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1674417409 | 1674419149 | t3_10isk92 | t5_2to41 | 2 | JustAnotherSaddy: TIFU
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Icy_Engine_7648: It appears you've hit a nerve
JustAnotherSaddy: Right??!!!?? I’m now honestly wondering based on his reaction. But I rather not know because once I do, divorce will get messy and I will get very vindictive..
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1672588076 | 1672629115 | t3_100mag4 | t5_2to41 | 40 | BraveryBlue: TIFU by letting my cat out on NYE
I live in a small 1 bedroom apartment with my 6 year old cat, Hongo. It's NYE and with the fireworks and celebrations going on he was more hyper than usual and begging to be let outside. Hongo has a history of fighting with other animals and causing mischief and for the la... | 4 | 10 | |
1674180759 | 1674672388 | t3_10gkho1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Nuggs_and_drugs: TIFU by getting drunk and cheating on my boyfriend
a lot of moving parts to this story so bare with me.
so firstly let me start by saying that i completely regret this action and honestly am ashamed of myself. but i did it and i need to face the consequences. anyways i’d thought i’d share this cuz it... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1672593224 | 1672593633 | t3_100o3qt | t5_2to41 | 22 | Unhappy-Confusion-94: TIFU by falling asleep on shift.
I'm gonna need some help with this one.
For reference, I work a customer service, work from home job. Hopefully no one from work sees this lol.
Given all the new years parties going on, my neighbors music was thumping away till 4am meaning I had less than 5 hour... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1672593330 | 1672594489 | t3_100o56h | t5_2to41 | 267 | Cheesenips069: TIFU. Happy New Years, you filthy animals.
TIFU (Yesterday technically, but just learning about it today).
So, two days ago: My girlfriend lets me know that she’s invited people for New Years this year. I have no problem with it, as we have a big enough place and I always love hosting events.
So, yes... | 3 | 89 | |
1674249043 | 1674773201 | t3_10h89dr | t5_2to41 | 16 | TIFOOMERANG: TIFU by asking my friend out
So yesterday I sent a message on Snapchat to one of my best friends if she wanted to go do something after school/in the weekend (I wasn't really precise). She wasn't sure what to do, so I suggested McDonalds or Burger King (I didn't really care, I just wanted to hang out with ... | 10 | 1.6 | |
1672597285 | 1672598031 | t3_100pmgh | t5_2to41 | 8 | atbg1936: TIFU by putting bananas in my backpack
This started two days ago, when I was visiting a friend in a small European city. Since most shops would be closed around the new year holidays, I bought some food, including two green bananas that I figured would ripen to the right consistency by the time I ate them. I ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1674426160 | 1674427768 | t3_10iw3f9 | t5_2to41 | 47 | throw_it_away14: TIFU by sending nudes to a stranger
I know this is seen a lot but I just need advice for my personal situation. I met a girl on a dating app and she asked if I wanted to “have fun” I gave her my insta and Snapchat and sent a selfie, then she asked for a dick pic. Afterwards, she ghosted me for a bit an... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1672598299 | 1673220483 | t3_100q0h3 | t5_2to41 | 451 | Ok_Carrot_1333: TIFU by complimenting my girlfriend's cock.
Obligatory this happened four days ago.
My girlfriend of two months is transgender, as I'm sure many of you internet sleuths may have already figured out, and as such, she's been very uncomfortable with intimacy. She was very upfront about her being transgen... | 13 | 34.692308 | |
1673716769 | 1674427791 | t3_10bttcd | t5_2to41 | 168 | LeftFootBeginner: TIFU I Destroyed my marriage
Today my marriage and whole life relationship came to an end because of me. I’ve been a narcissist motherf only caring for myself and not considering my partner interests.
A few months before getting married I cheated on her and now this awful event saw the light.
I trul... | 6 | 28 | |
1674160695 | 1674181717 | t3_10gcj07 | t5_2to41 | 119 | Wonderful-Zebra-1621: TIFU by almost destroying the cornea in my right eye by squirting e-liquid into it
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iamthatkarma: Humans always amaze me. I hope that your eye gets better soon... Eye trauma is horrible. Ask me. I damaged my cornea apply mascara when I was 15. I should tifu how I almost went blind.
aint_... | 4 | 29.75 | |
1672599377 | 1672607931 | t3_100qf7s | t5_2to41 | 36 | tenderlauryn: TIFU by NOT knowing how to swallow a pill
Well! I learned an invaluable lesson today, and I sit here typing this on my phone while it feels damn near like my chest lost a fight with volcano, and the volcano now resides firmly in my sternum, sending fumes up and out of my throat that burn like the fucking ... | 4 | 9 | |
1672603871 | 1672651815 | t3_100s65p | t5_2to41 | 224 | Atmo0: TIFU by having sex in my parents converted truck.
