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1413213322 | 1413482780 | t3_2j4di6 | t5_2to41 | 63 | twifurb: TIFU by texting my sister-in-law and got thrown out of the house.
The backstory: My wife and I married at young age, but we don't care about the statics about young couples, or the advice given to us before the marriage, which was "DON'T DO IT!"
I love my wife, more than anything in the world, she completes me... | 14 | 4.5 | |
1413202838 | 1413219512 | t3_2j3yjq | t5_2to41 | 12 | captaindannyb: TIFU by not knowing what ''choke my chicken'' meant.
I was probably around 12 and there were many phrases for having to take a pee, such as ''drain the lizard'', that we learned on Beavis and Butt-head. So I'm at camp and were getting ready for bed. I shout across our cabin to my counselor, '' Hey Mike, ... | 4 | 3 | |
1413214070 | 1413232240 | t3_2j4etg | t5_2to41 | 7,003 | happyman91: TIFU by shooting a shotgun in a friends house.
So this was yesterday, I was hanging out with a couple friends in my buddy's basement. He has a couple guns, one of them being a 12 gauge shot gun. Well I was unloading it, and must have missed one of the shells. I pulled the trigger and you can figure out the ... | 15 | 466.866667 | |
1413214993 | 1413300917 | t3_2j4gg7 | t5_2to41 | 1,135 | Rock_scotch: TIFU by eating a harmonica.
So I'm at the state fair yesterday, running a booth, giving shit out. Great times. Well things are going great in the middle of the day, when this couple with guitars come over and start playing some music in my general direction. Now I have 2 harmonicas in my pocket (This is... | 15 | 75.666667 | |
1413212330 | 1413304384 | t3_2j4bsx | t5_2to41 | 101 | buubi: TIFU by giving to the poor
I live in Chicago so there's a lot of homeless people, and I always feel bad for not giving them anything (I'm poor myself). Anyway so I went to get gas and there was this guy sitting on the sidewalk, looking real dirty with a garbage bag next to him, presumably filled with his belongi... | 6 | 16.833333 | |
1413217038 | 1413428111 | t3_2j4k4s | t5_2to41 | 62 | fucknozzle: TIFU by spraying everyone on MacDonalds with chocolate milkshake.
There's a trick you can do with MacDonalds straws. You grab each end tightly, twizzle them around and you end up with the middle part of the straw under quite high pressure. If someone then flicks that part of the straw with a finger, it will... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1413214272 | 1413267398 | t3_2j4f7i | t5_2to41 | 13 | xjtsx: TIFU by taking the bus instead of driving.
First time I've took the bus in a months to get to work. During a transfer at a transit I got on the wrong bus (255 instead of 235). After 20 minutes or so I realized I was headed to downtown Seattle and panicked. I got off at a freeway station and I googled how to... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1413217876 | 1413243487 | t3_2j4lpr | t5_2to41 | 26 | jchabotte: TIFU by playing with my helicopter.
Totally not a euphemism either.
So Saturday my wife and I took the kids to go Halloween shopping. Fuck the mall, I used to work at a couple of places there (Arby's and also Spencer Gifts) back 20+ years ago. So we also head up to Brookstone, You know that place that overp... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1413218188 | 1413327395 | t3_2j4m98 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by crippling a pigeon with my bike
So, about an hour ago I'm riding my bike home from school in the rain. It's cold and I'm in a rush. I turn a corner and what do I see?
A pigeon. I think nothing of it and keep cycling, it'll probably fly out of the way right? They always do.
This one didn't. Fucker ... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1413219349 | 1413220236 | t3_2j4ogh | t5_2to41 | 12 | LeadSunglasses: TIFU by offering someone a vodka shot.
It all started when we let someone into our flat. We didn't really know who he was but we were all steaming and lots of people were already in so we just did. The night went on and some of us were doing shots. The random guy told me that he hadn't ever had a vodka ... | 3 | 4 | |
1413209683 | 1413223793 | t3_2j47k8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | pdahl11: TIFU By playing along with people at the movies
I was at the movies watching Annabelle with my friends. We were right in the middle of the theater. A group of black guys went to the very top row.
When Annabelle started doing scary things they would yell from the back and I quote,"oh fuck shit ( sounded like f... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1413220121 | 1413221071 | t3_2j4pwd | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a newborn baby an STD
Chill out it's not like that you creeps!!
