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1672894141 | 1673104756 | t3_103pw30 | t5_2to41 | 44 | starry_nightz_: TIFU by drinking half a bottle of my roommate's Benadryl
I, 26f, live with one roommate, 33f. I moved in to her place last summer after moving across the country with her. She works a full time job and I'm trying to get my GED (long story).
So, I had a terrible headache. I'm not sure what caused it but... | 8 | 5.5 | |
1672894042 | 1672908255 | t3_103puw4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting rammed with the runs
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ohnourfeelings: Oh so fucking vile. You didn’t scotch guard the couch?
miller-lite-and-: Should’ve! Luckily the warranty covers stains.
ohnourfeelings: Haha yes we would like to return this couch it has a stain. Sure what is the stain? Uhhhh
Fun-Pea-880: Explosi... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1674798869 | 1674860559 | t3_10mdlqm | t5_2to41 | 1,753 | [deleted]: TIFU by expecting to have a birthday cake from my family
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JustARandomOrange: I'm so sorry about what happened to you.
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU WITH LOVE FROM THE REDDITORS WHO JUST READ THIS POST
Extra(s): angry grudge for your parent's (and probably your sister's) entitlement
you didn't do anythi... | 10 | 175.3 | |
1674795919 | 1674830126 | t3_10mcqw2 | t5_2to41 | 46 | slaerdx: TIFU by making an expensive mistake in an art studio
I'm a handyman that works on general handyman stuff, like mounting TVs to the wall, installing/replacing ceiling fans, assembling large furniture, that kind of stuff. One of my clients which I've worked for doing that kind of stuff has an art studio and I he... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1672900416 | 1672901308 | t3_103rw2t | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating my partner out and catching COVID
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camlaw63: You aren’t serious, Jesus, how dopey can a person be? You have Covid, so do I, my symptoms started with a tickle in my thought, they got worse, I didn’t eat anyone out.
leeditsu: Never claimed to be smart and specified i am probably wrong ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1672900175 | 1673027756 | t3_103rtcl | t5_2to41 | 4,261 | Historical_Panic_465: TIFU by dunking my hand into a tub of water to grab a fallen surge protector
This happened 3 days ago. No need to tell me how insanely stupid I am....trust me, I am sooo very aware....
I had a surge protector sitting sort of haphazardly behind my aquarium, had a big tub of water next to my aquari... | 12 | 355.083333 | |
1674803979 | 1674874559 | t3_10mezqm | t5_2to41 | 20,293 | littlepeanut457: TIFU by letting my bf go down on me and having my mom walk in on us
I’ve read stories about this on here but never thought I could contribute, and I don’t think I can look my mom in the eye sockets ever again.
Me (21 f) and my bf (24 m) don’t have a place of our own at the moment so we don’t have a lo... | 14 | 1,449.5 | |
1672905202 | 1672905517 | t3_103t90z | t5_2to41 | 39 | freezerkeys: TIFU by accidentally leaving my keys in the freezer
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Giovanna3081: I left my phone in the fridge once also did my head in 😂
freezerkeys: Oh no, I can totally relate! I've had my fair share of kitchen-related forgetfulness as well. I once left a batch of cookies in the oven for so long that they t... | 3 | 13 | |
1674805893 | 1674808512 | t3_10mfgnr | t5_2to41 | 10 | zFreQuenCy: TIFU by saying to my girlfriend that she is “special baggage”
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addstunt: How is this a fuck up
Psycho_Kronos: He forgot to record it and claim the title "Comedy Genius".
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1674806871 | 1674808279 | t3_10mfpdq | t5_2to41 | 8 | mediumwellbeefsteak: TIFU by getting scared
English is not my native language , sorry if I made mistakes )
I ( 19 M ) am a music producer . I just graduated from a little school of music production here and I've been working on music ( producing , playing and making my own songs ) since I was 14. Today I found an emai... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1672905452 | 1672952837 | t3_103tbid | t5_2to41 | 632 | bluecitrus0366: TIFU by making my family think I died on Christmas Day.
My parents and my partners parents are both separated so needless to say, we have a very busy holiday. I needed to be up at around 7am to start the day and so I set many, many alarms. However, my partner and I decided to have a few drinks the night... | 4 | 158 | |
1674812317 | 1674840637 | t3_10mgzff | t5_2to41 | 92 | Solid-Effective-457: TIFU by keeping some stickers I bought as a joke a bit too close to some more important items
So first, a little background: My friends and I have a bit of a dirty/raunchy sense of humor. As a joke, I recently ordered a small roll of stickers that sort of look medical grade-ish and read “for anal u... | 3 | 30.666667 | |
1674814010 | 1674871328 | t3_10mhdts | t5_2to41 | 1,430 | marshmachete: TIFU by reading TIFU
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FlyGuy_2000: TIFU by having multiple orgasms in the same room as my best friend while sucking my boyfriend's dick. I am a straight male.
