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1670541934 | 1670594149 | t3_zgfmib | t5_2to41 | 1,243 | death_and_defecation: TIFU by not shitting for almost a month
So there's not gonna be any major, life altering events here. Just something I can't quite process years later. Tldr at bottom.
So when I was 14-15, idk why, but I couldn't shit. I'd take miralax twice a day, often with exlax, metamucil, I've tried mineral... | 16 | 77.6875 | |
1670542474 | 1670610627 | t3_zgfvkb | t5_2to41 | 10 | LucasWhitefur7822: TIFU and ruined a song from my childhood.
A bit of backstory: When I was young, my mother had a set of lullabies and other songs she sang to my siblings and I. One of these was "Chim Chim Cher-ee" from Mary Poppins. I remember her singing it to me a few times, with the lyrics altered to be about how ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1670545023 | 1670596665 | t3_zgh12m | t5_2to41 | 30 | dsitalo: TIFU by having sex in my living room
Hi y’all. This actually happened today and I’m gonna probably start feeling the repercussions of this soon. Soo…. I live with two roommates at a townhouse we all rent. This morning both my roommates were gone from home. Normally this doesn’t mean anything, but today my lady... | 3 | 10 | |
1670543952 | 1670545834 | t3_zggjk6 | t5_2to41 | 26 | benje17X: TIFU by sneezing blood in front of a customer
TIFU by sneezing blood in front of a customer
Because of the wintertime, everyone on my dad's side of the family gets fucked up congestion and sinus issues for December and January. I'm used to it now, I will normally just need tissues at my desk and 9/10 times i... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1670545009 | 1670564716 | t3_zgh0v6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | vfunk15: TIFU by thinking my car got stolen
Title says it all. Went to find my car one night after hanging out with some friends. It had been an odd night. Lights went out in the whole neighborhood, our dinner was in the dark, friend couldn't get in to her electronically locked apartment complex. Returned to where I wa... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1670543668 | 1670550468 | t3_zggf1b | t5_2to41 | 799 | CulturalJacket8571: TIFU by losing my fingers
Some back story. I'm a young teacher working in a preschool and I was born a few fingers short. My arm isn't like a "normal" palm minus a few fingers, it's really slim and has the palm space to fit only the three fingers I have (including my thumb).
Kids tend to notice my ... | 6 | 133.166667 | |
1670546556 | 1670547054 | t3_zghp8u | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking an accidental pic of a dude next to me
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girlscoutkushy: Man spreading? You try sittng close legged with balls. They get sweaty and stick to our leg. Let the man air them out.
He probably thought you snapped a pic of his junk.
ls952: Bruh, why do they always get in the way trying to ... | 3 | 1 | |
1670546551 | 1670556265 | t3_zghp5d | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating on the couch
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threedogcircus: Why would you be in trouble if your parents knew?
MotoHULK: Rubbing one out where everyone sits is kinda yucky
threedogcircus: It is. So you tell them it's inappropriate to do that kind of thing outside the privacy of their bedroom and send them on ... | 4 | 23 | |
1670734981 | 1670854021 | t3_zift0c | t5_2to41 | 16 | chocalatil: TIFU by sending to many gay memes
I ,15m, fucked up by sending way to many gay memes.
It all started in the morning when my mom took my phone, just to check If there was like porn or something. An hour later, my mom enters my room and says, "Son, are you gay?". Me being flabbergasted said "no, I am no... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1670546376 | 1670604348 | t3_zghmfo | t5_2to41 | 305 | randomuser1857: TIFU by not knowing the actual meaning of roofie
So... I recently learned that roofie does *not* mean kissing someone deeply and licking the roof of their mouth. And the reason I finally learned this was due to a conversation with my friend who is also my roommate (we're both college sophomores). We wer... | 5 | 61 | |
1670547925 | 1670550418 | t3_zgi9sh | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep
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radioactiveduck_: honestly i keep accidentally doing this to my best friend when i’m meant to call him after work (he works until late night/early morning) so i absolutely feel ur pain. i wish i had any advice for u, but if u come across a solution, lmk?
interactionshurtme: H... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1672352776 | 1672456808 | t3_zyij49 | t5_2to41 | 323 | JohnnyAK11: TIFU by underestimating the intelligence of capybaras
I recently visited a wildlife sanctuary that was home to a group of capybaras. As I was walking through the enclosure, I spotted a capybara that had somehow managed to escape its pen.
Thinking that the capybara was just a dumb animal, I decided to try a... | 8 | 40.375 | |
1672352900 | 1672358092 | t3_zyil3b | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by making The sound while at gym with my friend/crush
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xeguerreiro: Me dumb. Me no understand shit of this post
jneum80: OP filled his britches with brown delight.
