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1412912075 | 1412955584 | t3_2itpiz | t5_2to41 | 6 | Itchy_Rabbit: TIFU by using the community gear
So, I volunteer as a little league umpire over the summer. This year, the guy who runs it has been asking me to help out as an umpire for “fall ball”.
The other day, he texted me and asked if I could ump a game. I said yes.
I got to the field and grabbed some of the co... | 3 | 2 | |
1412915917 | 1412920034 | t3_2itusi | t5_2to41 | 9 | IkeandMikes23: TIFU a story I must share. (nsfw)
MastadonLFC: That sucks.
3_if_by_air: That bites.
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1412914997 | 1412974828 | t3_2ittmv | t5_2to41 | 18 | TIFUashamed: TIFU by Being curiousexfuck
So one day i decided to masturbate , the end, Just kidding. I turned on the hot water and sat in the tub, grabbed the oil, then lubed up.I was imagining her and the thought of her feet came to mind.I imagined her using them to please me and got super turned on. i sat up and r... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1412914709 | 1412950701 | t3_2itt8w | t5_2to41 | 12 | BrownTown90: TIFU By driving my dads car.
My car did not pass inspection so I had to drive my dads spare car until we could sort the situation out.
My father likes to mess with the car himself, and a couple weeks ago he "fixed" an issue with a rear wheel.
On my way home from school I noticed the car making some noise... | 3 | 4 | |
1412916892 | 1412918888 | t3_2itvzt | t5_2to41 | 26 | ChocolateBadger: TIFU by admitting my crush on my best friend
Well, it was gonna happen sooner or later.
I've had a crush on this girl for three years now. I mean, it wasn't too bad for the first two, but recently it started getting really bad. It was just becoming a little too much to bear.
Her boyfriend had broken ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1412923051 | 1412930149 | t3_2iu2w5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | LikeWizardSleeves: TIFU by using a new bodywash
chopperspotter: Please expound on the ability to compare the two sensations
LikeWizardSleeves: So.. isn't it normal to put ice against the asshole?
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1412932293 | 1412956127 | t3_2iuav2 | t5_2to41 | 955 | Count_Orlag: TIFU by accidentally insulting a fat woman
So I was having a bad morning, late for work again and I'm irritated as fuck. I arrived at the office building late and to add to my fury, I had to wait for the elevator to come down with a bunch of guys. Normally, you would wish that the elevator would close imme... | 14 | 68.214286 | |
1412932445 | 1412948129 | t3_2iuazg | t5_2to41 | 7 | FiishFucker: TIFU by shaving off my only beard hair.
Basically, I was s(h)itting on the toilet and I saw my father's new electric razor mounted upon the wall, so I take it and start screwing around with it then started gliding the razor around my face (with the plastic guard on, of course) to test the gyro head of it w... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412931180 | 1412961435 | t3_2iu9we | t5_2to41 | 289 | zachbot1: TIFU by causing my ex to have a seizure by semi popping her anal cherry
Sorry for another TIFU that actually happened years ago, but I am fairly new to Reddit. If I'd known about it back then, it would have actually been TIFU. But I digress...
Several years ago I started to seriously date a girl, let's cal... | 4 | 72.25 | |
1412941872 | 1412949303 | t3_2iujrg | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by replying to a comment.
rya11111: Removed. Rule 5.
[deleted]: Why? I didn't use any usernames. I didn't even mention the subreddit's name in the main post.
rya11111: Maybe but I am sure that's not hard to find out. I already see a post on subredditdrama. Kindly do not use this forum for drama and bri... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1412942613 | 1412943364 | t3_2iukkr | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my crush have a orgasm in class
I'm currently in high school and my crush who is also a really close friend of mine sits in front of me, I always grab her leg and untie her shoe and she forces me to tie it again, not sure why but I really enjoyed toying with her, one day she discovers that I'm... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412944119 | 1412944781 | t3_2ium2t | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to my son's Math Night at school
A little background: I'm a type 1 diabetic and have been since I was 16 (31 now), but my last A1C was a 6.8 and I take really good care of my sugar because I'd like to keep my feet, eyesight, etc.
So, my 9 yr old's Math Night was last night, and since my husb... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1412944621 | 1412968372 | t3_2iumrm | t5_2to41 | 6 | powless77: TIFU by letting my friend use my computer over night.
So a bit of back story before I start this. My friend is a bit of an asshole. He's always blamed me for some of his mistakes. But all in all he's been there with me through my parent's divorce and losing my grandma to cancer a while back.