2 weeks ago my brother had a baby. Since then I've held her multiple times for an hour or so. Today I found out that I have scabies. There is a good chance that I gave it to my newborn niece being that it transmits through physica... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1413221423 | 1413222607 | t3_2j4sdu | t5_2to41 | 3 | UnstoppableOptimism: TIFU by failing as a father
I just asked my seven year old daughter if she wanted super Mario bros. soup for lunch. She said "no dad...I don't even know who super Mario bros. are". I don't know where I went wrong :/
gergpeabs: I found mario Kart on wii was a good starting point for my 3yr old daugh... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413214166 | 1413236587 | t3_2j4ezu | t5_2to41 | 4 | rugtugba: TIFU due to Excessive Celebration in front of entire school
**TL:DR**: *Get a game winning goal for my water polo team and dislocated my second to last toe while celebrating*
We were tied 11-11 with the other team and I drive down with the other guys with 40 seconds remaining. Time was running out and it was... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413222812 | 1413250568 | t3_2j4v15 | t5_2to41 | 168 | happysaurous: TIFU by wanting to drink some gatorade and putting myself in the hospital instead
So it was the day after Canada day, I had just spent three days moving in the hottest weather ever, was super hung over, and decided I reeeally needed some Gatorade. After acquiring my drink of choice down the road I think n... | 6 | 28 | |
1413224747 | 1413232414 | t3_2j4yvr | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my parents I'm bi
This is my is my first post so I'm sorry if I mess up formatting, I also suck at grammar and spelling, I'm sorry for that also.
So this happened a week ago but just found out the full aftermath from my cousin who blames this all on me. So, I'm bi, I say so that because I li... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1413224024 | 1413269033 | t3_2j4xe3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by jacking off
So this story starts off by me sitting in my room and masterbating. I was watching porn on my phone, I was at the part where the chick is screaming while she is getting buttfucked. She is screaming while my mom calls, I quickly pause the video, answer the phone, talk to my mom. After abou... | 3 | 1 | |
1413225165 | 1413380900 | t3_2j4zp0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | jennydeathwhen: TIFU by getting my dying ex-girlfriend pregnant. [NSFW]
It has actually been over a year since this happened, but it still haunts me till this day.
I was dating this girl for a around a year during my last year in high school going into college. She was my first serious relationship, and i really lo... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1413225334 | 1413244376 | t3_2j4zzc | t5_2to41 | 6 | melontronics: TIFU by asking an old friend out for drinks
This just happened yesterday with le me trying to finish up an assignment and trying not to get distracted with reddit and YouTube. So after hours of work I decide that it would be a good idea to contact some people on fb who I used to know from high school. N... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1413226710 | 1413741071 | t3_2j52le | t5_2to41 | 4 | MoogleSky: TIFU leaving porn playing on my computer in class.
This happened about 1.5 weeks ago during my networking class, which by the way, saturated with testosterone considering I'm in an IT program. Not going to lie, I'm one of those females who is not ashamed in confessing that yes, I do indeed watch porn from ti... | 8 | 0.5 | |
1413219870 | 1413235122 | t3_2j4pf0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ytoast: TIFU by trying to buy diesel and not being adult enough to read the instructions.
This happened Saturday, however I did not catch my error until today. I was fueling up my vehicle with regular unleaded because it was a shockingly low $3.09 a gallon. It was at this point I remembered I need diesel. Prices being ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1413226817 | 1413234470 | t3_2j52td | t5_2to41 | 9 | t3cm3n: TIFU by not checking the water temperature coming out of the shower head before holding it against my genitals [NSFW]
The water heating system in the house that I currently live in, is not the best. It usually takes about two minutes after turning the shower on, untill the first warm water arrives. Since I don'... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1413227848 | 1413235819 | t3_2j54sj | t5_2to41 | 15 | scsibusfault: TIFU by testing my porn filter (sfw, xpost from TFTS)
Cross-post from /r/talesfromtechsupport here. First time TIFUer. I left the censored words in, since TFTS seems to delete posts that say boobs or porn.
This one comes from my time working for a school as their sole IT department back in the early 2000... | 5 | 3 | |
1413231513 | 1413232364 | t3_2j5c70 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking that my D was bleeding
That day I woke up and went to the bathroom to do my usual routine, pulling out my thing and letting it go, when I noticed blood on my boys. This is the most horrendous sight for anyone.
It looked really awful. I FLIP OUT and start crying like a little bitch.
I then ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1413229221 | 1413239291 | t3_2j57m4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | nordikaa: TIFU by thinking I was dead and had blinded myself
I've basically only just gotten over what happened here, about 8 months down the line. This is something I laugh about now but in hindsight was pretty freaky.
On a night out with a few of my best friends, we decided to try psilocybin (basically powdered magi... | 3 | 4 | |
1413232133 | 1413247410 | t3_2j5dfc | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by leading someone on...
