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1670225591 | 1670247447 | t3_zd0c98 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Salt-Produce996: TIFU by kicking my creepy coworker out of my house
I (F22) work in an office that has a pretty tight group of friends. We spend a lot of late nights together and the job is difficult, especially since most of us are also full-time students. We throw a lot of parties and sometimes hang out after work to... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1670231940 | 1670233577 | t3_zd252l | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending nudes to another guy
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Sharp-Bad-6599: Your boyfriend hasn't forced you to seek attention from another guy. You made that choice. You need to own it.
If you felt like he wasn't providing you what you need or want, you talk about it first and if that doesn't work you then decide if wha... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1670983230 | 1670992463 | t3_zle80z | t5_2to41 | 61 | mashed-_-potato: TIFU by digging for coins in my money belt in Italy
Someone posted about a TIFU in Italy, so now I’m being reminded of my own little TIFU that took place in Italy a few years ago. After I graduated high school, my choir went on a trip to Italy. And as we were preparing to go, my director terrified us i... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1670237206 | 1670346858 | t3_zd3lww | t5_2to41 | 21 | copperbelly333: TIFU by being honest with my bf about my feelings
TW: suicide
Last night, I nearly killed myself. I wasn’t thinking straight, I just kept having flashbacks playing through my head of all the abuse I’ve experienced from my parents and my brain must’ve thought it was an easy way out. I didn’t do it, obvi... | 7 | 3 | |
1670238872 | 1670417398 | t3_zd43nm | t5_2to41 | 25 | Frequent_Balance0: TIFU by sleeping with the same guy as my friend
I(32f) have a friend(33m) who I've known for years, nothing has ever happened between us except for a few flirty jokes.
Recently when I've been drinking with friends we've ended up in the same company, my best friend(32f) has slept with him on a few oc... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1672147564 | 1672161320 | t3_zwflyn | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU by entering a long-distance relationship with my best friends ex-girlfriend.
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TAJRaps4: If there’s one thing i have learned dating it’s stay away from the crazy bitches. If she’s crazy once, she’ll be crazy again. Some people just want to manipulate people. Don’t stick around long enough to fin... | 4 | 13 | |
1672147867 | 1672204516 | t3_zwfphs | t5_2to41 | 132 | [deleted]: tifu by eating something im allergic to
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OkVolume1: That's nuts.
[deleted]: They should've called 911 immediately
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1670243949 | 1670247689 | t3_zd5qhb | t5_2to41 | 34 | cummarks: TIFU by thinking my landlord and her boyfriend wanted me to join them
This happened a few days ago and I'm writing this from a hostel
I am M26 who went to a two-month work-related visit abroad, so I ended up renting a room in a big house where my landlord lives with her boyfriend (both around 50). However, t... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1670244829 | 1670256924 | t3_zd617y | t5_2to41 | 131 | Ladydi-bds: TIFU by dropping the ginger bread house
This occurred yesterday. I had purchased a kit to make a ginger bread house at my F(15) request. I was excited she wanted to as she spends much time in her room gaming and other internet/app stuff.
We planned the day and time with was Sunday at 2pm. She wanted me th... | 7 | 18.714286 | |
1670245301 | 1670369208 | t3_zd67hu | t5_2to41 | 9,687 | Edlace: TIFU by trying to watch porn while working from home
Today at lunchtime I tried to watch porn while working remote.
I have a big ass monitor to wich I connected my pc from work and my personal one at the same time and have both inputs displayed side by side. Because I don’t want multiple keyboards, I recently ... | 17 | 569.823529 | |
1670248631 | 1670283847 | t3_zd7dxs | t5_2to41 | 28 | Countryboy42014692: Tifu by jerking off with something I might be allergic to
Sooo… I’ve used something I obviously should’ve to masturbate with the last few days. 2 days ago my penis felt off. So I took a glance at the one eyed snake and holy shit. It’s not severe (I fucking hope) but it’s not pretty either. My penis ... | 11 | 2.545455 | |
1670251297 | 1670418489 | t3_zd8kfl | t5_2to41 | 458 | kapowless: TIFU by having explosive loud...laughter.
This one is short, but maybe not so sweet haha.