Fast forwa... | 6 | 1 | |
1412945896 | 1412946791 | t3_2iuoci | t5_2to41 | 6 | ProllyBeAGirlSoon: TIFU by going to a job interview.
TIFU by going to a job interview.
So lately, I've been a little down for reasons I'm not going to get into here. Regardless, I figured I'd apply for some entry level jobs to see if can boost my morale a little by being offered a job (don't judge). In any case, I get ... | 3 | 2 | |
1412948522 | 1412957515 | t3_2ius33 | t5_2to41 | 648 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my mom a picture of me eating out my girlfriend
First off, this happend today.
While on vacation with my girlfriend, we decided to have some extra time and do some things, fast forward today, while texting my mom vacation pictures, I accidentally texted her a picture of me eating out my girl... | 10 | 64.8 | |
1412948884 | 1412984169 | t3_2iusl0 | t5_2to41 | 1 | lifeonstandby: TIFU while texting a girl I liked
I've known this girl for about 3 months now and we've been pretty good friends. I got introduced to her by another close friend at a party. We started texting a bit back then. Now we basically text each other everyday. She has told me a lot about her past and why she is ... | 9 | 0.111111 | |
1412947749 | 1412957933 | t3_2iuqyv | t5_2to41 | 14 | crisothetank: TIFU by trying something new
So I've been ill over the last couple of days with a virus, and had eaten very little until today because I'd lost my appetite. I came out of philosophy class today and suddenly found myself ravenous. I walked into town and looked for something to eat, and came across one of t... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1412948502 | 1412958203 | t3_2ius1x | t5_2to41 | 2 | DaedalusBornAgain: TIFU By wearing a Tie to work?
DaedalusBornAgain: Co-Worker told me to get an eye-patch. That way there'd be no confusion on to what the Jolly Roger is referring to.
Blackflag421: Coworker is smart.
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1412949020 | 1412973831 | t3_2iussr | t5_2to41 | 79 | willumzegerman: TIFU by trying to help a guy see the bright side
I've lurked this sub for a while but never wanted to post any of my stories. Decided to put one up from a while back.
I used to work for a traveling lab, going around to nursing homes and other facilities to collect blood (and other) specimens for testi... | 7 | 11.285714 | |
1412951693 | 1413004479 | t3_2iuwwu | t5_2to41 | 48 | surfnaked187: TIFU by blocking my neighbors car in...or did I???
So a little back story on the incident. I just moved into a nice quiet neighborhood on a dead end street. At the end of the street on the left there is a turn around spot so you can...you know, turn around. Well, the ass hole neighbor on the end of the st... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1412951492 | 1412958336 | t3_2iuwl6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | bipolarSamanth0r: TIFU By really wanting 20 bucks
So this didn't happen recently, it happened over 10 years ago when I was attending a rather prestigious Anglican prep/high school. I was in year 10 at the time and I was also really troubled. That doesn't explain my actions however.
So this is how it went, one day I wa... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1412952440 | 1413002670 | t3_2iuy8z | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking if I was alone in my own home (NSFW)
So this literally just happened about 30 minutes ago.
On Friday's it's usually my off day. I don't have classes on Friday's and this means I literally have the whole house to myself between 8-2 after my parents and siblings have left for work and sch... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1412952955 | 1413012254 | t3_2iuz4s | t5_2to41 | 9,860 | JustHereForDrama: TIFU by telling my co-worker I like her.
This just happened. A little background, we both work in IT and I've know her for 3 years.
I have a huge crush on her for a long time but I was just too chicken and didn't have enough courage to ask her out.
Fast forward to today, I was bored and waiting for m... | 13 | 758.461538 | |
1412952608 | 1412971171 | t3_2iuyj0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | derekiv: TIFU by taking a nap
I was really tired after studying for two upcoming mid-terms, so I decided to drink a soda, then take a two hour nap. After all, you do better on exams after you've gotten a decent rest, right? Nope. I wake up and realize instead of a two hour nap, I've taken more like a nine hour nap, and... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1412946089 | 1412963111 | t3_2iuom7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | SnipleRifer: TIFU by running to the bus
I guess it was only a matter of time before my schadenfreude caught up with me and forced me to post since I love this subreddit so much...
TIFU by running to the bus I take to work because I was a minute behind schedule this morning. How did I fuck up? Well I didn't see the si... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1412953541 | 1413017447 | t3_2iv058 | t5_2to41 | 347 | SteelWithIt: TIFU by Asking My Girlfriends Vagina About the Resistance
(Actually yesterday)
So me and my girlfriend were just chilling around the house
NBD NBD because we're just watching some shitty ghost shows with her mom.
