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1672779600 | 1672834377 | t3_102j9do | t5_2to41 | 743 | shaggy_e: TIFU by meeting my virtual GF in real life
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shadesofwolves: I'm gonna lean towards completely made up.
The dad took off your clothes and made you leave while filming? You never questioned her age when she never told you?
Just all round weird as fuck.
shaggy_e: Made up or not happy I wasn't charge... | 20 | 37.15 | |
1674681695 | 1674776700 | t3_10la3lp | t5_2to41 | 3,202 | [deleted]: TIFU by flirting with a partially blind guy who I thought was gay
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Big-Maintenance-109: Bet he didn’t see that coming lol
In all seriousness I think he seems like a nice person. Even if it’s not the situation you were hoping for he could still be a good friend. Also who knows? Things certainly alwa... | 20 | 160.1 | |
1674680401 | 1674688287 | t3_10l9jy5 | t5_2to41 | 31 | lanurk: TIFU and invited the whole class to a party.
TIFU and invited the whole class to a party
Sent out invites to my kids birthday party and based on what he says, most of the kids don't even speak to him or acknowledge his existence most of the time. He wouldn't give me a list of names so I sent one to each kid in... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1674681278 | 1674758636 | t3_10l9xe2 | t5_2to41 | 333 | thr0waway795: TIFU by letting some kids think Bambi died
So I was talking to my brother this morning and he was in a good mood. He told me he had been hunting and showed me a picture of a really big buck he had killed. Now before I continue I should probably let you know that my family’s love language is insulting each... | 4 | 83.25 | |
1672783106 | 1672784103 | t3_102ksr4 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a little too honest
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shadesofwolves: > TIFU by forcing myself into someone else's business
Fixed it for you.
eurekathatsit: Okay man, lemme change the title
Edit: nvm i can't lol
shadesofwolves: I think it goes deeper than just the title.
eurekathatsit: What should I do
shadesofw... | 9 | 3 | |
1674686099 | 1674701424 | t3_10lbwbu | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a massage parlor
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InflamedLiver: " haven't told her even though she probably wouldn't mind"
that "probably" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
AcrobaticSource3: The massage might also be doing heavy lifting if OP is endowed with girth
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1674670806 | 1674711141 | t3_10l5i0p | t5_2to41 | 105 | RamRod11Bang: TIFU by drinking stink bug infused coffee.
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luxxlifenow: Omg I would get tested for chaggas asap. Probability is really low but ugh that sucks.
NungaFakeer: Welp, as someone not in the Americas, this sure was an interesting rabbit hole. Thank you.
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1672783194 | 1672786356 | t3_102ku4p | t5_2to41 | 44 | caseyfrazanimations: TIFU Driving without brakes.
Obligitory, yesterday. Ive been having a crappy year with my truck. My mechanic kept giving me excuse after excuse why he couldn't finish my truck so I said "f*ck it" I got a buddy that WILL fix it. While following my friend to our buddies house to fix it, we had to go ... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1674689868 | 1675021459 | t3_10lde42 | t5_2to41 | 54 | Lostsurfer06: TIFU by unknowingly insulting a bunch of blind people
TIFU by Accidentally insulting a bunch of blind people.
Story time kids. Obligatory this happened about a year and a half ago during my 3 y/o daughter’s first dance recital.
We got there a little late just a minute or two before the first group was s... | 11 | 4.909091 | |
1672784293 | 1672789286 | t3_102lc7r | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by using defensive driving to avoid a crash.
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Big_Simba: Lol going 13 over and using the HOV lane improperly to pass is not defensive driving
drewed1: Neither is trying to pass an aggressive driver
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1672788832 | 1672790289 | t3_102n9wz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being horny
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ryca105: And how do they know your personal identity?
N1TE_MaR3: They wanted to text on a social media platform so i accepted again im an idiot
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1674672747 | 1674717494 | t3_10l6c07 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Robinhood192000: TIFU by asking a co-worker a simple question.
Hi, so I was at work on my line in a factory. I am a nobody there, just a worker drone like anybody else. Bob, another drone, comes to chat gossip and nonsense to me inbetween doing what he does. He told me he heard a rumor the factory will be closing down... | 3 | 7 | |
1674702274 | 1674762091 | t3_10lhsnc | t5_2to41 | 14,419 | Bmc00: TIFU by joking with my wife.
This happened a few years ago. My wife is pretty crafty, always making picture montages and stuff like that. One day she made a pretty cool looking shadow box, and inside of it says something like "the best dates in our lives", and has four dates. The dates are our anniversary, and t... | 9 | 1,602.111111 | |
1672791677 | 1672794545 | t3_102ofok | t5_2to41 | 23 | NascentNik: TIFU by going grocery shopping with my brother.