I feel like I can share this story because we're all super mature adults here, right? I'm a Canadian unused to Indonesian food, and this morning I was uh...struggling to uh...pass some things in the Jakarta airport ba... | 5 | 91.6 | |
1670254311 | 1670256033 | t3_zd9ydd | t5_2to41 | 34 | artistecreat0r: TIFU by accidentally flushing a paper towel and flooding my bathroom with my own excrement
TW: NASTY poop story ahead
TL;DR I, a lactose intolerant person constipated myself for a week and when it was time to take a dump, ran out of toilet paper and used paper towels instead and consequently flooded m... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1670257245 | 1670277339 | t3_zdbbw3 | t5_2to41 | 151 | InnocentHeathy: TIFU by telling everyone the same thing when asked what I want for Christmas
So for once this year there is actually something I really want for Christmas: dumbbells. I've been consistently working out for a year and a half now but the dumbbells I have are not heavy enough for me. And it gets expensive ... | 4 | 37.75 | |
1670261573 | 1670535937 | t3_zdde6t | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheRageH: TIFU by losing my card in a ATM
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Devittraisedto2: > card stealing atm
And not once you thought of reporting it to the appropriate authorities? Considering it happened before, and it has happened _again_?
TheRageH: That is probably what I am going to do if they don't give me back my card. It is a ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1670260181 | 1670276036 | t3_zdcq6q | t5_2to41 | 1,325 | Iron_man_30_: TIFU BY MISNAMING MY DOCTOR
So this happened when I was 18 years old so about 14 years ago. My doctor's office had a board with the name of the doctor who was in duty that day. The actual name of the doctor was printed on a sort of sliding board that could be inserted and removed at different times and on... | 4 | 331.25 | |
1672165024 | 1672172123 | t3_zwm3l7 | t5_2to41 | 115 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending an email that I signed offensively on accident
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faintestsmile: I'm pretty sure if they even notice they will just correctly assume its a typo, I don't think its reasonable to assume it was intentional
Mass-Driver: Managers at my company have been fired for less. A director was fired... | 7 | 16.428571 | |
1670262945 | 1670276098 | t3_zde1n1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | NewDrop: TIFU by accidentally dyeing my hair green while trying to touch up my roots
Today I f\*\*\*ed up in the most embarrassing way possible. I was trying to touch up my roots and cover up some gray hairs, and I accidentally grabbed the wrong hair dye from my bathroom cabinet. Instead of the dark brown color I usual... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1672166805 | 1672247410 | t3_zwmsg3 | t5_2to41 | 8,280 | throwawaypossumlover: TIFU by thinking my date called me handsome
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killzone3abc: Bro why tf didn't you shower before the date? To be clear I mean earlier in the same day.
equivas: And he casually explain it was a day before, like... Wtf?
Independent-Sir-729: The* day before. Like the vast vast vast majority of... | 29 | 285.517241 | |
1672166335 | 1672186252 | t3_zwmlvj | t5_2to41 | 1,541 | lizziebordensbae: TIFU and almost killed my whole family
TIFU and almost killed my family
This actually happened a few days before Christmas, but... details...
So, my parents, sister and I rented a cabin a few hours from home for Christmas, a little staycation if you will. All was well, and we were having a great tim... | 11 | 140.090909 | |
1670265876 | 1670290153 | t3_zdfiz0 | t5_2to41 | 334 | craftycommando: TIFU by taking edibles
Here in Western New York legal weed is really taking off. We don't have any licensed dispensaries yet but there's a thriving grey market. I went to a black Friday pop up event and bought various items. Some premium blunts, candy, wax and infused syrup. Last night I cracked open th... | 8 | 41.75 | |
1670270623 | 1670273843 | t3_zdfw3q | t5_2to41 | 63 | rowanhopkins: I'm sorry but mayb u shouldn't smoke weed if u lack the critical thinking to see that's a bad idea
forvelcrobug: I know what yes talking about, and it's not really paper, it's the paper from the cigarette, that's normally getting emptied that are in the ashtray.
Tho why he has snot paper in the ashtray?... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1672169425 | 1672170589 | t3_zwntd9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | cherrytwizzler88: TIFU by ignoring my gut instinct.
Time I FU: I met this guy almost 2 years ago. He was good-looking, and charming, and had a good job. He was smart and funny, and all-around… just too good to be true. But he was whisking me away on lavish vacations, and spoiling me and my girlfriends. We would stay up... | 3 | 4 | |
1672169980 | 1672210999 | t3_zwo1hs | t5_2to41 | 14 | TIFUTAway555: TIFU (update) on becoming an accidental porn star and my wife finding out.
Some of you may remember my previous post. Essentially, I was illegally recorded and blackmailed by a woman, and my wife found out. A lot has happened since then.
