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1413007435 | 1413079680 | t3_2ixcwn | t5_2to41 | 61 | vertigoelation: TIFU by giving my girlfriend my phone with pictures of her engagement ring that she doesn't know about.
I bought my girl friend a ring this past week. I sent a few pictures to her best friend to get the proper approval since her style is unique. After everything was said and done I sent another picture ... | 8 | 7.625 | |
1413007720 | 1413008888 | t3_2ixd6g | t5_2to41 | 10 | Thefattestasses: TIFU by fucking up the best thing that's ever happened to me. So. Many. Feels.
I apologize for the length, but this takes place of a long period of time. Skip to the bottom of you must.
Okay. So this fuck started about two years ago, and has finally come into fruition about 20 minutes ago.
I was 10 ... | 5 | 2 | |
1413006564 | 1413045587 | t3_2ixc0t | t5_2to41 | 113 | jmont96: TIFU by unknowingly ignoring three girls text messages.
Really happened last night and today, so yeah sigh.
Longtime redditor, first time poster. Mostly because I've never had any good to contribute until now.
BACKGROUND: 18 just finished HS and going to local university in my area. Three girlfriends who I ... | 4 | 28.25 | |
1413006616 | 1413052698 | t3_2ixc2g | t5_2to41 | 271 | TheMapesHotel: TIFU by pushing my cat into the toilet
I have cats. I prefer not to listen to them loose their shit when I try to use the bathroom by myself, so if no one is home I do my business with the door open. They often follow me in.
Today the cat took it a step further by jumping onto the toilet seat. He just ... | 5 | 54.2 | |
1413010573 | 1413027868 | t3_2ixful | t5_2to41 | 2 | jribby26: "TIFU" I Accidently Put Something In My But
Audifred6267: Was it full strenghth beer at least?
jribby26: To be specific it was an 8 inch glass bottle of corona..... yum
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413012039 | 1413073236 | t3_2ixh4n | t5_2to41 | 6,277 | Miles360x: TIFU by thinking of PayDay 2 at my local bank
I was going to my local bank in order to get a replacement debit card. As soon as I enter the bank I begin to look at the cameras and vault access thinking of PayDay 2. I catch myself and continue to the desk and ask for my replacement debit card.
She tells me "... | 13 | 482.846154 | |
1413013321 | 1413033382 | t3_2ixi62 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU and ruined my life.
So since I was young my family always liked to travel around the world and see places and got bored of staying in the same place for too long, Money was never an issue, my dad owned a company that does business and makes him a lot of money without even going to the office, I was 16 b... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1413011372 | 1413018770 | t3_2ixgjr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by crashing my friend's car.
Now she's extremely upset (understandably so), and her car isn't totaled but has some reasonably bad damage in the front. Unfortunately she didn't have collision coverage. She's 16 and her father poured his entire savings into this old Mercedes for her, and he couldn't affor... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413012236 | 1413044921 | t3_2ixhb9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Spookymomma: TIFU and scared the piss out of my cat.
...I sprained a muscle in my shoulder blade/upper back the other day and haven't had any real use of my right arm for a few days now. Nothing too major but it hurts like a mofo. I am unable to lift anything heavier than a magazine with my primary hand and my offhand ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413014113 | 1413034485 | t3_2ixirk | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking up with my girlfriend
This happened yesterday/a few hours ago.
So me and my girlfriend have been having issues lately, and I finally found out she had been cheating on me. I call her and start yelling at her, asking her why she did it. She said something about not even liking me in the firs... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1413006962 | 1413036081 | t3_2ixcfm | t5_2to41 | 9 | LForTer: TIFU by trying to take a hot shower.
So it's friday night I feel a bit sad and alone but I got a call from a friend, she was throwing a party and invited me over so since i didnt had plans and my crush waa going to be there , I agreed. Its around 8 pm and it's a bit cold so I wanted to take a hot shower unfor... | 3 | 3 | |
1413019402 | 1413020277 | t3_2ixmnc | t5_2to41 | 7 | Kettellkorn: TIFU by leaving the pregnancy test box in my car.
My girlfriend wasn't feeling well for a week or so, so we decided to get a pregnancy test for her. I got to her house and took the test out of the box leaving the box in the car. (I didnt want to just take the box in and have to explain to her dad what it w... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413022367 | 1413023183 | t3_2ixotg | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating my mother in laws dead skin from her feet
expelream: What the actual fuck man, don't put things you see on the floor in to your mouth...