Not sure if this is the best sub for this story, but i just needed to throw it out into the void.
I live with my brother and my boyfriend. 90% of the time my brother and I handle grocery shopping because he works from home and I come home for breaks in betwe... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1674706697 | 1674865122 | t3_10lj7vu | t5_2to41 | 4,576 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my best friend she should date me
I (M32) have a close friend (F31) I've known for about half a year. We spend tons of time together, text daily, call each other when we're stressed, will hang out and talk for hours, and often study together and then get food and drinks afterwards. The secret... | 14 | 326.857143 | |
1672791843 | 1672865303 | t3_102ohzv | t5_2to41 | 384 | StandardYTICHSR: TIFU by donating blood
Happened today.
Backstory: I'm a pharmacist. I have a lot of friends that are also pharmacists. In my circle of friends, there are a couple that regularly donate blood. Up until today, I've never donated blood. My friends have often given me shit for not doing it, and I ho... | 12 | 32 | |
1674707805 | 1674791007 | t3_10ljk4k | t5_2to41 | 297 | AsainOboist: TIFU by submitting an unreleased film to a production company
TIFU by submitting an unreleased feature film to a production company
I’m an audio engineer by trade, and I’ve been working freelance for some movies that have yet to be released. Of course, I signed an NDA for these films because I’m getting p... | 6 | 49.5 | |
1674715305 | 1674758858 | t3_10llonj | t5_2to41 | 27 | Upset-Ad-7723: Tifu by not telling my boyfriend I love you back before se*y
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Empire2k5: It's spelled "sex". You're welcome.
Upset-Ad-7723: I’m sorry I couldn’t edit the topic… I know how u spell it but I didn’t noticed the error until it was posted 
Empire2k5: It's in you... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1674714513 | 1674888557 | t3_10llh3f | t5_2to41 | 7 | Builder_Ornery: TIFU, by Dine and Dashing Montanas
TIFU at Montanas
This Just happened, TIFU by unintentionally Dine and Dashing...
Today was the 40th brothday of my friend "O".
His annual tradition is to attend the "all you can eat, Ribs" at the local Montanas.
Well today after ordering, we waited 2 hours for food. A... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1672796678 | 1672799112 | t3_102qcv8 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by using chicken salt on popcorn.
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Myzx: The phrase “Attempted murder” springs to mind. I care about you buddy, maybe she is not the right one. I don’t care how innocent she is, never dine where poison is kept with the food, even if it was a prank. Will there be another prank?
saltyredditor1234... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1672797593 | 1672842130 | t3_102qp0q | t5_2to41 | 16 | 888Gorilla: TIFU by trying to improve my life
I made a decision roughly 4 weeks ago to move across the country with the hopes of fully discovering myself and to secure a future for myself. I felt like I was stuck in the life I was living and truly didn't understand what my purpose was. I used drugs/alcohol basically al... | 4 | 4 | |
1672801305 | 1672840656 | t3_102s295 | t5_2to41 | 34 | CardiacChaos: TIFU by teasing my girlfriend about the smut she has been reading
Some context: Recently, I found out my girlfriend has been reading smut after scrolling through her Instagram reels while laying in bed together. No big deal, and she's been a good sport when I teased her about it.
Fast forward to a few m... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1672802230 | 1672945101 | t3_102se57 | t5_2to41 | 1,401 | Mata187: TIFU talking about my cruise experience to another dad
So this didn’t happen recently. FYI…I am on mobile.
Back in July, I was able to secure some NFL training camp tickets for the first dad that was opened to the public. While I waited, I overheard a young boy talking to his dad behind me. I turned as saw... | 10 | 140.1 | |
1674725956 | 1674758323 | t3_10lo5l5 | t5_2to41 | 4,914 | no_anesthesia_please: TIFU by telling my father’s girlfriend that her plans for a proper military funeral for him couldn’t happen.
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dimesdan: I wouldn't call this a fuck-up in any way.
Clickum245: Seems like OP fucked Pam up quite a bit
Resignedtobehappy: No, stolen valor, narcissistic dad, combined with the t... | 13 | 378 | |
1672806399 | 1672861555 | t3_102tu53 | t5_2to41 | 6 | 66RebelScum66: TIFU by leaving babestation on whilst listening to music at 4am
Yes I'm a stay at home student cuz fuck them accomodation prices.
