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1671654913 | 1671752489 | t3_zs0225 | t5_2to41 | 89 | blankjchau: TIFU by checking my old emails
So for context, I work in the film and television industry as a freelance audio technician (recording, boom operating, sound utility, etc). Just graduated from university for film production in August 2021, and by all means, a rookie. A few, more experienced sound professional... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1671675274 | 1671740942 | t3_zs965b | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by Becoming an Author
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guest758648533748649: You didn't become an author, you randomly made a self published book which sold a couple copies. Of course they haven't paid you 17 dollars, I wouldn't either, it's not worth the effort. You need to advertise to sell books. Or perhaps your cover is j... | 11 | 4 | |
1671677574 | 1671678074 | t3_zsa1fg | t5_2to41 | 10 | No-Front-673: TIFU by hitting my bf in the eye with my glasses
Short story here, this just happened a hour ago.
I have pretty poor vision and I’m poor myself so I can’t afford contacts and I have relatively THIC glasses, my bf also need’s glasses but he lost his pair half a year ago and refuses to go see the eye speci... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1671691633 | 1671693722 | t3_zsezde | t5_2to41 | 6 | mickeymoozack: TIFU by not cleaning my bedside table
To start, I have been diagnosed with ADHD (and am not currently on any medication). This tends to lead me to pathologically leave things in the most convenient location, rather then where they belong or could reasonably go.
Now my bedside table is where I put *ever... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1671694796 | 1671698224 | t3_zsfzly | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a stripper my number and getting threatened
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Eroue: Wait.....so you exchanged numbers then texted her. No reply.
Then proceeded to text her for a month and a half, with no reply, and thought "let me look up and contact her friend to ask about her"
Your fuck up was not getting a hin... | 4 | 3 | |
1671681398 | 1671728586 | t3_zsbgbw | t5_2to41 | 38 | anony-meow-s: TIFU by not checking my spam folder and potentially spoiling a Ukrainian child’s Christmas!
This was an ongoing fuck up that I finally realised a few hours ago…
I received an email on Saturday morning from our city’s expat integration service/charity. They were collaborating with other charity groups to ... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1671723724 | 1671726608 | t3_zsp0of | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my "pleasure rod" in the bathroom
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luckylutwyche28: What the fuck is a "pleasure rod"???
karmeleeon: I think it’s for sounding
luckylutwyche28: Like something you would put in your urethra?
AutisticPenguin2: That doesn't narrow it down much. Like are we taking pen? Pineapple?
luckylu... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1671729528 | 1671735229 | t3_zsrfav | t5_2to41 | 15 | SushiThief: TIFU by dying my hair.
Obligatory: This was in 2009.
I've dyed my hair a LOT over the years, and around that time, I (early 20's M) was very fond of dying my hair a deep red color. I also lived with another roommate Steve (late 20's M)
The thing about dying hair is that the dye can get almost anywhere, no... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1671742007 | 1671750394 | t3_zswe59 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by Posting Another TIFU Post About a Becoming an Author
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AgentWD409: Okay, a couple of things here...
1. If you've actually written a book, then you're an author. You may not make any money from it, thus you're not a *professional*, but writing is still writing.
2. That being said, I don't th... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1671750061 | 1671753420 | t3_zszkuj | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by assigning a task to a staff member
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spud4: Fuck that nothing, no task should be beneath a employee. Time could be better served somewhere else but get off your high horse.
mildlycynica1: Technically, the task is within their responsibility if the specifics of the project demand it. So when I... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1674201470 | 1674259494 | t3_10gr517 | t5_2to41 | 14,916 | sqooooq: TIFU by not being a horny person
I (21F) have the most non existent sex drive. I’ve been dating my bf (23M) for almost a year. My bf has come to me multiple times about this issue. He wants me to initiate because he wants to feel wanted. (obviously who doesn’t) I just never desire or think about sex unless he ... | 13 | 1,147.384615 | |
1674319588 | 1674393885 | t3_10hvhom | t5_2to41 | 14,186 | GotCatcalled: TIFU when I reacted positively to being catcalled
Random throwaway.
