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1670827968 | 1670848299 | t3_zjqhai | t5_2to41 | 119 | DreamsOfCentipedes: TIFU by thinking I was dreaming
Bit of necessary exposition; I have really lucid dreams and sleepwalk a lot.
Last night I was having this wild dream where there was this big ass centipede on my wall, we're talking like bigger than my hand.
For whatever reason, in my dream I was stroking the centip... | 3 | 39.666667 | |
1670830691 | 1670834522 | t3_zjrhct | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU browsing the sex offender registry and finding someone in my friend group
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sun_kisser: Do not take the advice of telling others. You don't know all the details of the first conviction. This person is most likely looking to move on with their life. An appropriate response is to discreetly say to... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1670832296 | 1670833298 | t3_zjs2b1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing another man at a staff party and destroying my relationship and my boyfriends trust in me
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[deleted]: Good lord you're dramatic...
kiki_in_retrograde_: I understand, but I genuinely feel awful. I'm trying to process this and I'm not looking for any shite. Just disgusted by myself.
[... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1670832209 | 1670835292 | t3_zjs193 | t5_2to41 | 23 | ElectronicGur6067: Tifu by masturbating to the opposite gender (biologically) with Pokemon playing in backround
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[deleted]: > (I'm not gay)
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> My style in a woman is tiny tits and short hair
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> (I am straight)
Trying really hard to sell your heterosexuality my dude.
Devittraisedto2: It's... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1670836301 | 1670874999 | t3_zjtguj | t5_2to41 | 333 | Only-Huckleberry6116: TIFU by eating mayonnaise
I went to a party with a few friends for the first time since I broke up with my ex.
When we arrived at the party we had a few drinks
and soon they started looking for a girl they thought I should try to sleep with. I haven't had sex for 2 yrs since my ex cheated on me.... | 5 | 66.6 | |
1670836909 | 1670850176 | t3_zjtoib | t5_2to41 | 10 | Comfortable_Drama344: TIFU by having firefighters and their firetruck come to my house because I accidentally left the gas burner open.
So this technically happened when i was still a college student in 2017 and not today.
Every Tuesday for that semester is my free day where I dont have any classes at the uni. Now ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1670837823 | 1670841684 | t3_zju0qx | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally posting a dick pic on my IG story
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Timofey_: Wait you aren't allowed to post dick pics on instagram?
Ridiculous. I'm switching back to facebook
FireWoIf: Two sides of the same coin. Both owned by Zuckerberg lol
jamesfluker: I think that was the joke.
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1670844486 | 1670846425 | t3_zjwc07 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Plants_and_such: TIFU by making a sex joke in-front of my boyfriends parents
I F15 was at a party last night with my M15 boyfriend and his older sister and parents. The party had been going relatively good, eating, dancing, music, but me my boyfriend and his sister got a little bored so we started play fighting and ste... | 3 | 1 | |
1670849507 | 1670850037 | t3_zjy7lz | t5_2to41 | 18 | CrappyTechnician: TIFU by accidently destroying a relationship of my friend
TIFU by being to stupid to see that my friends girlfriend has a crush on me.Im (25M) friends with Will (24M) for almost a year now. I never met his gf Kate (21F) in person, since she has strong social phobia and almost never feels good enough t... | 3 | 6 | |
1670853737 | 1670863298 | t3_zjzxlc | t5_2to41 | 37 | Webofshadows1: TIFU by criticizing a disabled man
Part of my job duties is to order specific equipment to different warehouses. Every time I order equipment, it is the Warehouse Manager’s job to take stock of the inventory and put it away properly. I cover multiple regions in Florida, and each regions’ Manager is aweso... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1670857975 | 1670908707 | t3_zk1pnv | t5_2to41 | 425 | penatbater: TIFU by not knowing there are two definitions for 'personality'
Obligatory this happened more than a decade ago, back when I was still in highschool. Also, while English isn't my first language, we widely use it here so the entire affair happened in English.
I just transferred to this new school, so I hard... | 5 | 85 | |
1670913354 | 1670974337 | t3_zk2bxm | t5_2to41 | 5 | Talkinokc: Fucking psycho
SethMalcolm1: wow you really dont know what a joke is huh lmfao
Talkinokc: Killing innocent animals with your car isn't even a funny idea
SethMalcolm1: Humor is subjective
Talkinokc: How about don't try and justify intentionally hitting tons of animals with your car?
SethMalcolm1: Making a jok... | 10 | 0.5 | |
1670860391 | 1670914267 | t3_zk2rxy | t5_2to41 | 784 | WeirwoodFace: TIFU By not checking who was in the group chat
I received an unhappy email from a client today. My boss texted some information regarding this email to what I believed to be a group chat consisting of him, myself and a co-worker. I answered in the group chat “I will respond to [client’s] rant email.”
