.
We try to avoid writing reports about „broken“ stuff that isn’t really broken. Simply because it saves both time and money.
Usually it’... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1671857341 | 1671896585 | t3_zu20qv | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by beating up my best friend,
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EvilRayquaza: Question is, will Jack be getting convicted himself for sleeping with a minor?
Edit: oh he's 17, didnt read that til i posted, still very fucked up
Tede6977: Jack can still be charged with statutory rape.
JJtrys: Question.
Will it still be conside... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1670534955 | 1670621241 | t3_zgcajj | t5_2to41 | 18,065 | throwawayyy1132: TIFU by having my current girlfriend finding old NSFW videos of me and my ex I forgot to delete
Two days ago my girlfriend and I were cuddling and she was scrolling through my phone. She was going through old snapchat memories, which I didn’t mind as Snapchat isn’t an app I use and I have no clue what’... | 17 | 1,062.647059 | |
1670659969 | 1670730298 | t3_zhms4e | t5_2to41 | 14,814 | Budget_Collar9197: TIFU by asking my coworker for a date
I (20M) have been dating my girlfriend/bestfriend Cindy for a few months and her birthday was the 3rd. She happens to share a birthday with my coworker Mariana (18F). My workplace has only eight people so we often but birthday presents for each other, so obviousl... | 14 | 1,058.142857 | |
1670657144 | 1670660672 | t3_zhm06a | t5_2to41 | 2 | XPJaY312: TIFU by talking to much with the girl I like
So, I (m16) just finished a long text convo with my crush (f16) and the way it went down was less then ideal. So, first a little context. I’ve been talking with this girl since the beginning of the summer. Initially it was friendly conversation, but eventually I f ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1671571174 | 1671651225 | t3_zr00qo | t5_2to41 | 115 | [deleted]: TIFU by f*cking my ex
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rfgchief: What is afab nb?
OffusMax: Assigned Female At Birth Non-Binary.
Basically a vagina owner who doesn’t consider themselves wholly female.
I don’t pretend to understand the second half of that but I’m from a time when there were only 2 sexes.
slimzimm: There are sti... | 6 | 19.166667 | |
1669929645 | 1670020452 | t3_za06l2 | t5_2to41 | 1,366 | NorthernWhittle: TIFU by wearing my engagement ring
Background: I refer to my now fiancé as my husband mainly for simplicity. We have lived together for over 3 years, share finances, dogs, are each other's medical contacts and beneficiaries on all financial items. In effect we have a marriage without the piece of pape... | 6 | 227.666667 | |
1671869618 | 1671997939 | t3_zu5bj1 | t5_2to41 | 1,530 | Foreign-Tomatillo197: TIFU by overdrinking on my birthday
So I (21M) was celebrating my birthday yesterday at a bar and apparently I am a super lightweight because I was flirting and drinking and literally four cups of beer later and I’m out cold.
I remember nothing except this morning at like 2 o’clock I briefly wok... | 17 | 90 | |
1671491942 | 1671572203 | t3_zq6y7s | t5_2to41 | 41 | Asteroid_Falling: TIFU by wanting to be healthy
This happened a week ago but its still on my mind. I (16) am currently on break, and last weeks I had my mid terms for AP classes. I’m also in soccer and have been trying to be healthier so I can run longer and feel better. Well, I ate a salad with a new dressing, and wit... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1669931459 | 1669988222 | t3_za11v3 | t5_2to41 | 608 | demongibi: Tifu by not washing my face after shaving.
This unforgettable thing happened yesterday.
A day off, time for myself. Decided to listen some music in the bathroom while doing the manly maintenance. Got the bluetooth speaker. Everything was going well. Started shaving. First, some trimming with the machine. A... | 8 | 76 | |
1671879164 | 1671932737 | t3_zu7jgv | t5_2to41 | 48 | Omikapsi: TIFU by ruining Christmas for my wife.
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Orbiti_nats: What makes this person your wife and not your husband or something else?
Omikapsi: That is zir preferred label in our relationship. Out of respect for zir, that's the one I use.
bkkwanderer: But what is zir?
Omikapsi: My wife.
bkkwanderer: Yes and ... | 11 | 4.363636 | |
1671881458 | 1671963439 | t3_zu82is | t5_2to41 | 55 | Failp0: TIFU wanting coffee at 6am
This is happening as we speak lol. Ran out of coffee yesterday and completely forgot until I woke up at 3 am this morning. Managed to get the last 2 cups from the bottom of the container, needed a shower (I'm currently getting my ass kicked by autoimmune conditions hence my weird sche... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1670194177 | 1670204589 | t3_zcoj0x | t5_2to41 | 16,472 | DeaconKnight: TIFU by telling a waitress I had already beaten their "Hot wing challenge"
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but was actually a few years ago... but I'm sure you people of reddit will still be able to enjoy my pain.