TheShroudedWanderer: I wish they were at least interesting, like "TIFU by losing the key to my chastity cage" you know, put some spice int... | 8 | 178.75 | |
1672914370 | 1672958803 | t3_103vojg | t5_2to41 | 573 | AnotherCumDumpster: TIFU by Going to Couples Counseling
My partner and I have been together for ten years, starting out as high school sweethearts. Over time, our intimacy has gone down and what used to basically be a nightly occurrence has trickled down to once a month at best. We’ve discussed this a few times over th... | 7 | 81.857143 | |
1674815871 | 1674844748 | t3_10mhu50 | t5_2to41 | 108 | wyldstalyn6: TIFU by sexting a stranger
This actually did happen less than 12 hours ago. I (M30) got home from work and was feeling a little lonely as my wife and I recently separated so I went on Omegle. Came across a reasonably cute girl and we chatted for a minute, she asked to take it to text so I agreed, she sends... | 6 | 18 | |
1672919354 | 1672920346 | t3_103x2jr | t5_2to41 | 10 | actually_iceman: TIFU by doing donuts in the snow...
I wanted to start this off with a very miniscule amount of information. I've grown up in the Sierra Nevada Mountains my whole life, and I've been raised through some very heavy winters. Around 3 years ago when I got my license, I told myself I'd make a tradition out ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1672919803 | 1672935993 | t3_103x6xc | t5_2to41 | 190 | Ohquinn: TIFU by working out too hard at the gym causing a massive psychiatric crisis
The work out occured on Monday, and the meltdown occured yesterday. I'll start from the beginning...
I have had ongoing mental health issues since I was 18, I've been on and off medications for it for years and I had just crossed the... | 4 | 47.5 | |
1674820550 | 1674834111 | t3_10mj21m | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU By asking my girlfriends mum if they eat dogs in China
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RissoldeChocolate: Damn bro, idk if I could ever move on after such a colossal FU. I hope you can cope all your life with such a devastating fail.
Carliios: Christ never heard of such a big fuckup since I’ve joined Reddit. Truly. Wow.
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1674820134 | 1674824585 | t3_10miy6w | t5_2to41 | 23 | EffectLive97: TIFU by falling asleep after the first alarm
This happened about 8 hours ago and I am still heartbroken about it.
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For context an important detail, I work the night shift at my job from 10:00pm-6:00am. It takes me about 15 minutes to get to my job and I normally wake up before or around 9:... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1672922866 | 1672939984 | t3_103y4iq | t5_2to41 | 28 | Hun_nehh: TIFU by believing the company didn't test for thc
On a personal note, I have ptsd with survivor guilt from being force into the child sex industry. It took a long time to be able to accept what happen and weed was able to help me progress.
Earlier in 2022, I got fired from my job and got rejected by unemploy... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1674823362 | 1674912326 | t3_10mjvpl | t5_2to41 | 4,247 | eschmaria2: TIFU by abruptly stopping my volunteer work with pelicans, probably ruining my career
Made a throwaway to get advice on this elsewhere previously but it's become clear it's more of a TIFU than anything else...
I study zoology in University, and as part of our degree we're supposed to get a certain amount o... | 11 | 386.090909 | |
1672933994 | 1672955670 | t3_1042by2 | t5_2to41 | 13,964 | HelpMePlz52: TIFU By sending my boss and co-workers multiple Dick Pics
This fuck up happened yesterday and I’m sitting here waiting for the inevitable call from HR.
So a little background, I work a hybrid of two days in the office and three from home. When I’m at home and it’s rather slow as most of our clients are ... | 10 | 1,396.4 | |
1674827614 | 1674829840 | t3_10mlct5 | t5_2to41 | 46 | Knoberchanezer: TIFU By perforating my own eardrum.
Let this serve as a lesson to others that I learned the hard way. I' ve been using drops for a few days to help with my earwax issue. The other night my ear got all clogged and it was infuriating. The annoying feeling of my ear being water logged was pissing me off to... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1674828109 | 1674831209 | t3_10mljv7 | t5_2to41 | 49 | One_Special_6012: TIFU I booked my plane ticket on the wrong date, consequently, I will be missing my grandmother's funeral
This happened earlier and l'm devastated and absolutely hate myself for this. I accidentally got the dates mixed up on my flight.