So this actually happened an hour ago and as I was lurking in this sub for a bit in order to find some people who did more embarassing stuff for nye, I thought I'd just share my story too so you guys have something to laugh about...
So me (M, 22) and my girlfrie... | 5 | 44.8 | |
1672606143 | 1672627665 | t3_100t17g | t5_2to41 | 247 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a threesome to get my friend laid
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thisisghostman: "accident"
LisaWithStyle: Yes, it wasn't my plan for this to happen...
z-eldapin: That's not what 'accident' means
LisaWithStyle: How would you call it then?
AlphaThe7: Being a shitty ass friend choosing a random 6/10’s cock over your... | 9 | 27.444444 | |
1674434242 | 1674509398 | t3_10iz63f | t5_2to41 | 7 | adidasgymbag: TIFU by playing along with a prank
So for context I sometimes talks to my brother’s friends. I typically talk to one of named Steve these guys are in their early-mid 20’s and I’m still in my teen years. I talking to one of them on Discord and mentioned I talked to another one of their friends earlier. Let... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1673111651 | 1673170861 | t3_105u3ss | t5_2to41 | 24,159 | [deleted]: TIFU by going my entire life without washing myself
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turbowhopper: I only recently learned that a lot of people, a lot, don't wash their assholes. A lot.
BummerComment: There are two types of people in this world:
Wipers, and WIPE-TIL-IT-BLEEDS'rs.
All non-wipers may exit planet.
LostMySenses: And... | 19 | 1,271.526316 | |
1674435370 | 1674438982 | t3_10izkcp | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU Setting a Friend's Hair on Fire and Using Ketchup to Put it Out
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adidasgymbag: Ain’t no way you pulled out ketchup.
Far-Hat3075: >Ain’t no way you pulled out ketchup.
Believe it or not, that's exactly what happened. In the heat of the moment, I grabbed the first thing I saw which happened ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1673286630 | 1673295125 | t3_107ktdd | t5_2to41 | 18 | MrBleah: TIFU by hiring a guy to take down a tree who then dropped said tree on my house. With pics. LONG
This happened over fifteen years ago. TLDR at bottom with money shot.
My wife and I bought a house that is on a hill and surrounded by woods. One day, in those first years of ownership, I wander up the hill doing ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1672611961 | 1672615169 | t3_100vdcf | t5_2to41 | 846 | CannaLover27: TIFU by doing my NY tradition
Hi everyone! Happy New Year!
This fuck up, literally just happened like 45 minutes ago and I am more than happy to provide receipts and I’m still laughing deep inside about the entire situation.
I recently moved to a new country and I’m sharing the house with other people, ... | 5 | 169.2 | |
1673250034 | 1673252904 | t3_10789n0 | t5_2to41 | 72 | k6squid: TIFU by giving my friend advice (part 2)
Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/104iu2y/tifu_by_giving_my_friend_advice/
I had some requests for an update on my situation I posted the other day. Here it is:
Thanks for all the feedback and advice. I really appreciate it. Some of you are going... | 4 | 18 | |
1674129691 | 1674490423 | t3_10fzyx8 | t5_2to41 | 175 | Cats_and_wine: TIFU by answering my phone
TIFU by answering my phone
TIFU by answering my phone when my SO called me.
Weve been together for almost 10 years,and have a running gag,where we answer the phone with jokes like "welcome to hell, what can i get you?" or as I did today "Crematory and Pizzeria- your loss is ... | 5 | 35 | |
1674436161 | 1674501425 | t3_10izue5 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Rootoky: TIFU by walking into a pop quiz high on Percocet.
This happened last semester. I had just shattered my foot and had hardware put in like two days before. As I walked to class the pain was starting to flair up again so I decided to pop a Percocet right before I went in. The pills were mine but I was not exactly... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1672620237 | 1672675215 | t3_100yjwj | t5_2to41 | 127 | [deleted]: TIFU: making the developer of a game leave a server made for them
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ThatsXCOM: If it happened as you said then your actions were reasonable.
However I am slightly suspicious that it happened exactly that way because moderators are as a rule, almost never even remotely reasonable.
RunInRunOn: OP migh... | 4 | 31.75 | |
1672615977 | 1672674044 | t3_100wy1o | t5_2to41 | 29 | CRaftsman1459: TIFU By playing the wrong card
This happened last night at a small NYE party at my friends house. We’re all around 30yrs old and have kids. Around 9PM we’re all feeling a little tired, so I suggest we play Cards Against Humanity to get us laughing and keep us awake. The kids are playing in the back of th... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1674443702 | 1674607804 | t3_10j2cep | t5_2to41 | 32 | trying_productive: TIFU by making fun of a kid with a disability
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olduvai_man: WTF, how are you coming across the same way in the retelling as you do during the incident? I've got a permanently disabled kid, and you can't possibly fathom the heartache and loss that someone in this position is going through.
