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1670389709 | 1670395117 | t3_zespdj | t5_2to41 | 17 | Clean-Tap-1532: TIFU I used real chili peppers instead of capsaicin spray
Yesterday my face especially my nose was so itchy and it felt so annoying since the itchiness was worse than what I experienced in the past and I needed this to be gone as soon as possible since I'm also chasing deadlines. I tried letting it pass... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1670398288 | 1670498942 | t3_zev3d7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | GlaceyIsHere: TIFU by being stupid with my bday money
It was my birthday a few days ago and I got 400 dollars, this might not seem like much to some but to a young teen it is.im a newer pokemon fan but I've wanted to get a switch by saving up to play some pokemon games and breath of the wild whenever that comes out.Bu... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1670402046 | 1670402745 | t3_zew0kk | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by confessing to my boyfriend
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Aware_Economics4980: I don’t even understand what you are trying to say.
notsanepls: exactly what i mean by i am fucking confusing idek what i said.
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1670403862 | 1670417731 | t3_zewghs | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a huge shit at my boyfriends house
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RudeSprinkles1240: Hi! I'm starting to recognize you by your writing style and subject matter. This time you chose to have a boyfriend. Interesting choice.
GarlicBread4lifee: This is my first time writing on this subreddit
GregoryGregory666666: I'm ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1672250932 | 1672292433 | t3_zxgg7d | t5_2to41 | 78 | PoorRij: TIFU by telling a trucker to call his asshole
I work in a warehouse with a lot of Mexicans. It just so happens that a lot of the truckers we service are also Spanish-speakers. There's a lot of code-switching in the warehouse, a lot of inside jokes, double-entendres, etc.
Anyways, the Mexicans call the boss "c... | 3 | 26 | |
1672258169 | 1672262475 | t3_zxjjne | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing a coworkerwho walked through the door
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mike_pants: Yeah, no, this doesn't happen outside of sitcoms. I have pretty piss-poor facial recognition, but even I would be able to recognize that someone was a mild acquaintance and not my wife.
Gaias_Minion: Only thing missing is the boyfrie... | 3 | 5 | |
1670409787 | 1670416573 | t3_zey1jg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU
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No_Love_1353: Would it kill you to be proud of your sister?
_-monomi_-: I am proud of her?
No_Love_1353: Then focus on that loving feeling instead of whatever negativity you’re fueling.
_-monomi_-: Okay!
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1670411452 | 1670478923 | t3_zeyizo | t5_2to41 | 56 | travelingwhilestupid: TIFU by not telling a girl I have herpes
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Staticoli: What a hero! Today you won!
travelingwhilestupid: I don't understand this. if you're serious... what? if you're sarcastic... what?
Kayback2: You didn't give her the herps. That's a win. It would have been easy to just do it anyway.
Th... | 7 | 8 | |
1672250301 | 1672363534 | t3_zxg65n | t5_2to41 | 258 | AmiraArtista: TIFU by drinking expired milk
I'm lactose intolerant. Today I wanted a bowl of cereal because I haven't had one for breakfast in a while. I grabbed my milk out of my fridge, which was my first mistake. I don't have milk very much, maybe twive every month, so I don't really remember the taste. While pourin... | 8 | 32.25 | |
1671396270 | 1671416216 | t3_zp7wh1 | t5_2to41 | 399 | Throwawayreddit88031: TIFU by showing my GFs semi nude pic to my mom and brother.
GF and I rarely do nudes. Very occasionally she’ll send me one and on pain of death I’ll delete it after a short time. I forgot this time.
My family (Mom, brother, SIL, Gf and me) were at our house and I was showing Mom and brother pics... | 9 | 44.333333 | |
1672259208 | 1672324971 | t3_zxjzee | t5_2to41 | 81 | Proper_Associate_791: TIFU by groping a customer I mistook as my husband
Throwaway for very obvious reasons. I work very early mornings at a department store and usually get off an hour or two after the store has been open to the public. My husband picks me up from work before heading to his own job in the afternoon.
... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1670414351 | 1670414916 | t3_zezdz0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | DJMmagician: TIFU by getting my friends birthday tattooed on my arm!
On Monday I (M 30) spent the entire day with my best friend (M 31), while we were together he even went to the effort of buying me a gift (replacement tool he accidentally broke).
during the day I get a message from his wife that I brush off and didn... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1672260781 | 1672263702 | t3_zxknfl | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by well idk what at this point
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aspectofderp: Ditch this fucking deadbeat tonight and then throw a party in honor of yourself.