The moment I found out my grandmother passed (a few hours ago) I... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1672936344 | 1672943649 | t3_1043a1m | t5_2to41 | 42 | erraticwtf: TIFU by taking pictures of AP multiple choice practice questions
obligatory this happened last week. My AP teacher, in preparation for a big test, gave us some AP practice multiple choice to do during class. While she left the room for a couple of minutes, I thought it would be a good idea to take pictures ... | 6 | 7 | |
1672937063 | 1672980633 | t3_1043ki9 | t5_2to41 | 613 | MyGoodOpinion: TIFU by pepper spraying my entire family for a bowl of chili
Obligatory this was actually last night but it was in the last 24 hours so I think that counts.
Two things you need to know: My husband loves spicy food, and I love to procrastinate. Apparently these two factors are a perfect storm.
I found ... | 6 | 102.166667 | |
1674830370 | 1674857814 | t3_10mmes7 | t5_2to41 | 61 | ThrowAwayNudes8: TIFU by forgetting to delete my nudes
obligatory; this happened a month ago but the shame was too much to bare to post it so quickly. Throwaway account for obvious reasons.
Me(36M) and my wife(35F) like to flirt a little and keep things spicy both in and out of bed. Occasionally I send her nudes. You ... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1672939458 | 1672968778 | t3_1044k8m | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my girl cry about Panera
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Devittraisedto2: What's Panera
rcw4324: It's like a semi fast food place where you can get soup/salad and little sandwiches. It's pretty good if you're not wanting to get a greasy burger
JLETT420: Expensive AF
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1672940011 | 1673187933 | t3_1044se6 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Puzzleheaded-Music98: TIFU for not asking out a cute girl
Today I was in a coffee shop and a cute girl that was my type sat down to a table across mine and she was with her mother, we exchanged a few looks and a smile when we didn't think the other one was watching and she told her mother that I was looking her way, it... | 6 | 6 | |
1672940663 | 1673044595 | t3_1045262 | t5_2to41 | 48 | cheezygritz3: TIFU by having my students sound like they were cursing during a winter program.
So a couple weeks ago my school had their class winter performances. My class decided to write a poem about Christmas. Great. We decided to read the poem line by line, with each student reading about 2 lines. Also great.
Ea... | 4 | 12 | |
1672939966 | 1672943217 | t3_1044rrc | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a brothel with a friend and getting duped.
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unconductive: deserved
BlurryFace2048: 100%
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1672942069 | 1672951800 | t3_1045nb3 | t5_2to41 | 3,358 | probrachi: TIFU by texting my dead friend’s number. TLDR at end
I am 18F and i have a friend that died two years ago. During november- december i REALLY started missing him. I met him during the winter time and his birthday is in November so i believe thats why i started missing him a lot more during that time. On chri... | 5 | 671.6 | |
1674834945 | 1674861587 | t3_10mo8xt | t5_2to41 | -2 | WeirdOk8915: TIFU by accusing my daughter of using her phone all day
I am 34F and my daughter is 13. Yesterday my daughter came next to me and showed me a video of a cat. I didn't give any reaction to it and asked her how long she used her phone. She didn't answer and I told her since she didn't answer she probably use... | 7 | -0.285714 | |
1672943513 | 1673201060 | t3_10469c3 | t5_2to41 | 100 | Icy-Summer7586: TIFU by lying to my wife
TIFU by lying to my wife
I don't normally like to lie, especially to my wife, and I've never lied about any big things. Just the occasional one about presents or something of that nature, nothing bad or crazy. In March, my wife quit smoking, which I was very proud of her for do... | 6 | 16.666667 | |
1674836939 | 1675138838 | t3_10mp274 | t5_2to41 | 637 | sh0hburner1: TIFU by dumping the best man I ever dated
Today is the 3 year anniversary of me breaking up with my ex. Lets call him S. I dated him for about a year, when I was 23. He was 29. He was the most wonderful man a girl could ask for. He was funny, smart, so gentle and kind and he was into MMA. It never hurts wh... | 7 | 91 | |
1674837629 | 1674848888 | t3_10mpck6 | t5_2to41 | 55 | SesshySiltstrider: TIFU by leaving my door unlocked during a party at my parents
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E... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1672948081 | 1672964460 | t3_10486gr | t5_2to41 | 28 | RagingNerd312: TIFU by calling my dog a pit bull
A few months back we adopted this beautiful female \*American Staffordshire Terrier\* from the streets(literally). She was malnourished and had cuts and other wounds on her, and no collar or tags. We brought her in, fed her, bathed her, took her to the vet, etc. Couldn't... | 9 | 3.111111 | |
1674840042 | 1674842232 | t3_10mqd5x | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not minimizing my browser
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Metallorgy: He wasn't there to fix the cable?