Her mom starts to head out to go pick up some food from a thai place about 20 minutes away ... | 9 | 38.555556 | |
1412953653 | 1412969547 | t3_2iv0co | t5_2to41 | 23 | Fake-LGBT: TIFU by taking advantage of a screwed up America
This is a multi-day story. I just graduated from a top 50 university and was feeling on top of the world. I was in the top of the class grade wise, had a good number of friends and for the most part was ready to take on the real world. The only issue, I didn't... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1412956641 | 1413135355 | t3_2iv5kg | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to change my pants in a parking lot at night.
So technically this happened last night but I was too busy to write it out (and possibly too embarrassed)
Any way, I am 18 years old and commute to my local college from my home. It's about a 25 minute drive on a good day, and I absolutely hate it... | 4 | 5 | |
1412956351 | 1413036369 | t3_2iv52t | t5_2to41 | 6 | Lakstoties: TIFU while trying to save my main aquarium.
So, a long while back I was gifted a guppy tank when my old roommate moved out. The bastard started it while he was there because heard of my long history with dealing with guppies. (A 6th grade science experiment that last for 5+ years and grew to two tanks unt... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1412957013 | 1413076397 | t3_2iv675 | t5_2to41 | 6 | WellThisIsAwko: TIFU by screaming "Autism"
I'm a regular gamer, I play on steam a lot. Mainly CS:GO, Dayz, stuff of that matter. Well, on one of these community servers that I'm a regular on, whenever someone messes up big time you call them "Autistic" for their idiotic ways. This is where my problem begins..
One aft... | 3 | 2 | |
1412955271 | 1413032977 | t3_2iv345 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Akiba2012: Tifu by locking myself in my flat.
Tifu by breaking the key off in my lock on the inside of my new flat.
A bit of back story, me and my best friend got a place together exactly nine days ago, we've had our share of teething issues with it because it's our first place and we've moved out from living with pa... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1412960754 | 1412961237 | t3_2ivd4c | t5_2to41 | 2 | sauceybitch: 'TIFU', by thinking I gave bad hand jobs.
sauceybitch: saucey bitch is a cougar town 'andy' quote.. which i realise now sounds douche.....
sauceybitch: maybe cougar have bursitis to, awareness...\
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1412960994 | 1412961608 | t3_2ivdjz | t5_2to41 | 7 | ProblemPie: TIFU by obliterating an iPod and threatening to murder a woman
Preface: I've been working some long shifts lately, while also contending with several other situations that are pushing my stress tolerance to its maximum. Today I was scheduled to work a typical eight hour shift, 4 PM to 12 AM, then come back ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412961049 | 1412962247 | t3_2ivdnc | t5_2to41 | 5 | Aflylion: TIFU by giving some girl an asthma attack with a dog whistle
Ghostsoldier37: You're kind of a asshole for doing that.
vonmoos: How was he to know a dog whistle would cause that? Who ever heard of that happening??
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1412960627 | 1412965281 | t3_2ivcvn | t5_2to41 | 193 | Alliecat1992: TIFU by calling a black man Trayvon Martin.
So this happened awhile ago when the Trayvon Martin story was still current.
I'm a receptionist at a law firm, one morning at work I was on Yahoo News and I saw the Trayvon Martin story pop up. A few seconds later a client of ours (an African american client) w... | 5 | 38.6 | |
1412959626 | 1412963646 | t3_2ivb1r | t5_2to41 | 11 | Nopeosaurus_Rex: TIFU by dreaming.
So this actually did happen today. Anyways, so I'm not the type of person that sleeps long enough to get into REM and actually dreams. Well last night I finally had a dream. It was my first dream about my girlfriend of a year and a half. You'd think it would be about us having sexy ti... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1412962253 | 1413276507 | t3_2ivfwo | t5_2to41 | 138 | badrout: TIFU: By telling my crush I liked him
Today I finally gathered the courage to tell this boy that has been in all my calsses up to junior year. We had made really awkward eye contact here and there but it was cute and he always ended up smiling and whenever we had a group project to work on, we were always so c... | 5 | 27.6 | |
1412961862 | 1412966231 | t3_2ivf6t | t5_2to41 | 9 | Cakesauce666: TIFU by drinking alongside other misc stuff
nikapo: You know you can die by mixing opiates and alcohol like that, right?
