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1673057813 | 1673137851 | t3_105d0wr | t5_2to41 | 169 | Supersim54: TIFU by accidentally scaring a couple of drunk girls
This happened between 2015-2017 not exactly sure when. So my friend (M 5’11)and I (M 6’0 )where up around maybe 2:00-2:30AM and we where hungry so we thought we’d get some Fat Shack (unhealthy sub place if not familiar) it closed at like 3 and it was with... | 7 | 24.142857 | |
1674864216 | 1674919716 | t3_10n0f46 | t5_2to41 | -36 | Lolisaurus18: Tifu by lying about having a driving license
I'm embarrassed about not having a driving license since I'm already 21.
I've been dating S since November.
I've been driving since I'm like 19, even though I'm not supposed to so I'm a good driver.
S has huge trust issues, he always thinks I'm gonna cheat or ... | 6 | -6 | |
1673066581 | 1673103432 | t3_105fzv9 | t5_2to41 | 48 | Big_fatty_boi_69: TIFU by peeing in a Starbucks cup in the car
Well, the title pretty much explains everything but I’ll try to expand on it.
It happened around 10 minutes ago, and 10 minutes before that I wasn’t really feeling it. We were at a gas station filling up the car and my bladder, or my balls rather decided t... | 6 | 8 | |
1673072791 | 1673078018 | t3_105hywl | t5_2to41 | 86 | hardnailssoftbelly: TIFU by running on grass
This happened in 2012 when I was around 13 years old. Reposting from an old comment to another post.
So my dad is from Ireland, and he took his Australian wife and kids to Ireland for a holiday and to visit family. During our time here, we visited the giants causeway.
Firs... | 3 | 28.666667 | |
1673074687 | 1673075092 | t3_105iipx | t5_2to41 | 26 | Stinky_Stalin-1289: TIFU by accidentally blurting out swear words out of frustration in class
I was in my history class today. Me and my friend were working on an assignment and we realized halfway through the assignment that we were doing it wrong, in frustration I said “fucking shit!” But unfortunately by volume was ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1673079703 | 1673109747 | t3_105jx15 | t5_2to41 | 100 | RandomPucker: TIFU with pancakes and an act of petty revenge gone awry
Just moments ago, during breakfast,just me(M, 21+) and my brother(M, older) were planning how the day would go, because of a hike, I suggested a heartier breakfast, I went eggs, blackcurrant pie, some slices of salami, turkey breast and ham, he we... | 5 | 20 | |
1674865681 | 1674866876 | t3_10n105q | t5_2to41 | 1 | omeyz: TIFU by fucking UP
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KrankySilverFox: Uh that hole is pretty small dude. You sure you wanna be sharing this little fantasy?
omeyz: haha yeah i made the whole thing up then halfway through realized how tiny the hole is so then i said i have a micropenis
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1673091853 | 1673099398 | t3_105n5op | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally spooning my father in law
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RIP_Pol: This was ripped off from John Simm on "Would I Lie to You?"
https://youtu.be/tihfhE9iZfE
ThrowRA527272: r/iamverysmart
rotating_pebble: Weird behaviour
ThrowRA527272: Aw did you ask Reddit to send me a help message?
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1673093150 | 1673136038 | t3_105nji7 | t5_2to41 | 2,290 | geometricsalmonfart: TIFU thinking it was “mom” not “mam”
So my fiancé and I are watching Slow Horses. A nice British spy/crime series, easy to watch on a night in with some wine.
I love a good British crime/drama series. Grew up on them. For years i’ve been watching these shows and for years I’ve been thinking tha... | 11 | 208.181818 | |
1673098067 | 1673112633 | t3_105p0wm | t5_2to41 | 8 | TakingItOffHereBoss: TIFU by Prepping My Home for Extreme Cold Weather
This happened over Christmas, but I'm just now finding the time to tell it. The Friday before Christmas was the start of quickly falling temperatures that would get us below freezing by mid-day, and continue to drop to just above 0 Farenheit where i... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1673099830 | 1673109127 | t3_105plv9 | t5_2to41 | 605 | [deleted]: TIFU by hiding in my boyfriend's house at midnight, all balled up on the floor, in the dark. His mum accidentally discovered me and was not pleased.
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givemeapuppers: Omgggg I can absolutely see me doing something like this! I really can. I get it so hard. Hopefully she don’t think too hard into it �... | 6 | 100.833333 | |
1673099651 | 1673177422 | t3_105pjl0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Artistic_Pin_8326: TIFU by flooding the kitchen
So since December my brother and I have had the house to ourselves and things have been smooth sailing until today. So my brother and I decided to do the laundry (our washing machine is in our kitchen hence the title, also remember this) so we start with the first batch n... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1673099578 | 1673141620 | t3_105pipn | t5_2to41 | 33 | BitCrack: TIFU by waking up a family with a bloody eye
TIFU by smashing my face near a pregnant woman.
