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1670092370 | 1670101435 | t3_zbn0ms | t5_2to41 | 1 | Beautiful-Winner-469: Tifu
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woif0: nice TL;DR there buddy
Beautiful-Winner-469: Not here to go back and fourth but to post on here you gotta add that in 🤷🏽♂️
woif0: You're supposed to write a short summary after TL;DR (too long didn't read)
e.g. TL;DR told my best friend she had no self respect for trying ... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1672011677 | 1672019826 | t3_zv9s01 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by dressing up as Santa Claus.
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HotSupermarket3682: You didn’t think to tell the parents you’d be hiding in the chimney lmao?
Missedmyplane714: I did tell my parents, they were just horrified I’d split my head open on the fireplace
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1672015278 | 1672095955 | t3_zvawwp | t5_2to41 | 12 | supersuspiciouslol: TIFU by being honest with my bf?
TW - Self Harm
We haven’t been together long. When we started dating, my family was with social services and i still had my dad. I’ve been heavily traumatised - As a backstory, 6th June this year i was up at 3am when my father asked for an ambulance, which my mother... | 6 | 2 | |
1670103170 | 1670108687 | t3_zbrcma | t5_2to41 | 17 | MuskyLion: TIFU by not thinking I'm less clumsy than I am
I was just in Pepper Palace in scenic Syracuse, NY while Christmas shopping for a few remaining items on the list. The excited clerk was doing his best to boost sales and pointed out a few items for me to try.
I had in hand a couple of jars of dill habanero pic... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1670107266 | 1670160403 | t3_zbt0hb | t5_2to41 | 386 | Low-Conflict-1686: TIFU When I shared my messed up kink with my girlfriend
So when I was about 12-13 years old my cousins did "horrible stuff"(I don't feel comfortable going into details about that) to me and after suffering for years it slowly turned into a weird kink that I despise having. I really hate that I get tu... | 10 | 38.6 | |
1670107180 | 1670133609 | t3_zbsz8m | t5_2to41 | 104 | Cute_Cat7493: TIFU
So I (f,25) just started my apprenticeship 3 months ago. I get along quite well with my coworkers. Even went clubbing with some of them.
Now the problem. This one co-worker celebrated her 25 b-day last weekend. So she, a few of us coworkers, her bf and her friends meet up at a bar. When I arrived I... | 4 | 26 | |
1670106941 | 1670180324 | t3_zbsvw0 | t5_2to41 | 752 | Thefancymarsupial: TIFU by trying to eat my AirPod
I usually fall asleep with my AirPods in to drown out any noise from my roommate. Well last night I had a very vivid dream about trying to eat something. It was hard and I kept trying to crack open whatever it was. I remember not being able to break it open and it felt... | 9 | 83.555556 | |
1670111380 | 1670191462 | t3_zbulne | t5_2to41 | 49 | StubblyWave3370: TIFU By Mishearing The Lyrics To A Popular Song
So I, 15f, am totally obsessed with music. I listen to music in the car, when exercising, in school, during my free time, basically whenever i'm not testing or doing something serious i'm listening to music.
That being said, i have heard a pretty good m... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1670113329 | 1670116603 | t3_zbvc57 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Ur_Dad_iS_CHUNKY0906: TIFU by yelling at my gf
Hello reddit. today i fucked up. me(18M) and my gf(17F) got in an argument. it all happened yesterday evening. i was in her house for a sleepover and she asked me to wash the dishes. But i made the mistake of saying to myself "let me just rest a bit.". then she came out of... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1670115097 | 1670125910 | t3_zbvyut | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by fapping for too long
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nanny2359: Sounds like you raped someone my dude. Drunk people can't consent
EDIT: and you should have stopped when she started screaming in pain... She shouldn't have had to tell you that...
Thinkyasshole: Drunk people can consent. Passed out people can't consent, bu... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1672022144 | 1672024982 | t3_zvd1jg | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my gf I noticed some of her family didn't get me any gifts
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derande_yo: Lol I've been married for over 20 years and don't get a single gift from anyone in my spouse's family.
Cap1279: Lol part of being a man at 40, right?
KyloRenCadetStimpy: Nah, they just hate him.
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1670115537 | 1670136626 | t3_zbw44t | t5_2to41 | 11 | Offhandprawn505: TIFU by responding to a insult from a good friend of mine
So, me and the boys were just taking shots at each other, insulting each other while incredibly drunk, then my best bros gf started telling me that she doesn't consider me her friend and mentioned something about my ex who cheated on me, she cal... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1670119712 | 1670177525 | t3_zbxk3r | t5_2to41 | 20,250 | [deleted]: TIFU By having to take a crap and discovering a cult room.