Cakesauce666: Yes. Very aware. At the time it was just a period of recklessness. I don't actually drink or take pain killers anymore. It was an ongoing issue for quite some time.
[de... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1412959777 | 1412973242 | t3_2ivbch | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost liquidating my balls.
So this morning I was in a hurry. I took a quick shower, jumped into my clothes and headed to work. While I'm sitting at work, I start feeling this burning sensation on my balls. I figured it was probably friction or something so ignored it. It wasn't getting any better o... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1412963503 | 1412973342 | t3_2ivi84 | t5_2to41 | 52 | The_6th_Account: tifu by farting in front of my hot supervisor
So I have this supervisor who I think it's pretty hot. She is older than me and married, so nothing will ever happen there, but still.
I had a question to ask her and walked into her office. Now, I had been sitting for a while and as I walked in I was doin... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1412961344 | 1412972184 | t3_2ive7m | t5_2to41 | 153 | [deleted]: TIFU Angry revenge sex turned into a real relationship?!
Ok, so time for the obligatory backstory. After graduating from med school, I began my residency at a teaching hospital in Denver. It wasn't long before I was probably the well known of all the interns. I graduated from high school at 14, college ... | 6 | 25.5 | |
1412963812 | 1412977250 | t3_2ivit4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | spiffyme: TIFU by going for a prolonged handshake instead of a low five.
So, I was at the gym and a cute (and new) friend of mine went to give me a high five as we were heading out. For some reason, I went for a professional handshake instead. And then kept it going. I was literally looking at my hand and wondering ... | 3 | 2 | |
1412964389 | 1412973841 | t3_2ivjww | t5_2to41 | 5 | The_First_Timelord: TIFU by lighting a cigarette backwards
Creature-teacher: Haha nice..plus I've done it too!! It's so nasty right?!?
The_First_Timelord: It was so bad that I almost puked just thinking about it.
Creature-teacher: Oh god I know!! I always see drunk people doing that too lol
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1412965902 | 1412976644 | t3_2ivmqq | t5_2to41 | 247 | schlong_thong: TIFU by watching porn before a phone interview
The time was 10:00 a.m. and I had an hour to spare until the company called me for my phone interview. So, like a normal human, I decided to watch some porn. My laptop was already out with the company's home page in one tab and the job description in the o... | 7 | 35.285714 | |
1412966342 | 1413002829 | t3_2ivnlq | t5_2to41 | 49 | 1800OopsJew: TIFU by putting my mouth on the men's room floor.
This literally just happened.
So, I was just in the bathroom at work, voiding my bowels. I did some heavy drinking last night, so I'm dehydrated, which as anyone can tell you will lead to some rough number twos. So, out of consideration for my b-hole, I wa... | 8 | 6.125 | |
1412967144 | 1412997891 | t3_2ivp3j | t5_2to41 | 13 | runawayhound: TIFU by pissing on my girlfriend's fancy bath robe.
This is actually a fuck up that is coming back to haunt me. Five years ago while in college my girlfriend and I went out to a party, got far too wasted and ended up back at our place. As far as I remember we got home and passed out. The next morning I wo... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1412967242 | 1413274742 | t3_2ivp9t | t5_2to41 | 73 | have2p: TIFU by sounding like a pedophile in front of customers
I was at work cleaning out a storage room that has been neglected for over a decade. I forgot to wear gloves, ended up throwing out bags and bags of garbage, everything had an old musty smell to it. When I was finished my boss comes up to me and asks if I ... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1412967762 | 1412968329 | t3_2ivq7d | t5_2to41 | 1 | tifuuuuuu: TIFU by posting a video and making a sarcastic joke on my Aunt's Facebook page that she took literally
insty1: This is the worst TIFU I've ever read.
tifuuuuuu: Felt good to get it off my chest anyway!
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1412969656 | 1413021613 | t3_2ivtlb | t5_2to41 | 3,849 | [deleted]: TIFU bad. Strap your boots and stretch your glutes, we're taking a jog to feel town.
Would you like a fuck up? One that doesn't involve pant shitting, awkward sexual advances and overall "That was really just an odd situation, not a fuck up"? Because I've got one. I've got a big one. This one does not just t... | 9 | 427.666667 | |
1412969143 | 1413024789 | t3_2ivsov | t5_2to41 | 4 | matt2dlg: TIFU By studying online
TIFU,
So a few days ago my Literature teacher emailed me a study guide for a midterm that is today. two days ago I was looking up some last minute answers. through searching I stumbled on the EXACT same study guide. My teacher said that the same questions on the study guide will be on... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412970911 | 1413012814 | t3_2ivvuq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing everything wrong at an interview
Obligatory statement about how this wasn't today, but rather 2 years ago, and huzzah for following the trend.