I just moved to a new city. The only friends I have here are a half month away from having their first child.
Some friends of theirs and myself showed up tonight for a "before your life isn't yours anymore" party.... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1673105226 | 1673106850 | t3_105rlmd | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU I join a gang and now I regret it.
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PM_ME_A_PLANE_TICKET: this dude puts "TL:DR" at the end 😂😂😂
my friend. TL;DR stands for "too long; didn't read"
You're supposed to put a quick summary there.
l________1: Sorry I'm new here hahaha, because moderator told me so 😅😂
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1674869010 | 1674869695 | t3_10n29on | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking coffee that's been expired for 2 months (vomit mentions, sorry)
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Grammasweets: Vomit and keep partying dude 😎
greatgoomoo: Good ol' puke n rally
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1673095383 | 1673111679 | t3_105o700 | t5_2to41 | 18 | tri-trii: TIFU by not saying come in
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Setthegodofchaos: I couldn't help but laugh at this. Sorry op.
tri-trii: It’s okay I laugh now but was mortified at the time 🤣 You might laugh more (or cry) when you hear he didn’t leave the room he stood and had a full conversation with my partner and *then* left the roo... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1674869591 | 1674870935 | t3_10n2hgz | t5_2to41 | 11 | Jonny-Marx: Tifu by complaining about my classmates around my dad
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AcrobaticSource3: But what is the answer? Also, maybe she is pretending to need help to get you in her dorm on a Friday night
Jonny-Marx: Yes.
And it is admittedly hard to believe anyone is struggling this much with submitting a pdf. But she ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1673111004 | 1673112997 | t3_105tuqr | t5_2to41 | 88 | International_Cap_83: TIFU by playing clashe royale while my gf gave me a blowjob.
Near the beginning of our relationship, my girlfriend was very insecure about how she looked while giving head so she would insist on having her head under the sheets where I couldn’t see her. One time, I decided it would be funny to pla... | 3 | 29.333333 | |
1674870578 | 1674880587 | t3_10n2u7v | t5_2to41 | 4 | haylieb_artist: tifu by texting my brother
I (f18 as of jan 28th) have 4 siblings, though im only close with one. 2 of my siblings, "a" (21f) who we tolerate but i hate) and "k" (23m i avoid at all costs), i despise being around. the other one, "z" (19m) we never see but talk to sometimes. Last time I've spoken to him ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1673117439 | 1673133340 | t3_105wfvd | t5_2to41 | 33 | the_golden_b: TIFU by outing an employee that gave me a free desert w/o realizing it
So I went to this takeout called Amir. It Arabian. I’m a regular and I always order the same thing. This employee works there often so he alr knows what I usually take. He’s always talking smack but in a fun teasing way, telling how I... | 3 | 11 | |
1674872878 | 1674926834 | t3_10n3ogu | t5_2to41 | 1,430 | Eldautor: TIFU by punching a guy in the penis
This all happened back in early high-school. For context, I (20F) didn’t grow up as someone who watched porn. I actually had my first kiss when I was fifteen, and that was the extent of my sexual experimentation. It took years for me to get the courage to touch a man over h... | 8 | 178.75 | |
1673119681 | 1673121460 | t3_105xbt5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Homeskillet359: TIFU by using g my wife's toothbrush
tifu by using my wife's toothbrush
My wife and I keep our toothbrushes in our small bathroom, whe the kids keep theirs in the main bath. In the small bath, there us a large medicine cabinet, the kind that is three mirrors for doors. My toothbrush is on the left side... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1673121350 | 1673122374 | t3_105y04t | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving an ultimatum I shouldn't have
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That-Pollution-6126: OP you have a problem, not only did you do this because even though you and your husband have a lot of fun and good times together, you did this because there was a "lack of passion", either you left out crucial details about your re... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1673119592 | 1673124193 | t3_105xakh | t5_2to41 | 22 | PM-ME-RED-HAIR: TIFU by sending a message meant for my friend to my boss
I've been feeling really stressed out at work lately. My boss has been micromanaging every little detail of my projects and setting unrealistic deadlines, which has been causing me a lot of anxiety. To make matters worse, they've been ignoring my ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1673123472 | 1673131468 | t3_105yu6b | t5_2to41 | 20 | SupremeZsolt: TIFU by downloading a VPN
I wanted a vpn on my browser. So I casually went up into the extensions tab for the browser and started looking for free vpns. I had found a vpn and decided to try it, I used it and it didn’t seem to do much but however I left the extension.
