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1671350713 | 1671366080 | t3_zotgyy | t5_2to41 | 446 | PelletPlinker: TIFU by getting masturbating at work and getting caught by my boss
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Devittraisedto2: My question is why the fuck would you masturbate at your workplace
Keelija9000: I make a nickel, my boss makes a dime, that’s why beat my cock on company time.
Poinsettia917: LMAO And happy cake day!
Keelija9000... | 5 | 89.2 | |
1671356775 | 1671377444 | t3_zouzud | t5_2to41 | 2,879 | Commercial_Low1383: TIFU by expecting my family to pay for my birthday dinner FOLLOWUP
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brendamrl: I just read your posts and I’m so sorry. I moved to the U.S. seeking asylum and lived with a lady who took care of her mom with Alzheimer’s to claim the SS check. The real leech is your mom.
Pandalite: Hey we're ... | 6 | 479.833333 | |
1671356546 | 1671363854 | t3_zouxud | t5_2to41 | 23 | Public_Medium3522: TIFU by telling my partner to come sit on this pootang
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TuckerCarlsonsOhface: Just an fyi, it’s poontang, unless you mean the Filipino insult putang, which means whore.
quequotion: Gotta wonder if there's not some etymological connection there.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface: I believe they discuss th... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1671358983 | 1671445925 | t3_zovjqp | t5_2to41 | 609 | sarcastic-pickle: TIFU by sleeping with my aunts ex
My aunt and her ex boyfriend broke up a few months ago. I thought they were done. They had some really bad fights and decided to end things. I always thought he was hot but I never said or did anything but after they broke up I thought why not? We only did it once. Af... | 24 | 25.375 | |
1671358491 | 1671453693 | t3_zovf4r | t5_2to41 | 144 | ScentedCinnamonStick: TIFU by watching Porn in the shower.
To preface: I (17M) live with my Mother and have had an eating disorder since I was 11. I relapsed recently, so my Mother has been acting with extra care.
Onto tonight
I stay up late and wake up late, like a lot of other people. So obviously, I take showers l... | 6 | 24 | |
1671368971 | 1671377576 | t3_zoy9ux | t5_2to41 | 100 | Revolutionary_Cut236: TIFU by taking an unsafe route to work because of the ice and had a more exciting ride than anticipated.
So every route to work is 5 minutes away by bike. Strait forward and enjoyable. However this cold morning was different.
So I saw frost on the pathways and decided to cycle on he road like nor... | 5 | 20 | |
1671375221 | 1671457869 | t3_zp0cvn | t5_2to41 | 56 | suolasakaali: TIFU by almost freezing myself
Well, this was actually earlier this week. Basically, I live in a very cold area, there's a ton of snow already, and there even was a blizzard about a week ago. One evening a few days ago I was home alone and had to take my dog out. It was snowing and about -10°C (14°F) outs... | 4 | 14 | |
1671377882 | 1671405882 | t3_zp19qk | t5_2to41 | 1,768 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my girlfriend use my dead mother's hair brush
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xInsomniCatx: wtf is a pube brush?
vuurspuwer: Poop knife’s big sister
xInsomniCatx: uh what?
nah-knee: TIFU lore
xInsomniCatx: Ahh
snookert: Poop knife is a classic
xInsomniCatx: never heard of it
IndieHamster: Just wait till you hear a... | 12 | 147.333333 | |
1671377950 | 1671429355 | t3_zp1aj5 | t5_2to41 | 20 | redditcvnt: TIFU by giving a rich prick his money back
So for the last year I've been living in a house with 6 other guys including this one rich prick who would never pay rent, leaving the money to be paid out of my own pocket (although he eventually did pay me back), drunkenly destroyed the basement and then left sud... | 4 | 5 | |
1671380507 | 1671416911 | t3_zp27p1 | t5_2to41 | 60 | Gloomy_Ad9290: TIFU by drinking too much
Gotta create a throwaway for this so my mate doesnt recognise it.
So this did technically happen today considering we drank through the night. But I got such a wake up call. I didn't know where to post this, but I need to download it somewhere.