This morning my gf (25) and I (28m) passed a group of young guys (late teens, more or less) as we were walking down the street. One of the guys waited until we had our backs toward the group before shouting "nice ass!" At that moment, my... | 21 | 675.52381 | |
1674319251 | 1674333531 | t3_10hvd0y | t5_2to41 | 2,200 | Sammyisred: TIFU by lying in my job interview and am having to pay for it by doing a mud race
I suppose the FU was months ago, but it only really came to roost a few days ago
So I was fired last year, after 6 years in my job - ‘new manager/ face no longer fit’ kind of thing. It was a shock and job hunting was stressfu... | 10 | 220 | |
1674329370 | 1674417781 | t3_10hzcws | t5_2to41 | 2,956 | idiothsband: TIFU by accidentally gaslighting my wife for ten years
I (32M) have had an inside joke with my wife (30F) for ten years. As it turns out, I’m the only one on the inside. My wife has a small, but dark brown mark on the top of her left iris. It’s pretty hard to see unless her eyes are wide open, but when we ... | 17 | 173.882353 | |
1674305220 | 1674337046 | t3_10hqh2n | t5_2to41 | 830 | Ashamed-Eye-6580: TIFU by upsetting my girlfriend
Things have been going really really well between us. We’re buying a house together, talking about long terms plans like marriage, getting a dog and having kids. We’re committed to each other. Then comes the FU…
A few weeks ago we got into an argument over something re... | 9 | 92.222222 | |
1674314482 | 1674401703 | t3_10htkah | t5_2to41 | 2,235 | AnnonymousBrokenNose: TIFU by discussing finances with my daughter
First, I want to apologize in advance because I am not technologically literate and had never even heard of Reddit until a friend showed it to me this morning. He helped me set up an account and well here I am.
Now that I have that out of the way... | 14 | 159.642857 | |
1674275357 | 1674343548 | t3_10himgz | t5_2to41 | 236 | Sub_Omen: TIFU by accidently eating a large quantity of cheese made with natural cow milk as a person who is lactose intolerant..
Okay so for some background, I'm a 29 year old college student from the US who has been living in a very small rural town in Central Mexico with my wife (she is native to here) for the bette... | 10 | 23.6 | |
1672531201 | 1672582927 | t3_10073ug | t5_2to41 | 247 | No_Manager_2290: TIFU by having female friends
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PrimaryBasket7574: It sounds like she is projecting. If you really cared about the relationship, I would say sit down and have a candid and honest conversation about boundaries and why she feels that way... but since I read your other comments saying you would du... | 10 | 24.7 | |
1674231899 | 1674576166 | t3_10h15zb | t5_2to41 | 8,525 | shefuckinghatesme: TIFU by vaping during a video interview.
I had been preparing for this interview for weeks and was feeling confident going into it. I had my notes ready, my resume printed out, and my camera turned on. But as soon as the interview started, my nerves got the best of me. The interviewer and other membe... | 24 | 355.208333 | |
1674346592 | 1674425579 | t3_10i5z05 | t5_2to41 | 4,696 | TheSlothsAreWatching: TIFU by giving my girlfriend an atomic wedgie
This happened about 20 minutes ago, and I'm currently trying not to get killed by my partner or burst out crying or laughing.
My partner [F18] and I [M21] have a bit of a competition with wedgies, It started as a playful thing when the other was distr... | 17 | 276.235294 | |
1674278603 | 1674359680 | t3_10hjl1e | t5_2to41 | 37 | throwaway112233112: TIFU by talking to my Best Friends sister
So, some back story.
Me 14M and my best Friend also 14M met in Pre-K.
Been best friends ever since recently me and his sister started talking She liked me (which everyone knew) and I liked her. We started flirting and talking every day hiding it from her br... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1674353349 | 1674355255 | t3_10i8ayi | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking out a married woman.
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Pasdallegeance: Yep, time for a new coffee shop.
sadboifatswag: Correct </3
Pasdallegeance: Look for a wedding band next time won't ya? It's something we all learn to do, save you some embarrassment.
tnguy931: Some folks don't wear them
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1674340031 | 1674416822 | t3_10i3jbn | t5_2to41 | 4 | SomeGuyWithPlotArmor: TIFU by sucking my own dick
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Adraestea: I thought you had to remove ribs to actually be able to get into the position to suck yourself, is it actually doable with just flexibility exercise?
DrStanislausBraun: Yes.
Adraestea: Huh, interesting. TIL (not sure why I'd EVER need this knowledge... | 4 | 1 | |
1674354131 | 1674357283 | t3_10i8kkn | t5_2to41 | 3 | 2021koc: TIFU by cheating on my significant other
Im a college student that's never dealt with a situation like this so please bare with me. I'd been with my partner for about 4 months at this point but we decided to break up but still "talk" to one another. We were going through a BIG rough patch and I tend to be a pe... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1672530760 | 1672859832 | t3_1006z12 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Mars_The_Dead: TIFU by not cleaning my floor
So this morning I was in my room getting ready for work and had ordered some starbucks online. As I got up from my bed to warm my car up I stepped on a darning needle I use for crocheting.
The needle had been in a bag to prevent me from losing/stepping on it. The needle we... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1674352408 | 1674394243 | t3_10i7zkj | t5_2to41 | 2,247 | soccer--girl: TIFU by mistakenly believing that Reddit user r/showerthoughts was the single greatest philosopher of our generation.