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Nisi-Marie: This made me very curious, so I did a Google visual search on the scarves, and what came up was the goddess Oya. She is an African goddess of weather, part of the Santeria belief system. The pictures that came up of altars looke... | 18 | 1,125 | |
1672025731 | 1672026498 | t3_zve33r | t5_2to41 | 16 | PandaGuzman: TIFU by downloading and an app (and being horny) now I’m being extorted
So I downloaded a new app called Wizz. It’s sorta like I make new friends/ wannabe tinder thing. Wasn’t so bad just trying new stuff. So far going well some people respond some don’t. Mostly looking for girls cause wanna start dating a... | 4 | 4 | |
1670121490 | 1670225200 | t3_zby6c8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | FourEyes4456: TIFU by stopping under a bridge with my partner
This just happened about an hour ago, I'm still shaken up by it
So my partner and I live a bit of a drive from one another, so we don't see each other as often as a lot of teenage couples do. We also have very strict families, so the typical teenage tomfool... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1672027573 | 1672062581 | t3_zvem1i | t5_2to41 | 395 | bigbaronboi: TIFU by giving my uncle anal lube for Christmas
TIFU by accidentally giving my uncle anal lube for Christmas.
I am beyond horrified.
My girlfriend and I live together and have 2 cats. Despite our best efforts, both of our cats find insane ways to get underneath our bed. All gaps have been blocked off, ... | 5 | 79 | |
1670123115 | 1670156367 | t3_zbyqbi | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU up by not thinking properly while betting on a sports game
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hgr129: I'm willing to bet it just cashed out 50 of your 260 and you still have 210 in your account.
As an avid gambler who's used many overseas sites they don't take the winnings just let you cash x amount and leave rhe rest in your... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1672028442 | 1672075460 | t3_zveurc | t5_2to41 | 37 | killerrubberducky: TIFU By Deciding I Would Eat Whatever I Wanted.
So I (19f) found out at the beginning of this month that I am allergic to wheat. I only ever had one episode of needing to give myself an Epi injection bc of anaphylaxis. Anyways, my parents have adjusted pretty nicely to this new lifestyle and have bee... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1672028234 | 1672032062 | t3_zvesmo | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping
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SmittyManJensen_: I honestly mean this in the nicest possible terms: you’ve gotta get your shit together. Are you just going through a long string of bad luck or what?
Woodlogs_: Bad luck and bad decisions. Mostly the latter. I’m on the other end of the tunnel though. I’ve got a jo... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1670125068 | 1670140624 | t3_zbze0v | t5_2to41 | 1,354 | [deleted]: TIFU by fighting my best friend in the street
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BooRoxAlot: Please tell me this was in South Boston. Great tale, OP.
purrhell: Nah, pretty sure it must’ve been Seattle. We had an 8 person fight happen last week and a 10 person fight maybe two days prior to that… 😬
BooRoxAlot: Isn't that a daily stro... | 5 | 270.8 | |
1670126042 | 1670143426 | t3_zbzpd5 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Someguysthrowaway538: TIFU by accidentally hitting a parked car
So yeah, I was planning on watching a movie in theaters and I tried to park my car into this tight empty spot, totally misjudged how much space I had and fucked up my parking job, ended up hitting a car's rear end with my right rear view mirror. I'm 19 and... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1672030987 | 1672053895 | t3_zvfk0d | t5_2to41 | 10,091 | Artichoke_Quirky: TIFU having sex at my bf’s family’s house and ending up in the ER on Boxing Day
I’ve been with my bf for nearly two years, only met his family once last Christmas as we live on the other side of the country. Pretty much, the night before Christmas eve, me and my partner had sex and at one point I felt... | 14 | 720.785714 | |
1672033406 | 1672064914 | t3_zvg7j3 | t5_2to41 | 23 | imapacifist: TIFU by ignoring a broken tooth and being unemployed and broke.
Merry Christmas! My (43M) mouth if fucking killing me and ibuprofen stopped working!
So I’ve been unemployed since the start of the pandemic and have been living off savings and looking to start a new career since then. Some consulting things... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1672034540 | 1672064082 | t3_zvgipr | t5_2to41 | 4,899 | Scrubatl: TIFU by telling my 5yo he could play his game
TLDR: told kid he could play his fake switch game and he actually stuck it inside the cartridge port,
I was on the can, and my 5 yo opens the door and shows me his “switch” game he made. Looked pretty good to me. He cut a piece of cardboard about the right size a... | 7 | 699.857143 | |
1672034812 | 1672063978 | t3_zvgl9s | t5_2to41 | 381 | yax51: TIFU by almost getting me and my family killed
TIFU by almost getting my wife, two kids, and myself killed. We were driving home from my parents after spending the day with them and the rest of the family for Christmas. The roads were a bit icy, so I had slowed down to 45 mph on the freeway. Still was slipping a... | 5 | 76.2 | |
1670711719 | 1670797112 | t3_zi5u6n | t5_2to41 | 5,049 | throwaway78_85: TIFU by wearing a thong (warning: gross)
Edit: I'm gonna answer some questions to clear up a few misconceptions.