Schmillt: Yeah I was thinking that was a bit odd whilst typing the post. But the house is incredibly clean normally. And it was only a dab on my tongue. I w... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1413024573 | 1413039016 | t3_2ixqid | t5_2to41 | 10 | alpoalpoalpo: TIFU by listening to Reddit
I was out really late last night. I woke up today hungover at about 12pm. I usually need to stay in bed for a while and let my brain heal from the damage I did to it the night before, but I really had to make it to Grandma's by 1PM for Sunday dinner. I just suck it up and roll ... | 5 | 2 | |
1413020736 | 1413063613 | t3_2ixnl9 | t5_2to41 | 323 | itakepicssometimes: TIFU by saying "stay positive!"
A life long family friend of mine recently told me he was diagnosed HIV+. He delivered it that way as well. He said "I tested positive for HIV." My immediate reaction was to tell him the most important thing to do was to stay positive.
ask_me_if_Im_lying: At least yo... | 4 | 80.75 | |
1413020963 | 1413062305 | t3_2ixnqf | t5_2to41 | 6 | HeloRising: TIFU By costing myself $125 for a lug nut
So the other day I go outside and find the tire on my car flat. Fuck. I need to get to work.
I haul out the doughnut, slide the jack in place, and start jacking with all my might. Flat tire comes off, doughnut goes on, and despite the blasting heat it's working mor... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1413025473 | 1413030994 | t3_2ixr9o | t5_2to41 | 4 | spacekitty123: TIFU by letting my father-in-law use my shower
osomabinsemen: My friends dad has a bottle of vagasil in his bathroom and we couldn't ever figure out why.
DisfunkyMonkey: Perhaps the reason is transparent.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413033908 | 1413047007 | t3_2ixyqe | t5_2to41 | 68 | bayern300: TIFU by talking to an old high school teacher
This just happened a few minutes ago. I'm not a writer and its a bit on the lengthy side so bear with me.
So my brother had his SATs this morning (matter of fact, his in there as we speak so good luck lil bro). Anyway my mom was supposed to take him to his high ... | 7 | 9.714286 | |
1413033566 | 1413041076 | t3_2ixyco | t5_2to41 | 5 | ChalkyWhite23: TIFU by banging my co-worker
I work with a large group of people. We all came from different parts of the country to do the same thing, so naturally our shared experience made us all pretty close friends. Well, a few nights ago, we're all out as a group (about 50 of us), getting tanked and listening to l... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413030949 | 1413073045 | t3_2ixvuh | t5_2to41 | 11 | MajorBen1997: TIFU by not reading my Common App essay prompt closely enough.
Yesterday is the day that I finished my college essays and submitted them, along with my common app, to my first and second choice, UC: Boulder and Colorado State respectively.
I was so proud of my essay, my friends said it was fantastic, m... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1413038613 | 1413146971 | t3_2iy4dm | t5_2to41 | 611 | CheeseAndCrackersMan: TIFU by Having Sex in an Outhouse
The title kind of gives it away, but I’m still going to try and give a good narrative of what happened.
My wife and I recently went camping with her parents. They’re great people, and we do get along, but they still really intimidate me and I’m nervous whenever I... | 10 | 61.1 | |
1413038879 | 1413046475 | t3_2iy4o9 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU my test
I was done typing out my essay and so I had about 5 minutes to look through, and so after a brief review I decided to change my lead in sentence since it was a bit boring. Little did I know that the test ended halfway in the midst of retyping my sentence, and the system closed. So I'll be sendin... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1413040540 | 1413041500 | t3_2iy6ya | t5_2to41 | 35 | blandsrules: TIFU by nearly freezing my co-worker to death
I have been working in Nunavut quite a bit this summer doing arctic resupply runs (in case anyone doesn't know, Nunavut is a huge northern territory in Canada where the Inuit live). It is beginning to get cold here now, and was about -6 celsius before windchill... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1413041978 | 1413042278 | t3_2iy8x1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | zitping: TIFU by being sleepy.
I didn't go to bed until 4 AM.
In my super sleepy rush to get out and off to work I grabbed my vape and juice, extra battery for the e-cig, my wallet, my phone, my Swiss Army knife, my pen, and my keys.
Did the usual, walked out the door, locking it while walking out, went down the side... | 3 | 1 | |
1413042340 | 1413078796 | t3_2iy9gt | t5_2to41 | 57 | Tizy: TIFU by confessing my love for a girl.
This is a girl I've met only online, but she lives a couple of hours away in the same state. This girl is absolutely perfect in my eyes. I would do anything, ANYTHING to be with her. I've known her for over a year now, and we don't talk a lot anymore... but last night I sent... | 7 | 8.142857 | |
1413043142 | 1413052866 | t3_2iyall | t5_2to41 | 32 | davidmhoward94: TIFU by trying to help someone at the park.
