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1671084963 | 1671085551 | t3_zmdzsp | t5_2to41 | 12 | Sea-Rough3152: TIFU by accidentally intentionally logging on to my ex boyfriends instagram
I was drunk and bored and one thing led to another. By accidentally intentionally logging in I mean that I had his Disney plus log in, user name and password, and though there was no chance it would even work but hey fuck it I go... | 4 | 3 | |
1671104425 | 1671115403 | t3_zmdk6z | t5_2to41 | 21 | NoObstacle: Can you explain why you think it's unethical? (without resorting to 'if you don't already know, you're a monster')
plfntoo: An educational professional suggested that a student commit fraud. The professional thinks it's okay because they basically share a "family style" relationship with the student.
The p... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1671086120 | 1671147690 | t3_zmebrq | t5_2to41 | 41 | sspaceboiii: TIFU by helping someone with a disability
So this happened about 20 minutes ago and I’m reeling with anxiety. So a bit of a disclaimer that nothing major happened or this isn’t a really major TIFU compared to some other stories on this page.
So basically on my walk to work from the station there is a par... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1671086636 | 1671193302 | t3_zmegx5 | t5_2to41 | 54 | Economy_Race158: TIFU by trying to help a drunk girl
so i F19 met a girl also F19 through mutual friends earlier tonight while on a night out she seemed nice and we were having lots of fun until we ended up at different nightclubs after. A few hours later i leave the nightclub i was at with other friends and see her a... | 6 | 9 | |
1671090568 | 1671146412 | t3_zmfj36 | t5_2to41 | 8 | priscilaa69: TIFU : buying Disneyland tickets for my boyfriend and I
Sooo to give you guys a little background Disneyland sweethearts night is an event that happens every February around valentines day , it's basically a night for couples to enjoy Disneyland with Valentine's Day decor. This morning the tickets went on ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1671092923 | 1671112578 | t3_zmg3za | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwaway83838838: TIFU by gaming too long
I a college student was chilling in my dorm after finals. I was playing some games as I knew I might not be able to play during break. After finishing up around 30 minutes ago I got up from my seat and immediately needed to piss. Confused I was like well I’ll just shower at th... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1671099901 | 1671131301 | t3_zmhv4u | t5_2to41 | 232 | DocJack710: TIFU by taking a job that I really shouldn't have
Tfu was earlier this week.
So I (26m) have a disability called Spina Bifida and it basically makes physical work very hard on me and any work I do has to be part-time. My former retail job was easy enough. Just regular front end duties. My schedule unfortun... | 9 | 25.777778 | |
1671099824 | 1671132716 | t3_zmhuha | t5_2to41 | 545 | wewo17: TIFU by bringing a second glue to the toilet
(second glue = superglue / instant glue)
So this happened many years ago when I was about eleven or twelve.
I was home alone, after school, my mother wasn't back home from work yet (we lived together only two of us). I know it's not a good habit, but I used to brin... | 6 | 90.833333 | |
1671101742 | 1671102312 | t3_zmibxv | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking it was the last day on earth and getting my dick sucked by my sister
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JustTrixxy: Yeah I’ve seen that episode of Rick and Morty too.
Lil-Crackpotplant: Yeah still liked the one where the alien and Mike Tyson sang a duet while being started at by a naked phlangi
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1671073106 | 1671383080 | t3_zmaan0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Busy_Accountant_2839: TIFU by having butter fingers
This happened 3 days ago.
We had a late Thanksgiving dinner so lots of leftovers still around. Home alone, I decided to indulge myself in a hearty bowl of mashed potatoes and fresh gravy I cooked up on the spot. As well as nicely buttered biscuit made by my MiL. Nob... | 3 | 1 | |
1671110453 | 1671155964 | t3_zmjalp | t5_2to41 | 549 | possible_showers: I'm barely on any social media, but I think I will look into this. Thank you.