The... | 6 | 130.666667 | |
1670861451 | 1670871544 | t3_zk39jn | t5_2to41 | 10 | Infamous_Oil9902: TIFU by stealing alcohol at a house party
Today I realized I fucked up at a party. I just need to get this off my chest because I feel horrible. I think I’ve completely ruined my social reputation and I will never be trusted at parties ever again.
So about 6 months ago, I (17) got invited to a house ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1670864778 | 1670878056 | t3_zk4roy | t5_2to41 | 22 | Red_John_13: TIFU by sleeping in lazy river
So the story begins with me and my few friends going to a water park and ending up being kicked out.
So our engineering semester exams were over and we decided to head out to water park.
As the water park was away from our place we didn't sleep the night before and had to le... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1670865091 | 1670942041 | t3_zk4wsq | t5_2to41 | 18 | RegularRegret-771: TIFU by telling my partner I was proud of myself for catching up on bills
I (21F) effed up today by telling my partner (25M) that I made enough money to pay the mortgage this month.
For some info, he is a mover, and it's the slow season for him. He wants to quit this job because of the inconsistent... | 10 | 1.8 | |
1670866842 | 1670871181 | t3_zk5pxb | t5_2to41 | 40 | rand0m_d00d123: TIFU by calling my parents after masturbating
So I (23M) am living abroad right now and I call my family every night. Before calling my parents, I decided to do what normal healthy individuals do and jerk off. This time I decided to film myself just because it adds to the thrill and proceeded to do the ... | 5 | 8 | |
1670867988 | 1670950543 | t3_zk68xb | t5_2to41 | 7 | iesharael: TIFU by helping set up the artificial tree.
Technically two days ago but the effect hit me today. Not as interesting as other stories here but I hope I get a few laughs!
We have an artificial tree because pre pandemic we figured out I’m allergic to pine trees. I couldn’t breath if I was in the room with it... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1670869403 | 1670877398 | t3_zk6wyq | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by adding my teacher on the boys GC.
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Hopwater: >now keep in mind that this group chat has OFFENSIVE HUMOR and I mean OFFENSIVE like straight up ching chong humor.
What is ching chong humor?
RIZ_SSC: mocking asians (i'm asian), mostly chinese
Hopwater: You're Chinese?
RIZ_SSC: Filipino
Hopw... | 6 | -0.333333 | |
1670869853 | 1670880836 | t3_zk74ie | t5_2to41 | 18 | thatguythingme59: Tifu by destroying a 3k go cart and 2 walls
Aight so yesterday I was at this gocart place called speeders and in my first 2 races I did really good and the manager even came up to me and offered me to play in the pro speed race which is 30 km faster than a standard race. So for my 3rd race I get in th... | 6 | 3 | |
1670871108 | 1670876985 | t3_zk7qew | t5_2to41 | 73 | Habelx: TIFU by joking I married my best friend
So last month I (28m) met irl with a friend(28m) and his wife (31f) for the first time after knowing each other for over 8 years. Afterwards, since we thought it would be funny we made a Facebook post satirizing my visit to meet John and his wife for a few days. However, ... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1670872109 | 1670872770 | t3_zk87dz | t5_2to41 | 20 | drunkensailor54: TIFU by sinking an oil tanker
Obligatory, this happened over 8 years ago and this is a throwaway account.
I was out on the ocean with some friends, enjoying a day of boating. We were having a great time, laughing and joking around. At one point, we came across an oil tanker and decided to get a little... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1670874293 | 1670884498 | t3_zk97u4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | RuralRasta: TIFU by not claiming a $5,000 prize from McDonalds
Update: Spoke with the representative, this has been verified as 100% legitimately McDonalds and not a scam or phishing attempt.
So I'm purging my email inbox today. I have countless emails from McDonalds with random offers and blah blah and I had won som... | 11 | 1.363636 | |
1670881726 | 1670882897 | t3_zkcnt2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | whackri: TIFU by agreeing to give a speech in front of a big audience
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monstblitz: So basically you're a real life 80's movie villain and got what you deserved?
Changoleo: You can’t treat me like this!
*sobbing & sniffling*
I’m rich…*sob* smart…*sob* and… *voice cracking* successful!
I’m a big boy!
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1670883002 | 1670938838 | t3_zkd9b6 | t5_2to41 | 47 | aljoncryp: TIFU by lying to my partner and ending our long term relationship
I could really make this a 10 paragraph post, but I want to make it short and get people's opinion on how to best handle this, even though I really F'd up!