Affinity-Charms: Hahaha what is this, the start of a porno or something?
Metallorgy: "Logjammin'"
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1672950656 | 1672951740 | t3_10499o5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | SameGarlic7: TIFU by plugging in my charger backwards
So my earth prong broke on my chargers plug, and because i live in the UK, you need the earth prong to open the little doors for the neutral and hot prongs to go into.
Well i needed my charger so i got the broken piece, pushed it in so the doors opened and plugged m... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1674841997 | 1674846482 | t3_10mr6cs | t5_2to41 | 90 | new-nomad: TIFU by getting behind on storage unit payments and losing everything to auction
Including >$100,000 in art and high end furnishings, invaluable mementos such as all existing photos of my dead parents, and a bunch of my friend's belongings (about to text him).
For months I’ve been dealing with severe dep... | 4 | 22.5 | |
1674841869 | 1675092194 | t3_10mr4g5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by impulsively replying a creepy message on my Female Friend’s story.
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Vladimirhxtc: I think you're reading a little too much into this one, man. She probably already knows that you think she's attractive, and a laugh react doesn't mean a whole lot. If you really think it went over that poorly,... | 5 | 2 | |
1674843214 | 1674944146 | t3_10mrpbu | t5_2to41 | 5,728 | GoodBones42069: TIFU by sending my 10 year old to school with psilocybin mushroom chocolate in her backpack
Context: I’m a pretty well respected business owner in my community. Involved in lots of groups, and have even run for public office. I also occasionally eat psilocybin mushrooms, mostly to keep depression and an... | 13 | 440.615385 | |
1674845905 | 1674927706 | t3_10msu03 | t5_2to41 | 82,132 | BirdFine1210: TIFU by asking my wife for a paternity test
This didn't happen today, but a few weeks ago. My wife of 4 years gave birth to our first child last year. Both my wife and I are blue eyed and light skinned. Our baby has a darker skin tone. Over the past 6 months his eyes turned a very dark brown.
I had my do... | 30 | 2,737.733333 | |
1672959516 | 1673049777 | t3_104d3zk | t5_2to41 | 412 | MCmclovin: TIFU by fingering myself too well
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StinkyButt_McStinkin: Do not click on OP's name unless you like dick picks. You're welcome. :(
Hello-death: I’m gonna listen this time, fuck curiosity I ain’t gonna click
Rude_Listen9523: You sure?
Hello-death: STOP IT!
Gian1993: You're missing out...
Hello-death:... | 11 | 37.454545 | |
1674847079 | 1674919312 | t3_10mtcya | t5_2to41 | 123 | [deleted]: TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself
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sallesjuli: You don't sound like a good employee. You were there for ten years and never tried to make things better or had ideas or good relationships with superiors? And then once this new boss... | 4 | 30.75 | |
1672966383 | 1673044528 | t3_104fx9u | t5_2to41 | 195 | [deleted]: TIFU by spraying myself thoroughly with insect killer spray that I thought was off spray
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AcrobaticSource3: It could be worse, it could have been Axe body spray
akai_tsubaki: Sis, you are hurting my feelings here. 
AcrobaticSource3: Lol :)
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1672967458 | 1672972447 | t3_104gcl8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by unfriending my friend due to avoidant attachment issues and losing them
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redbradbury: You already know the games you are playing are silly with the friend requests. It’s also really immature behavior for a 17yo. If you have attachent issues, I hope you are in therapy. Also, it would be a goo... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1674847405 | 1674860154 | t3_10mti4n | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by freaking out over M&Ms
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Garmgarmgarmgarm: Go browns!
Lucid4321: "This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3"
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1672968391 | 1672969911 | t3_104gpg2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by practically destroying my step-mom's plant collection
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Solid_Look9293: Were you "tasked" with watering the plants or cat sitting? Or did they just assume you would know how to water each plant?
e-bolasoup: Yes, I was, but I just forgot how to water them. I could have asked. It was completely... | 4 | 1 | |
1672970362 | 1673306731 | t3_104hgam | t5_2to41 | 209 | OkFan1068: TIFU By thinking I was smarter than most people and almost died
Throwaway account because I don't want friends and family knowing what happened.
I'm a 33M, quite a nervous guy generally. I've been around my fair share of friends who got high, but never really been game enough to try it myself.
Fast forward... | 6 | 34.833333 | |
1672974073 | 1673038340 | t3_104iu2y | t5_2to41 | 7,137 | k6squid: TIFU by giving my friend advice
This happened 2 days ago.