Pandalite: You don't even need to start with the walking exercise right now if you're not physically able to walk, a lot of people's knees are not capable structurally of bearing 550 lbs without complaint. You can start with... | 11 | 49.909091 | |
1671113271 | 1671332742 | t3_zmlx72 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by jumping into my pants
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SomeDude3599: minor oopsies
Panda_Girl_19: Pretty minor yea
SomeDude3599: was your ancle fractured? Forgor to ask
Panda_Girl_19: Just sprained, pretty bad though
SomeDude3599: well that'd atleast better than breaking it
Panda_Girl_19: Yeq
SomeDude3599: 👍
Panda_Girl_19... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1671114270 | 1671164317 | t3_zmmaui | t5_2to41 | 207 | Wafflesfortheday: TIFU by "ruining" a friendship
I just got home from an exhausting day, and all I wanna do is chat with some of my good friends. Our Christmas party is comin up and we discussed what we wanna wear and what we will do during the program. Some of the people that were also coming participated in our discu... | 4 | 51.75 | |
1671126248 | 1671213255 | t3_zmr68h | t5_2to41 | 1,349 | TIFU03949494: TIFU by getting fired from my engineering job for sexual harassment (two small comments I made to a female colleague)
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Heisenbergwaltuh: No way this isn't bait
gsixzero: It 100% is
Poppertina: Having worked in the industry, this absolutely could be 100% genuine and he could still be as clueless a... | 8 | 168.625 | |
1671126186 | 1671356870 | t3_zmr5du | t5_2to41 | 16 | throwaway011x0: TIFU by ordering dominos
I am absolutely devastated to have to write this because I have been an avid domino's customer for over 3 years, but there is mystery meat in my pasta. My order was a build-your-own pasta with cheddar cheese & bacon, stuffed cheesy bread, 2 marinara sauces, and a 2 liter cok... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1671128047 | 1671130655 | t3_zmrwmy | t5_2to41 | 6 | quyhai: TIFU my 2 years of effort by leaving a vape in the backpack
I'm a Vietnamese university student that would commute back and forth from living at my dorm to my parents house every weekend. I would often bring only one backpack consisting of my necessities whenever I go back to my parents house, nothing more. My ... | 3 | 2 | |
1671131043 | 1671133914 | t3_zmt4d4 | t5_2to41 | 67 | ImpressiveComputer48: TIFU By venting on reddit
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gabby0197: https://reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/zmmcge/my_brother_in_law_is_extorting_me/
OP’s life is ruined because they cheated.
ETA: Thanks for the award! If anyone wants the highlights, just comment here and ask me. I’ve got her best (worst?) comm... | 10 | 6.7 | |
1671131841 | 1671211060 | t3_zmtfxk | t5_2to41 | 83 | MissIsabelPedraza: TIFU by nearly *doing it* with my cousin
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GregoryGregory666666: And the tall tales just keep on showing up in here.
Xeni966: There's way more than usual lately too
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1671132476 | 1671146996 | t3_zmtp6o | t5_2to41 | 24 | bigkbrewer: TIFU By Accessing My College’s Admission Database
I don’t know if I’m actually in trouble or not, but I recently took a job hosting prospective students with my roommate for the college that I go to. The college uses an application called Slate that keeps a database with information of students interested i... | 10 | 2.4 | |
1671133947 | 1671145787 | t3_zmuar0 | t5_2to41 | 103 | Reclused_revolution: TIFU by not bringing enough tissues while flying which caused someone else with a. blood phobia to become sick.
Technically yesterday/ early this morning. I’m a college student trying to get home. With this, I had to use air travel.
Now i have many reasons to not enjoy flying, I don’t fit in the s... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1671137930 | 1671139555 | t3_zmvwln | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting scammed for a dick pic
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Efficient-Zucchini41: r/thingsthatneverhappened
shadesofwolves: This is literally a common occurrence.
/r/nothingeverhappens
Efficient-Zucchini41: So common that no one falls for it anymore
shadesofwolves: Riiiight...because we're all a hive mind and learn fr... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1671138982 | 1671212943 | t3_zmwcfg | t5_2to41 | 6 | nandyandthecouch: TIFU: Not Knowing How to Handle Opossum
I’m coming home from the restaurant as usual round 11:30pm. Pulling up to the wooden slide-in gate, overclicking the remote control, I barely notice the chunky creature perched directly on top of the middle of the gate. Thinking it may be a squirrel, I barely g... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1671144992 | 1671158011 | t3_zmz0kx | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not asking her age first
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pogiguy2020: Call 911 and turn yourself in, it is the only thing you can do now. If her daddy finds out you will rather be in jail.
RedditFuckedHumanity: You could have said parents, but you chose daddy
pogiguy2020: Typically a protective daddy will come after you. ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1671145031 | 1671554408 | t3_zmz123 | t5_2to41 | -4 | catsarebitches: TIFU by being a PC gamer
Now, I'm a PC kinda guy. I've got myself a nice build, and there's nothin' I love more than sitting down, grabbing a cup of tea, coffee, or hot chocolate, and playing (as in losing) chess on the PC equivalent of a Ford Mustang.
Being a PC guy, I've got a battlestation. It's not... | 3 | -1.333333 | |
1671142809 | 1671169511 | t3_zmxzch | t5_2to41 | 265 | str_productions: TIFU by opening the door for trick or treaters while charging my toys
As you see by the title this did not happen today but a friend urged me to post this story here.