A month passes and I start seeing ran... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1674874401 | 1674941086 | t3_10n473g | t5_2to41 | 21 | GameLion444: TIFU by being too open with a customer
So, this is nothing big, but today i was working a full shift at the sushi joint i work at. Nearing the end of the day, around 8:30, a couple came in and when i said “You can sit wherever you’d like” the man looked at the chair i was sitting in behind the desk and sai... | 3 | 7 | |
1673126034 | 1673181316 | t3_105zv0h | t5_2to41 | 848 | ChapmangeDude123: TIFU by shoving a sponge champagne cork up my ass.
(Burner account on this one). Today I fucked up by shoving a champagne cork up my ass.
I'm 18M and so basicly, I was feeling spicy. (for those of you who don't know what that is, it's being horny.)
It recently came to my attention that massaging you... | 12 | 70.666667 | |
1674876329 | 1674925464 | t3_10n4uh0 | t5_2to41 | 55 | carmardoll: TIFU by maybe ruining my chances of adopting a cat at humane society.
I recently lost my dog (about a month a go) he was quiet old, 16 yo, so it hurt but it didn't hurt the longest it has hurt.
I wanted to apply to the humane society, to adopt a cat. I had a cat before my dog who I loved a lot. and now I w... | 8 | 6.875 | |
1674876305 | 1674904804 | t3_10n4u72 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting rid of my period cramps
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RudeSprinkles1240: A couple of ibuprofen would work better. What you took is actually more of a headache remedy.
[deleted]: Watch the brand with ibuprofen because it contains caffeine as well sometimes.
RudeSprinkles1240: That's why I didn't say "with ibuprof... | 4 | 5 | |
1673132222 | 1673172560 | t3_1062c8r | t5_2to41 | 72 | HeadIcyMan: TIFU by leaving a sketchpad on my desk
A few months ago, I started to take drawing lessons - specifically portraiture. I've always loved art but never been good at drawing people/animals (anything alive that can move basically).
I've made some progress but things are still very off in my drawings. My teac... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1673132732 | 1673202280 | t3_1062jwq | t5_2to41 | 12 | Troubled_L3Z: TIFU by wanting buck’s fizz
for context this literally happened today, we’re both at her house and she wanted buck’s fizz and her mum let her (we’re both minors) have 1 bottle and we could share it between us two, my friends mum said to get her brother down to open it. long story short he couldn’t open i... | 6 | 2 | |
1673134819 | 1673201785 | t3_1063e4z | t5_2to41 | 568 | timothythepancake: TIFU by getting erotically exposed by airport security in front of my family
This happend today as I flew back from vacation.
So my (21M) girlfriend (21F) went on holiday with my family for 1 week. The weeks before this holiday we were talking about spicing up some things in the bedroom by adding so... | 12 | 47.333333 | |
1674876160 | 1674896495 | t3_10n4shw | t5_2to41 | 10 | idkwhatuwantfromme69: TIFU by failing to look
1994 popular music festival. Second night, I'd spent the last two days in an alcohol fuelled daze, drinking any and all available drinks, followed by eating questionable vendor food, and standing in the sun all day. Last band had played, I went back to my tent in the main... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1673138885 | 1673488570 | t3_1064zhx | t5_2to41 | 5,507 | [deleted]: TIFU-Went through BF's phone when he was asleep.
Title says it all really.
The first time I did it I discovered he'd been joining gay dating apps, "scrolling through just for the fun of it" apparently.
This time was today. We had a massive fight because recently, after a year of being together it feels lik... | 18 | 305.944444 | |
1673139125 | 1673253511 | t3_10652vx | t5_2to41 | 1,706 | Chindrilla: TIFU by talking to my wife about fisting
My wife and I work from home. My office is in the basement whilst she has a room upstairs for her stuff. We’re close but still feel far enough to text each other.
Yesterday I was having a rough time at work, our toddler had also woken me up 3 times in the night and... | 8 | 213.25 | |
1673146892 | 1673191005 | t3_1067w3o | t5_2to41 | 116 | katherin263: TIFU by accidentally throwing away a $500 necklace
I’m a fucking idiot. I realized yesterday that my necklace is missing. I was cleaning my room on Monday and I decided to clean my necklace as well. I can’t remember anything after cleaning my necklace. I can’t remember if after cleaning it I set it down on... | 4 | 29 | |
1673147554 | 1673152512 | t3_10684o5 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: Tifu by arguing with some girls at a party
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-Chris-V-: Oh .. the event. Nobody is making event suggestions...I'd say at very least a night out at the bar. Does anyone else have thoughts?
_NAMiK_: Jello wrestling at the County fair
-Chris-V-: I love it, but it seems difficult to pull off. There are n... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1674883022 | 1674919234 | t3_10n704e | t5_2to41 | 318 | Uchidachi: TIFU by thinking I was starring in Psycho
So I’m taking a shower whilst home alone, when I suddenly become aware that Someone is in the bathroom with me.