...and when I say I led her on... I was, well, not a very nice person back then (this isn't technically not a real **T**IFU but whatever). Working on that, though.
Anyway this girl fell for me, hard. Wanted to hang out all the time, wanted sex all the time, I totally wasn't in... | 7 | -0.142857 | |
1413232341 | 1413233419 | t3_2j5duc | t5_2to41 | 4 | bazutti: TIFU by not knowing she had a twin
Like many of these, this happened many years ago.
I was visiting my fraternity one weekend (I had transferred schools after pledging) and the guys tell me they're having a little formal for the winter. Everyone was required to have a date, else you'd get paired up with someo... | 4 | 1 | |
1413232773 | 1413233126 | t3_2j5eo7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | erikbomb: TIFU taking my iPhone for a swim
Tl;dr Phone was in a sailboat during a capsize.... My buddy flipped the boat when I let him sail. I'm gonna let it sit in rice over night and see If it comes back..
Today was a perfect day to go sailing. The 15 knot wind socks were straight out and in the back bay where I am... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413232698 | 1413238706 | t3_2j5eiy | t5_2to41 | 14 | leanlikeajackson: TIFU by trying to act cool with a girl
About a few weeks ago, I met a very cute girl in my Calculus class. She is the stereotype shy girl in the back of the class. The very quiet girl with the beautiful smile that lights up the room.
I myself am not the best with the ladies, so it took me some coura... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1413233249 | 1413234052 | t3_2j5fmb | t5_2to41 | 7 | jschleus: TIFU by ignoring cries for help while camping
r3solv: Not that I need to see any news story to back this up, but I am genuinely curious as to where this happened. Also...did you guys ever get questioned by police or where your friends at all involved in the rescue? Did they wake up and head over to the scene... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1413226661 | 1413247709 | t3_2j52ig | t5_2to41 | 7 | segaJenesis: TIFU by turning on the oven
This happened about 45 minutes ago. I live with my fiancé and his grandmother and our 2 year old. My fiancé was laying on the couch with our son and asked me to make him some lunch. He settled for frozen pizza, so I put the oven on to let it preheat and walked away. I heard it b... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413233715 | 1413236853 | t3_2j5gja | t5_2to41 | 4 | itsmckenzieyo: TIFU going out
Before you read this, keep in mind that i've never been like this before, i am legit the angel that everyone sees. this has to be my worst fuck up ever/
My new boyfriend was modeling in a fashion show and being the supportive girlfriend, I attended. My boyfriend had also invited his mothe... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413234532 | 1413239357 | t3_2j5i3n | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing my GF's laundry
To start this story off I'm a bit of a nerdy dude, I live alone in a single dorm room on campus of the Uni I attend. I've been having some internet issues so I submitted a ticket to the IT department so they could come out to my room and check out my Ethernet port sometime this ... | 4 | 13 | |
1413236412 | 1413239917 | t3_2j5lo3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | kagurawinddemon: TIFU by breaking my bed whilst having Sex
So I just moved in with my dad and sister to help with the bills, these walls are paper thin which means me and my boyfriend don't get a lot of *alone time*.
He comes over one morning on a break from work. We get in the mood and move to my bed.
Now my bed has... | 3 | 3 | |
1413236010 | 1413244818 | t3_2j5kx6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Christheranga: TIFU by going for a run
For the last few weeks I have been training for a half marathon and its been going well.
Recentley however I have been getting cramps during my runs so today before I left I decided to put a bit of anti flame on my problem areas. I then washed my hands and continued to get ready ... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1413251054 | 1414443027 | t3_2j5mtv | t5_2to41 | 2 | THE_SWAG_CHAMP: So no proof, hm?
fqw102: I am sure you can get a copy of your report, if not a bill. And if your country's special "Incredible Health Insurance" nurses don't listen to you, then there's a reason Canucks come down to NYC and the States for great doctors, even if you do have to pay. At least we know the d... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413228303 | 1413279750 | t3_2j55qc | t5_2to41 | 1 | Yanniku: TIFU by getting a handjob while I had family in the room below
Tifu by letting my girlfriend convince me to get into it while my family was around
So this happened on Saturday (Monday now).
My girlfriend was staying at mine and we decided to have a little fun while we had my room to ourselves.
We're getting... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1413239842 | 1413242663 | t3_2j5s4l | t5_2to41 | 5 | nomadwashere: TIFU by listening to news about loud music at work
So it was another normal day at work till one of my friends decided to send me a video of some news from orlando (http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/911-calls-suggest-firestone-live-outdoor-event-cou/nhdY4/) (that's not the video which I got) where the m... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413222341 | 1413307056 | t3_2j4u5p | t5_2to41 | 37 | RangerGranger: TIFU: By assassinating a rare bird with a BMW.