To preface I live in a country where Halloween has only pretty recently become a bigger thing, and trick or treating has never been a t... | 3 | 88.333333 | |
1671148030 | 1671153744 | t3_zn0bpn | t5_2to41 | -9 | [deleted]: TIFU getting banned for commenting on my own post. [Follow up to TIFU getting myself and Stanley from the Office banned from WSB by crowdfunding $30k for a Superbowl ad. End result: Reddit ran its own ad, refunded 2,000 Redditors, and... I keep getting banned.]
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CaseyTS: I see you even if it gets de... | 7 | -1.285714 | |
1671150275 | 1671150889 | t3_zn165v | t5_2to41 | 15 | justyouraveragecoat: TIFU By Competing With My Best Friend
Background: My friend (We will call him Josh) began selling Prime Hydration at our school about two weeks ago, and business was booming. By the end of the first two days Josh had made around 200 dollars of profit.
Story: Now this is where I fuck up. I was ama... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1671150409 | 1671223142 | t3_zn17vi | t5_2to41 | 2,121 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my father in law if he liked rapists…
Hello everyone.
I am not a native English speaker, actually I started to learn proper English once I moved to the US.
My girlfriend and friends speak to me in my mother language so I have little to none social skills on English.
Today I had lunch with m... | 8 | 265.125 | |
1671149678 | 1671152048 | t3_zn0y74 | t5_2to41 | 0 | hat_destroyer_9000: tifu but by using my gaming name as reddit username, today and got forced to delete my account cause my family almost found it, now I've Lost my 4 years of post and my favorite subs :(
Tbh I'm kinda sad to be that stupid to use that name, i usually just use it for convenience and never even bothere... | 4 | 0 | |
1671152442 | 1671153099 | t3_zn1xw2 | t5_2to41 | -22 | [deleted]: TIFU Stole My Best Friends Car and Crashed it
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Bigdaddylovesfatties: Idk, do you still want to be friends with him ?
Bitter-Drink-9805: I can live with the guilt
Bigdaddylovesfatties: Clearly yes as it has been 6 years
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1671156869 | 1671319308 | t3_zn3eql | t5_2to41 | 46 | burnerburninginhell: TIFU by sending junk pics
I (20M) met a girl(?!?) on a dating app. We progressed (too) quickly to sexting over snap. The girl asked for pictures of my schlong. Well who am I, as a man, to refuse? The girl (who was actually a guy) then proceeded to threaten me with sending said pictures to individ... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1671155635 | 1671164765 | t3_zn300q | t5_2to41 | 303 | justin0628: TIFU by breaking a 17 year old nebulizer
My (17M) family owns a nebulizer. If you don't know what that is, it's a machine people use to send medication to the lungs. We have a nebulizer that was bought when I was probably still an infant. It's really old and it has a lot of sentimental value to me because t... | 7 | 43.285714 | |
1671160668 | 1671206643 | t3_zn4nvf | t5_2to41 | 132 | Jcpants: TIFU by thinking nobody was home
Soo I live with a few roommates but I’m the only one who has Saturday off from work. I came downstairs to pee but I had my headphones on so if anyone can come home I didn’t hear them. But I went to the bathroom and let the door open thinking no one was home. I was scrolling on ... | 5 | 26.4 | |
1671161136 | 1671201899 | t3_zn4ta8 | t5_2to41 | 236 | shellykachua69: TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work
Just yesterday I had a review during which I told my manager I always feel that people are lying when they call in sick last minute. "It's a universal excuse to get out of work and meetings" I said. Now ironically, ... | 6 | 39.333333 | |
1671160059 | 1671247998 | t3_zn4gq8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Mountain_Man1776: TIFU by texting the wrong roommate a joke about the other.
So I (19m) have two roommates in college, both named Brad. To make it worse, Brad H. So in my phone their contact looks nearly Identical. A bit of context me and Brad 1 are closer with each other than with Brad 2. Brad 2 is nice, but he brings... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1671163935 | 1671173836 | t3_zn5p3i | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying my stomach lining
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neovb: Certainly a TIFU, but that sounds to me like a good amount of food poisoning from questionable food in New Orleans and not necessarily alcohol. And let me tell you, there's a LOT of questionable places to eat there.
bathtubbear: i’m pretty sure it’s gastr... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1671168686 | 1671231181 | t3_zn73k2 | t5_2to41 | 236 | randomuser374582: TIFU by getting my gf maybe pregnant
I (17)M messed up and think I may have got my gf (16)F pregnant. I don’t usually post on reddit but I needed a place to get this off my chest so. Today whilst having intercourse with my gf the condom broke. As soon as I realized it had broke which was seconds after... | 7 | 33.714286 | |
1671175914 | 1671177461 | t3_zn91bo | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By letting my cat go into hiding
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Brdsht: This is why we have big contracts, interviews, and home checks for animal adoptions. Its better for the animals to have sane responsible human beings for owners so they don't get fucked over at every turn. People complain we make it too hard...Maybe we ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1671182685 | 1671208343 | t3_znangb | t5_2to41 | 992 | [deleted]: TIFU not telling my ex I was high
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OTTERSage: The real fuck up here is that you’re a druggy and haven’t recognized it yet.