Tl;dr - I've been going out to drink too much with coworkers, direspecting my partner'... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1670883942 | 1670987787 | t3_zkdpwj | t5_2to41 | 8 | WishIddonebetter: TIFU: Fucked around and found out
In October, I decided I wanted to have a last baby, but my husband and I are separated and he’s been snipped anyway. I was lonely, relationships weren’t happening, and I love kids so so much, so every time I met a little kid, I just wanted that in my life again. I ... | 8 | 1 | |
1670886274 | 1670893563 | t3_zkesbn | t5_2to41 | 25 | holycowabunga1: TIFU by putting my AirPod in my mouth
Okay so every night I fall asleep with my AirPods in, usually listening to music or some random YouTube video. I think most of you who also do this know the feeling of waking up and frantically searching for them in the bed every morning since they rarely stay in. W... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1670887582 | 1670905185 | t3_zkfc78 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by squirting on my boss and his new carpet
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CallMeDeKay: Oh ketchup. Yeah I opened this thinking something tooooootally different.
zjzjzjzjzjzjzj: Lol same for me
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1670888508 | 1670908445 | t3_zkfqmx | t5_2to41 | 68 | Top-Ad-8655: TIFU by not giving my final presentation
I had a final presentation in my class today that was worth 10% of my grade. (Which honestly isn't that bad and I'm taking this class pass/fail anyways)
It's 5 presentations per day and I was so nervous that emailed her my presentation last second.
But then she th... | 4 | 17 | |
1670889602 | 1670892438 | t3_zkg6r9 | t5_2to41 | 62 | Typical-Promise3719: TIFU by asking my partner if he was okay
There's a lot of background context to this, but long story short, things have been strained these last few months because of a breakdown in my relationship with his mother. This culminated in an argument, and neither of us has spoken to each other since (hi... | 9 | 6.888889 | |
1670892550 | 1670897264 | t3_zkhdll | t5_2to41 | 13 | fecal-butter: TIFU: by not doing anything about my crippling anxiety
TIFU by not doing anything about my crippling anxiety
Im a 3rd year university student with ADHD. i failed most of my classes this semester by not paying enough attention to details. However i could still absolve by passing the minimal amount of clas... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1670901381 | 1671045697 | t3_zkkqip | t5_2to41 | 2,761 | Hutch_2310_: TIFU by going into work
So, this was about two years ago at this point. I was working for a vendor inside of a Walmart to do with cell phones and things of that nature (which btw, do not recommend 0/10 job but that’s a story for another day), and I was approached by an older man needing help with his cell ... | 10 | 276.1 | |
1670899040 | 1670939003 | t3_zkjv29 | t5_2to41 | 226 | Affectionate-Poet920: TIFU by forgetting I was screen sharing during club elections
I am the vice president of this club and I was sharing screen while we were reading the election results, but there was a tiebreaker for a position. One of my friends was running for this position, but they have held it for the past two... | 5 | 45.2 | |
1670888495 | 1670933369 | t3_zkfqfq | t5_2to41 | 14 | Asl4n420: TIFU by accidentally connecting my email to my cousins phone
Not today but a couple of weeks ago. To put things bluntly I come from a broken family, neither side of my family is particularly better than the other however I’m much closer to my mothers side of the family.
While I’m not close to the majority of... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1670905569 | 1670939535 | t3_zkm7ua | t5_2to41 | 737 | Throw_Away5477: TIFU by not wearing a bra
I (F 18) was talking to my (F 45) mom and mid-conversation she asked, “Are you wearing a bra?” I said no and she was taken aback.
For some context, I am a larger chested woman and find bras to be uncomfortable. I often just wear large T-shirts and hoodies that aren’t tight/... | 14 | 52.642857 | |
1670907110 | 1670910182 | t3_zkmqwo | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by bullying my fellow doctor into having a nervous breakdown.
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PhantomTroupe-2: Obvious bait post
PacnymuH: Yea this exact same post was posted here like three days ago but I guess OP reposted it cause they weren't satisfied with the little attention it got lol
PhantomTroupe-2: Literally a stor... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1670907875 | 1670910919 | t3_zkn0ax | t5_2to41 | 65 | bunnynoira: TIFU by buying a lip balm that’s the exact same circumference as my sink drain.
You can probably guess from the title where this is going.
EDIT 1: Photo added in comments!!