So, as the title suggests, I like spicy things. I have a large collection of hot sauc... | 20 | 823.6 | |
1665501952 | 1671927779 | t3_y1bwoj | t5_2to41 | 6 | LatterTowel9403: TIFU by trying to do something hot to spice up our sex life.
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Chemical_Nerve7856: How did you fuck up?
LatterTowel9403: It was awful. I fucked up because I talked him into doing something I thought would be sexy as hell and it was a nightmare lol..
Chemical_Nerve7856: What was it?
LatterTowel9... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1671885532 | 1671889157 | t3_zu91gk | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my younger than me boss a blowjob
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redyekim: Be careful. Could lose your job and your mate.
Doan_meister: Should
redyekim: Yes, the two are interchangeable
| 4 | 3.25 | |
1669939641 | 1669946329 | t3_za4ul4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing underwear at the gym
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TheDrummerMB: oof karma farm yikes lmao check OPs account
cryhatesxai: ?? im a new user lol
TheRealReapz: Yes you're a new karma farmer
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1669940315 | 1670004137 | t3_za54rh | t5_2to41 | 110 | Dangerous_Mammoth572: TIFU by forgetting to put away the condom wrapper and lube.
So I (18f) and my older brother (23m) were going to be home alone for couple of days. My brother lives in a type of small apartment attached to the house, so I knew I was basically going to be home alone. I asked my parents if my boyfrien... | 6 | 18.333333 | |
1671409056 | 1671477128 | t3_zpcp3g | t5_2to41 | 6,400 | GoldieWilson2H67820: TIFU by telling my parents my salary.
I (35) grew up in a low income household (one parent as a teacher and the other a part time bank teller) in the rural south. Over the past decade or so, we’ve had a lot of discussion about privilege and injustices in the system, you know, easy conversation (/s)... | 10 | 640 | |
1671891006 | 1671991480 | t3_zuakex | t5_2to41 | 549 | Spanish_peanuts: TIFU by leaving my door open to run out and grab my mail in this obnoxious storm
So ya, I left the door open. Mailbox is along the front sidewalk, not at my door. It's fucking cold and windy, ain't nobody got time for no closing and opening door shenanigans. Out and in, 5 second adventure. Well while m... | 9 | 61 | |
1671892289 | 1671918642 | t3_zuayk9 | t5_2to41 | 87 | scruffyfatguy: TIFU by asking about my wife's dog
Background, me(40M) and my wife(44F) have been together almost 17 years, married 16, 3 teenage kids. Love at first sight kinda thing.
A favorite story of ours is that she used her chihuahua Tinkerbell(pre Pris Hilton fyi) as a barometer to Guage people. If her dog ... | 9 | 9.666667 | |
1671894455 | 1671923405 | t3_zubmqq | t5_2to41 | 156 | Waldo233: TIFU by not knowing what wrapping paper should look like.
So I (M22) am home for Christmas, being the procrastinator I always am I found myself with no presents wrapped the day before Christmas. I decided to finally just get it done this morning while everyone else was in town getting last minute Christmas bi... | 7 | 22.285714 | |
1669942102 | 1670044791 | t3_za5w41 | t5_2to41 | 162 | wai_bother: TIFU by almost burning down my own clock repair shop
I am a professional horologist. And a walking accident. Great combo.
So I was putting together a clock mechanism, my other half was helping me look for a very specific e-clip that belonged to the project. We swung around my magnifying lamps to shine ont... | 10 | 16.2 | |
1671895751 | 1671945842 | t3_zuc1q3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Competitive_Dot7146: TIFU by cheating on the girl I should have spent my life with
I would post this in AITA but I already know the answer.
So,
GF (30) and me (31) have been together 4 years now.
GF loves (or I should say loved) me like no other and tolerates my shit. Her one hard rule is no cheating.
We have a... | 13 | 1 | |
1671894085 | 1671967594 | t3_zubigu | t5_2to41 | 14 | Nekomiminya: TIFU by bringing up cult status to priest of that cult.
So, this is awkward.
During talk about Christmas and such (wanted to ensure if they celebrate that, since I know that other cults and/or religions don't) there was mention of (one cult that doesnt).
Here is issue, I brought up that I wasn't sure be... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1669948643 | 1670072903 | t3_za8owa | t5_2to41 | 307 | Impossible-Variety22: TIFU by falling down the stairs in front of my date
Long story short I was on a first date everything was going great even had a kiss yes it was a first date but you only live once.
