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1670704670 | 1670705992 | t3_zi2ubk | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by infecting my girlfriend
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tabshiftescape: Sounds like it’s time for apologies and communication all around.
THE_ORIGAL: The problem is that the teamwork quarrel from their part was that I was becoming too bossy and I don't need to give them work and from my part it was that when I no longer g... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1670847171 | 1671048662 | t3_zjxbno | t5_2to41 | 6,774 | Monsterburpqueen: TIFU by quoting Lord of the Rings
TL;DR at the bottom. Am on phone etc etc
I honestly think this is still very funny but I’m in a lot of trouble. My husband and I have been trying for a baby. It hasn’t been working out. We haven’t gone to a doctor or anything yet, but things have been disappointing.... | 11 | 615.818182 | |
1670709000 | 1670723546 | t3_zi4ofa | t5_2to41 | 179 | ricky90000: TIFU by saying a yo mama joke to an orphan
I (20m) was in the morning at the park and a kid came to me and said "yo mama so fat you need 5 trains and 2 bus to get to her good side" and i said "yo mama so fat,she can't even jump to a conclusion" then he started crying and running away
Later 2 orphanage staff... | 10 | 17.9 | |
1671051902 | 1671071086 | t3_zm26il | t5_2to41 | 1,343 | jakobitz: TIFU by letting my kid take his knock-off toy robot to school
So today was my son's "Bring your favourite toy to school" day, the format was looking back through history at toys that children would receive at Christmas and compare them against toys they have today. When I pitched the idea of taking a toy to s... | 7 | 191.857143 | |
1670710224 | 1671127184 | t3_zi57bt | t5_2to41 | 190 | LizardE0: TIFU by "treating" my eye infection the night before a job interview
I (25 f) have had an eye infection on and off for the past 2 months. I even ended up in hospital at one point because it got so bad and they gave me antibiotic eyedrops along with some gel to soothe the itching at night (this is important la... | 6 | 31.666667 | |
1670703192 | 1670743931 | t3_zi28g5 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Gzana: TIFU by trying to educate someone else’s kid
22F here
I was contacted for giving private lessons in English to two kids, 6F and 8F.
The oldest had troubles understanding but was no problem to teach.
The youngest was a disrespectful nightmare. She was very disrespectful the first time but I thought “hey, ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1672434364 | 1672437415 | t3_zzbisj | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my straight laced stepmother a picture of my bong
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UndersizedSandwich: Better a picture of your bong than your dong.
Bubbagumpredditor: Maybe his dong was in his bong if it was.long.
Irate_Alligate1: That's just wrong.
OkVolume1: Let me see that thong-ong-ong-ong-ong.
Baby. That tho... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1672436047 | 1672765794 | t3_zzc7av | t5_2to41 | 20 | i_am_dumb_asf: TIFU by telling my bestfriend (also ex and fwb) That i loved him.
Couple of months ago, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn’t a good person so i moved on surprisingly quick. Breaking up with him meant as well that i could unblock everybody i blocked for him (exs, friends, random people, etc) And one o... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1672439990 | 1672498160 | t3_zzds8j | t5_2to41 | 257 | untitled_star: TIFU by letting a random person flush a toilet
TIFU by letting a random person flush a toilet
As the headline says, I (39F) let a random person come inside an apartment where I'm watching a friend's cat for the weekend. They (30s male) said they were with maintenance here to check the toilet. It seemed ... | 5 | 51.4 | |
1672440846 | 1672483773 | t3_zze4cz | t5_2to41 | 379 | iamrayuu: TIFU by accidentally walking out of work
This just happened and I need a void to scream into because I am so embarrassed and I feel so stupid lol.
I work at a dispensary in a state that it is legal in obviously, and right now is one of the busiest times. As of writing this New Year’s eve literally tomorrow, ... | 8 | 47.375 | |
1670718439 | 1670798610 | t3_zi8hf9 | t5_2to41 | 1,551 | morganlef: Tifu by not wearing a bra
This happened this morning.
For context, I gave birth a couple weeks ago and currently breastfeeding my newborn. My boob leakage over the last few days had lessened so I thought I'd throw off the nursing bra and let the ladies free for the first time in weeks.
Wally-Word sells th... | 8 | 193.875 | |
1672443419 | 1672449085 | t3_zzf4xy | t5_2to41 | 2,339 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it [FINAL UPDATE]
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TheMeltingDevil: I honestly thought he was going to fuck the mother for a sec
lostrealityuk: And then telling the brothers.