I went on a walk through the trail at a local park. As I was walking I noticed a rather large gentleman who appeared to be collapsed on his side next to the trail. I rushed up to him to see if he needed assistance. I blurt out "Are you okay?" Immediately after... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1413043267 | 1413053429 | t3_2iyas1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ladyalot: TIFU by sleeping on my right side.
A little background: I have two kittens, and they. Break. Everything. I'm also dating a guy who loves tech, and in doing so, is very protective of his stuff. He trusts me though, and always gives me a chance to prove I won't fuck up his beloved stuff.
Well...
He has some s... | 3 | 1 | |
1413044393 | 1413047966 | t3_2iychy | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by remembering an episode of Home Improvement at the wrong time
I feel like this post is already going to be long, so I figure why not make it longer by giving some backstory. For almost two years now I have been taking long walks probably 4-5 times a week. I started doing this because of a long-distanc... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1413045225 | 1413093739 | t3_2iydsa | t5_2to41 | -8 | AcrylicBomb: TIFU by shitting in a arcade in Vietnam
This was about 10 years ago when I was 8 years old.
I am of Vietnamese-American descent and that summer my mom, sister, and two aunts that immigrated to U.S. post-war decided to take me to Vietnam because i needed to "Experience my roots".
I spent an awful month... | 4 | -2 | |
1413045149 | 1413098676 | t3_2iydo9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | purplestainedpuddle: TIFU Gluttony and the Porcelain throne
This is happening now.
I absolutely adore dairy products. Cheese, butter, cream; you get the idea.
I am highly lactose intolerant.
Basically, decided to treat myself to a nice albeit fancy dinner. Roast potatoes with heavy cream, chicken cordon bleu mozzare... | 4 | 6 | |
1413043533 | 1413270246 | t3_2iyb5x | t5_2to41 | 15 | hiphopkilledmyhamste: TIFU by typing out my thoughts
So I work in a store, and the business isn't doing well. And by not doing well, I mean we get an average of 4 customers per day. The manager often takes his anger out on me by nagging me about the most pointless things. "Why arn't you studying the type of dog food we... | 5 | 3 | |
1413045490 | 1413049876 | t3_2iye7j | t5_2to41 | 6 | LoftyLawnChair: TIFU by telling my roommate I have done acid
Three weeks ago, I moved to a different state to go to university. My new roommate has been a super chill guy the whole time I have known him. We have connected quite well, and hang out a lot of the time we are not in classes. We have smoked weed together and... | 3 | 2 | |
1413044846 | 1413070020 | t3_2iyd6b | t5_2to41 | 109 | Dear_Watson: TIFU by spitting instead of swallowing... (SFW)
Well last night I fucked up. Bad.
For the record I am a guy, and this story is completely SFW.
So last night me and a friend were hangout at this haunted farm attraction and it got chilly and started raining so we decided to go over to the covered snack sta... | 5 | 21.8 | |
1413034165 | 1413105789 | t3_2ixz09 | t5_2to41 | 21 | BoerMaakNPlaan: TIFU By not cooking my breakfast enough
tldr/abstract: shit my pants in a house that I didn't live in and several ridiculous events followed afterwards
Yesterday morning I started my day by cooking a breakfast that was better than usual (actually cut up onions and peppers and bacon bits and made a scra... | 3 | 7 | |
1413049265 | 1413050854 | t3_2iyk29 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Fliwatt: TIFU by using the Google Cardboard
I got my Google Cardboard yesterday and today I am trying it out with a friend. If you are not familiar with the [Google Cardboard](https://developers.google.com/cardboard/), the [Google Cardboard](https://developers.google.com/cardboard/) is a virtual reality viewer for your... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1413047952 | 1413050155 | t3_2iyi00 | t5_2to41 | 4 | journeyman369: TIFU by sitting down at the job first thing in the morning and breaking the chair.
No, I am by no means Mr. Thin, but I'm also not overweight. I'm chubby I guess, and the company's chairs are mighty old. I come storming into the job with my coffee, took a seat, and broke the chair, spilling coffee all ov... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413050786 | 1413071779 | t3_2iymhx | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost letting some creep have his way with my mom.
Okay so this happened the other night. My mother and I went out of town for a family members wedding and they rented condos on the beach for everyone to stay in. A little background is my mom is recently divorced from an abusive relationship and sh... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413051189 | 1413054516 | t3_2iyn7x | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting confused by my own name.
So, /r/tifu , I managed to fuck up today. You know how when you sit down for an exam, you quadruple check everything you write down just in case you made a teeny tiny mistake? Well, I did the same today, and I still managed to fuck up.
