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1674557703 | 1674803924 | t3_10k2uhe | t5_2to41 | 38,409 | NakedTitan: TIFU when I (19m) missed all the signs that my roommate (22f) was interested in me
[Update.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10kxe0r/tifupdate_i_contacted_my_ex_roommate_and)
My roommate moved out this morning. She's immigrating. The two of us have shared an apartment for almost 2 years. I've always... | 25 | 1,536.36 | |
1674559321 | 1674560547 | t3_10k392g | t5_2to41 | 40 | Rosaluckas10: TIFU by pushing a man to his near death at a train station in Paris
TW: extreme anxiety
So it happened a week ago and I’m still as shocked.
I landed in Paris with my gf at the airport CDG and took a train to the city. As I was carrying our luggage, my attention was mostly focused on the bags and missed... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1674560011 | 1674742067 | t3_10k3feb | t5_2to41 | 187 | HelpMePlz52: TIFUpdate 2.0 by sending my boss and coworkers multiple dick pics
[https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/107ccyb/tifupdate\_by\_sending\_my\_boss\_and\_coworkers/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/107ccyb/tifupdate_by_sending_my_boss_and_coworkers/)
Final update for everyone that keeps messaging... | 7 | 26.714286 | |
1674561021 | 1674650768 | t3_10k3p2o | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending a message meant for my therapist to my boss
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Scarantino42: A coworker of mine was working long distance and tried to text his gf "wanna jack off later?" but mistakenly sent it to our boss. Made my day.
So, it could be worse.
AcrobaticSource3: Did the boss agree to?
Sca... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1672688807 | 1672693666 | t3_101lnz6 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU when I accidently sent a nude picture to my families WhatApp group
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Neosam25: If you delete it from your phone, they won't see it anymore? It should just be a blur to them.
Imzadi76: That's not How it works. Once downloaded it's on their phone.
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1672689751 | 1672702602 | t3_101m2fs | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling in love with two monogamous women who want me to choose
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anothernewbeginning: Your fuck up happened a long time ago, when you entered into a poly relationship with your monogamous wife.
You’ve made so many unethical decisions it’s making my head spin. Leave them both and find someo... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1674570079 | 1674583207 | t3_10k6k5l | t5_2to41 | 3,005 | Aromatic-Heat2463: TIFU by not ending my Discord call
Obligatory this did not happen today, but yesterday.
It was about 11 PM, I had finished running some errands and I was home alone so I wanted to unwind and play some league of legends, so I sent a message to a guy whom I had added a few days prior after hitting it ... | 16 | 187.8125 | |
1672693147 | 1672873663 | t3_101nicq | t5_2to41 | 174 | [deleted]: TIFU and regret having had sex with three guys on new year eve
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Paranoia_Pizza: Honey, why? Why was it so wrong?
We're they disrespectful? Was the sex bad? Did you not enjoy it at the time? Or are you just conditioned to feel like "damaged goods" because we're so ingrained to feel like sex is this... | 11 | 15.818182 | |
1673788021 | 1673812665 | t3_10cjfxn | t5_2to41 | 23,817 | [deleted]: TIFU by scrolling through Reddit with my gf
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lindenberry: 185 lbs and 5'7" for those in the US.
edit: all I did was a conversion but getting lots of replies
Someone posted in the comments their weight loss journey and if their measurements are accurate, I thought this was interesting to see how pe... | 22 | 1,082.590909 | |
1674557907 | 1674575920 | t3_10k2w7p | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By eating in a hurry
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AcrobaticSource3: > burnt my neck
No, you mean you burnt your throat
Wolfies_Games: No. A bit deeper than that. Basically in the neck itself
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1672697951 | 1672709535 | t3_101pkyy | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU during sex by simply being Asian.
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I_am_INTJ: I respectfully disagree. This is not a FU. You two had a cultural misunderstanding that turned out to be cute and funny. The fact that you two are still together after all this time proves it wasn't a FU.
As for his sister, she needs to learn that ... | 4 | 3 | |
1672693756 | 1673288233 | t3_101nryv | t5_2to41 | 90 | Sad_Carrot_5694: TIFU not verifying my work return date
Mother of a 2 year old and 4 month old. Was living with my mom during lockdown when my first was born so I had a lot of extra help keeping on top of things as I’m very forgetful.
This time around my boyfriend and I are living on our own so I’ve been struggling ev... | 7 | 12.857143 | |
1672700412 | 1672717735 | t3_101qlzu | t5_2to41 | 9 | bigedthebad: TIFU trying to make potato pancakes
I'm a pretty good cook but a mostly by the book type, give me a recipe and it will fine but I'm not very creative. This happened yesterday.