Yesterday a friend called over.... | 5 | 12 | |
1671381057 | 1671386735 | t3_zp2eqn | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by being used to living in a city and not in the rough parts of nature in South Africa (NSFW due to images of injured leg with a fair amount of blood)
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z-eldapin: Where are the pics
shangheineken: Came here for the pics
makebeansgreatagain: Click the link and scroll
z-eldapin: No link?
makebean... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1671387141 | 1671387655 | t3_zp4h9j | t5_2to41 | -8 | fatbussy777: TIFU by kicking my father down the stairs
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Thydumbsir: Broo the fuck.. we shouldn't have to say anything for this dumb fuck about pushing your own dad down stairs just because he didn't like ur taste ._.
fatbussy777: dont mess with my waifus… 👿
Thydumbsir: https://i.redd.it/4ly04d5bpq6a1.gif
fatb... | 5 | -1.6 | |
1671389631 | 1671394172 | t3_zp5dvv | t5_2to41 | 40 | dickselfiethrowaway: TIFU by telling her I'd send her a dick selfie immediately after asking her out
This happened last night. I, (34M) attended a Christmas party at a friend's house. The girl I was talking to much of the night is mutual friend of the hosts, and we've known each other a few months, but things had gotte... | 4 | 10 | |
1671393406 | 1671397477 | t3_zp6swu | t5_2to41 | 1 | b4wii: Tifu by agreeing to adopt a dog and now having remorse
My fiance has been begging to get a dog for a few weeks now and I finally agreed to meet up with this lady trying to re-home a 9 month old female mix puppy. I finally agreed to let us take home this dog after meeting it and it spent the night at our place. I... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1671397794 | 1671441950 | t3_zp8hq4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | thisisthrowawayjj: TIFU because I couldn’t perform
Short background, I (18M) have been going back and forth with this girl(19M) now for like a couple months, 2-3 maybe.
Today I was at her place and we were supposed to watch a movie together and just chill, we have done this at multiple occasions now, and we haven’t r... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1671403460 | 1671407118 | t3_zpan19 | t5_2to41 | 41 | estebanmoonwhisper: TIFU by shaving my nipple
Every year I save up vacation time until early winter and go camping in the desert for a bit. I look forward to it every year.
This year I'm visiting family for the holidays, which I am excited for, but it means I get less time for the camping trip. in fact, I left ok Frid... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1671405167 | 1671406456 | t3_zpba9n | t5_2to41 | 80 | Frankenkittie: TIFU by traumatizing 8 grown men with a dirty toilet bowl.
So this happened about a week ago. I work at a store with 8 other people, and we have a restroom that is not open to the public. I suffer from IBS type C, which means I do not go #2 but maybe once every 4-5 days. The day in question, I drank a ... | 4 | 20 | |
1671414022 | 1671649616 | t3_zpefhw | t5_2to41 | 10 | taeshay: TIFU By Going Clubbing
UGH. I recently went clubbing. It was my first time because I had just turned 22. Usually when I hang out with friends, I drink on my own pace with a lot of water, because I'm responsible. I'm supposed to be!! But this time, oh my god.
We took an uber to the club (Don't drink and drive... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1671418096 | 1671473437 | t3_zpfuf7 | t5_2to41 | 6,694 | Actual_Persimmon_964: TIFU by telling reddit I liked women with big noses
I made a post a month ago about how I like big noses on women and it got some nice appreciative comments from reddit. However, I have constantly been receiving pictures of women with big noses from random people on reddit ever since. I don't kno... | 7 | 956.285714 | |
1671421604 | 1671423439 | t3_zph1nh | t5_2to41 | 13 | Electronic_Test_7923: TIFU by dislocating my boyfriends shoulder
Now I need to preface this by saying my boyfriend has a seizure disorder. This caused his arms to pop out of socket really easily, because his arms would dislocated when he would seize.
So a couple months ago I went to his house. We were laying in his bed... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1671421212 | 1671423522 | t3_zpgx0x | t5_2to41 | 6 | Pitiful_Maiden: Tifu by fvtory resetyujng mjhv
I will not go over why i decided to restore it to factory state because it's a long story but i felt i should do it. So, i tried to factory reset my pc but instead of backing up my Windows OS in an external drive i just resetted it.
It took hours upon hours to complete bu... | 3 | 2 | |
1671424806 | 1671448566 | t3_zpi3e2 | t5_2to41 | -45 | skrrrtskrrrt321: tifu by unknowingly fapping to a guy
First, I support the LGBTQ+ community. Second, I'm a straight male. Third, it's a funny "fuck up" for me cause I just noticed what's up + I've been enjoying the same video every once in a while!
A few months ago, I found a video that really activated my neurons. It... | 5 | -9 | |
1671430643 | 1672934512 | t3_zpjx5n | t5_2to41 | 118 | HushedCalli: TIFU by making my mom ramen
Earlier today, my mom asked for me to make her some ramen. So I boiled some water to pour into it. I didn't want to get hot water on the counters where the cats would be able get to it, so I moved over to the sink. Probably the biggest mistake I've ever made.