Get your fucking act together kid
Tired-Swine: OP is a dumbass but they’re just shrooms man chiiill
OTTERSage: The shrooms alone isn’t what made him a druggy.
Cat_of_death:... | 11 | 90.181818 | |
1671190909 | 1671248116 | t3_zncp9n | t5_2to41 | 54 | Esther-Rosie: TIFU by eating strawberries
So my sister went to a strawberry farm with her friend a few days back and came back with a pack of strawberries (1 pk cost like $10 which was such a scam as in supermarkets you can by a pack for like $2-3)
Anyway, I get myself a bowl of strawberries and I decided to have one.... | 6 | 9 | |
1671194094 | 1671271551 | t3_zndnl3 | t5_2to41 | 1,853 | SmartBeast: TIFU by leaving my phone open at the gym and making cute girls next to me think I was watching gay porn during my workout
TIFU by leaving my phone open at the gym and making the cute girls next to me think I was watching hardcore gay porn during my workout.
TL;DR - I was listening to Industry Baby on Spoti... | 8 | 231.625 | |
1671208865 | 1671654405 | t3_znj00j | t5_2to41 | 14 | Legendarystuff16: TIFU by needing to take a shit in a toilet with no tissue paper
Ok so here I (14m) am, in a cold basketball area with my friend (12m) who invited me to try to play. I had been once before but this time was different. It was winter, and it was indoors but it was still open to the outside if that made a... | 7 | 2 | |
1671210366 | 1671211767 | t3_znjkqo | t5_2to41 | 20 | Practical_Topic_4537: TIFU by shaving my balls dry
Obligatory Please excuse my english as it's not my first language
So this just happened and I´m in fucking agony.
I´ve got a date later and things are kinda looking good to say it like that. I didnt shave my balls when showering this morning cause I didn't have ti... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1671209561 | 1671307304 | t3_znj9eo | t5_2to41 | 174 | couchthievery: TIFU by asking for socks for Christmas
This happened last year.
A couple of weeks before Christmas, my bf 'Matt' asked me what I wanted and I said socks. I figured they were an easy, undemanding option and I did actually want new socks. (I'll spare you a description of my old ones.)
Christmas morning ... | 5 | 34.8 | |
1671210915 | 1671221554 | t3_znjsen | t5_2to41 | 65 | Virtual_Wear4201: TIFU by making my parents think I'm a nudist
So this happened over the weekend and I'm (16 M) still dying inside.
I usually help with doing laundry every week. Like my Mom just asked that I do all my laundry and any other stuff that needs done on Saturdays. I'll usually just grab everything from the ... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1671211818 | 1671212495 | t3_znk4ze | t5_2to41 | 13 | AurigaNexus: TIFU by accepting a meeting invitation in MS Teams too early
So, a little backstory. I worked for about a month at a major sanitation company in the US as a driver. The pay was good and the people I worked with were great, but the long hours and heavy physical activity were much more overwhelming than I ex... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1671214127 | 1671214358 | t3_znl16u | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by deciding to buy my friend a weird Christmas present
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Grandrea8: Oh, my bad
Thank you
Grandrea8: Trying to write a message for a second
Try
Try
Grandrea8: This
Is
Ridiculous
Try
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1671215665 | 1671218934 | t3_znlmfv | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting too intoxicated
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wtshiz: That sounds a lot more like a suicide attempt than a FU... Was it maybe?
OkInevitable911: nah my problem with benzos (which is why i dont really like them) i that i can tell myself "you'll only take one to take the edge of. and in the end i'll always end up t... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1671218688 | 1673882459 | t3_znmrjc | t5_2to41 | 113 | MooreThanCosplay: TIFU by eating undercooked chicken
My mother and father are away for Christmas so I have the whole house to myself, we had some frozen raw chicken in the freezer and some left over hunters sauce in the fridge so I thought I'd cook myself Hunters Chicken in the air frying, I texted my dad during the da... | 10 | 11.3 | |
1671216836 | 1671263829 | t3_znm2a5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by going to the grocery store
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BaronVonNumbaKruncha: What was he trying to tell you?