Admittedly, this was back before I did not have a Reddit and knew nothing—and I mean nothing—about it.
So, when I saw posts on Instagram from [r/Showerthoughts](https://www.reddit.com/r/S... | 7 | 321 | |
1674158523 | 1674231313 | t3_10gbluu | t5_2to41 | 1,773 | YuriPugnant: TIFU by making sure a coworker was wearing pants.
I'd been tasked to assist a colleague with updating items on our organization's web page. She'd already done the updates, but didn't quite grasp the upload process in our Content Management System, so I was glad to assist. We didn't have access to the ... | 11 | 161.181818 | |
1672532238 | 1672594330 | t3_1007g8p | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my cousin find out she has a brother
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dokter_chaos: rough.
messeage her "I've only known for a few months. I wish I could have to you this in a better way."
vilidj_idjit: OP: "btw, u/dokter_chaos says i've only known for a few months \[...\]"
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1674348208 | 1674412648 | t3_10i6jaz | t5_2to41 | 18 | DarkDestroyer129: TIFU by losing all of my money at a casino by being an idiot.
Today I had the amazing idea to visit the nearest casino that was near me. I went positive about $200, then dumbass me decided that since I'm getting super lucky, I should try to win some more money, so I go back to play the machines, an... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1674357770 | 1674360616 | t3_10i9r2t | t5_2to41 | 150 | canttaketheshiny: TIFU by venturing outside my box (and embarrassing my husband)
Tl;dr at the end.
I have severe social anxiety. Like, diagnosed and medicated-for anxiety. Part of that has always been what I think of as a "fear of being perceived" (which also kind of goes hand in hand with self-loathing and body dysmo... | 3 | 50 | |
1674264534 | 1674335959 | t3_10hf755 | t5_2to41 | 1,137 | EvanDoes_Reddit: TIFU when I ruined my life for the pursuit of happiness.
TL;DR I broke up with my partner of 5 years because I was unhappy in the relationship. Now, my friends hate me, my parents are angry at me, and I feel so alone. I wonder if I should have just left my relationship as-is.
TIFU because I (F19) bro... | 10 | 113.7 | |
1674261406 | 1674358574 | t3_10he426 | t5_2to41 | 21 | HungryAd2461: TIFU by having an orgasm
I (30's, f) had some personal loving time (party-of-one) and had a happy ending. Suddenly my nether regions started itching incredibly! Turns out I was literally f*** around & finding out.
I can't use washing powder to wash my undies (I wash it by hand with body soap). I als... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1674360042 | 1674372850 | t3_10iageb | t5_2to41 | 63 | tempthrowaway00101: TIFU by peeing my pants daily at the gym over the past month
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DubiousTomato: I feel like 4-5 bathroom trips is a lot. Hydration isn't that delicate, and you're likely pissing away electrolytes too.
Anyway, when you pee in a urinal, pee on the side wall of it. That minimizes splash back bec... | 8 | 7.875 | |
1672528925 | 1672534331 | t3_1006ee0 | t5_2to41 | 41 | indesmowetrust: TIFU Telling my gf she spits a bit when she talks
So my loving girlfriend is a 2nd year Med student and has been really going through it this last week. She’s also sick and just started her period so she’s extra not feeling well.
Well we were joking around and I told her to stop spitting on me so she... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1674341589 | 1674360877 | t3_10i44in | t5_2to41 | 9 | calelhthrowaway: TIFU I gave my dog away due to circumstances and I wholeheartedly regret my decision
First I would like to start off that I got this puppy with my boyfriend of 5 years months ago and we were very happy. My boyfriend was training him and teaching our pup Cale commands and tricks. He was a handful but we... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1674320392 | 1674322028 | t3_10hvsll | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU with a OLD talking stage that I was keen on
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Nashirakins: You were only talking to each other for two months, and he sounds pretty happy to have stuck to texting and avoiding calls. Which didn’t meet your communications needs, even before you went on an actual date together.
Long distance is s... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1674210327 | 1674293411 | t3_10gticy | t5_2to41 | 746 | NeverKissMeAgain: TIFU when I shared my ex's number with my mom
The mods removed my original post. But the follow up you're about to read is an update of [this update.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1018yre/tifu_when_i_made_a_reddit_post_about_my_break_up) My previous posts received a lot of upvotes and awards... | 14 | 53.285714 | |
1674316827 | 1674344680 | t3_10hufhs | t5_2to41 | 447 | Own_Wing213: TIFU by dropping acid with a girl I met online.
I was going on vacation with my family, and decided I should make some friends online. Started joining Discord servers based on the country I'm visiting; I made a friend, and we agreed to meet up on my first day arriving to the country.