FLTDI: "I know I said your lil sis likes it rough, now I know where she got i... | 4 | 584.75 | |
1670716625 | 1670724410 | t3_zi7s6c | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by admiring a classic car and making my mother think I was gay
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Jack_Rackam: Weaponise this to get her into watching WWE with you!
Son_of_Taco: https://youtu.be/p68w3BESrEA
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1672445348 | 1672453953 | t3_zzfw48 | t5_2to41 | 38 | frogger001: TIFU by discharging bladder fluid in my girlfriends daughters suitcase
I’m in Japan with my girlfriend, her daughter and her mother for vacation. Last night my girlfriend and I went out to go have some drinks and took part in an “all you can drink” package. Well, I have a tendency to sleep walk even when I’... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1670723367 | 1670729357 | t3_ziae6o | t5_2to41 | 12 | ZealousidealRoyal698: TIFU by shitting my pants.
So.. as the title says, today I shit my pants, the only problem is I couldn’t stop it and I am so confused on how to feel and know I can’t tell anyone irl . I have been having stomach problems all day, you know the liquid kind.. so there I was, eating lunch with my cat... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1672448755 | 1672553062 | t3_zzh62j | t5_2to41 | 175 | Candid_Zebra265: TIFU by dying my hair bright pink the day before NYE...
...WITHOUT GLOVES. God damn it my hair is great but my hands are stained like nobody's business and I have tried everything I could think off... Oil, dish soap, regular soap, rubbing with all of the above and salt/sugar, rubbing with a rag until m... | 7 | 25 | |
1672449637 | 1672451198 | t3_zzhhhz | t5_2to41 | 26 | marijuanacandymama: TIFU with my mom
Today I fucked up because I was annoyed that my mother was late to babysit. She is always late, always has something that prevents her from being on time and today it felt like she was lying to me about why she was late. So when she called I was short with her. When she arrived at m... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1670725675 | 1670747826 | t3_zibj6p | t5_2to41 | 302 | throwaway1111000095: TIFU by getting stuck in my underwear.
Let me take you back 7 years ago.
I had just started dating my now ex. This day I decided to wear some cheap pair of laced underwear. Me and my now ex were making out and grinding against each other when their dad interrupted us. Several hours later and I urg... | 3 | 100.666667 | |
1672450523 | 1672508820 | t3_zzhszn | t5_2to41 | 613 | FoldPsychological589: TIFU by going on a Grindr date
I had been chatting with a guy on Grindr for a few weeks and we had finally decided to meet in person at a local bar. I was nervous but excited, as I had never met anyone from the app before.
When I arrived at the bar, I saw the guy I had been talking to sitting at ... | 8 | 76.625 | |
1672452998 | 1672472435 | t3_zziork | t5_2to41 | 10,498 | _B_Little_me: TIFU with my wife of 14 years
TIFU Over the last few years, after a pretty traumatic event, started to drink heavily. I am not the same person my wife met and fell in love with. I've had the plan to begin my path to an alcohol free life in 2023. But today happened.
I had a stressful morning. I had a drin... | 14 | 749.857143 | |
1672453305 | 1672938501 | t3_zzislc | t5_2to41 | 8 | Afoolfortheeons: Tifu by creating a sex cult and getting tossed into the back of an FBI van
So this didn't happen today, but it's still a story worth telling. Long backstory turned short, I am schizoaffective and an acid trip once put me in a psychotic state for six years. In short, I came to believe the CIA had recrui... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1672453935 | 1672457517 | t3_zzj0kw | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying my body and financial future
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AcrobaticSource3: Someone help me out, what’s the sub where people post inspirational fitness progress? OP needs to scroll through that and get inspired that she is not destined to be 300 lbs, and that with dedication and focus, she can change her lif... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1670730601 | 1670735218 | t3_zidt8d | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to have really intense dreams and making my boyfriend think I was dying in the process
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Akitten84: I remember having pretty vivid dreams on the patch, but oof, step 1 for a light smoker! No bueno. Maybe next time, if there is a next time, wait til you can find step 3.
You ever watch... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1672456695 | 1672505030 | t3_zzjyfn | t5_2to41 | 700 | SunnyGirl_TF2: TIFU By answering the phone with “whore”
For context I’m currently on a cruise with my fiancé and a bunch of my family. About 20-30 minutes before the incident, my sister had called my room phone. When she and I call each other, we’ll jokingly call each other fuckers, or asshole, or whatever. I’m sure yo... | 8 | 87.5 | |
1670734220 | 1670735355 | t3_ziffoy | t5_2to41 | 26 | jessassa: TIFU by being generous
Tl:Dr at the bottom.
I am one of those people who grew up poor. Single mom, small cupboard bedroom, missing meals and very few school supplies. That was all I knew in life.