Striking_Major2528: Im fucking about to
MasterBaiter1914: Dooooo it. You'll make dozens of internet strangers happier and more appreciative than that miserable man will... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1672261138 | 1672324618 | t3_zxksqg | t5_2to41 | 18,529 | RagnarNoDebt: TIFU by almost offing myself by drinking too much water (trying to prove to my wife it's not hard to drink that much)
My wife and I are getting back in shape. After our work out today I had a protein shake, large ice coffee, and some water.
My wife recently bought a 64 oz big refillable water jug and re... | 17 | 1,089.941176 | |
1670418458 | 1670419056 | t3_zf0pzo | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making another friend accidentally drink my p*ss
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bill_b4: Seems like your friend has a TIFU or two to post
chrollo_on: I feel bad man, now some of my friends are calling rami the curser. And blaming him for thinking the bottle on the ground was soda. And said he brought the curse to them. A... | 4 | 1 | |
1672268602 | 1672321516 | t3_zxo0ts | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching someone in the face
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ddm79: I bet that guy will give a shit from now on.
FalseHydra: Right? You shouldn’t punch people in the face, but on the other hand… some people need to get punched in the face
FrakTerra: Preach
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1672267063 | 1672275212 | t3_zxncu0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | BatmanHasHockeyPants: TIFU by almost causing water damage to my flat
Okay, so this is a bit of a convoluted one, so bear with me. Just happened today.
I'm a guy who's into bondage (being tied up). This is usually done with a partner, but if you're alone you have to find other ways to satisfy that urge. Since I lack th... | 3 | 5 | |
1670421681 | 1670446545 | t3_zf1txa | t5_2to41 | 432 | [deleted]: TIFU by booking a stool test during a Teams meeting
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CompetitiveAd1600: Reminds me of when I once went into a meeting while my bf was pooping. I was not on mute when he came out of the toilet and described his poop („that was some fabulous sht“ kinda like). I didn’t hear him because of my headset bu... | 4 | 108 | |
1672270275 | 1672957509 | t3_zxoqmm | t5_2to41 | 1,487 | throwcatincident: TIFU by not locking my cat out of my bedroom when I had a date over
Throwaway because obviously.
So the pandemic has been rough for me, dating wise. I live alone so I kind of just turned into a recluse for the first year, and then got too used to the lack of interaction that it became scary to try t... | 9 | 165.222222 | |
1672270589 | 1672271745 | t3_zxovdz | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU BY HOOKING UP WITH A GOOD FRIEND GIRLFRIEND UNKNOWINGLY ON TINDER
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n0Pickles: So first you named the other college by saying Ann Arbor and it’s a Big 10 college but not the one in Ann Arbor.
You did nothing wrong. You told him, he understands.
_someTastyPizza: He works in Ann Abor. Ann Abor i... | 4 | 6 | |
1672271426 | 1672301311 | t3_zxp7yv | t5_2to41 | 11 | melskymob: TIFU by spilling bong water on my grandmother.
The holidays are super stressful right? Especially when you are hosting out of town family, which me and my wife currently are.
We have my grandparents staying with us as well as my uncle and aunt and two cousins (24 and 30).
My parents have more family also s... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1672272632 | 1672273753 | t3_zxpqhd | t5_2to41 | 11 | The_True_Autist: TIFU. Netflix. Weed. Awkward Situation.
I don't even know where to begin. Let's start with the Netflix.
Netflix account is like 6 years old and I have passed this account all the way through college, to family members, to exs.... wonder why they are cracking down on password sharing. My profile is the... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1670424192 | 1670563302 | t3_zf2sqf | t5_2to41 | 847 | Its_Mills: TIFU by splashing soap on a older lady
Today I went cleaning my car, it was extremely dirty and one of my friends told me there was manual car wash nearby
(I just moved there so I didn't knew to much about locations and all.
And as you maybe know, there are normally three modes: Water, soap, water)
So I p... | 13 | 65.153846 | |
1672274504 | 1672276812 | t3_zxqhwm | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by bring my a friend over to watch a show
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Clutch63: It’s super sus that you guys “watched a tv show” by yourselves until 1am without texting anyone back, even your significant others. It’s kinda disrespectful to both your relationships as well, even more so with the fact that you guys dated at... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1670410528 | 1670483168 | t3_zey8yj | t5_2to41 | 13 | Meeting-Altruistic: Tifu by saying I love you
This will probably be the worse memory of my life that caused a chain reaction of events that made my life miserable for two and a half years.
This was back when I was still with my ex.
We had just started dating, so we were still fresh into the whole relationship thing, n... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1672275467 | 1672342556 | t3_zxqvug | t5_2to41 | 4 | vrpornfuckup: TIFU by leaving my VR headset next to a bottle of lube
For context, I am in a happy relationship for 3.5 years but we haven't had sex in a little while and she did not know I was watching VR porn nor masturbating.