I can’t see out of the shower because of my dark shower curtain and poor eyesight, so I freeze and try to use my other senses to save my skin from what i... | 4 | 79.5 | |
1674888749 | 1674954387 | t3_10n8muk | t5_2to41 | 15 | thekrismew: TIFU by eating the wrong burger.
On my phone, english is my first language but I'm bad at it, all those things.
My ma and I have been eating a lot of burgers recently, getting rid of meat before it goes bad. We don't typically have beef in the house, we use ground turkey. It basically tastes the same with... | 5 | 3 | |
1674890658 | 1674941878 | t3_10n95s6 | t5_2to41 | 59 | mouthwordpasta: TIFU by taking the stairs
Obligatory this was years ago
I was at an event at a hotel and I was staying on the 23rd floor. The wait for the elevator was unbelievable. You could stand there for a solid 10 minutes after pressing the button with your hands up your ass, just waiting, then you rode the eleva... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1673150521 | 1673188261 | t3_10695lp | t5_2to41 | 173 | OB1KENOB: TIFU by seeing my bf’s constipated face and now our sex life is awkward
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bigmilker: I think he posted earlier right?
Devittraisedto2: I think OP is just riding off the post of the previous one
OP isn't even a woman, they're a guy
They even replied on that post https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comment... | 6 | 28.833333 | |
1673150262 | 1673313876 | t3_106926c | t5_2to41 | 1,108 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my gf a gift that ended with her in hospital.
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rebuildmylifenow: Umm - I don't know how old you are, but here's my 2 cents as an older man.
From my perspective - and there are a lot of people out there that disagree - if you know your partner has a fear of something, and you exploit ... | 16 | 69.25 | |
1674163220 | 1674975162 | t3_10gdm5x | t5_2to41 | 61 | Twiggimmapig: TIFU by joking at a pet store
I took my kids to a small local pet store to take a look at the dwarf hamsters and to show them the costs of caring for this new type of mammal, talk about what the responsibilities are, what our future hamsters are going to need, etc. I'm not planning on purchasing until Spr... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1674892987 | 1674899496 | t3_10n9sgc | t5_2to41 | 273 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill
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greenwitchlavender: I am so sorry this is happening to you. I remember wearing too small shoes as a kid for months. Awful pain.
ShoesRWeird: The blisters on the heals and the Achilles tendon are the worst D:
greenwitchlavender: I am sorry. Bli... | 9 | 30.333333 | |
1673153312 | 1673202821 | t3_106a372 | t5_2to41 | 493 | Redneckenema: TIFU by trying to do a redneck enema
Ok so this is a throwaway because if this comes out in my life you know what let’s not even talk about it
So then for context I’ve had issues with constipation for a while now not severe enough to warrant going on anything but over the counter medicine but I’m also b... | 9 | 54.777778 | |
1673154282 | 1673154780 | t3_106aesw | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu by arguing with some girls at a party
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chocolatecakedonut: Why did you post this again?
cute_red_benzo: Cus' not everyone saw it already (me)
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1674896797 | 1674949900 | t3_10naqvr | t5_2to41 | 11,628 | spoopycow: TIFU by pretending my boyfriends penis was a trumpet.
This actually happened 4 or 5 years ago.
I was living in a hotel while I was attending secondary school for the military and my boyfriend was visiting for the weekend. He had a mild case of tinea versicolor so he asked me to cover his chest and back wit... | 13 | 894.461538 | |
1673155941 | 1673188421 | t3_106aygx | t5_2to41 | 64 | TeamsThrowaway: TIFU trying to help some children
Today I was driving my car to the local shops and was only a couple hundred meters away from my house when I see two young girls standing on the side of the road flailing their arms, appearing to flag me down. I pull over and roll down my window and ask what’s up. They ... | 4 | 16 | |
1674898911 | 1674899878 | t3_10nbajd | t5_2to41 | 7 | Fickle-Angle-4651: TIFU when i didn't stop after i hit someone.
Forgive my bad writing, this is my first post
This happened about a week ago. So I was just casually driving to work as usual, but I was on a call(yes I know, not the safest thing) when all of a sudden I hear a thud on my right side, and am greeted by ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1673159077 | 1673160772 | t3_106bxx6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Hyp0ch0ndriAc111: TIFU by trying to banter with an Instagram E-Girl SCAM and how it turned out is stressing me tf out
This happened today, and I'm really stressing about it.
This is an obvious burner. So, I (21M) got added by a random girl on Instagram and she immediately messaged me saying what's up. Intrigued I rep... | 4 | 4 | |
1673158006 | 1673172860 | t3_106bm04 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Iguessive: TIFU by being a horrible friend.