T... | 9 | 3.555556 | |
1672629037 | 1672655592 | t3_1011oas | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a stupid bet with a friend
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AcrobaticSource3: Fuck Tom Brady
OkVolume1: I don't think Tom will agree to that, but who knows he is on the Gisele rebound.
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1672631880 | 1672665655 | t3_1012mhz | t5_2to41 | 4,763 | arxxv: TIFU by getting drunk and shaving the hair off from all over my body.
TIFU by getting really drunk and shaving hair off from all over my body.
Well, this happened two days back, but I am feeling the repercussions now. So two days ago, I got really drunk, almost wasted. I went to the toilet to take a piss, and w... | 9 | 529.222222 | |
1674448733 | 1674503834 | t3_10j3ya9 | t5_2to41 | 361 | CivVIRuinedMe: TIFU by making my grandma cry
I [20F] had plans this May. Specifically, they were to go to Spain for about a week, visit some museums, and finish by going to the F1 race. I already had my race ticket bought, hostel planned, and a solid budget.
But today, in my college dorm, I get a call from my dad. I’... | 6 | 60.166667 | |
1672634495 | 1672639315 | t3_1013huf | t5_2to41 | -9 | VictorGodAmSullivan: TIFU by taking out my garbage infront of my neighbor.
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Hk-Neowizard: Weren't you 31 y/o in your last confession? And 17 before that one
How about you find a less pathetic hobby. Serious, this isn't as edgy as you seem ~~yo~~ to think. Just getting a couple Redditors angry isn't as cool a ... | 4 | -2.25 | |
1674453865 | 1674477125 | t3_10j5gl7 | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: Tifu by being alone in a joke that turned out to be cruel.
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fliguana: Lies are only funny when they are absurd and outrageous.
And even then..
blacklite911: To him saying “this afternoon” seemed absurd
watermelon_slaughter: also considering he had seemingly informed her not long before that he woul... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1674458134 | 1674500234 | t3_10j6la0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | naeaeh: TIFU, by showing my dad my favourite youtuber
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CBGN4RLYY: I think you have an unhealthy obsession with a social media influencer
Devittraisedto2: Dunno how you think this is an actual post and not a shitpost
Lokivstheworld: Definitely exaggerated but still an unhealthy obsession. With either some youtu... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1672637174 | 1672705542 | t3_1014cgn | t5_2to41 | 206 | Consistent_Spell_424: TIFU buying my puppy a new toy
I bought him (5mos) a new chew toy that squeaks. He's some kind of mix. He looks like a Jack Russell right now, and about that size, but he will get much bigger to large dog size. He has/had other toys, like stuff with ropes, tennis ball with rope through it, and a ... | 5 | 41.2 | |
1673916391 | 1673960796 | t3_10dxz6d | t5_2to41 | 3,736 | midnightslikethis: TIFU by waiting too long to tell him that I love him
Me, 26f, and my ex-boyfriend, 25m, broke up three years ago. There was always a sense that we might get back together, maybe get married one day, and that we were just too young when we dated to be in that kind of long term relationship.
I’ve date... | 8 | 467 | |
1674460143 | 1674593636 | t3_10j72v2 | t5_2to41 | -4 | justheretowatch-1184: TIFU by getting drunk
Obligatory it happened 2 days back. My (18f) friends and I went drinking 2 days back. My best friend Sasha’s (18f)boyfriend (20m) also came with us. I am a major lightweight and got drunk very fast. I was going around biting people who were with us and ended up biting Sasha’s... | 8 | -0.5 | |
1672637950 | 1672671611 | t3_1014l3b | t5_2to41 | 184 | Empty-Sea8554: TIFU by letting myself get into a stupid argument with my brother
Me and my brother have always had a rocky relationship and many past conflicts. I was born being the most social person in my family (their words) and he always got angry in the past when thinking I got special treatment.
We were doing wh... | 5 | 36.8 | |
1674461954 | 1674475017 | t3_10j7iqr | t5_2to41 | 7 | Reformed_Narcissist: TIFU by intentionally ripping out the rest of my toenail (possibly NSFL)
Happened about an hour ago.
Context: a year or two ago, I went on a ski trip. My shoes were too tight and bent my left big toenail backwards in half.
It stayed intact though, so I just left it be.