I live in a rural area of North Georgia but I work in Atlanta so I have about a 70 mile one way commute. On my way home, I noticed a large group of people with binoculars and khaki vests on the side of the road. I had no idea what was going on so I made a me... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1413241854 | 1413251216 | t3_2j5vsn | t5_2to41 | 72 | I_AM_NOT_POOPING: TIFU by deeply inhaling girlfriends hot bathwater cured mega-farts. Vomiting & hilarity ensues.
This happened last week.
My girlfriend and I were on vacation and our room had one of those really big bath tubs. We had just gotten back from eating at a steak house and smokin a j.
Naturally we wan... | 3 | 24 | |
1413243229 | 1413246769 | t3_2j5y59 | t5_2to41 | 35 | hampering: TIFU by using my Mom's diet Coke bottle as a spittoon.
Last night I borrowed my mom's SUV to take my girlfriend out to dinner at a local restaurant. After eating a delicious meal, we drove over to the river bank and hung out for a few hours. It was cold out, so we stayed in the car, but luckily there was a h... | 5 | 7 | |
1413240411 | 1413244854 | t3_2j5t5c | t5_2to41 | 8 | jumpmeep: TIFU by riding a scooter with flip-flops
Damn scooters.
I lost my scooter maybe a few years ago. I then decided to buy a scooter off of Amazon when my friend pops up and says that he has a scooter that he barely uses anymore, and that I could have it. So I'm thinking, "Yeah! Free scooter!" Then he brings it ... | 4 | 2 | |
1413243768 | 1413253173 | t3_2j5z3h | t5_2to41 | 301 | Fml_what_a_twat: TIFU by getting the word TWAT tattooed on my forearm
So like most TIFUs this did not happen today, this actually happened about 4 or 5 years ago which just means for the last 4 years I have been strolling around with the word twat on my forearm visible for all to see!
Ofcourse it didn't mean to say tw... | 9 | 33.444444 | |
1413243995 | 1413244732 | t3_2j5zgh | t5_2to41 | 7 | sojou: TIFU by not eating a banana.
So to begin, this is a fuck up that started on Friday - I am only today enjoying the consequences.
On Fridays, I only have two classes in the morning. So last Friday, I wake up 15 minutes before the first class starts and feel pretty hungry, (no time for breakfast, as always) so I g... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1413244850 | 1413316079 | t3_2j60xw | t5_2to41 | 67 | 0ktoberfest: TIFU by walking in on my friends sister with her dad in the next room.
This happened minutes ago.
I was hanging out with a friend at his house and went to go use their bathroom. The door was cracked open and the light was off but I was still wary. In my infinite wisdom I pushed the door open without knock... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1413246039 | 1413346979 | t3_2j62xw | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking alone on the balcony
This happened last night. Not a long story, occasionally I have couple beers to myself in the evening. For some reason. maybe the holidays I dunno. It quickly escalated and as a 100lb female, I had about 11-12 in me at this point. I live on the third floor of my apartme... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1413246016 | 1413246401 | t3_2j62wi | t5_2to41 | 5 | JinglePrivates: TIFU by leaving my email logged in
As the title says, I fucked up by leaving my Email logged in... On my dad's computer.
I'll try to keep this story to the point but to set the story, this happened a few days ago and I was running late for work and I needed to hand my working hours for this week in (I... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413246793 | 1413248709 | t3_2j649o | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by touching my friends penis
Let me set this up. Im 16 and last year moved out of my home state i get to see my friends from the state every month or so. this being along weekend i decided to go up. i sleep over at a friends house with 3 other guys. one of my friends had 3 or 4 grams of a strain of weed... | 4 | 1 | |
1413247595 | 1413249459 | t3_2j65n7 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Troubleinsmallsville: TIFU by meeting an old friend who's now a model.
So I got a message on facebook from a friend I haven't seen in almost 10 years. We were super close as kids and she recently got a job modeling for bike week around the United States, we'll call her "N". She was down in South Beach and thought we co... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1413246106 | 1413295256 | t3_2j632i | t5_2to41 | 170 | scarth34: TIFU by leaving my laptop unattended
I need to start of with a bit of back story. I go to a boarding school, and the funniest thing room mates can think of is changing people's laptops to very insensitive wallpapers when we leave our laptops unattended.
in my case when i left to talk to the head of house, th... | 10 | 17 | |
1413250211 | 1413274776 | t3_2j6a9f | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving used condom in my girlfriends car
Not today, but last Saturday my high school had our homecoming dance. The dance goes well, and after we were heading to my friends house to watch movies and hang out. Well on the way, my girlfriend and I "got lost." So as any other horny 17 year olds would do... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1413250828 | 1413314538 | t3_2j6bbh | t5_2to41 | 15 | Mikecherves: [NSFW] TIFU by fingering my ex's ass.