I'm chilling at the bar with my girlfriend of 5 months and another male friend. So my girl goes to mingle with other friends and me and my friend are talking. He is having some trust issues with his current girlfriend. I'm lecturing him on trust and h... | 24 | 297.375 | |
1672968585 | 1672978502 | t3_104gs4h | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to unpack the last of my groceries.
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AcrobaticSource3: Are you worried that your cat may have licked up some of the spoiled bacteria meat?
murtr: I was thinking this as well.
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1672967929 | 1673053455 | t3_104gj4a | t5_2to41 | 15 | PresentYourGift: TIFU by going to sleep late
Hey guys! This is my first post on Reddit and hopefully my last.
I'm a 17 (F) living in New Jersey. I sleep with my phone on my bedside table right next to my bed. On this particular day, I went to bed late around 2 am because I was working on college applications and essa... | 5 | 3 | |
1672977816 | 1673026717 | t3_104k5z8 | t5_2to41 | 1,061 | manwithahatonhishead: TIFU by not checking Amazon
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shanninica: This is one of those things you’ll be thinking about before you fall asleep for the rest of your life. Rip OP
manwithahatonhishead: I am crying on the inside
carthous: Idk, I would rather my daughter fuck a dildo than a dude..... 🤷🏻♂️
EDIT: OR ... | 10 | 106.1 | |
1672979079 | 1672998478 | t3_104klnn | t5_2to41 | 7 | Amazing_Excuse_3860: TIFU by rear-ending someone
This happened only a few hours ago. I'll do my best to recall what i can.
Not sure if it's relevant, but I had spent most of the day calling my doctor's office and pharmacist to try and a prescription for ADHD medication filled. To make a long story short, it's a contro... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1674846032 | 1674851604 | t3_10mswag | t5_2to41 | 161 | Beeotiful: TIFU by signing up for an ice water dunking without properly thinking through that it’s going to be really really cold!
Decided this is the year I would get out of my comfort zone, do a few bucket list things and a few challenging things- some scary, some nice.
There’s an increasing movement of people goin... | 5 | 32.2 | |
1672985191 | 1673010990 | t3_104mklu | t5_2to41 | 2,233 | theantigrinch: TIFU by deciding to be petty and getting back at my MIL online only to be fired for inappropriate social media behavior.
About ten days ago, on Christmas, my mother in law declared that I bought to many presents for my daughter. Due to that, she took removed the gift she got my daughter to avoid "spoilin... | 10 | 223.3 | |
1672985166 | 1673126242 | t3_104mkar | t5_2to41 | 365 | pfunk1989: TIFU by pretending to be a plumber, listening to my 3 year old son.
Long time lurker, first time poster, hope this is a worthy read; occurred early 2022.
TLDR at end.
It was a beautiful Saturday morning, ideal for a walk with my 3 year old son, which we embarked upon. Knowing there were several things to ta... | 7 | 52.142857 | |
1672986261 | 1673048070 | t3_104mw5o | t5_2to41 | 28 | Odarien: TIFU By locking my stepfather out of the front door
I've been staying with my Stepfather for several years now, ever since my Mother passed. Me and Stepdad never really got along, we had some vague interests like board games, and Indiana jones but we never clicked. So there's always been this sort of awkwar... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1672983719 | 1673172615 | t3_104m48k | t5_2to41 | 3 | DarthDioBrando: TIFU by playing RDR2 rather than waiting to go out.
Just now I really messed up and pissed both my parents when we're die to go to the hospital.
For the last few years I had this problem in which I felt the need to take a dump after eating a meal. Sometimes it only releases air, other times it releases... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1672985565 | 1672998284 | t3_104mono | t5_2to41 | 5 | FlashyLaugh5033: TIFU by tripping an alarm on the company IT security system
A few weeks ago my company decided to remove admin privileges (windows OS) in everyone's laptop due to security issue. Not an issue or relevance if you're not developing or testing software stuffs.
However, that's not the case for me. Somehow... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1674851958 | 1675021641 | t3_10mveli | t5_2to41 | 17 | holypotatooftr: TIFU by being honest to my gf
we are both 15 and today we kissed and hugged a lot but when she tried to hug me tighter i got back a bit because i had a boner.then went to our homes and she asked me why i got back . this is my first relationship so i asked my friend for advice and he told me to be honest... | 17 | 1 | |
1672992823 | 1672998740 | t3_104opmo | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by being tricked by a straight guy into dating him last update
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Fun-Pea-880: This is why when you find someone who puts up with your ass and loves you as much as you love them, you hold on with both hands and use every toe to grab on.