See, I had my first SAT today. ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1413053978 | 1413063295 | t3_2iyrrq | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU: By telling a guy his daughter is "A fucking thing"
Just a little background on me and how the situation came to happen. Im a freshman in high school and every friday our football team plays and this week was home, and like many towns in the south its a big occasion so everybody goes to support our team... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1413053123 | 1413146381 | t3_2iyqe1 | t5_2to41 | 190 | JpLosman: TIFU by almost killing someone in a hospital.
So this happened Tuesday. I work for a contractor who specializes in the removal of asbestos. My crew and I were contracted to remove flooring from a hospital basement.
To set the scene, for all asbestos jobs, given its extremely dangerous potential for disea... | 11 | 17.272727 | |
1413054532 | 1413139538 | t3_2iysp7 | t5_2to41 | 1,132 | Bsmith705: TIFU and ruinned a marriage proposal I have been planning for over 6 months.....
The Concept: had a mutual friend convince my girlfriend to create a surprise party for me (which I had full control of). There, I would have all friends/family around where I would dance with her romantically (back story makes t... | 8 | 141.5 | |
1413055002 | 1413056187 | t3_2iytge | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my best companion and girlfriend. She broke up with me over e-mail. This is the first and only e-mail she sent me...
**Names have been changed.**
"Mark,
This relationship is not healthy for me. I think you still have many, many issues to work out within yourself and that is going to requir... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413057231 | 1413085820 | t3_2iywz2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | johnbuklau: TIFU by throwing a toilet paper full of poop on a stranger.
Basically this was 5 years ago.
When i was 11 i went with my family to a campsite, including my mom, sister, my 2 aunts and my cousin Jack.
I was hanging out with Jack all the time at the campsite, it was close to the beach so we went to the beach ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1413058489 | 1413153390 | t3_2iyyz9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | thismightbemymain: TIFU by putting deep heat on my balls
Accidentally. I was trying to apply it to my inner thighs and some rubbed into my balls. I frantically tried to wipe it off, ended up spreading it all over goodie bags.
This is happening right now, my balls are on fire.
cbow120: (Sing) this man is on fire
vulca... | 5 | 3 | |
1413045948 | 1413082150 | t3_2iyevd | t5_2to41 | 30 | RealityCheck151: TIFU by being bored at a spelling bee
So like many other tifu this did not happen today, rather in the first grade so many years ago. We were having our weekly class spelling bee, everyone stands in a row and the teacher will ask us to spell one of our vocabulary words. If you misspell a word you sit d... | 3 | 10 | |
1413060891 | 1413061641 | t3_2iz2sn | t5_2to41 | 6 | Spyderr8: TIFU by having several tabs with /r/gonewild open on an unlocked ipad
This is probably one of the biggest fuck ups in my recent memory. It began with last night browsing through the many beautiful women on the "Gonewild" thread. Earlier today I got back on my iPad to check my Facebook and then put my iPad dow... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1413061548 | 1413067153 | t3_2iz3uy | t5_2to41 | 6 | GtrSensei89: TIFU by "dating" a girl and kissing my colleague
Background, I've been "dating" this girl I met a few months ago.
I told her from the start I wasn't looking for a relationship and she was fine with that, we were just having this crazy animal sex. pure lust. At least that's what I thought, over time this gi... | 6 | 1 | |
1413062068 | 1413181407 | t3_2iz4nn | t5_2to41 | 1 | Beard_Hero: TIFU by eating Burger King
I'm here to regale you with my experience today at one of your locations. As I wandered, weak and weary, I spotted your fine eating establishment. I rejoiced in the thought of flame broiled ambrosia and golden onion rings. After seeing the "Texas double whopper," the choice was cl... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1413061006 | 1413126691 | t3_2iz2zg | t5_2to41 | 5,623 | djlaw09: TIFU by eating a burger called the widow maker. (NSFW)
I'm going to preface this story by saying I'm originally from the Caribbean (Barbados) and most of the food we eat is inherently spicy. I'm going to go into some detail here so if you are squeamish I suggest you don't read on. So, I do a fair amount of tra... | 13 | 432.538462 | |
1413060434 | 1413146426 | t3_2iz21y | t5_2to41 | 66 | boglockthrowaway: TIFU by refurbishing the beautiful Art Deco doors in my new house
The wife and I moved in to a new house with our kid about six weeks ago. The house is a 1920s semi, and after my Dad helped us move in he pointed out that the interior doors were original, and still had some of the Bakelite deco style ... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1413063334 | 1413126209 | t3_2iz6mn | t5_2to41 | 254 | androssi_: TIFU by setting my girlfriend on fire
So my girlfriend came to my place and we decided to cook a steak on a campfire outside. Heavens behold I have a great idea, let's use methylated spirits (denatured alcohol) to light it. So I light the fire and pour more metho on periodically to keep the small logs I have... | 9 | 28.222222 | |
1413066868 | 1413159700 | t3_2izc73 | t5_2to41 | 12 | 753951258456: TIFU by playin with 2 girls feelings
Well, from the beginning.. I had a relationship with a girl for 4 years and until she broke up with me. This breakup broke my self esteem.. I really thought she was the one. After about 1 month and half i found out she was with another guy and that made me want to move... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1413067755 | 1413070063 | t3_2izdl3 | t5_2to41 | 103 | zemallo: TIFU By giving good customer service and looking at my customers penis.