I held the cup ... | 10 | 11.8 | |
1671434344 | 1671438781 | t3_zpkz9z | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU losing a 115K$ bet on France VS Argentina
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Schneeflocke667: You are not good in it, since you lack any self control.
woif0: Besides there's no being good at it. You can just get lucky for a while but you'll never actually be good at it
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1671436077 | 1671438205 | t3_zplgkc | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by jumping from a running train.
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cock_pussy: Yo, you are lucky you don't make the headlines.
Brightman0103: Bro i had never appreciated life before this was such a lesson for me
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1671446584 | 1671448226 | t3_zpo8st | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving my dad's car for practice.
Had an appointment today so I decided to take my dad's car to go there. But I don't my license yet but I've been taking quite a lot of lessons so I thought I would be fine. "I know how a car works, I've driven for quite a bit, I know the law and everything should go... | 4 | 3 | |
1671443091 | 1671540320 | t3_zpnag4 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Accomplished-Trust11: TIFU by missing out on serving up a valuable lesson.
This happened several years ago. We let Madge, an old college friend, come visit. The woman always had issues. More than half a bubble off of plumb. We treated her to lots of touristy activities and nice dining. At the end of her stay, she ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1671456395 | 1671457941 | t3_zprjpk | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu by hitting the paste button too fast
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shadesofwolves: This post again?
CtpBlack: Alzheimer's - op is 65!
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1671458994 | 1671510909 | t3_zpsla7 | t5_2to41 | 1,567 | dragonsaregnarly: TIFU by ruining Christmas for a young family
Obligatory this did not happen today but about 3 days ago. I (24m) was on the phone with my sister (21f) while shopping for Christmas gifts for my family. I won’t be able to spend Christmas with my family due to work but I keep in touch with them regularl... | 8 | 195.875 | |
1671460236 | 1671467329 | t3_zpt3w3 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my family down
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sadtwizzler: Yikes, you sound like a sheepish kid who broke something and then hid it so you wouldn’t get in trouble. Stop being a coward and man up. You should’ve been the one to bring it up, whether she found the damaged knife or not. You made it into a bigger deal ... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1671461736 | 1671510657 | t3_zptq25 | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU: I ruined all my friendships
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TheScruffyStacheGuy: Holy shit what a rat you are... You bring liquor and invite people to drink on school property, get so fucked up that you pass out and then you blame the people you invited while getting off Scot-free. That's plain evil man. And your post shows... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1671462108 | 1671463272 | t3_zptvql | t5_2to41 | 13 | Fit-Distribution2443: TIFU by letting my mom help somebody
I (21M) messed up by letting my mom (47F) help. For context we are money wise not in a really good place and my mom saw a website where somebody looked for someone who can open a bank account for them in Switzerland (where we live). So she got im contact with h... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1671461901 | 1671491617 | t3_zptsd9 | t5_2to41 | 194 | Gingr__: TIFU By Almost Killing A Man.
I was working as a construction worker on a large building project in the city. My job was to assist with the installation of support beams for the structure. One day, as I was hoisting a beam into place, I accidentally dropped it.
The beam fell and struck a civilian who was w... | 8 | 24.25 | |
1671463366 | 1671577297 | t3_zpuesg | t5_2to41 | 37 | MrBungleVI: TIFU by calling a woman the wrong name in bed
Obligatory it didn't happen today but about a week ago I (30M) called a woman the wrong name while having sex. So I've been talking to this woman for about a month and we've hooked up a few times but the other night we were drinking and starting having sex and s... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1671464704 | 1671529545 | t3_zpuzll | t5_2to41 | 1,051 | AmIRightBoys: TIFU by taking a poo so big we have to get a new toilet
This has been a problem for a while, sometimes when I go to the bathroom the shit is so big I may as well have pushed out a cookie dough roll. I eat more fiber and yogurt but not much has changed. My apartment toilet seems to handle this well but I'm... | 9 | 116.777778 | |
1671466240 | 1671481884 | t3_zpvoct | t5_2to41 | 1,334 | [deleted]: Tifu by lying about my sexual history
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CaptainAwesome06: > And i start bragging about how good i am in bed
Quickest way for a girl to know you are terrible in bed. Hopefully she took it as a joke.
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If it were me, I'd text her asking for a redo. Showing a confident "whatever, I d... | 8 | 166.75 | |
1671476007 | 1671485092 | t3_zpvlhl | t5_2to41 | 2 | Diplodosam: what the fuck are you talking about
"having sex with a higher amount of people lessens your value" dude stop having sex with goats this is not how it works irl lmao
CrashworthCortexI: For a female mostly it does. Are you an exception that wants 300+ prostitute?