We met up at the mall... | 6 | 74.5 | |
1674221045 | 1674245346 | t3_10gwvic | t5_2to41 | 215 | Tgm_Manic: TIFU by not checking my jeans properly
Currently writing this on my lunch break and contemplating life.
Last night as I was coming back from work, I walked into my apartment building. I’ve always been a bit clumsy and unsteady on my feet and I accidentally fell against the wall back first. Obviously got up ... | 4 | 53.75 | |
1674361455 | 1674364644 | t3_10iavun | t5_2to41 | 23 | oldsoul334578: TIFU by getting stuck in the mountains of New Mexico
Obligatory this didn’t happen today/I’m on mobile.
So I was doing a solo drive across the country (USA), and I decided that I wanted to go see the Santa Fe National Forest in New Mexico. It was only a slight detour from my original route, and I was ma... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1674196758 | 1674538872 | t3_10gpu5n | t5_2to41 | -1 | throwRAgosfar: TIFU by forgetting I could get pregnant
I understand the title sounds wild but here's the thing, I'm a 17 year old trans guy, and I have a condition that makes me miss periods a lot. So sometimes I go six months or longer with very minor cycles, if any at all. And this, somehow, lead me to fucking FORGET... | 10 | -0.1 | |
1674242673 | 1674365010 | t3_10h5qqf | t5_2to41 | 25 | HethinksIpeedMyself: TIFU My boss things I peed myself
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olduvai_man: That's why you need to exclusively wear Calico Cut Pants.
If you know, you know.
AcrobaticSource3: This comment sounds like an advertisement for Calico Cut Pants. It is sponsored?
olduvai_man: Haha, it's not a real product so don't worry.
R... | 5 | 5 | |
1674306823 | 1674324039 | t3_10hqyuj | t5_2to41 | 65 | Clayman8: TIFU by trying to do a useful thing at work and instead deleting 3 years of accounting files
This happened this morning sadly, only to make it worse.
**Setting:**
I work in an adult cinema at the till, problem is our boss is relatively...shady i want to say and basically makes us do everything *else* as wel... | 7 | 9.285714 | |
1674200491 | 1674203805 | t3_10gqvr2 | t5_2to41 | 718 | Frost_DK: TIFU by not realizing my (back then) crush's interest in me. Today she sent me a meme about late realized romantic interest.
I had a huge crush on this girl and we were close back then. Talking on the phone every day, facetime, playing game till mornings, snap strikes etc. I never thought she would be interes... | 6 | 119.666667 | |
1674331556 | 1674366034 | t3_10i08c5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | virtual97315: TIFU by making another sign off on a purchase
Fuck, I’m so slow at times.
For the longest time now I’ve had the feeling that I was being done over by a total nit picker at work.
I have raging ADHD, but I’ve been taking extra care to dot all my i’s and cross all my t’s. Enter project X.
In short we may... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1674365058 | 1674405424 | t3_10iby1b | t5_2to41 | 14 | BiGray18: TIFU by trying to exist in my hispanic bfs house
as the title says- my boyfriend is Venezuelan. his parents were born and raised there and immigrated over to the US with his older brother. Im white. I recently was invited over to his house as his parents have an issue with my father smoking weed, despite them... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1673348792 | 1674584774 | t3_10806sg | t5_2to41 | 21 | MildlyShadyPassenger: It's telling that your response to a story of a drunk woman filming herself doing yoga at the gym at 9:00 at night acting unstable and confrontational (you know, like drunk people of any gender do) is to go off on a tangent about how a broad group of women always overreacts and assumes the worst o... | 14 | 1.5 | |
1674366211 | 1674370305 | t3_10ic9s5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | BubblyBrookieCookie: TIFU by being friends with my ex of 4 years
My ex (35 male) and I (25 female) broke up in September (after four years together), however we continued to fuck through November, when we finally moved out of our apartment (it was more convenient to wait to move and we decided friends with benefits was... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1674366392 | 1674406786 | t3_10icbjx | t5_2to41 | 8,974 | Xaxxus: TIFU by causing my girlfriends cat to have existential crisis
Today we were watching YouTube.
We decided to watch a video of the cat island in Japan. One of the cats in the video meowed which caused my GFs cat to immediately look at the TV, and thus see another cat.
It ran over and started meowing like crazy ... | 11 | 815.818182 | |
1674325972 | 1674396802 | t3_10hy08o | t5_2to41 | 41 | heretobrowse_: TIFU by lighting candles in my bathroom
Background: i always kept my hair short, but recently decided to grow it a bit. So not really used to have median length hair.
Last night I deep fried some food for dinner. Afterwords I realized my house smells like oil, so I lighted up some scented candles in eac... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1674323492 | 1674460581 | t3_10hx0kf | t5_2to41 | 46 | genocidenite: TIFU By trying an edible for the first time in my life
TL:DR: Took an edible for the first time in my life thinking it was 10mg. Turned out 200 and had a bad time.