After enjoying breakfast with my GF (i didn't thank her) and her mum who is visiting for t... | 4 | 1 | |
1672277633 | 1672310236 | t3_zxrr41 | t5_2to41 | 23 | imamuffin18: TIFU by getting myself friendzoned to someone who may have been 'The One'
This was a couple days ago, but I only realized where I am today.
We've all been there; we've all gotten friend-zoned. This time was different though; I really, REALLY liked this girl. For the first time in a long time, I actually ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1670429637 | 1670447212 | t3_zf5711 | t5_2to41 | 388 | dsjskskksaloal: TIFU by watching so much Family Guy that I had a psychotic break
So about a year ago I went through a massive Family Guy phase. I don’t know why, I had only watched family guy a few times before but for some reason I started to believe Family Guy was the funniest show on earth. My best friend at the tim... | 6 | 64.666667 | |
1670429839 | 1670439554 | t3_zf5anh | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU By taking a call from my ex.
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MotoHULK: If she dumped you over a phone call where you made it clear you were with someone, she was.lookjnh for an excuse to dump you and she's been cheating on you for months.
No woman ever dumps without at least having the next guy lined up.
You dodged TWO bu... | 8 | 0.125 | |
1672280739 | 1672328810 | t3_zxsygq | t5_2to41 | 11 | Zan_korida: TIFU by doing the first thing that comes to mind
TL;DR I encouraged someone to follow through on their intrusive thought to say the N-word and was promptly server muted
So I was in a discord call with a bunch of people. We were having a normal conversation until this girl brings up that she has an intrusi... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1672280676 | 1672302527 | t3_zxsxjt | t5_2to41 | 91 | Nurs3Rob: TIFU by hiring a contractor to tell me I hadn't turned on a switch.
Okay so the title kinda spills it but I'll tell the story all the same. TLDR at the bottom.
This story actually did happen today, actually just a little while ago, so the shame is still deep in my heart. It starts this morning while I was at... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1672281528 | 1672321255 | t3_zxt9ao | t5_2to41 | 19 | JD1548: TIFU by mistaking a random girl for my doctor
So I was going to the doctor for a routine physical. Eventually, I was told to bring a sample of my urine to the doctor. The doctor said she’d be waiting for me. After I was done pissing into the test cup, I get out of the bathroom and I thought I saw my doctor righ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1672297142 | 1672821536 | t3_zxtk1i | t5_2to41 | -4 | mistamistatea: Watching their father die of rabies would be way more traumatic. It sucks, but she's right, it's not worth the risk.
ShardAerliss: How are there still people on the internet who think possums are likely rabies vectors??
angry_old_dude: The average person isn't going to know much, if anything, about possu... | 4 | -1 | |
1672286413 | 1672287693 | t3_zxv1ys | t5_2to41 | -3 | burner-asdasdqw: TIFU by making fun of my crush's dead father
So I'm, a University student that has recently befriended a person that is often in my classes and later developed a crush on. I became great friends with him and I had only been about a month since we actually became friends however we knew each other 3 yea... | 3 | -1 | |
1672286406 | 1672289478 | t3_zxv1qk | t5_2to41 | 13 | InfluenceImmediate57: Tifu by showing interest in a guy.
I (fem 18) have had a long history of ghosting guys this year. No one has really wowed me enough to spend more time on them. Then I met this guy (18) who seemed to be a great guy. He’s funny,sweet, genuine and overall pretty attractive. We’ve had a lot in common ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1670437196 | 1670464767 | t3_zf8ycv | t5_2to41 | 91 | wet-jeff: TIFU by trying to be smart
You know what? It's not the first time I've had this FU. I thought I knew better than this.
I went to the gym this morning and had a nice workout. Great. This is a good start to the day.
My FU is when I came home and decided I wanted to have a protein shake with my breakfast. An... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1672287893 | 1672309937 | t3_zxvl0g | t5_2to41 | 776 | Missing411_hopenot: TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group [UPDATE]
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Ezaviel: I still reckon you did nothing wrong here.
That kid ran off because of the parents, not you.
They are just trying to blame someone else for their own FU.
Tacticalteam: This person is really right. You taught basic skills ... | 6 | 129.333333 | |
1672290065 | 1672293929 | t3_zxwcae | t5_2to41 | 9 | Regular_Influence_26: TIFU Bececause of a prank
So for some back story:
I'm 14 and for the last week, I've been staying at my grandparent's place because both my parents have to work today my grandma told me to say “hi” to my grandpa when he got home.