Anyway, we had some mashed potatoes left over from Christmas and my wife and I had been going back and forth on making them for a... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1672700473 | 1672701862 | t3_101qn57 | t5_2to41 | 99 | dcforgie: TIFU when I got into 3 accidents in 24 months
First, I got pulled over for a speeding ticket, which i got back in 2021, then u slightly hit the bumper of a woman's car, then I rear-ended another car a few months ago. I was nervous about a rise in insurance, perhaps lose all my money in car repairs. After I fi... | 4 | 24.75 | |
1673264485 | 1673371558 | t3_107ccyb | t5_2to41 | 3,670 | HelpMePlz52: TIFUpdate by sending my boss and coworkers multiple dick pics
[https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1042by2/tifu\_by\_sending\_my\_boss\_and\_coworkers\_multiple/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1042by2/tifu_by_sending_my_boss_and_coworkers_multiple/)
UPDATE
For everyone that was messaging look... | 16 | 229.375 | |
1674580940 | 1674688896 | t3_10kaoej | t5_2to41 | 1,872 | OnePersonsThrowaway: TIFU by revealing my bondage kink to my entire family: wife, kids, siblings, in-laws, nephews, etc., in a botched attempt to reveal our Disney surprise.
I use a financial planning site called SmartyPig for lots of things. It's basically a goal setting account but you can set recurring payments so y... | 11 | 170.181818 | |
1674581354 | 1674628833 | t3_10kaumv | t5_2to41 | 84 | Adventurous_Ask578: TIFU real bad
This is a re write that makes more sense
Context:
So half way tru last year my gf who we’ll call G made friends with someone who we’ll call M. So M over time gained feelings for G and asked her out but G isn’t lesbian or bi, but M didn’t take that for an answer. Ever since then M has ... | 8 | 10.5 | |
1672704163 | 1672733844 | t3_101s5sl | t5_2to41 | 16,710 | adorbuzz: TIFU by agreeing to letting my boyfriend "troll" another women when I was high.
So, For back story two almost three years ago my boyfriend almost cheated on me (but I still considered it cheating but it didn't get past sexting because I found out via this girl sending me screenshots) with this random woman th... | 10 | 1,671 | |
1672703493 | 1672764141 | t3_101rvy6 | t5_2to41 | 1,072 | ohmahjah: TIFU by getting a little too eager with my new bidet
A few days ago, I developed a little friend on my asshole out of nowhere, and it was making my life very uncomfortable. I itched, it hurt to sit, and it was quite difficult to wipe after shitting.
Last night, I decided it was time to purchase a bidet since... | 8 | 134 | |
1672707493 | 1672711027 | t3_101tgvg | t5_2to41 | -12 | SingleDragonfruit551: TIFU I cheated on my girfriend by using OF while abroad, and got caught a while later.
Throw away account .This happened a while ago. Me (??m) had a girlfriend (??f). So this story started. I went out abroad to make some money because my whole life I was poor. I was working in a plantation as a pl... | 10 | -1.2 | |
1673098293 | 1673184394 | t3_105p3nm | t5_2to41 | 9,051 | RatedPForPoop: TIFU using the toilet in front of my gf
Throwaway.
A few days ago my gf (22) and I (25m) showered together. It doesn't happen often, but when it does happen, I make the most of it. I was kissing and touching my gf when I suddenly received a distress signal from my butthole. The message was clear. Number... | 11 | 822.818182 | |
1674584900 | 1674586412 | t3_10kcbos | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a lightsaber stuck inside my ass and having it unexpectedly come out during a heated argument with my parents about paying for my sister's wedding.
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shadesofwolves: So many questions.
OK_LK: Was OP naked from the waist down or fully naked when his parents came in and discussed weddin... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1672708761 | 1672709450 | t3_101tyoc | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with a dude who uses numbing solution.
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queenofhearts946: That is crazy . But the first thing that comes to my mind is people really just raw dog complete strangers? I feel like I read that a lot on here. Like do people not realize STIs are transmitted through oral as well?
yourea... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1672705044 | 1672717159 | t3_101sijh | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for a colleague at XMAS party
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Competitive_Shame317: Leave her alone, weirdo. She was just being nice.
aussie_nub: Don't listen to this OP. She may or may not have been into you and she went out of her way to message you on teams to keep in contact. "Hey there" is a mildly weird wa... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1674585784 | 1674588301 | t3_10kcp1e | t5_2to41 | 226 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking up with my boyfriend
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Careless-Comedian859: You have nothing to lose by reaching out, and everything to gain. Don't let your fear rule your life.
live_shyne_die_: This, you two are still very young but are able to have a mature talk about certain circumstances just as long as you s... | 3 | 75.333333 | |
1672709648 | 1672710755 | t3_101uaxr | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by being horny
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MajestaHazel: Stop exchanging child pornography.