So me start with this happened last week.
I've been hearing friends of mine casually taking it. They been getting good trips is the right ... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1674295039 | 1674442552 | t3_10hnss0 | t5_2to41 | 153 | AxonSorcery: TIFU by not waking up my girlfriend
This just happened.
So a little context, my girlfriend pulled an all nighter Thursday night. She is in a difficult class that had a quiz close at midnight. This is one of her last classes before she applies to grad school, so she really needs to do well.
Last night ar... | 6 | 25.5 | |
1674141256 | 1674261889 | t3_10g45wx | t5_2to41 | 908 | tits-and-tents: TIFU by changing my name on my credit card
TLDR at bottom, obligatory on mobile etc.
I’ll start this off by saying I got married at the end of December and recently received my marriage certificate in the post.
This FU happened about an hour ago. My started off pretty normal, although I had about 4 h... | 11 | 82.545455 | |
1674371189 | 1674440413 | t3_10idm8m | t5_2to41 | 265 | RedKings1028: TIFU by ordering car parts from another state, only to find out that the parts came from a dealership/parts center 30 minutes from my house.
In the last few months, I started fixing up my car little by little. I took it to the same dealership I got it from, about an hour away from my house, and had it tun... | 5 | 53 | |
1674119228 | 1674134150 | t3_10fx57a | t5_2to41 | 7,296 | Human-Implement9586: TIFU by getting circumcised as an adult
This happened in April 2022. I was having slight issues with the frenulum part of my penis being too tight not allowing for comfortable sex. I saw a GP and she referred me to a private circumcision clinic. They were more than happy to get that piece removed s... | 24 | 304 | |
1674375822 | 1674391818 | t3_10iesxt | t5_2to41 | 381 | MementoMori22: TIFU by sneezing and ending up in the hospital
Obligatory it happened last night but I’m still in the hospital.
The past couple of days I’ve been feeling a little under the weather, nothing bad, but some pain in my head when I coughed or sneezed, I thought nothing of it.
My boyfriend was away so I ha... | 10 | 38.1 | |
1674097314 | 1674153826 | t3_10fqnmy | t5_2to41 | 1,828 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn so loud that someone called the cops
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Draegin: If it makes you feel any better I have my own story. My wife was cleaning our cars out (detailing is a passion of hers). Since she was out for a while, I decide it was the perfect time for me time. I’m watching ebony girlfriends an... | 19 | 96.210526 | |
1672540876 | 1672587767 | t3_100a1oj | t5_2to41 | 41 | Tobi_tried_2_times: tifu by cleaning my room
Okay so, I wanted to clean my room after a long depression phase.
I was at it and just threw everything that I wanted to keep onto my bed.
After I cleaned all the shit out, I went to sort the other stuff into shelves and drawers. I went to sleep and here's where the fuck-up ... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1672541888 | 1672560008 | t3_100absh | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU By failing to slow down, now I am stranded.
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gofatwya: Damn, friend. I wish I could help.
That does suck. I don't usually get worked up about people's stories on here, but that hit a nerve.
I hope someone comes along who is able to help you.
TiredAnnoyed: It’s alright, I’m extremely resilient... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1674329380 | 1674348462 | t3_10hzd18 | t5_2to41 | 56 | snacky99: TIFU by not recognizing my wife at my birthday party
So today is my bday which sparked this memory of one of my more cringeworthy f-ups. 13 years ago my now ex-wife, let’s call her Tanya, planned a big 40th birthday party for me at a bar with a large group of friends. The plan was that I would have a drink wi... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1672546868 | 1672552755 | t3_100bp1x | t5_2to41 | 33 | Emergency_Part_1991: TIFU Took a 23 and Me now my mom says she was raped…
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SamizdatGuy: I think you have to ask him.
Calahad_happened: His response may tell you a lot, apart from the content of his words.
If he receives the accusation calmly and denies it smoothly, I’d be hella suspicious. I’d also be watchin... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1674386777 | 1674406705 | t3_10ihkp2 | t5_2to41 | -9 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a dumb joke
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HotPrior477: She wasn't a good friend. A woman and a man can never be good friends. Biology exists
RealAlecMoney: Incel
HotPrior477: Sorry I'm married, I just know the truth.
Try again.
RealAlecMoney: I’m married as well. I am capable of being friends with a female be... | 10 | -0.9 | |
1672549549 | 1672579004 | t3_100cdgd | t5_2to41 | 6,986 | Goku_Ultra_Instinct-: TIFU by calling my cousin's wife a gold digger and getting into a fist fight with my cousin who is in the special forces.