Double_Lavishness_74: They are coming for your
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1671223182 | 1671227122 | t3_znohs3 | t5_2to41 | 666 | Zelcron: TIFU by scaring a woman and myself because I went to the wrong car
Oh Jesus I just scared the hell out of some poor woman. I ran to 7-11 for some juice and tp. There was a car identical to mine parked right next to me. I got in the wrong one by mistake because I have a lot on my mind, and it was the same make,... | 6 | 111 | |
1671221991 | 1671291501 | t3_zno0sa | t5_2to41 | 6 | thedragonofbooks: TIFU by becoming a monster
A while ago my mom was living with me, my sister, and my brother while my dad working abroad and my mom working full time. I had recently been given a computer for school and I did online school, my grades tanked and I was gaining weight. My life was becoming miserable and u... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1671223879 | 1671227348 | t3_znormz | t5_2to41 | 38 | -Sypher-: TIFU by taking a dp infront of a school security camera
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dr_xenon: Your 14. Just don’t.
No-Hippo5631: I second this. If anyone besides you has that picture, they possess child porn. And if it's for yourself... why, you don't have a mirror?
Edit: read it again. Couldn't you guys go somewhere private ... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1671228298 | 1671234119 | t3_znqfz2 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking 3 day old coffee that’s been sitting in the car.
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Abdlomax: In life, as in math, neatness is not a moral issue, it has actual survival value.
Skrawberrycake: Yes some people (aka me) learn the hard way 😂
Abdlomax: That is actually the best way to learn, if the mistake is not too se... | 4 | 3 | |
1671229190 | 1671234048 | t3_znqsfu | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a findom client’s credit card to pay for my holiday
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ShiibbyyDota: Damn that sucks… time to get a real job?
ThrowawayRA7482: Or people with real jobs can give me money
Ruptito: Since you have a real job, can you give me money?
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1671228692 | 1671233565 | t3_znqlqb | t5_2to41 | 27 | Big_Old_Baby: TIFU by saying my wife's family is not mine
My wife and I have never been big on making plans for holidays. We're usually "go with the flow" kind of people. So when my mother-in-law insisted that we have Christmas at her boyfriend's house I didn't argue too much. Especially because my wife is very family-... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1671234419 | 1671272196 | t3_znsqeg | t5_2to41 | 19 | ThrowAwayButNewMain: TIFU by smoking the green on the balcony
This happened about 2 hours ago. I was smoking a really strong blunt with my friend on the balcony. After a few minutes the world strated to spin and then darkness as my face hit the balcony metal railing I think tre time, forehead, nose and chin. I think my... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1671232804 | 1671315861 | t3_zns566 | t5_2to41 | 145 | topbananatropicana: TIFU by not looking under the bed properly…
So tonight, as I always do I had my evening shower and got into my pj's ready to get into bed.
For some reason, my bed was HOT, I checked under my bed at first worried there was an electrical fire or something, nope... so I started to feel out the war... | 5 | 29 | |
1671235668 | 1671240053 | t3_znt69r | t5_2to41 | 11 | theceliachoe: TIFU by eating Dot's Pretzels
For some back story I'm a 20F and have Celiac (I'm technically not supposed to eat gluten but GF stuff is expensive and tastes horrible at least in my experience) I've come to this salon a handful of times for haircuts and recently to get my hair dyed. This time it was just a... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1671241389 | 1671300214 | t3_znv2h5 | t5_2to41 | 1,528 | gazerbeam-: TIFU by mopping incorrectly for 26 years
My entire life, I thought the way you were supposed to mop was go over it once with soapy water, then you’re done. This method persisted through my college apartment (where I did most the cleaning), a job in fast food (which involved mopping), and my current apartmen... | 9 | 169.777778 | |
1671248160 | 1671337844 | t3_znx53h | t5_2to41 | 10,768 | butterbear45: Tifu by sticking it in my gf’s ass
Like literally an hour ago. Just started to go at it and we were in an awkward position and it slipped out so I quickly tried to shove it back in cause she was really enjoying herself. Moved to quick and carelessly, felt some give after repositioning and went in with aut... | 13 | 828.307692 | |
1671250272 | 1671279623 | t3_znxr9e | t5_2to41 | 125 | Its_Like_A_Dream: TIFU by letting a homeless person use my laundry room
For context, I live in an area with a lot of homeless people. Like the sidewalks of my neighborhood are lined with tents, which is technically illegal where I live but the cops don't do shit.
Anyway, today I found one homeless dude chilling by my... | 4 | 31.25 | |
1671254976 | 1671273778 | t3_znz29e | t5_2to41 | 332 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally huffing my GF's rotting underwear fumes
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MermaidParty: That's all disgusting and I didn't fully read it, but in defense of washing underwear in the sink this could've been because they were super delicate lace or something. Some lingerie is hand wash only. Still ew on the afterm... | 9 | 36.888889 | |
1671256362 | 1671298876 | t3_znzg5l | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By Faking My Death to My Ex
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ChattyBobZero: Dude, is Sam okay and why don’t you care? You skip the two most important parts of the story / what you did and how long for and what lie you used, and whether poor Sam is still alive!