Kaidu313: This. Kissing, or even fucking would be better than exchanging pictures, legally speaking. The law is much more lenient on Romeo+Juliet cases than it is on child porn cases.
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1672710996 | 1672749447 | t3_101utar | t5_2to41 | 827 | Cheops_Parishioner: TIFU by researching my family tree.
I have been interested in tracing my family history for some time. I finally got in contact with relatives on my mother's side and through various resources, documents and first hand written accounts I found out more than I bargained for.
The direct bloodlin... | 9 | 91.888889 | |
1672712024 | 1672752883 | t3_101v7hf | t5_2to41 | 489 | [deleted]: TIFU by puking on a guy I was hooking up with
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joe_botyov: These things used to happen in my life, then i gave up drinking.
Mima-kirigoeeee: To be honest, I’m thinking about that part of it too.
joe_botyov: It wouldn't have happened without alcohol, it wouldn't have happened on any other drugs eithe... | 8 | 61.125 | |
1674588466 | 1674588948 | t3_10kdsve | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu For cutting a guy did over my protection?
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Eig8t86: Wtf is a mousetool?
No_Yak9498: A weapon
Eig8t86: Like a didlo? Cause I am seeing micky mouse on Google images....
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1672714018 | 1672732766 | t3_101vxja | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by starting my 2023 by getting beat up
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realdonaldtrumpsucks: You are WAYYYY TOO young for this BS
lok65: Was I supposed to let her just disrespect me?
SybilCut: You think you *didn't* let her disrespect you when you let her bring you down to her level and beat you with experience? You disrespe... | 10 | 1.3 | |
1674588641 | 1674619512 | t3_10kdvey | t5_2to41 | 381 | bad-and-ugly: TIFU by getting my friend banned from Couchsurfing
I've been on BeWelcome, Trustroots and Warmshowers for years, and more recently I joined Couchers. They're hospex communities, alternatives to Couchsurfing (henceforth CS lol) . I was locked out of CS just in the beginning of the pandemic, when they start... | 6 | 63.5 | |
1674589679 | 1674590190 | t3_10keamz | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU for cutting guy off over being cautious about my protection
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Pur3strownu: Melee, ranged, or magic?
Mastakko: Common, uncommon, rare, or legendary?
No_Yak9498: It’s common to me but uncommon to others in a sense
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1672716974 | 1672717695 | t3_101wzqx | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU honestly how do I forget..
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Iamapartofthisworld: Sounds like she is not a friend. Good luck with your continued recovery, and happy new year too!
GamesFreakNerdPerson: Yea.. this year is for growth and moving forward to make better decisions. Happy new year!
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1672717839 | 1672778713 | t3_101xalc | t5_2to41 | 413 | Ill_Dare5628: TIFU by cheating with my best friend’s gf
Throwaway account for obvious reasons. This happened 2 nights ago, and for backstory, my best friend and I have been the closest since before highschool and we are long graduated now. Before we continue, I know that I am fully in the wrong, and this is more of a ... | 6 | 68.833333 | |
1674592151 | 1674640501 | t3_10kfbnv | t5_2to41 | 144 | m4vis: TIFU by falling for a Reddit sob story scam
This happened a couple months ago. I’m scrolling Reddit and I see a post from a woman complaining about a bad financial situation she’s in bc of her abusive ex. The gist of it is that she’s out of money and her ex didn’t pay his child support that week, and is generall... | 9 | 16 | |
1674592620 | 1674596794 | t3_10kfipm | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting my sons senior trip money was due
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AllanfromWales1: [Is this you](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10kfbnv/tifu_by_falling_for_a_reddit_sob_story_scam/)?
thatCapNCrunch: You again? It isn’t the same account. What gives you the impression that these two accounts belong to one... | 5 | 1 | |
1674591788 | 1674676346 | t3_10kf6at | t5_2to41 | 5,854 | Lvl100Magikarp: TIFU by not knowing how to pee properly for 30+ years
Welp, I just found out that I have apparently been peeing incorrectly my whole life. I squeeze my pee out and the stream comes out like a pressure washer. Not because I need to, but just because I'm impatient.