EDIT 2: added resolution to TLDR
It all began when my friend asked to come over last minute to help with something, which naturall... | 5 | 13 | |
1670913249 | 1670921492 | t3_zkordd | t5_2to41 | 32 | MaryPaku: TIFU by throwing something that's valuable
Not exactly today. It was my company's 20th anniversary and we received some gifts. I got a nice bottle and a ... book. I thought okay the bottle is nice, but what's this book? I didn't care too much about that. I also didn't ask anyone because we're still in remote ... | 4 | 8 | |
1670918096 | 1670935273 | t3_zkq501 | t5_2to41 | 5 | RemoteBlackOut: TIFU by watching Rick and Morty with my parents
Before anyone says they shouldn't be telling me not to watch this shit cuz I'm at the normal age too, yes I know, I feel the exact same way, but try telling my strict ass parents that.
So I just want to say that my parents aren't completely fluent in Engl... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1670920117 | 1670977695 | t3_zkqoyf | t5_2to41 | 14,616 | [deleted]: TIFU by blowing all my savings going to Italy
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Mindless-Sherbert-18: Hey you're in Italy! Take some pics. Go find the touristy places n snap pics. I once blew 11k of my local currency to do a Europe contiki. I too was miserable for the first two weeks. Crying. And calling home.. but then I got over... | 15 | 974.4 | |
1670920099 | 1670959360 | t3_zkqosq | t5_2to41 | 61 | DedicatedToLinda: TIFU talking to my boss while intoxicated
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remotetissuepaper: Eh if the producer didn't want people laughing at his baby's name he shouldn't have named it Linda. Unless she's named after his dead mom or grandma or something in which case you really fucked up
WhiteK1t: seriously?
remotetissuep... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1670925407 | 1670937441 | t3_zks0kd | t5_2to41 | 605 | peachpie_888: TIFU by being too honest after too many martinis
Last night I drank too much with my friends. It was a happy drunk vibe. Late in the evening the guy I’m seeing texted me. Good Lord I wish he hadn’t because I would have never said what I said. Why couldn’t he wait to text me in the morning or better yet wh... | 9 | 67.222222 | |
1670927142 | 1670933795 | t3_zksg44 | t5_2to41 | 12 | heFUCKishappening: TIFU from hotel rooms to butts n sluts
TIFU because recently living one month in a hotel in woodstock IL. been trying to stay clean but hey what else is there to do that long at a hotel and not work there. fastforward couple weeks and get to know the staff. like REALLy know these staff, i mean im aro... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1670929322 | 1671001161 | t3_zkt08r | t5_2to41 | 12 | MopoFett: TIFU by giving myself chemical poisoning.
TIFU by giving myself chemical poisoning, I think it was chlorine.
So I went on a huge mission to clean the bathroom ready for Christmas for the family to be over and there was a few spots of mould that needed seeing to so I pull out this mould spray an I am not shy ... | 3 | 4 | |
1670932691 | 1670933414 | t3_zktyzu | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking through my sisters phone
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twotall88: Imagine looking through your sisters phone hoping for nudes :\\
Severe-Article9657: Not that 😭😭😭😭
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1670935548 | 1670936085 | t3_zku87v | t5_2to41 | 6 | Dry-Ice25: No it's not
3pbc: Do you have planned parenthood or something similar in your country?
Dry-Ice25: No we don't have that
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1670937414 | 1670985129 | t3_zkvj40 | t5_2to41 | 29 | throwaway2x210: TIFU being a horny idiot.
Literally happened a few hours ago. Throwaway for safety.
So, some background. I'm single, living by myself in a newer area and I don't really know anyone.
I have been using dating apps on an attempt to meet people/date and it hasn't been going too well. A lot of women post t... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1670940774 | 1670950097 | t3_zkwq29 | t5_2to41 | 6 | jayjaythrowaway1092: TIFU by hitting a bong
Obligatory this didn't happen today
Last Thursday a girl who I'd previously matched with on Hinge messaged me on Instagram, for a little history, we'd spoken on Instagram before she randomly blocked me. I told her it was pretty lame that she blocked me so unless she's dtf I'... | 3 | 2 | |
1670942240 | 1670984329 | t3_zkx9s3 | t5_2to41 | -15 | throwaway369248157: TIFU by JOKINGLY suggesting my wife bleach her skin
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CE3K: OP you're obviously distraught over this. The people downvoting you, and the people you're getting advice from probably aren't even married and are hardly qualified to be giving any relationship advice. Get counseling from a qualifi... | 8 | -1.875 | |
1670943196 | 1670944291 | t3_zkxn31 | t5_2to41 | 18 | haylieb_artist: tifu by telling my dad my mom complains
(f17) have had a lot going on recently. For example, i work 5 days a week and try my best to keep ontop of school work, though i will admit, I've been slacking.
