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1671906871 | 1671910315 | t3_zufqy3 | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by cockblocking my friend into oblivion
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LonelyWanderer28: Holy crap that is one of the most vagrant violations of the bro code
Struggle2Real: *flagrant. Although vagrant is funnier
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1671908382 | 1671998714 | t3_zug988 | t5_2to41 | 73 | Garbageboy5011: TIFU by telling my girlfriend the reason why we started dating was because she scared me
I (22nonbinary) am very socially awkward and introverted. Like conversing with people makes my skin crawl. But I'm able to tolerate conversations with a few people, including my girlfriend (21f) and one of her frien... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1669965290 | 1670025057 | t3_zaeqdp | t5_2to41 | 14 | Throwaway8321G: TIFU by arguing with my flatmate
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d4m1ty: "Hey Boyfriend, I hope your brother can suck some dick because until you handle him, I'm on strike."
fyi, never use sex as punishment or reward, it is very unhealthy, but a gentle reminder that if you are *emotionally and socially* unsatisfied in the r... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1669968018 | 1669983121 | t3_zafjve | t5_2to41 | 104 | Agrawal_Sid_03: TIFU my telling my date I love her
Today I told my date whom I've been dating for a little over two months I love you while being drunk and I don't think she took it well. She just said how sorry she is that she cannot say the same and replied with the dreaded "I mean I like you a lot" We have both exch... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1671908974 | 1673715416 | t3_zuggtb | t5_2to41 | 47 | TIFUtastupidwomam: TIFU by letting my coworker move in with me. UPDATE.
First, thank you for the messages, the responses, and the accusations of this being a Hallmark special. Trust me the last person to play me IRL is Candace Cameron-Burr, or LeAnn Rimes. I assure you, I'm hardly a dainty blonde who swoons at the sigh... | 9 | 5.222222 | |
1671918709 | 1672008494 | t3_zui9qo | t5_2to41 | -7 | ThrowRAbro17: So let me get this straight, I’m an asshole because my friend at the time (NOT ME) was sharing details about his sex life UNPROMPTED about girl who I didn’t know he was referring to at the time? (because he kept that detail private) I didn’t know I had to go out of my way to find out who he was referring ... | 15 | -0.466667 | |
1669980958 | 1669983490 | t3_zajo9h | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by using Instagram and finding out my ex has been stalking me
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HandRailSuicide1: So she viewed your account and has done nothing else. Seems relatively benign to me. On social media, you’re always under constant surveillance. Only way to get around that is to delete your account
I fail to see... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1669984619 | 1670007466 | t3_zal0zz | t5_2to41 | 8 | Northstar1989: TIFU by not trusting my instincts
Happened yesterday.
I have been having some problems with a doctor's (Pulmonary practice) office that has been acting VERY unprofessionally (for instance, at my 2nd visit the NP they had me see made a rude dig at my being poor/too sick to work related to my health insur... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1671918078 | 1671933452 | t3_zujhhd | t5_2to41 | 12 | Nhcq_: TIFU by getting dismissed from my engineering department
Hi, I (20M) got dismissed from my major (biomedical engineering) a couple days ago due to a low GPA (below a 2.0). I was so close to making it back over a 2 but I was just a letter grade off in a class. I’m so sad. My parents are extremely disappointed in ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1669987012 | 1669995711 | t3_zalzfb | t5_2to41 | 11 | Throwaway146821: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I want to spend time with my friend
A bit of background info : My girlfriend is amazing, she doesn't care about my height or my looks (i'm super insecure and she calls me handsome at any chance she gets), often cuddles with me, is great with my little sister and my mom lov... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1671921166 | 1671921722 | t3_zukhp8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Slammedfiero: Tifu a candy bar and 10$
Did I get bamboozled by a disheveled old guy no ID no wallet in a Porsche… empty tank and needed a candy bar and enough fuel to get home…
So this fella stopped in at my part time job at a gas station. Just lost on the world (or so it seamed) sat at the pump for like 45 min to an ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1671921632 | 1671986484 | t3_zukn3b | t5_2to41 | 103 | Living-Ad2064: TIFU by carrying my Christmas funds with me
TIFU by carrying my Christmas money with me
Well, it wasn’t today but today is the day I suffer the consequences. Back on the 21st I played poker with some friends, and I brought my wallet which had some Christmas shopping funds in it. Well the folks playing t... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1669989369 | 1670007257 | t3_zamxnl | t5_2to41 | 9,998 | srtipy_and_pink: TIFU by going to work
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takesnobs: Time to get a lock and a camera for your room! And, maybe a new roommate because that’s just nasty.
srtipy_and_pink: Thankfully, I do have a lock on the door. I just never use it because I thought I could trust my roomies. Seems that’s not the case
Inuyasha-ru... | 12 | 833.166667 | |
1670595463 | 1670671855 | t3_zgyhtd | t5_2to41 | 24,682 | jesseberdinka: TIFU by giving my daughter a potato for a Christmas present.
