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1413389972 | 1413485633 | t3_2jbusw | t5_2to41 | 20 | Skippy8898: TIFU by trying to phone my sister
This happened on Friday night. My nephew is 17 and learning to drive so he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. We were on our way to meet my sister (his mom). Before we got to the meeting location he asked me to phone her with his phone. He gave me instructions on ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1413400322 | 1413418185 | t3_2jcezw | t5_2to41 | 87 | dammit_mcnulty: TIFU by kicking my wife in the face.
This actually happened last night. Our toddler son likes to run around like a maniac before bed time (which is great -- he goes right to sleep afterwards) and we all really get into it. We chase each other around the house, I throw him on my back and carry him, and w... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1413402547 | 1413409066 | t3_2jcj9u | t5_2to41 | 3 | ju5tjame5: TIFU By buying laced weed.
420Jacob: Probably wasn't laced with heroin, you just got really high. Gravity bongs get you really high and for someone who has a low tolerance they can send you farther off into outer space than you want.
ju5tjame5: I don't have a low tolerance. I smoke everyday and I've defin... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413403080 | 1413405125 | t3_2jckcc | t5_2to41 | 19 | jbloxxx: TIFU by not buying chapstick
So this TIFU happened yesterday at my local gym. Now I am a regular at this gym, and there happens to be a ton of good looking girls that also go to this gym because I live near a college town. To preface this TIFU, i had very chapped lips since the weekend and I vowed to purchas... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1413402916 | 1413408778 | t3_2jck0m | t5_2to41 | 62 | RichyRichelieu: TIFU by being way too convincing a sleep-talker
My great-uncle and a few of my cousins are coming to visit me today from Mexico. They're all in their mid-70's and speak pretty much no English. It's most of their first times visiting the US.
They were supposed to arrive tonight. Apparently plans changed... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1413401742 | 1413525631 | t3_2jchow | t5_2to41 | 28 | kmjsilence: TIFU by running over a dead squirrel
This happened this morning so let me give some context. Im a sophmore in high school who can't drive yet, and rely on my long board as my only form of transportation. I usually have to take myself to school. This morning was a bit different.
Fall is here so all the s... | 7 | 4 | |
1413404381 | 1413408880 | t3_2jcmwj | t5_2to41 | 5 | wjray: TIFU by going to Physical Therapy
Like most others, this happened some time ago.
I had a medical issue that required me to stay in an in-patient rehab facility for about three weeks. The general schedule was something like physical therapy in the morning, occupational therapy, physical therapy after lunch and f... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413407764 | 1413408577 | t3_2jctdy | t5_2to41 | 147 | mrshllmrx: TIFU by joking about an inappropriate halloween costume.
I was at work cutting limes and chatting to an acquaintance sat on the other side of the bar. The conversation moved onto ideas for halloween costumes and as I was not going to be present for my bar's up and coming halloween party I jokingly said I was... | 3 | 49 | |
1413406483 | 1413491340 | t3_2jcqyi | t5_2to41 | 202 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing there was a customer in the store.
This happened about 3 minutes ago.... I was browsing reddit and generally zoning out at my retail job when the phone rang. I'm having a pretty bad day so I pick the phone up and say, "Thank you for calling Verizon Wireless, go fuck yourself!" then answ... | 7 | 28.857143 | |
1413405361 | 1413527055 | t3_2jcosl | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by joking around about the band gate challenge and accidently breaking the smart phone of a mate
This just happened 30 minutes ago. My mate and I were coming back after getting something to eat and getting some wlan since we are at vacation. My companion hates apple and always makes jokes about the ipho... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413408448 | 1413442702 | t3_2jcuod | t5_2to41 | 2 | o0griff0o: TIFU missed my flight for for important interview meeting
So my class ended at 2:30 today and it was something I could not miss because my professor was covering for material which will be on a test for friday. So right when class ends I book it home. I have a flight booked for 3:37pm. I arrive home at 2:45... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413410860 | 1413420820 | t3_2jcyx2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | TinyPurpleElephant: TIFU by going to visit my boyfriend's family
So unlike a lot of the posts on here, this happened fairly recently, yesterday to be exact.
**First some short back story:**
I'm a University student in Canada, and for the long thanksgiving weekend, myself and my boyfriend decided to go to ... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1413410607 | 1413412141 | t3_2jcygk | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a fool of myself in college. I will not get laid. For the rest of my studies. With this girls.