A few weeks ago, I ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1673944156 | 1674242671 | t3_10e733z | t5_2to41 | 3,301 | I_aM_a_14_yEaR_oLd: TIFU by asking a teacher to sit somewhere else on the bus
Don't mind the username, I(M17) am a huge nerd and I've been appointed as the class monitor since I do all the boring stuff in school(such as marking the attendance, and collecting notebooks and punishing troublemakers at school, making sure ... | 7 | 471.571429 | |
1674465750 | 1674626501 | t3_10j8esx | t5_2to41 | -39 | Various_Excitement97: TIFU by having sex with the school thot.
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Maze_13: Unless she just casually took a morning after pill, I have no idea what type of birth control that is. As far as I know, there isn't a pill you can just take in the heat of the moment to prevent pregnancy.
Even though it probably wasn't... | 10 | -3.9 | |
1672641289 | 1672641397 | t3_1015lfb | t5_2to41 | -5 | [deleted]: tifu by not reading my messages before I pulled up to my friends house
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Jacki073: jesus fucking christ please use punctuation dear god
batty_-koda: My bad dude using voice to text and I forgot the last quarter half of the f****** story my bad leave it if you don't want to read it why are you wasting... | 3 | -1.666667 | |
1673268843 | 1673311241 | t3_107dpbt | t5_2to41 | 16,003 | possible_showers: TIFU by topping 550 lbs [UPDATE]
About a month ago I admitted to the Internet I was too fat to travel and visit my dying father. If you missed the post, here it is: [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zmjalp/tifu\_by\_topping\_550\_lbs/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zmjalp/tifu_by_toppin... | 13 | 1,231 | |
1674471045 | 1674476003 | t3_10j9pfo | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by declining someone’s request in his hour of need.
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[deleted]: All your doing is sending idiots out into the world with some paper that says they’re smarter than they really are, when one of them ends up dead because they had no idea what they were doing it’s going to be heavy on your mind if ... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1672644945 | 1672645904 | t3_1016nxo | t5_2to41 | 44 | Dry-Ad-9428: TIFU by making my partner pick
I know, title sounds stupid as fuck on its own
and trust me, it's not going to get any better.
I've been with my girlfriend for 3 years, she has gained contact again with her childhood friend after a couple of years because they had a fight years prior, and she had another fr... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1674210209 | 1674246222 | t3_10gth5a | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: Tifu by being mad at my dad
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Treviathan88: Are you and your dad mad at punctuation too?
randomkid937195: Sorry just had to rush typing this.
AcrobaticSource3: Why did you have to rush? It’s not like your dad was talking to you, so you had free time
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1674478163 | 1674494382 | t3_10jbpn1 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Ovian: TIFU by buying a house from a company that is a bit too small in the future and can't sell cause of the church
So TIFU was about 6 months ago.
We have a property (650m²) in germany and we basically f'd up by building a house on it.We have about 75.000 € saved and the best credit we got was split in two credits.... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1674476288 | 1674502130 | t3_10jb51b | t5_2to41 | 3,378 | krishi2202: TIFU by joking with my mom before sleep and giving the poor woman a nightmare which ended up in her punching me in the sleep & then crying and apologising.
Context : My mom was pretty upset with the news she received recently of my uncle ( mom’s brother) being in the. hospital for a brain stroke. She wa... | 9 | 375.333333 | |
1672649444 | 1672728585 | t3_1017vhz | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing the man who gave me their card is someone I met on a bus when I was younger, and may never get to see them again
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kisskit_buiscuit: A four year old who made friends with adults. OK.
TIFU_card: People are friendly where I live.
FemaleDogEqualsBitch: I- uh- I’M FUCKING SORRY?!? Why t... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1674482270 | 1674484646 | t3_10jd2sh | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by being horny
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smudgetimeusa: This story is posted daily on Reddit. You think people would learn?
malin7: It must be the same person posting it over again for karma as surely no one else can be this gullible
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1674450500 | 1674497252 | t3_10j4hxl | t5_2to41 | 5 | Everyday_Hero1: TIFU by getting scammed and ghosting my crush well trying to get sold out concert tickets out of desperation
Happened over the weekend.
So I found out 3 of my favorite bands that I've been trying to see for years are having a 10 year anniversary tour around the country.
I found out 24 hours after tic... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1674482896 | 1674486899 | t3_10jdb1y | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU and not only today by being more and more angry and toxic boyfriends, without knowing it.
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Head-Investigator984: Ok. Fr. This will be a tough statement but imho:
At this point break up or at least take a break. It‘s just not fair. She doesn’t deserve to be treated like this. U‘re even emotion... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1672653033 | 1672906692 | t3_1018tgw | t5_2to41 | 27 | Thenikksmeister: TIFU by looking in the mirror
Just a little bit of situational context: my friends are in town visiting me for a couple of weeks, so I have a full house. I'm letting one of the homies sleep with me in my bed because we're cool like that and my bed is way more comfortable than the couch. This isn't incr... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1672653087 | 1672705127 | t3_1018tzf | t5_2to41 | 23 | ThrowRAuser1: TIFU by taking edibles from someone on the bus
This actually happened a couple weeks ago, but I figured I’d share anyway. Now, I don’t smoke at all, I’ve had edibles once or twice before and even then it was a smaller dose. I do not have the tolerance for edibles, did that stop me though? It should’ve.
I ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1672661878 | 1672690466 | t3_1018yre | t5_2to41 | 3,227 | NeverKissMeAgain: She's feeding off the comments on TikTok that praised her for breaking up with me the way that she did. There seems to be plenty of people out there who believe I got what I deserved.
ttjr89: Ah yes the women "incels"
Yuri909: Femcels
shoonseiki1: Femcels are all over TikTok
Shadow293: “Yassssss, Quee... | 16 | 201.6875 | |
1674488230 | 1674490261 | t3_10jfb8n | t5_2to41 | 9 | mikeoxmalss: TIFU by not turning in my college essay
This is not a huge TIFU, but I am genuinely not sure what to do. This is for a college art class, I needed to write an assignment about michaelangelo and how his personality affected his art. I have been told many times to my teacher to do this essay and to get it in... | 3 | 3 | |
1672654593 | 1672697251 | t3_10198qf | t5_2to41 | 552 | imGonnaDieInside: TIFU by role playing with my partner
It was almost midnight and my [F22] sister [F29] (who I share a house with) let me know that she had to go to a friends really quickly.
My partner and I took this as a chance to do some roleplay that we wanted to do. I was the sub first and then I was the dom. We... | 9 | 61.333333 | |
1674145883 | 1674490986 | t3_10g646b | t5_2to41 | 24 | Different_Ant_6484: TIFU by visiting a subreddit and wasting time falling into a rabbit hole
Not a huge fuck up but still kind of weirded out. So a few days ago, I got stoned and I stumbled upon this subreddit [r/FYCOD\_II](https://www.reddit.com/r/FYCOD_II/) and proceeded to go down this rabbit hole of bizarre posts ... | 3 | 8 | |
1672656143 | 1672779397 | t3_1019nmz | t5_2to41 | 673 | sophan_y: TIFU by getting drunk and pulling my IUD out
Yes, you read that right, I pulled my IUD out.
So this happened New Year’s Eve, I got way too drunk and then came home but prior, I was out, I remembered having a tampon in so I went to the bathroom and took it out. Don’t ask why, but I did.
I came home, got in t... | 11 | 61.181818 | |
1674490787 | 1674562376 | t3_10jgccb | t5_2to41 | 970 | Tacocat0927: TIFU By eating popcorn off our living room floor
This happened two days ago, and I couldn't make this up if I tried. Last Saturday, my daughter (10f) was allowed to have 6 friends spend the night for her birthday. We have one of those large "old timey" popcorn machines in our house, so we fired it up so th... | 8 | 121.25 | |
1674488246 | 1674506159 | t3_10jfbg6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | blong217: TIFU by not playing all the side bets on 3-card poker
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RandoCalrissian11: Side bets are all sucker bets and should not be played.
Yes, you could have won the $5000 but over time you’d lose more than $5000 or lose out on other winnings because you spend all your money there.
shardingHarding: +1
It f... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1674489876 | 1674494244 | t3_10jfzb7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu today at school
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FightThaFight: GOOD JOB. Way to fight the good fight. Fuck all bullies! ESPECIALLY the orange ones.
[deleted]: Lmao 🤣 thanks
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1674494166 | 1674536926 | t3_10jhq9i | t5_2to41 | 47,840 | PythonPuzzler: TIFU by not knowing what Latina girls say in bed.
Obligatory: this happened a little over a year ago.
I had recently signed up for a popular dating app and matched with a lovely Venezuelan girl, let's call her "F". She was very sweet, and had recently moved to the US. We chatted in the app a bit and hit... | 15 | 3,189.333333 | |
1674500189 | 1674519868 | t3_10jk9vz | t5_2to41 | 856 | Well-it-depends-on: TIFU my job interview by knocking the big boss’s coffee all over her
I’ve applied for a better job and really excited by it. Had a few remote interviews on Teams and now through to the final round in person on site. Today was the big day!
Two different interviews then a walk round the site. Ever... | 8 | 107 | |
1674502805 | 1674628745 | t3_10jlcun | t5_2to41 | 113 | tsulegit: TIFU by cleaning my cat’s anus.
Earlier this morning, I noticed a small amount of fecal matter in my cat’s anus. She often has her tail up in the air, especially when she’s meowing for treats.