Obligatory this happened a while ago.
When my daughter was 6 she was obsessed with the TV show *Little House on the Prairie* which delight my wife and me who loved the show when we were kids.
In the pilot episode, the family was so poor that ... | 11 | 2,243.818182 | |
1671924827 | 1671989247 | t3_zulndg | t5_2to41 | 9,054 | Choice_Ad9265: TIFU by getting my 66 year old father a book
So I (30f) planned Christmas Eve boxes for parents (both 66) and my boyfriend (31m). These things have been stressing me tf out. I hand burned (pyrography) individual designs on each box and went out and bough fluffy socks, a puzzle book, an interesting book... | 10 | 905.4 | |
1671926128 | 1671928858 | t3_zum1kl | t5_2to41 | 43 | Certifiedcatrasimp: TIFU by unintentionally suggesting my friend deepthroat a hotdog
I 14f was talking to my friend 15f when she stumbled across an instagram reel that was pretty much some sort of joke about penis (I don’t remember what the reel was but it involved dick). before this conversation she thought the balls ... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1671927360 | 1672005102 | t3_zumf35 | t5_2to41 | 656 | throwaway4829dndiw92: TIFU by telling wife she shouldn't have aborted our first kid
*throwaway just in case*
Okay so I (32M) and my wife (25F) have been trying for a kid for two years. 5 years ago though, at the start of our relationship she got pregnant. I was ecstatic as I always wanted to be a dad but she hated it.... | 11 | 59.636364 | |
1671929236 | 1672184507 | t3_zumyq8 | t5_2to41 | 113 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at my husband for getting hit by a car
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TinyFollowing162: In my opinion, you're NTA but there is a time and a place. You gotta learn to code switch sis!
lofuhp: Wrong thread
TinyFollowing162: Listen I had a rough couple of days this thread and aita has been saving my life lmao
lofuh... | 5 | 22.6 | |
1670967917 | 1670984509 | t3_zl7yxb | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by going out for a run with my friends.
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DogToesSmellofFritos: If this is real, I hope she gets you arrested. You deserve to die.
GadgetusAddicti: Whoa... dial it back a bit. He deserves to serve time and slapped with a restraining order, but nobody needs to die here.
DogToesSmellofFritos: Trie... | 7 | 9.142857 | |
1669995667 | 1670068014 | t3_zapdmp | t5_2to41 | 4 | Silver-Assistance-72: TIFU by outing a friend.
I(17NB) (not out yet) had a childhood friend Nina(17f). We were so close, we were practically sisters. So recently, Nina came out as Bisexual and is dating Mini (17f). We are all from India and people here are generally blind (barely tolerating it or 'it's none of our busi... | 4 | 1 | |
1671930847 | 1671946362 | t3_zunfae | t5_2to41 | 1,488 | Upstairs_Ad_8558: TIFU by getting caught by my Mom using a dildo for the first time...on Christmas Eve
So I'm a guy and I've been struggling with my sexuality, wondering if I'm bi or gay. I've never done anything with another guy and have always heavily repressed any thoughts, pushed them out of my head. I got to the p... | 12 | 124 | |
1671932163 | 1671934745 | t3_zunsg4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | arothmanmusic: TIFU by failing to power-off my electric lighter before touching the contacts.
We've got one of these USB-rechargeable electric lighters. It's got a lithium ion battery in it. When you push the switch forward, it creates a little electrical arc between two contacts. My kids love to use it and will someti... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1671924316 | 1671941391 | t3_zulhoz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing money which was supposed to be a gift.
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RudeSprinkles1240: Sure! Just send me your address and I'll mail you an Amazon gift card. No problem! Also some nude pictures and the account and routing numbers for my checking account. And my social security number. What else do you need?
Zeal... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1670000224 | 1670033010 | t3_zar6pq | t5_2to41 | 1,068 | melskymob: TIFU by over cooking my shirt
TIFU by leaving my shirt in the microwave too long
Ok, I can't be the only one that dries clothes in the microwave sometimes right? I'm not talking wet, just damp. Like stuff that didn't dry all the way in the dryer? It usually works just fine as long as it's not for very long.... | 13 | 82.153846 | |
1671933269 | 1671976253 | t3_zuo35q | t5_2to41 | 88 | bazilbt: TIFU by sending my parents chocolate for Christmas
I sent some bars of dark chocolate via Amazon to my parents as stocking stuffers for Christmas. They usually send me stuff every year and I thought I would return the favor. So I got them six dark chocolate bars of various types. They are about three ounces ea... | 3 | 29.333333 | |
1671938778 | 1671995611 | t3_zupk7k | t5_2to41 | 39 | GodsLeftAsscheek: TIFU by asking two guys if they "were together"
This actually happened a few months ago and I only just remembered this story after hearing another r/TIFU that reminded me of it.