I go commando when I wear leggings, but I don't wear leggings all the time. I'm not commando as often as this story probably makes it seem, but the visual marker of me having leggings on de... | 8 | 631.125 | |
1672035715 | 1672091912 | t3_zvgtrq | t5_2to41 | 122 | [deleted]: Tifu by bailing on my boyfriend’s family’s Christmas
I love him with all my heart and met his huge family for the first time since we started dating 6 months ago. The day began with his father picking Fox News-fueled political fights with me every time my bf left the room. I’d literally be sitting on the sof... | 15 | 8.133333 | |
1672035987 | 1672046418 | t3_zvgw80 | t5_2to41 | 19 | FrozenHoneyflakes: TIFU by drinking way too much alcohol the night before.
Yesterday was Christmas and I was out with my family for some quality time together.
We were back home around 7 pm , and decided to put a nice family movie on while me and my dad mutually agreed upon having a few drinks and getting ourselves so... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1670375775 | 1670953775 | t3_zeo433 | t5_2to41 | 15,133 | [deleted]: TIFU I Overdosed my family on Thanksgiving
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isingthedarkness: I once brought some infused gingerbread cookies for Thanksgiving. Willing participants only also. My pops kept eating them, having a great time. Got too stoned, woke up in the middle of the night with munchies and ate leftovers from th... | 14 | 1,080.928571 | |
1672040128 | 1673081345 | t3_zvhxdo | t5_2to41 | 6 | BeingGayIsPrettyGay: TIFU by breaking up with my girlfriend the day after Christmas and 5 days before her birthday
I haven’t talked to my girlfriend in a little while and I’m currently halfway across the continent from her, so when she brought up how I haven’t been talking, I thought “why not break the news that I wann... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1670140048 | 1670142590 | t3_zc3ses | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading a comment my husband posted online.
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iamarubberglove: Did your husband consent to having his phone looked through? it seems like he just made bad joke on social media and you’re taking it personally. It’s not like you found him hitting up some ladies DMs. This comment is relatively t... | 3 | 3 | |
1672045356 | 1672050559 | t3_zvj80e | t5_2to41 | 12 | i-yeet-a-lot: TIFU by using my mom's "adult toy" as a back massager.
Today I fucked up by using my mom's new sex toy as a back massager. Let me explain. Also, English isn't my first language, so sorry it there's grammar/spelling mistakes.
For context, I'm a female teenager. My family has this tradition where we open p... | 4 | 3 | |
1672045304 | 1672069143 | t3_zvj7jk | t5_2to41 | 11 | WorstLuckButBestLuck: TIFU by cooking to cope with the holidays
I am not a good cook, far from it. I work in food service, but like any sane person who can't follow a recipe, or make a roux, or bake—I dodge all cooking responsibilities like my life depends on it. I know all the cross contamination rules, regularly go a... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1672049183 | 1672096452 | t3_zvk4x1 | t5_2to41 | 43 | JolissaMassacre: TIFU by accidentally cutting my nipple.
My clumsiness took itself to the next level. After hitting my head hard enough for a skull bruise & a concussion at work, I somehow managed to cut my nipple, when I wanted to shave my armpit.
TIFU & it burns like hell, idk how I managed to not accidental... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1670145068 | 1670150435 | t3_zc538x | t5_2to41 | 34 | WhichConsequence2642: TIFU by killing my gfs dog.
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ImdaPrincesse2: You literally abused a dog to death.
I hope she calls the police. You are disgusting.
WhichConsequence2642: She was ok, walking along side me, when I sent her out the dog door.
ImdaPrincesse2: Per your post "I angrily grabbed her by the bandan... | 19 | 1.789474 | |
1670800983 | 1670960308 | t3_zjebcd | t5_2to41 | 16,543 | CheeseIsAHypothesis: TIFU By forgetting what my wife was wearing.
So my wife has an identical twin sister. it's incredibly difficult to tell them apart if I don't make a mental note of what she is wearing before we go to family gatherings. Even then, they tend to wear eerily similar outfits, without any planning. I gue... | 12 | 1,378.583333 | |
1672065359 | 1672117173 | t3_zvkx71 | t5_2to41 | 1,386 | meme_used: This would be an incredible ice breaker
Like you walk into his hospital room and go "I told you so"
GingerBreadRacing: I have a similar relationship with one of my friends and this is exactly what I would say first.