I, unfortunately, failed 19 years ago, coming up on 20 th... | 3 | -1 | |
1672993964 | 1673045163 | t3_104p0c3 | t5_2to41 | -3 | TheQueenOfDemons_: TIFU by not telling my bf i was uncomfortable
So me (17 f) and my bf (17m)
Have a very intimate relationship with each other and not long ago we tried to try something new and in the middle of it I started to feel uncomfortable I tried to tell him but I'm naturally a very quiet person so he didn't n... | 9 | -0.333333 | |
1672986339 | 1673023011 | t3_104mx0s | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a birthday part for a girl I was interested in
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parabolicurve: I don't know about being a "good story". It's just depressing to me.
Sadpuppydawg: Don’t check out his other post about it then
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1672999412 | 1673007402 | t3_104qgog | t5_2to41 | 132 | rabbitt-we: New year, new fuck ups
sps97grt: A very basic TIFU but I flunked my interview by talking how my team in my current company sucks. That's a major red flag apparently. Guess I need more interview experience.
Gottacatch_7777: Yea some stuck up corporation takes it bad, however your literally better off stop ... | 6 | 22 | |
1673003818 | 1673008731 | t3_104romj | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by instigating with a friend and I feel horrible.
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wateredhand: Maybe you should see a therapist, it screams mental issues to me.
Krocan503: That's a bit extreme for a squabble between young adults...
wateredhand: I am not saying that cause of the squabble, I am saying this cause of op's inabil... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1674853678 | 1674855671 | t3_10mw3os | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by being not so subtle as i thought abt my masturbation habits.
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MSGRiley: Maybe I can interest you in a book given to me by the Catholic titled "You're a sinner and that's pure evil coming out of you."
Your brother was probably masturbating and thinking the same thing. Dude.... chill. All du... | 4 | 2 | |
1672999540 | 1673045351 | t3_104qhxy | t5_2to41 | 63 | emilyharmonia: TIFU by leaving my laptop's wires exposed
Edited for formatting.
NOTE: I have one of those laptops where the monitor can flip back and turn itself into a tablet. An important detail, because it made me feel particularly confident in its durability. This was a mistake.
I like to think that, until now, I... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1673006294 | 1673020730 | t3_104sed9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Dooshbaguette: TIFU by handing my case worker a sex toy coupon
I have ADHD in all its colours, one being losing control over bills, spendings etc. Letters with threatening auras give me visceral anxiety (complete with diarrhoea, dangerously low BP etc), so they tend to go unopened.
Today, my unemployment/social rehab... | 4 | 1 | |
1673004434 | 1673009817 | t3_104rusr | t5_2to41 | 24 | SlightlyGamer: TIFU by taking 2 tabs by thinking they are old and wont kick
So the obligatory this was about 1.5 years back, i just had gotten home after being away for a month, i decided to sort out my computer table and found a baggie with old weed bud (had turned brown and super dry) and 2 hits of acid, my dumbass t... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1674854518 | 1674860369 | t3_10mwgei | t5_2to41 | 129 | Affectionatecello: TIFU by wearing nude panties to bed
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i_like_my_dog_more: Being able to not take yourselves too seriously is a fantastic sign for a relationship!
I'm happy for you two.
Affectionatecello: Thank you! We’ve been together for a year now and it’s been great. My family loves him as well
goldug: M... | 5 | 25.8 | |
1674850958 | 1674867528 | t3_10mv01q | t5_2to41 | 4 | david_sii: TIFU and not being fully present this morning
I woke up this morning feeling numb due to the amount of work I've put in this month. I think it's some sort of depression but can't really identify what it is. I really didn't feel like doing anything at all but, I needed to get my kid up and myself out the do... | 4 | 1 | |
1674855359 | 1675014646 | t3_10mwstf | t5_2to41 | 26 | TrickUp25: TIFU by insulting the company’s design that I was applying for
Today I had an interview for an internship as a graphic designer. Last semester I had to re-design a logo for a local company for a collage class. It was one of my recent and more successful pieces so I put it on the first spread of my portfolio.... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1673012459 | 1673047790 | t3_104uh3v | t5_2to41 | 1,720 | Indigows6800: TIFU and Accidentally Created a Mail Bomb at Work
As someone who just works at my job, I wanted to help improve communication between departments. So, I attempted to set up a filter in Mozilla Thunderbird to forward certain emails to our IT department.