So I have a summer job at an amusement park; the foods department to be exact. We often get moved around food stands but ... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1671684923 | 1671686035 | t3_zscp1c | t5_2to41 | 17 | Nearby_Seesaw_5782: TIFU by not hyping up a gift enough
***This is probably useless since I'm not expecting this to get a ton of views but please don't post this anywhere else (aka those weird tik tok accounts). My situation really isn't that great and it could cause more problems.***
I (m/16) have been going through ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1671944296 | 1671946650 | t3_zuqzr1 | t5_2to41 | 57 | ladderinstairs: TIFU By looking at power tools
So this just happened, so it's still kind of fresh. Anyways I am a maintenance mechanic for a trailer park by trade, so I have the need for lots of tools. I was using the Google machine to look up some power tools I need, specifically, a miter box saw, a table saw, and a h... | 7 | 8.142857 | |
1670904570 | 1670933092 | t3_zklv6k | t5_2to41 | 3,243 | Omylanta21: TIFU by trusting Pinocchio with del Toro and my kids
TIFU by trusting Pinocchio by del Toro and my kids
Never could convince my 9 - and 7 year old to watch the original or even the new Disney version of Pinocchio.
It's a gorgeous film. The cinematography is phenomenal. The songs are great.
I don't want... | 18 | 180.166667 | |
1670006212 | 1670007878 | t3_zatq1u | t5_2to41 | 20 | randomguyfromnj: TIFU by accidentally throwing away my sister’s brand new clothes
Never thought I would have to post here, but here it goes.
So today is garbage day and I am the “garbage man” of the house. I’m in charge of taking all of the garbage out. Today started like any other day. We keep these reusable groce... | 4 | 5 | |
1670007042 | 1670110394 | t3_zau3fi | t5_2to41 | 187 | Throwmeaway789870: TIFU by posting about my overbearing mum on AITA.
for more info please read my AITA post
so my mum found my post.
im really not surprised she looked through my phone again, but i forgot to delete my messages.
ive been banned from all my electronics excluding my chromebook for school purposes (thats... | 10 | 18.7 | |
1670008067 | 1670025052 | t3_zaujd3 | t5_2to41 | -6 | exquisitehappiness99: TIFU by dropping my phone on my toddlers head.
Every morning my 2 year old daughter wakes up at 7:00AM. My wife and I go in there and we give her her milk, we play with toys, read books, listen to music and just goof around. It's a great time for all of us! Well, this morning my wife had to lea... | 6 | -1 | |
1671952340 | 1672011957 | t3_zuszb3 | t5_2to41 | 67 | Oddballxx124: TIFU by falling for a scam and losing over $1k
TL,DR: Fell for a scam and cried about it.
Obligatory this wasn't today, but happened a few days ago.I was selling a used drawing tablet on a local website, when I got an inquiry for it. I had labelled the ad as "pick up only", and the potential buyer asked ... | 8 | 8.375 | |
1671954228 | 1671981410 | t3_zutel0 | t5_2to41 | 1,214 | commonfruitsalad: TIFU by getting bit on the ass by a praying mantis.
Mandatory I'm on my phone if the formatting is dodgy. Sorry in advance.
Background- my Husband's mother lives in a *very* rustic weatherboard house with three rooms and an outdoor toilet. (Think Australian outback, farm and no housekeeping)
Husban... | 6 | 202.333333 | |
1670010097 | 1670039914 | t3_zavevx | t5_2to41 | 47 | CkreonN: TIFU by not taking neccessary precautions to safely store my bike
So I live in an apartment, last summer my mom bought me a trekking bike, drives excellently amazing, literally in love with it. Unfortunately, our flat is a bit cramped, so we couldn't store it inside. Best we could do was store it on the very t... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1671955889 | 1671958496 | t3_zutsk1 | t5_2to41 | 126 | Kwesi_Hopkins: TIFU by accidentally insinuating that I wanted to bang my crush's mom at a Christmas Eve sleepover
I love reading this sub often, but I honestly never thought I'd be posting here myself
I'm an extremely lonely guy. I grew up as an orphan constantly moving through the foster care system and never had any... | 3 | 42 | |
1670010875 | 1670139044 | t3_zavqc9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | fnordx2: Tifu by using lube
Tifu
I've used this exact lube many times, liquid silk, it's always been the best in my eyes ever since a past lover showed it to me.
It has been a few years since i have experienced it though, bought a new bottle to play with my new partner, and thought i would try it out solo, everythin... | 5 | 2 | |
1670010589 | 1670093181 | t3_zavlys | t5_2to41 | 50 | coronad0: TIFU Had to do a stool sample for the Drs
TL;DR: Have never done one. The mess and mistakes are below. It was a horror show. TW: POOP.