So basically, I'm sat there with my noise-cancelling earphones playing Dragon Ball OSTs minding my business whilst barely scraping by on my assignment due in 6 days time. I p... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1674730197 | 1674758232 | t3_10lp4ai | t5_2to41 | 1,075 | [deleted]: TIFU looking through the wife's ipad
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zsebibaba: Am I the only one who does not understand dick pics ? there are women who willingly receive such?
in any case I am sorry.
-Duste-: I don't understand either what's appealing in dick pics, especially from random dudes.
Who would receive a dick pi... | 7 | 153.571429 | |
1672775105 | 1672848720 | t3_102hdla | t5_2to41 | 19 | BluButterfly95: TIFU by rescuing a dog from the canal and mistaking the word "no" for "go". Chaos ensues.
Obligatory this was last night.
We have my family visiting here from halfway across the country and I made large quantities of sushi for dinner for my Dad's birthday as a treat.
Just as I'm about to start servi... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1672814337 | 1672815987 | t3_102wd85 | t5_2to41 | 142 | ShibeWithUshanka: TIFU by conditioning myself on accident.
Obviously I did not do it in one day, but since this now a regular occurance, I might aswell post it here. Apologies for any mistakes I might make, as English is not my first language and I am typing this on my phone.
I‘ve been smoking for about 3 years now, a... | 5 | 28.4 | |
1674736337 | 1674752936 | t3_10lqqyl | t5_2to41 | 4 | Every_Mammoth8661: TIFU by f*rting
English is not my first language so bear with me, we're both under 18 don't know if that matters.Fake name obviously, don't know why f*rting was censored lol.
Today,I(F) was on a call my with my friend Jake(M) playing a game and it was the usual,we were cracking jokes and roasting e... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1672818907 | 1672832736 | t3_102xom4 | t5_2to41 | 40 | Throwaway9183829183: TIFU by having too good of a phone call with a best friend
I basically screwed my self out of what could have been a really wonderful situation and have not much control over it now
See if started when a good friend(f) and I(m) scheduled to hang after a good while of not seeing each other, she go... | 8 | 5 | |
1672819141 | 1672821467 | t3_102xqvw | t5_2to41 | 15 | ponyboy_vaughn_stump: TIFU by ordering weapons online under a serial killer's name
Throwaway here. About a week ago I placed an order on Ebay. I'd never used this site before so I had to make a new account, in a hurry I pulled a profile name out of my ass just so I could get my order done. I chose the name Johnnycake W... | 3 | 5 | |
1674732619 | 1674868531 | t3_10lpqe1 | t5_2to41 | 110 | Unpleasant_1: TIFU by asking my friend to take their socks off which led to the end of our friendship and A messed up digestive system .
Throwaway here.
This begins when I (17M) hung out at their (18) house to give an arts and crafts gift I made for them and also for the purpose of hanging out. Nothing wrong there.
T... | 7 | 15.714286 | |
1674736261 | 1674835889 | t3_10lqq3q | t5_2to41 | 16 | 1HATEMYS3LF: TIFU by making my dad think I am a stoner
My dad (48) and my brother (18) both smoke weed, I don’t, and I don’t really mind it, and sometimes even happy when they do since then they are so much more nice, but the part where my dad thinks I am a stoner.
I am insecure about how I smell and look, so when my... | 8 | 2 | |
1672822306 | 1672845300 | t3_102yl9r | t5_2to41 | 58 | NhuNhu0: TIFU by using name of boyfriends “hated” boss during role play…
My boyfriend and I like to spice things up in bed and we decided to do a role play of doctor and patient. A little background, l'm Asian and wanted to different Asian name as a doctor. I started out by introducing myself but I couldn't think of an... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1672826599 | 1672929106 | t3_102zrkt | t5_2to41 | 10,635 | jskoker: TIFU by exposing a girl I went to school with’s broken marriage and probably ruining her Christmas
This started back during thanksgiving. I am single and live out of town. Every time I come home I open up the ol’ dating app to see who is around.
As I’m doing my usual swiping a familiar face shows up, a gi... | 13 | 818.076923 | |
1672857262 | 1672861873 | t3_1030gep | t5_2to41 | 19 | komrobert: I never said anything about "Normal", though, you're the one who used that word. Straight is the most common, yes.
I never once said anything about a dildo, so you look pretty silly right now. Are you secretly in the closet and projecting? Please don't abuse your kids!
true_lightskin: go back and see how t... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1672829184 | 1672845663 | t3_1030jxw | t5_2to41 | 1,138 | semen_junky_69: TIFU by telling my gf I felt sexually frustrated
So yeah, my gf and I hung out today and she had an anxiety attack because of her dad (long story) and I think her depression is coming back. She is on antidepressants and birth control so her libido is quite low, while mine is quite high. I have felt, gui... | 11 | 103.454545 | |
1673682620 | 1673736557 | t3_10biwek | t5_2to41 | 2,908 | psqhcf: TIFU by trying to prove to a friend that they can quit smoking if they put their mind to it. OMG it is so hard!