Least_Following3683: i dont know if sams okay because she hasnt re... | 5 | 1 | |
1671260974 | 1671297684 | t3_zo0npd | t5_2to41 | -33 | thrrowawayru337: TIFU by telling my daughter I don't want her to do a martial art
I'll just begin this by saying my daughter is 10 and she's really into martial arts, mma, etc. The past month she's been asking my husband and I about letting her sign up to start doing a martial art. We haven't thought it would be a good... | 5 | -6.6 | |
1671219385 | 1671388760 | t3_znn0uj | t5_2to41 | 41 | LukeTheApostate: TIFU by colonizing my fiancee's family
**TL;DR** I ended up researching my family's history today. It turns out that 250 years ago my fiancee's family was forced to flee Crimea after Russia invaded it *last* time, and then my family showed up to colonize it. We're both laughing about it. I think is mor... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1671264137 | 1671269119 | t3_zo1g2b | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by absolutely scaring my classmate
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theleeforce: Im confused, did you break into her occupied stall? Or did you look over top of the wall and see her?
Also the fact that you came in slamming doors and throwing shit would be alarming regardless of gender
Status-Count-7323: I would not go into a... | 3 | 2 | |
1671271898 | 1671360852 | t3_zo3a6h | t5_2to41 | -19 | ThrowawayRA7482: TIFU by using a findom client’s credit card to pay for my holiday
I (f21) work as a financial dominatrix where people want to be dominated by me taking their money. I’ve had a client who’s sent me money for years who really wanted to pay for a holiday so I decided to finally let him this year and let h... | 6 | -3.166667 | |
1671275470 | 1671313519 | t3_zo45bo | t5_2to41 | 19,063 | SheDidNotListenToMe: TIFU convincing my Deaf gf to tie me up and blindfold me
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Strawb3rryPoptart: I'm concerned teenagers are having intense BDSM sex now 💀💀💀
justl00kingthrowaway: With the way the world is today I'm surprised they aren't doing heroin and leaping off a building while having intense BDSM sex.... | 20 | 953.15 | |
1671281558 | 1671283123 | t3_zo5oxd | t5_2to41 | 43 | beanman206789: TIFU by leaving my weed brownies on my window ledge.
So for some context, i prefer to ingest weed than smoke it. Personally the high feels better and lasts longer. I have been using weed this way for a while now and have never had any problems with it, until now.
So this is how the story begins… I went... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1671287371 | 1671674455 | t3_zo7fdt | t5_2to41 | 61 | RelativeFreak: TIFU by cheating on an exam
I recently had to take an economics exam that would determine my final grade for the course. I've been really busy with personal stuff and other subjects so I haven't really been able to sit down and study for it. I decided that it would be best to try and cheat, big mistake.
... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1671278173 | 1671294281 | t3_zo4snx | t5_2to41 | 5 | FizzaRoIIi: Tifu by trying to drink Fanta
Today when I woke up I felt a deep urge to drink the sweet fruity nectar that is: Fanta fruit twist. It’s flavour has me entranced and I find myself purchasing so much of it that I have to push them to the very back of my mini fridge, today I would learn this was an idiotic mis... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1671294699 | 1671303873 | t3_zoa1mj | t5_2to41 | 37 | ashey218: TIFU by buying expired chicken for dinner
I had a really embarrassing moment today that I just have to share. I was at the grocery store, and I was feeling really hungry. I had a craving for some fried chicken, so I decided to grab myself a box. I even splashed out on a weird fancy brand of pre breaded chic... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1671295952 | 1671328419 | t3_zoai3o | t5_2to41 | 38 | wehttom: TIFU by drifting my parents car
I (20yo male) drifted my parents car without them knowing and I nearly destroyed one of the wheels.
For a bit of context, I had a party at my parents house while they were away for vacations. I invited friends my parents knew and trusted to eat pizza and have a great night. We... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1671295813 | 1671328997 | t3_zoagb9 | t5_2to41 | 193 | Pitiful-Ad-TA: TIFU by asking my best friend if they liked someone else.
It was around 5 am, so still technically today. Me (F17) and my best friend (F16) have been going through a really rough patch. We were talking about things and I asked if they liked person XYZ (F17) . Recently i feel like person XYZ has been repl... | 10 | 19.3 | |
1671299492 | 1671674645 | t3_zobsxx | t5_2to41 | 24 | heirsuit: TIFU by helping my cousin and failing a class
Hello everyone,
I am currently a student at UVA and I just failed a class. My cousin and I are in the same class and we were both struggling with the assignment. I ended up progressing through the assignment and my cousin asked me to show him an example of what n... | 4 | 6 | |
1671303506 | 1671322511 | t3_zodauv | t5_2to41 | 141 | DarwinsMonkeyOne: TIFU by saying I was going to teabag my son.