Apparently, you're NOT supposed to do ... | 14 | 418.142857 | |
1672719230 | 1672720970 | t3_101xryw | t5_2to41 | -2 | Operationalinsanity: TIFU by finding out the girl that gave me head is a psycho
I was at a party a while back and this girl was giving me “fuck me” eyes so I was like “aight”. She gave me head. It was pretty bad. Her teeth kept hitting my dick, she kept making tons of weird moans, but I was pretty hard so I had some pr... | 5 | -0.4 | |
1672720230 | 1672721830 | t3_101y4l7 | t5_2to41 | 286 | gertrudetrain: TIFU by letting the boys in my year find out I have a crush on my teacher
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
recently my friends have been hanging out with this certain group of boys in my year quite frequently. they've been invited to many meet-ups, several parties, and a collective groupchat has been made wi... | 4 | 71.5 | |
1672719824 | 1672765918 | t3_101xzjg | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my sister's pictures for my Tinder profile
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oJRODo: Sorry you feel that way. As a guy it sucks being 5'7" when 6' is the thing most women want. We are all different and dating isnt always easy. Dont be jealous! Looks are not everything! (Seriously!) I have a big nose and was bullied by... | 3 | 15 | |
1672721073 | 1672768053 | t3_101yelj | t5_2to41 | 1,011 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a threesome with my ex’s friends
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TonyTuffStuff: What drunken foolish things?
Mobealobe: It’s so embarrassing. I wandered around their house in the nude (they still had guests there) and then tried to find somewhere to sleep. I stumbled into the husband’s elderly father’s room, crawle... | 14 | 72.214286 | |
1672721515 | 1672731880 | t3_101yjzf | t5_2to41 | 17 | TinyFollowing162: TIFU by commenting in my coworkers desk photos
So this happened a few years ago, but this story still cracks me and coworker up.
So my program was transferred into a completely different department after a year so I had to completely start from scratch with the team I was joining. Although I am prett... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1672722996 | 1672901494 | t3_101z24n | t5_2to41 | 4 | mf48AD: TIFU by being a creep
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Vast_Reflection: Tell your therapist about this. This is obsession/infatuation and means you’re lacking something in your life. Your previous girlfriends, did you feel this way about them?
mf48AD: Guess so, your probably right. Onto the next coping mechanism ig
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1672723638 | 1672814403 | t3_101z9vt | t5_2to41 | 6 | your_typical_bloke: TIFU By Accidentally Left My Friends Over While They Were Waiting For Me
This happened just 5 minutes ago. I (17M) am supposed to go to the museum with my friends (idk if they still consider me as one of their friends after this). The day before, i fell sick, but I recovered in time to go.
Time sk... | 3 | 2 | |
1672720409 | 1672770493 | t3_101y6rt | t5_2to41 | 0 | Gilmourbreathe: TIFU “not getting the hint” and calling the wrong name in bed
I actually don’t know how I feel about this. It all started when a friend of mine invited me to get drinks with my classmates. I wasn’t going to the faculty that much because im planning to drop it next year but ı thought it would be great to... | 3 | 0 | |
1672725282 | 1672726107 | t3_101zst4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with a Phuket cougar
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Songbringer90: Go get tested, simple.
Why the constant mentions of her being Thai though? Feels cringey. Her being Thai doesn't immediately mean you have a higher chance of catching a STD. You could have easily just said an older woman.
Celleris: Because Th... | 4 | 1 | |
1674601052 | 1674623745 | t3_10kizmw | t5_2to41 | -46 | fuckyou7474765: TIFU by cutting corners and causing an accident
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416shotta: Tragic accident that injured coworkers… but I don’t see what the deal is. Buddy you’re gonna get cooked and deservedly so
fuckyou7474765: Accidents happen, like bro nobody died
lolgobbz: THEY COULD HAVE, YOU TWAT.
Code and procedure e... | 4 | -11.5 | |
1672726892 | 1672734939 | t3_1020b5i | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by a dream I had last week
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Fun-Pea-880: 1. It's just a dream
2. Your boyfriend is blowing it out of proportion
If he keeps this up, he will push you to leave him.
shadesofwolves: I once had an ex who text me "okay" once. Red flag central, am I right?!
Fun-Pea-880: Did she say "okay" in quotes... | 14 | 0.214286 | |
1673748817 | 1673822925 | t3_10c7r2w | t5_2to41 | 16,080 | ChaosOfTheAbyss: TIFU by going to the toilet at 2am without a top on and flashing my sisters boyfriend
I am absolutely mortified right now. This happened legit like 10 minutes ago. Right now it’s 2am, and I live with my parents and sister. My sister is 16 while I’m 19. My parents had a party earlier and she had her boy... | 12 | 1,340 | |
1672728084 | 1672870986 | t3_1020o4u | t5_2to41 | 219 | [deleted]: Tifu by not complimenting my girlfriend of 8 years once at the movies and not she has broken up because of it
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The_Amoeba_King: A woman wont do that over a single compliment. There is more to the situation
aussie_nub: >A ***sane*** woman
I'm not saying OP is telling us the whole truth, but there... | 11 | 19.909091 | |
1674001446 | 1674082135 | t3_10esjy0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my ring and ruining supper
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AcrobaticSource3: Was this a special wedding ring or just a regular ring?