I don't know where to tell this story but here. Yesterday at the Drs for my annual physical, I start to tell him about my stomach issues and that it has IBS like qualit... | 9 | 5.555556 | |
1670009174 | 1670017233 | t3_zav0pj | t5_2to41 | 22 | zorggalacticus: tifu by cooking fried chicken while sleepy
Don't think I've told this story here before, so here goes nothing. I came home late from work, tired and hungry, and decided to fry some chicken for dinner. I got the oil heated up, battered the chicken, and dropped it into the skillet. Then I sat down for a ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1671193002 | 1671243710 | t3_zndbku | t5_2to41 | 28,488 | justAnotherLedditor: TIFU by accidentally buying two Google Pixels and ended up getting my 15 year old Google Account permanently banned.
So early Black Friday sales happened last month and I picked up a Google Pixel 7 since my previous phone was nearing 6 years old and starting to die every few hours.
Due to some fun... | 15 | 1,899.2 | |
1671965808 | 1672009318 | t3_zuvzu7 | t5_2to41 | 8,238 | TsukiiAi: TIFU by deleteing a voicemail from my deceased aunt who was wishing me a Merry Christmas, when I thought I was recording it
It happened yesterday, and I'm still crying on and off about it.
So my aunt, who was like a second mom to me, passed away two years ago. For the past 4 years I've kept this voicemail she... | 12 | 686.5 | |
1670013394 | 1670163524 | t3_zawvfx | t5_2to41 | 468 | blondemama712: TIFU by over-tipping
Today I made an online purchase from a small business I really love. I purchase things any time I am able but I'm a SAH mom currently so money is tight with inflation right now.
While I am planning on getting a new job in the next week or so, unfortunately I don't have one yet so I... | 6 | 78 | |
1671935041 | 1671981861 | t3_zuokgz | t5_2to41 | 5 | KurosanLOVE: TIFU by saying something, without even thinking, in front of my bestest friends
It was early morning on Christmas day, around past midnight, I was just chatting with some of my only friends on my phone, like I would every other night. Except this time I said something dumb and I lost most if not all of th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1670388337 | 1670449936 | t3_zesa94 | t5_2to41 | 151 | Future_Magic1: TIFU by getting to frisky with my cousin at Thanksgiving
Obligatory this happened about a few weeks ago but I have to get this off my chest. At Thanksgiving this year, I had sex with my cousin.
It all happened so fast. We'd been flirting and teasing each other since the summer and it was hard to resis... | 7 | 21.571429 | |
1670024136 | 1670076486 | t3_zb1ngq | t5_2to41 | 1,399 | xXFuriousCatArmy98Xx: Tifu by acidently showing p*rn in class
I am a grade 11 student and since I started high school, I've been screwing up, and every year something major occurs where it becomes worthy of a book, but this year...... it was the worst of em all, and it came in early too.
a little background on my ma... | 7 | 199.857143 | |
1670024902 | 1670031042 | t3_zb1xe5 | t5_2to41 | 1 | Melodic_Village_6056: TIFU by not asking the girl I liked to dance
So tomorrow a kid from my high school is having a dance party at a sailing club. All of my friends are asking people they like, or friends to dance with them. Two of my friends told me to ask a girl I like (Lily) to dance and I said no because I chicken... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1670025059 | 1670028701 | t3_zb1zit | t5_2to41 | 0 | OutlandishnessUpper6: TIFU by using Inspect Element to reverse-engineer my school theatre department's website to use what I'd've gained from it on my own creation.
Pretty much started the process of reverse-engineering the site this morning, started pulling text label names using inspect element, thought nothing of it... | 5 | 0 | |
1671975454 | 1671997013 | t3_zuy9om | t5_2to41 | 76 | AnarchyOnCrack: TIFU by attempting to make pork crackling
My sister(f27) cooked a wonderful pork roast for Christmas lunch, she cut off the fat and left it in the roasting pan.(important)
Being a budding home chef I(m25) decided that it would be a good idea to try and make pork crackling.
I've watched several YouTub... | 4 | 19 | |
1670027965 | 1670124598 | t3_zb314z | t5_2to41 | 9,884 | UhOhThatsNotYourButt: TIFU, by talking bad about a "cult" in my hometown.
Yikes. Normal day at work, boring and uneventful as usual.
Friend at work was discussing video games, asked for his gamer ID so we could play some later. It's the same name as a famouscult leader, the one who had the people drink the Kool-Aid th... | 18 | 549.111111 | |
1671977365 | 1671980314 | t3_zuys4u | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a cashier think I am a drug addict/dealer
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RudeSprinkles1240: They can report you all they want. If they try to use the vitamin as evidence against you, they have to test it, and it'll test negative for controlled substances, so no worries.