I occasionally smoked in my younger years, somewhat regularly ages 21-23 but quit cold-turkey after leaving my bar job.
That was well over a decade ago.
These days I don't take more than a few cig... | 9 | 323.111111 | |
1672833765 | 1672927160 | t3_1031zb9 | t5_2to41 | 2,842 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to my little brother about what the N-word means
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ottersarebae: Your sisters laughed, your parents were defensive and you shouted “so what if I do?” Your whole family is way more racist than they ought to be even without considering you’ve got Black family members
[deleted]: the sister... | 16 | 177.625 | |
1674740088 | 1674776190 | t3_10lrx8w | t5_2to41 | 219 | shrike2214: TIFU by trying to encourage my wife
\[Obligatory this was 2020 but still haunts me\]
During the entire COVID crisis me and my wife decided to do something about our weight, found a plan that'd work for us, we were both working from home, cake shops and restaurants were all closed so we decided it was now o... | 5 | 43.8 | |
1674741704 | 1674743495 | t3_10lsh59 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend
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UberKunt: You live and learn my friend.
letsgetlostes: In the hardest (no pun intended) of ways
goody-goody: That’s how learning works. When life is easy and smooth, no real life lessons come of that. You’re young, prepare for more.
Edit: a comma
letsgetlostes: Co... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1672835283 | 1672837193 | t3_1032h78 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by combining load of body fluid (and solids?) in my crush
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Gomezthebarbarian: This is a bit presumptuous, and hoping not to come off as rude but I’m too curious not to ask, is this person having an affair with you?
No_Impression_1237: No, but we're coming from a very conservative country and st... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1674742150 | 1674742898 | t3_10lsmk9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU- searching for specific video
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Gerald_Bostock_jt: Nah you should be fine
Casty201: How sure are you😂
Gerald_Bostock_jt: Well if they saw your original search, they could also see that you corrected it. Also, the warning thing exists so that people who accidentally search for cp wouldn't go and... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1674742357 | 1674742529 | t3_10lsp75 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by searching for a specific video online
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StoviesAreYummy: You've only gotten 30 seconds left. Say goodbye to everyone.
Casty201: Goodbye cruel world
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1672830072 | 1672844328 | t3_1030tzo | t5_2to41 | 35 | Reyon2099: TIFU by taking my cat to the vet and giving him an allergic reaction.
Just got back from the vet so it happened today.
My dad received a call from our vet telling him that we missed our 4 year and a half old stray cat's annual anti-rabies vaccine and some other and that he really needs those vaccines.
So to... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1672841310 | 1672870362 | t3_1034jcb | t5_2to41 | -9 | [deleted]: TIFU by failing to name 6 Nirvana songs
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CelebrationSevere199: Nirvana sucks anyways
Espexer: I'll bet you don't like Dave Grohl.
CelebrationSevere199: And you would be wrong. I like the foo fighters. Dave Grohl is a way better musician than Kurt hence why I don't like Nirvana. Most people don't kno... | 8 | -1.125 | |
1674744427 | 1674811184 | t3_10ltg1e | t5_2to41 | 2,330 | PocketOppossum: TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting.
This happened yesterday. I work in a fine dining kitchen, and I have been here for 6 months now. My executive chef (we will call him Andy) and I had worked together for 5 years at our old place of employment, so we are pretty close as far... | 10 | 233 | |
1672840832 | 1672861393 | t3_1034d3z | t5_2to41 | 73 | Goaliedude3919: TIFU by taking go-karting too seriously
After reading about the guy who pelted his boss in the had with paintballs, it reminded me of this (now funny) moment. This happened almost 10 years ago now, but fortunately we can all laugh about it now.
I was fresh out of college, starting my first job post-gra... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1672844749 | 1672853720 | t3_1035t40 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheBurntToaste: TIFU by missing email on deadlines
So I’m in school and as the deadline approached for my semester I was a little in trouble.
My grades for math and two other classes were extremely low, but I was counting on the short makeup window my math teacher graciously provided us.