1. Most importantly, my wife and I are doing well. We’re gonna get... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1670266739 | 1670281542 | t3_zdfxzd | t5_2to41 | 100 | Davidhyun__: TIFU by moving to a new country
I just recently moved to a brand new country. I came here for my studies and get some job experiences and I was going to move out with a friend i’ve known for about a year. Good thing was my friends parents were going out of town which gave us time to look at apartments and ... | 4 | 25 | |
1672170694 | 1672243213 | t3_zwobwm | t5_2to41 | 5,249 | Fireblade09: TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy
I, like most 23 year old males, occasionally partake in the sinful activity known as masturbation. In addition to damning myself to hell for such behavior, I was also blessed with the worst tonsils known to man. For the past decade, I have gotten strep at ... | 10 | 524.9 | |
1672172762 | 1672173948 | t3_zwp67t | t5_2to41 | 67 | fairiefire: TIFU by making children question their religion
(obligatory "this happened many years ago") I used to work as an in-home counselor for families. My client was a kid living with his aunt and her 2 children, who were around his age, 10ish. The case was difficult as I was supposed to help the kid grieve his m... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1672175851 | 1672273517 | t3_zwqh0b | t5_2to41 | 7,552 | ThrowRasayde: TIFU by getting an ultrasound done
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howdidienduphere34: I am sorry you are hurting.
I was 17 when I had my first daughter. I knew from day one we would choose adoption. My mom is a social worker and she had a coworker who wanted to adopt. The family was perfect and was there for me the whole pr... | 8 | 944 | |
1672176537 | 1672199640 | t3_zwqreb | t5_2to41 | 163 | FilesArentVibrators: TIFU by using a nail file as a vibrator
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JakeRas15: This didn’t happen.
FilesArentVibrators: It did, I have proof.
I_fox_shit_up: No one wants to see that
Remarkable-Hand-4395: Speak for yourself, homie🤣
I_fox_shit_up: Dude! Who wants to see a bloody cheese grated clitoris?
bradjoray3: s... | 7 | 23.285714 | |
1672176957 | 1672192711 | t3_zwqxim | t5_2to41 | 18 | pink_pineapple10: TIFU by overreacting to a prank.
Note: This is a throwaway because the person mentioned in this story knows my main. Obligatory this happened a few days ago.
A few days ago, I was trying to sleep because I had a long day the next day. I was all relaxed, and then someone was calling me on Snapchat. I ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1670272251 | 1670343970 | t3_zdin2m | t5_2to41 | 139 | glittergash: TIFU by sexting the wrong recipient
This morning I was opening an order I placed recently with parade. In the order is a very cute neon orange mesh bra. My boyfriend is an avid upland bird hunter and was out hunting this morning. I texted a full body picture of myself in my pajama pants and the bra, with t... | 8 | 17.375 | |
1672179850 | 1672273155 | t3_zws4vq | t5_2to41 | 5,687 | BelindaTheGreat: TIFU by Showing the Amazon Driver My Tits
OK so fuck it-- I'm using my main account. This really did happen today.
Last day of my holiday vacation from work and husband and I had taken our dogs hiking. Husband ran to the convenience store after dropping me and dogs home. I went to start a load of laun... | 11 | 517 | |
1670275714 | 1670291583 | t3_zdkdac | t5_2to41 | 1,274 | [deleted]: TIFU: By breaking down in an interview
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spherical_chicken42: Don't worry about the interview, there will be others. In the grand scheme if things its inconsequential.
The important thing is that your girlfriend is receiving the medical care she needs, and you are there to support her.
That said, n... | 7 | 182 | |
1672180698 | 1672183193 | t3_zwshw8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | WinterWoede: TIFU by thinking I could weather a bad trip by myself
The action occurred last Thursday and the regrettable consequence happened the next morning.
Last week I was feeling very emotional and lonely, obsessing about this family issue that I could not resolve. The pain was on top of mind and I needed to find... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1672182365 | 1672182891 | t3_zwt7hb | t5_2to41 | 8 | radest_boi: TIFU by putting the wrong address in Amazon
So I don’t really order things online, however my dad wanted a shirt from Amazon for Christmas and I decided to get it for him. When making my Amazon account I never really wanted to use it and don’t want daddy Bezos knowing my personal information, so I decided t... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1672182943 | 1672266041 | t3_zwtfuw | t5_2to41 | 664 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking too much in public, acting badly and allowing semi-clad photos to be taken which are now on internet.
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chia_roscuro: Y’all are gro... | 8 | 83 | |
1672183803 | 1672351843 | t3_zwtsa6 | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking the $450 Christmas gift I got
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Ok_Amoeba6045: we, men are a lot more comprensive than you think, just say it was an accident, he will completely understand.
aminervia: Is comprehensive the word you intended to use here?