This happened last year. We were both in school and texted each other to meet in the stairway. We did and then proceeded to make out. Things started to get heated and she started to give me head. I bent over and began fingering her vagina. I then decided to shove a fin... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1413250462 | 1413352175 | t3_2j6apb | t5_2to41 | 3,576 | bigjpa: TIFU by trying to have hammock sex
I’m a teenage girl and my boyfriend spends a lot of time at our house. My parents are fine with it.
My family has a pretty large lot, and the back corner of the lot has a little group of trees and a hammock. It’s very secluded.
I was relaxing in the hammock a few days ago ... | 25 | 143.04 | |
1413244725 | 1413265578 | t3_2j60pz | t5_2to41 | 4 | payattentionimsmart: TIFU by getting naked to have sex
So I will start off by saying that my cat is a little shit. I love him, but he can be a grade-a terd sometimes. Specifically with his urine. I have learned to never leave clothes on the floor. He will always use the litter box until I forget to pick up a shirt off... | 4 | 1 | |
1413247804 | 1413259215 | t3_2j660w | t5_2to41 | 14 | dasgoomba: TIFU by throwing something at my cat
Before I get chewed out by animal rights activists, I aimed at something near him, so the noise would startle him and he'd run.
My cat likes to chew on things: Plastic, corners, you name it. I didn't see what he was chewing on, but I heard it and it was pretty dang loud.... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1413253436 | 1417762788 | t3_2j6fsj | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a craving for spicy things.
So, my local Albertsons has a Monday night dinner special. A pack of rolls, chicken, and your choice of salad for $8.99. Having been brought up on the notion that when having chicken, beef, pork etc, you also must have some form of sauce, I bought two packs of buffa... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1413254775 | 1413257685 | t3_2j6hxs | t5_2to41 | 67 | SonOfLavey: TIFU by lighting my girlfriend on fire.
I thought it'd be fun to pour some rubbing alcohol into my girlfriend's palm and set it on fire, then blow it out. I tried blowing it out but it wouldn't go out, so after about three seconds of her hand being kn fucking fire I pulled her hand into my hoodie. She has s... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1413253778 | 1413257469 | t3_2j6gbs | t5_2to41 | 16 | TheCoolman78: TIFU By being allowed to use a laptop
So, first, some backstory. At my school, we have some old laptops (like, they still use windows vista old) that they let us use for projects. I had already done my project at home with my friend, /u/TheAmazingDoc (Here-after reffered to as TAD).
So we decided to bro... | 4 | 4 | |
1413252430 | 1413257123 | t3_2j6e5u | t5_2to41 | 18 | Watchadoinfoo: TIFU By trying to co-exist with my cockroach roomates
I live in a really shitty apartment, and the worst part is i'm on the first floor (ground level). It wasn't always so shitty thou, and i could have prevented it. So it was around a couple of months ago, when i first witnessed my first cockroach. It wa... | 3 | 6 | |
1413256104 | 1413305670 | t3_2j6k20 | t5_2to41 | 39 | coffeeonsunday: TIFU by thinking there was a water fountain in the bathroom while in France
MrMcWild: Great another TIFU that didn't actually happen.
coffeeonsunday: definitely did
MrMcWild: I definitely believe you now. I am sure your friend in the retracted story totally went to use the bathroom and I assume take a... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1413152969 | 1413377448 | t3_2j2aw7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | liripipe: TIFU by getting a piggy back
So basically a group of friends and I decided that we wanted to head into a club in the centre of town. Naturally, that involves the sacred tradition of 'pre-drinking' and getting off your face drunk so we'd spend less money in the club.
All is well until we realise that shit, we... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413257420 | 1413400102 | t3_2j6m64 | t5_2to41 | 9 | PhilMckraken85: Tifu by sending a dick pic to my ex
So this happened today the title explains. I was on snapchat and I hate the way you enter the messages that stupid slide so I take about five pictures and get the right one and send. Then five minutes later the girl I thought I sent it to goes hey whatsup? And then I ... | 3 | 3 | |
1413258575 | 1413264459 | t3_2j6o08 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning in the wrong homework assignment for my video class.