Now as an adult, I'm actually ok. I have money saved up and don't live paycheck to paycheck, so everytime anyon... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1670735050 | 1670807478 | t3_zifu5o | t5_2to41 | 2 | Chalice_Man1987: TIFU by seriously hurting my family
My sister was feeling anxious. My mother is not the comprehending type so he told her to shut up. Sister started to get on my nerves so I jokingly called her 'impossible'. She took it seriously and something snapped. I told her she was mentally troubled.
Minutes lat... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1672459511 | 1672460316 | t3_zzkvru | t5_2to41 | 50 | PghMe101: TIFU by ruining my wife's wedding bouquet
So I feel like I'm about ready to throw up and here's why.
My wife's wedding bouquet that she carried down the aisle almost 11 years ago was kept under a glass display case in a vase. It wasn't prepared for long storage like this at all but it has survived since our... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1670738430 | 1670740294 | t3_zihdyx | t5_2to41 | 29 | Jstrickland20: TIFU by not checking the math on my pay stubs
For context I work at a place where we get paid a set wage and a bonus depending on how well we do during our pay periods. Each worker gets a set percentage of that bonus depending on the job they are doing. My job was set for 40% of that bonus and for the 4+... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1672462969 | 1672466241 | t3_zzlyrv | t5_2to41 | 127 | Zeldon567: TIFU by giving myself a tap water enema while unknowingly having a ruptured appendix.
This happened on the 24th of December. The day prior, I was pushing carts at work and felt like I had some pretty bad constipation. I took some advil, which seemed to help, so I finished my shift and went home. The followin... | 5 | 25.4 | |
1670743659 | 1670816282 | t3_zijkqo | t5_2to41 | 411 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying during sexting
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GeekyTricky: Just be honest man. It's better to not fit in with a person, than to be rejected for what you are not.
infini98: This
GeekyTricky: Happy cake day btw
BacilQadir715: Yes ur cake looks yummy 😋
I want to eat ur cake 😂
infini98: 🤣🤣🤣
| 6 | 68.5 | |
1670746896 | 1670749222 | t3_zikmee | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by trying to resolve past problems while drunk
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Street_Following6911: Sober up try for a ride home regret it tomorrow.
Hunter095421: Yeah I made it home Safely it just that I’m sitting outside just thinking about it ik that I fucked it just that i don’t know how I’m going to resolve it
Street_F... | 6 | 1 | |
1670748848 | 1670782982 | t3_zilbdg | t5_2to41 | 8 | dd_phnx: TIFU by telling my FWB "I helped her with her stress"
Context: I have a close friend of mine, we know each other for 15 years and we live a few states away. She recently came to visit me when she applied for a job there. We eventually got intimate during her visit and we became FWB.
On to the main story:
I c... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1670750388 | 1670752646 | t3_zilv5g | t5_2to41 | 5 | Throwaway146821: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I want to spend time with my friend [UPDATE]
[First post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zalzfb/tifu_by_telling_my_girlfriend_i_want_to_spend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
This is ... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1670750314 | 1670755365 | t3_zilu8m | t5_2to41 | 10 | Eviestevieoppar: TIFU by throwing away someone’s meal
So this happened 2ish years ago and I was reminded of it by my old coworkers.
I was working at a burger place and had around 2 hours left of my very slow shift when a man walked up to our door. I saw him set a bag down, think a big hiking bag, by the door, and he w... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1672475754 | 1672503977 | t3_zzphr9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | KayLorDeeKumquat: TIFU by taking out my dog
I had decided to take my dog out for a walk. He was whining in his crate, so I took him out. Any other time, if I had ignored him, I'd get in trouble as well, but my dad isn't fond of me taking him out, and now I know why.
He did his business, bathroom and such. I had let go... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1672473505 | 1672486462 | t3_zzox5h | t5_2to41 | 10 | awrfnia: TIFU for confronting my aunty about eaten chocolates.
I (26f) live next door to my aunty (65f) and have my cousin (27f) staying with me temporarily with her 4 daughters (between the ages of 3-8) whilst she moves into her new house.