Open_Dragonfruit_304: Blew the bugle of the south and all smelled its inglorious air
clownandmuppet: That. Is poetic…
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1670551870 | 1670553082 | t3_zgjv14 | t5_2to41 | 7 | eXpressives: TIFU By Changing My Windshield Wipers
This just happened today and constantly beating myself up about this. Honestly such a minor thing but I needed to vent.
Background: My windshield had been cracked for about a year now (thanks random rock) and it was cracked beyond a cheaper fix but was still usable. T... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1670552824 | 1670562526 | t3_zgk7xb | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting while sleepy
I honestly have no idea how to put this and have absolutely no clue how to save the situation. Please help!
I (21M) live in Vietnam. I am chatting with another girl (19F) I really, really adore. I want to ask her out so badly, yet I’m approaching the end of my semester in year 3... | 3 | 1 | |
1670551601 | 1670582063 | t3_zgjrcy | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU story about my deal no 2
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AcrobaticSource3: Pics or it didn’t happen
ReviewLongjumping522: The least thing in my mind in that mess was starting to take pics of it
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1672355598 | 1672367118 | t3_zyjpqe | t5_2to41 | 61 | Im_InYour_Balls: TIFU, might have colon cancer
19M, turning 20 next month.
Over a year ago (last year, late January-early February), I had persistent bleeding for a week, covering the toilet bowel. Never got it checked out but the doctor gave me movicol and it went away. After over a year later, I’ve had stomach pain ... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1672355190 | 1672393842 | t3_zyjjii | t5_2to41 | 21 | throwaway_RA127312: TIFU by Taking Laxatives For my Pregnancy symptoms.
Just before Christmas I found out I was pregnant, I wasn't looking forward to the Symptoms Like Morning sickness or Change in sense of Smell and taste but there's one symptom I hate more than Anything else, the constipation. I've been Pregnant befo... | 3 | 7 | |
1670558719 | 1670619336 | t3_zgmbdn | t5_2to41 | 1,596 | Webofshadows1: TIFU Agreeing to be wingman for my buddies
This story happened many years ago, but I was reminded of it today. I was stationed in Hawaii and loving life. One particular night, we (3 of us) went to a club to blow off steam on a Friday night. Before we go out, I was given the title of wingman. One of my bu... | 12 | 133 | |
1670561144 | 1670568426 | t3_zgn5zk | t5_2to41 | 6 | Rainy_Skipper: TIFU by throwing food
Today at lunch was just like any normal day. I got my food and sat down with my friends. Well one of my friends threw a piece of coleslaw into my potatoes. I laugh a little then throw it back at him. It went over him and hit the floor. Then i notice a girl at the table behind him lo... | 9 | 0.666667 | |
1672358762 | 1672418710 | t3_zyl1x9 | t5_2to41 | 2,145 | redejonghe: TIFU by eating Hot Sauce called BUTTHOLE DESTROYER
I generally like hot sauces but have never ventured down the road of SUPER HOT SAUCES. As a gift for Christmas I received a bottle of Steve O's Butthole Destroyer.
I had tasted just a touch to my finger last week, sure it was hot but I figured I'd give it a... | 10 | 214.5 | |
1670562275 | 1670563304 | t3_zgnjfp | t5_2to41 | 10 | lucky99994thredditor: TIFU by drinking a beer at 3 am
I'm pretty much a casual beer drinker, so I've had a few beers at parties or after work, but nothing over the top. Yesterday I went to the gym and was having my usual session, then decided to go home and drink a beer.
I went to the fridge and grabbed a few beer... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1672360014 | 1672372030 | t3_zylklk | t5_2to41 | 907 | throwaway-2819381: TIFU - Possibly - Sex With Trans Girl
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Master_Maniac: Only thing to be worried about is not wrapping up bud.
If the two of you clicked, and everything was consensual, all is good. A person is more than their equipment.
If anything, I'd suggest you talk to her and see about an actual date, ... | 14 | 64.785714 | |
1672360457 | 1672369181 | t3_zylqw7 | t5_2to41 | 50 | Visual_Mission_1459: TIFU by trying to hook up with my childhood bestfriend
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[deleted]: Why tf are you getting wasted as a fifteen year old child? That's the fuck up here
Visual_Mission_1459: had a rough childhood and also have friends that do drugs and drink sooo thats your answer lol
[deleted]: So don't drin... | 10 | 5 | |
1670567474 | 1670696787 | t3_zgp6da | t5_2to41 | 95 | WonTaPooSee: TIFU by mistaking my autogynephilia for gender dysphoria
Hi everyone, I wanted to share a story about a time when I really messed up. I hope that by sharing my experience, others can learn from my mistake and avoid going down the same path.