Edit: wait, you actually used comprensive which isn't actually... | 6 | 13.333333 | |
1672185929 | 1672189481 | t3_zwumgi | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU when I told my girlfriend to fuck herself
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superdovaa: Honesty man, just move on and focus on building yourself up. If someone really wants to be with you, you won’t have to constantly work for it like this.
mester006: I don't know man, she always tell me that she loves me and I am stupid for n... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1672187303 | 1672189706 | t3_zwv5jn | t5_2to41 | 14 | amogus_balls420: TIFU BY SKIPPING SCHOOL
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Vortex_8_: Idiot child
Vortex_8_: This is just natural selection
patarchimichanga: Unfortunately the stupid don't really weed themselves out anymore. They just adapt and overcome their own stupidity.
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1670901267 | 1670910214 | t3_zkkoxc | t5_2to41 | 1,962 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my partner of 4 years that I used to do porn
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coochie4sale: Tbh it is crazy you waited 4 years + marriage to tell her this
iwantabjthrowaway: Frankly, nobody's past sexual history is anybody's business when you're starting a relationship unless somehow it becomes relevant, which it d... | 11 | 178.363636 | |
1670283483 | 1670284879 | t3_zdo8ej | t5_2to41 | 13 | Tertiam: TIFU by eating an Altoid that expired 9 years ago.
I have never posted in this sub before, but I thought this might make a few people laugh at my stupidity, so here you go. This happened just now. I was sitting at my desk when I noticed a tin of Peppermint Altoids. I couldn't remember when I bought it, so I ch... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1672188226 | 1672230168 | t3_zwvi2o | t5_2to41 | 167 | kitfoxx: TIFU by missing out on the girl that could’ve been the one
So this wasn’t today, but actually has gone on for many many years. And sorry, this ended up being a super long one.
To start, I’ll say that I was in a relationship from age 14-24. That girl was my first everything. I didn’t know anything else. We sp... | 7 | 23.857143 | |
1670285248 | 1670288741 | t3_zdp1dw | t5_2to41 | 6 | Neither-Milk9176: TIFU by telling a funny but inappropriate joke with bad timing
This happened about 10 days ago. To make things more clear we are both women and I'll call my Fiancee Amanda. Amanda proposed to me first and then I bought her an engagement ring so that we both have one.
I'll try to keep things PG. Durin... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1672189700 | 1672249404 | t3_zww1ru | t5_2to41 | 1,345 | Missing411_hopenot: TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group
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aqlu: If she's out there surviving, then you taught her well. She'll come back in if her skills aren't cutting it against the elements. You're not responsible for shitty household situations.
I___________: Correction, she’ll come back if h... | 5 | 269 | |
1670286569 | 1670287978 | t3_zdpl33 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving a small present for my father in the lavatory
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joefcos: You're 20. Why the devil are you being sneaky? You're an adult. Presumably so is your lassie. Shag with pride.
But do take care of your garbage. That's just rude
Reddit-username_here: Yeah, I'll never understand parents who los... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1670287717 | 1670292243 | t3_zdq1af | t5_2to41 | 9 | No-Seat3438: TIFU by swearing/cursing to myself in my car
I’m thinking I fucked up bad and I’m panicking. I was out near my car and I got in when it was raining, and I saw a car next to my driver’s side. I got in and was swearing about stuff to myself, as I usually talk to myself. I was mad at a friend of mine for some... | 9 | 1 | |
1670288493 | 1670297543 | t3_zdqcbz | t5_2to41 | 106 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my gf's gay brother think I'm homophobic
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JediMimeTrix: Welp only one solution, prove your not homophobic by letting him blow you.
Ocean_Spice: “Yeah I’m apologizing by ‘letting’ you pleasure me,” absolutely not. OP is the one who should be groveling, OP sucks bro’s dick.
JediMimeTrix... | 5 | 21.2 | |
1670288423 | 1670294935 | t3_zdqbab | t5_2to41 | 24 | The_Hoff901: TIFU and ate bugs
Last night I was making an oil marinade for slow cooking salmon that called for smoked paprika.
I had some smoked paprika but it was several years old, and hadn’t been used for a long time.
I mixed olive oil and smoked paprika and some lemon zest together and the paprika looked kind o... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1672192928 | 1672223363 | t3_zwx78f | t5_2to41 | 19 | yearofthebows24: TIFU by forgetting liquids expand when frozen
I work the graveyard shift. There are some pros to it as traffic is much better, I am 100% more grumpy as a day worker, I get to see my SO more (weirdly enough), and my SO and I get to go to bed later (she stays up later than she should IMO, but I digress).... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1672192853 | 1672236355 | t3_zwx67x | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting about a box of chocolates and nearly killing my dog
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AcrobaticSource3: What’s your dog’s name and breed?