Followed by “glad you made it” or something along those lines of course
FaustusC: I was in... | 8 | 173.25 | |
1672052692 | 1672697595 | t3_zvkyvj | t5_2to41 | 30 | babysushiroll: TIFU by getting too stoned to function
Let me preface by saying that I came from an Asian country where drugs (yes, even weed) is illegal. I only got a taste of illegal weed a few times in my entire life, so when I flew to a European country for my holiday break, I was delighted when I found a cannabis s... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1670145001 | 1670199260 | t3_zc52iu | t5_2to41 | 490 | needadviceonshybf: TIFU by getting two friends to date
So, I (32M) have a small group of friends. But because I moved a lot growing up they are all from different places and most don't know each other, only hear about the others cuz I talk about them. Anyways, I have two lesbian friends, let's call them Alicia (28F) an... | 5 | 98 | |
1672054118 | 1672069842 | t3_zvlayx | t5_2to41 | 13 | sdaweer: TIFU by yelling at my brother for the stupidest reason.
Yesterday was Christmas, and every year on Christmas we have a play at my church. I was Jesus, once more. I was on the cellphone a bit before my part starting, since I had like 3 minutes before it did. When my part came up, I rushed since there was a ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1670374346 | 1670559858 | t3_zenmf8 | t5_2to41 | 18,605 | jaredhaftel: TIFU by accidentally calling my boss "mom" during a meeting
So today I (35m) was in a meeting with my boss (27f) and a few other coworkers discussing a new project we were working on. We were going over some details and my boss was explaining something to me when I accidentally called her "mom."
I immedia... | 13 | 1,431.153846 | |
1672054265 | 1672103067 | t3_zvlca7 | t5_2to41 | 429 | HorselessCarousel: TIFU By Steaming My Sinuses
Short backstory: wife got COVID 10 days ago, eventually infected me and here we are. She is way better at managing these sorts of things, I usually just get on with it.
As with a lot of the world, COVID has kicked the shit outta me more than expected. I thought I was sold... | 4 | 107.25 | |
1670150179 | 1670152458 | t3_zc6gm2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: tifu by slapping a girl's ass
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Caesar_cz: Dude, you're 14, first of all, stop doing drugs!
Robyrobt1: almost 15. but i do it responsibly
Devittraisedto2: > doing drugs
> responsibly
Choose one
Robyrobt1: idk. i like the balance of both.
whats-reddit17: Until your mind develops there's no suc... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1670153866 | 1670213426 | t3_zc7mys | t5_2to41 | 5,597 | forest_fae98: TIFU by letting my daughter try coffee
I (24f) have twin babies (1, m&f). As kids do they’re always trying to get into EVERYTHING, especially if it’s something they see Mama with often- like my phone and my coffee.
This morning I was drinking my first cup and it’s 6am. My daughter is awake and on my... | 10 | 559.7 | |
1670152317 | 1670163188 | t3_zc747a | t5_2to41 | 36 | Slight-Potential-818: TIFU I left my long lost sex toys on top of my closet while my friend was helping me move
Throwaway cause I'm too embarrassed :D
So yeah, I'm in the middle of moving and had my strictly platonic, not so close friend help me with bigger furniture yesterday.
Couple days ago I found some sex toys t... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1672060145 | 1672166515 | t3_zvmsts | t5_2to41 | 29 | midnghtsquattr: TIFU by hitting my boyfriend in the balls
Christmas came and went great and last night we invited our friends over for some drinks. I ended up getting pretty drunk, not quite typical for me, and we were all having a great time. Well everyone is sitting on the couch and i’m sitting on some beanbags lower... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1672061674 | 1672098864 | t3_zvn8k5 | t5_2to41 | 4,445 | Bluecycle00: TIFU by spending the night with an old friend
Tl;dr at the end. Obligatory YIFU. I (26f) met a guy I’ll call Rob(26m) in our final year of college. We quickly became friends and spent some time together in classes and around campus. Nothing ever happened but I always thought he was attractive and funny, an... | 5 | 889 | |
1672062573 | 1672165593 | t3_zvnic0 | t5_2to41 | 2,574 | monterreynights: TIFU by sending someone to Hell
I'll make this short because I'm still at work, this just happened.
I work at a fast food restaurant, and we offer a breakfast meal that comes w pork sausage.
That wouldn't usually be a problem, but you see today I had a customer who ate that without knowing the sausag... | 10 | 257.4 | |
1672062416 | 1672070326 | t3_zvngms | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by not staying quiet.
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WiggyDaulby: You shouldn’t feel bad, she needs help because she has a pattern of behaviour that she cannot sustain; as proven by her trying to regain control by threatening to hurt herself if you go. She needs to be surrounded with people she doesn’t know who can make log... | 6 | 9 | |
1670159370 | 1670160653 | t3_zc9gy1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Traditional-Case6254: TIFU by trying to cook spaghetti in the dishwasher
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Kayman718: Not that I ever have or would but you can cook in the dishwasher. My cousin was invited to a coworker’s home for dinner and was surprised to hear the turkey had been cooked in the dishwasher. I was skeptical until I looked on ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1672061620 | 1672094528 | t3_zvn80h | t5_2to41 | 206 | AmberrTurrd: TIFU by eating pizza for lunch
Obligatory didnt happen today blah blah blah, happened a few days ago but I still cant handle the embarrassment and im using a throwaway.