Okay, so I had an interview with this Russian news agency, RuptlyTV (an affiliate of Russia Today), and I am a strapping young American lad who was hop... | 5 | 1 | |
1412971391 | 1412975925 | t3_2ivwpb | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by running away
TParis00ap: If she didn't know you liked her before, she certainly knows now. Your next encounter should go like this:
"Sorry about how I acted the other day, I was taken off guard. I really like you and I didn't know what to say."
Don't get nervous about telling her you like her, s... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1412970812 | 1412996530 | t3_2ivvo1 | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking the class next to me to be quiet
Every Tuesday and Thursday afternoon my class is repeatedly disrupted by noise from the classroom next-door - banging on the wall mostly. I hadn't ever gone over to complain until today when my students were taking a test.
I walked into the classroom, realize... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1412972740 | 1412973438 | t3_2ivz90 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by discussing wages with co-workers
Hopefully this doesn't put anyone to sleep - I've just been rattled about it all day.
So I'm about 3 weeks into a job as a temp dock worker at a transport company and today I fucked up.
My co-worker was doing the typical mid-shift complaining about some of the ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412973097 | 1413161373 | t3_2ivzvy | t5_2to41 | 43 | communaldessert: TIFU by eating a PB&J before giving my boyfriend a BJ. NSFW
So this happened about a year ago but I wasn't a redditor at the time so I didn't post it.
I had just started college in a town about 5 hours away from my boyfriend back home and we only got to see each other about once every month or so.
... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1412974735 | 1413010899 | t3_2iw2y8 | t5_2to41 | 35 | norwegianjon: TIFU by suggesting to my wife that we adopt a black child as a slave.
I realise that no matter what I say, I will still sound racist. I am not racist, at all. My comment would have been just as relevant if we were talking about adopting a white kid.
Some of the back story: My wife and I have both been ma... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1412974433 | 1413033149 | t3_2iw2fd | t5_2to41 | 18 | thegayestfaggot: TIFU by throwing a quarter at a moving car
Let me preface this by saying I have been trying to rid my world of violence. No micro-aggressions against people, I even stopped playing Destiny because it's gun-based.
So needless to say, someone didn't let me merge even though I was coming up to a parked c... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1412975637 | 1412977299 | t3_2iw4m3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a two year old tamale.
Last night I was hungry.
Looked through the fridge - nothing. Opened the freezer - found a block of six frozen tamales that my mom gave me over two years ago.
Obviously I thought, I'll just pop these in the microwave and see what happens next.
Three minutes later, I... | 3 | 3 | |
1412976361 | 1412993293 | t3_2iw5xx | t5_2to41 | 567 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a sweet smelling vagina
This fuck up happened about 4 months ago, but I cringe every time I think about it.
Backstory: I come from a very large family. And every year we go camping up near Redding, California.
I'm pretty outdoors-y and usually am very careful while I'm exploring the wilde... | 10 | 56.7 | |
1412977851 | 1413005275 | t3_2iw8h8 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Sarandana: TIFU by getting hopelessly stuck in the Foam Zone.
This actually happened several months ago, but I think it belongs here. It's one of the most embarrassing things that have ever happened to me, and I cannot remember anything that tops it.
So it was my brother's birthday. He was turning 15 and, to celebrate... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1412977687 | 1412979424 | t3_2iw874 | t5_2to41 | 5 | deadmanwoking: TIFU by trusting my crackhead friend
TIFU by trusting my crackhead friend...
So yeah, not really sure what to do atm so I thought I'd share my story with you fellas to kill some time.
So one of my "best friends" is a crackhead, known him for a while. Usually an OK guy, fucked me over a few times in the... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1412977765 | 1412984075 | t3_2iw8c6 | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by meeting satanists through YikYak
This happened last month, but whatever.
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So if you don't know what YikYak is, it's an app where college students chat with each other anonymously with other students from the same college.