Now that we got that out of the way, time for the story:
I thought... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1670437836 | 1671047789 | t3_zf99wx | t5_2to41 | 16,703 | beehummble: TIFU by going to a dentist in America
I hadn’t been to the dentist in a about a year and the soonest available appointment I could get from my last dentist is about 6 months out.
So, I call my insurance company and ask them for other dental offices in my network. The nice lady refers me to an office in my ... | 10 | 1,670.3 | |
1672293385 | 1672335177 | t3_zxxfyn | t5_2to41 | 60 | BabiQuinn09: TIFU by checking my husband's messages
I have been feeling my husband distant and couldn't help but to check his phone, as I was afraid something was wrong and he wasn't telling me to spare me (we have been trying to have kids and I have been feeling pretty low)
I ended up checking a conversation of him wi... | 4 | 15 | |
1670433082 | 1670444018 | t3_zf6w0u | t5_2to41 | 6 | hopenobodyflndme: TIFU by disappointing my mom for not assisting to a meeting.
TIFU by disappointing my mom for not assisting to a meeting.
So first, this was a very important meeting my for my family, I couldn't attend in persona due to some issues so I participated trough a Zoom Meeting, the thing is I didn't pay an... | 3 | 2 | |
1670443742 | 1670443965 | t3_zfc5ss | t5_2to41 | 58 | TIFU--throwaway__: TIFU by getting drunk and transforming into a womanizer
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makingkevinbacon: That sounds like sexual assault man
spoonyF0rky01: Sounds like it, because it is.
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1672246926 | 1672318375 | t3_zxeqqp | t5_2to41 | 22 | ComfortableMess3145: TIFU by giving my grandmother's a very very adult book.
So I was at a comic con in November. Its was tons of fun and I had a great time.
In the last section of the convention was various writers.
We stopped by a table and the author was telling me about her new books.
Full of mini stories, a come... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1672305613 | 1672333499 | t3_zy10qk | t5_2to41 | 199 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a wet dirty fleshlight
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Devittraisedto2: This entire post reminded me of the coconut one
lIlIlllIlIlll: oh my god dont tell me someone fucked a coconut..
Devittraisedto2: oh it's way worse than that
NSFW warning, not because of him fucking a coconut, but because of what *happened* to... | 7 | 28.428571 | |
1672310614 | 1672375531 | t3_zy2e90 | t5_2to41 | 147 | Flashy_Piglet_1781: TIFU by trying to take my life
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majesticjules: Start with working on what caused the psychosis. Was it meds, was it illegal drugs, was it mental health related? These are all workable problems.
black34beard: Drugs, lots and lots of drugs...
jamrar_the_mighty: You don't know that for sure, t... | 6 | 24.5 | |
1672310837 | 1672392295 | t3_zy2gg8 | t5_2to41 | 442 | ComfortableMess3145: TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update.
(Edit notes at end of post) (Edit to add, I've been made aware about the grammatical mistake)
So I was at a comic con in November. Its was tons of fun and I had a great time.
In the last section of the convention was various write... | 7 | 63.142857 | |
1670451320 | 1670472954 | t3_zffuql | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by making several Fuck Ups
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MSGRiley: Is this a bunch of stories about how a 7 and 5 year old kid broke some things?
Hitman-0311: Yes. Clearly.
Goose_Guy_YT: they are fuck ups I did years ago. It counts. I will post more as they happen. But just know that there won't be another cumconut story c... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1670458104 | 1670460564 | t3_zfittl | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with classmate
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PicnicButNoSandwhich: Sure bud. That happened.
Slow_Lobster_5987: bro what proof do you want xd
Prind25: Do it again but take pictures
Slow_Lobster_5987: lights were turned off unfortunately
PicnicButNoSandwhich: Convinient
Slow_Lobster_5987: well it was one of the... | 12 | 0.75 | |
1672325627 | 1672362095 | t3_zy78xt | t5_2to41 | 25,780 | NeverKissMeAgain: TIFU driving with my gf
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NotMyRealNameEh: Get out the mouth wash, rinse, and spit. Then count your blessings that she is gone. You dodged a ‘bullet’.
PreferredSelection: Anyone else feel like this was assault?
Like, OP would not have consented to that kiss if he'd had all the information.... | 20 | 1,289 | |
1672326170 | 1672669697 | t3_zy7gma | t5_2to41 | 41 | Bitter_comment69: TIFU by sending the wrong reel to a person
So I just woke up and was casually scrolling Instagram reels and I found a reel with some dark humour jokes, so I decided to share it with people who have the same humour as me. I sent that reel to 2 people and one of them was a girl from my class but Instag... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1670463166 | 1670525013 | t3_zfkv51 | t5_2to41 | 451 | [deleted]: TIFU by not paying attention to my daughters mental health sooner,
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bros402: I was so worried that this was going to end with the piece of shit molesting her.