I just got back from holiday and got them all boxes of chocolates as well as ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1672481139 | 1672524262 | t3_zzqsan | t5_2to41 | 13,129 | CanHistorical6434: TIFU by not understanding the male anatomy
TIFU by completely misunderstanding male anatomy
This happened to me (25F) yesterday. My male partner had made some kind of movement to put his little hanging friends in a bad position. After making some loud noises and readjusting he said something along t... | 12 | 1,094.083333 | |
1670755209 | 1670756808 | t3_zinkwj | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By learning something about myself
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Yeeter_Supreme: yo i havent read this yet but the tldr doesnt bode all that wel
edit: great copypasta my guy
LeoTerick: if only it was
Yeeter_Supreme: there are three possibilities:
- its a copypasta
- you wrote this in the span of two years
- you are a t... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1672481032 | 1672538695 | t3_zzqrcs | t5_2to41 | 24 | caii420: tifu by going into the er bc health link told us to.
apologies in advance, i'm on mobile & apparently that makes a difference haha
for over a month now i (18f) have been pretty sick, i won't get into that as it's not what the post is about. for context, i have some trauma with hospitals & don't deal w... | 8 | 3 | |
1672483659 | 1672483920 | t3_zzrfpm | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU getting drunk on my birthday
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teastreet: Did you get your phone back in the end?
AITA-grandpa: Nope. My mom ended up buying me a new one as a birthday present.
teastreet: Sounds like you’ve got “the fear”. Basically you got so drunk you can’t remember and paranoia fills in the blanks. If you’re... | 4 | 4 | |
1670753800 | 1670760206 | t3_zin31q | t5_2to41 | 43 | PM_ME_YOUR_APP_IDEA: TIFU by breaking my friend's TV, spilling wine on their carpet, and getting food poisoning at their party
It all started when I received an invitation to a party at my friend's house. I was excited to go and catch up with old friends, but little did I know that it would be a night to remember for a... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1670754310 | 1670757962 | t3_zin9p8 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking GOD for help
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N3CRO-LAN: What the fuck did i read ? Bro ?
Jealous-Appeal-4612: I was not the smartest kid :))
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1672483953 | 1672488611 | t3_zzriiy | t5_2to41 | 452 | Much_Eye_4445: TIFU by accidently asking two girls out at the same time even though I actually fancy their friend
I have just moved country and have been working a temporary job which just ended. On my way out I asked a few people (guys and girls) to stay in touch without thinking about how it might be misconstrued. Be... | 4 | 113 | |
1672488089 | 1672489023 | t3_zzsmbi | t5_2to41 | 17 | MemeForgery: TIFU by not knowing I had to update my driver's license address
(changed all personal info except the capitalized US states) Maybe ya'll can hivemind help uwu?
Idk how big this fuck up REALLY is or would pan out to be. But my mother who I have irreparable problems with, enabled me to get my Florida driver... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1670760889 | 1670866747 | t3_zipnfh | t5_2to41 | 18,612 | lightfighter06: TIFU by using Airbnb
So I’m literally sitting in a public parking lot right now with an angry seething wife. We decided to use airbnb for the first time while on a one day trip to Kona to check out the Volcano. We informed the host that we would be arriving late and he responded that it wouldn’t be a pr... | 12 | 1,551 | |
1672488883 | 1672510111 | t3_zzsuja | t5_2to41 | 20 | 7ThunderCloud: TIFU by giving myself a freeze burn.
Yesterday I went and saw a titanic exhibition all about the sinking of the titanic. It was pretty interesting. At one point they had a chilled box in a model iceberg. The idea was that you’d put your hand in to see how cold the water was the night the titanic sank. Th... | 4 | 5 | |
1670762927 | 1671066209 | t3_ziqlua | t5_2to41 | 10,724 | EightLeggedCockBlock: TIFU being too vulnerable during sex
Last night I (19m) was having sex with my friend (22f). The two of us agreed to sleep together because both of us were too preoccupied with our studies to make room for relationships. Despite our awkward transition from platonic to sexual, we managed to become ... | 16 | 670.25 | |
1672492321 | 1672517270 | t3_zzttx8 | t5_2to41 | 796 | [deleted]: TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister
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kappsylen: What have we learned today?
When you're giving the banisters head, make sure you have the lubricant ready from the start.
[deleted]: The banisters are selfish lovers
shoulda-known-better: Just be glad it was only family that saw.... | 7 | 113.714286 | |
1670768395 | 1670811308 | t3_zittbj | t5_2to41 | 145 | [deleted]: TIFU by presenting my grandfather picture, to describe his internment days in Auschwitz.
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Malevolent_Mangoes: Wow that’s spicy. So if I’m understanding this correctly, your grandfather was on the opposite side of the fence here?
Panamaned: And grandma was on the other side of the fence. Giggity
Flos... | 7 | 20.714286 | |
1672499775 | 1672507326 | t3_zzw8c6 | t5_2to41 | 811 | [deleted]: TIFU my pregnancy announcement
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MiLeenaLee: Ok, that was funny.