RudeSprinkles1240: The ring used in your ceremony usually has a great sentimental value, I think.
Ocean_Spice: Pretty sure they were asking if it was a wedding ring or a normal ring t... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1672728782 | 1672730701 | t3_1020vmb | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU for accepting a girl's invitation
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Status_Potato-Large: A high school graduation party in January?
[deleted]: The ceremony had already taken place in November, but the owners wanted to throw a big party and until now they were able to do it... No idea
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1674604799 | 1674715756 | t3_10kkg6g | t5_2to41 | 239 | ididabadone: TIFU by abusing my ADHD medication
TIFU by abusing my adhd medication.
please pardon formatting errors and typos, am mobile.
I recently started on Ritalin following a diagnosis for adhd which explains quite a bit of my past, like school performance and things like that. I excelled in English and histo... | 7 | 34.142857 | |
1674242881 | 1674245987 | t3_10h5tqs | t5_2to41 | 251 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realising my crush actually had a crush on me but I was just dumb.
I just saw another person post something similar here. Mine's kinda similar story so thought why not share.
Around 9 years ago, when I was in school I had this MAJOR crush on this girl, let's call her L. She was this silent kind... | 5 | 50.2 | |
1672723645 | 1672849551 | t3_101z9y3 | t5_2to41 | 85 | boringhoul: TIFU by making garlic bread
I live with my sister in two bedroom apartment, it’s not like a big house, but it has enough space for both of us. Because of this, smells travel around the place, so when someone is cooking in the kitchen, you can tell no matter where you are in the apartment. Another thing impo... | 5 | 17 | |
1674604940 | 1674668866 | t3_10kkiiw | t5_2to41 | 3 | Shadow3456TB: TIFU By assuming a student at my Uni I find really attractive studied something she actually did not
Well, just as the title says, for some reason I had assumed this woman studied in the education faculty, but it turned out she's an engineering major.
The TIFU comes into action when I decided to engage i... | 3 | 1 | |
1672734478 | 1672735334 | t3_1022j6u | t5_2to41 | -1 | Dry_Ad_1090: TIFU by snitching on my sister and her friend for doing edibles
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seekTRUTH33boldly: I mean, money is hard to come by these days and to have enough is a whole different conversation all together; so I feel ya on being upset with her using parents' money on that...
Not sure how I personally would h... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1672735213 | 1672766521 | t3_1022qni | t5_2to41 | 808 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at who my (25f) boyfriend (24m) follows on instagram
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krishisnotmyrealname: i dont understand the people who have porn outside the incognito tab
Linkwair: Because when you are older nobody is suppose to look what is on your phone.
Capt-Javi: This. Is part of your personal space. What... | 12 | 67.333333 | |
1672733800 | 1672799722 | t3_1022cck | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a New Years kiss
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Lord_Jefe: There’s a lot to unpack here.
First off, you need some professional help in dealing with the trauma you have. You can’t get into a relationship until you’re ok with you.
Secondly, I think your friend might be the lying as they felt bad for hurting you... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1674611282 | 1674666492 | t3_10kmstp | t5_2to41 | 6 | 238bazinga: TIFU by being helpful (apparently)
Obligatory: this was over a year ago.
In September 2021, I was hired as a ramp agent, contracted to Spirit Airlines. I trained in Newark for a week and opened the station in October. I enjoyed the job - more the crew than the work - and as one of the 4 who opened the stat... | 3 | 2 | |
1674615541 | 1674665101 | t3_10ko99j | t5_2to41 | 761 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with the person who conducted my job interview
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PicardTangoAlpha: He could do the right thing, admit the truth to his colleagues, bow out and ask them to have a do over. He shouldn't have stayed in it.
Aquaticbadger: Lol and you think your first impression of someone being that ... | 10 | 76.1 | |
1672845580 | 1672918262 | t3_103651h | t5_2to41 | 15,715 | gamerfanforlife: TIFU by not realizing my stepfather never had a son
So some context first. My mother cheated on my dad with with stepfather over 10 years ago and they have been married for 7 years now. I never really gave my stepfather a chance because of that. I wasn’t rude or a jerk to him I just didn’t want to go a... | 18 | 873.055556 | |
1674615679 | 1674679358 | t3_10kob88 | t5_2to41 | 81 | allyrachel: TIFU by sitting on a knife blade
Didn’t happen today but last Thursday. NSFW for optional bloody images.