You took her to a professional - it's only 7 months, she just needs therapy.
[deleted]: Spanking is close enough to molestation. So close i... | 6 | 75.166667 | |
1670464111 | 1670465958 | t3_zfl8mp | t5_2to41 | 19 | MeCookie_YouCookie: TIFU by notifying the CEO...
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blubafish: Soo we are talking about a company with 13-20 people that has a CEO, CCO, COO, CIO (and I guess a CFO as well) in addition to at least one person in HR. Yeah no shit, this gets nowhere..
At least you can leave. I wish you all the best on your next jo... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1670465983 | 1670467179 | t3_zflyuj | t5_2to41 | 6 | Throwaway10373ahagdg: TIFU By having my secret relationship come out during a family reunion.
So I started college a while ago and became roommates with this awesome person, she is clever and kind and totally my best friend as well as roommate. I would like it if we could stay friends after college too. Well one day w... | 3 | 2 | |
1670468601 | 1670470971 | t3_zfmzey | t5_2to41 | 9 | Nikk735: TIFU by letting my wife drive
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Oddlot0930: There's definitely some shitposting happening here. I mean, just by post history you were 38 10 months ago when your wife asked you if she could have sex with Criss Angel, but 9 months ago you were 46 asking about meeting women in Las Vegas. Maybe lay off the... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1670469239 | 1670471953 | t3_zfn861 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by not triple checking my marriage license
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AcrobaticSource3: When should I expect to receive my invitation to the wedding?
PrimePassion: Soon! Planning a wedding for the third time would make it quick at least 😂
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1670471577 | 1670489728 | t3_zfo3sj | t5_2to41 | 23 | Humble-Food-7359: TiFu and I’m going to lose my job.
Now this maybe me just overthinking but I feel like I’m going to lose my job tonight. I work in the restaurant business and some may know how tough it is to be in this job line. I work as a hostess/server with whatever job side they need me to do. Now the reason I b... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1670472418 | 1670525046 | t3_zfofcq | t5_2to41 | 8,429 | bigm4sho88: TIFU by driving three hours for a cheeseburger.
This was actually last weekend but I started heading south for a three hour drive from southern Orlando area to visit family in south Florida. Literally no turns for about 200 miles using the turnpike. There’s only a few exits between the two major cities.
I... | 10 | 842.9 | |
1670473320 | 1670484157 | t3_zforkw | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU up by using Drano on my clogged toilet
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emitnemic: So - you fucked up but you won? Legendary.
GuntherTime: You the popular phrase used in Reddit “it’s possible to do everything right and still lose. That’s not weakness, that’s life.”
Yeah there’s definitely “Its possible to do everything wr... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1670475527 | 1670505603 | t3_zfpjl6 | t5_2to41 | 1,307 | Mama_cheese: TIFU by never asking a dermatologist about my dry facial skin
After the horror that was teen acne, I started noticing that my face, especially my nose and chin, often seemed dry and scaly. I figured my toner was too harsh, so I stopped. Maybe my cleanser was too strong, so I switched. And switched. Switche... | 8 | 163.375 | |
1670471453 | 1670541219 | t3_zfo240 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Fearless_Necessary_5: TIFU by walking on my community’s freshly sealed asphalt
I rent a condo in a condo community. There is a driveway going through the entire community, then concrete going from the driveway to the condos.
Today, the asphalt driveway was closed to traffic as it got repaved/resealed. It was done in ... | 4 | 11 | |
1670476834 | 1670478603 | t3_zfpzg9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | kingboo2095: TIFU by trying to be a sweet husband
So my wife and I went to thus Christmas event at our local zoo and they had raspberry Nutella empanadas. There was a lot of confusion from the employees on where to get them and by the time we had the right answer, they were closed. My wife was pretty bummed about it so... | 4 | 6 | |
1670473579 | 1670490691 | t3_zfov3k | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by having an argument with my brother
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WhiteShadow1124: As both an older and younger brother myself. This is normal in my opinion. My older brother has confessed he hated me when I was a kid, going so far as to refer to me as the 'anti-Christ'. And i hated my little brother as well, with a pass... | 3 | 1 | |
1672330815 | 1672334491 | t3_zy99fe | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk at a work party while being underage, bringing back gf’s bad memories
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Mike_D_Salamander: 21f - 17m + together almost 1 year = wayment
Lined_the_Street: Yeahhh gotta say I saw that and was kind of like 😬 if the genders were reversed this probably would've been a huge issue for... | 4 | 3 | |
1670481768 | 1670485654 | t3_zfriix | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a DJ that has girlfriend is trash at DJing
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Iamapartofthisworld: Moral of the story - don't trash anyone. There is no reason to, and good reasons not to.