I proceeded to grab a wipe and the cat, and gently cleaned the area. It was in that moment that she squirted out a f... | 7 | 16.142857 | |
1674503922 | 1674510839 | t3_10jltkp | t5_2to41 | 23 | SchnarchendeSchwein: TIFU by accidentally turning my kitten into a lesbian separatist
My wife and I adopted a kitten when he was four months old. We’re a same sex couple, and his foster home was made up of a woman and her mother. Most of the cat rescue organization he came from is made up of women as well. He is super ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1674505404 | 1674508427 | t3_10jmfq0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | nachumk: Tifu by not knowing what sub-tropical meant
Obligatory mention that this happened over winter break.
Wife and I are planning a trip to Taiwan. Over many years she has used the term sub-tropical to describe Taiwan and to explain the weather (mostly about it being hot or humid). Over and over I’ve heard her de... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1674503032 | 1674529047 | t3_10jlgad | t5_2to41 | 28 | beanfox101: TIFU by helping my BF cook after a bad night
Okay, well, it happened over the weekend. I (22F) am staying with my BF (24M) of six months while going back and forth from college. This weekend I drove to our apartment and parked the car on the side of the street. Later we get a call from his mother saying th... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1674507346 | 1674663158 | t3_10jn8oq | t5_2to41 | 78 | misteradma: TIFU by buying my cancer surviving cousin a thc tincture.
Obligatory FU happened this weekend, maybe six months ago (depending on if we use purchase date or first use).
I ended up moving in with a cousin after my divorce. She had a room for rent, and i was trying to start over in my mid forties. Being she... | 6 | 13 | |
1672666511 | 1672668797 | t3_101crlw | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU spending NYE alone
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taketurnsandlove: I just read a book called “Find Your People.” Highly recommended
No_Back2887: I’ll have to check it out, mind summarizing?
taketurnsandlove: It talks about being real and authentic and telling the truth in love (no faking), how people are imperfect and we a... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1674508857 | 1674556982 | t3_10jnvie | t5_2to41 | 12,619 | Pure_Discipline_293: TIFU by telling my kid to throat punch his bully at school.
Actual fuck up happened yesterday at the dinner table after school. After effects of my fuck up have me currently at the ER getting my son checked out for anaphylactic shock.
Yesterday, My kid came home and was obviously upset. So I a... | 16 | 788.6875 | |
1674509426 | 1674532088 | t3_10jo3s5 | t5_2to41 | 74 | DoctorPerfect3284: TIFU
I’m fucked
I’m fucked
I’m fucked
I’m fucked
Didn’t really happen today but I have a really bad situation I’m a 14 year old boy and I have a girlfriend and I do really like her but I have no idea what to do so we have had sex multiple times at this point and I didn’t have a condom on me at th... | 3 | 24.666667 | |
1674234947 | 1674277897 | t3_10h2gin | t5_2to41 | 115 | Deva-Gupt-2006: TIFU by drinking homemade juice for 'health'
This actually happened a while ago but it is worth mentioning as the biggest duck up of my life (until now).
I'm 16; living in India with my parents; for the background. Dad is almost a health fanatic and does yoga and stuff, makes juice for 'boosting immun... | 5 | 23 | |
1674500886 | 1674588891 | t3_10jkkqv | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: Tifu my first day of secondary school
When I first started secondary school in Britain, I’m from the uk it’s a normal thing for the yr7s to get bullied it’s almost expected. When my mam sent me off to school the first day she asked me if I was wearing knickers and I said yeah what are you on about mum and sh... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1674508463 | 1674621375 | t3_10jnpl3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Kaia-Lilly: TIFU by washing my pillow
Before I start, just know that I'm not normally this stupid. But we all make mistakes by not thinking and this one is just so bad (in my opinion) that I have to share. Also, I'm on mobile so apologies for any weirdness on the post.
So last night, I found that one of my cats made ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1672684234 | 1672764972 | t3_101dv49 | t5_2to41 | 21 | aktorsyl: Their CS is fairly good if you go through Google One
Hypnoticbat9555: But you need to pay for that
smorkoid: You want good customer support AND free service?
Hypnoticbat9555: Their services are not free. I pay for them with my data. Google uses that data to make money.
smorkoid: Lol ok. It's free.
Hypnoticba... | 10 | 2.1 | |
1674514646 | 1674583692 | t3_10jq8a3 | t5_2to41 | 113 | [deleted]: TIFU for getting my 12-year-old son drunk
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Desperate-Ad729: I really doubt this is a true story. Drinking at 8 in the morning? Getting drunk off one glass of wine in 3 minutes?
Assertive_Pickle: kids get drunk faster than adults, ok. and I can drink whenever I want.
Desperate-Ad729: I understand tha... | 10 | 11.3 | |
1672670394 | 1672671717 | t3_101e5gi | t5_2to41 | 22 | ShittyAussieDude: TIFU by getting into a loud and heated argument with my mum, not realising that my military dad was getting home from training today.