Now, if a cop finds loose pills on you, th... | 5 | 1 | |
1670029379 | 1670033144 | t3_zb3j3r | t5_2to41 | 35 | SAlNTMARS: TIFU by not knowing what sex is and embarrassing myself.
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This literally occurred a couple of hours ago and we're in different rooms in her house and I'm fairly sure that she's crying by the sound coming from her room.
I am a (freshly) 18 year old male who lives deep in what you would call 'the... | 7 | 5 | |
1671979458 | 1671990211 | t3_zuzd66 | t5_2to41 | 418 | throwawayonlypls: TIFU by almost hooking up with one of my best friends.
We were at a house party of some of our mutual friends, things got out of hand and we started fooling around. Sex wasn't involved but we got pretty close before thinking it wasn't a good idea. We just cuddled and slept.
The next day she starts ac... | 5 | 83.6 | |
1670013189 | 1670037601 | t3_zawsfh | t5_2to41 | 11 | JustM3H3r3: Tifu by forgetting my phone at my date's place
So I met this guy for the first time today. We had a drink together first and then we went back to his place to watch a show.
I remember the first time I went to the bathroom there this evening, I already forgot my phone in there and had to go back in to get i... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1671980440 | 1672030722 | t3_zuznfb | t5_2to41 | 4,642 | recovery-type-beat: TIFU by jerking off the night before Christmas
Today is Christmas and last night, I was talking to a friend over Snapchat. Her and I were sending snaps back and forth, and she was showing a lot of cleavage. She loves to tease me because she knows I get sexually frustrated but I’m too shy to initiate... | 12 | 386.833333 | |
1671981092 | 1672062588 | t3_zuzu39 | t5_2to41 | 486 | Juicyjccccc: TIFU bringing weed brownies to the family gathering.
This took place yesterday on Christmas Eve. Some pretext, I made a potent batch of weed brownies last week. I'm actually super proud of them, basically my first attempt. Some rough calculations, and I figured about 150mgs of THC per brownie. I have a pre... | 8 | 60.75 | |
1671981814 | 1671983113 | t3_zv01rf | t5_2to41 | 11 | Grand_Heresy: TIFU by being completely unable to help my online friend who helped me through quarantine
Christmas is a time for joy and god damn despair, united at last into one beautiful mess of jolly tunes and family feuds. My family is rather small, so I personally have no such worries, but a good online friend of ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1671981910 | 1671992278 | t3_zv02t4 | t5_2to41 | 799 | YourInfidelityInMe: TIFU I didn’t listen to my gut and let a supposedly celibate dude ruin my Christmas Eve
You never really know how crazy someone is until you spend a night in town with them.
So I wasn’t going to write this because I didn’t want to get him in trouble. He works in a super religious environment and I’... | 10 | 79.9 | |
1671982350 | 1671989089 | t3_zv07hu | t5_2to41 | 149 | tifuthrowaway87563: TIFU by going through her phone.
Well guys I am typing this tear-eyed as I close a 3 year old relationship with someone who I trusted very much. And on Christmas too, it all happened so fast, literally less than 12 hours ago. Having to find out that my girlfriend was in love with another woman, some... | 3 | 49.666667 | |
1670034215 | 1670085594 | t3_zb56cq | t5_2to41 | 42 | InSearchOfUpdog: TIFU by setting off fireworks and causing chaos in the neighborhood
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RocketPsy: If it's not the fourth of July, please don't set off fireworks. All sorts of domestic animals struggle with them.
harleyspoison267: I find it ironic that those who fight to defend our country are most miserable on ... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1671982651 | 1672037709 | t3_zv0ans | t5_2to41 | 5,589 | [deleted]: TIFU; By inviting my Girlfriend over for Christmas.
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___Phreak___: Are you sure he wasn't on the spectrum?
Smirkydarkdude: Mmm.. no. I guess I'm not sure.
ThrobbinGoblin: I'm pretty sure that autism of some sort runs in the men in my family because they are all like this, and nowadays if I take a p... | 9 | 621 | |
1671983388 | 1672049235 | t3_zv0ikl | t5_2to41 | 100 | DivineJust: TIFU by getting stoned
TIFU by smoking a spliff. Mind you I rarely smoke . I've met with my friend who was smoking a joint. We were to go to a Christmas Lunch for free food (lol). So anyway I hit the Blunt a few times and I got so stoned I actually avoided the lunch because I needed an extra walk. Then, my ... | 6 | 16.666667 | |
1671985073 | 1672057371 | t3_zv11n5 | t5_2to41 | 265 | jmcookie25: TIFU By Poking My Husband's Butt
My (27F) husband (26M) is an identical twin. To the untrained eye, they look pretty similar. But to the family, they are clearly different people. Or so I thought...