She gave us a total of 21 ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1674749663 | 1674764178 | t3_10lvhxg | t5_2to41 | 411 | Mitchmac21: TIFU when I realized I have a gambling problem
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Bigdaddylovesfatties: The first step is recognizing you have a problem
Mitchmac21: I know it’s just really depressing
slc97: Dude, I had to do the same thing when I was trading stock options. Now I have a rule. I don't trade stock options, and I only ... | 8 | 51.375 | |
1674751130 | 1674759621 | t3_10lw3ck | t5_2to41 | 28 | Lemonhead663: TIFU by connecting a new controller to my sister's xbox one
I feel like the biggest piece of shit. This took place last night but I'm going to be trying to fix this every day I can. Last night my sister (24f) and I (28m) had gotten home after picking up her boyfriend from work. We had just gotten a new xb... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1672847955 | 1672861758 | t3_1037335 | t5_2to41 | 18 | emptyempty0000: TIFU by mixing my medications and possibly giving myself serotonin syndrome
I have anxiety. Social anxiety especially. I start off my day at work by taking one of those olly gummies for stress. Ive been taking them almost every day for a few months now. At first it started off with one a day. They start... | 6 | 3 | |
1674754216 | 1674871507 | t3_10lxcb5 | t5_2to41 | 47 | Dapper-Judge-629: TIFU by not reading what I purchased more thoroughly. Was on the hunt for CBD and got sold HHC instead.
TLDR in the caption, however for context, my fiancé and I react terribly to any form of thc. Highs are excruciating and we panic severely. No matter how many tries, we have had zero luck so we avoid... | 8 | 5.875 | |
1672850570 | 1672860813 | t3_10386yd | t5_2to41 | 172 | [deleted]: TIFU by staying and repairing my relationship after partner cheated.
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Sarconiux: Leave, man. For yourself and your child. Trust me on this, that child would much rather have two parents who are separated and happy than parents who are “together” and despise each other and fight constantly.
My pare... | 9 | 19.111111 | |
1674754746 | 1674843110 | t3_10lxk0l | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU - Let Little Head override Big Head and I'm out lots of money
TIFU came to a head today but is the conclusion of a long list of FUs.
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\[LONG BACKSTORY, sorry}
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I have recently been diagnosed with ADHD after a lifetime of showing the symptoms. One of the outward behaviors of ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1672852678 | 1672856331 | t3_10393p3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Markussu69: TIFU by prepaying an escort
Reading the title you definitely already called me a dumbass or said that the story is fake. (both is understandable)
I was swiping through tinder and there was this girl who had her snapchat in her bio, I added her because I hate matching. Her first text was like "I see you lik... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1674759126 | 1674771106 | t3_10lza90 | t5_2to41 | 1,408 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing to getting bent over.
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heyitsvonage: Y’all have a very unique interpretation of “give and take” in a relationship, I think.
itwasawhitemamba: I mean she ate another girl and I fucked another girl.
dopeyonecanibe: Wouldn’t blowing the guy have been more equivalent?
itwasawhitemamba: ... | 11 | 128 | |
1674758871 | 1674774908 | t3_10lz6n5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Relative-Performer40: TIFU by not doing anything
TIFU by not doing anything from the past 3 weeks and day after tomorrow I have an exam
After you read the whole thing i would also like to say that it isnt about Amy or Gia anymore... Its just idk what the fuck i am doing or why I am doing... to the point where i can ch... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1674762262 | 1674763544 | t3_10m0jyz | t5_2to41 | 44 | xThrowaway23: TIFU by oversharing a week into seeing somebody
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but last week.
So I (27M) separated in October last year from my wife. We have a young daughter together, and had been together since we were in college. She moved on straight away, but I hadn't met anybody new, until la... | 4 | 11 | |
1674764861 | 1674813748 | t3_10m1l1n | t5_2to41 | 23,969 | Brofurcated_Septum: TIFU by saying her BJ's "Aren't that good"
Obligatory this happened many moons ago and I'm using a throwaway account.
We were away from home staying with a friend couple. We've all been out on the town with them for the evening, and had returned to their apartment for a little after-party / wind-d... | 14 | 1,712.071429 | |
1672857593 | 1672881726 | t3_103b8m8 | t5_2to41 | 38 | disregardASAP: TIFU because my girlfriend opened my laptop.
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Excuse_my_GRAMMER: Man this is very gray area - there a fine line for teenager coaching that you don’t want to cross
And this is one of them at no point you should be texting or having any personal relationship with your students
even if your inn... | 11 | 3.454545 | |
1674763838 | 1674793808 | t3_10m16ts | t5_2to41 | 35 | urbeing2loud: TIFU for over sharing at work - an update
[Original here](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10kzj9h/tifu_by_over_sharing_at_work/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
HE GOT THE JOB!! They asked for a week to send the offer via email, but that already happened this morning an... | 5 | 7 | |
1674770618 | 1674788909 | t3_10m242o | t5_2to41 | 20 | IndeGhost: I can't believe a 16yr old is being down voted for not wanting his parents arrested. Not to mention having autism and dealing with all the implications with having your parents who provide for you arrested. He has a very good point here as well, yeah I'm sure the cops are just gonna go
"Ah well, he said th... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1674766091 | 1674848938 | t3_10m22jw | t5_2to41 | 104 | NorthernWriter90: TIFU by trying to talk to a woman at a bookstore and failing miserably.