So some setting. I work at a certain unnamed tech store that deals with smartphones contracts or otherwise and recently upgraded a couple for their phones. Very standard both got some shiny new Galaxy S4's it all goes well. That is untill ... | 7 | 14.714286 | |
1413060258 | 1413090794 | t3_2iz1sb | t5_2to41 | 7 | rossa8: TIFU by studying too much and melting my netbook.
TIFU by studying too much and melting my netbook. I attend college online and spend about 9 hours a day on my netbook. I guess the fan went out? It still runs, for now.
http://imgur.com/YdhF7d4
The_First_Timelord: You definitely need to contact the manufactur... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1413070295 | 1413072431 | t3_2izh86 | t5_2to41 | 2 | mt92: TIFU by tweeting passive aggresively
My girlfriend's housemates over the past month or so have been... clashing in personality to put it simply.
To not make this a long post, one night they come in super loud while my girlfriend is sick in bed (them knowing) and my girlfriend tweets saying "ugh, hate being woken... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413070613 | 1413071563 | t3_2izhns | t5_2to41 | 11 | SB_Smitty: TIFU by accepting a bet.
I went to a friend's house today, originally to watch football. We made wings and had a great time. My friend had some sriracha on his counter and bet me that i couldn't drink a third of the bottle. If I did i would get 5 dollars. The reason why it was 5 dollars, was because I though... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1413071140 | 1413107528 | t3_2iziec | t5_2to41 | 16 | ThrewOutGuy: TIFU By telling me girlfriend she looks like a prostitute. (Currently homeless.) [SFW]
Okay so I broke up with my girlfriend a week ago. We were living together. The brake up was mutual since we both expected it. We both had our small fights but that was expected. Until yesterday where she went out with so... | 4 | 4 | |
1413070997 | 1413084653 | t3_2izi73 | t5_2to41 | 3 | donemythyme: TIFU by bringing a whippet to a blues festival
I am dogsitting a whippet/yellow lab mix. All week long, the dog's had to sit at home, inside, and she only gets a little while in the morning and afternoon to run around (I don't have a fenced yard, but I live in the country).
Today, Saturday, I thought she... | 3 | 1 | |
1413070836 | 1413073386 | t3_2izhzg | t5_2to41 | 3 | Drigr: TIFU by going to Safeway.
Just a regular, every day, we've probably all felt this on a weekly basis. I was on my way to work today (Yay working weekends.... Not!) and stopped by Safeway cause I've been really avoiding take out/fast food. Just needed some stuff for sandwich fixins.
Well, I gotta take a differen... | 3 | 1 | |
1413072354 | 1413074632 | t3_2izk3p | t5_2to41 | 39 | Hanboi: TIFU, Sleepwalking in College Dorm
Went out last night with friends and drank a bit too much. Once I got back to my freshman dorm I knocked out on my bed. Woke up to my friend in the next room over telling me that I walked into his room at 4 am while he was watching a movie, pulled my pants down, and began to p... | 3 | 13 | |
1413074528 | 1413075573 | t3_2izn3o | t5_2to41 | 13 | raytulip: TIFU by trusting a wet fart
So I woke up from a morning nap around 10am today. I passed out on my son's bed after he left for school. I had been helping him finishing homework before he left. I already had a case of the shits last night, and I felt what I thought was an "all clear" fart on deck. I gave a ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1413071270 | 1413156897 | t3_2izika | t5_2to41 | 4 | SheZowRaisedByWolves: TIFU by eating yogurt
My friends and I were on our way to our other friend's house to get Johnny's yugioh cards when we spotted a yogurt truck at an elementary school.
Me: "Bruh, they're giving out, like, free yogurt at the elementary school!"
Johnny: "Bruhhh."
Johnny parked his car and we, and... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413072984 | 1413084734 | t3_2izkz3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By not thinking before I send
So this just happened a few minutes ago. I'll keep it nice and short.