A few years ago, I started to feel like I didn't fit in as a man.... | 19 | 5 | |
1670569604 | 1670571136 | t3_zgptp3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | shaquille-oatmeal22: TIFU by not paying my rent on time
So I had my rent money saved in a pot and was ready to send but as I was travelling and needed the money all of a sudden so instead of trying to temporarily borrow from elsewhere (which I could've done easily but pride got in the way) and sending my rent money to ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1670570234 | 1670619776 | t3_zgq0ah | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by snooping on my boss’s email. I’m scared I’ll be fired.
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Shiny_Grapefruit: Personally I’d try and get ahead of it and privately fess up and show remorse. That said he should change the password regardless and not have this no secret open to his email vibe, that’s really weird for a boss, espe... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1671402244 | 1672376805 | t3_zpa6q8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Msboohoo: TIFU by calling my narcissistic ex repeatedly
He blocked me. I have bpd so major abandonment issues. I kept calling cuz I was in a state of denial, confusion, and shock that he actually blocked me.
I felt so empowered with our last text conversation. I told him what he is, called him out on everything. Probab... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1672364455 | 1672369649 | t3_zynb4k | t5_2to41 | 423 | nothing4everx: TIFU by sending money to a stranger on a dating app
i met this guy on hinge and we were texting pretty often for about 2 weeks. he asked me out on a date a few days ago and i agreed. he lives about an hour away from me, so last night asked if he could meet me somewhere half way. he agreed but asked if i ... | 4 | 105.75 | |
1670574919 | 1670577446 | t3_zgrgno | t5_2to41 | 52 | aitch87: TIFU by thinking my laptop was defective for an entire year
So I have a pretty old gaming laptop (in laptop years), and for the past year I though it was on its way out. Seemingly at random, the screen would turn off and on and the keyboard would become unresponsive. After a few seconds it would turn back on a... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1672365243 | 1672408558 | t3_zynm09 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Vegetable-Rest7205: TIFU by procrastinating my highschool courses
So for a bit of context, when COVID started, I went into online schooling. I did a program called TVO ILC, which basically provides me with full courses that I read through, I read assignment documents, complete them, and hand them in to be marked by som... | 10 | 0.8 | |
1672368781 | 1672426577 | t3_zyowxz | t5_2to41 | 3,087 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my partner about the ingredients in his drink
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FeelingFloor2083: well whats in the fucking drink?
Dzyu: Let me massage my temples, cross my eyes, squint real hard and try to read his mind... Ok, here it comes!
It's a cherry and peach martini. He loves it, but feels a little insecure ... | 12 | 257.25 | |
1670588042 | 1670698630 | t3_zgvqw6 | t5_2to41 | 7,109 | 1_am_not_a_b0t: TIFU letting my girlfriend pay at the adult shop.
Obligatory this did not happen today but a few years ago. My (M21) girlfriend (F22) had been seeing each other for the entire first year of college and we decided to move in together. After sharing all the bills and splitting them between various credit ... | 13 | 546.846154 | |
1670589097 | 1670594713 | t3_zgw4ch | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my girlfriend pay for our sex toys.
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AbyssofEvil08: The bigger question is why did she have her parents credit card??? It's not in her name and boy the amount of issues she could create, should her parents decide to retaliate on that....
It sounds like there's a lot more to that si... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1670591366 | 1670592113 | t3_zgwy0z | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a gossip account of my school and getting caught
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Devittraisedto2: >i just thought making an account for shits and giggles would be innocent.
>I had opened a gossip account of my school,and had posted some pretty brutal,nasty and horrible things about some of the influential st... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1672370750 | 1672374221 | t3_zypmdg | t5_2to41 | 577 | DogThrowawaay: TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire
I live in a major city, and my best friend and his wife came back for the holidays, to see her mom.
I know their families as well, and we’re all adults, we get along. So, I usually get invited to come into this... | 5 | 115.4 | |
1670595365 | 1670853778 | t3_zgyghd | t5_2to41 | 58 | CharlieMike111: TIFU by having sex in my own house
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[deleted]: The only solution here is to continue thrusting while maintaining strict eye contact to establish dominance
ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN: "Hello Sis! We're trying for a baby!"
CharlieMike111: "You wanted to be an Aunt, didn't ya?"
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1670611479 | 1670676388 | t3_zh0dbz | t5_2to41 | 10 | CovidPangolin: I can imagine why as a college you don't wnat a bunch of half naked drunk minors run around your campus every year. And to be fair they gave you a warning, you should be happy that it ended with a slap on the wrist.