Last year, their older brother got himself and the twins matching onesies with hoods. When we were packing f... | 6 | 44.166667 | |
1670039864 | 1670106332 | t3_zb6zwx | t5_2to41 | 61 | cinnamonsugarhoney: TIFU by training my dog to break open pill bottles and eat the contents.
I have a very good and smart boy named Biscuit who needs lots of mental stimulation each day. I have a few of those dog puzzles, a lick mat, etc. but I also like to give him certain common household items for extra stimulation.... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1670034097 | 1670044049 | t3_zb54xt | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU I accidentally left way before my friends when we were supposed to walk together
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ninpho2246: Walking so fast where sound cant keep up is pretty selfish. Walking so fast girls can't keep up. How can you get the cutie if you zoom past the flowers?
3sperr: I only walk near that fast. Usually my a... | 6 | 1 | |
1670042932 | 1670078732 | t3_zb7xy9 | t5_2to41 | 262 | sanguinius4life: TIFU by eating spicy chips and forgetting.
My Gf is very outgoing and is usually the one to be "spicy" but lately ive been trying to be a little bit more spontaneous. So we decided to go to a dispensary near us and get some AAAA kush.
We get some weed go to the munchies store PRE BAKING and get some... | 7 | 37.428571 | |
1670044971 | 1670051784 | t3_zb8k67 | t5_2to41 | 10 | GameingWithDe23: TIFU By looking at my sisters Instagram messages
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NungaFakeer: 10 years from today this will be a story everyone's (on the inside is) going to laugh about.
AnOnYmouSFuck14422:
>10 years from today this will be a story everyone's (on the inside is) going to laugh about.
I'm already laughin... | 5 | 2 | |
1671987497 | 1671989231 | t3_zv1sp8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | onceler-for-prez: TIFU by sending an extremely personal email to a podcast that had a very slim chance of being my big break
Technically this wasn't right this moment today, this was very recently, but I'm still extremely pissed that I did it.
It started when I had innocently sent some fan mail to a podcast watching t... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1671986807 | 1672089806 | t3_zv1kyf | t5_2to41 | 197 | JJJJJIm-123131314: TIFU by listening to my friends after overhearing them
TIFU by listening to a conversation about me.
I(F20) have been dating J(M21) for 2 years and our relationship is healthy or at least was. J is a great boyfriend, He is very caring, Communicates well, and never did anything that I was uncomfor... | 7 | 28.142857 | |
1670045771 | 1670071711 | t3_zb8sdq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my reddit account found.
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MidnightPersona: Maybe don't get physical with someone you describe as a toxic person? That seems like the best bet.
dontrecognisemeagain: Oh that was like an experiment of mine to know if i can get physical w someone and not get attached
| 3 | 1 | |
1671990696 | 1672827537 | t3_zv2uhr | t5_2to41 | 18,846 | thuckyou: TIFU by repeatedly shooting my boss in the head
This happened a few days ago.
Went paintballing with my office colleagues as an end of year celebration. In a game, I ran to the edge of the arena hoping to flank the other team. Two people on the other team had the same idea, and we found ourselves in a stand ... | 17 | 1,108.588235 | |
1671990475 | 1671994077 | t3_zv2rww | t5_2to41 | 9 | ThrowBengayAway: TIFU mistaking Bengay for lube
TLDR; Well, the title.
Throwaway account. TLDR; TIFU (well, technically my wife; also, last night) by mistaking Bengay for lube.
So, my wife and I are trying to conceive. Those that have gone through this know that it is a lot of tracking dates and cycles and planning s... | 3 | 3 | |
1670052847 | 1670055574 | t3_zbaqsq | t5_2to41 | 147 | AnAltNamedSusan: TIFU trying to befriend local wildlife.
This story begins many many moons ago on Thanksgiving. Back then I was a typical moody teenager around 13-14 and was desperately looking to be special in any way possible. Think every basic, teen witch/wiccan, hot topic goth starter pack and that was basically me... | 4 | 36.75 | |
1671991572 | 1672054821 | t3_zv34wu | t5_2to41 | 223 | whitelitterbox: TIFU by sucking my boyfriend for the first time
Hello everyone, this post is about how I fucked up when I was once sucking my boyfriend for the very first time.
Throwaway account since some friends know my reddit username.
Just for context, after texting with a guy i met from reddit for a couple of mon... | 5 | 44.6 | |
1671991097 | 1672006480 | t3_zv2z09 | t5_2to41 | 103 | Healthy_Coughs: TIFU by leaving a card full of cash on yhe wrapping paper
So Christmas was a blast family was fun and I got some lovely gifts. One of them was from my granny who drew a picture on a card and put money in the card and taped it to the wrapping paper of the present she gave me.