Burgo86: Go continue circle-jerking with som... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1671471687 | 1671557401 | t3_zpy3y7 | t5_2to41 | 386 | Corvus_Manufaktura: TIFU by making my mom think I was unhappy with my "size"
So, I'm back home for the holidays and my mom loves movies almost as much as I do but she doesn't know how to use the internet (very important info) and all her favorite channels on TV started to broadcast dubbed versions of movies, which we b... | 7 | 55.142857 | |
1671471290 | 1671503333 | t3_zpxxsd | t5_2to41 | 69 | Doc_Firefreak: TIFU by forgetting to move my sex toy when apartment maintenance came to investigate a leak
I was woken up this morning to the sound of a door knocking far away, thinking woah, why doesn't my neighbour open their door. Sleep brain soon gave way to wake brain and I realised I heard a key opening my door. ... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1671475153 | 1671647953 | t3_zpzox1 | t5_2to41 | 25 | DWPhoenix001: TIFU by making my sister cry
This happened yesterday and hopefully isn't as awful as the title makes it sound.
My wife and I spend Christmas at home with our son, so around a week or so before Christmas we have a family gathering of all the siblings/inlaws at my mother's house.
Yesterday was our annual Ch... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1671474787 | 1671534485 | t3_zpzj6b | t5_2to41 | 58 | t8279402826: TIFU by listening to reddit and plugging up both my ears.
I'm going through a flu right now and one of the worst things about it is a symptom I've never experienced before - my ears randomly get "plugged", I feel an uncomfortable pressure and my hearing gets worse. The first time it happened, it was my rig... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1671477146 | 1671486052 | t3_zq0lgr | t5_2to41 | 199 | Revolutionary_Cut236: TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face
I'm such an idiot!
I accepted a job at a pizza place and the following stuff is a red flag I didn't see-
No signed contract
Cash in hand (friends warned me it's tax fraud)
They don't know where... | 18 | 11.055556 | |
1671479900 | 1671486538 | t3_zq1sxb | t5_2to41 | 19 | Revolutionary_Cut236: TIFU update on the cash in hand job.
So after texting the manager here is how it went-
Me-I need to know something, is everyone getting cash in hand at the store or are they on a payroll?
Them-No just for you. Why?
Me-when do I get put on the payroll? I need to pay taxes on what I earn or I'm i... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1671484722 | 1671490919 | t3_zq3vam | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing that deleting a dating app does not delete your profile…
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TheBestMePlausible: Just tell her what you told us. If she doesn’t believe you, or accept it, then you’re dodging a bullet, because drunken 3am accusations are a red flag of their own, as is being this aggro about dating ... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1671485654 | 1671570624 | t3_zq49jy | t5_2to41 | 25 | Ren_Soliloquy74: TIFU by saying something I shouldn’t have a little too loudly at work
So for context I (16f) work at a diner as a hostess and occasionally a cashier. This particular day I was cashiering and was checking this guy out on the register that we use for cash (we have one for cash and one for card) and he s... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1671488567 | 1671560548 | t3_zq5jdm | t5_2to41 | 51 | Schokokexi: TIFU by trying on tights
Basically the title. Happened today... I (25f) tried on some thights at a shop for socks, tights and leggings. That stuff there is more expensive and I wanted to make sure the tights (not see through) fit correctly and are comfortable. So I went to the changing room and tried them o... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1671488581 | 1671491742 | t3_zq5jkp | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing I was sending a voicemail to my Professor, while complaining about said Professor
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Ratzink: If your wording is similar to what you posted here I think a sincere apology is required, but this isn't really terrible. Tell them you were frustrated and meant no disrespect. It sounds l... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1671492108 | 1671574842 | t3_zq70r7 | t5_2to41 | 197 | stadials: TIFU by giving my wife a haircut
So this morning my wife approached me with an idea to cut her hair because she wanted it shorter for Christmas. The frugal me saw this as a great opportunity to save money on a stylist. After all, I've already cut her hair before and it always went alright.