My youngest is nine years old, and he’s already better than me at computer games. I’ve never claimed to be the best gamer, but I’ve always been able to hold my own against most casual competition, and only come unstuck against seasoned or highly focused opp... | 9 | 15.666667 | |
1671303657 | 1671368029 | t3_zodd3p | t5_2to41 | 5 | Sad-Weeknd: TIFU by not remembering to use the restroom
This happened a few months ago. I went to work and got home around 6. Got my first cup of coffee, went out for a smoke and then went to the bathroom. I had my phone in one hand and a couple of beers in the other. I used the hand with the phone to open the bathroo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1671309242 | 1671317370 | t3_zofhsx | t5_2to41 | 3,682 | Bubbly-Explanation: TIFU by shaking my titties at my husband
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BaronVonNumbaKruncha: I read this while taking my shitties
RepublicOfLizard: Me too homie
BaronVonNumbaKruncha: Dump brothers!
T_that_is_all: I'm kind of upset I'm on the couch and not the toilet right now.
Secure-Acanthisitta1: same, im on my bed
T... | 8 | 460.25 | |
1671310321 | 1671321800 | t3_zofwo2 | t5_2to41 | 1 | bigmacyosmack: TIFU by laughing at a little girl with cancer.
OK I know this sounds horrible but hear me out. This was actually a few weeks ago, but I just remembered this. I went to Washington DC with my Dad and Stepmom. We were walking for about 10 miles then we come across a stage with a little girl standing on it a... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1671311846 | 1671323263 | t3_zogi1x | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by going inside my teenager’s purse
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BlingDoudouX: Oh my fucking god. There is sooo much to unpack here.
First of all, dont fucking snoop ? Wtf is up with that, youre not allowed to go through peoples stuff like that. And don't throw me the "I'm hEr dAD, i CaN dO whaTeVer I wAnt."
No. Privacy... | 10 | 4.4 | |
1671310401 | 1671339750 | t3_zofxpn | t5_2to41 | 4 | Spunkb0y: TIFU by telling a cleaner that she’ll never make money in her line of work.
I (M19) am a Music Producing student at university. I was having a smoke outside and started a conversation with a cleaning lady. Really nice lady and having a nice chat about uni. She asked me what I was studying and I mentioned tha... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1671311806 | 1671389414 | t3_zoghgt | t5_2to41 | 656 | thathighcat: TIFU by splooging blood on the first date
Ok this happened a little over a year ago but I was reminded about it after the video popped up again in a group chat. I went out skateboarding and decided to try a trick I’ve been wanting to film for a while. On the very first try, the board ended up between my le... | 6 | 109.333333 | |
1671316011 | 1671316442 | t3_zoi4ts | t5_2to41 | 28 | Proof-Internal-653: TIFU by accidentally peeing on the floor while my friend stayed over.
I (17) should preface this by saying I am a trans dude. I have crippling dysphoria, and as a result I've bought many things to sate the dysphoria until I can turn 18. Trans tape, binders, and - most recently - an STP. STP just sta... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1671315313 | 1671395269 | t3_zohv3y | t5_2to41 | 949 | urmumisamilfhaha: TIFU by meeting with an old friend
So context is key here - me and this girl ( i'll call her A ) we're close friends in secondary school ( so around 3 years ago ). She dated my ex and became really obsessive and started stalking him when they broke up. We fell out because i told her she needed to stop... | 9 | 105.444444 | |
1671320135 | 1671632433 | t3_zojpgm | t5_2to41 | 196 | the__6-1-4__: TIFU by helping my wife with her ancestry research.
During the pandemic my wife and I got really in to doing ancestry research for both of our families. Her dad has always been pretty quiet about his side of the family but there were rumors that my wife's family had some..interesting history, so we were i... | 8 | 24.5 | |
1671326378 | 1671418165 | t3_zom8kf | t5_2to41 | 40 | CHICKENGIRL20: TIFU NSFW
My(20f) boyfriend(19m) and I were having sex for the first time in 2 months. It was in my car and on a back road because we both are still living with our parents as I am in college(last year) and he is trying to build some savings. Well the condom broke and neither of us noticed in time. I lov... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1671326352 | 1671368451 | t3_zom893 | t5_2to41 | 25 | throwawaydiglet: TIFU by eating.....peas?