I unwrapped the present a... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1671992338 | 1672355130 | t3_zv3dt5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | StoopidZoidberg: TIFU by undergoing surgery and wimping out (long)
I havent had the best of luck with my health this year and had two surgeries. The first one was earlier in spring and the second one just a couple of days ago, on the 23rd of december, this time for sinuses. I am usually a bit talkative in these kinds o... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1670058441 | 1670115382 | t3_zbc4mc | t5_2to41 | 52 | bbraddock29: TIFU by breaking no contacts
So me and my best friend tried dating. After a month, she told me that not only she is not ready for a relationship, but also what she feels for me is mostly friendly. We decided to remain friends. I asked for some space and going no contacts for a bit, because before starting ... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1670062432 | 1670090199 | t3_zbd48c | t5_2to41 | 294 | HKD49: TIFU by not choosing my words more wisely
Today it was my turn to wake up and take care of my two-year old son, while Mrs. Wife would sleep in a little.
The night before we had a gaming evening with friends as we love board games. One of the games we played is called 'Secret-Hitler'. Of course we did not clean... | 7 | 42 | |
1671993999 | 1672027603 | t3_zv3x39 | t5_2to41 | 15 | historyhasitsionu: TIFU by letting my whole family read what I was writing
I (17M/NB) have been planning a book for five years and have just started writing it. I started writing it in the journal my brother got me for Christmas because I thought it would be fun to say I wrote a whole novel by hand.
Last night, I read... | 12 | 1.25 | |
1670067993 | 1670222463 | t3_zbehh1 | t5_2to41 | 14,305 | IMightJustQuit: TIFU when I shared the news about my job
A few days ago I (19m) started working at Adult World. My first job ever. I shared the news with a few friends, but decided not to tell my family because I was convinced my parents would not approve of me working at a sex shop. Little did I know that my sister wa... | 16 | 894.0625 | |
1671996378 | 1671996703 | t3_zv4pnp | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by measuring my dick with my aunt's dildo
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Ambitious_Policy_936: So, how'd it compare?
SomeSayFire: Unfavorably
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1670072087 | 1670366028 | t3_zbfmbu | t5_2to41 | 654 | billmuskrat: TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it [UPDATE]
Got a ton of well wishes on PMs (in addition to an equal amount of insults and rapist and pedophile accusations…) and a lot of you asked for an update on meeting her parents so I figured this would be easier inste... | 19 | 34.421053 | |
1671999285 | 1672170866 | t3_zv5o5n | t5_2to41 | 32 | urboyfriendshoe: tifu by calling the cops
im bad at writing dont mind the mistakes
so me (f14) my sister (f16) and my mom f(49) lived alone until my mom got a boyfriend (m54) theyve been dating for 7 years and we moved in all together 4 years ago my moms always had problems with her mental health and days around the h... | 8 | 4 | |
1670845805 | 1670919201 | t3_zjwsx4 | t5_2to41 | 14,965 | PMmeNudesOfNudes: TIFU by using hair removal cream on my ass
This actually happened in the summer of 2020 while we were in lockdown (in UK), but it never occurred to me that it could be a post on here until today.
So during the lockdown, I (23 M) was stuck in a tiny flat with my girlfriend. I don't remember exactly... | 8 | 1,870.625 | |
1670079840 | 1670110677 | t3_zbia5p | t5_2to41 | 1,397 | [deleted]: TIFU by blowing my bf
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dishonest_elmo: So… he’s already told all his friends and even his enemies that he can cum so hard he can almost kill someone!
schnager: That's exactly what happened next in this "alpha male's" fairytale 🙄
Skipp_To_My_Lou: OP has an account that's several years old talking ab... | 6 | 232.833333 | |
1670606860 | 1673466142 | t3_zh34jc | t5_2to41 | 3,349 | hug-a-cat: TIFU by dressing casually for work
I work with marginalised people with complex needs, and my specific role relates to having lived experience of homelessness, addiction and complex trauma. There are a lot of different elements to it that I won't get into because they aren't relevant, but I do some work at a... | 10 | 334.9 | |
1670279249 | 1670309331 | t3_zdm5px | t5_2to41 | 34,266 | KittyKatze3: TIFU by going on a date with someone I met in a dark club
A few weeks ago, I met Max while out at a club for a bday party. He was cute, tall, and had a raspy voice and British accent (my weakness), and we spent a good amount of time that night just talking and chilling. We ended up exchanging numbers befor... | 11 | 3,115.090909 | |
1670080131 | 1670280199 | t3_zbidy7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Literarily_: TIFU by ordering 1200$ furniture I couldn't bring into my house that got rained on (and probably ruined) overnight
On Black Friday, I got a pretty decent deal on a massive 1200$ shelving set for my office. It was my first real "adult" piece of furniture that wasn't max 200$ on wayfair and made of particle ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1670082727 | 1670088782 | t3_zbjccz | t5_2to41 | 10 | vate__: TIFU by trusting google maps to show me the location of a grocery store
This weekend I went to my father's house. On Saturday morning he decided that we should cook burgers tonight and asked me to go and buy beef patties. Important to mention that he prefers eating very healthily, so the required patties had to... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1672005974 | 1672019592 | t3_zv7w7b | t5_2to41 | 116 | babygem84: TIFU by being an older sister
Not today, almost 30 years ago (fuck, I'm old) but I'm feeling the effects of my FU today.