DerMannmitdemKamm: The moral of the story is that you can be as bad as a DJ as you want - as long as your boyfriend is succesfull ... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1670482795 | 1670483869 | t3_zfrsvp | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I was being considerate by closing off
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Haunting_Goat_1045: If you really love the woman you should go for her but if she is gone and theirs no changing her mind whatsoever then move on man. Spend more time with your dad making memories and their will always be another woman.
Hope... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1670483499 | 1670565534 | t3_zfs0dr | t5_2to41 | 6 | KnotsForThots: TIFU by accidentally insulting my boss's intelligence in front of the entire office.
I was in a meeting with my boss and several other colleagues when we were discussing a new project. My boss was explaining his ideas and I thought I had a better solution. So, I interrupted him and suggested my idea.
My... | 3 | 2 | |
1670481630 | 1670518923 | t3_zfrh4x | t5_2to41 | 1,582 | TP_Thief: TIFU by referring to myself as “Sweaty Papa” in the heat of the moment
This actually happened about a week ago, but I’ve been too embarrassed even to think about it since. Me (22M) and my partner (21F) have a relatively active and adventurous sex life. We’ve always been willing to try almost anything that the... | 7 | 226 | |
1670485655 | 1670508582 | t3_zfsm3w | t5_2to41 | 5 | tigermanshazam: TIFU by not knowing what a dick is
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PacnymuH: "The door of my pants" you mean your fly was open.. and your dick got stuck in it, causing bleeding? please explain.
tigermanshazam: Yes. The door squeezed it
PacnymuH: Uh-huh.. and then you ran out of the bathroom to where your girlfriend was, stil... | 5 | 1 | |
1672331168 | 1672461679 | t3_zy9efh | t5_2to41 | 21 | shittyfemboyalt: TIFU by accidentally putting nudes on my story.
I was recording a video on snapchat, trying to get good angles for a photo I wanted to send to someone. I wanted to save the video so I could go back through it afterwards.
At school everyone pretty much knows me as a boy, but I actually want to transiti... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1670487137 | 1670508342 | t3_zft10x | t5_2to41 | 19 | BreDenny: TIFU by letting my infant sleep
TIFU by letting my two month old nap after a long day out and about. She’s been awake most of the day so we decide sure, she can nap. She’s tired and fussy, so we let her sleep for a few hours before our nighttime routine and bed.
She goes right back to sleep, then she wakes ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1670491280 | 1670522807 | t3_zfu5d3 | t5_2to41 | 343 | ThrowawayUrDamnDrugs: TIFU when I called my cousin while trip-sitting
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fredsam25: When people are tripping, put on a mellow movie, like anything Pixar. If they try to leave, tell them they can't leave until the movie's intermission. Otherwise, they'll get in trouble.
ThadaeusConvictus: No way. Watch a movie is... | 7 | 49 | |
1670492054 | 1670747555 | t3_zfucze | t5_2to41 | 15 | Cinnabun6: TIFU by taking vitamin supplements and taking away my ability to fall asleep
So, 28F here and I’ve had trouble sleeping since I can remember myself. I’m diagnosed with DSPS and insomnia and have taken medication in the past, and it has gotten better. However, for the past year or so my anxiety has reared its... | 3 | 5 | |
1672332747 | 1672350347 | t3_zya1c5 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Limp_Will16: TIFU by making a bad joke about my sexlife
Me and my partner were hanging out with a friend and their partner, the friends brother, and some kids.
The adults were playing games and the kids were sleeping.
The friends partner told a story about the in-laws (so my friends parents, who are SUPER fundamenta... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1670477633 | 1670519620 | t3_zfq8wc | t5_2to41 | 59 | KunSeii: TIFU by attempting to be environmentally conscious.
This did not happen today, but a few months ago. My wife and I just bought our first house and got married in September. It's a cute little house on a quiet street right across from a cemetery. My wife and I agree on most things, but we have a few differences... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1672332998 | 1672428473 | t3_zya4vy | t5_2to41 | 5,920 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a big ass which ruined Christmas.
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kiwi_sarah: I'm stuck on.... She wrapped decoy gifts?!? But you only had one gift to actually open? Such a recipe for disappointment.