Anyways, it was Friday night and my roommates had just we... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1412980425 | 1413112737 | t3_2iwcsv | t5_2to41 | 6 | throwaway4889874: TIFU by outing myself indirectly to a friend
So I'm male and gay. I was the only one that knew about it. So me and a friend were talking on Skype and I needed to show him something funny on Facebook by sharing my screen. After showing that stuff to him, I quickly forgot my screen sharing was still on.... | 3 | 2 | |
1412979417 | 1412985227 | t3_2iwb5r | t5_2to41 | 7 | EbolaVirusV2: TIFU by getting caught looking
Today, I fucked up actually about five minutes ago... So here's some background info, Im a 15 year old active redditor. If you've ever been my age and attracted to girls you know that if a hot girl walks by you in Yoga Pants you are bound to take a peek. So I've just gotten ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412978685 | 1412981808 | t3_2iw9wc | t5_2to41 | 18 | Dabull012: TIFU by being too close to a fire alarm.
This happened 2-3 hours before me posting this.
So today, I had to stay after for a club meeting in a basement technology room, so there's a fire alarm next to the exit door. This door is locked on outside (this will come back). Me and three other kids show up first,... | 3 | 6 | |
1412981158 | 1413008036 | t3_2iwdx6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Phlegm_Farmer: TIFU by learning the hard way why you don't hold the power button on a computer.
So, I'm having a lovely time playing Kerbal Space Program on my work laptop (ssssshhhh, don't tell anyone). Since KSP's .25 update, I've noticed that my computer (the whole conputer) will freeze every now and then. So, this... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1412980084 | 1412987326 | t3_2iwc9h | t5_2to41 | 22 | swarminger: TIFU by thinking my coworker's mom was a man and now everyone thinks I'm racist
I am a white male, and my coworkers in this account are black females. I'm establishing this fact as it makes my fuck-up much worse.
At work, a coworker and I were sitting down and she was telling me all about her new boyfriend... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1412977247 | 1412985306 | t3_2iw7gp | t5_2to41 | 4 | Altfire1: TIFU By not muting my mic during a Lync Conference
So, I had to be online after hours for some server maintenance type issue. The changes being made were significant and there was a Lync meeting for the parties involved. Two developers, and some administrators including me. We are on lync messaging each other... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412982906 | 1412993765 | t3_2iwgm8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by dating a rebound
So i used to have this girlfriend in highschool. We met freshman year and she was 100% rebound and started going out 3 days after knowing eachother. We used to get into poke fights, and then i grabbed both her tits and said "mine" cuz freshman = autism.
From that point on i started... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1412981749 | 1412983520 | t3_2iweu3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking hockey tickets
To give you some background on how these tickets came to be, my dad works high up in his company and gets floater tickets nobody's using. If he does get them, it's a tough spot because I may only have hours of notice... but this doesn't really absolve me of anything.
So, my par... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412983011 | 1412984916 | t3_2iwgs8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | CharlieChaplin666: TIFU by (maybe) getting my fuckfriend pregnant...
About two weeks ago I had sex with my fuck buddy (I am a guy) and it was getting really intense so I didn't want to put the condom right away so I decided to go in without it for a little, but I never actually came inside her.
Problem is, she had a v... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1412975993 | 1413099395 | t3_2iw59d | t5_2to41 | 5 | Zydrarc: TIFU by buying the game I really wanted
So I'm a huge gamer, i love it a few years back I put together this mid ranged gaming pc with the help of my parents wallet.
Fast forward to today and well I'm older and don't rely as much on my parents (as it should be imo) anyways money isn't that easy to come by as i... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412983098 | 1412985004 | t3_2iwgxn | t5_2to41 | 4 | Chapatrap: TIFU by going to my first boxing class and fainting after 30 minutes.
For a few weeks now, a good friend of mine has been suggesting I try boxing. I'm 17-going-18, thin but very, very unhealthy. I haven't done proper excercise since I was 14 and doing kickboxing. I caved and today said to my friend 'Sure, I'... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412985060 | 1412985704 | t3_2iwjvj | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by browsing through Reddit on a bus
Grumbino: What was the link?
-TomThrowaway-: I'm not sure I can disclose that information... ;P
Grumbino: I mean its a post on here it should be easy to find again
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1412985774 | 1412988007 | t3_2iwkw7 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Breakinginbacon: TIFU By messing it up with the girl i like NSFW
So today, I fucked up (I know shocker this story is about fucking up?)