So this happened on Thursday. Today is Sunday and my next class in this class is on Tuesday. I do not want to go to class and don't know what to do.
So I am taking a 2D animation class and our assignment was to make a minute long intro to ... | 3 | 3 | |
1413253828 | 1413680658 | t3_2j6geu | t5_2to41 | 7 | TyrionDrownedAndDied: TIFU by borrowing a friends homework sheet.
Today my class is to submit a huuugee workload of hw for an IDS class(introduction to digital system). And yesterday, i was borrowing a friends HW sheet to look at the questions(so i can do it at class). Forward to midnight, she was looking for her HW sh... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413260903 | 1414300740 | t3_2j6ri3 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Titra: TIFU by reminding my hubby his mom is dead.
In true TIFU form this wasn't today, but a few years ago around Christmas time.
We were having our company Christmas party and since I work with family my mom was also there. The ladies in my family are very fond of their wine and since we had a good year it was freel... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1413260490 | 1413265635 | t3_2j6qw3 | t5_2to41 | 146 | s_bain: TIFU by farting loudly in the library
This actually happened today. I was in the library studying for an exam and I had my noise canceling headphones on, playing some classical music.
I had to have been studying uninterrupted for about four hours, and having those headphones on for that long can do weird thing... | 6 | 24.333333 | |
1413243263 | 1413288509 | t3_2j5y7l | t5_2to41 | 5 | Udon_tacos: TIFU by nailing my friend in the family jewels.
During a 15-minute free time in school, my friends and I were just goofing around. I looked at the desk on my left and saw a thing of paint-swatches that the art teacher had left behind, and so I snatched it up like a greedy monkey.
I became entranced, and be... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413262336 | 1413306647 | t3_2j6thq | t5_2to41 | 14 | windexo: Tifu by losing a dog.
Happened about 8pm, writing this now at 12:30am
Was helping my girlfriend at work, she's a vet-tech at a small vet in her city. Being as it's Canadian thanksgiving the Vet is closed so she has to walk the dogs in the evening. Normally when I'm around I go help her with the dogs becaus... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1413252162 | 1413264933 | t3_2j6dq5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by making it obvious I was high to my dad then stealing food
So this happened a couple months back. So my dad lives in a pretty nice neighbourhood around where a 711 is located at. I was at my dad's place for the weekend and it was the middle of the night so what better way to spend it than to get high... | 3 | 4 | |
1413256433 | 1413293322 | t3_2j6kkm | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering the question in English class.
We are starting a new book in English class today. Before we began our teacher put a few questions on the board. The options to answer were, "strongly disagree, disagree, netural, agree, and strongly agree" for the first few questions there was an outlier or t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413263893 | 1413283083 | t3_2j6vi5 | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by nicknaming a co-worker.
So here's some background before I start my terrible fuck up story. I work in a warehouse and Mondays are always extremely busy because of all the material that gets delivered to us on that day. My co-worker who is named Gary,is usually the one handling the receiving on that d... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1413265200 | 1413303111 | t3_2j6x38 | t5_2to41 | 3 | MrTTomato: TIFU by mixing coffee and spiced rum
So I was drinking some coffee (black) and decided maybe some rum would give it a little more kick. However I was very very wrong. This is the worst mixture ever. Do not try this. Please.
casketballer: What? Caramel Macchiato + Captain Morgan's is the perfect finals week d... | 3 | 1 | |
1413266829 | 1413267082 | t3_2j6z0i | t5_2to41 | 2 | wienerrebellion: TIFU by going to reddit.com
Gusrodlopez: Cool story bro
wienerrebellion: cool meme bro!
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1413266807 | 1413348689 | t3_2j6yzo | t5_2to41 | 38 | PCouture: TIFU by splitting my head open [NSFW][gore]
Today I was riding my bike at top speed down Venice Beach and tried jumping my bike over a sand bar. Instead of jumping, the bike sank into sand and stopped. I kept going and flew over the handle bars hitting concrete and breaking my big toe. The rear wheel of the b... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1413268012 | 1413313439 | t3_2j70c5 | t5_2to41 | 280 | alextimber: TIFU by accidentally insulting my waitress multiple times
Bonus points: This actually happened half an hour ago
Today was my friend's birthday so we decided to celebrate by going to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings. Everything was going fine, the food was good, the waitress was nice and very pretty. After we fini... | 10 | 28 | |
1413268571 | 1413269463 | t3_2j70ze | t5_2to41 | 4 | lillyotic: TIFU by eating a hot-pocket in a low cut shirt
It's 3AM, I'm pretty stoned, and I have the munchies like no ones business, so I heat up a hot-pocket, as you do. I grab the plate, salivating in anticipation and sit at the table. I bite into it- it's hot, but not so hot that it scalds my tongue or melts the ro... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413269736 | 1413353896 | t3_2j7272 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my dog to my parents
This happened back in March. When I heard about a dog that had been kenneled all his life I said I would take him in. Well we were in the middle of buying a house so we had my mother in law watch [him](http://imgur.com/QG1pOT6) while we tried to get to our closing date. Wh... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1413270926 | 1413340881 | t3_2j73e1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Nofax260: TIFU By raw dogging some randoms
TIFU By raw dogging quite a few randoms from the internet the past couple of weeks. No dick pain thus far, but VD is a fickle bitch. Pray for my penis!