ok so this is just a throwaway account since this is kind of embarrassing but i have to say it somewhere. warning it's painful
was having dinner a couple nights ago as most people do. had some good schnitzel with mash and peas. the peas were where everything went wrong....
so ... | 9 | 2.777778 | |
1671327938 | 1671338955 | t3_zomrg3 | t5_2to41 | 28 | WhoKnowsTheDay: TIFU by thinking my external hard drive would be safer in the repair than with me, taking 1 year to get it back and finding out I lost all my family photos from 2006 to 2019 (and my ps3 saves)
In the first quarter of 2021 my computer stopped working, not turning on anymore. With no references, I went to... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1671327938 | 1671366917 | t3_zomrg0 | t5_2to41 | 34 | photo-nerd-121: TIFU by not walking at graduation
I (21F) graduated college yesterday with straight As this semester. I didn’t walk, that was my choice. But because of that, only a handful of friends knew. My bestie (22F), let’s call her Neil Diamond, and I were making plans for a bunch of people to go out. She ended u... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1671327978 | 1671359879 | t3_zomrxa | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by being bulimic and pretending it's not a big deal
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Maleficent-Oil4446: It is a big deal though, look you are beautiful no matter what you see in the mirror. You do not need to put yourself in so much pain, don’t make yourself vomit, eat a healthy amount. This is an endless loop that can only ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1671330811 | 1671358066 | t3_zonq1m | t5_2to41 | 12 | tigermanshazam: TIFU by not remembering to use the restroom
This happened a few months ago. I went to work and got home around 6. Got my first cup of coffee, went out for a smoke and then went to the bathroom. I had my phone in one hand and a couple of beers in the other. I used the hand with the phone to open the bath... | 3 | 4 | |
1671332557 | 1671385974 | t3_zooajd | t5_2to41 | 478 | The_Silver_Lynx: Tifu by guessing the new big boss's age incorrectly
Tifu by guessing my big boss's age incorrectly
Today while i was on my lunch i went into the break room and there was a group of people in a separate department with a lady ive never seen before. I don't know them too well but they turned to me and s... | 7 | 68.285714 | |
1671332765 | 1671337737 | t3_zood1r | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting a pole and not calling the cops
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FlatwormObjective: I just hate when I get yelled at and then that yell CAUSES ME to HIT A POLE!
Not the yellers fault dude. Your fault.
bkhem: I never said it wasn’t my fault
FlatwormObjective: I feel like you kinda did when you said the hitting of ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1671334073 | 1671335913 | t3_zoos37 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Summerie: TIFU on my dog's 13th birthday, by Googling the life expectancy of a Labrador.
[Why would I even do that??](https://i.imgur.com/nJ8KyZ5.jpg)
I am such a mix of thankful and terrified right now.
I brought Jake home when he was eight weeks old. That moment is forever stamped as one of my my favorite in my mi... | 3 | 10 | |
1671334455 | 1671351986 | t3_zoowj9 | t5_2to41 | 192 | [deleted]: TIFU masturbating in the car
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Jazzmus0: This is stupid as fuck.
cech_: I feel like the TL;DR didn't really sum it up right.
More like "I edged for 3 hours an a car ride with family, everyone watched me explode cum far and wide"
But yea highly suspicious that its made up.
__babyslaughter__: Though... | 5 | 38.4 | |
1671336083 | 1671673676 | t3_zopegx | t5_2to41 | 9 | coquetteillumi: tifu by purchasing a diy boba kit from walmart
my cousin (f18) and i (f19) decided to go on a late night walmart run before i go back home for christmas holidays.
as we typically do on our walmart excursions (because we only ever go because we’re bored), we just walked around the whole store grabbing ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1671334184 | 1671361639 | t3_zootc4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Unusual-Friend-9768: TIFU by drinking our friend’s homemade Irish cream
My wife’s long time best friend is very proud of his concoctions. It’s Christmas time, so he gave us some homemade Irish cream. Yum! So today I made some coffee, added the Irish cream, and it was delicious. I polished off the entire mug and then fo... | 3 | 1 | |
1671342016 | 1671382783 | t3_zor755 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my chances with the hottest and most caring chick I’ve ever been with by drunkenly making out with her co-worker.
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jungerfrosch: *let me fix this for you.....
You got drunk and chose(drunk or not, you were willing) to cheat on your gf and it got cought on camera. There ya go, you... | 14 | 0.642857 | |
1671347007 | 1671347907 | t3_zosja0 | t5_2to41 | 52 | CrashStreetKid: TIFU by leaving my vibrator on the countertop
I recently bought a small bullet vibrator and I’ve been good about hiding it since I live with my parents. Maybe it’s because of how sleep deprived I am from finals, but for whatever reason, I completely forgot to put it away after my shower. I left it on th... | 3 | 17.333333 |
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