TIFU:
On new years eve I went to a party hosted by a coworker and was having a great time. I decided to go home and pick up some playing cards halfway through and was greeted by my friend/roomate Max and a girl, Hailey. All you need to know about her is that she is hot, th... | 3 | 8 | |
1674903234 | 1674929370 | t3_10ncfra | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking pee
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Lenz12: I dunno who's dumber, OP or the people commenting on this obviously made up story by a 15y.o. virgin
Mental-Parking4750: I’ll try to have more believable sex next time
Lenz12: You never had sex.
Mental-Parking4750: Yeah totally
Lenz12: Also, 0% chance you're female.
Men... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1674892862 | 1674926191 | t3_10n9r92 | t5_2to41 | 9 | mashedpotatoupyouras: TIFU by eating spicy jerky
TLDR: idiot touched his dick after eating spicy jerky and suffers
Today I went down to the local markets, nothing really seemed appealing until a stall caught my eye, beef jerky! And a spicy option as well! Two of my favourite things together I get home and try some of ... | 3 | 3 | |
1673794940 | 1673896373 | t3_10clx26 | t5_2to41 | 10,766 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my gf who she's texting
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Form84: I've dated a person who was cheating, and this 1000000% sounds like deflecting. Nobody who is sane does this, nobody who isn't cheating does this.
OfficerStink: Same, if they aren’t cheating they would leer you see their phone. Not that I’m for snoop... | 15 | 717.733333 | |
1673157591 | 1673319144 | t3_106bgzu | t5_2to41 | 17 | J4k3lly: TIFU by not hitting record.
This happened when I was in high school. I was a member of the AV club and the lights/sound crew for musicals and plays. I also recorded the video for a good amount of concerts. The video and audio would be sold to raise funds for our music dept. Anyway, here’s where I messed up. Du... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1674904566 | 1674957593 | t3_10ncsfg | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking too much and presumably made a fool of myself at works party but can’t remember.
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ellilaamamaalille: Hey, welcome to our club.😉
Lem0n_Lem0n: What club is it called ??
ellilaamamaalille: "Mä mokasin firman juhlissa" club. Most of the members are finns but I hope that is no problem f... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1673164483 | 1673236777 | t3_106dhv1 | t5_2to41 | 6,143 | mckaylalopez: TIFU by giving myself a Brazilian
I’ve wanted my own hard wax kit for so long. I finally got one today and I waxed EVERYTHING. Legs, arm pits, eyebrows, coochie.
The wax is amazing. Goes on smooth as butter. Legs were fine. Eyebrows are easy. Armpit….bout snatch my soul. I had to have my kid pull it off... | 7 | 877.571429 | |
1674903682 | 1674912636 | t3_10nck68 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at a test of a snake in a toilet while on the toilet
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Big-Graysie-II: Your title makes zero sense.
ThurBiPoliBur: If you read the edit in the post you'd of seen the correction.
Big-Graysie-II: Oh yes. Let me get onto that. 🙄
ThurBiPoliBur: Don't gotta be a dickhead. I tried editing ... | 9 | 0.222222 | |
1673170410 | 1673292513 | t3_106f57n | t5_2to41 | 60 | MaterialGwurll: TIFU by using the wifi at work for non work related purposes
I wrote this on mobile so please forgive formatting.
I (25F) have been working for a couple years at a startup that does tech stuff. I am not very techie at all (majored in business), and managed to get hired due to my knowledge of other par... | 6 | 10 | |
1674912355 | 1674919739 | t3_10nf1bs | t5_2to41 | 187 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding out I have been ruining the quality of my music
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Splyce123: You should try music streamed in ultra high quality through a decent DAC/amp and some really nice headphones. The difference from a normal Spotify stream (or whatever streaming site you use) vs the next tier up is amazing.