OldCarWorshipper: Except if he's at least 18 ( typical age of a college freshman ) he's n... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1672373847 | 1672389998 | t3_zyqom7 | t5_2to41 | 14,190 | potatojohn101: TIFU by Shopping for an Engagement Ring for GF of 6 Years
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fordbeamer: I guess… better you know now? Sorry man. That sucks.
potatojohn101: I just wished this could have happened on literally any other day. This feels like an FU in particular moment
fordbeamer: Doesn’t sound like that to me. List... | 11 | 1,290 | |
1670598310 | 1670689417 | t3_zgzmnm | t5_2to41 | 28 | bloomsmittenn: TIFU by trying to be productive and responsible
So, I was in my bathroom filling up a mop bucket with water. As I tried to take it out of the tub to go mop, I carried it with one hand and it tipped. Water and cleaner went all over the floor. I froze in spot to think, “Did that just happen? Is this a drea... | 4 | 7 | |
1670602780 | 1670629179 | t3_zh1fyh | t5_2to41 | 38 | smooze420: TIFU by forgetting a safety feature…
Obligatory happened yesterday but realized my mistake in the middle of the night. So my wife and I cut grass for a living. We’re not professional landscapers. Mow, trim and edge then be on our way. Keeps the lights on and food on the table. Since it’s the late fall, almos... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1670602593 | 1670638862 | t3_zh1d6x | t5_2to41 | 111 | WastedOrgasms: TIFU listening to my religious father
I'm the son of a pastor. I'm 30 years old. I was raised to never break the rules of our religion. My parents were strict Christians. God always came first. Speaking of which, the first time I came was in my late teens. I fought the urge to masturbate because I was sc... | 10 | 11.1 | |
1670603741 | 1670608860 | t3_zh1u5w | t5_2to41 | 18 | Subject-Chipmunk7916: TIFU by accidentally bringing up my mental health with a new friend and making things awkward
So for the past few weeks, I've been having trouble with my mental health (which is normal for me), and during that time a few of my friends have texted asking if I'm doing okay (which is also normal). W... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1672376072 | 1672379243 | t3_zyreve | t5_2to41 | 34 | Connect_Swordfish_85: TIFU by agreeing to something without thinking about the potential outcome.
So for a few months (I believe since mid September) a friend of mine(I’m female btw) I’ll call Jake has been trying to get me and his friend Noah (fake names obv) to ‘date’ and at first it was just small comments which I j... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1672375850 | 1672606337 | t3_zyrc9w | t5_2to41 | 14,275 | oldfreak75: TIFU by accidentally saying “love you” to my fwb
My (26m) fwb (25f) and I met on tinder this summer. We had both come out of LTRs so we decided to keep it casual. We have a few things in common but we’re also quite different - for example, she’s very outgoing and me not as much or she’s very outspoken and n... | 19 | 751.315789 | |
1672377389 | 1672378135 | t3_zyrvbd | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by slapping my brother
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suagtforutube: What is r***********?
adhd-photokid: My apologies if this was phrased wrong. It’s a slur, usually referring to a person with an intellectual disability.
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1670604814 | 1670608078 | t3_zh29ec | t5_2to41 | 21 | wooolllyyy: TIFU by getting fired because i cried (Update)
[Original post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/p88xhv/tifu_by_getting_fired_because_i_cried/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
I was contemplating making this update because it's not the type of "it all worked out at the end update"... | 7 | 3 | |
1670601812 | 1670623420 | t3_zh11om | t5_2to41 | 3 | Synchro_Shoukan: TIFU by drinking my own dead skin
Happened a couple nights ago. I have have a build up of dry cracked skin on the heels of my feet and on the side of both big toes, doctors always said it was a genetic thing, I hate it. I only hate it because I have severe depression and don't take care of myself. I a... | 3 | 1 | |
1670610707 | 1670612972 | t3_zh4ul2 | t5_2to41 | 5,421 | jesseberdinka: TIFU by trying to convince my daughter an amputated bloody Leprechaun was after her seeking revenge for a prank gone wrong. You asked for it...
Obligatory this happened a while ago.
So many people wanted to hear this after my Christmas Potato story I thought I'd get it out there.
So to start off, my fa... | 7 | 774.428571 | |
1672381268 | 1672385714 | t3_zyt3xh | t5_2to41 | 94 | recyclable-trash: TIFU by joining a gym and immediately regretting it
To preface, I have bad anxiety and have seen people in the past for it. I’ve also just recently left my small regional town for the big city and the loneliness and fear struck today.
But today, I decided I’d check out a gym and try it out for the ne... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1671327787 | 1671543715 | t3_zompmb | t5_2to41 | 11,008 | Mainlinemisload: TIFU by letting my wife give me a BJ
So this was actually yesterday.