I, 26F, carry a self defense knife keychain, [this exact one](https://www.coldsteel.com/urban-pal/) on the regular. My boyfriend has the larger version, and his is relatively secure. Typically, my blade... | 6 | 13.5 | |
1673500928 | 1673611753 | t3_109ra2v | t5_2to41 | 8,848 | G-Town_Exile: TIFU by shaving my balls in anticipation of sexy time and ending the day with a vasectomy instead
This happened in late October 2022.
3 pieces of vital background:
(1) My brother (M42) and SIL (F42) had an unplanned but not unwelcome 4th child in March. The age gap between my new nephew and their next ... | 12 | 737.333333 | |
1672743911 | 1672780242 | t3_1025asq | t5_2to41 | 9,436 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my gym trainer and getting pregnant.
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stupv: If you're not ready for the demands of motherhood, seek an abortion. It's not worth derailing the next 5+ years of your education/career for an accidental child. If you want it, great, if you're not sure please God don't just do it a... | 21 | 449.333333 | |
1674622599 | 1674672751 | t3_10kpww5 | t5_2to41 | 40 | tr14l: Trauma isn't the same as racism. Prejudice, certainly.
But yeah, OP needs to get to therapy or something. I understand trauma, but allowing yourself to shun an entire people is not a healthy response.
thrwayhairbortion: Trauma isn't an excuse for racism, prejudice, or xenophobia.
tr14l: Being scared because of... | 16 | 2.5 | |
1674103518 | 1674108352 | t3_10fsqg2 | t5_2to41 | 17 | smol-dev: TIFU by asking friends if they're awake
This is a story that spans across time, a story that now serves as a lesson on slang. For a while now, I have been sending my friends "u up" when I'm awake and bored. One day, I sent this phrase to a former friend of mine. They had realized that I may not have known wha... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1672747250 | 1672793248 | t3_1026c8u | t5_2to41 | 1,689 | Fiery_Hand: TIFU by winning a painting contest
Didn't happen today, but in 2020, during early stages of a covid pandemic.
I \[35M then\] used to work in a travel agency. Travel industry got hit really hard and basically stopped to do anything but finding ways in trying to keep current clients from withdrawing their mo... | 7 | 241.285714 | |
1672750685 | 1672782571 | t3_1027k23 | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by Breaking my PS4 after IT expert dumped me
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ektat_sgurd: Pay the man !! It won't be a service to an ex anymore, it will be work.
CV2nm: Just be upfront like "I know you hate me, but I will give you money if you fix my PS4 plz, thank you"
Killb0t47: Yeah. Money is money. Ask how much he wou... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1674634307 | 1674634927 | t3_10ktovs | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering a sex doll. Should I cancel the order?
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DownrightDrewski: Seems a lot of money for what is essentially a large and hard to clean flashlight... I think you've answered your own question.
Suninmyface2020: Fleshlight*
DownrightDrewski: Ah, I love autocorrect...
| 4 | 3 | |
1674634394 | 1674669049 | t3_10ktpl9 | t5_2to41 | 12,253 | Taika_Jameson: TIFU by asking my boyfriend (M28) if he is buff yet.
My boyfriend who is very overweight started working out 2 weeks ago. I've been away celebrating Chinese New Year with my relatives for about a week, and I kept getting snide comments about my boyfriend's appearance and how I could do better the whole ... | 16 | 765.8125 | |
1674636244 | 1674647391 | t3_10ku5do | t5_2to41 | 85 | schlammydummy: TIFU by accidentally texting my ex of 3 years
This fuck up just happened, and I feel like a complete moron.
I work 12 hour overnight shifts from 6pm-6am and it can get pretty boring in the wee morning hours when there’s nothing going on. It’s 3am, I’m scrolling through tiktok, and there’s a trend where... | 9 | 9.444444 | |
1674636845 | 1674680153 | t3_10kua9z | t5_2to41 | 148 | _Reyne: TIFU by trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich with a clothes iron
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Devittraisedto2: You do know you were supposed to cover the bread with aluminium foil right
slider728: Huh…never thought of foil. We used to make them with an iron by putting the sandwich in a brown paper bag and then putting the ir... | 8 | 18.5 | |
1674636970 | 1674664289 | t3_10kuba4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | jus-de-pomme: TIFU by trying to book a flight
UPDATE** Was able to dispute this as fraud, hooray!!!
Hello all, as someone who isn’t very financially comfortable, I am in utter distress. Earlier I was trying to book a flight with Hawaiian airlines and everything went through.. except it didn’t. My money was taken from... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1672754089 | 1672811618 | t3_1028uao | t5_2to41 | 1,958 | thraauntuncomfy: TIFU by making my aunt uncomfortable for years
TIFU by realising I've been making my aunt uncomfortable for years.
Didn't happen today, it was stuff I did as a kid, using a throwaway account.