PalpitationQueen: He’s a chihuahua
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1672192779 | 1672346113 | t3_zwx510 | t5_2to41 | 12 | syiolon: TIFU by sending a candid to who I was candid
I am living in another country to continue my studies, and there is a cute person who lived in the same house with me. Of course there are still 7 other people but they are not important at all in this story.
So for some reason I got crush into this person. And I d... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1670294558 | 1670307564 | t3_zdsnrd | t5_2to41 | 5 | messed-upthrowaway: TIFU by eating something bad
So throwaway cause I want no one finding out about this.
I am currently hunched over the toilet so things aren't going great. CW: for talking about diarrhoea
So today I ate something different than I usually would (not quite sure what it was) but something. So I came ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1670292918 | 1670307158 | t3_zds0r1 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by going for a bike ride at lunch.
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Van_GOOOOOUGH: How could any reputable company expect someone to be in a super important meeting with no notice whatsoever? Seems fishy to me.
NorCalAthlete: Depends on how high level OP already is and what the expectation is for that.
Edit: once you hit a m... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1670293708 | 1670296734 | t3_zdsblq | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my professor HD porn
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AcrobaticSource3: > film with a genre of our choice
Porn is a genre. I suggest going to the dean and appealing the grade
pgm928: If it’s porn, it probably wasn’t very silent though
JediMimeTrix: Op returns: it was actually realism porn, where it was a 3 minu... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1670295946 | 1670302038 | t3_zdt8k7 | t5_2to41 | 24 | cannabisque_soup: TIFU: By sending a vibrator to my ex girlfriends Uncles
I used to live across the country in a two unit house with my ex girlfriend for about three years, we split a couple years ago. This house belonged to her Uncles and has since the 80s so of course they still live there. I have been with my new gi... | 4 | 6 | |
1670299055 | 1670380311 | t3_zduiwe | t5_2to41 | 28 | RunnerDad237: TIFU by almost setting my bed on fire with my vibrator
This happened to my SO yesterday, but she’s not on Reddit so here is her tale:
My SO is 6 months pregnant, and her libido has been more active with this baby. We had sexy time the night before, and we used her Hitachi wand without issue.
The next ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1670300776 | 1670340200 | t3_zdv7v4 | t5_2to41 | 44 | pringlepop63: TIFU by drawing a teddy bear on my whiteboard at work.
A silly F*** up.
So at my job we all have giant whiteboards in our cubicles. We don't need them for work so most of us decorate them or write quotes on them. I usually draw something new every month so this month I drew a bunch of Xmas doodles inclu... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1670333101 | 1670360608 | t3_zdy6px | t5_2to41 | 13 | ArtisenalMoistening: Did you read the whole post? That’s literally right at the end there before the TL:DR. Of course I reported him
amazingsandwiches: Why didn't you report him?
ArtisenalMoistening: I did. It’s right there at the end before the TL:DR
amazingsandwiches: Why didn't you make a TL:DR?
ArtisenalMoistening:... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1670317471 | 1670378837 | t3_ze16uu | t5_2to41 | 352 | baphommite: TIFU by encouraging my cat to smother me
Not necessarily a today fuck up, moreso just realized my fuck up today.
So when I go to bed, my cat often joins me. She'll usually lay with her back facing me, near my head. Because I love my little goofball, I often bury my face in her back and pet her.
Turns out... | 4 | 88 | |
1670318706 | 1670338412 | t3_ze1llq | t5_2to41 | 34 | hi1277999: TIFU by accidentally sending a sext to my boss
So, I was at work today and things were going pretty smoothly. I was catching up on some emails and trying to finish a project before the end of the day. But then, I made a huge mistake. I was trying to send a sext to my partner, but I accidentally sent it to my... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1670324898 | 1670333239 | t3_ze3nn5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | dogdiaper2: TIFU by going camping with the wrong people
So, I was out hiking with some friends in the mountains last week, and we came across this cute little creature that looked like a cross between a squirrel and a raccoon. It was so adorable that I couldn't resist the urge to pet it. But, as you can probably guess,... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1670324606 | 1670348079 | t3_ze3jyx | t5_2to41 | 4,022 | NoDickInTheDark: TIFU trying to scare my gf
Throwaway (wanna keep my original account as PG as possible).