The thing is, while... | 4 | 49.25 | |
1671498969 | 1671573731 | t3_zq9vkz | t5_2to41 | 48 | Puzzled_You_5325: TIfu by giving my mailman a Christmas gift
So it’s the holidays and I have never done this before, but I know my dad gives the mailman a gift most if not every year. I never asked what he gives but this year I’m house sitting and I thought I’d keep the tradition going and give the mailman a card and s... | 6 | 8 | |
1671501905 | 1671533127 | t3_zqb2di | t5_2to41 | 168 | h2f: TIFU by teaching a person who disagreed with my political views
I am a photographer who loves to teach. I teach photography and photo editing online and in person. I got a request for for lessons from somebody a few weeks ago. He wanted help learning to use Photoshop to edit political cartoons, ones that I veh... | 5 | 33.6 | |
1671502533 | 1671678579 | t3_zqbber | t5_2to41 | 53 | Worldly_Ad_6243: TIFU by drinking Lemonade while sick with COVID.
So I have COVID. After 2 years of avoiding the bastard, it finally got me. Now I know how it probably feels to have that snail catch up with you.
Anyways, for some reason I have an insanely throbbing sore throat, this stings like I've swallowed a pack ... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1671506376 | 1671548692 | t3_zqcsi2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with a white girl and getting genital herpes
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No_Competition_2369: Did they test you for herpes when they tested for every std test??
boltzmannconst: No, herpes tests arent included as per CDC guidelines.
rossbcobb: How do you think we know people have herpes?
TwoKeezPlusMz: When ... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1671507401 | 1671519785 | t3_zqd6hz | t5_2to41 | 347 | vivamoselmomento: TIFU by hugging and kissing a girl
I’m Argentinian. Yesterday my country won the world cup. Lots of celebrations, obviously. At night I went to a small party with some friends. One my friends invited his new girlfriend and her friends. I didn’t know any of them. When the girls arrived I saw my fri... | 6 | 57.833333 | |
1671511547 | 1671599160 | t3_zqeox7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a fake Tinder account and getting matched with my crush
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Organic-Football4503: Don't come clean, delete the tinder profile then just do a friendly 'hey blank, how you been' into his DMs and see how it goes
just_joking_889: thank you for being the only person who actually gave me advic... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1671509529 | 1671524891 | t3_zqdz0a | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU; I got too far from reality
TIFU; Throwaway for obvious reason. But against my better judgment I got to close with someone who would eventually tried to blackmail me. I met someone on a dating app who seemed chill. After talking for a little bit we started sending spicier and spicier pictures, and event... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1671511650 | 1671516212 | t3_zqeqbf | t5_2to41 | 34 | gabonprincess00: TIFU by revealing my crush is a child of cousins to our coworkers
Obligatory not today but last week. My crush nor the people in this story really use reddit but lets hope it doesn't backfire. My company had their yearly Holiday dinner, where I might have gotten a little tipsy. My crush is this gorgeo... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1671524284 | 1671525304 | t3_zqit2i | t5_2to41 | 18 | Ambitious-Repeat7072: TIFU Trying to help my ex
I’ve been with this girl for a short time and although it was short, I’ve gotten very attached. It’s been almost 3 months since she’s left me but I still care about her. She said she needs to focus on herself and I respected that and let her go while letting her know that... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1671525467 | 1671576046 | t3_zqj5hk | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an idiot and hurting my marriage deeply
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evoblade: You might want to consider couples counseling.
No_Love_1353: And anxiety counseling.
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1671503509 | 1671557982 | t3_zqbpnn | t5_2to41 | 35 | NotYourKindofFluff: TIFU by drinking too much water to get free cherries
Okay this didn't happen today but years ago when I was 8. I am on mobile so forgive my formatting.
Every Saturday i'd go out to college football games with my parents. Since I was young and didn't have the option, of staying home, I reluctantly ... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1671545310 | 1671546361 | t3_zqphd7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Tifu by using my smartphone
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PHOTO500: You did send a ham recipe.
uglybudder: Ha, you’re such a ham
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1671540687 | 1671548653 | t3_zqnns9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Ninnino07: TIFU by thinking my cat ate a hair tie
So, I got my second wisdom tooth removed yesterday and kind of look like a hamster currently and am in a decent amount of pain. This morning, the wound was also bleeding again after brushing my teeth, so I went into the medicine cabinet for some gauze to bite down on to... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1671553508 | 1671586288 | t3_zqso55 | t5_2to41 | 413 | Throwway123452: TIFU by picking my girlfriends father up after losing my glasses.
Well, more like yesterday now that I've slept it off and have a clear head with which to recount the events...
My girlfriend had planned for me to meet her parents a few months back, and que yesterday, the day to meet them.
Just recentl... | 11 | 37.545455 | |
1671556586 | 1671604466 | t3_zqtxd6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | stupidguyheroin: TIFU by making a tiktok video about drugs ON drugs
Obligatory thar happened yesterday and I wanna dig a hole to hide because of the shame.