I (16m) have an aunt (3?f), who comes around to my grandparents place a lot.
A bit of background: My parents... | 7 | 279.714286 | |
1674653547 | 1674702501 | t3_10kxe0r | t5_2to41 | 94 | humboldt77: THIS. Build your budget around flying out to see her every couple months. Use travel sites like kayak, hopper, Scottscheapflights. Long distance is hard, but it can work. You two were compatible as roommates, had chemistry, want each other - you’ve already done a test run at a relationship, make it happen!
... | 17 | 5.529412 | |
1674650039 | 1674716242 | t3_10kxlto | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting a dumb joke while high on reddit
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monstblitz: Mods are like cops. Some of them do it for the right reasons, others do it because they were bullied in high school and want some authority.
WhatWasThatYouSaid41: # For the record, OP is lying:
https://preview.redd.it/5kyl6xlh9aea1.jpeg... | 10 | 4.9 | |
1672755953 | 1672940274 | t3_1029icg | t5_2to41 | 18 | Traditional-Olive804: TIFU because I was too excited for my gift…
I’m incredibly selfish and spoiled.
I’ve been wanting a new flute for a while but musical instruments are quite expensive in general.
It all started when my dad suggested that I was allowed to choose a birthday gift within a certain budget.
Although a f... | 11 | 1.636364 | |
1674654335 | 1674668544 | t3_10kyycu | t5_2to41 | 20 | Rodrigo_B_Ramos: TIFU by not getting A+ in math, ended up in a fight with 4 people.
That actually happened years ago when I was in High School. I'm also not a native english speaker.
For some context, in my country the average height of a fully grow male is around 5'5 feet tall, I had 15/16 years and 6'1 at the tim... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1674655489 | 1674679821 | t3_10kzcy8 | t5_2to41 | -11 | No-Replacement-5698: TIFU By Accidentally Dropping My Tamagotchi In The Toilet
So it all started this morning. I got out of bed, ate breakfast, and got dressed. After a few minutes, I got a really bad stomach cramp. I immediately went to the bathroom, forgetting I still had my tamagotchi in my pocket. He had been beepi... | 13 | -0.846154 | |
1674655982 | 1674661842 | t3_10kzj9h | t5_2to41 | 58 | urbeing2loud: TIFU by over sharing at work
I feel so stupid right now.
Background: my brother is trying to change jobs (and succeeding it most likely this week, but there’s always that 1% that could go wrong) because his current work is a toxic environment.
Someone from my department who I barely speak to said she w... | 8 | 7.25 | |
1672759428 | 1673768725 | t3_102atbj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with my ex
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joemoorcarz: What does khs man?
psychotic_catalyst: Kill himself
joemoorcarz: Thanks
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1674658779 | 1674761423 | t3_10l0khe | t5_2to41 | 18 | Zyrocks: TIFU by trying to close my roomates door.
I live in the first floor of a two story house. On the top floor, my roomate lives with her couple. I rarely go upstairs because, well I have no business there. Last week they called me up and I accidently left a card that I needed today. I should mention that for arou... | 3 | 6 | |
1674659662 | 1674662771 | t3_10l0x0w | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by possibly showing my dad my vibrator
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ClassBShareHolder: As a father, I’d rather my daughter have a healthy sexual relationship with herself than an unhealthy one with a partner, or worse, random partners.
I wouldn’t be concerned. If he asks, tell him it’s your led emergency flashlight!
Pla... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1674660392 | 1674718945 | t3_10l17ks | t5_2to41 | 18 | ThrowingAnxiety: TIFU by not being able to come during my first time
Technically this didn't happen today, this happened over the span of the last three months. But hey, today was the day where it all culminated in a glorious finale.
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A few basics first; I am a college freshman who just moved out of his p... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1672762494 | 1672792127 | t3_102c1al | t5_2to41 | 18,282 | thuckyou: TIFU by repeatedly shooting my boss in the head [UPDATE]
Almost two weeks ago, I repeatedly shot my boss in the head at a paintball event with some colleagues from work. If you haven’t read that post, I’ve copied it here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zv2uhr/tifu\_by\_repeatedly\_shooting\_my\_boss\... | 14 | 1,305.857143 | |
1672762846 | 1672771033 | t3_102c6pr | t5_2to41 | 112 | LunaticMS: TIFU by sending a "daddy" message to a 250-person Discord server
Potentially-misleading post title because the actual message I sent was non-sexual but basically what happened was I was watching a TV show my girlfriend had already seen, and one of the protagonists gets a hug from his father that was a long t... | 3 | 37.333333 | |
1674664349 | 1674680953 | t3_10l2tm8 | t5_2to41 | 45 | n-rhymes: TIFU by making a phone call
This actually happened about 30 years ago, back in the dark ages when people didn’t own mobile phones. I know, primitive, right?