Was walking down some stairs and he make me weak at my knees honestly just fell smack onto my knees and fell down a... | 8 | 38.375 | |
1669949214 | 1670000423 | t3_za8xjz | t5_2to41 | 3 | tr0waway18101996: TIFU by agreeing to do an truth and dare game with my friends
Trow away because i stil dont know wat to do or say
Btw English is my second language sorry for the bad grammer
Last weekend me (26 m) and my girlfriend (23 f) and our friends (all mid 20, 3 guys/ 3 girls)had an weekend of partying where w... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1669949039 | 1670008833 | t3_za8uy2 | t5_2to41 | 270 | Dumbdrunklittereater: TIFU by eating cat litter drunk af
I KNOW this is sooooo stupid but last week I got super drunk and had a craving for cat litter. Clean cat litter. I have anemia and I eat weird things like chalk and clay, but I didn't have any on hand so I thought cat litter would be the next best thing because w... | 6 | 45 | |
1669947237 | 1669965433 | t3_za835p | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting period blood on my friend’s white couch.
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rotflolmaomgeez: I think your friend might have humiliation fetish, because I would be damn sure to take the fact that I licked someone's period off the couch to the grave.
buwefy: I find it funny... Where's the humiliation?
People should b... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1671898373 | 1671901696 | t3_zucw1z | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying that I wish I was gay
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_reversegiraffe_: What did you do that was wrong? I don't see anything.
Galaxy413: Well some people may not want to be gay because of religion or their family is against it or from the lack of rights. I don’t want to seem like I’m completely ignoring that.
_reve... | 4 | 1 | |
1669951865 | 1669957912 | t3_zaa0tr | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking a guy ghosted me
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ImaReallyFungi: Wow you suck
[deleted]: I'm embarrassed, but it's nothing compared to the second-hand embarrassment I get from going through your comment history.
ImaReallyFungi: Right…. Lol. At the least you could have had the decency to apologize to him
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1671901766 | 1671916569 | t3_zuddsy | t5_2to41 | 5 | linerva: My dude, that's not "a bit" younger.
I say this as someone who went back to univerity as a graduate, but you may find it difficult to find the right level of maturity if you hang out with people barely out of their teens when you are nearly 30. You may be in the sane ourse but a lot of your owers at univ6will... | 5 | 1 | |
1671900363 | 1671900819 | t3_zudjfk | t5_2to41 | 37 | BigDikkDaddy541: TIFU by shaking my best friend’s dad’s….hand? (hopefully)
Some backstory: Two years ago, I moved across the country, leaving my best friend of 3 years behind. A few months later, she called me sobbing uncontrollably telling me her dad had a heart attack and fell down the stairs, hitting his head. He di... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1671900457 | 1671901952 | t3_zudkiq | t5_2to41 | 44 | DarkChimera: TIFU by working too much, getting too stressed and decide just fucking skip Christmas.
It is currently Christmas Eve at 4:20 pm as I'm starting to write this (smoking a joint is really tempting right now btw) and I'm at home. alone. because I fucking hate how stressful Christmas is.
Christmas Eve is the d... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1671901651 | 1671902843 | t3_zudz4y | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking wife to gym with me
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Milkybarfkid: Took her a few days to ask about it, cant be that important
_mynameis: She and I both forgot, like I said one of the ring was the wedding ring, that baby has diamonds. Small ones though.
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1669955858 | 1670002660 | t3_zabkek | t5_2to41 | 202 | thelonelylostchild: TIFU by taking an absurd amount of benadryl
this TIFU technically takes place over the last few days, but i’m still dealing with it. there’s a few relevant details for later in the story. i have perfect pitch (look up charlie puth. he has it too, and can explain it way better than me). i have SEVERE... | 6 | 33.666667 | |
1671902552 | 1671923701 | t3_zueaas | t5_2to41 | 36,043 | Mdownsouthmodel92: TIFU By Leaving my Husband’s “delay” cream out on the nightstand
Actually happened today. Mandatory forgive my formatting; I am on mobile.
Hubs has no problem lasting, but I do engage in some BDSM/female domination with him and I loooove giving him long, slow, tease sessions. Sometimes I’ll trick ... | 10 | 3,604.3 | |
1669959350 | 1670022580 | t3_zacuqb | t5_2to41 | 149 | lIlIIllIIllI: TIFU by getting “exposed” by my own explicit pictures
I’m not looking to be further shamed for this, as I already understand how stupid it is from the jump. Basic scam where some chick adds you on snap then starts talking and then asks for pics and all that. Well I insisted she sent first, and she did, so... | 7 | 21.285714 |
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