Yesterday, my mom (f40) came up to me and said that since dad (m40) didn't have a relationship with a... | 3 | 6 | |
1670941754 | 1670970030 | t3_zkx38k | t5_2to41 | 1,650 | jesseberdinka: TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic.
Obligatory this happened a few years ago.
My wife travels a lot which means that when my daughter was about 6 or 7 the two of us would have lots of nights together where we would play games or read before bed... | 5 | 330 | |
1670944434 | 1671037928 | t3_zky41c | t5_2to41 | 8 | AsgardianLeo: TIFU By leaving my wife outside in the rain for half an hour.
First of all, context;
We're moving homes, last weekend me and our roommate moved most of the big/heavy stuff over with the help of a van service we hired. Our old home still has a ton of small stuff we need to pack into boxes and bring over,... | 4 | 2 | |
1670946662 | 1670948335 | t3_zkyx6g | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boss about my pickle addiction.
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panbert: Is this the same OP who a few minutes ago wrote that he hated pickles?
Farfocele: yes.
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1670950984 | 1670955424 | t3_zl0pk1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | adoringyousm: TIFU by looking through my s/o followings
So for context, me (23f) and my s/o (25m) have been dating for over 3 years now. When we first started dating, I was seriously not in his league. I was not the prettiest girl, or confident, or out-there go-getter. I was literally a nobody despite having eyes on hi... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1670950692 | 1670954770 | t3_zl0knq | t5_2to41 | 15 | Marche90: TIFU by trusting an stranger on Facebook Marketplace
This just happened two days ago
I (M32) was doing my accounting with regards to this month’s payments and realized that, while thanks to some end-of-year bonuses I’ll be able to pay mostly everything, I’m going to end up short with regards to next month’s ... | 3 | 5 | |
1670957752 | 1670961336 | t3_zl3nfd | t5_2to41 | -3 | Immediate_Expert4095: TIFU by running over a kitten in my car
Yeah, today I really fucked up. So around my home we have two cats and a couple of kittens. My parents don't allow them into the house, but we feed them and take care of them alongside our cousins. They mostly hang around the backyard. I was getting in my ca... | 6 | -0.5 | |
1670960595 | 1670961868 | t3_zl4u9n | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by ramming my car onto a rock on the road
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dominiqlane: Question: why were you driving 80mph if the visibility was that bad? You could have killed someone…
Redemntioness: Don't question my stupidity
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1670960605 | 1670981760 | t3_zl4uep | t5_2to41 | 44 | Sudden-Appointment-7: TIFU by texting all my passwords to someone
So a little backstory. I am in real estate, I help manage property rehabs, rentals, sales, blah blah.
I'm helping one client right now manage an extensive rehab in order to sell a property and he lives several states away. He had to evict the tenants an... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1670968592 | 1670992986 | t3_zl89at | t5_2to41 | 10,434 | acascuse-me: TIFU getting myself and Stanley from the Office banned from WSB by crowdfunding $30k for a Superbowl ad. End result: Reddit ran its own ad, refunded 2,000 Redditors , and to this day I keep getting banned.
# [I got banned again. This time for responding to a comment on my own post. Content of this post is ... | 11 | 948.545455 | |
1670969693 | 1671044853 | t3_zl8qqr | t5_2to41 | 31 | sqeeky_wheelz: TIFU: By making a joke about my “white” food preferences to our black waitress.
Back story: my mom’s family is off the boat Italian/Hungarian. My grandparents met and settled in Canada’s most rural shitty armpit. My town has recently been on the news for being hicks. Now my family jokes about me being th... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1670968430 | 1670973715 | t3_zl86q4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking my bubble tea straw
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Limp_Will16: How do you put away a dirty straw? 🤢
sonicwhisper: The straw was completely clean on the outside! I guess the boba just got stuck inside :/
DuckRubberDuck: I use a straw cleaner, that way I’m sure nothing is stuck on the inside
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1670970945 | 1671032303 | t3_zl9abb | t5_2to41 | 8,260 | sugma-bawls-: TIFU by leaving the p**nhub tab open
So I (19f) was flicking my bean , as one does at 12am and my mom burst through my doors and asked me a question while I acted like I wasn't about to wet my fucking sheets . Then she left and I resumed and I was SO FUCKING CLOSE , then she came in my room again . I paus... | 14 | 590 | |
1670972831 | 1671057593 | t3_zla3kj | t5_2to41 | 321 | Shorn09: Tifu by thinking I got herpes
Probably gonna be typos because l'm on mobile.
Throwaway obviously. I 17m have been growing a bush on my pelvic area. And one day I saw my dad's razor that he uses to shave his testis, anyway he has herpes and I know that because my mom (49) has told me about it (btw she's a nurse... | 7 | 45.857143 | |
1670982882 | 1670987225 | t3_zle30w | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by not proofing an email
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Distinct_Signal_1555: There’s a recall button, if you catch it right away you can usually recall an email and resend with the correct link. Info for next time.