Longthickbiguy: Idiot asshole
Nofax260: Geez, what did I ever do to you?
Longthickbiguy: You are abusing the health of everyo... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1413270012 | 1413273686 | t3_2j72go | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my window open
This happened this past August.
* A bit of backstory, I occasionally forget my house key, so sometimes I have to get into the house via my bedroom window. Over the years this has caused the window frame to become a bit bent and the screen for the window no longer fits in its ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1413270547 | 1413336272 | t3_2j72zx | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By swallowing a nail
I was on a ladder had some spares in my mouth. Sneezed and on the recoil before I could stop it had a nail slide down the back of my thought. Went to hospital half for the sake of getting a cool X-ray and half out of genuine concern. Inb4 'nailed it'. I'm hoping the picture actually... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413273073 | 1413374821 | t3_2j75e6 | t5_2to41 | 210 | [deleted]: TIFU big time guys. I turned in the wrong video for my assignment.
So this happened on Thursday. Today is Sunday and my next class in this class is on Tuesday. I do not want to go to class and don't know what to do.
So I am taking a 2D animation class and our assignment was to make a minute long intro to a ... | 7 | 30 | |
1413273524 | 1413306198 | t3_2j75rf | t5_2to41 | 24 | EstusBreakfast: TIFU by humiliating myself in public.
Okay, a bit of background: ever since about age 10 I’ve suffered from back pains caused by what I assume to be trapped gas, I’m 17 now, the trapped gas comes from forcing myself to keep everything in all the time, even on my lonesome, that probably comes from some s... | 3 | 8 | |
1413274885 | 1413283908 | t3_2j76yl | t5_2to41 | 21 | TheFartMaster2000: TIFU by farting in the library
So this happen yesterday and not today...
Back-story: I am lactose intolerant, so when I drink milk I fart death bombs that kills everything in a 10 meter radius.
So I woke up at 05:00 and head to the university after my breakfast, I drank a glass of milk because ... | 3 | 7 | |
1413279903 | 1413282363 | t3_2j7bei | t5_2to41 | 26 | concavecat: TIFU by keeping personal items in my backpack.
This happened just a couple years ago... not exactly "today" but I didn't think it was so funny at the time. But it's 4 AM right now so what the hell.
I'm a guy who likes guys. Actually there are more precise terms to explain myself but that's not the point. T... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1413281014 | 1413326403 | t3_2j7cec | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by kicking someone's ass
So for the longest time I lived at my Mom's house. Finally a friend of mine invited me to live at his house. He is going through a divorce and while his wife said she wasn't going to take the house, she came over with her boyfriend.
He was making a bunch of snobby remarks as th... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1413280543 | 1413356943 | t3_2j7bz2 | t5_2to41 | 60 | dracopendragon: TIFU by peacefully reaching over the couch
Im sitting in my couch, watching GoT and as it is broad daylight, the lamp beside me is not in need right now. Not wanting to take my eyes of the TV, i lean over the side of my couch and my face is almost touching the floor, since the lightswitch is pretty far ... | 10 | 6 | |
1413284456 | 1413318421 | t3_2j7fiu | t5_2to41 | 40 | WhatsTheP0int: TIFU by calling my girlfriend a bitch on her birthday
Hey Reddit, long time lurker, first time poster. So here's whats up. I messed up, with a girl. Badly. I know posts like these are put on here all the time, but I've seen some end in success so I thought why not try my luck. Also, sorry for the long re... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1413287443 | 1413303090 | t3_2j7iiy | t5_2to41 | 43 | If_it_was_You: TIFU by believing that everything that glitters is gold
Here is a chance for everyone to call me stupid: A couple of hours ago, I was casually walking down the street, daydreaming about whether I should start playing D&D with my friends and about all the funny stuff that could happen if we did. In ot... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1413286379 | 1413295580 | t3_2j7hfb | t5_2to41 | 61 | notathrowawaytc: TIFU by cleaning my ejaculate with toilet paper.