I also would like to point out that your husband sounds so sweet and supportive, I think you guys will make great parents. Congrats.
remotetissuepaper: If I'm reading the story right, he was holding a cold compress on her neck and reas... | 5 | 162.2 | |
1672501729 | 1672533177 | t3_zzwx0y | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting on my wife’s best friend 8 hours into marriage
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LorenzoStomp: The best apology is taking action to not let it happen again. Quit drinking. Go to therapy, both individual and couples. Don't make her drag you or do all the work of setting up the appts, take initiative and suggest it an... | 4 | 4 | |
1672503230 | 1672526794 | t3_zzxgg7 | t5_2to41 | 804 | prazsky-chlapec: TIFU exposing my cousins' secret
Alright so first some context about my family, my immediate family and I, consisting of my parents and little brother, live about an hour away from Prague, were my extended family live, consisting of my Aunt Betty, her son Fred (24), and my Uncle Charles and his daughte... | 12 | 67 | |
1672507262 | 1672508054 | t3_zzyx4m | t5_2to41 | 87 | charpenette: TIFU by forgetting about a zucchini
This actually happened last night, but it’s taken me awhile to find the words to describe the horror.
Two important details for this story: my husband keeps onions and potatoes in a basket in our laundry room. It has no windows and is cooler, so they tend to last longe... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1670775388 | 1670803481 | t3_ziy2nq | t5_2to41 | 8 | Low_Addendum_1095: TIFU by washing my iphone in the water
So I brought my phone with me while I was pooping ( pls don't judge me ) , and ... you all guessed it , the iphone 7 slipped out of my hand , fell through my crotch and was cover with toilet water and poop ( not 100% covered though , only 40% and it only covered... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1670775460 | 1670831931 | t3_ziy43j | t5_2to41 | 2,411 | trash-cheese: TIFU by eating trash cheese
I do a lot of embarrassing things, and I'm normally very willing to tell people about these, but for once I couldn't think of a single person that wouldn't find this at least a little shameful.
I'll start by laying out the facts of the case:
- Until recently, we had many ... | 5 | 482.2 | |
1672530885 | 1672538852 | t3_zzznds | t5_2to41 | 52 | MexicanGolf: She had no expectations to communicate to her partner, he did.
To call her wrong is fair enough if that's your particular set of expectations, but it's on *you* and people like him to fucking clarify your shit so that other people can either agree or disagree to enter into arrangements with you.
Literall... | 25 | 2.08 | |
1670778466 | 1670779451 | t3_zizwlw | t5_2to41 | 68 | YourQuirk: TIFU By teaching my kid about emotional vampires
**Some of you probably will think I fucked up a long time ago, but I want you to know we are a very happy, healthy family with a lot of good communication and quick to act when something goes wrong. TL;DR Bellow.**
**Background** so that you know why we alre... | 7 | 9.714286 | |
1670777867 | 1670826533 | t3_zizj1n | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU asking my bank why I couldn’t access the money in my account
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SmittyManJensen_: You don’t get locked out of your account while they’re waiting for a check to clear. You’re under investigation, my friend.
Capable-Site-301: Oh well.
As long as I get the funds eventually. All's well that ends wel... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1672510550 | 1672548662 | t3_10004l0 | t5_2to41 | 140 | amayernican: TIFU 21 years ago thinking I was going to explode
21 years ago today, December 31, 2001, about ten in the morning I woke up to a pain in my gut that shattered my reality. I writhed in bed for well over an hour crying and thinking I’m going to die from a burst appendix.
I had just turned 21 and took advant... | 6 | 23.333333 | |
1672507967 | 1672520954 | t3_zzz6c9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by seeking justice
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mswed5317: Sounds like your dad is a cop, you should cut ties.
osi_layer_one: odd, but true, statement.
| 3 | 5.333333 | |
1670779970 | 1670812914 | t3_zj0uhb | t5_2to41 | 2 | Thismyname_: TIFU by being too honest about my feelings
My husband and I have been sending our baby over to my parents to watch so we can work. Our baby had to sleep over for one night and the day after that we agreed that we were going to pick him up together. I got home from work then asked when we’re gonna pick our ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1672511741 | 1672514745 | t3_1000jz7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost snapping a guy's manhood
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KrankySilverFox: All of your posts are sex and embarrassment. This is just a fetish post in my opinion.
AlexisDivine42: A what?
kappsylen: >a fetish
It's a kind of cheese, often enjoyed during holidays in Germany.
Do you live under a rock?