3pbc: Recall emails only make me pay more attention to the recalled email
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1670984939 | 1671069533 | t3_zlev6g | t5_2to41 | 13 | ExtensionSouthern997: TIFU by telling my parents I was “stealing.”
Todays a normal day where I got home early from school and my mother wanted me to do a pickup from a store. I agreed and went along to do so and one thing I was supposed to get was melatonin. Online the bottles are clearly all the way full and when I lo... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1670988992 | 1671025184 | t3_zlgcaf | t5_2to41 | 102 | SyncDigimon: TIFU by pan frying chicken instead of air frying it
I came home from work today and was thinking that I’d fry my chicken instead of air frying it because it’s my day off tomorrow. Seemed like a win-win, the chicken would taste better and I could enjoy my meal without thinking about going to work tomorrow. ... | 6 | 17 | |
1670990312 | 1670997229 | t3_zlgsmo | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by going into my guy friend's room
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kingferret53: Come out to your mom? Explain how you're interested in chicks not dicks and such. Would that help?
Unknown_Tuna: No she asked me to come out of my friend’s room not to me mom because she doesn’t know I’m a lesbian
kingferret53: No, I meant that ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1670991492 | 1671072359 | t3_zlh79l | t5_2to41 | 146 | autumn_ashh: TIFU by answering a wrong number text
For context, I usually switch numbers when i get a new phone. When I got my phone a few years back, I started receiving texts for a man who we’ll call Ben. Ben seemed to have my old number. I mostly ignored these, responding with “Wrong number, sorry”. But when I recen... | 4 | 36.5 | |
1670995854 | 1671028596 | t3_zlimoa | t5_2to41 | 17 | spaghettni: TIFU by forgetting my passport
Tl;dr I forgot my passport to go on a flight to attend my friends' graduation and I realised i forgot my passport when the gate opened. I have now booked the first flight back to my home country but I will still miss my friends' graduation.
I fucked up big time. I had a flig... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1670993056 | 1671066594 | t3_zlhq0g | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my long-life friend wanting a relationship with them already in one.
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Auphor_Phaksache: There's a lot of FUs here to sift through.
Defiant_Low_1391: I think her sending those texts were the least of her fuck ups in that short story lol
abitheshark: It was , I got fired as well becaus... | 4 | 7 | |
1670998123 | 1671240623 | t3_zlj9vi | t5_2to41 | 11 | noahboi1917: Of course I do. Why would you ask that?
noahboi1917: So this person asked if I even like my bf and then deleted their comment after I replied. I genuinely wanted to know why someone would think that :/
Moses148: Some people on Reddit will take one tiny negative interaction between couples and blow it up to... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1670999110 | 1671027979 | t3_zljmjl | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU Don’t go on social media while hungover ; accidental story post
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SlomoPro: Accidental art?
mittumeshran: Modern art without the twist 😂
| 3 | 3.666667 | |
1671009431 | 1671078168 | t3_zlmenp | t5_2to41 | 1,033 | Competitive-Set-916: TIFU by not knowing who Heisenberg is
Ok so let's make this quick
In my chemistry class we had to do a presentation about a scientist we liked if any field and then gave some examples like Einstein, Tesla, Marie Curie, Newton ect but she also said "Heisenberg" the i started laughing to myself thin... | 10 | 103.3 | |
1671019497 | 1671021486 | t3_zlp82w | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: Tifu by being jetlagged
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newaccount252: Reddit: You shouldn’t lie for karma.
catsarebitches: no-ones gonna lie 4 karma on a throwaway
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1671021778 | 1671070785 | t3_zlpzpz | t5_2to41 | 1,389 | DownDeep99: TIFU by going to the bus bathroom (Gross)
Today I started a 12 hour bus ride across 3 states in Brazil by going to the bathroom.
First thing as I entered the bus. I was not feeling well, really big 💩.
I’m flushing it down and suddenly only foam comes out. *oh fuck* try again, just foam *panic* try again, ... | 8 | 173.625 | |
1671021109 | 1671117178 | t3_zlprk9 | t5_2to41 | 281 | sillybananna: TIFU by not disconnecting my bluetooth devices.
Alright I don’t know where to start so I’m just going to dive right in.