The wife and I finally found good Thai food since moving to our current city. Seeing that we are lovers of spicy food, we both opted for a 7 spice level on a 1-9 scale. Finished dinner and promptly went upstairs to get ready to win... | 9 | 1,223.111111 | |
1672382331 | 1672488143 | t3_zytf9n | t5_2to41 | 34 | Gloomy_Ad9290: TIFU by using my kids hoverboard
Never thought I'd get to use the same throwaway twice. But this post will be too recognisable for me to post it on my main.
And for clarity, this happened yesterday, but I'm still up at 6am so I'm calling it today.
My son got a hoverboard from Santa. Really cool little... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1672386265 | 1672388282 | t3_zyukax | t5_2to41 | -2 | Lilith_Risen: TIFU by flushing my new butt plug
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Fun-Pea-880: You posted this because you needed your rent paid right?
> Yes I looked at your linktree link. I lost a few brain cells in the process.
Lilith_Risen: Bwahaha I mean if you want to sure. But no, I tried posting this in the moment and forgot a t... | 6 | -0.333333 | |
1670619954 | 1670641438 | t3_zh8q40 | t5_2to41 | 6,126 | bballeng3: TIFU by not washing my clothes for a year
About a year ago I bought a new washing machine. One of the features included was a small hole to pour liquid detergent into. Over the last year I have been pouring detergent into this hole each time I ran a load of laundry.
Fast forward to today and I’m getting rea... | 16 | 382.875 | |
1670622850 | 1670624617 | t3_zh9wws | t5_2to41 | 87 | Bio_Criminal: TIFU by doing bellyflops and wearing a poloshirt.
This happened ~50 minutes ago.
Warning, I will swear.
I'M A BIG FUCKING IDIOT. And here's why.
So, I was at the swimming society for my university. Swimming along. Like usual. The president wasn't there so nobody was taking it that seriously. Then the g... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1670623694 | 1670638683 | t3_zha9ch | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: Tifu...by not listening
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GlassPanther: Aye yo you might wanna go make sure he's okay ... this post has my Spidey sense tingling.
shyhighfreakyfun: He's ok
GlassPanther: Thanks for caring 👍 You are a good friend to him, whether you realize it or not.
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1672392462 | 1672397738 | t3_zywbmk | t5_2to41 | 45 | Pleasant_Broccoli451: TIFU by fighting an ex boyfriend and going to a club with friends a week later
I live close to a pretty famous club area with different events every weekend. A club I like invited several well know DJs and dancers. It was a prelude to the upcoming New Year's Eve party. Like it get's crazier every ... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1670627814 | 1670667626 | t3_zhc1hn | t5_2to41 | 19 | armchairplane: TIFU by getting high and giving a shitty best man speech.
This was earlier this year.
Before the wedding all the groomsmen took an edible. Weed makes me crazy self conscious but against my better judgement I said fuck it and ate one.
It was kicking in right as I was about to give my speech. Normally be... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1672395377 | 1672469994 | t3_zyx3w5 | t5_2to41 | 445 | Throwawayplayers: TIFU by cumming on my girlfriends crocheting project
Throwaway account cause my friends browse my regular account.
A little background:
Part one:
I drove up to my girlfriends house who lives out of state to celebrate her birthday today.
Part two:
Something we both do before a visit is avoid pleas... | 4 | 111.25 | |
1671269258 | 1671371672 | t3_zo2nho | t5_2to41 | 891 | GirlandtwoCats: TIFU by having an orgasms while throwing up drunk after a long dry spell
I went out partying last night. Had one too many tequilas, like I haven’t been this drunk in years. When I arrived home, my head was spinning so bad! I almost couldn’t make it up the stairs to my apartment or figure the right key t... | 7 | 127.285714 | |
1670635188 | 1670648812 | t3_zhew9t | t5_2to41 | 26 | Known_Figure_5198: TIFU I shared my bonus details with a coworker who's getting significantly less
So today we just got our bonus numbers and my coworker asked me how much I got. The dumbass I am, I told her first. (I know, so stupid! but for my defense this is my second job out of school so I am not used to corporate ... | 10 | 2.6 | |
1670636038 | 1670636991 | t3_zhf7nk | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling my boss I messed up immediately.
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AcrobaticSource3: > I called the master baker
I bet he likes masterbaking all night and has developed different techniques to masterbake
[deleted]: His skills are simply unmatched
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1672399923 | 1672442797 | t3_zyydoe | t5_2to41 | 1,442 | 3oclockam: TIFU by being outsmarted by my 3 year old
I consider myself to be of reasonable intelligence but today I was just outsmarted by my dinosaur guru 3 year old and I feel like I have been taken down a peg or two.