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lordsandwich021: Did you really fuck up? She seems like a stupid self-absorbed pos, and him immediately resorting to violence when it should be painfully obvious she ... | 9 | 776.222222 | |
1672550368 | 1672612369 | t3_100ckz2 | t5_2to41 | 175 | gassy_guy308: TIFU, best friend, officers wife and sergeant majors daughter
So this is my best friend's story.
Names omitted and locations concealed for obvious reasons.
Anyways, my best friend (M34) and I (M31) are among the peasant enlisted. My best friend is an avid user of tinder. He has made MANY poor life choice... | 5 | 35 | |
1674259532 | 1674339402 | t3_10hdf73 | t5_2to41 | 183 | Nameless5300: TIFU when I planted stuff on my mom.
My mom and sister have a flight today. They are heading a few states away for a soccer thing. My mom needed a bag. I pointed her to one I've been using for a while. She picked it up and said it felt heavy. I said that's how it has always felt. It has felt that way for ... | 5 | 36.6 | |
1674390087 | 1674397016 | t3_10iih5k | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: tifu by losing my new job
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mickdeb: You should look into alcoholic support groups, those may help you get back on track
Neat-Spinach8540: thank you, ill look into them
mickdeb: My brother is a bypolar type 2 with a tendency to psychosis and is currently in a huge manic episode.... I can understand t... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1672553349 | 1672555392 | t3_100dbee | t5_2to41 | 40 | nosarcasmforyou: TIFU by triggering my first asthma attack in over 10 years during a New Year diner.
This story is a little bit gross, so keep that in mind. Also, obligatory English isn't my first language.
I (F31, visiting parents) have always had breathing issues of all types, but while I had asthma attacks during ... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1672550832 | 1672571129 | t3_100cp0u | t5_2to41 | 4 | ZombieLHKWoof: TIFU walking into the wrong luncheon
Wonderful time at the luncheon yesterday...But not without mishap!
20 mile ride, little over 40 deg... Yea, we'll take the Trike!
I walked into Oscar's shaking off the cold and started looking around for the usual bunch of misanthropes who only come out of their cav... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1672554102 | 1672583681 | t3_100di83 | t5_2to41 | -6 | [deleted]: TIFU by escaping the club without paying
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Princessroya: You also fucked up by driving drunk.
foxferreira64: Yep, not to mention driving after drinking alcohol. I didn't drink much, only one shot of Absinthe plus a cup of Whiskey mixed with cola, but yes, it still slightly altered my thought process.... | 5 | -1.2 | |
1674135714 | 1674220764 | t3_10g1ztf | t5_2to41 | 347 | damndarling: TIFU by sending my friend a condolence message about her Dad dying
So, I saw my friend around the university yesterday so I went to talk to her. I feel like it's important to note that she is very quiet. I asked her how she felt about upcoming exams and she said "oh it's fine, but my dad died Friday mor... | 7 | 49.571429 | |
1674395937 | 1674512060 | t3_10ik9d5 | t5_2to41 | 8,695 | RaphaelElDiablo: TIFU by sending a poorly thought out snap and ruining my friendship.
I have know who I’ll call “Beth” for around 2 years now. I met her at school and we’ve just been friends. I tried to make moves early on but after getting shutdown we decided to keep it as just friends.
Anyways, onto the story. Follo... | 18 | 483.055556 | |
1672556058 | 1672617095 | t3_100dzbz | t5_2to41 | 699 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing edibles to a new years party
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Cupids_Halloween: You didn’t do anything wrong, you told the person they were edibles and they wanted to and willingly took them. If they never said anything about this being their first time then it’s really not your fault. That person ruined their o... | 9 | 77.666667 | |
1674398309 | 1674419520 | t3_10il36b | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by repeatedly doing things my gf doesn't like
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brainpain152: It sounds like even if she gives you a chance to prove you can be different, you won’t be able to. You’ve clearly disrespected her boundaries on numerous occasions. You need to do some major self reflection and work on yourself before... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1674398705 | 1674455633 | t3_10il81x | t5_2to41 | 389 | aquakitty99: TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn
I (25 F) shaved my vagina and butthole a few days ago. It gave me razor bumps, ingrown hairs, and maybe some acne. Today I royally fucked up by washing my area down there with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap... | 15 | 25.933333 | |
1673910777 | 1673956946 | t3_10dvpzo | t5_2to41 | 1,003 | 0oITo0: Tifu trying to fix my wife's magic wand.
Well this is technically a tifu still in progress but here is the back story. About 4 or 5 years ago I bought my wife a magic wand, she is a nurse and our shifts mean we're not always around at the same time so I wanted to make sure she is satisfied. At first she complai... | 7 | 143.285714 | |
1674398322 | 1674400049 | t3_10il3bm | t5_2to41 | 7 | SalamanderDue3131: TIFU when I lied and tried to come clean
TIFU when I revealed a lie I had been hiding.