I (16M) earlier today shouted at my little brother (10) when he broke into my room for like the 10th time today. That later led to my mum, a student getting her PHD, to... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1672671325 | 1672926061 | t3_101ei4i | t5_2to41 | 81 | immei: TIFU by taking Xanax and ruining my 1 year anniversary and possibly my relationship
To start out I would like to preface with the fact that I have struggled with addiction to painkillers for the past year. My girlfriend has known about this and has been incredibly supportive and helpful. But new year's eve she a... | 9 | 9 | |
1674516552 | 1674597061 | t3_10jqzto | t5_2to41 | 20 | I3lacKLoTuSIKien: TIFU Took a dump, clogged my toilet for two days and my dorm mate took a dump in said clogged toilet.
This will be remembered in our flat till the end I think,
Context:
Our dorm consists of a floor with eight rooms and four bathrooms, it is intended that two people use one bathroom. Currently, I got... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1674518433 | 1674523458 | t3_10jrq3g | t5_2to41 | 12 | azbycxdwevguhtisjrkq: TIFU by letting dog food sit out where my dog could get it
I have a chihuahua/corgi mix sweet as can be. Never barks and loves everyone (except my brother, he tackled he to prevent her from running into traffic and she never forgave him). My parents babysat my dogs for me over the weekend so i mea... | 4 | 3 | |
1672670190 | 1672675883 | t3_101e2q9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Exact_Competition653: TIFU by getting blackout drunk and ruining NYE
Technically this was yesterday, but I spent the entire day recovering from the previous nights events. So for NYE a guy I’m talking to invited me to plans with his friends, which involved each couple (we are not really a couple but still) renting out ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1672673756 | 1672713227 | t3_101fgt7 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Resident-Pear-3451: TIFU By kissing the girl that one of my best friends like betraying him.
I (M18) make out with the girl (18F) that my friend liked in front of him (18M).(i will call the girl K and my friend J) This happened in the new year\`s eve I was with my group of friends and some girls that they knew, I di... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1672674867 | 1672697849 | t3_101fw78 | t5_2to41 | 2,279 | user512897: TIFU by telling my husband I do not love him unconditionally
TIFU by telling my husband I do not love him unconditionally
I will not go into all the extensive details about our relationship. But we have been fighting ALOT for several months, like daily. Yesterday he demanded "I give him my unconditional lo... | 14 | 162.785714 | |
1673238403 | 1673363123 | t3_1074jqw | t5_2to41 | 18,428 | nutmilkandcookies: TIFU by making a New Years resolution that ultimately led my husband to ejaculate through my nose.
This happened 15 mins ago.
My husband and I usually spend 20-30 minutes making love (we’re tired parents), so we made a fun New Years resolution to have longer sex sessions.
We haven’t had sex in two... | 15 | 1,228.533333 | |
1672677619 | 1672763780 | t3_101gztb | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting asked for a late night walk and having my fly unzipped half the time.
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E-Reezy420: The fact that she agreed to meet with you again ensures she either didn't notice or didn't mind. You're good 😊 if she was bothered by it she wouldn't agree to hang out again
InterdepartmentalCam: That... | 4 | 6 | |
1672678219 | 1672716571 | t3_101h8im | t5_2to41 | 3,826 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to share the sunrise with my girlfriend. (Possibly nsfw)
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ayylmao2016: Naaah her complaints are all over the place. As someone who lives this exact situation often I only have the advice that works for me. Disengage from the argument emotionally and ignore any attempt to engage you un... | 19 | 201.368421 | |
1674526531 | 1674529608 | t3_10jujlv | t5_2to41 | 6 | supersuspiciouslol: TIFU by lieing on an assessment for eating disorders
I have struggled with body dysmorphia for ages and slowly developed horrible mental health because of it. My mom tried to get me assessed for an eating disorder a few weeks ago because i wasnt eating properly. During the process, I went through a ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1674518147 | 1674528130 | t3_10jrm3s | t5_2to41 | 18 | Baked_potato_x: TIFU by telling a man with cancer that I liked his haircut
This happened a few months ago and it turned out okay (I think) but I still think about it all the time. It's basically the title.
In November, my boyfriend (P) and I went to his Grandma's house for Thanksgiving. We were the first ones there (h... | 3 | 6 | |
1674527757 | 1674558146 | t3_10juycl | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU for accidentally having my kid be seen naked in public
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twohedwlf: All her clothes and underwear just completely ripped off? I don't think this happens outside of Hollywood.
OkVolume1: OP lives in Hollywood. So, the story checks out.
| 3 | 7 | |
1674527751 | 1674553039 | t3_10juya3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | dragonsexisited: TIFU by not realizing the bottle said otic and not optic...