It all started when we got new name tag stickers for when my son starts kindergarten. His mother le... | 7 | 206 | |
1670626901 | 1670647848 | t3_zhbn9d | t5_2to41 | 25 | TeachOfTheYear: TIFU by playing an evil, bloody trick on my unsuspecting mother.
This did not happen recently. It happened waaaaay back in time but it is my story.
We go back to the time of orange kitchens and shag rugs. I was 15, it was the late 70s, Donna Summer probably played in the background. I had recently boug... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1672401066 | 1672426456 | t3_zyypgx | t5_2to41 | 46 | TooWhiteTooBlack: TIFU by sending a pic of someone else’s panties to my ex
Standard this didn’t happen today but a few months ago.
This story starts a couple of years ago when my ex (f26, let’s call her Indi) and I (m24) were still together. I couldn’t tell you for certain when this happened but I have a vivid memory ... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1670642567 | 1670707461 | t3_zhhim0 | t5_2to41 | 36 | AbbreviationsNo669: Tifu by having sex
Hey so this wasn’t today but about a week ago so I Male was talking to a girl over Snapchat and it got flirty and she asked me to pick her up and take her to mine
So I agreed and drove nearly 100kms to her house where when I arrived I realised she had in fact lied about her bod... | 9 | 4 | |
1672403476 | 1672435758 | t3_zyzfjb | t5_2to41 | 10,080 | YourInfidelityInMe: TIFU by giving BJ before a free lunch
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Thomas2311: This cannot be real. Nobody would be this naive.
shinymetalobjekt: I want to see the text exchange leading to this. How does it get to "Yeah I'll suck your dick when we first meet"
SpaceCase0101: Isn't sex what tinder was all about to begi... | 15 | 672 | |
1670647544 | 1670699464 | t3_zhj5sg | t5_2to41 | 20 | jackofallnerd: TIFU by realizing that i in fact did over spent on a 200 dollar receipt
after confirming with my dad that he infact didn't buy anything with me on that day, i realized that i had over spent our money on stuff that we didn't need.
on that day i went with my dad to a mall to buy a couple of adias short... | 5 | 4 | |
1670647905 | 1670700785 | t3_zhj9n6 | t5_2to41 | 101 | wailflower92: TIFU by going to a meeting dressed casually
Customary this didn’t happen today but a few years ago.
I remembered this story from another post that was about wearing casuals to work.
A few years ago I used to work for an organisation where there was no real dress code. Most days we’d go to work dressed... | 4 | 25.25 | |
1670649613 | 1670737073 | t3_zhjto2 | t5_2to41 | 44 | SethariahK: TIFU by ruining my parents TV
So I’m staying with my parents right now, living off unemployment as I’m in between jobs. I went to grab the surge protector that sits behind my parents TV, and slid it over ti the side. As I reached behind it, the TV started to tip and before I could fully grab it it slammed i... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1670651560 | 1670711143 | t3_zhkevk | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU by indulging too much
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apolychr: Be honest and seek help. A disaster from your habits will hit way harder than an honest discussion to your partner to find change. I say this with love. Work through it. Have fun if your life’s not in shambles… but this seems like you’re not in a good place.
ded... | 11 | 6.909091 | |
1670652547 | 1670691372 | t3_zhkpn0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by literally losing $100
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cinnamonandmint: If it helps, I once somehow misplaced $200 USD that I had set aside as cash to take when traveling in case of emergency (if my cards didn’t work or something). I never spent it; I just…didn’t have it anymore after some trip or other, and it never tur... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1670652988 | 1670675161 | t3_zhkuhd | t5_2to41 | 23 | FrankDaFireTank: Tifu by being horny
So I M(21) was talking to this chick on tinder and it seemed it was going well. She then asked for my insta so we could talk on a better platform, I agreed cause tinder sucks as a messenging platform. We talk for a bit and she starts to get spicy and she asks for a video call, I acc... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1672405098 | 1672410933 | t3_zyzxdl | t5_2to41 | 37 | lesbiandaughterinlaw: TIFU by having hypnopompic hallucinations
I woke up and rolled over to see a head on my bed. It's my fiancée, her eyes bloodshot, blood leaking from the corner of her mouth. Blood was pooling where the neck has been severed.