So I recently made a tiktok page for fun, I hated tiktok thinking it's just 14 year olds doing stupid dances, but when I saw rapid growth I decided to make that pa... | 4 | 3 | |
1671559730 | 1671631306 | t3_zqv8cr | t5_2to41 | 878 | monta1: tifu by yelling at Netflix customer service
tifu by yelling at a Netflix customer service person
This tifu event happened yesterday....
As backstory, my family has been cord cutting and dropped our subscription to Netflix and kept only Hulu. We dropped the Netflix account about 6 months ago.
Fast forward to... | 10 | 87.8 | |
1671561993 | 1671562960 | t3_zqw6fb | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my grandfather would become part of the family again and come to our house for a meal tomorrow
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Rainbaby77: Never ever ever lend money you don't need paid back or lend your energy you don't have enough of to people who you don't want to do it for. I promise you boundaries will impr... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1671563141 | 1671589315 | t3_zqwo1r | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: Tifu by using a groupchat with my family
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shadesofwolves: What is your deal. 4th time you've posted this *today* that I've seen. Let alone total.
Hentai_Yoshi: He’s an elder, give them a break man
shadesofwolves: You really believe they can work Reddit perfectly fine including links but can't grasp ... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1671562523 | 1671565255 | t3_zqwef3 | t5_2to41 | 81 | urmumisamilfhaha: TIFU by meeting with an old friend - UPDATE
Hey guys!
Thankyou so much for all the advice you've given me it really means a lot! At the moment ive come down with strep a ( not surprisingly she was at the gp surgery when i was there for treatment ) so i won't be out for a little while so the girl shou... | 4 | 20.25 | |
1671565842 | 1671593854 | t3_zqxsll | t5_2to41 | 16 | olliegw: TIFU by letting my brother "fix" my computer mouse
This just happened an hour ago, and i'll have to deal with the consequences until a new mouse comes, my brother spilt water on my desk, it was his fault so he cleaned it up, my keyboard was fine, but my mouse was sometimes not registering a left click, which w... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1671566374 | 1671571982 | t3_zqy0cq | t5_2to41 | 145 | wrtachkmyasscldntcsh: TIFU by confusing which girl left which underwear at my place, no longer have a shot with a girl I thought I could marry
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PhelesDragon: I think most people (and I stress "think" and "most") believe when you're having relations with them, you're not having relations with anyone else. I do... | 9 | 16.111111 | |
1671570133 | 1671571042 | t3_zqzkw4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing my first day at work and I wanna die
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qshak86: You might want to start looking for other employment just in case.
didiri1337: I'm hoping I won't have to, since they gave me a second chance. I don't know 😞
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1671567534 | 1671580138 | t3_zqyi04 | t5_2to41 | 202 | mglitcher: TIFU by unknowingly being involved in the abuse of children
obligatory didn't happen today, but many years ago
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okay before i start this post, i have to say that i didn't know that any of this was going on until many years after it happened. had i known what was going on, i would have never be... | 6 | 33.666667 | |
1671579434 | 1671740234 | t3_zr3goq | t5_2to41 | 42 | WIG7: TIFU by accidentally sending my boss a GIF of me flipping the bird
Hey everyone,
I'm not sure how to even begin this post, but I think I might have just made the biggest TIFU of my career. I was having a really frustrating day at work and was venting to a friend about it over text. They sent me back a GIF of som... | 11 | 3.818182 | |
1671584497 | 1671672496 | t3_zr5slr | t5_2to41 | 35 | No-Employment4307: TIFU by doing the deed again
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(19M) I'm just gonna start from the beginning. This all started last year, December 18th, my girlfriend came over and like any guy my age should, we got all touchy and what not, but nothing happened. we stop and resume our normal activities, when boom, I get... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1671585672 | 1671625921 | t3_zr69hm | t5_2to41 | 332 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering a vibrator to my rental home and my landlord opened the package
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Mission_Albatross916: Why the heck would they open a package not addressed to them??? So rude! I think you did a good job with your cover story. The important part is to totally believe they believed and act like they ... | 9 | 36.888889 | |
1671587276 | 1671587642 | t3_zr6upe | t5_2to41 | 35 | intangible_banana: tifu - smoked too much of a joint in pubic, could have died.
I (18m) am relatively new to smoking weed. I had smoked a few before, but not one to myself. I bought a joint along when i went down the pub with my friends, only because one friend had made me promise to share it with her. Turns out she wa... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1671586402 | 1671715530 | t3_zr6j2o | t5_2to41 | 24 | HonorableHam: TIFU by not wearing a cup
This was several years ago, but I was recently reminded of it. If the title didn't give it away, this is a medically gruesome story about piss. I am not a smart man, and it gets a little bad. You have been warned. Let this also be a PSA to everyone with a penis.