My roommate is my ex and we were still doing okay, we were very ‘friendly’ with each other and things were fine. But I exposed a lie I had been hiding for what seemed like a few months and according to them turned... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1672559508 | 1672561270 | t3_100esw9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my brother that I legitimately couldn't care less about his 5th girlfriend since the start of December.
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ScumBunny: Yeah, you messed up and you sound like an AH in general.
‘Look at me with my super important geology job where I dig up rocks, and my stupid soldier brother who isn’t... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1672560042 | 1672570650 | t3_100exkb | t5_2to41 | 138 | [deleted]: TIFU: flashing my inlaws on New Year’s Eve.
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OhNoTheDawnPatrol: I guess now they know what she sees in you?
Turbulent-Grade-3559: Or in her....
kipha01: Hahahaha 
| 4 | 34.5 | |
1672564115 | 1672646476 | t3_100fvhv | t5_2to41 | 268 | Candid-Indication351: TIFU by spreading roaches around my travels
so my house is infested with roaches. we’ve done everything we can and they won’t go away. it’s to the point where the only way to get rid of them is to move and make sure everything we take is roach free. it’s that bad. we hate having them but we can’t ... | 7 | 38.285714 | |
1674077195 | 1674146297 | t3_10fiv4n | t5_2to41 | 91 | TheShinySquad1: TIFU by buying of Facebook marketplace
I've been looking for an Xbox one x for a while now. I use marketplace because everything is much cheaper. I found one for a fairly good price finally and the bloke told me to meet him at his warehouse. We went to the warehouse (which we were definitely not allowe... | 7 | 13 | |
1673986102 | 1674068936 | t3_10em10o | t5_2to41 | 50 | JustpostingAITA: TIFU my looking for "adult videos" on Reddit
So almost two months ago I was feeling down and decided that watching some "videos" will hopefully cheer me up after... I finished. But my usual site had alot of the same content and not what I was looking for at the time so I made the stupid and looked ... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1672569853 | 1672584529 | t3_100h5st | t5_2to41 | 308 | lulujaune: TIFU by letting my dog eats my fl*shlight b*lls in front of my mom on the new year day
I (31m) live in France with my mom and i'm an active user of a classical vaginal fleshlight.
Few days ago i thought ''YOLO! let's do as they do in porn and let's test another hole!''
So i decided to order an anus fleshlig... | 5 | 61.6 | |
1673887964 | 1674333657 | t3_10djiyp | t5_2to41 | 29,612 | I-Passed6789: TIFU- I made fun of a guy who doesn't know how to do laundry.
I started seeing this guy about 3 weeks ago. Let me be clear, we have known each other for a long time because he was a friend of my cousin. He asked me out few weeks ago and I said yes. I have known him since I was like 15. I also know his fam... | 17 | 1,741.882353 | |
1673375060 | 1673436174 | t3_108gwbo | t5_2to41 | 64,392 | Sawndey: TIFU by Telling My Friends How I Keep Myself From Cumming
Of course this wasn’t actually today but was in fact a few weeks ago. My roommates and I were sitting on the couch after taking some rips and were just chatting. I, being absolutely zooted, turned to my roommate and asked him what he thinks about to kee... | 14 | 4,599.428571 | |
1674405625 | 1674407924 | t3_10inude | t5_2to41 | 6 | Mouseries9438: TIFU by eating my old favorite noodles
So basically, I have some sort of sensitivity to ginger. I get ridiculously sick to my stomach any time I eat something with ginger as an ingredient, so I've avoided it for years. I love the flavour it gives dishes though, so I used to eat it a lot until I figured o... | 3 | 2 | |
1674401270 | 1674421231 | t3_10im5ff | t5_2to41 | 542 | forzov3rwatch: TIFU by leaving my phone in an Uber
Oh gods, where do I start with this one.
So, this happened yesterday. Within the last 24 hours. But the reason I’m telling it now is because it’s only finally resolved and I have my phone back.
For context, what made this so bad was, I wasn’t just like. In the city. ... | 8 | 67.75 | |
1672576317 | 1672706154 | t3_100ioy7 | t5_2to41 | 42 | BrushOne6560: TIFU by not downloading FM radio to my father's phone
My father (60) have been using an old Android phone to listen to fm radio at our old house (my father lives alone at our old house with no internet/tv signal). Lately my father have been asking me to help him find out the problem on his phone because h... | 7 | 6 | |
1674407852 | 1674415002 | t3_10ioq0z | t5_2to41 | 41 | feuud: TIFU as I am on the brink of ruining a very good and a beautiful friendship.