I don't really know how to write a decent story so I'll just start from the beginning
I've been lonely for the past couple of months. I hadn't had a Girlfriend since my last relatio... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1413010736 | 1413219713 | t3_2iwm21 | t5_2to41 | 5 | MadAsAMarchHare: If you are arrested they have to read you your rights. They can't just claim they don't know why you are being arrested that's a load of crap. If they don't tell you your Miranda rights, then anything you say as a response to custodial holding cannot be used as evidence in court. http://www.nolo.com/le... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412986556 | 1413005487 | t3_2iwm2g | t5_2to41 | 136 | [deleted]: TIFU. Strict Parents walk in on me having sex
This happened two days ago. I have the most strict parents in the world! They are Christian and super conservative. They both were virgins when they got married. They think I am an awesome son and don't do anything. I have once got caught drinking but played it ... | 5 | 27.2 | |
1412987415 | 1414531043 | t3_2iwnau | t5_2to41 | 11 | iLoveSethMacfarlane: TIFU by failing my drug test.
It was for a pre-employment drug screening at CVS. I got hired then they asked for a drug test...I did it and it said I failed because I took the test after it expired. It had nothing to do with taking illegal/prescribed drugs, it was just because I took it too late so... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1412987663 | 1412989004 | t3_2iwnok | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting too drunk on a Tinder date
This happened Tuesday night, close enough. A little background story, I gave up on Tinder a month or so back because I had an awful experience on a date with a crazy and I refused to use it again.
Fast forward to Sunday night. I got a little drunk, and decided to ch... | 3 | 3 | |
1412984359 | 1412992891 | t3_2iwiuq | t5_2to41 | 4 | _tuna_on_rye_: Tifu by sleeping with my exes best friend and my best friends ex. Nsfw
So this happened back in July, I had just broken up with my girlfriend. A week later I got back in touch with a friend from school. Lets call her, Sue, and sue just broke up with her ex. Sue had a friend lets call her , Alice, Alice... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1412989299 | 1412990227 | t3_2iwq2n | t5_2to41 | 7 | osomabinsemen: Tifu by telling a girl I like I'm ticklish
So there's this girl I sit with in my lunch period. We got to talking today and she started jabbing at my sides as a joke. I , being super ticklish, obviously jumped and now she thinks it's funny. I normally wouldnt have a problem with this but when she does it... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1412981565 | 1413279377 | t3_2iwejo | t5_2to41 | 38 | mahalojeeponelifesur: TIFU by drifting a hearse in front of an oncoming funeral parade.
Okay so a little back story. I'm a mechanic that works for a small garage in Ontario, Canada. We mostly do etests, tire repairs and the odd engine servicing. Today was like any other, random oil changes, a tire rotation and an eTest... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1412980874 | 1413050430 | t3_2iwdhi | t5_2to41 | 7 | PR0pa1n: TIFU by mowing my neighbor's lawn
Hello reddit! this is my first TIFU post so hopefully its a good one.
I mow my neighbor's lawn for her because she is quite elderly and can't do it for herself. Usually i'll mow it every week or two, but because of me being busy at work and now school, plus the current drou... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412990224 | 1413061628 | t3_2iwreb | t5_2to41 | 4 | BballFrk13: TIFU by teabagging my kitty cat
So, first post but I thought this was worth it. My new kitten, Dennis aka Dirty-D, is about 3 months old. He has quite the personality and will play with (attack) anything that moves.
My girlfriend and I started getting hot and heavy after dinner tonight and ended up on o... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412989684 | 1413034857 | t3_2iwqn5 | t5_2to41 | 103 | jimmythefarmer: TIFU by insulting Jesus at a funeral.
So a friends mother just died and being a good friend of the family I went to the funeral.
As we're walking to the grave site I see what looks to be a ghost Halloween decoration in the graveyard. I point this out to my friend and say, "I can't believe someone woul... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1412988696 | 1413219928 | t3_2iwp6o | t5_2to41 | 2 | awarmdayacoldbeerisc: TIFU by neglecting to realize my registration was expired.
I leave work yesterday like any other day, around 6pm. There is tons of traffic on the street outside of my work because they're doing construction. The street i want to take home is hard to get to at this point so i drive around the block... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412991725 | 1412995101 | t3_2iwtiv | t5_2to41 | 4 | __user: TIFU Jacking off to my girlfriend's twin sister. Accidentally.
Butterbean6: Sorry dude, but what kind of weirdo jerks off to pics of their own girlfriend?
__user: What kind of weirdo posts hate comments. I hope that one day all my haters will realize that they are wrong. Just like you. Hater.
Butterbean6: I'm ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1412992431 | 1413052745 | t3_2iwugn | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: tifu by going to the gym.
Alrite Reddit here is my story.
I take sleeping pills every night cause I have a hard time sleeping and getting to bed and usually in the morning I have a few side effects after taking these pills. I took the pills a little later then usual.