*these girls... holy shit I am so sorry for that error at the title
Happened today. Im from Argentina. People here don't talk english fluently, they don't even try.
The general idea is that, by tak... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413407623 | 1413441566 | t3_2jct4h | t5_2to41 | 3 | hi_Im_a_throwaway_ac: TIFU by playing porn to my best mates religious family
So about 10 years ago I spent some time in Iraq as a contractor. It was a pretty exciting time and I had an awesome time over there. I had also made lots of video of my time with riots and high speed driving and shooting etc etc.
My best mat... | 3 | 1 | |
1413393304 | 1413461285 | t3_2jc19z | t5_2to41 | 6 | ChompMyStomp: TIFU by trying to be a ninja
So as most of these posts are, this didn't happen today. It happened when I was about 13.
I was at my friend's house (We'll call them Friend A) with my other friend (We'll call them Friend B). We decided it would be a good idea to play hide and go seek because why not? So it ... | 3 | 2 | |
1413412740 | 1413414486 | t3_2jd2id | t5_2to41 | 6 | Coover55: TIFU By rejecting my crush.
So, I was walking around in the halls of my high school, listening to my music and minding my own business. I go up to my locker and start opening it to get out my stuff and as I'm looking through the stuff in my locker, the song I'm listening to changes and I immediately recognize... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1413411568 | 1413438317 | t3_2jd0b4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking out a cougar to a bar and asking her to pay the tab
Ok, so let me predicate this by explaining Saturday night and other things. I met this cougar out one night and we hit it off fairly well. She looks like she was in her 30's but actually is in her 40's. Great looking gal, probably the best th... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413413298 | 1413414377 | t3_2jd3gn | t5_2to41 | 10 | fuck-me-knot: TIFU by masturbating with a girl I just met on OKcupid via Skype
soalone34: uh what's the issue here
fuck-me-knot: I'm worried she will say something like "I will release the video if you don't pay me" etc.
soalone34: Oh. That's a risk that goes with all sexting. Do you have a video or still of her? Mayb... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1413412031 | 1413466277 | t3_2jd172 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Goddieu: TIFU by costing a genuinely nice kid his job
This happened about two weeks ago. So I work at a little coffee place and have been for most of my high school career. We've had this new guy who just started, however he works while I'm in school so I have little to no interaction with him. We'll call him Sam. Anyw... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1413413742 | 1413694865 | t3_2jd4a2 | t5_2to41 | 107 | backallyy: TIFU by posting a snap to my snapchat story (slightly NSFW)
Ok so this happened about 10-15 minutes ago. And let me say that I had ***no idea*** you could delete snaps that were on your story until a friend snapchatted me telling me how.
So here's the fuck up-
My friend and I were snapchatting back... | 10 | 10.7 | |
1413414140 | 1413416086 | t3_2jd4yy | t5_2to41 | 21 | Freeshitnotascam: TIFU by looking up pornography on my Ipad.
My school has issued Ipads that have had very relaxed monitoring on them and any student could really do as they pleased in the past. This includes looking up pornography, and browsing generally explicit sites like Reddit at your home. Well that changed today... | 7 | 3 | |
1413416428 | 1413435127 | t3_2jd9c3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing away a gift card.
My brother received a $50 gift card in August, and he wanted me to buy a GameCube controller on Amazon.com with it. I went ahead and used the gift card to buy one, and noticed that less than $2 remained on the card. I went ahead and bought myself a gift certificate with tha... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1413412386 | 1413432991 | t3_2jd1uj | t5_2to41 | 31 | misterdylicious: TIFU by shooting my friend with a bow and arrow
This happened 8ish years ago.
My friend and I were around 13-14 years old at the time, and his family was super well off. He lived right next to a huge orange grove, and we always loved having airsoft gun fights and riding our bikes around the rural are... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1413418139 | 1413425881 | t3_2jdcdz | t5_2to41 | 7 | CatCiller: TIFU by Murdering that Pussy
Sorry for the truly awful title. But I thought it was too good to pass up.