It’s been a while since I’ve watched porn or anything of the sort as I’m in a new relationship so I a) haven’t had the time for it and b) haven’t had the need for it. Tonight my boyfri... | 7 | 40.142857 | |
1671029978 | 1671061530 | t3_zlt66c | t5_2to41 | 41 | Ligmanutsbruh: TIFU by forgetting what’s underneath my bed
So I get home from work 20(m) and I walk in the house. My mom and her bf are leaning on the island counter and both am have a shit eating grin on their face. Her bf said “hey we rearranged your room to give you more space”, I’m like fuck what did they find unde... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1671032223 | 1671056745 | t3_zlu4ir | t5_2to41 | 33 | VegetableShallot5241: TIFU by being impatient when trying edibles.
TIFU by not being patient with trying edibles
Obligatory not today but maybe 10 years ago.
Was in Amsterdam with my mates to try good weed. On the second day, I figured I try something different and go for weed brownies.
Asked the lady at the counter... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1671034332 | 1671065939 | t3_zluzqr | t5_2to41 | 280 | PlusAd3825: TIFU: I lied to a girl about my nationality
So to start this tragedy, I met a barista at a local coffee shop and got talking, just regular chit-chat, and I got the feeling that she was into me.
As I got to know more about her, I, unexpectedly started to develop a crush on her.
Now here comes the fun part,... | 8 | 35 | |
1671034950 | 1671058126 | t3_zlv8v9 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Ltislande: TIFU by making homemade mac and cheese
Today I fucked up. Like, really, really fucked up. I was trying to make a simple dish of mac and cheese, but I got a little too ambitious. Instead of using the boxed mac and cheese mix, I decided I wanted to make it from scratch. I thought it would be a great idea to ad... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1671038185 | 1671041273 | t3_zlwl5t | t5_2to41 | 55 | rinkitinkitink: TIFU by dating a coworker
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Mr007McDiddles: I don't understand. She was encouraging you to ask her out then proceeded to do so on your behalf. Then changed her mind out of the blue. Sounds sketch! Y'all probably need a clean break.
rinkitinkitink: I agree, but there won't be anything clean about... | 5 | 11 | |
1671039659 | 1671075365 | t3_zlx7nk | t5_2to41 | 1 | Orangerot_: tifu by taking the wrong bottle
I'm a chilli head. I love hot food. And during the summer I'm growing my own chillis. This year I've got cayenne pepper, 7 pot douglah and Carolina reaper. I always get a pretty big yield so I'm drying most of the chillis and grind them into flakes. I'm putting the flakes in ... | 12 | 0.083333 | |
1671033081 | 1671113364 | t3_zluh0g | t5_2to41 | 505 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying 2 words
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whiskeydix420: I'm in my late twenties, my gagging issue started when I was very young and saw wet hair in the shower (gagging as I type this) it's since gotten to the point where I can not stomach doing the dishes as I have an aversion to wet food now and soggy things in gen... | 10 | 50.5 | |
1671045757 | 1671046662 | t3_zlzqyr | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU BY BEING LAZY AND NOT BUYING BAKING PAPER
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Praline-Mother: You thought the oven rack would hold a raw pizza? This may be the last time you post on this sub but this will not be the last time you experience TIFU.
TheRealTwiner: /r/rareinsults
| 3 | 10 | |
1671047427 | 1671089893 | t3_zm0e09 | t5_2to41 | 13,359 | J0shua1985: TIFU by taking a shower at work
This actually happened this morning, and my local country subreddit suggested I share with you guys as well.
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After a 20 minute bicycle ride though the freezing Scandinavian winter I arrived at work and figured it would be a good idea to take a warm and refreshi... | 13 | 1,027.615385 | |
1671046994 | 1671082190 | t3_zm080f | t5_2to41 | 2 | NotDelusionalAtAll03: TIFU by climbing into a tiger's cage at the zoo
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EffectiveGeneral8425: You should write a novel
Limp_Will16: And it would be the only novel ever to be legitimately banned/burned.
A little off topic, but it reminded me of the episode of Friends when Phoebe is on a date… because her tea to... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1671052275 | 1671163120 | t3_zm2c0f | t5_2to41 | 239 | Cosmic_fault: TIFU by putting flan in my armpit
Today, while eating a cup of flan, I raised my arms to stretch- forgetting that I was sitting at a desk beneath a loft bed. My hand, and the cup in it, hit the bed above me, knocking the cup from my grasp...