I woke up the next morning at 10 fee... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1412993267 | 1413274957 | t3_2iwvn3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | homelessapathy: TIFU by slapping a five year old
Maybe 30 minutes ago, a five year old slapped me and I instinctively slapped back. I was playing with chopsticks prior and slapped her with the hand holding the chopsticks. It wasnt a full forced slap, more like a corrective bop but I probably scratched her a little.
dra... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1412992989 | 1412994458 | t3_2iwv9p | t5_2to41 | 27 | aj1985: TIFU by being a good human being.
So I finally had a Friday off and was relaxing this afternoon when I heard the door bell ring. Saw that it was an elderly gentleman who was obviously trying to sell me some stuff. I opened the door, against my better judgement, out of courtesy.
Turns out he's selling chocolate... | 3 | 9 | |
1412991208 | 1413008236 | t3_2iwssq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU causing my friend to believe i'm a sociopath
this happened a while ago and i gotta begin with a bit of a backstory to put this in context.
so I have very little empathy, which I can deal with, but makes me appear very weird to some people. Not many people know cos i find it really easy to fake it. My ... | 3 | 2 | |
1412996419 | 1413001296 | t3_2iwzvr | t5_2to41 | 22 | Futuramafryday: TIFU by supporting my video game addiction
TLDR is at the bottom for you busy Redditors!
So, today was a pretty important day for me. First date with a lovely girl. Like, an amazing girl. A girl I don't just want to hook up with. That special girl that's impossible to find. I asked her out a few days a... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1412995755 | 1413001293 | t3_2iwyyc | t5_2to41 | 2 | SCDFuRy: TIFU hit old lady with powerjack at work sent her to hospital
So, today at work I sent this small old black lady to the hospital by hitting her with a powerjack filled with wooden pallets. My boss had just gone on break about 10mins prior. I work at a grocery store so we have to bring our pallets filled with o... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412997091 | 1413004191 | t3_2ix0sm | t5_2to41 | 9 | Ruff_Dog: TIFU by procrastinating
I was going to tell this story later...
But, this happened today. It is ongoing. You see, I am a high school senior and I'm re-taking the SAT. Last time I took it, I was sick. Like, I was getting destroyed by tons of different illnesses over a period of four weeks. That hurt my f... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1412999537 | 1413001448 | t3_2ix3uj | t5_2to41 | 11 | bdawgsupreme: TIFU by telling a girl she needs to 'suck my weiner' in the third person over Facebook chat
I was in a google hangout earlier this evening (this was today, yay me!)
with two of my friends. (one male, one female)
For something that we were all working on, microsoft word was required. (just openoffice or s... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1412999767 | 1413000935 | t3_2ix45g | t5_2to41 | 2 | zodiak01: TIFU by flushing the toilet
I was my boyfriend's. After getting some, I went to the bathroom to freshen up. I flushed the toilet, and went to gargle some listerine. Then, suddenly, the toilet starts making choking noises. It was as though the toilet was being strangled. I saw out of the corner of my eye the t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413001088 | 1413037711 | t3_2ix5ss | t5_2to41 | 568 | Oakland_Facet: TIFU by being overenthusiastic about my salad in a dark restaurant
Back in 2009, I picked up my wife's cousin from the JFK airport. He had just arrived from Warsaw to study acting in NYC. We were really close friends from my days living in Poland the previous year, and I was excited to be able to host hi... | 7 | 81.142857 | |
1412999598 | 1413054879 | t3_2ix3x9 | t5_2to41 | 733 | redmonkeyshirt: TIFU by letting my son go to school in his Adventure Time pajama bottoms
I am not good in the mornings. There are four kids who have to get away to different places. Usually my wife drops the boys to school. Often they walk. Friday I had to take the older boy to a medical thing, so my 10 y o son walked ... | 8 | 91.625 | |
1413002408 | 1413044218 | t3_2ix7fu | t5_2to41 | 6 | NewUnusedName: TIFU by being human
So I'm still in highschool. Junior. Lifting and driving fast are my life at the moment. I have a girlfriend. She has light to sever depression depending on the day. **!YES I SEE THE RULES!** Today she was being especially sad so I went and met her at her locker between periods. I try ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1413003254 | 1413015955 | t3_2ix8d4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by creating awkward sexual tension between me and my partner.
Benerino: This was ridiculously long **(Like super long)**. I can't **(Can't is short for can not)** believe I **(I am referring to myself with this I)** read this much of the TIFU **(Is this really a TIFU?)**. This **(This Story)** could h... | 4 | 0.5 |
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