So I have really bad allergies. I take 2 shots a week and 4 allergy meds twice a day. No, I dont live in a bubble. Anyways, one of those meds is eye drops. I went to grab my eye drops and glanced at the label. I saw optic and proceeded to put ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1674529176 | 1674771647 | t3_10jvf09 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ClassroomOrnery6038: TIFU (Almost) by stabbing a live power line with a shovel.
Context is needed here: my coworker was setting sheet pile along the walls of a pit we were working in. If you don't know what sheet pile is, it's very large (~15ft long and ~3ft wide in our case) rectangular sheets of thick steel that are ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1674530386 | 1674595472 | t3_10jvt9d | t5_2to41 | 329 | freedgorgans: TIFU by taking a vitamin c pill in the dark
Let me set the scene it's 10pm we've just gotten home after going out and my boyfriend started to not feel great. He decided hey, we should take vitamin C pills to ward off the illness. He gets a pill... no problem vitamin c goodness.
He hands me the bottle I g... | 5 | 65.8 | |
1672682424 | 1672700484 | t3_101izqh | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU when i gave an admiring coworker a chance
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JimmyTehF: Its not often I come across a tifu post where the OP both clearly fucked up and at the same time seems completely unaware they fucked up. Kudos.
gunsnnoses: Please elaborate
TouchMehBewts: One person already did and you disagreed.
gunsnnoses... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1674531664 | 1674669034 | t3_10jw838 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Pale_Buyer3168: TIFU by bringing over my best friend after my father forbade it
TW: racism
Let me preface this by saying that I grew up in a wealthy town in GA where I never actually came into contact with any people of color. I went to private school my whole life and I only met one black kid at school and there were... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1674532348 | 1675206016 | t3_10jwfma | t5_2to41 | 618 | marriedtoapsychopath: TIFU My fiance[38m] posting on reddit and getting destroyed made me [28f] realize I’ve been with a psychopath
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Flat_Insurance_6170: ?? I was expecting him to be an actual psychopath. You are both troubled but none are psychopaths.
HopOnTheHype: So the bf hires someone to make them jealous... | 17 | 36.352941 | |
1674532709 | 1674586744 | t3_10jwjfw | t5_2to41 | 78 | zecariah: TIFU by sleeping w my best friend
I (21M) have been friends w a girl (21F), we’ll say Stella, since freshman year of uni. We grew pretty close. While I recognized she was objectively attractive, I was just never attracted to her like that. I really liked hanging w her, and in HS, I didn't have as many friends... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1674537985 | 1674853523 | t3_10jy41a | t5_2to41 | 3 | Deadwithoutcoffe: tifu bu bringing a knife to school
tifu by bringing a knife to school
I brought a knife to school for one of my friends to cut an apple for a class. One of the teachers saw me, and I was sent home for the day. I will go back tomorrow and have a meeting with the director, the student councilor, and th... | 3 | 1 | |
1674538679 | 1674569977 | t3_10jyavg | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting Cirrhosis at the age of 27
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ahmadove: Wow, I hope it's treatable and can be kept under control. If you don't mind me asking, how much were you drinking before and how long? It's a bit unusual to onset at an age so young, makes me worried about myself.
Grand-Sam: well, my ex-girlfrien... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1674542811 | 1674587964 | t3_10jzfbv | t5_2to41 | 3,818 | [deleted]: Tifu by breaking up with my gf cause i think she might be cheating
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midnightschild: How's this a TIFU? You probably did the right thing.
ChainmailleAddict: I mean I don't want to accuse her here, but if she's spending much more time with her friends than her boyfriend and doing a bunch of things wit... | 11 | 347.090909 | |
1674542930 | 1674571271 | t3_10jzgcs | t5_2to41 | 19 | Phoenix1592: TIFU by showing my coworker and employee a video with a sex toy in it.
One of my employees and I were discussing our pets and they made mention that they were getting a pet that I had. I showed them a video of said pet being cute and didn't realize that in the bottom half of the video is a very obvious dil... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1674545597 | 1674555438 | t3_10k03jo | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by touching a girl to comfort her but instead made her really uncomfortable
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Dry_Possibility_1389: If you feel so bad just apologise without making excuses, don't explain yourself. Just say you are sorry. Stop writing about it on the internet and talking to everyone except her about it and just... | 4 | 10 | |
1674549480 | 1674601511 | t3_10k0zxn | t5_2to41 | 12 | Ok_Benefit7428: TIFU by eating raw chicken from sonic
I got off work around three hours ago, craving popcorn chicken and mozzarella sticks. Where else does one go to satisfy that craving at 11pm other than Sonic? I grabbed my food and pulled into a
(dark) parking lot to eat my dinner and scroll Reddit.
I spent most of... | 4 | 3 |
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