Back in the day, 10 year old me was the eldest kid and, in my head at least, the ruler of the roost. As is typical with siblings my younger brother (about 7 at the time) didn't agree wit... | 3 | 38.666667 | |
1672006359 | 1672014380 | t3_zv80tn | t5_2to41 | 477 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying my boyfriend a pocket pussy
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shinymetalobjekt: uh yeah, not sure if I believe this. Even if you did put the wrong name on the present, why would you want your boyfriend to open that in front of his parents? If you were comfortable with him opening it there, just say you put the wrong ... | 5 | 95.4 | |
1670086514 | 1670088695 | t3_zbkpx5 | t5_2to41 | 17 | 2porgies_1scup: TIFU; by accidentally fitting the profile of a terrorist
Obligatory not today but last night. Sitting down at my parents house for dinner with my later teen-aged children. Conversation was around a college basketball team traveling and whether they flew commercial or charter.
I was arguing it had to ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1672006727 | 1672076266 | t3_zv85e5 | t5_2to41 | 83 | burneraccountyep: TIFU by believing my FWB when she said her parents weren't home
*NSFW*
So this actually happened last fall however I haven't had the guts to post it on here untill now.
So per usual last fall I went to hookup with a casual FWB situation I had going on. Anyways she has a very large house and a bunch ... | 10 | 8.3 | |
1672008249 | 1672064541 | t3_zv8nqi | t5_2to41 | 92 | Melodic-Spite-5918: TIFU: I molested the girl I like and now I don't know how to live with myself
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Poekienijn: You didn’t “lose” her. You assaulted her. She must have been so scared.
Leave the poor woman alone. Go into therapy. Better yourself.
mp_phantom: C'mon now you are just being too harsh. They like ea... | 12 | 7.666667 | |
1672002973 | 1672077903 | t3_zv6vwt | t5_2to41 | 36 | PrestigeZyra: TIFU by caught sleeping with men's underwear on my face
Anytime I (m) go partying at a pool place, I like to being a spare change of undies. Why not just bring swimming shorts you ask? Generally no one bothers to get changed so people tend to just take their shirts off and dive in. I'm okay waiting for my... | 3 | 12 | |
1670088908 | 1670090924 | t3_zblniv | t5_2to41 | 147 | BrethrenMoons: TIFU By getting a tattoo of a lyric from a song by a (previously) favorite music artist
Obligatory "fuck up didn't happen today."
Back in 2019 I was admitted to a psychiatric hospital due to struggles with mental health and a declining will to be alive. During that time in I had no access to music, whic... | 4 | 36.75 | |
1672009927 | 1672011789 | t3_zv8xdz | t5_2to41 | 32 | Eino54: Mate I’m pretty sure I’m asexual
BretzelmitHummus: Pretty sure? Like in either asexual or we all just Ugly af or how can I picture it?
Also i have to make an obligatory joke about you becoming a sexual after seeing me.
Eino54: I’m not really sure, honestly “asexual” seems like a bit too much but it’s something ... | 8 | 4 | |
1670090187 | 1670093771 | t3_zbm5gj | t5_2to41 | -8 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my best friend she has no self respect
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GlasgowBadger: Let people do.what tf they want. Who died and made you the morality police, Miss Judgy Macjudgeface? God, people like you just roast.my goose. Keep yer beak out of other business.
shadesofwolves: You...understand the irony here, ... | 5 | -1.6 | |
1670094461 | 1670104579 | t3_zbnu8l | t5_2to41 | 243 | Difficult-Current461: TIFU by saying a gift registry for a housewarming party is weird and getting super defensive about it
This tifu story began a few days ago, but got even worse today.
Some of my bf's friends (a couple) bought a house and are having a housewarming party. I was like, cool, good for them for buying a... | 5 | 48.6 | |
1670094255 | 1670123005 | t3_zbnr9q | t5_2to41 | 10 | imperial_dragon_7: TIFU by trying to warn a friend about his toxic and abusive girlfriend and ending up breaking my friend group
So I , (17 m) have ( not sure if I have them anymore) a group of friends which consists of 8 people. I met them last year when I started college and we've been friends ever since. Two of them... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1672012669 | 1672103578 | t3_zva379 | t5_2to41 | 417 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend
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HotSupermarket3682: I think a misplaced perspective here is also that you cheated on your girlfriend because you were worried about not being good at sex…
Be foolish, win foolish prizes.
That being said I hope HS... | 22 | 18.954545 |
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