I was at a local Barnes & Noble and was looking at a book that appeared interesting. Down the aisle was a woman looking at the manga section in front of the movie and music shelves, and I typically go to the latter shelves. I ... | 7 | 14.857143 | |
1674766591 | 1674774489 | t3_10m29oj | t5_2to41 | 62 | Upset_Toe: TIFU by keeping my mouth shut.
TL:DR at the bottom.
So my(m17) best friend (also m17) had been planning to break up with his girlfriend (f16) for a couple weeks now. He told me that it just wasn't going to work out with her, and at the same time was being awfully friendly with another girl. Now I kept quiet... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1672858543 | 1672865852 | t3_103bn7k | t5_2to41 | 13 | barren_ground: Tifu and threatened a friends neighbour
First time poster sorry if the format sucks. Very long post
So I'll start off by saying I'm a big guy, 6,4 work out 3 times a week work on a building site ect.
This is a fuck up that brewed over 3 days. So on Monday I went to a mates new girlfriends flat, all i... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1674762318 | 1674791405 | t3_10m0kt8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Dogboy2709: TIFU By giving money to scammers
(sorry for the format, on mobile)
context: I work in retail, this story happen in the parking lot of the store, and my car is in pretty bad shape.
I arrive at work 1 minute before im due to clock in at work. this car comes up to be noticing how bad my headlights are. these... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1674768282 | 1674788201 | t3_10m2yjz | t5_2to41 | 18 | Cent3rCreat10n: Tifu by feeding my vegetarian gf gravy
A bit of context: my gf (25F) has been a vegetarian since she was 16, have not touched any meat for the past 9 years or so.
Now the Tifu happened when we decided to grab some kfc for a quick brunch before we head off to a waterpark. We grabbedsome gravy and mash (... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1672861397 | 1672865464 | t3_103cw5r | t5_2to41 | 61 | Rockin_freakapotamus: TIFU by talking casually to my kids about religion and death
This happened on Monday. My wife has a large extended family where everyone is basically referred to as a "cousin" because its easier than remembering second cousins and family members being "once-removed" etc. For several reasons, we ar... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1672862702 | 1672868296 | t3_103dg8t | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the strip club
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guy4guy4guy: I'm perplexed by this story
Olianne: I wasnt sure how to word my response, then I saw yours. Let me join you. I am also perplexed by this story.
guy4guy4guy: Very understandable
Lined_the_Street: Got room for a third?
I was picturing a middle aged dude... | 5 | 16 | |
1672862786 | 1672890417 | t3_103dhla | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a puppy
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bsubtilis: Never get pets you can't afford serious surgery for, in case it for instance eats something really bad or gets into any unlikely household accident. You need to surrender the pet now ASAP while it still is young and can be trained properly and cared for well. Don'... | 14 | 1.071429 | |
1672863861 | 1672864984 | t3_103dy5u | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by bursting in on my brother and gf in bed and throwing water on them
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xiaofucks: When you say "in bed", do you mean literally just in bed sleeping kind, or the more energetic kind? LMAO
Well-it-depends-on: Well…. he was PRETTY pissed at me….!
xiaofucks: Just checking 🤣🤣🤣 RIP
| 4 | 11.75 | |
1672864677 | 1672943992 | t3_103eazx | t5_2to41 | 8 | flumpawumpa: TIFU by eating pistachios awfully
Let me start this by saying that I have never been a big fan of nuts. So, I have never really had them in my house or around me for extended periods of time. However, I recently went round a friend’s house to celebrate a birthday. In typical meet-up fashion, there were a v... | 4 | 2 | |
1672864864 | 1672865899 | t3_103edxf | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying something perverted to my sister
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Takemeto-yourmother: I feel like some more context is needed. Like what was said? It sounds like you just made an inappropriate comment period.
panbert: And somebody sent a picture of what he said ?