Last night the power went out while my gf (25) and I (28m) were having sex. We didn't stop fornicating though. This was not our first time fucking in the dark. Power outages are common in my country. Too common. ... | 10 | 402.2 | |
1672206846 | 1672209840 | t3_zx1uq9 | t5_2to41 | 480 | littlegirl14: TIFU by telling my mom that I was kicked out
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chaos021: Did your mom really not know who she married?
littlegirl14: I mean she did, but he’s been going to therapy for a bit now and I guess she didn’t realize how bad it still was. Plus I have 2 step-siblings so that kinda complicated things.
chaos... | 6 | 80 | |
1672207257 | 1672216338 | t3_zx1zjc | t5_2to41 | 68 | Hot_Supermarket4369: TIFU by exfoliating my public area
Edit (spelling): title should say “pubic”
Tomorrow I am getting a Brazilian sugaring treatment (its kind of like a wax but supposedly less painful) for the first time. I’m pretty nervous because I’ve never had anything like this done before. I saw online that you... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1670337007 | 1670356105 | t3_ze87qs | t5_2to41 | 1,613 | Poliswagg69: TIFU by ripping ass in a conference call on the first day of job training.
So I'm a trainer at my company. A few months ago, I was training a group of 30+ new hires and it was the first day of a three week class.
I must've eaten something the night before to upset my stomach, because I woke up that morni... | 6 | 268.833333 | |
1670339205 | 1670340903 | t3_ze92nc | t5_2to41 | 8 | yetisa: TIFU by cooking under the influence
*Obligatory this didn’t happen today bit.*
Yesterday morning when I got home from work I put the ingredients for a home-made beef stew in the crockpot pot before heading to bed. I make it often and don’t really follow a recipe. It’s just onions, carrots, celery, potatoes and... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1672216594 | 1672237416 | t3_zx4kk5 | t5_2to41 | -61 | jenny4008463: TIFU by telling a coworkers boyfriend that she had been repeatedly calling another coworker handsome
So I 18f have this coworker 20f who has a boyfriend 22m who she has been dating for about 3 months and before she started dating him and while she was dating him she was always telling another coworker 29... | 9 | -6.777778 | |
1672218659 | 1672243781 | t3_zx53m3 | t5_2to41 | 195 | SheFuckingHatesMeNow: TIFU making sex jokes at work
Yesterday my friend came to my job. It's a well known toy store. The name rhymes with noise or fuss. Not my dream job, but at least I was earning money during the holidays. My friend wanted a Barbie doll for his niece and asked me to assist. I took him to the Barbie s... | 7 | 27.857143 | |
1670347032 | 1670347525 | t3_zec9zz | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the word spiritual on an atheist sub reddit group
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ZeroPoint1988: I don't think you can post without a TLDR.
shadesofwolves: Writing "tl;dr" isn't the same as actually *putting* a tl;dr.
ZeroPoint1988: Dude are you trying me, what the fuq
shadesofwolves: Trying you? What are you even t... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1670346999 | 1670352546 | t3_zec9iy | t5_2to41 | 91 | [deleted]: TIFU: I Shit My Pants at School Today
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AB5642: 2 types of adults in this world, those who have shit their pants at some point and liars
RetroReactiveRuckus: I'm 27 and it hasn't happened as an adult. Yet.
My day will come. OP got it out of the way early.
mnbuckeye87: >hasn't happened as an adul... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1670347181 | 1670355525 | t3_zecc7q | t5_2to41 | 7 | No-Replacement-5698: TIFU By Wearing A Pair Of Tight Pants To School
Sorry if I'm posting on here too much, but hey! Is it my fault my life is so embarrassing?
It all started this morning. I was going through my clothes, trying to decide on what to wear to school. It just so happened that the only clean pair of pants ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1672223631 | 1672236638 | t3_zx6eip | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting too much oil in my car..
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mostly_kinda_sorta: what kind of car and how much oil did you put in it? is there an oil pressure gauge? if so what is it showing for oil pressure at idle? if it doesn't immediately show at least like 15-20lbs then shut I off!
typically too much oil is bad ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1672226170 | 1672228479 | t3_zx7369 | t5_2to41 | 31 | copperbelly333: TIFU by giving my boyfriend head
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Caesar_cz: That's not a fuck up, you have laughed about it and went on anyway, so I guess it was just a bit different, but you enjoyed it anyway.
copperbelly333: Oh. Wrong sub then sorry! I’m still learning things, like I can’t tell whether certain situations a... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1670348288 | 1670367431 | t3_zecsz9 | t5_2to41 | 222 | -speedrunner-: TIFU by Countering loneliness by adding every worldwide holiday to my Microsoft Outlook calendar
It's the holidays, right? Of course, I don't \*really\* have friends. I work alone and report to a bigger team, never got teammates. **TLDR;** I'm the funniest person on my team! *Anyways*\~ I research, plan... | 5 | 44.4 | |
1670369729 | 1670874847 | t3_zefm2g | t5_2to41 | 466 | InnerPick3208: Yeah, good thing he's honest. He could totally have taken the opportunity to use you as a piece of ass and leave you once he found someone he actually likes.