I’ve been seeing this girl for almost two months, (my longest relationship!) and there’s only one thing I really don’t like about her. Her cat. I’ve always been more of a dog person, but I have also liked... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1413413944 | 1413466044 | t3_2jd4ly | t5_2to41 | 102 | [deleted]: TIFU - My mum unwittingly cleaned up 2 years worth of my dirty spunk :(
Bromy2004: Thats definitely a fuck up, but dude...use a sock? or a tissue? or even toilet paper?
sninge: Dude - a sock? That's disgusting ;)
Bromy2004: A sock can be easily replaced. or tell Mum "It went missing"
The carpet.....
sninge... | 6 | 17 | |
1413416849 | 1413419006 | t3_2jda2w | t5_2to41 | 3 | willkillforwaffles: TIFU by rubbing RUB-A535 on my dick
(Skip if you know what A535 is)
For those out there who don't know what RUB-A535 is since it is relatively unknown outside of Canada. It is a product that provides effective, pharmacist-recommended relief of pain, swelling, stiffness and bruising caused by arthri... | 3 | 1 | |
1413418683 | 1413453674 | t3_2jddch | t5_2to41 | 13 | benjajajamin: TIFU by calling a girl a different name during sex.
While doing the deed we were towards the end of sex when we decided to change positions. When I was climbing up on top, the topic of when she came over the last time came up, where she had came over a little inebriated. Right as I was getting into positi... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1413417792 | 1413419558 | t3_2jdbrb | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling an overweight girl a "fat Fuck"
Some background: I call my friends fat fucks because they fit said description and they are cool with it, they'll call me a skinny Fuck or something like that, and that's what real friends do.
So this happened near the end of my bus ride when one of my friends... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413418145 | 1413419667 | t3_2jdcef | t5_2to41 | 7 | skittles0: TIFU by rubbing A535 on my penis
the5thLight: It's known as Icy Hot in the US, and I'm pretty sure I've known all my life not to put that on my junk.
ua_ninja: I remember my friend found a bottle of icy hot at school when we stayed after with jrotc, so he goes to the armory where we keep the drill rifles an... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413418449 | 1413420081 | t3_2jdcwu | t5_2to41 | 3 | 4clowns: TIFU by eating lunchables
This happened when I was 6. Over the summer I was I in a rec camp and we went on trips once a week. It was about 95° F and we were going to cape cod. We went on a boat and did stuff. Then comes the f**k up. So you know those lunchables with chips and cheese with salsa ones, yes those.... | 3 | 1 | |
1413419390 | 1413503947 | t3_2jdelx | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunkenly blackmailing my ex
My ex is an asshole. We broke up about a week ago for the last time, but we share a car(both on title)together. I had been asking him constantly to sign the title, but only got replies like, "no. I like control over you." And offers of "if you will be my personal whore fo... | 11 | 5.090909 | |
1413420980 | 1413435988 | t3_2jdheg | t5_2to41 | 2 | sederts: TIFU by Googling a pornstar at work
Anyway, today I was talking with my coworker about another coworker named Nikki at work, and he said her last name was Benz (it's not, it's Johnson).
Anyway, I was wondering why he said that, so I Googled Nikki Benz, and right then the Director of HR walks by and sees the f... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413422060 | 1413502462 | t3_2jdj96 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing my hot friend to gaming club
My first post, go easy on me.
At my high school we have a pretty heavily male dominated gamer club with very few females frequenting. Most of the guys are pretty harmless and are there to just play games, except for one person.
We'll call him BJ. BJ loves to vio... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413421565 | 1413426428 | t3_2jdiee | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my nude drawings sketchbook on my desk [NSFW]
Does this count as NSFW? I tagged it as such just in case. For background, I'm an artist. I like to draw landscapes and people, but I especially like to draw nudes because the human body is beautiful. I am from a religious family as well, and I'm ... | 3 | 4 | |
1413417113 | 1413426050 | t3_2jdaju | t5_2to41 | 9 | Hashtag-Brony: TIFU By not eating the bread from church right away.
So yesterday i was having church at school in our little chapel that we have. We randomly have church as a class at my school. So usually when it gets to the point where we have to accept the body of christ your supposed to eat it right away. Being the... | 3 | 3 | |
1413419271 | 1413500113 | t3_2jdef2 | t5_2to41 | 48 | Eyevoree: TIFU by accidentally presenting my tits to half of the church across the street.
Unlike most TIFUs, this just happened.
So, I am a bonnie lass myself and frequently like to inhabit my house without clothes on. This day, unlike most of those stark naked days, I was actually wearing a pair of my husband's boxe... | 7 | 6.857143 | |
1413398846 | 1413692536 | t3_2jcc5m | t5_2to41 | 8 | brennyflocko: TIFU by rushing to class with a bottle of water in the bag
On mobile because laptop doesn't exist anymore.