d... | 5 | 37.4 | |
1673171468 | 1673198955 | t3_106ffgd | t5_2to41 | -6 | fuckyou7474765: TIFU by forgetting to book the venue for a big event
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ChiSandTwitch: You're a fucking asshole
fuckyou7474765: how
ChiSandTwitch: Your only concern is that you're worried about your paycheck, and you've openly admitted you find it all funny and have no remorse. That's literally the definition of... | 14 | -0.428571 | |
1673173832 | 1673176124 | t3_106g39n | t5_2to41 | 387 | CapitalAnxious8395: TIFU by having sex
My boyfriend (21M) and I (20F) had a nice dinner tonight. It was spaghetti with garlic mushrooms in. I can drop the recipe, it doesn’t sound like much, but it was great. The issue was it had hot peppers in - the thing I was in charge of. I had chopped them very finely and spent ab... | 7 | 55.285714 | |
1673172984 | 1673187145 | t3_106fury | t5_2to41 | -5 | LeastTime8993: TIFU by breaking up with my girlfriend twice instead of telling her how I’m feeling
I(male 18) and my girlfriend(female 17) had been dating for 3 months and recently had been on winter break for one week(of two). I had noticed that things had become a little bit strained after we had our first fight abou... | 4 | -1.25 | |
1673174705 | 1673204018 | t3_106gbp2 | t5_2to41 | 62 | fuckyou7474765: TIFU by thinking the snails in my backyard were trying to take over the world
Hey all,
I had a truly ridiculous moment today that I'm not sure I'll ever live down. I was high, and for some reason, I convinced myself that the snails in my backyard were planning a takeover of the world. I don't know wher... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1674915812 | 1674925761 | t3_10ng85b | t5_2to41 | 4,318 | IAmGroot0947: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend while she had a tampon in
This literally just happened and we can’t stop laughing about it, but it wasn’t so funny in the moment.
I hadn’t seen my gf in a while and we went out for a fun night of cocktails with friends. Of course, Mother Nature is never on our side ... | 10 | 431.8 | |
1674918238 | 1674920985 | t3_10nh3n5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Black_Electric: TIFU by making salsa and then using the bathroom.
Obligatory this happened about a year ago.
Girlfriend and I (27m) were getting ready to get settled in for movie night and sexy time. What goes great with movies? Chips and salsa of course! But we're not talking Pace or any of that other name brand crap... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1674919854 | 1675008387 | t3_10nhpf0 | t5_2to41 | 577 | [deleted]: TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin.
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gathermewool: Did they at least have someone from the medical staff watch? We had watchers, but they were usually rando junior petty officers who stood behind and had no view of our privates. I mean penis, not t... | 6 | 96.166667 | |
1673186558 | 1673200268 | t3_106jyy2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | sutkus85: TIFU by being an idiot and hurting my marriage deeply
About a year ago I had a heavy anxiety attack and created an alt writing the fears as if they already happened. The sympathy I got from that was soothing so I continued writing. To provoke more of that i kept inventing, making a quite dark picture of the h... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1674909560 | 1674997402 | t3_10ne52c | t5_2to41 | 23 | 84926200: TIFU by going back to my abuser
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alangraham: So … you tell your parents that this person abused you, took photos of you, and is now blackmailing you with those photos… then
… your parents response is to FIRST punish you and THEN speak to the police.
I’m sorry for you, OP, that is so messed up.
Yo... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1673190624 | 1673243765 | t3_106lgm6 | t5_2to41 | 121 | [deleted]: Tifu by raping my nephew
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TrumpsBoneSpur: Firstly, if this IS real, call the police immediately to report the rape and no need to continue reading.
Secondly, I don't believe this story because it just sounds like a bad porn video plot.
1. If it was true, why would you post it to THIS sub? You obv... | 5 | 24.2 | |
1674922324 | 1674940571 | t3_10ninmm | t5_2to41 | 17 | NotGermanTho: TIFU by losing my airbnb keys and getting locked out at 3 am in the rain
ok so for context i'm 18, AFAB and brazilian. i arrived in london at the start of january on vacation from college and was super excited to go to this cool indie music club. i get dressed up and take my wallet, phone and keys all in ... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1673192952 | 1673238182 | t3_106mcu7 | t5_2to41 | 5,781 | ImThe1Wh0: TIFU by wearing my robe and sweat pants to go to the bathroom
SCENE: Early morning, Midwest America, Zero Dark o'clock
I get up to go use the bathroom. It's cold, I put on my sweat pants to go pee, still cold, I grab my bathrobe and put it on. My first mistake was not closing the bathrobe and leaving it ope... | 10 | 578.1 | |
1674937819 | 1674941756 | t3_10nopi8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Suspicious-Impact-55: TIFU by being oblivious
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GabrieltheGabe: My immediate reaction is to say no to things. I've realized people are quite okay with you taking a few seconds to think before responding to a request to join them.
Suspicious-Impact-55: Yeah completely mate I think that was me, I should have take... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1674938995 | 1675019299 | t3_10np676 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Ingegner-Cane: TIFU by getting involved with a communist group, all because of a girl
Ok, I'm gonna preface that I'm not a native English speaker so bear with me.
The other day I was walking around at my university hunting for some coffee, and at some point, I was approached by a girl with some flyers about something... | 6 | 6 | |
1674939408 | 1675020094 | t3_10npc0a | t5_2to41 | 6,637 | [deleted]: TIFU by promising a homeless man a meal & not being able to deliver it.