TLDR at the bottom. Honestly, I never thought I would ever have a TIFU worthy submission here, but here we go.
I (23F) have just arrive... | 5 | 41.2 | |
1670160722 | 1670253746 | t3_zc9w2a | t5_2to41 | 18 | Low-Piccolo7003: TIFU by accidentally sending a sext to my grandma
I can't believe this just happened to me. I was trying to send a sexy picture to my boyfriend, but I accidentally sent it to my grandma instead. I know, I know, it sounds like something straight out of a sitcom, but trust me, it's not funny.
I was in m... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1670162980 | 1670181308 | t3_zcamd3 | t5_2to41 | 24 | TheContralto: TIFU by taking a traditional flu remedy with a twist
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So, I (24NB) have been down with a cold, or flu, or anything tbh, for a few days now. The most annoying thing is that it gives me throat issues - phlegm overload, painful swallowing, temporary loss of voice, you name it. Been treating ... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1670164799 | 1670255079 | t3_zcbcf8 | t5_2to41 | 19,127 | LostMyBunty: TIFU - by damaging my MIL's ass.
I'm an avid chili pepper grower, this season I've grown more than ever before, I grow mainly Chocolate Habanero and Trinidad Scorpion. If you're not a chili fan then all you need to know that these are punishingly spicy.
Due to having a bumper crop I've cleared out all of... | 15 | 1,275.133333 | |
1670164304 | 1670231945 | t3_zcb5cf | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: tifu by giving my credit card info to a scammer
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AcrobaticSource3: > its balance is empty rn
Is this a debit card, with no balance in your bank account? Because if it is a credit card, I don’t understand what you mean that the balance is empty
XWF79: which one lets you use only the money you put... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1672069761 | 1672070869 | t3_zvpvtl | t5_2to41 | 32 | throwawayyy138362: TIFU by not calling my hit, and repeatedly getting shot in the head by a coworker
This happened a few days ago.
Went to a paintball arena with a few office co-workers to celebrate our year.
There was an introduction period where they gave us the gist of what to be doing, but I guess I missed some p... | 4 | 8 | |
1670164583 | 1670214370 | t3_zcb9cp | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking and getting with my friend’s ex after two days of hanging out with him
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AcrobaticSource3: I can’t tell, what exactly happened here? Were you just spending quality close time with the ex like you normally do and began to catch feelings? Or did the 2 of you take it the next step and ki... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1670165387 | 1670208409 | t3_zcbl0o | t5_2to41 | 13 | IhateTomScott: TIFU by taking a spill!
As I was getting ready for work this morning, I was in a rush and completely forgot to tie my shoes. I didn't think much of it at the time, but as I was walking down the street, I suddenly felt my foot slip out of my shoe.
I tried to catch myself, but it was too late. I fell to t... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1672069907 | 1672084165 | t3_zvpxmj | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking KFC in the metro.
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Squigglepig52: Why the fuck would you put the drink in the bag?
SavageSniperrr: Mental disability.
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1672071873 | 1672079196 | t3_zvqmr2 | t5_2to41 | 33 | not_thatguyagain: TIFU by ruining my chances of getting into a relationship.
I 20M, matched on tinder with her 20F about a year and a half ago, we couldn't really see each other for some time because she didn't live near me. She moved to my city for studies and we went on a date which didn't really end up well because ... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1672070483 | 1672120096 | t3_zvq50t | t5_2to41 | 134 | Internal-Car8922: TIFU (actually TMIFU) and had to sit out Christmas dinner.
I say TMIFU, because it is more like "This Month I Fucked Up". But the price came due in time for Christmas.
Last year at this time, I was routinely working 100 hour weeks. I was a machine. Then, in the spring, I had a serious health crises -... | 7 | 19.142857 | |
1670171680 | 1670255968 | t3_zce9ut | t5_2to41 | 252 | Dark-one03: TIFU by accidentally have my boyfriends email opened
Throw away as I don’t know if he has Reddit.
I (24F) am currently at my mates (25M) we’ll call him J, house and I am at a TOTAL lost. Little info for context: I met J through work. We hit it off right away and almost immediately started having casual hook... | 16 | 15.75 | |
1672076588 | 1672085278 | t3_zvsbp5 | t5_2to41 | 47 | LORE-above-ALL09: TIFU by think i was a shoe size 10 but in facts a size 8 (UK sizes)
For the last 10 years i been wearing size 10 shoes thinking that was my shoe size but in fact i am a shoe size 8. I found out when my mum who is size 8 bought new shoes and it was in the living room and I decided to try it on after i ... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1672078648 | 1672133898 | t3_zvt3u9 | t5_2to41 | 144 | Twighdark: TIFU by asking my dad where to dispose of a melted charger.