Well this didn't happen today, but you don't care. This actually occurred a few years back when I was in military training. It was right after basic, so we were still in a very structured, boot camp-like atmosphere. We slept 3 to a room, similar to a col... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1413289472 | 1413312049 | t3_2j7kwk | t5_2to41 | 34 | -Matey: TIFU by visiting an urologist
Dynascape: Why did you go to a Urologist instead of a Gastroenterologist or a Proctologist?
-Matey: It was a routine visit.
Dynascape: Ah. I have nothing but horror with Urologists.
I go to one for Kidney Stones, and they seem to only want to stick up 4 foot long metal uretersc... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1413292479 | 1413301779 | t3_2j7ord | t5_2to41 | 14 | throwawayaccountftw1: TIFU by trying to fix laptop while sleep deprived
*before I post, writing a nice tifu is harder than it looks* 3 AM So, my modified (custom themes enabled) windows 7 laptop suddenly stopped working, and was unable to boot up without going straight to repair.
I let it sit for several hours until ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1413293139 | 1413320389 | t3_2j7prc | t5_2to41 | 549 | 102985643096: TIFU by causing a disaster of unimaginable proportions at a family gathering.
Long story short, I have a slight addiction for cheese, and I bought over $50 of cheese foods at Publix.
I am a bodybuilder so I have to eat constantly, and on this particular day I had skipped all my meals since I woke up at 7... | 8 | 68.625 | |
1413329773 | 1413418674 | t3_2j7qur | t5_2to41 | 12 | yeanooo: > I'm 12
Hilarious.
> And i think your posts are filled with a lot of projection.
What are you basing that on? Nothing? Kthx. Avoid using terms you don't fully understand, maybe. Again, my life is great. Calling out some useless slut for making shit up on the internet doesn't mean my life sucks, cont... | 18 | 0.666667 | |
1413294431 | 1413320872 | t3_2j7rnj | t5_2to41 | 81 | DannyTheDragonSlayer: TIFU By emailing an assignment
Context:15 years old, sophomore in high school, 3 days ago
So I emailed a finished assignment to my teacher, or at least I thought I did. Turns out I emailed a very NSFW text document. I write fanfiction and decided to take a crack at writing some naughtier ones. Th... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1413295197 | 1413405248 | t3_2j7svw | t5_2to41 | 2,677 | wpiman: TIFU by using a baby monitor.
So my wife and I have a couple of toddlers. We were doing some yard work this weekend with the kids. They were going with their grandparents for the evening, so we decided to put the little one down for a nap. We were outside, so we turn on her old baby monitor and cranked it. ... | 17 | 157.470588 | |
1413295699 | 1413304863 | t3_2j7toz | t5_2to41 | 265 | dirtkingkx250: TIFU By having sex with the window open.
Yesterday I was at my girlfriends house. We where hanging out and playing some Xbox in her room. Her mom comes in to tell us she is heading into town to get stuff to make dinner. As her mom is telling us this my girlfriend gives me the look. I have seen this look ... | 8 | 33.125 | |
1413295910 | 1413368970 | t3_2j7tze | t5_2to41 | 135 | imawesomenuffsaid: TIFU by not inspecting my inherited luggage.
Backstory: My wife inherited some luggage from her aunt who died last year. I guess we never thought to look through the bags thorougly before using them and had assumed they were empty.
This happened Friday in the Minneapolis/St. Paul airport. My wife... | 14 | 9.642857 | |
1413297035 | 1413297963 | t3_2j7vt3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on Reddit during class
This is really more of me just being an idiot than a fuck-up, but it happened while I was on Reddit, and feels applicable enough to post on here.
Bit of Background: I'm a freshman in college, and in the past week or so, I've gotten into the habit of bringing my laptop to... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413296914 | 1413300670 | t3_2j7vlk | t5_2to41 | 4 | lapishater276: TIFU by going out in public with my dad
Like most stories, this did not happen today, it happened about a month ago.
My dad and i were eating at red robin on the nice side of Des Moines. With my mom in the hospital, my mom and dad were texting. A Lot. Anyways, we were getting our order taken by our wait... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413298099 | 1413299390 | t3_2j7xlg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By leaving porn open on my PC.
So this actually happened today for once. So I had just got home from school and I had a pretty shit day and my Mum went out to walk the dog, so I thought what a better way to release some tension than get some batting practice?
When I finished jacking off I went to cle... | 3 | 1.333333 |
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