Sailor_Chibi: Yeah there was *no way* this was going to turn out well. OP’s wife really needs to get a clue; idk how... | 10 | 592 | |
1670506185 | 1670581297 | t3_zfyypz | t5_2to41 | 13,520 | teslatitties: TIFU by getting kinky with the birthday gift
Obligatory: This happened a week ago.
So, I (23F), on the night before my boyfriend’s (24M) birthday, I decided it would be a good idea to make receiving the birthday present a bit sexier than it normally is. Now, my boyfriend loves basketball. I mean he loooo... | 10 | 1,352 | |
1670505822 | 1670538911 | t3_zfytc4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by “following” my crush
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InconsolableDreams: What is your crush based on if you've never even talked to her? What are your expectations? How is she going to be interested in you, what's your winning trait? What do you think she will like about you? What would you do together as you get to know ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1670506868 | 1670613376 | t3_zfz928 | t5_2to41 | 39 | loah99: TIFU by thinking the moon was a planet
Today, I F\*\*\*ed Up in a big way. I was in my science class, and we were talking about the solar system. My teacher asked the class what the biggest planet in the solar system was, and without thinking, I confidently raised my hand and said "the moon".
I was shocked ... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1670507751 | 1670537830 | t3_zfzmev | t5_2to41 | 163 | Cognitive_storm: TIFU by sharing a nice scent
This happened about ten years ago.
My then gf, her mom and I were all in a large supermarket. No need for anything specific, just browsing around.
I found a gallon bottle of disinfectant floor cleaner with a surprising new scent: vanilla. I opened the bottle and smelle... | 5 | 32.6 | |
1670510403 | 1670525541 | t3_zg0sok | t5_2to41 | 135 | TheBoggart: TIFU by failing to adequately sort my laundry and then meeting the mayor
This happened yesterday. I am an employee for a large southern city. Yesterday, the mayor was coming to visit our facilities. I was selected to give the mayor the tour, show off our equipment, and answer any of her questions. I was... | 5 | 27 | |
1670511802 | 1670512574 | t3_zg1fig | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a terrible joke at the wrong time/Forgetting that words can hurt.
Welp, this happened yesterday to be honest but this is still a situation I need to talk about.
I made a HUGE Mistake.
I was on a subreddit called r/youngpeopleyoutube and I saw this post that had a kid advertising his YouTube ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1670511004 | 1670517470 | t3_zg12be | t5_2to41 | 8 | Remarkable-Cloud-420: TIFU by rushing while my foot was asleep
This actually happened yesterday. I was in a much longer virtual meeting than expected, and I was sitting cross legged so my foot fell asleep.
Towards the end, I realized that I really needed to pee, so right when the meeting finished, I got up super fast... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1670514233 | 1670537009 | t3_zg2jg3 | t5_2to41 | 11,163 | bubblyvortex: TIFU by triggering my new bf’s ED
EDIT: ED in this post = eating disorder. I should’ve realized before I posted but I can’t change the title, sorry y’all
*not today, but even after years the “oh god, I fucked up” feeling is still sharp
I was out bar crawling with a new bf, both in our mid-20’s, and duri... | 10 | 1,116.3 | |
1672336195 | 1672409660 | t3_zybgas | t5_2to41 | 32 | crazycatlady9977: TIFU by forcing myself to find a rebound
This actually happened 3 years ago..
Background context:
My neighbour downstairs and I grew up together, let’s call him T, we were childhood best friends. We went to the same elementary school. I developed feelings for him during the later years. He also had f... | 4 | 8 | |
1670517912 | 1670528301 | t3_zg4a3v | t5_2to41 | 27 | JlMB0: TIFU by getting catfished and blackmailed.
I(M) was catfished and blackmailed by someone I matched with on a dating app.
I always made sure it was a verified account and that they seemed fairly normal. We got chatting had a few days of good talks then they asked to add on Instagram then moved to WhatsApp, fair... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1670518792 | 1670529538 | t3_zg4nyx | t5_2to41 | 11 | HurtHealingFeelings: TIFU By Checking My Ex's Social Media
My ex and I broke up about 5 months ago. Actually... it was a year and some change ago but we remained friends and remained cordial because I didn't want him to feel abandoned. We were fine, until we weren't. He constantly was telling me he was in love with me ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1672340432 | 1672367987 | t3_zyd8je | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by emasculating my BF in front of my ex and ending their friendship
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anakedman1: I wouldn’t date a woman who is Friends with a guy let alone her ex. Talk about toxic from the get go.