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Nearby_Landscape3451: You sound like a very caring person. Don't worry about it though he is probably fine. I'm homeless but I can't bring myself to panhandle. I never could. I live a garage most nights with no door. And I ... | 15 | 442.466667 | |
1674941368 | 1674944094 | t3_10nq3nh | t5_2to41 | 7 | Low-Trainer-947: TIFU by learning a cipher
Minor fuck up but I still feel bad.
So this started many months ago. I decided I wanted to learn how to write in code so I could encode things. So I found this think on tiktok (greenrune if you're interested) that just looks like crazy weird symbols. I was alone at work so I ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1674941464 | 1675004054 | t3_10nq50i | t5_2to41 | 1,034 | Emergency-Nail-9921: TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus
This happened way back in 2018. I was finishing up my Sophomore year of college, only one final exam left, and I decided to celebrate by taking some acid.
I had done acid maybe 8-9 times before, so I wasn't a total noob, bu... | 9 | 114.888889 | |
1674943989 | 1674991342 | t3_10nr46r | t5_2to41 | 61 | HawKe_xbox: TIFU by thinking a stranger was my girlfriend.
To set the scene, me (24M) and my girlfriend (23F), have been together for about a year and a half. We live in a relatively busy part of London, and both travel to central London for work; as we both work 9-5s we usually catch the same train together. On a norm... | 3 | 20.333333 | |
1674945855 | 1674949027 | t3_10nrtxb | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by mistaking our Cat Doctors number for a local Ace Hardware.
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Devi1_May_Cry: So you wanted more work but for free from the same vet office you think did negligent work in the first place?
If I found a worm in my burger at Wendy's, I wouldn't go back to demand another burger.
TSZod: > So yo... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1674946692 | 1675064780 | t3_10ns57m | t5_2to41 | 441 | [deleted]: TIFU: Said something hateful to my husband
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great_auks: >When our kid was a newborn it was all me though. It was me changing the diapers and me feeding throughout the night and me trying to keep up on everything with the kid and everything else. I very clearly remember that but it’s been 7 years ... | 20 | 22.05 | |
1673203496 | 1673211133 | t3_106qq3h | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU telling my employees I'm Satanist
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andywalker76: OP, your religion is your business and, as long as it doesn't harm your work colleagues, it's none of your employer's business.
Zer0sober: I 100% agree. Unfortunately, all too often, there are consequences for non-Christians, I've seen it with my... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1673203559 | 1673208554 | t3_106qr3z | t5_2to41 | 51 | MzTerri: TIFU: By thinking laying on a table was easier than it is.
Okay to start, I'm old(er) than most people who do this, but occasionally I get asked to either pose for art pieces (sketches or paintings) or photography purposes.
Lately I've been doing so with a really fun artist and the sessions are a great time a... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1673205019 | 1673206057 | t3_106rd6a | t5_2to41 | 26 | Mobile_Suit_1979: TIFU by leaving a schedule on my Robot Vacuum
So my wife and I decided to purchase a robot vacuum back in July as we anticipated the birth of our first child. We wanted something to help ease the burden of maintaining the apartment as we transitioned into parenthood and would have less time to dedicat... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1673207362 | 1673220148 | t3_106scic | t5_2to41 | 49 | Sad-Honeydew8611: TIFU for kissing my high school friend.
It will be important for story so I gotta say. We have been friends with this girl for 7 years now and 4 years ago she had a really bad car accident that caused her to stay in hospital for 1 years.
Sorry for my grammar mistakes, English ain't my first language.... | 8 | 6.125 | |
1674951537 | 1675041185 | t3_10ntye9 | t5_2to41 | 8,550 | throwaway73737r7293: TIFU by making my buddy realize his daughter is probably not his.
Throaway, since my buddies gf knows my reddit. I don't even know how to start. But here it goes: me and my buddy are both in our mid 20s and work as engineers for the same company and we've know each other since high school and hes p... | 21 | 407.142857 | |
1674951941 | 1675048277 | t3_10nu3uk | t5_2to41 | 2,780 | Exciting_Reveal_6689: TIFU by not HU with a girl who was drunk while I was sober
This happened yesterday but I’ve been dealing with the backlash all day today. Yesterday night me(18) and a few friends decided to go to a house party that another kid from my school was hosting. There’s a girl(Ann) that I don’t really kn... | 11 | 252.727273 | |
1674953913 | 1674963042 | t3_10nus47 | t5_2to41 | 32 | sugarandvelvet: TIFU by writing off radiation exposure as psychosis
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Splyce123: I'm sorry, is this a piece of fiction you've put in the wrong sub? If it's not, you really need some help.
sugarandvelvet: Yeah, this retelling is an abridged, probably more emotive than scientific, explanation what was going throu... | 12 | 2.666667 | |
1673211204 | 1673212918 | t3_106tyex | t5_2to41 | 31 | AccidentProne_99: TIFU by causing a major disaster at work and then finding out it was all a prank
Hi everyone,
I am feeling absolutely terrible right now and I need to share my story with someone. I just had the worst TIFU moment of my life and it's still unfolding.