I screamed and kicked out, and my foot connected with the head. Her hea... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1672408043 | 1672448121 | t3_zz0y3y | t5_2to41 | 882 | babysharkso: TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it
For context, I’ve (22f) been single for a while and met this guy at a concert event, he invited me out for a drink afterwards. We hit it off instantly and it’s not often that I come across someone I felt this... | 8 | 110.25 | |
1670658659 | 1670659078 | t3_zhmf2w | t5_2to41 | 24 | VivaIbiza: TIFU by opening my mail…
After this day, nothing was ever the same again and all I did was open an envelope…
Ok, this didn't happen today, but I just read another post about someone else who posted about something from years before, so here we go:
While at Uni I lived in a shared house with 3 other people.... | 3 | 8 | |
1670656466 | 1670691769 | t3_zhltnl | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by repeatedly talking shit about an artist and employer while they could overhear me the whole time
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NoctuaFanGuy: "we was working"
Yeah I'm out.
qndel: >today we was working
Hahaha I literally came here to write the exact same thing :D
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1670661595 | 1670663215 | t3_zhn82z | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my phone unlocked with my father in law.
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Auroraburst: Absolutely tell your wife, she needs to know that he is doing this sort of thing and to watch out for her own phone.
Honestly I'd fill my phone with pictures of random naked dudes (tell the wife you're doing it though) and watch... | 3 | 22 | |
1670660445 | 1670739843 | t3_zhmx17 | t5_2to41 | 232 | Ians_Life: TIFU by being a horny teenager and clicking a link on Omegle
Ok so this happened when I was around the age of 15 I would say, I am 20 now. I had only ever used Omegle a couple times in my life. I hadn’t used it in years and was horny so I decided I would hop on and test my luck. I don’t really know what I wa... | 11 | 21.090909 | |
1670661883 | 1670672818 | t3_zhnasa | t5_2to41 | 21 | CarpetEmbarrassed965: TIFU by asking my close female friend to prom
This happened not to long ago. I was close friends with this girl (we’re both 17 in hs) and I decided I wanted to go to the school dance with her. I mustered up courage and asked her out while also giving her a gift I got while on vacation (Singapore).... | 7 | 3 | |
1671425367 | 1671485064 | t3_zpi9w5 | t5_2to41 | 290 | YourInfidelityInMe: TIFU I gave a car snow job without making sure he could 100% take me home
I am FREEZING and my face hurts from the snow. I’m waiting for the Uber driver and I hope to god he finds me. I have my phone out on highest brightness in case he can’t see where I am.
Earlier, I met a Tinder match I had been... | 10 | 29 | |
1672413826 | 1672414503 | t3_zz33n3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get my cousin in trouble with his GF
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SalmonNgiri: You used three paragraphs and a TL;DR to describe the most boring tidbit ever and tried to claim it’s a TIFU?
That’s 2 minutes I’m not getting back
gzlovesyou: Yeah bs!
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1670677162 | 1670678981 | t3_zhryy4 | t5_2to41 | 17 | NoDelivery-TBK: TIFU Honesty sucks
Well TIFU by telling my partner she could sleep with her friend. Her, F25 and her friend had been mentioning a hall pass for a night out and I never said anything but apparently they were joking. After the night out she got home and she said she never slept with her so I said I'd have... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1670678035 | 1670686992 | t3_zhs9y9 | t5_2to41 | 33 | In_TouchGuyBowsnlace: TIFU By wanting to manscape with Nair before I meet my Girlfriend.
I've been with my girl for three months over FaceTime and online.
On New year's eve she is flying 1200km's to meet me and spend three weeks here on the Sunshine Coast in QLD.
I FUCKED UP, by wanting to rid myself of old pubic hair... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1672415006 | 1672417847 | t3_zz3kgg | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies
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Duality26: Lol Scabbies isn't some life threatening disease, nor some crazy incurable STD.
It's a rash, you're life is far from over. Get a grip.
H3ll_Pr0digy: Arent scabies bugs that burrow into your skin? Like... isn't that where the rash comes ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1672417227 | 1672453619 | t3_zz4idl | t5_2to41 | 3,384 | bloobuttercup: TIFU by inviting a tinder match over
Technically, it happened last night butttt
I (21F) matched with someone (26M) on Tinder last night. We started chatting and I thought it'd be nice to meet but I didn't want to meet last night. He kept pushing, and eventually, around 10 p.m., I said whatever come ov... | 12 | 282 | |
1672418096 | 1672453378 | t3_zz4uvh | t5_2to41 | 70 | Titanwaves: TIFU by taking two edibles
TIFU by taking two edibles
Obligatory this happened mostly yesterday, technically, but lasted past midnight so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My friend brought cannabis infused peanut butter cups to my bachlorette party. I've only done joints or hit a pen in the past while I was already very, very ... | 5 | 14 | |
1670816099 | 1670972922 | t3_zjlmh2 | t5_2to41 | 215 | Curls_and_Glasses: TIFU by getting drunk after being sober for 8 months
A little back story. I started drinking from a very early stage of my life (definitely not proud of it). I didn’t think I had a drinking problem since I’d only drink on “special occasions”, but whenever that happened it was something like “go hard ... | 19 | 11.315789 | |
1670688406 | 1670770618 | t3_zhw64d | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing my fellow medical resident to have a nervous breakdown.