AlvinAssassin17: Yeah kudos to him for being a nice dude. Feel like the non-answer answer could have been him surprised at the confession.
AEsylumP... | 17 | 27.411765 | |
1670356566 | 1670357830 | t3_zeg9mj | t5_2to41 | 11 | curcabeata: TIFU by making a motivational poster
So, let’s start at the beginning. I moved away from home when I was 18 because my parents were driving me crazy with how much they wanted to control my life. I’m not going to get into the finer details, you don’t need to know my trauma, but for example whenever I didn’t... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1670357286 | 1670373862 | t3_zeglfw | t5_2to41 | 447 | BeautifulPoison01: TIFU by destroying my cock
This wasn’t actually today but about a decade ago, when I was in middle school.
My parents were super strict, and their punishments never fit the crime.
Around puberty age I started getting curious, and naturally, asked my mom about sex, overhearing it in school. She went... | 8 | 55.875 | |
1672236544 | 1672259423 | t3_zxagr3 | t5_2to41 | 14,584 | chumbawumbanudes: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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MajestaHazel: #attentionwhoreproblems
chumbawumbanudes: I mean...duh. I literally send nudes for the attention, this isn't the insult you think it is.
RuckrTN: Some self reflection may be helpful here
APetitePig: OP has the maturity and emotional intelligence of a 14 ye... | 13 | 1,121.846154 | |
1672231879 | 1672246172 | t3_zx8tcj | t5_2to41 | 8 | IZZURI_0910: TIFU by telling my dad the real reason I changed highschool
Tw : mention of suicide
Background story here : So a couple of years ago I went to a very competitive boarding school and the stuff they teach are so damn hardcore that I can't keep up at all and ended up failing. It was also very expensive and m... | 4 | 2 | |
1672238893 | 1672250284 | t3_zxbdpe | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by stripping down for a weigh-in in front of females during a wrestling tournament.
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nowhereman1223: How much weight do you actually save by removing briefs?
Can you weigh in with them and then take them off if you are over by the 1/4 oz they weigh?
Seems liking taking a piss would remove the... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1670366501 | 1670367912 | t3_zekib3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | anon_1313666: Tifu, by wasting my life
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ddawid: There is always work to be found. Start some online classes or external studies. 20 is still very young. You have your whole life before you
anon_1313666: While I don’t disagree the trouble is idk if there is something I could go to school for that would genuinel... | 4 | 1 | |
1670367577 | 1670368053 | t3_zekykp | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by yeeting a smoke detector down 12 stories in a trash shoot.
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Drewcifer236: "Yeeting"?
PEneoark: = throwing
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1670368450 | 1670384088 | t3_zelcn5 | t5_2to41 | 412 | TheNintendoBro: TIFU by almost causing a car accident.
I (F19) made a bad turn and almost crashed into someone. Like really bad turn. They then pulled me over and started yelling at me (completely justified). They kept asking me where my parents are (I’m 19 but look younger). I just kept apologizing over and over again... | 7 | 58.857143 | |
1670371275 | 1670374765 | t3_zemi2y | t5_2to41 | 27 | Any_Elephant_655: TIFU Locked out after using my hot tub
I decided to jump into my hot tub today since my back was really sore from decorating the inside of my house for Christmas, after putting away all of my Thanksgiving decorations. I always get in my hot tub nude since I have a privacy fence around my deck. After 2... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1670372501 | 1670393580 | t3_zemzdl | t5_2to41 | 14 | wildeforwomen: TIFU by keeping my prescriptions in the same place
About a month ago I could tell something was up with my female bits so I went to urgent care assuming I had a UTI. I was told that I didn't test positive for one but to follow up with my gyno for further examination. The doctor prescribed a strong antibi... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1670373355 | 1670374524 | t3_zena8z | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU I Overdosed my family on Thanksgiving
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WhyIsIsTakenTaken: TLDR since you seem to be missing one:
Put 10x too much weed in cookies for family Thanksgiving, family overdosed
sex-later: Tldr GRANDMA WAS OKAY
| 3 | 5.666667 | |
1670376949 | 1670381798 | t3_zeoisl | t5_2to41 | 15 | Important_Mud_2841: TIFU betraying my GF’s trust.