I played a lot o... | 4 | 6 | |
1671594340 | 1671597345 | t3_zr9d48 | t5_2to41 | -2 | kolsk1: TIFU (allegedly, but also really) by weirdly asking someone's name
So, I (21M) get on a bus at around 4 PM and see this really attractive girl sitting alone. The bus is fairly empty, but I decide to ask her if I can sit by her side. She's fine with it. I don't really know what I'm doing, never approached someon... | 5 | -0.4 | |
1671598628 | 1671599182 | t3_zrasv9 | t5_2to41 | 55 | takatori: TIFU by not knowing IT brand names and getting locked out of work for an hour
Sitting at my desk when I get a bit peckish at lunchtime, I lock my PC and head down to the shop for a tea and sammie.
Get back, sit down, log in, start browsing news while munching my ham & cheese.
Maybe a minute into it, I g... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1671598350 | 1671672702 | t3_zrapoy | t5_2to41 | 34 | fuzzyone06: TIFU by telling hurting my niece's feelings
This happened last weekend and I still feel bad about it.
I have twin toddler boys, so peek-a-boo is a favorite thing to do in my house at the moment. Well, because I get bored and I want my kids to practice walking, I stepped up the game a bit. Instead, I take a... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1671601023 | 1671603306 | t3_zrbkf5 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling on my little sister to my abusive dad.
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wilhelm_david: call the police
CatBoxShit: I can't. We already were in foster care. If we are in one again we will be separated.
HtownKS: Being separated and safe is better than being unsafe together.
CatBoxShit: I can't have my babies taken fr... | 9 | 3 | |
1671605107 | 1671611271 | t3_zrctbk | t5_2to41 | 4 | VainglorySolipsism: tifu by enslaving my gf to mine gravel and sand underwater in minecraft
the title is not humor, nor is it a joke, I am completely serious. Tonigt I partook in puffing on some grass yk to feel like im in space.. So I do that then go on minecraft with my girlfriend. We started to explore and eventuall... | 4 | 1 | |
1671605369 | 1671628406 | t3_zrcw22 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunkenly telling my girlfriend I had a son
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MotoHULK: The people sitting on this guy for not being in his son's life will defend a woman for killing hers in the womb.
[deleted]: Not the place to be anti-abortion homie.
MotoHULK: It abundantly proves my point, doesn't it?
[deleted]: What doe... | 11 | 0.727273 | |
1671607623 | 1671735512 | t3_zrdk2c | t5_2to41 | 66 | ohlordwhyisthishere: TIFU by losing a pencil and spoiling my whole Christmas present
I have... strong preferences for stationary. Widths of writing utensils especially.
0.7 pencils and pens are horrible and awful and very very bad. Somehow, my handwriting never looks right in 0.7, and I can never quite get diagrams th... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1671610355 | 1671661933 | t3_zrebpq | t5_2to41 | 685 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my face smashed
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TheScruffyStacheGuy: Nothing about this is on you! You did nothing wrong.
The real fuckup is the guy in the story for cheating, and even more so his girlfriend and her friends for assaulting you afterwards, which is a serious felony. They are actual, literal crimina... | 11 | 62.272727 | |
1671614205 | 1671617196 | t3_zrfdbt | t5_2to41 | 14 | dracula233: TIFU by cheating in my final exam
TW: self harm, suicidal thoughts, SA
Well, I fucked up real bad. I threw away a whole 4 years of education in college as I have been caught cheating in an exam that I struggled a lot with. The scene keeps replaying in my head. It was so painful and traumatic it almost does... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1671614639 | 1671655883 | t3_zrfhi8 | t5_2to41 | 43 | Ufterio: TIFU by being a dickhead to a gym goer at a gym I’m about to start working a
The gym I go to has 3 squat racks, only one of them have safety handles though. And I was using the one with safety handles. I did my warm up sets, and then got distracted by some personal shit which happened (got a text message which... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1671609501 | 1671656261 | t3_zre2wl | t5_2to41 | 5 | MaxPlease85: TIFU by making my Grandmother Cry
This happened yesterday. Still feeling like a horrible person.