AlexisDivine42:... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1672515780 | 1672566525 | t3_1001y79 | t5_2to41 | 168 | BoothIsT25: TIFU by suggesting my wife see a therapist (nsfw)
I (27M) have been married to my wife (25F) for 2 years. We have a 6 month old daughter. We met in college during my junior year. We were both D1 athletes in the same sport, so we had an instant connection. Even though that part of our life is behind both of ... | 8 | 21 | |
1672515440 | 1672517359 | t3_1001u0b | t5_2to41 | 6 | Salt-Classroom-9058: TIFU by accidentally kidnapping and sexually assaulting a minor.
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NexFire7790: The setup for the characters is lacking. Im just not emotionally invested in them enough to care. Did you also write season 8 of GOT?
Salt-Classroom-9058: Unfortunately I'm a very boring guy. Next time I sexuall... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1670783197 | 1670797512 | t3_zj2sv1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by not seeing an obvious hint
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[deleted]: “naturally we were talking about how flat this particular girl was.” What
Limp_Will16: “We were bullying a girl during a cuddle sesh. Pretty sure she has a crush on me now.”
[deleted]: “me being one of the more popular ones” too. sounds like a fun group... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1670784521 | 1670795889 | t3_zj3n04 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Tobi_tried_2_times: TIFU by trying to eat smth
So to be exact, this happened a few days ago.
I am really not great at knowing when to eat and I just don't like to eat in general, so it often happens that I can't properly stand or so, sometimes I even pass out.
So on that day I was just waking up and I had forgotten ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1670958640 | 1670990148 | t3_zl40z2 | t5_2to41 | 1,502 | youngbiscotti: TIFU by inviting my dad to our spontaneous town hall wedding
Today I fucked up when I invited my dad to our wedding. We just announced that we are getting married at the town hall in two weeks. Totally spontaneous and romantic after being together for 13 years. My dad got furious because it’s not traditi... | 15 | 100.133333 | |
1670786335 | 1671171269 | t3_zj4rlr | t5_2to41 | 90 | Ok_Reflection6658: Tifu when wrapping presents
I have long hair, it goes to my rear and I can end up sitting on it if I'm not careful. So I usually plait my hair.
Today, I had my hair in two plaits, one on each side of my head. The plaits were positioned to go in front of my body. I have been wearing them like this th... | 4 | 22.5 | |
1672517795 | 1672527121 | t3_1002neq | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU (NSFW) By leaving my “toy” out
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Raven_of_Blades: That red thing? I never seen any toy like that before in my life. Unless your mom is a real perv and expert on sex toys, I doubt she knows what it is, or at least not 100% sure.
PCDub: Yeah I have no idea what that even is hahaha
Xelacik: Clit su... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1672517730 | 1672518987 | t3_1002mka | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my partner how i felt
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crytunes: I say this with respect (and as someone with bipolar 1)...are you currently medicated? In my experience, being off my anti-psychotics is really damaging to my entire environment because I feel pretty okay and confident I can handle myself but I'm rea... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1672519095 | 1672550232 | t3_10033ko | t5_2to41 | 392 | ifukkinghatemygdlife: TIFU by forgetting about a mandarin orange in my vagina.
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kae1eb: Orange you glad it wasn’t a banana
CaptMeatPockets: I found this comment very appealing
rob_inn_hood: You mean a-peeling
lxkandel06: r/thatsthejoke
| 5 | 78.4 | |
1672519517 | 1672521250 | t3_10038wp | t5_2to41 | 16 | nopleaseiwontdothat: TIFU by accidentally jerking off to men, and making my girlfriend think I was gay.
Throwaway because duh.
So, to preface, I have a severe addiction to masturbation. I've always been a horny bastard, but I've kept it under the wraps for my girlfriend, who probably wouldn't be too pleased about fina... | 4 | 4 | |
1670789784 | 1670861209 | t3_zj6st1 | t5_2to41 | 417 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the showers at my gym.
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Random_Guy_47: Might be worth mentioning this to your boss before you get dragged in to the office for some awkward questions about why some of your students are talking about seeing you naked.
purpleelpehant: Doesn't sound like he lives in America. Sounds like ... | 5 | 83.4 | |
1672520357 | 1672520876 | t3_1003izs | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying too much dessert for my wife at once
I 31M and my wife 34F work fairly busy jobs. My wife works as a surgeon. She is highly respected and paid extremely well but the overtime she does sometimes is crazy. Anyway, after a long shift, she called me asking to buy a crepe cake, large boba tea, mint... | 3 | 1 | |
1672517649 | 1672546981 | t3_1002lj4 | t5_2to41 | 46 | _porn_throw_away_69: TIFU by not closing my tabs
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
Literally just happened.