So I'm at my uncles' house to eat dinner, and started texting my girlfriend. I sent a picture of their cat, commenting on how it was older than me. She joked about kidnapping it. So me, being the idiot th... | 3 | 1 | |
1413077355 | 1413081267 | t3_2izr0f | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU completely by losing my first girlfriend after one day.
I never socialized much. I never had many friends. But imagine my shock when the girl of my dreams asks me out. That was yesterday, today we were texting about our first date. She asked me what I wanted to do. I said 'I don't know. I'm new at this.... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1413076758 | 1413135073 | t3_2izq6s | t5_2to41 | 5 | Boqang: TIFU by carrying too much, tripping, and breaking my SO's glass pipe that she's jad fpr years and she's very, very emotionally invested in.
She's still asleep, so I haven't been able to break the news to her yet and my heart has been racing and racing and I just feel so awful. I have accidently broken things of... | 5 | 1 | |
1413075685 | 1413168930 | t3_2izosa | t5_2to41 | 16 | lightbulb_feet: TIFU by letting my wife wax my ass crack (we are both ladies)
I was planning to do Brazilian for the first time at home, and she offered to help do the hard to reach bits before she left for work that evening. She was in charge of melting the wax, too. As soon as the boiling hot wax hit and inch from my... | 4 | 4 | |
1413078777 | 1413079185 | t3_2izst5 | t5_2to41 | 19 | hardlygenuis: TIFU by trying to flirt with a girl at a bookstore.
So today I went to my local bookstore to get another Stephen King book. As I was standing in line I saw that the girl behind the counter was pretty cute so I decided to give it a shot. My turn came and I gave her my book, my store card and then she asked... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1413079463 | 1413376865 | t3_2iztpq | t5_2to41 | 230 | CLAMOOO: TIFU by telling a waitress her boobs were huge
So a few hours ago I was out to dinner with a few buddies after work. We get seated at a booth by a hostess. Moments later, our waitress approaches us and introduces herself. Now everything was normal about her, she just happened to have above average sized breast... | 6 | 38.333333 | |
1413079120 | 1413109870 | t3_2izt99 | t5_2to41 | 6 | fearthebeard13: TIFU by going home
This weekend I decided to visit my family in Houston as I left for college about two months ago and I haven't seen them since and my step dad offered me tickets to the football game on thursday. My parents are divorced and I mainly stay with my mom as my dad decided to cancel wifi in ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1413072424 | 1413116382 | t3_2izk85 | t5_2to41 | 18 | TrustworthyClown: Tifu by sleeping with snacks
So last night I got drunk with my cousin for her 21st birthday. After hours and hours of constant drinking I finally got dropped off at home. Instead of carrying my drunk ass to bed I decide to run to the store and get some snacks for work tomorrow(now).
I stumbled in ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1413080430 | 1413228455 | t3_2izuzx | t5_2to41 | 7 | sidetweaks: TIFU by spotaneously dropping out of my PhD Program
This decision will probably cost me hundreds of thousands of dollars in life time earnings. Fuck. But I come from a family of mental health issues and I guess I want to put mental health first. I don't get college. You don't use 95% of the stuff in real li... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1413072367 | 1413090556 | t3_2izk4i | t5_2to41 | 16 | TIFU_throwaway1: TIFU By getting really drunk and trying to kiss the girl I like that had visibly no interest in me
Hi Reddit.
This did happen today so I'm in the minority of this sub (yay). The story technically starts yesterday but the fuckup was after midnight so it counts, I was going out with some of my regular ... | 4 | 4 | |
1413079876 | 1413096127 | t3_2izu99 | t5_2to41 | 0 | RexThunderstorm: TIFU by realising the concert I was looking forward to was 5 days ago.
So I have been rushed off my feet this past month with settling into college as well as doing my first bit of coursework and was eagerly looking forward to seeing [dragonforce at leeds] (http://www.ents24.com/leeds-events/brudenell-... | 3 | 0 | |
1413081732 | 1413099310 | t3_2izwqf | t5_2to41 | 20 | jzman123: TIFU: By making out with a girl in first grade.