My Grandma, 92 years of age, lost her hearing over the course of the last 4-5 years. She's not completely deaf, but if you want to talk to her you have to scream. A year ago she got a hearing aide. She hate... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1671619110 | 1671622019 | t3_zrgp3g | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a piercing
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LuckyWhip: Get a donut pillow! The hole makes it so you can lay on that side with any issues.
moldyloofah: travel pillow works just as well
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1671621522 | 1671642768 | t3_zrhe5w | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by killing my Mums favourite bird on her birthday.
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penderhippy: shit can you get her another bird it won't replace the old one but it can help with the healing process and she can have a new companion and she's already got bird stuff?
penderhippy: ps you're not a bad person shit happens im sor... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1671611950 | 1671634880 | t3_zrer9c | t5_2to41 | 10 | Prostheta: TIFU - I visibly projected bodily substances onto a train carriage window mid-commute and made everything worse and plainly visible. Maybe.
Man, was that a hard title to consider.
Okay, so I was on a half-hour commute train one morning (not entirely today, pre-CoViD19 times) and not ill or feeling unwell. T... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1671608816 | 1671712753 | t3_zrdw1g | t5_2to41 | 6 | littleduckmurder: TIFU having too much edibles part 2!
So here I am trying edibles again, I had recently bought a new stash a few weeks ago. I tried a new sample version of the chocolate ones from the pervious post at around 7pm. Soon 9pm rolls around I'm thinking maybe it's not having an effect yet, I guess I'll have ... | 3 | 2 | |
1671633916 | 1671648521 | t3_zrorqh | t5_2to41 | 34 | Garbageboy5011: TIFU by rolling up my sleeves during lunch
Tw, mentions of child abuse
I (22non-binary) had kind of a rough childhood, and because of it, am now fairly covered with scars. My girlfriend (21f) has always been fine with it, and even says she likes how they look, especially the ones on my arms because of... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1671635093 | 1671705974 | t3_zrpl01 | t5_2to41 | 23 | aniclip: TIFU by stealing from my employer
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Turbogato: A long time ago my roommate that I worked with did this. Not only did he lose his job, I eventually lost mine as well since they assumed I was stealing as well due to association.
You might think it is a victimless crime but sometimes it costs other peo... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1671633751 | 1671744767 | t3_zroo79 | t5_2to41 | 39 | ugul23: TIFU by telling my teachor "shut up bitch."
for context, we just moved here and i'm not that close to some of the teachers. unfortunately,i'm far from close with this teacher.
So,we were playing chess with my friends,and someone rushed in the classroom. keep in mind that we call each other "shut up bitch" as ... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1671636397 | 1671636817 | t3_zrqjs7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | life-is-chill: TIFU by almost being late to my bus ride to New York.
Today I (21 M) am going to New York, which is around 4 and a half hours from where I live. The bus that I needed to ride was supposed to leave at 9:30. The drive from my house to the bus station is about an hour. I had to pay for parking so instead I ... | 3 | 3 | |
1671522291 | 1671667019 | t3_zqi7gq | t5_2to41 | 10 | Get_Heizoud: Tifu by throwing food into my mouth
I, (17 F) started babysitting for a new family recently. I work well with kids, so the day was mostly uneventful. That is, until snack time. The kid had some of those sugar coated marshmallows in Christmas themed shapes. (Maybe he got them from school?) He thought they w... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1671638185 | 1671639501 | t3_zrrueq | t5_2to41 | 6 | NoAsparagus7863: TIFU by kissing someone I shouldn't
I am on a beach trip with my college friends and we rented a house. There's some people here we aren't too close with but it was cheaper to invite more people. One of these not so close people is a guy (T) who has previously been involved with one of my closest guy f... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1671655748 | 1671656811 | t3_zs0f8o | t5_2to41 | 7 | Business_Ad_6641: TIFU by saying wrong things at a school event
The title says it all but it wasn't even my fault!
Let me explain.
So at the end of every year our school throws a party that consists of presenting (to middle school children) what we do in our scientific high school.
There's usually experiments regardi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1671656912 | 1671661487 | t3_zs0y6d | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by being tricked by a pervert and a fake junkie.
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DarthMercer: homie! stick to video games or somethin!
gradxl: This is the way
FretlessMayhem: As well as making the default assumption that everyone on the internet is lying.
hiimtim88: Yeah I'd imagine 99% of people on those dating sites are ac... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1671658881 | 1671719467 | t3_zs1tid | t5_2to41 | -5 | volcanic_shoe: TIFU by making a girl cry
I feel like such a terrible person.
Today I (15F) made a girl that I wanted to be friends with (14F) cry and I feel so bad.
So a little bit of backstory. This girl I wanted to be friends with (let's call her Susie for the story) was in a school group chat with me and a bunch ... | 4 | -1.25 |
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