So today I was chatting with this girl who is also my best friend, on Instagram. She had recently gone through a breakup and we were discussing about that. Also we were discussing about general things happening to us in our day to day l... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1673990085 | 1674146923 | t3_10egzuq | t5_2to41 | -49 | DecisivelyArbitrary: Im not poly and have no interest but it’s like some of y’all just don’t like sex. I absolutely didn’t expect people to be so against this, I need an explanation. 🤔
tk_79: Sure I like sex but don’t have respect for married “poly” couples. Those two things are mutually exclusive champ
DecisivelyArbi... | 20 | -2.45 | |
1674407861 | 1674639042 | t3_10ioq70 | t5_2to41 | 1,157 | Typical_Ad_210: TIFU - shat for so long that I dislocated my knee
Shitting has always been an issue for me. No matter what anti-constipation measures I take, I still find myself straining and panting like a woman in labour, as I birth my chocolate log.
At boarding school we were expected to shit on schedule, every mo... | 9 | 128.555556 | |
1672579211 | 1672635744 | t3_100jjke | t5_2to41 | 6 | ikesonofpeter: TIFU by trying to fight my sisters partner
So I (M22) moved away from my hometown the beginning of this year for university.
I’m down for Christmas holidays currently.
The other night I went out on the town for drinks with my mother (F43) and sister (F20). All was well and we had a great time overall, al... | 3 | 2 | |
1672579715 | 1672674187 | t3_100jp4y | t5_2to41 | 18,457 | nerdalesca: TIFU By cuddling my elderly dog.
My dog is 16 years old. She's in reasonable health, fair bit of arthritis, slowly going deaf/ a little night blind, but she sees her vet regularly, and they're happy enough with the state of her health to allow her to continue her slow amble into her twilight years, so all i... | 8 | 2,307.125 | |
1674231381 | 1674240269 | t3_10h0y80 | t5_2to41 | 2,704 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my wife she’s a 10.
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MoistButton8: I would give you a 8 for creativity and 2 for situational awareness.
just_here_for_place: The 2 for situational awareness is still too much. Look at his post history. He cheated on his wife 5 days ago.
lacroixluva: WOW. Talk about CONTEXT. And this... | 10 | 270.4 | |
1672580482 | 1672585708 | t3_100jxsz | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting blackout drunk at my moms house
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smorkoid: I assume you are going to learn from this and get help for your alcohol problems?
[deleted]: If I develop a drinking problem then I will get help, though after all of it I never wanna drink again.
smorkoid: Let me tell you something as someo... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1674412642 | 1674445027 | t3_10iqn0z | t5_2to41 | 26,923 | [deleted]: TIFU by attending my friends "adult" dinner party.
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NBAccount: If you had shown up to an orgy in black tie with a beef wellington you probably would have felt just as out of place.
lorgskyegon: I showed up to a kink meet up at a bar in full tux with white gloves. It's the first time the woman who be... | 11 | 2,447.545455 | |
1673655474 | 1673726333 | t3_10ba5xa | t5_2to41 | 9,019 | glalon: TIFU by asking my wife what she would do if I slapped her across the face
I was working from home and went downstairs to the kitchen to make a cup of tea. I'd been concentrating on work and took the opportunity to briefly switch off and rest my mind for a bit.
As I was walking down the stairs I wondered what i... | 24 | 375.791667 | |
1674413421 | 1674422712 | t3_10iqye9 | t5_2to41 | 32 | FluffyCategory2538: TIFU by basically implying evolution is fake
This already happened about a year ago, but it is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me andkeeps me up and night. I (19F) figured
talking about it would make me feel a bit better. Sorry if you were expecting drama, this isn’t dramatic at a... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1674416100 | 1674417940 | t3_10is15n | t5_2to41 | 16 | TempTinTG: TIFU by By using a stupid opening line
I, M18, sent a stupid opening line to a girl to get over my fear of rejection and try to make a friend. Her bio mentioned the word "d1ld0" so I sent her a text saying "I bet u don't have a d1ld0". She posted it on her story. I srsly didn't mean to creep her out. I just ... | 4 | 4 | |
1674330331 | 1674342189 | t3_10hzqpt | t5_2to41 | 16 | regretteditt: TIFU when best friend asked me out, I got carried away and said yes
Bestfriend asked me out, I got carried away and said yes
throwaway bc it's better that way
TIFU when my best friend (18) and I(19) were on the phone, it was late into the night and we had some tension in the past, and they were dropping... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1672586529 | 1672602191 | t3_100ls86 | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my partner sex advice
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Limp_Will16: I will say “p ssy” is a sexy word for some people. Just like “b tch” or “daddy” some people like those words, some people are neutral, and some people have negative reactions to them. If he had a previous partner that liked it, or didn’t mind it, it... | 4 | 23.25 |
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