While I was home alone, I smelled something burning in my room, and obviously freaked out a bit; It turned out to be the only magnetic contact charger of one of the adult toys I own, and since it had obviously somehow broken enough to start melting ... | 5 | 28.8 | |
1672079713 | 1672081207 | t3_zvti8a | t5_2to41 | 18 | coalcelTIFU: TIFU by giving my son coal for Christmas
Title really says it all.
Some background: my wife and I swap out who will buy Christmas presents each year. Two years ago I bought them, last year she bought them, this year it was my job again. My son is 10 years old.
We had a tough year financially - I lost my ... | 3 | 6 | |
1672080792 | 1672109203 | t3_zvtwz7 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Throwa_Prize_419: TIFU by believing in a lifetime chance from Tinder girl
Not a TIFU per se, but a long-lasting FU (LLFU)
A small background. I browse Tinder from time to time, not for hookups, but when I feel lonely. However, considering how much time it requires to persuade a girl to go out with you I rarely chat w... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1672080491 | 1672162232 | t3_zvtsrh | t5_2to41 | 129 | princess_bunni: TIFU trying to seduce my partner and ended up with chemical burns
Mandatory this happened 5 months ago. I don't think I've ever been in that much pain in my life. This was due to my own stupidity. It's been quiet in the bedroom so I (27F) thought I'd tidy up a bit with some nair and seduce my partner (4... | 7 | 18.428571 | |
1670180403 | 1670182251 | t3_zci7mk | t5_2to41 | 36 | Clear-Scholar5720: TIFU- By inviting my bosses brother over and beat him up with my nephew
This happened last night me and my wife just moved to this new state last year and we have had some luck with finding friends her better then me. So this guy at work seems pretty cool and I’m used to inviting people over for drin... | 9 | 4 | |
1672088269 | 1672104650 | t3_zvwpk3 | t5_2to41 | 54 | Silver_Profession_44: TIFU by teaching my son a slur through K-pop
Eveyday while cooking I listen to a playlist I made a long time ago. I like the feeling of nostalgia while cooking.
My son (5) likes to help with certain dishes and thus listens to the music aswell.
One of the songs is "2NE1 - I am the best". I liked ... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1672080814 | 1672095473 | t3_zvtx9i | t5_2to41 | 19 | X_x_mattie_x_X: TIFU by paying $60 for a subscription with $1 in my bank account thinking it was a free trial
Like the title says, I tried to get a free trial on Rakuten Viki (which I have done before with no problem and it offered me a free trial) but it still charged me for a yearly subscription. I have already reque... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1672091955 | 1672149193 | t3_zvy4sx | t5_2to41 | 1,251 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally identifying myself, my brand, and my company as "Sh*t Head"
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aifo: At some point in their career, every software developer learns not to use offensive placeholder data because it ended up visible to the client.
One of the testers i worked with used the names of dictators for th... | 10 | 125.1 | |
1670183896 | 1670259455 | t3_zcjsh1 | t5_2to41 | 106 | Desperate-Tip-8846: TIFU by trying to spice up sex life and ending up with a sprained ankle.
My partner and I had been feeling a little bored in the bedroom, so I decided to surprise them with some new sex toys. I ordered a few different ones online, including a pair of handcuffs and a swing.
I thought it would be a f... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1670185731 | 1670268271 | t3_zckmu7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Joelikis: TIFU by thinking I was being sneaky and taking a nap at work
I was having a really rough day at work and was feeling exhausted. I decided to take a little nap at my desk, thinking I could sneak in a quick power nap and no one would notice. I closed my eyes and started to drift off, when I heard a loud knock o... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1670187846 | 1670228175 | t3_zcllxt | t5_2to41 | 96 | dansel__: TIFU by sending $1200 to a scammer trying to sell my camera
Ok a little context to the situation. I am a 19 year old film student living in Sydney, Australia planning to relocate in the city next year. I had about $1200 in my savers account which I know isn’t much, but since I was planning to move in with my ... | 6 | 16 | |
1670189947 | 1670202376 | t3_zcmle1 | t5_2to41 | 247 | -firead-: TIFU by posting on Reddit
I've been a redditor for a while and one thing I regret was nuking my original account like a decade ago because someone I'd share it with started sending my posts to another person I knew IRL.
Since then, I figured I'm going to post about what I want and not worry so much about thi... | 8 | 30.875 | |
1672095909 | 1672166869 | t3_zvzogt | t5_2to41 | 325 | mirrorspirit: TIFU by spending my entire below zero Christmas weekend without heat
Like nearly everywhere else in North America, the place where I live was hit hard this weekend with below zero temperatures and really low windchills. My workplace closed early on Thursday and remained closed from Friday to Monday.