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1672867083 | 1672870113 | t3_103fcfa | t5_2to41 | 141 | AwkwardLabRat: TIFU by mailing my sex toy to a church
Sooo this literally just happened. A couple weeks back I got a little intoxicated and ordered myself a newer model Womanizer. Ladies, if you don't have one, do yourself a favor. Now most sites automatically populate my address and information with my Google account.... | 3 | 47 | |
1672867546 | 1672936199 | t3_103fjqi | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by Saying Something Perverted to my Sister
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Aelinthali68: First line of post: I'm 16m
ok_123456789: Oh shoot mb that was a typo
Kat1eQueen: Sure
ok_123456789: What's that supposed to mean
RudeSprinkles1240: Nobody believes you, is what it means.
ok_123456789: What do I have to gain from lying t... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1674772724 | 1674832102 | t3_10m4rob | t5_2to41 | 295 | PlotHole2017: TIFU but going three years without knowing my apartment has a heater. In Michigan
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I moved in at the end of June 2020. I had been living in my car for a few months so at the time all I had was an air mattress, my computer and a car full of shit I took with me from Arkansas. It was hot though ... | 7 | 42.142857 | |
1672868029 | 1672973039 | t3_103frf5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | AITA-grandpa: TIFU getting black out drunk on my birthday and ruining my chance with a cute guy
My birthday was last week and I got extremely drunk to the point I blacked out. I have no memory of the event, but did find out through various people that I made out with two guys:
1. SM (who I am not into, but who is into... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1674768587 | 1674778193 | t3_10m32su | t5_2to41 | 143 | PokeChampMarx: TIFU by arranging a yugioh trade in person
TIFU by not arranging a yugioh trade in person
This was actually back in 2018 but anyway.
So I was trying to trade some yugioh cards over Facebook and found someone interested in my area and we both agreed on the cards we were trading and the time and place. ... | 4 | 35.75 | |
1673627427 | 1674846197 | t3_10ayrdr | t5_2to41 | 25 | MrClarinetNerd: TIFU by running over my dog
For some context, I have 2 dogs, a Cockapoo and a Blue/Red Heeler mix. The Heeler loves to chase cars and does so no matter what. The vehicle I drive daily to school is an old 01 GMC Sierra that my dad lets me drive, and we have a mailbox right beside our furthest South drive... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1672870831 | 1672875880 | t3_103gzad | t5_2to41 | 219 | north_atlantic_moose: TIFU by not realizing when school vacation ended
Last night, my wife and I were both looking forward to having the kids back in school again today. We made a bunch of no-kids plans, and talked about how happy we'd be to check things off our lists and start getting back into the post-holidays rhyth... | 4 | 54.75 | |
1672873718 | 1672878238 | t3_103i83r | t5_2to41 | 28 | Y3ll0wUmbrella: TIFU by kissing a friend with no intentions of getting involved, but it turned out that the girl was in love with me for 3 years
I (21M) was dumped by my gf who told me that she liked other guy. After that I was a mess (I still am) because I gave everything I had to that relationship and it was an extre... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1674777735 | 1674781533 | t3_10m6npc | t5_2to41 | 254 | masterofasgard: TIFU talking a girl out of having sex while we were already having sex
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Fyesta: L
masterofasgard: Lol indeed.
Scottttttttttt1823: More like LLL. Take all the Ls.
| 4 | 63.5 | |
1674778361 | 1674802696 | t3_10m6w5a | t5_2to41 | 12 | Level_Society_391: TIFU by invalidating my friend’s feelings regarding his family issues
My friend has had problems with his family since he was 14 (we are now both 17)
It was mainly because he got into dating and his parents are the conservative type, his parents did get aggressive at one point because he was talking... | 6 | 2 | |
1672875836 | 1672969983 | t3_103j446 | t5_2to41 | 85 | TheSiege82: TIFU by accidentally discharging my $2500 medical humira pen onto the carpet.
TIFU by accidentally discharging my $2500 medical humira pen onto the carpet.
I was getting ready to self inject my humira pen in my thigh and got distracted thinking someone might walk into my kitchen and see my pants down and ... | 26 | 3.269231 | |
1672877153 | 1672888580 | t3_103jnw0 | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it [FINAL UPDATE]
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sherlip: I feel like I've read this update already. Is there another?
adalaar: No he's just milking it
AcrobaticSource3: Maybe the gf likes him to milk it...that will be the next update
| 4 | 9.75 | |
1673834981 | 1673919154 | t3_10d25ps | t5_2to41 | 610 | Thanics: TIFU by unknowingly talking to a celebrity without realising it untill later
Hey r/tifu,
I don’t have a good writing skill but I’ll try my best to make it sound better. So, I currently live in the UK and I was returning from Birmingham to my flat in London, after using SWR, I changed to underground at Padding... | 9 | 67.777778 | |
1674781141 | 1674784721 | t3_10m7vdb | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By trusting my sister to pay me for my job
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dragonfeet1: Your sister is a dick but also if you can get a job, and you're collecting SSI, that's kind of illegal. At least in my state.