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CatEyes333: Wow, you guys are future doctors? As in, supposedly compassionate and wanting to help others? This is horrifying and is making me question the future of medicine.
Naughty-list-or-bust: Reading a crazy made up reddit... | 6 | 1 | |
1670688915 | 1670857355 | t3_zhwdjm | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I made friends with streamers
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RumpledStiltSkinn: Never give streamers cash. It's pathetic
blubafish: Never? Why? I mean first of all anyone is free to do how he plesses with his money. Second, I am personally watching one Twitch streamer (male, nothing sexual there) very often. Mos... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1670689055 | 1670794145 | t3_zhwfgy | t5_2to41 | 50 | Mr-E-Droflah: Tifu by “fixing” my AirPods
Gen 1 & 2 AirPods are shit. The battery life dies and it’s pretty hard to replace them. So I figured I’d buy some batteries and give it a go watching YouTube instructions to replace them. I’m just going to stack the results here as problems as they intensify…
Problem 1. Th... | 5 | 10 | |
1672422381 | 1672423367 | t3_zz6mlw | t5_2to41 | 14 | comeback_kid_: TIFU by not being confident enough.
So yeah this happened about 9 years ago when I was around 16. This was when facebook was really popular and used to randomly send friend requests to people. I had randomly sent a request to a girl (let's call her Jenny). Jenny was really beautiful and from a different ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1670693019 | 1670722578 | t3_zhy0hm | t5_2to41 | 35,670 | UTX_Shadow: TIFU by going on a date with a therapist.
This was actually last December but I’m always told this is a hilarious story so I thought I’d share.
Last September my ex wife and I filed for divorce. We were separated. One of my best friends says I should try dating. She’s never led me astray so I say fuck it,... | 14 | 2,547.857143 | |
1670699305 | 1670719719 | t3_zi0mb3 | t5_2to41 | 82 | Brave-Nobody-1944: TIFU by expecting my parents to pay for my college tuition
I know how the title sounds, but let me start from the beginning.
For as long as I can remember, my mom and dad received social security for me. I am a high functioning autistic eighteen male. I don't know how long they've been receiving it ... | 4 | 20.5 | |
1672425251 | 1672802301 | t3_zz7tnx | t5_2to41 | 38 | lostcacti: TIFU by taking my dream job
Technically, this happened several years ago. I took the job I had spent ten years preparing for and it has had numerous negative ripple effects.
I have a PhD in an industry applicable but pretty specific subject area. Competition for faculty positions in my field is fierce and g... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1672427778 | 1672440709 | t3_zz8u2f | t5_2to41 | -4 | Ltislande: TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend
Today I fucked up in a way that I never could have imagined.
It all started when I received a call from my ex-girlfriend, who I hadn't spoken to in months. She was crying and begged me to come over because she was feeling overwhelmed and needed someone to talk to.
... | 11 | -0.363636 | |
1672426122 | 1672431908 | t3_zz85tu | t5_2to41 | 20 | Mando_The_Moronic: TIFU by backing into my sister’s car
This happened this morning. My sister is visiting for the holidays and has been parking behind my truck (something I haven’t really needed to deal with all year round). I needed to get somewhere this morning and got into my truck. Since it was the morning and I’m ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1672429194 | 1672450636 | t3_zz9f2e | t5_2to41 | 3 | xXReggieXx: TIFU by accidentally setting off a bomb
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survival-nut: 5 seconds on google confirmed this did not happen.
Jack_35: It’s real I can confirm- I was Jack in the story
survival-nut: Please post links to the news articles of the nuclear explosion. Also I could not find a head of state (king/queen/presid... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1670702759 | 1670724691 | t3_zi21ok | t5_2to41 | 3 | littleduckmurder: TIFU by taking too much edibles
From what the sample packages say I had 30mg delta 9 + 5mg THC-O + 30mg HHC all together.
How could I do that? now this is my first time trying edibles, as I was driving home around 10pm I opened a packet of some pop rocks and ate it within 5mins. Now I've never been "... | 3 | 1 | |
1670701537 | 1671016851 | t3_zi1itg | t5_2to41 | 83 | shrike26: TIFU by not reading the dosage on my prescription correctly.
TIFU by being sick with sinus congestion and a sore throat for about 6 days now. Went to an urgent care as my regular doc couldn't see me until Monday.
So they do the standard covid, flu, strep tests. All come out negative, yay.
They tell me it is m... | 4 | 20.75 |
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