Now, for any millennials out there who have ever wondered what those strange glass boxes are they see from time to time by the side of the street, t... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1672764723 | 1673226871 | t3_102cyc0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | peepeepoopaccount: TIFU by lying to my friends about my educational status
Obligatory this didn’t happen today.
I’m a teacher in my 40’s in NYC and I’m my free time, I enjoy playing trivia with a group of friends. I have known these people for years.
Years ago when I met them, they all had advanced degrees but I o... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1674666401 | 1674686036 | t3_10l3nm2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | fear_me_mortal: TIFU by accidentally eating a really strong chocolate weed edible without knowing what it was (I'm 15)
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Piff_Piffington: Not a doctor so I might be wrong (although many years of cannabis and psychedlic use), but alot of your experience is leading me to believe it may possibly have been a mushro... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1672766433 | 1672842671 | t3_102do1p | t5_2to41 | 7,068 | tifu_celery: TIFU by adding "The Celery Man" to the name of my friend on his resume which he did not notice
My friend has a bad habit of not double checking or revising his work. Earlier in 2022 he asked me to look at his resume as he was looking to apply for new jobs. I said sure. Let's say his name was Tom Henderson.... | 16 | 441.75 | |
1674670373 | 1674753220 | t3_10l5bgo | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my girlfriends earring on my night stand
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AcrobaticSource3: > it was either hers or one of my cousins
Plot twist: it in fact was one of the cousins, and OP is cheating on the girlfriend with the cousin
Lem0n_Lem0n: Both of them wears the exact same earring...
FlyingSpagetiMonsta... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1673711104 | 1673749702 | t3_10bri89 | t5_2to41 | 19,218 | ComfortableKar: TIFU by forgetting to attend a wedding
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nopefoffprettyplease: You are a bit of a jerk, but probably a sincere apology and maybe a nice wedding gift will smooth it over. If you don't apologise soon, it will just grow awkward and the relationship will die. Apologising now might turn it into a fun... | 13 | 1,478.307692 | |
1672767909 | 1672773743 | t3_102ea98 | t5_2to41 | 28 | RedVelvet2397: TIFU by trying to nair my asshole
so i am a non-binary amab person and i have extremely hairy legs, as well as other areas. Today i decided enough was enough, i cant stand this shit, im going to nair my entire body. So i went in the bathroom stripped and began to apply nair all over my legs, after using ... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1672769171 | 1672796456 | t3_102eu7n | t5_2to41 | 3,794 | PiresMagicFeet: TIFU by getting my girlfriend a Christmas Present
So obviously not today, but Christmas was the beginning of my TIFU travails that have now lasted me over a week. Maybe you guys will get a chuckle out of it I've been dating my girlfriend for about 8 months, so this was our first Christmas and New Years ... | 10 | 379.4 | |
1674671207 | 1674683482 | t3_10l5o9e | t5_2to41 | 139 | Sangwooscvmsock: TIFU by letting my bf meet my guy friends unsupervised by me
A little backstory to get you guys started.
This is the second time I’m dating my bf. The reason we broke up was because of me I’ll be honest. I was having a lot of mental issues at the time so I thought it was best for him to not be in... | 6 | 23.166667 | |
1672771777 | 1672861535 | t3_102fyx4 | t5_2to41 | 46 | skellytoninthecloset: TIFU by accidently hitting the order sign at McDonald's with my truck.
I was trying to get a quick bite for my kid and I before I took her to a play date. School restarts tomorrow and I wanted to make sure she has one last day of fun before break is over. We were really excited and quickly out the... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1674671385 | 1674676200 | t3_10l5qyo | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not appreciating my girlfriend
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astlo1441: bruh what is this
XxFrostxX: Self accountability this happens in a lot of relationships and this is why girls leave we gotta do better guys
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1672775025 | 1672801613 | t3_102hcgb | t5_2to41 | 76 | Jlitus21: TIFU by writing a love letter and getting broken up with
This happened about 2 weeks ago. I (23M) had been seeing a girl (22F) for about 4 months. We met on Tinder as you do when you're this age, and from the start we instantly clicked. I was staying over her apt 4-5 days a week, and going straight there from... | 3 | 25.333333 | |
1672778504 | 1672780700 | t3_102isok | t5_2to41 | 28 | Recent_Mud5355: TIFU having an open relationship
I (20f) have been with my partner (21m) for a few years.
We have recently started been seeing other people- it was a mutual decision based on the fact we have lost our bedroom spark but other than that we both would be inconvenienced by separating due to living together ... | 3 | 9.333333 |
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