I thought I had the filter set up correctly, with... | 8 | 215 | |
1673014931 | 1673056199 | t3_104ve5u | t5_2to41 | 25 | greaterwinds: TIFU trying to give a motivational speech to my gf
So I (m22) was talking with my gf (f21) and she was saying how life was getting to her in general, and she was probably overthinking things you know normal young adult stuff. So I being the absolute genius I am (dumbass) just started an unprovoked Ted tal... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1673018018 | 1673025518 | t3_104wlut | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a double-dose of boner pills just before a breakup
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ttystikk: As funny as this was to read, and I don't mean that to be insulting!- I want to point out that an erection lasting over 4 hours is grounds for medical attention.
EDIT: time
TheGoodSquirt: It's 4 hours....Let the man have t... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1674857019 | 1674879971 | t3_10mxhmo | t5_2to41 | 186 | norfolk82: TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first
This is my current situation. I am stuck in my bathroom. I had to go #2 really bad so i ran to the bathroom and sat on the toilet to do my business. I have been watching TikTok’s and reading Reddit for a good 30 min as i usually do in... | 6 | 31 | |
1673019829 | 1673046746 | t3_104xbvz | t5_2to41 | 223 | dark-suricat: TIFU by flashing a construction worker because of my dog
I’m a 23F, and I’m currently living at my parent’s place to finish my Masters degree. I have an undergraduate Masters in Interpreting and Translating, and decided to apply for a more specific degree in Audio-visual Translation, which is basically ... | 8 | 27.875 | |
1673006826 | 1673103101 | t3_104skma | t5_2to41 | 6 | frefornheoffreferff: TIFU by rushing to work
"Today I Fucked Up:
I was driving to work this morning and I was running a little late. I was rushing to get there on time and I ended up running a red light. As I was driving through the intersection, I heard a loud crash and felt a jolt. I turned around and saw that I had... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1673022508 | 1673024050 | t3_104ygj7 | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by rubbing acetone on my bus ticket
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Hk-Neowizard: Maybe a life of crime isn't the right thing for you
krabby--patty-: I NEED HELP
Weisenkrone: Sorry buddy, this gonna be a death sentence.
| 4 | 8 | |
1674858934 | 1674860934 | t3_10my9xm | t5_2to41 | 11 | Ok_Lifeguard_6508: TIFU: Turned the BBQ into an Inferno
This happened last night. I was home alone and cooking myself a steak. I have a gas BBQ.
I turned the BBQ on brushed the grill with oil, putbthr bottle down and went inside to grab the steak. Came back outside to find that I'm an absent minded idiot because I h... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1673029112 | 1673030486 | t3_10519o7 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: Tifu by lying about being a virgin
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PlsRfNZ: Should have stayed and said you were clearing the pipes for her turn.
You're 22, surely you can recharge and go again within 20 mins or so.
Would have been the perfect opportunity.
Flossthief: Sir
Do the "round 2s" stop happening when you get older? I'... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1673029967 | 1673040617 | t3_1051moe | t5_2to41 | 9 | LikeLegitness: TIFU by going out to eat then going to the mall directly after
This actually happened 2 years ago around Christmas. I was visiting family out of state and went to a restaurant with my boyfriend at the time. I had never visited this restaurant before. I ordered some spaghetti and mozzarella sticks. This i... | 3 | 3 | |
1673034423 | 1673045197 | t3_1053i9b | t5_2to41 | 162 | Wiring-is-evil: Tifu by experimenting with veggies..
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Th3Glutt0n: It sounds to me like all you did was remove a blockage, it's not a fuck up if no one finds out
Wiring-is-evil: I do agree that it didn't feel like quite as much of a fuck up bc no one found out but it did cause me to have to hide in the bathroom... | 5 | 32.4 | |
1673036417 | 1673046923 | t3_1054cym | t5_2to41 | 5,420 | brotein_shake94: TIFU by laughing during sex
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lobo_locos: 
Redditwitter83: as a gay man....mac and cheese is ruined for me forever.
Long_Educational: Don't act like that bussy doesn't make some noise from time to time.
Redditwitter83: really, in front of my salad!?
Long_Educatio... | 7 | 774.285714 | |
1674860700 | 1674864984 | t3_10myzem | t5_2to41 | 160 | kebastian: TIFU by accidentally caling my female friend a pig
I (M35) have a college friend nicknamed "Pinky" (F34) (pretty common nickname where I'm from). We were pretty close during college but It's been a while since we talked. You know, work, family, kids, all those things happened.
Yesterday she texted me askin... | 3 | 53.333333 | |
1673037103 | 1673074665 | t3_1054n7c | t5_2to41 | 12,473 | dumnem: TIFU by fucking a new friend's mom.
I wrote this for an askreddit thread but I figured it was TIFU worthy.
Disclaimer, this happened years ago.