My ... | 7 | 46.428571 | |
1672098637 | 1672181483 | t3_zw0pk2 | t5_2to41 | 449 | Playful-Sea1012: TIFU cause my gf almost broke up with me
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Acadia1337: Either you’re a complete idiot or you’re lying.
ShorkieMom: My bet is on this just being some weird fantasy OP has.
BillyShears2015: Post history seems to imply the latter.
muaddict071537: Oh gosh now I went through the post history. Defini... | 10 | 44.9 | |
1672100689 | 1672163778 | t3_zw1i0r | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing to socialize.
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EatYourCheckers: I'm so sorry! Thankfully (I guess) my husband went through a bit of a bushcrafting stage early covid. We never hike without food, water, raingear, blankets, and his knife. Hiking kills! Don't agree again unless you bring your own well-stocked pack. An... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1670194280 | 1670196475 | t3_zcoko7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my gf what she did with another dude while we were broken up
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misterjive: So you dumped her but you're mad she didn't still act like she was your property after you dumped her?
PracticalRace7773: no i’m mad that she lied to me for 6 months about what she did
misterjive: Well, keep in ... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1670425125 | 1670503489 | t3_zf3617 | t5_2to41 | 1,624 | idkwtdnow2: TIFU (update) by saying something horrible about my child
A lot of you asked me for an update so I decided to let you know how we are doing
First of all thank you for your amazing advices. They certainly helped.
Having my sister over for a week was also good for her. She is better than me when it comes to... | 4 | 406 | |
1670196171 | 1670256220 | t3_zcpdse | t5_2to41 | 8 | drsoothe: TIFU by confusing US date &time formatting with my own.
This actually happened 10 minutes ago.
I am a massive Legend of Zelda fan - collected all of the games & original consoles to play said games. After 200 + hours into Breath of the Wild, I was so excited for the new game (BOTW 2 at the time).
Ca... | 4 | 2 | |
1672105367 | 1672132083 | t3_zw36yz | t5_2to41 | 1,328 | ThePartyWagon: TIFU by exploding Grandma’s glass shower door into a million pieces
Alright, so this actually happened today, 4 hours ago.
I’ve been staying with my in-laws for the holidays and they’ve been such great hosts. Dinners, drinks, movies, games, the whole Christmas nine yards.
My wife’s grandma lives on the... | 6 | 221.333333 | |
1672108311 | 1672166095 | t3_zw48d9 | t5_2to41 | 849 | tobydiah: TIFU by Saving an Invasive Species
The past 2 days have been sub50 degrees Fahrenheit (sub10 Celsius to save anyone conversion time) in South Florida, which is fairly unusual.
I found a green iguana nearly dead at my door; and, I instinctively brought it inside, put it in a large plastic container, warmed it... | 11 | 77.181818 | |
1670203572 | 1670205939 | t3_zcskoj | t5_2to41 | 14 | 0juan2345: TIFU by calling out my wife at linner.
Well f@ck me for looking out.
My son caught my “WTF”look as my family and I sat to eat an early dinner. Long story short, we had pizza for dinner the day before and both my wife had stomach discomfort issues but not the kids. Fast forward today, her and I ran an errand... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1670203357 | 1670268588 | t3_zcshf8 | t5_2to41 | 2,977 | [deleted]: TIFU by having to take a crap and discovering a cult room UPDATE + another fuck up.
Hi folks. I'm sorry that this came in so late, I had a very long talk with my parents and more than a few revelations.
You may remember me from [this post](https://camas.unddit.com/#{%22author%22:%22TheWednesdayEffect%22,%22... | 12 | 248.083333 | |
1670207359 | 1670277123 | t3_zcu5hr | t5_2to41 | 49 | Rdikin: TIFU - by never doing Santa or the elf thing until this year, and now my child is having an existential crisis.
I've never been big on holidays due to growing up in a cult, and so I never made Christmas a big thing besides doing a tree and presents.
I've always done the holidays, but they've never had that sp... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1670208398 | 1670254542 | t3_zcuksr | t5_2to41 | 4,977 | GingerFoxii: TIFU by dressing as my gf's favorite cartoon character in bedroom
So my (26M) girlfriend (27F) has been watching this popular show for about a while, and she absolutely loves one of the characters of the show. She loves him so much to the point where she quotes him randomly or searchs up compilation such a... | 8 | 622.125 | |
1670208549 | 1670260313 | t3_zcumy7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | randomdude221221: TIFU By Repiercing my Ears
TL;DR: Didn't just repierce my ear. Pierced a new exit hole. Now have two exit holes in my ear. Pretty gnarly infection.