To preface this,my gf [20f] and I [20m] have been dating for two years. In the beginning of our relationship, we were both addicted to vaping. That went on until January of 2022, when we both quit. Things were fine for that long until I we went on a vacation this late M... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1670377435 | 1670380893 | t3_zeooqr | t5_2to41 | 129 | [deleted]: TIFU by improperly disposing of a used condom
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Gonadznstrife: What's that coke slogan again... Together tastes better??
I_D_Fike: No more reddit needed today.
Take your W, sir! Good day.
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1670377290 | 1670532077 | t3_zeomyr | t5_2to41 | 59 | cherrylime_slushie: tifu in my musical theater audition
tifu in my musical theater audition
not joking, I genuinely did terrible and I'm upset about it. I walked in and slated and then they started my music. I missed my cue and felt the anxiety flow and halt into my body. they asked if I wanted to play it again and I ... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1672245888 | 1672331258 | t3_zxeaw5 | t5_2to41 | 225 | [deleted]: Tifu by accidentally having a pic of my date
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Affectionate-Pop7684: Dude... I was drowsy scrolling and checking out this dudes profile I was thinking about having an interest in... as I was passing out, I put down my phone and accidentally friend requested HIS FATHER!!!! we've had a great laugh abou... | 9 | 25 | |
1670373778 | 1670460747 | t3_zenfgs | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally spreading a rumor about me and my cousin around school.
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Shoe_mocker: https://preview.redd.it/braesrhd9k4a1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31817c04e030977119872d2ac2cc77e214cda686
LittleTexanBoy: You bastard
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1672245879 | 1672251233 | t3_zxeaqr | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to Service Ontario
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RosieQParker: Service Ontario uses special camera filters that ensure that **everyone** looks like a bag of smashed assholes no matter how much work they put into their appearance. You beat the system.
grumpycat92: LOL I wholeheartedly believe this
speculatrix: Anyb... | 4 | 11 | |
1670382251 | 1670382703 | t3_zeqbmt | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my temper at my girlfriend
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Jazzmus0: This was already a post on TIFU. why are you trying to pass it off as your own when it's obviously that the man in the story is a raging asshole.
TIFU__throwaway-: I was the one who first posted this story here. I reuploaded it just now because I ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1672248289 | 1672319883 | t3_zxfbkb | t5_2to41 | 324 | skaapjagter: TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch.
So the fuck up was actually on Boxing Day.
I have been relegated to the couch because of what happened, so I just got a moment to write this now.
On the 26th we had the in laws over for a braai (BBQ) as our Christmas meal.
Things ... | 5 | 64.8 | |
1670384607 | 1670385915 | t3_zer3i7 | t5_2to41 | -8 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my temper at my girlfriend
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CorkBullet: Your only human and your temporary emotional rage was pointing out the truth. It happens to everybody
Maniac2112: You sound like a super r/niceguys
| 3 | -2.666667 | |
1672250270 | 1672315307 | t3_zxg5pb | t5_2to41 | 16,905 | Blowchore: TIFU Not recognizing a real life Delivery Driver Porno situation
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The_Zy: I feel like this was just made as a joke to her post...
trevor58: No he posted on his alt pretending to be a topless woman now he’s on his main.
IGuessItsJustMeMe: Plot twist, this is the alt
Courtesy of u/mysteryliner:
https... | 15 | 1,127 | |
1670387130 | 1670463968 | t3_zerwwa | t5_2to41 | 111 | baxterrocky: TIFU by attempting to be erotic..
So bit of background. I’m a 43 year old dude. Been with my wife for 15+ years. We have 4 kids together, including 2 year old twins. Life’s been pretty tough lately. Various issues that I won’t bore you with - not least of which, the relentless 24/7 rigours of raising twin ... | 5 | 22.2 | |
1670387720 | 1670392403 | t3_zes3ih | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my first time with a guy I wanted to have sex with for a long time
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Bivagial: See is more fun when you are comfortable enough to laugh.
Fenix_Volatilis: I think you meant *sex =P
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1672251976 | 1672252637 | t3_zxgwdm | t5_2to41 | 13 | jfjdjdjdkdkdjkriei: TIFU by leaving a half full glass of wine in the sink overnight
For context, I'm 17f. I live with my mom, and she's *very* against alcohol. Like, religious and conservative plus trauma from my father (who was an abusive alcoholic).
Well, last night I was bored and, as is the tendency of teenagers,... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1670389746 | 1670449297 | t3_zespsj | t5_2to41 | 6 | heirsuit: TIFU by working with my cousin in college and failing a class
My cousin and I are in the same computer science class and we’ve been working on a project for weeks. The project consisted of making our own game within a coding software called python.
For the past two weeks, I have been trying to contact my cou... | 3 | 2 |
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