I was in First Grade at Belle air elementary school in San Bruno, California. Me and this one girl named Barbra we were both in the same first grade class. I had the biggest crush on her. So one day my friends dared me to do something. Now back then I was pretty... | 5 | 4 | |
1413082204 | 1413082963 | t3_2izxc0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by burning my hands and thinking it was a rash
So a couple hours ago I got home and naturally i was cold as fuck. Because its cold as fuck outside. So i decided to take a nice, hot shower. I turned the hot tap all the way and stepped in, expecting it to be just a nice relief from the cold. NOPE. That sh... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413082121 | 1413087264 | t3_2izx8l | t5_2to41 | 28 | scor910n5: TIFU by listening to a Dark Souls troll tip
I'm recently getting into Dark Souls on the PC, and after all the GFWL bullshit i went through i was stoked to actually play it. I've played for about a week now and i saved up 10,000 some souls before i got into Blighttown. So i miraculously get through the first ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1413083046 | 1413163699 | t3_2izyex | t5_2to41 | 15 | byrdimus: TIFU by eating rice
Quick backstory: I have a weird esophagus disease which causes my esophagus to close and I am forced to have it reopened.
I ate 1 tablespoon of rice and my throat closed. I tried throwing up but couldn't, so I tried to yell for my wife but couldn't because I was choking. I banged on ... | 5 | 3 | |
1413084130 | 1413088154 | t3_2izzuq | t5_2to41 | 11 | throwawaywayway2000: TIFU by making out with my supervisor's gf
HOLY SHIT. Where do I even begin...
Ok, so I'm currently studying in college, getting my degree in chemistry and doing my honor's project. When you're doing an honor's project, a huge chunk of the marks comes from how you worked in the lab and is given b... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1413084084 | 1413162086 | t3_2izzsh | t5_2to41 | 39 | Trahs: TIFU by letting a weird librarian convince me to take my shoes off
This happened just the other day and I figured I would share what happened.
So I was in the library at my school studying in one of the cubicle desks that they have. Under the desks, the back does not go all the way to the floor so you can put ... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1413076774 | 1413126183 | t3_2izq7o | t5_2to41 | 8 | Rusettsten: TIFU by not deleting my search history.
This actually happened last Wednesday, but it did happen none the less.
So, a little background here before I start. I am 15 and apart of the theater department at my high-school. For this particular show I am doing tech from 6pm-9pm every night, so I stay in town a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413085970 | 1413180599 | t3_2j026v | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting stopped by an undercover cop
So this fuck up happened very recently. About an hour ago. I am aware that I was completely breaking the law and deserved the consequences I received. Me getting in trouble is not the fuck up here. I was at a local festival with some friends, and I had just acquir... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1413086386 | 1413107380 | t3_2j02qj | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my mom I was going to sacrifice one of our cats.
My dad and I got in an argument regarding a rumour that my cousin's husband may have another wife/family (he usually talks out of his ass) and I told him we shouldn't judge him unless we know. Some words were exchanged where he had to be right ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413090027 | 1413112930 | t3_2j0707 | t5_2to41 | 80 | Sadpanda805: TIFU by telling my friend I love her
So I have a really bad habit of sending drunk texts. I've sent probably over a hundred in the last 5 Years. Most of them are gibberish orNonsensical. I've had a few that were borderline Appropriate. Anyways, I woke up this morning, look at my text messages, hoping I did... | 6 | 13.333333 | |
1413092632 | 1413129559 | t3_2j09tb | t5_2to41 | 38 | ItsLikeITry: TIFU by trying to have a little fun at work
Let's start this one from the beginning: I work at a higher end Italian restaurant/enoteca as the head maître d. It's a very boring, repetitive, and tedious job but it pays pretty well and hey, someones gotta do it. My manager this evening, let's call him Billy,... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1413093364 | 1413157028 | t3_2j0ais | t5_2to41 | 6 | OddMom: TIFU by trying to teach...
My best friend's wife how to safely handle a fire arm. She was angry that I knew how. She has one in her house....excuse me for assuming she should know how not to blow off her own finger.
lazydonovan: Why would she be angry that you know how to safely handle a firearm? Is she one... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1413092546 | 1413151096 | t3_2j09pv | t5_2to41 | 33 | Rutger_Meower: TIFU - this is gonna hurt come morning
This fuck up started roughly two hours ago when I arrived at the ER with a torn ACL, 45 mins ago I left in a full leg brace, 30 mins ago I attempted to exit the car and foolishly braced myself (not looking where I was bracing myself) to pull this monstrosity of a br... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1413096207 | 1413179659 | t3_2j0d6c | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting my pants during my own baptism
It all began early one Sunday morning.
The sun arose gracefully over the horizon, shining down upon the sleepy rural Alabama neighborhood in which I reside. I awoke to the sound of a cock's cockle doodle dooing, blissfully unaware of the fate I (or rather a lar... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1413095018 | 1413119207 | t3_2j0c4d | t5_2to41 | 30 | Phlegm_Farmer: TIFU by unknowingly being an incredibly abusive boyfriend.
Today I discovered that most people are total assholes because they don't realize that they are assholes.