Basically, I(20M) was in the middle of picking out videos for a good ol' jerk session when I hear footsteps at the door. I quickly turn off my bluetooth headphones and close the lid of my laptop while **charging*... | 8 | 5.75 | |
1672520176 | 1672522964 | t3_1003gwf | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By Getting Drunk
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AcrobaticSource3: Don’t keep us in suspense, did your friend kill you or not?
Elunoir: yes he did, tragic I'm using the in-flight wifi on this southwest plane heading to hell as we speak
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1670781852 | 1670821661 | t3_zj1ym9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | BlossomCheryl: TIFU by selecting the wrong bluetooth speaker (also an apology)
This happened yesterday, and is probably less risqué as some are hoping.
My lifelong bestie lives in a small neighbourhood in Ottawa, Ontario. I’m over for the weekend helping her get some heavy work and cleaning done in her apartment beca... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1670799147 | 1670801472 | t3_zjdaf3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost committing suicide with sushi
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mossydeerbones: I'm sure you're coping with humour but this seems like a lot of words to say your eating disorder is so bad you got refeeding syndrome from a single hearty meal.
Top-Hovercraft-5679: Don't worry I got the crisis questions from the doctors... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1672523753 | 1672557953 | t3_1004p3m | t5_2to41 | 3,234 | JustBeingHonest4: TIFU by giving my brother a 3k piece puzzle
My brother has been feeling low (he has seasonal affective disorder) lately and I wanted to get him a thoughtful gift. Recently I realized that no one in our family has ever taken an interest in his hobbies. So I got him a gift related to his hobby, a three ... | 9 | 359.333333 | |
1670800233 | 1670806687 | t3_zjdwe8 | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: TIFU by wasting my roommate's mom's $15,000 (life dependent) medication
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Busy-Temporary3991: Honestly I've done the same with my sons (at the time he was only 2) life savings medicine, it had been in the fridge and I placed them in a small cooler on the counter while cleaning out a spill from leftov... | 6 | 12.166667 | |
1670804434 | 1670841866 | t3_zjg3tc | t5_2to41 | 5 | jkdjdbndbd: TIFU for being stupid enough to fall for a married man and getting hurt
I am friends with this guy and we got a got more closer lately. About three months ago, we started realizing that we're attracted to each other, and we ended up hugging, kissing and cuddling.
The thing is, he's married, he has a daugh... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1672526850 | 1672565632 | t3_1005q5a | t5_2to41 | 186 | couchthievery: TIFU by persuading my friend to take shrooms and ruining his life
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RelativeSituation773: holy shit, good to hear he's fine now and doesn't hold a grudge or anything
couchthievery: Yeah. He's a very grudgeless person.
Malessar: Maybe hes just plotting revenge and needs you to stop avoiding him...... | 5 | 37.2 | |
1670810246 | 1670814313 | t3_zjiwrx | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up in a semi-public venue
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deadstar420: You spent $500 on a 1oz face serum??? And the fact you let a guy cum inside you on the first time meeting and then proceeded to walk around for HOURS with jizz leaking from you is just gross.
DrC8H10N4O2: I would not say gross. Ill advised prob... | 10 | 3.5 | |
1670810852 | 1670825334 | t3_zjj7h1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | wellcrap12309: TIFU by getting drunk and not recognizing my partner
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ThatKaleidoscope8736: Maybe take a step back from drinking. You're 22 and this is not the end of your love life.
id10t_issues79: Wish someone had told me this when I was 22. Could have prevented a lot of stupid stuff, blackout drinking, AA me... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1672529176 | 1672595543 | t3_1006h6p | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to return a phole I stole
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drdrizzy13: Lucky you didn't get shot. You a tourist?
Harry_Gorilla: Found the guy
| 3 | 6 | |
1672529113 | 1672540435 | t3_1006gi6 | t5_2to41 | 1,739 | throwaway00000097: TIFU I fucked up by finding out my homophobic dad watches gay porn
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Bigdaddylovesfatties: I'm not exactly sure what you're expecting if you bring this up with him. It won't be good
throwaway00000097: I’m not sure tbh. It’s just weird that he’s so outwardly repulsed by gay men and seems to be... | 8 | 217.375 | |
1670811921 | 1670814436 | t3_zjjpke | t5_2to41 | 143 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to practice an*l by myself to surprise my partner
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hollypistachio: Not believing and not even being together? Ok bye.