Hi guys, first time posting on this sub so bare with me.
Recently have been wearing earrings again after not wearing them for months. I don't know if it... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1672124532 | 1672166747 | t3_zw9f32 | t5_2to41 | 1 | CaptainPunisher: TIFU - IN CAGE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOUR WERE ON r/TIFU. Bad jokes at the BULLSEYE right before closing
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Dark0ra: u ok?
CaptainPunisher: Automod really pissed me off. Otherwise, yeah.
Limp_Will16: I tend to agree. If the story is less than a few paragraphs, does it really need a tldr?
But I don’t ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1672125345 | 1672126224 | t3_zw9n84 | t5_2to41 | 20 | theapothecarium: TIFU by being scared shitless of a cockroach.
TIFU by being scared shitless of a cockroach
The first part of this here tale is going to sound like it belongs to r/iamverybadass, but bare with me.
I (27m) don't usually see myself as a cowardly guy. I've been stabbed, shot at, fought in a amateur boxin... | 5 | 4 | |
1672124799 | 1672161501 | t3_zw9hrb | t5_2to41 | 19 | 0reoThief: TIFU by not knowing the difference between a muffin and a baby
TL;DR at the end. Obligatory "technically" this happened yesterday, about 8 hours ago. So I (M27) went with my fiancée (F28) to her family's Christmas celebration. I get along great with her family and they like me because I treat her well and I ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1672126325 | 1672261882 | t3_zw9x4t | t5_2to41 | 311 | [deleted]: TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house
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maeby_surely_funke: Don’t sweat it. Your parents assume you do this, they just don’t want to think about it. Just like you assume they have sex but don’t want to think about it. They probably didn’t hear it—but even ... | 10 | 31.1 | |
1672126974 | 1672131965 | t3_zwa38b | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling girlfriend I don't like her family
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Darktenzi: Its like... okay to not be big on your gf's family... my gf like despises my mom... it is what it is, you shouldnt have to like walk on eggshells about it. I feel since she knew you were already not super i to her fam she maybe should ha... | 5 | 3 | |
1672129528 | 1672237516 | t3_zwar2y | t5_2to41 | 13 | Vast_Manufacturer_74: TIFU By letting my co worker eat my shit!
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Devittraisedto2: So
Instead of bringing up to your manager
You took matters into your own hands in the most obscene and disgusting way, and don't think you did anything wrong?
You're an adult and your solution is to act like a child, no shit ... | 15 | 0.866667 | |
1670214023 | 1670242091 | t3_zcwo4f | t5_2to41 | 60 | DinahDelightful: TIFU by watching a markiplier video.
TL;DR: I accidentally overheard my parents fucking.
Yep. Heres the backstory, literally just happened, but anyways:
I (f17) was hiding in my room as usual at around 9 o’clock, which us when my parents go to bed. Mom shouts at me from the living room “We’re going t... | 4 | 15 | |
1670215143 | 1670216482 | t3_zcx1v2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by proposing to my girlfriend
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PEneoark: Propose to her for real if you want to marry her
No_Milk_9459: I will, I would like to get like a ring and plan something a bit more romantic then a half drunk night a Christmas party
PEneoark: Make it happen. You got this.
aussie_nub: Yeah, I don't thi... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1672131118 | 1672173180 | t3_zwb59s | t5_2to41 | 13,397 | Super_Stranger_9312: TIFU by watching gay furry content on monitored WiFi
UPDATE: Spoke to my dad this morning. Everything seems normal, but he's pretty good about keeping things under wraps until he wants to bring them up. My mom has left the house to go.. Somewhere? Things seem OK for now. Will update again if anythi... | 14 | 956.928571 | |
1672134852 | 1672169951 | t3_zwc2wj | t5_2to41 | 32 | tiredofmyfeelings: TIFU for texting my ex merry Christmas
I dont know what I was thinking. I told her merry Christmas, we started texting, we were drunk, and we started telling each other good things.
We talked that we were attracted to each other, and wanted to have sex jokingly.
We had a three month relationship one... | 11 | 2.909091 | |
1672135360 | 1672288240 | t3_zwc7rf | t5_2to41 | 40 | staterho: TIFU by chasing a shoplifter
I work at a grocery store as one of the members of management. Shoplifting is a daily occurrence and most of the time I’ll just let it go and write up a report to our corporate security so they can watch the CCTV footage, send out a bulletin with suspect and vehicle description to... | 10 | 4 | |
1670220328 | 1670221402 | t3_zcyqtu | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU acting like a Karen
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nsanity27: Bruh just take your drink and leave. Have you never cracked a single joke with a coworker before? It’s a way to relieve tension and it’s not like everyone involved didn’t already know that the one employee fucked up. It’s not your job to enforce quality control a... | 5 | 2 |
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