Little backstory: my first girlfriend, "Sarah," was an absolutely amazing, gorgeous, thoughtful, caring, lovely person. Amazing body, amazi... | 12 | 2.5 | |
1413097297 | 1413128890 | t3_2j0e3g | t5_2to41 | 96 | LastCallCarbonDaily: TIFU by Masturbating Into the Wind
I am a construction worker in a large city. I’d rather not say which one. Over the past year I’ve been working on a very tall building, a skyscraper. A little under a year ago, I was browsing my phone during break, Reddit in particular. I ended up clicking on some... | 4 | 24 | |
1413099074 | 1413107602 | t3_2j0flo | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ass420: TIFU downloading a large file...
TIFU so today around 6pm central I was installing a large file about 5.1 gb. The range I get from my router isn't the best so it takes longer than it should. But aside from that I was downloading this file and it was about 3/4 of the way there when around 1:50 pm I decide to mon... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1413100448 | 1413102459 | t3_2j0gmp | t5_2to41 | 5 | rslashboord: TIFU by forgetting my hat was mildly offensive.
So today I fucked up. I'm on vacation in Hawaii with my girlfriend and some friends. Now, I don't normally wear hats, mostly because I have a giant head. But seeing as how I'm pasty white and sunburn easily, it seemed like the right choice.
So I took [my n... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413102284 | 1413125101 | t3_2j0i63 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a Hurricane Katrina joke
So my work used to bring me in contact with a really cute girl once every few days, and we were friendly, would make small talk, chit chat, etc etc. Pretty great for me, because I usually get extremely nervous when talking to attractive women and will stammer about li... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1413102138 | 1413114820 | t3_2j0i13 | t5_2to41 | 32 | dalgeek: TIFU by getting "Clucked Up"
I love hot food, especially when a challenge is involved. Hot wings, hot peppers, hot sauces, whatever. Growing up, I never ate anything hotter than a jalapeno but since I moved to Texas my tolerance and taste for hot foods has steadily increased to what some may consider unhealt... | 4 | 8 | |
1413103604 | 1413137045 | t3_2j0j65 | t5_2to41 | 6 | chickenfarmlord: TIFU by taking my paintball mask off.
This month, I've been working a haunted trail/zombie hunt where the customers get to ride out in a jeep and shoot us with paintballs. Now, normally the CO2 tanks are half full, but tonight my boss bought brand new ones and exchanged them with the old ones. I had be... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1413105700 | 1413131840 | t3_2j0kop | t5_2to41 | 2 | fivepointpalmexplodi: TIFU by making my girlfriend's vagina bleed
We had just had a great night, and a bit of foreplay had gone one but nothing too serious. As I'm walking home I get a text reading "as great as that was, I think you went a little too hard because I'm bleeding." I hadn't seen it before because it was ni... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413107991 | 1413123813 | t3_2j0mb5 | t5_2to41 | 23 | -keltin-: TIFU and realized I forgot my anniversary. . .again
So the big day was last week. This is the second time I've forgotten. She hasn't said a word. Same thing happened last year but I apologized to her a couple days later and she forgave me. I was on some really good pills awaiting surgery at the time. Thi... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1413108921 | 1413149664 | t3_2j0mxy | t5_2to41 | 5,074 | ASmallTownThrowaway: TIFU by blurting out the first thing that came to mind to my proposal.
So me (23) and my boyfriend (25) are in our bedroom last night, having really great sex, when he suddenly stops. I ask him what he's doing, what's wrong. He moves off the bed, to the bedside table, opens the drawer and proceeds ... | 13 | 390.307692 | |
1413108374 | 1413219885 | t3_2j0ml8 | t5_2to41 | 89 | chadsowhat90: TIFU by printing out porn pics at the public library
This happened when i was 12 (2002) and we didn't have internet access at home, so M-Th I'd walk to the public library and just go on the computers. (side note: I'm gay) Sometimes, I'd get bored and look up pictures of college guys' cocks and this went o... | 6 | 14.833333 | |
1413108803 | 1413121481 | t3_2j0mv3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally flashing my penis on skype (NSFW)
Not actually today but two years ago when I was still with my redhead girlfriend at the time. Lets call her "M"
It was actually established between me and her that I was a nudist, she however did not want anything to do with sex or dicks since she came f... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413112018 | 1413116368 | t3_2j0p89 | t5_2to41 | -6 | rainbowcountry: tifu/ I let a guy pump gas and he drove off--a $100 mistake.
I work at a gas station near a lake, and we serve customers all the time that are campers, fishermen, etc. Today, a man pulled up with his nice new fishing boat and fancy pick-up truck. He lifted the pump and I approved it from inside the st... | 10 | -0.6 |
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