Mr_TheMagpie: Says the person who is so controling they wont let ther significant other have friends from the op... | 12 | 0.416667 | |
1670521452 | 1670692311 | t3_zg5tls | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing what a dick is
So today I was at my local grocery store with my girlfriend who had me get to know her and was going to buy some groceries, we got to the checkout and she bought the most expensive thing we were going to purchase in the store- a large pack of bacon, a large pack of eggs... | 4 | 11 | |
1672337523 | 1672358685 | t3_zyc0c7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Hay-oooooo_Jabronies: TIFU - ordered from wrong takeaway with same name
Tifu - ordered from wrong takeaway with same name
So I went online to find the menu for our local chippy as they have a meal offer. Found a pic of the menu on Google image and then click webpages to find the number. Clicked what I thought was the... | 5 | 2 | |
1672341649 | 1672457117 | t3_zyds1w | t5_2to41 | 35 | I_ForgotMyOldAccount: TIFU by being a Fat Scrooge.
TL:DR at the bottom. But read this, it isn’t long.
So, as many of you know, after Christmas sales at the mall have officially started. One of the sales I like to indulge in the most is the Hickory Farms meat sets. While this set is usually $80, the set I was buying wa... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1670526406 | 1670597031 | t3_zg851j | t5_2to41 | 637 | semajets: TIFU by Getting My Cat Hooked on Menthol
Allow me to recount one of my favourite fuck ups, from 2019...
It started out as a bit of love and attention whenever I brushed my teeth, this quiet purring beside me. It was so endearing at first. After a few weeks, it became more pronounced; she would be waiting for... | 8 | 79.625 | |
1670527648 | 1670529439 | t3_zg8qzv | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by teaching my Japanese friends a slur
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IEmote: I'm sure you can dare a little by writing those "horribles" words. Because I'm not american and I don't know what you're talking about. Censorship of words it's such a stupid thing.
Kat1eQueen: First one is probably the n-word, second one is the f... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1672343019 | 1672346476 | t3_zyedan | t5_2to41 | 28 | Prex7ws: TIFU by taking my dog out for a walk too late at night
TL;DR at the end and the dog is fortunately okay.
So, this happened the week after my birthday. A year ago, on November 22nd, 2021, I was given a new phone for my birthday since my old one was very, VERY old (7-8 years), and I was for sure that I would n... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1670532985 | 1670536874 | t3_zgbc4l | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my girlfriend’s phone to the bathroom
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ImperceptibleFerret: "I have this wierd habit of going through her chats" this isn't just a "wierd, quirky" habit, it's just not what people do in healthy relationships, and concerning behaviour. All you can do at this point is apologise. I true... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1670536804 | 1670684957 | t3_zgd5yi | t5_2to41 | 1,425 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my friend my dick
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gwendolberry: These people are not your friends
Bunnyman1000: You are certainly correct, but I was wrong it was on the group chat
commandrix: Go to your school counselor. They'll know how to handle the situation. And if nothing changes, that means they aren't doing... | 13 | 109.615385 | |
1670538980 | 1670539591 | t3_zge7sr | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by repeating a racist joke
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mozimov: Just tell them the truth. Explain that your friend group at school is predominantly black and is how you came to learn of the joke, which you never understood, and you thought this group of friends were referencing it, like a meme you'd just never really und... | 3 | 1 | |
1670539411 | 1670539647 | t3_zgef3v | t5_2to41 | -1 | CayenneConsumer: TIFU by mistaking ashes as pepper
To give a bit of a backstory, my grandma passed away a couple months back (she was 82 and always very lovely, RIP).
She was cremated and we got the ashes. My wife had the flawless idea of turning grandma's old pepper grinder to an urn.
Fast forward to this morning, I... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1670540058 | 1670556855 | t3_zgeq5t | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU My dad saw h*ntai on my phone
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GeofryHempstain: >I went onto incognito and looked it up on hentai haven. I don't watch hentai at all but I do watch anime
Lie to your dad, don't lie to us bitch.
DangOlBdog: I’m fucking wheezing 😂
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1670541160 | 1670542990 | t3_zgf9kk | t5_2to41 | 35 | Early_Artist1405: TIFU by telling a stupidly small lie that really bit me on the arse.
So this happened when I was in my early 20’s. I’m in my 60’s now so that long ago. I was a bit wild at the time, but not in a harmful way; other to myself. I was seeing someone , let’s call him Dave, for a couple of months but was... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1670541663 | 1670600851 | t3_zgfi27 | t5_2to41 | 56 | couchthievery: TIFU by ragepeeing on my boyfriend's dining room carpet
I live with my bf, 'Mark'. Mark works at a law company. He loves his job and I'm sure he's going to rise to the top. He works crazy long hours and comes home exhausted but smiling. He often tells me about what he's working on (nothing private tho ob... | 9 | 6.222222 |
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