It tumbled, catching its rim on the sleeve of my tee shirt, dum... | 5 | 47.8 | |
1671054856 | 1671140229 | t3_zm3eqj | t5_2to41 | 122 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing xans and lean before work and getting caught making out with my coworker
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AmeliaBidelia: Sure thats cool and all but maybe try doing drugs on your offtime not during work hours
dramforadamn: Dude works at a fuckin WalMart. Probably a Xmas temp. 100% management knows he's fucked up and ... | 6 | 20.333333 | |
1671055333 | 1671092635 | t3_zm3ly2 | t5_2to41 | 143 | Sea-Concept-9006: TIFU by digging into the past and finding my husbands betrayal
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XephexHD: So ima just lay it out there and I know I’m gonna get hate for it. In a relationship not everyone loves at the same time. He started to think you weren’t what he was looking for and started to make his exit. Lot of peop... | 9 | 15.888889 | |
1671056592 | 1671081711 | t3_zm44hb | t5_2to41 | -11 | Aggravating-Read1282: TIFU By Telling On Bully
As the title says, I(M, teen) was getting bullied by (M, teen) and I told the teacher. now the part where I fucked up isn't about the bully aspect, it's about what i told on him, aka that he keeps talking about taking drugs, which means that they can't sell/use as safe as ... | 5 | -2.2 | |
1671059246 | 1671117269 | t3_zm57c4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | undercover_lesbeean: TIFU by submitting a meme as an assignment
My professor loves memes, jokes, tiktoks, all of it. He is always giving us the opportunity to make a tiktok instead of writing a paper vibes.
I saw this tumblr post \[ sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences pl... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1671060773 | 1671147303 | t3_zm5t5o | t5_2to41 | 8 | Thydumbsir: TIFU Me and a friend on snap started dating to just suddenly blocking me on everything except snap
Me and a friend started dating then suddenly blocked me besides snap but just unfriended on me on there, idk what happened.
Me and a friend thru snapchat became friends then started dating i don't know how i... | 4 | 2 | |
1671070541 | 1671077594 | t3_zm9f3m | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling someone that their ugliness is generational
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ATXThrow04: Bruh, checkout r/trees, it might be better received there. Lol
[deleted]: lol I expected as much and after all, upvotes are like monopoly money
ATXThrow04: But the karma….
[deleted]: Meh karma is the same as monopoly money
| 5 | 0.8 | |
1671072674 | 1671074622 | t3_zma5h9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by chucking my mother’s cat about 10 feet across a kitchen and into a laundry room like a frisbee
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Defiant-Signature544: I have 2 cats that fight like crazy, I use a broom (very lightly) to separate them.
reddox-_-: When I still lived w/ my mom I’d use the broom too bc my cats would shit themse... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1671063287 | 1671116690 | t3_zm6rqw | t5_2to41 | 92 | showerdisaster42069: TIFU by having sexy shower time with my girlfriend
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ciarenni: Water droplets wouldn't activate the screen because, if your phone is newer than 10 years ago, it's a capacitive touch screen and the droplets don't have enough of an electric field to trigger it.
Even the best authors had stor... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1671074214 | 1671074431 | t3_zmao7h | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: tifu by making a fake account to mess w my ex
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Boring-Pudding: Weird, cause you were [18 and female](https://www.reddit.com/r/MyChemicalRomance/comments/ypwnrz/mcr_reddit_demographic/ivmldlr/) last month. November must have really kicked your ass, huh?
potatopcbrrrrr: lol bro got caught in 4k
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1671075728 | 1671130325 | t3_zmb67p | t5_2to41 | -42 | throwaway2907891: tifu by catfishing my ex
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kromaticorb: You sound vaccinated
ajotings: You sound like a neanderthal
EnoughLuck3077: I don’t hear sound while reading
ajotings: My bad.
By kromaticorb's comment, we can deduce that he is a Neanderthal.
kromaticorb: You sound like your brain is smooth
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1671078941 | 1671109209 | t3_zmc707 | t5_2to41 | 9 | dirtyjack94: TIFU by being Horny on reddit
TIFU by being horny on reddit
Obligatory this happened a year ago
I was horny on reddit (27M) and so i went to r/dirtykikpals and started chatting with random people on kik
However, while chatting with random redditors on kik about various pornstars and porn fads along with... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1671078741 | 1671081445 | t3_zmc4sj | t5_2to41 | 25 | Aggressive-Region838: TIFU by pretending to like a band & consequently vomiting all over my love interest
I (m20) have a crush on my lab partner Tracy (f19). Her and I were recently studying for our finals together, while we were hitting the books she suggested we listen to music together. She asked me what kind of... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1671082102 | 1671138998 | t3_zmd5mq | t5_2to41 | 136 | SOFDMS: TIFU by getting scammed out of all my savings
They knew my dad’s info, that he was buying our house and that he was out of town. They didn’t tell me he was in danger, just that some transactions didn’t work for the buy and we were going to be badly fined. I just got so scared, stressed and wanted to help him. I... | 6 | 22.666667 |
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