So background, I was on and off homeless for years, from when I was 18 to about 24 or so. Went and joined the military, got an uncharacterized discharge, severe menta... | 10 | 1,247.3 | |
1674860669 | 1674920689 | t3_10myz0h | t5_2to41 | 6 | TBMNGaming: TIFU By walking past 10PM.
Not today, but a month ago.
My mother is one of those overprotective mom that you just love so much but get frustrated by them a lot. Basically, if she hears a sound, she will come charging in asking if im aright. i mean, shed probably get mad if i went to the toilet... Anyways, ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1673044590 | 1673109524 | t3_1057tqe | t5_2to41 | 495 | [deleted]: Tifu by lying about being a virgin
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Moosebuckets: Duuuude. Shit happens lmao.
I believe in honesty though and I would be upset if someone lied about anything.
ProTip though: women are so used to men talking mad shit about their sexual prowess then being disappointed so it’s best to not do that
Me... | 12 | 41.25 | |
1673045258 | 1673050845 | t3_10583uk | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by possibly accidently grooming a girl?
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tantedbutthole: Even being friends with someone that young is odd. I would stop talking with her
Cyrodiil: Yeah, that’s a sophomore in high school hanging out and having suggestive talk with a senior. I remember that happened at my high school, and man d... | 9 | 3 | |
1673048992 | 1673100276 | t3_1059n89 | t5_2to41 | 13 | CDTED: TIFU by breaking my moms wall over green gas
A little backstory. I have a airsoft gun. I went and bought it for 130. My mom asked me if I spent all my money, me lying I said “no I didn’t , I still have 10 dollars” little did I know that would’ve turned me to much more money. I asked her about getting me green ga... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1673049359 | 1673130885 | t3_1059seu | t5_2to41 | 38 | HughJ0: TIFU by driving over the neighbours dog
I got up for work, got ready, got in my truck, drove out of the driveway, down the road and BOOM! NIGHTMARE!
I froze in shock, realised I should jump out and try to resucitate/save the this dog's life [If I can].
Got out, the little fella was just stood there like nothin... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1673047887 | 1673062259 | t3_105978c | t5_2to41 | 180 | rainsmith: TIFU by poisoning myself with mold
In November I started having sinus issues from the dry air in my apartment. I got a humidifier, read all the instructions, and started using it every night. The results were great - no more itchy skin and dry throat from sleeping in a bone dry room.
Then came the fuck up. ... | 3 | 60 | |
1673049438 | 1673080596 | t3_1059tk5 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Rashional3: TIFU by jumping on the NYC subway tracks
Ok, this story really captures my neurotic obsessive personality.
I was already late to meet up with some friends, having taken the downtown train instead of the uptown train and had to transfer when I got off. I also already missed my initial train, as the doors cl... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1674862520 | 1674880653 | t3_10mzqbs | t5_2to41 | 175 | Junior-Ranger6861: Tifu by buying my grandma a pizza.
My gran remembers tasting pizza only once in her life and she did not particularly like it so she never tried it again. She sees it as one of those things that are for the younger generation. She prefers food that she is used to eating.
Since it's her birthday week... | 8 | 21.875 | |
1673050498 | 1673068144 | t3_105a96n | t5_2to41 | 644 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping through a job interview
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ChainmailleAddict: "Sleep debt" is a concept you need to erase from your vocabulary. Trust me, you end up being way less tired if you just go to bed at approximately the same time every night regardless of how much work there is to be done.
blondeblonde12345... | 7 | 92 | |
1673053213 | 1673197147 | t3_105bbao | t5_2to41 | 670 | whatchettb: TIFU by bringing a putter on a cruise ship.
I'm a 34 year old that travels on cruises with my family once a year.
We always go on Royal Caribbean Oasis Class ships, which have a mini-golf/putt-putt course on their sports deck.
The courses open at 9 a.m. and 'close' around dinner time.
(... which reall... | 10 | 67 | |
1673053690 | 1673107800 | t3_105bhqk | t5_2to41 | 50 | Own-Cow775: TIFU by eating a little too many sugar free mints
Was shopping as you do and I really like mints I eat them a lot and they're overall my favourite thing. As I am shopping I find these sugar free mints marked down in price, I'm watching my sugar intake so these are perfect. I get 2 packs and I'm munching the... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1673056471 | 1673095957 | t3_105cj1r | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: Tifu by lashing out at my partner
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reddishrobin: "she says all the other ways hurt"
So you don't care if she is in pain just so you can get your rocks off? You need to explore and find out more about this pain and maybe encourage her to see her doctor and offer to go with her.
atlas_mornings: S... | 7 | 6.428571 |
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