princesssl0b: Exactly!! Like we broke up 3 months ago because HE fucked up and did a lot of things out of anger and insecurity that ended with my sister calling a well... | 7 | 20.428571 | |
1670811080 | 1672843060 | t3_zjjbel | t5_2to41 | 21 | pennyonthefloor: TIFU by pouring hot wax on my lady bits
About a year ago, I purchased a body waxing kit. Read tons of reviews, selected what I felt to be a reasonable product for the price. Also was quite happy that it came with an adjustable temperature dial (critical knowledge moving forward). Had a skin prep cleani... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1670812394 | 1670827040 | t3_zjjxl9 | t5_2to41 | 207 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boyfriend about my vagina fear
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Over-Remove: This sounds like a form of body dysmorphia. I strongly suggest therapy. I don’t think your bf is laughing but he is probably worried and sad that you see a crucial part of your body in such a way. Heck I, a total stranger, feel sad. If ... | 7 | 29.571429 | |
1670810475 | 1670832892 | t3_zjj0y6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | owlisanoaktree: TIFU by buying a mattress
First time poster and on mobile, so sorry if there are any issues with the format. Also English is not my first language.
TLDR at the end.
So, for some context, I've never really bought a mattress for myself. When I moved out of my parents I just took over the matress from th... | 3 | 3 | |
1672530542 | 1672563020 | t3_1006wl0 | t5_2to41 | 17 | poopmushroom: TIFU by constantly singing this one song around my girlfriend and giving her the “ick”
Using my throwaway account so she doesn't see this.
So me (25 M) and my girlfriend (22 F) have currently been dating for over a year now and I’ve never seen her this angry at me.
For the past few weeks, I’ve had that o... | 9 | 1.888889 | |
1672530764 | 1672551897 | t3_1006z2m | t5_2to41 | 8 | clubberlang2005: TIFU by trying to smoke in public
So on account of New Year’s Eve I decided to buy weed from my cook and smoke it.
I have never ground weed before so I prepared it in my friends house and went to smoke it over in a shady lane. Here in my country I know the shady allies where it’s dark with no cop. I ... | 4 | 2 | |
1670814274 | 1670874438 | t3_zjksbv | t5_2to41 | 56 | MoFansMoMoney: TIFU by not realizing my pockets had zippers
I came home from uni this weekend and before making my way back, I decided to take my dog out to play as it had been snowing for a day now and she seems to have so much fun watching how the powder snow reacts when she runs on it.
I put on a hoodie and a jacke... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1670816154 | 1670816919 | t3_zjlnet | t5_2to41 | 2 | AnotherThrowAway3847: Tifu by having spicy ramen before getting on a bus
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AcrobaticSource3: What flavor was the ramen?
myrdraal2001: Whatever it was it was definitely a pretty shitty one.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1670819947 | 1670821627 | t3_zjn95y | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: Tifu by making a bet i couldnt cash
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AtheistET: I Wonder how your pickle will look dress as Taylor Swift? Whoops,did I just make a unique comment?
laxtax27: 350 comments is a long eay away friend lol
Neat_Concentrate8196: Idk. It's been posted for 25 minutes and this comment is like 25 or 26.
laxtax... | 5 | 0 | |
1670820434 | 1670867796 | t3_zjngls | t5_2to41 | 9,333 | ConfusedJuicebox: TIFU by laying on my friend’s lap
I (20F) have a guy friend (20M) where we both are affectionate with one another, but nothing more than just like hugging and cuddling really. It’s kind of a weird situation, but I honestly like it.
Last night, I was having some fun with my friends (I’m a college kid... | 15 | 622.2 | |
1670820671 | 1670822491 | t3_zjnk4k | t5_2to41 | 18 | -Dean--: TIFU It's 5am, I'm on the first train of many, for 12 hours. It should have been 6.
I have a bus taking me from the Netherlands to Paris today. I'm in Utrecht, where my bus begins. My hometown is 2 hours away from here.
I just realized at midnight last night, I forgot my fucking passport.
I'm now awake at ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1670819452 | 1670822668 | t3_zjn1ru | t5_2to41 | 45 | seasab: TIFU by taking my animals on a night walk.
So for background: So I take my dog, Ichabod, on a walk in the evenings. My cat, Cat, got jealous of our evening walks and decided to follow us too. So it's the dog, the cat, and I walking around in the dark at night. I bought them glowing collars, so I have Ichabod as... | 3 | 15 | |
1670822378 | 1670822587 | t3_zjo9m0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting a boner in a robe
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neovb: Sounds like a missed opportunity.
dancedude91: ?
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1670815832 | 1671157550 | t3_zjli4i | t5_2to41 | 5 | thefifthballbrother: TIFU losing my chance at my dream job
Disclaimer that this happened last week. I don’t want to say what industry I work in but I will say it is a people to people industry. We just had our holiday party last week and I was having a good time I remained relatively sober at the regular party.
I cur... | 3 | 1.666667 |
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