Shoveler294: Yeah so I can’t get a job atm. Otherwise they stop sending money to my parents
Noclue42AW: They are... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1672878206 | 1672918461 | t3_103k2u0 | t5_2to41 | 635 | TooAnonToQuit: TIFU by killing a long-awaited hiring list.
So this happened a couple of days ago, but I just got a call about it today.
My place of work is large bureaucratic and filled to the brim with red tape. It has had an empty position for a long long time. They rewrote the job description and posted the job. I... | 7 | 90.714286 | |
1672879827 | 1672881599 | t3_103kpeq | t5_2to41 | 75 | Weirdest_chevy_guy: TIFU by accidentally giving my friend a bomb
So let's add some info and then to the story. I got my friend a bluetooth speaker from a store. Don't want to say the name and call them out because it's rude.
I got it for like 7$ and was like "he would love this!" And when I was off work one day I wen... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1673758138 | 1673997571 | t3_10cav3e | t5_2to41 | 236 | shohburner: TIFU by trying to bluff our top employee into compliance
I am an HR manager for a small software company. We set up benefit plans for small businesses to offer their employees. Early in 2020, when the pandemic hit we went remote. Around the same time, we needed to hire a benefits analyst. I interviewed abo... | 6 | 39.333333 | |
1673345095 | 1673392835 | t3_1086745 | t5_2to41 | 3,535 | shittyhuman12344: TIFU by trusting my girlfriend over my best friend
I (23M) broke up with my girlfriend (22F) today. My girlfriend and I had been dating for the past six months and everything was going great because she was my first serious relationship in almost 3 years. I’m usually a non-argumentative person which i... | 9 | 392.777778 | |
1672881684 | 1672951421 | t3_103lfog | t5_2to41 | 3,671 | TheAcclaimedMoose: TIFU by screaming "OMG I'm ganna f'n cum" while my wife was unmuted on an important sales call with her boss
My wife and I both work from home (it's just the two of us in our household), and she just started at a new job a few months ago, and actually just received a promotion two days ago which i... | 12 | 305.916667 | |
1672882174 | 1673759875 | t3_103lm5d | t5_2to41 | 37 | tiger2380: TIFU by not knowing why one would obtain a purple heart.
Not today but still embarrassed by it.
I was at a dealership getting an oil change on my truck. I got weary sitting inside so I stepped outside and started a conversation with an older gentleman who was also waiting for his vehicle.
When his car was... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1672882463 | 1672900476 | t3_103lq31 | t5_2to41 | 15 | saltytriscuit: TIFU by accidentally creating child porn and putting my mom's job at risk
Obligatory this didn't happen today, it happened when my brother was around 6 and I (F32) was around 9.
Looking back this was kinda funny but at the time I was in more trouble than I'd ever been in my life, and was also afraid I w... | 3 | 5 | |
1674786560 | 1674836530 | t3_10m9pps | t5_2to41 | 377 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my parents lie and convince me to pawn the coin collection me and my dead grandpa made
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JustinIsFunny: Send me the name of the store and some verification and I’ll pay for all of it to come back to you. Then instead of shoveling for that money, make your best effort to find an older ... | 4 | 94.25 | |
1672886272 | 1672889085 | t3_103n51v | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU Asked a girl for her number without knowing enough.
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AcrobaticSource3: what does her insta look like? Does I look like she’s 15?
Drakoneous: Who the fuck cares... She's fifteen whether she looks it or not.
| 3 | -0.333333 | |
1672880519 | 1672893664 | t3_103kz7g | t5_2to41 | 10 | Hot-Championship9313: TIFU by missing the most obvious hint from a cute girl.
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AcrobaticSource3: She kept looking at her watch fo 1.5 hours waiting for 00:00? I don’t understand, midnight doesn’t change, if she looks at she watch at 11:30, she doesn’t have to keep checking every few minutes
Eraevn: Easy to los... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1672890597 | 1672967687 | t3_103oop6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | linkitydrinkity: TIFU by sending my mortgage advisor my OnlyFans statement
Hello! 27M here, UK based. So, for the last eight months, I've been trying to buy a house and I've finally got somewhere and had my offer accepted. I contacted my mortgage advisor to tell him the great news and he congratulated me and asked for... | 5 | 3 | |
1672890474 | 1672934410 | t3_103on9m | t5_2to41 | 9,174 | daddyspringles: TIFU by accidentally masturbating to a picture of my mother in law
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apolychr: Well this is the most wholesome mother-in-law porn related story I’ve ever heard. Ya just can’t find that quality on the hub.
intokpyouseeme: Well glad you liked it cause this person made the whole thing up, if you ch... | 12 | 764.5 |
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