So I was running late for an important meeting ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1673209561 | 1673232187 | t3_106t9qs | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by critiquing my Mom's personal essay about her deceased father
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aliletz: One very impactful thing I learned in college was “constructive criticism”. One thing I learned in my career is “don’t give criticism without solutions”. Both apply here.
I imagine that the reaction would have been bet... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1674954360 | 1674967896 | t3_10nuxxd | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU, Texted another girl for 3 days.
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Weak_Jeweler3077: 201 days, eh?
Senorcafe510: 201 days and 8 hours
AppropriateScience71: 301 days and 8 hours and 7 minutes.
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1673210996 | 1673311606 | t3_106tv9n | t5_2to41 | 1,907 | [deleted]: TIFU I didn’t realize people can be allergic to moisturizing body oil
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jdmorgan82: People can be allergic to (literally) water.
Edit:not that you should be expected to know every person’s particular allergies.
Mission-Practice-309: And cold. I worked in allergy and asthma and people who are allergi... | 9 | 211.888889 | |
1673214243 | 1673279563 | t3_106v9ku | t5_2to41 | 133 | Breakthewheel89: TIFU by unlocking the achievement : fire crotch 🔥
So it’s the last week of regular season football and I happen to be off and home with hubs and the kids. It’s been a great day making frozen margaritas and a pot roast in my pressure cooker . Well my husband of course was being impatient decided to h... | 6 | 22.166667 | |
1673214666 | 1673246332 | t3_106vg2r | t5_2to41 | 526 | 65thAndCottage: TIFU by quitting my job and ruining my life
This is more like 2 weeks ago I fucked up but here it goes. In 2019 when I was 17 I got charged as an adult for slinging dope. I ended up getting booked for a felony and spent nearly a year in Prison. I’m now 20
Now in October of 2022 I finally got a job that... | 8 | 65.75 | |
1673939970 | 1674005475 | t3_10e5y9i | t5_2to41 | 612 | Cosmixexe: TIFU - Dating my Step Cousin
Around 10 years ago, My uncle decided to date his soon to be wife after being with each other for little over 10 years.
His wife (my aunt) brought along her daughter (my step cousin) with her into our family.
Every family gathering I always would see her and I was very attrac... | 11 | 55.636364 | |
1673216868 | 1673332353 | t3_106we3k | t5_2to41 | 38 | ginaabees: TIFU by masturbating
Before I get into it, I need to give you a quick backstory:
I (33F) started getting gnarly cramps during PMS in approx my mid-late twenties. They say an orgasm helps relieve the pain under normal circumstances; unfortunately they make my cramps worse. And the harder the orgasm, the wors... | 8 | 4.75 | |
1673214552 | 1673277633 | t3_106ve9v | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheOneTheyCallMerlin: TIFU - by missing an opportunity to gain a friend
Okay, first of all what needs to be understood is I am in a position that keeps me isolated from my peers. That being said I have no in person friends, only online friends.
Today I got hungry and decided to order some lunch through Postmates; the... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1673218146 | 1673231149 | t3_106wxbz | t5_2to41 | 28 | Some-Broccoli1719: TIFU by calling an ex at 1 am
Throw away account because my girlfriend knows my reddit
This happened 12 minutes ago. I was deleting old contacts and I realised I had my exes number and I clicked on it to delete and my phone literally started calling her. I hung up immidiately but the call probabl... | 4 | 7 | |
1673218879 | 1673237289 | t3_106x8cz | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I was home alone
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Samasher17: >It is the afternoon and I'm on my room playing some project zomboid with ma boys (rhyme intended).
There's no rhyme here bro.
DangOlBdog: 
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1674961417 | 1674988345 | t3_10nx9e1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ThrowRAggffhhsne200: TIFU by calling my ex
This happened about an hour ago. But a little context to explain it even though it really doesn't help my case.
Me(m21) and my Ex(f21) broke up about two years ago. I broke up with her for selfish reasons and at the time I was too young to really understand the full ramifica... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1673221638 | 1673300678 | t3_106ydm2 | t5_2to41 | 3,202 | Imaginary_Lunch7702: TIFU by making a Star Wars reference during sex
Recently, my gf (23f) and I (23m) have been rewatcing the Star Wars movies so it's not like this came out of nowhere. Today, we were having sex, everything was going great and we decided to do her on top. Disclaimer: I do this thing when she is on top... | 17 | 188.352941 |
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