Currently studying abroad in France , and while leaving for class put a half full water bottle of water in my knapsack.
The bus is late, as it goes here, two teens are kicked off for rolling weed i... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1413423123 | 1413532194 | t3_2jdl2c | t5_2to41 | 73 | Htes1: TIFU by using shampoo wrong my entire life.
Okay, so I'm not proud of this. All my life, I have had incredibly dry and straw like hair. I would get in the shower, use my shampoo followed by my conditioner; but my hair would still feel like someone replaced all my hair care products with formaldehyde. Like any ot... | 11 | 6.636364 | |
1413422661 | 1413469920 | t3_2jdk9c | t5_2to41 | 4 | lunarchihuahua: TIFU by deleting all the contents on the cpanel on my web hosting account.
I have been downloading different content management systems and discovered I can't understand how to use any of them. I am starting an online business (no files up yet) and wanted something easy to use. Unfortunately none of the... | 4 | 1 | |
1413421123 | 1413452248 | t3_2jdhn5 | t5_2to41 | 26 | headleygrange: TIFU by asking my kid if he was choking, and calling him a fucking idiot.
A few minutes before this happened my cat had snagged a hot wing from the table, and took off to hide with her ill gotten gains. So I was sitting on the couch minding my own business. I hear a strange noise that I interpreted as a ... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1413423720 | 1413427971 | t3_2jdm29 | t5_2to41 | 7 | feevinitup: TIFU by making dinner and washing dishes, then ending up with stitches
I'm going to keep this short and sweet.
The girlfriend and I were making some awesome dinner and I figured I'd start clearing out the sink because piled up dishes suck. I start washing like a champ and get down to our water glasses, th... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413427215 | 1413474000 | t3_2jdry2 | t5_2to41 | 816 | animus04: TIFU and I might not graduate because of it...procrastinators will understand (and hopefully help)
This has actually been going on for a while now. I needed to survey 80 people for my thesis due this Monday. I only have 60, and I can't finish my paper without having the data to write the analysis and conclusi... | 7 | 116.571429 | |
1413427949 | 1413429360 | t3_2jdt48 | t5_2to41 | 13 | lilyspad: TIFU by reading something off reddit out loud to my mom...
So, I'm browsing reddit, la de da... both headphones in, (my family doesn't get my genius.) And my mom normally likes to hear about funny stuff. Well, I see a pic of a billboard in new orleans about hiv/aids, it was incredibly odd, and i found some hu... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1413428825 | 1413481833 | t3_2jdulb | t5_2to41 | 73 | blitzkreeger: TIFU by keeping my storm-phobic dog in my garage...and it stormed.
This happened a few months ago. First thing to know - So, I'm fixing up my house and getting ready to sell it. I have a lot of renovation and touch-up work going on. I've made my garage my primary workspace for cutting, sawing, sorting too... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1413430147 | 1413469900 | t3_2jdwos | t5_2to41 | -14 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching a movie with my sister
Like many of these posts, this didn't actually happen today. My father is a homophobe, if he went to get his hair cut and the barber was gay, he'd walk out and find another barber shop. My sister is still at the age where she tells her parents every little thing she se... | 4 | -3.5 | |
1413429714 | 1413510259 | t3_2jdvzr | t5_2to41 | 8 | AaronianKenrod: TIFU by falling in love with a stripper
So my cousin's 20th birthday was a few days ago. He came to my city to hang out and lightly celebrate. We drank a lot of beer and he convinced me to visit a strip club.
The first dance was fine. Not cheap, but nice and the girls were nice and fun. I felt uncomfo... | 8 | 1 | |
1413424595 | 1413476643 | t3_2jdnia | t5_2to41 | 12 | Schnoobywoo: TIFU by slapping my knee while I was laughing.
Saw a funny video while browsing Reddit and started laughing really hard. I went to slap my knee -I don't know why this is just my reaction to laughing while sitting down- and instead of hitting my knee I came down *hard* onto my balls.
I am still in pain.
... | 3 | 4 | |
1413431679 | 1413905072 | t3_2jdyuy | t5_2to41 | 45 | finedininganddestiel: TIFU by letting my impulsive roommate use my pepper spray
I'm a freshman in college living in the dorms. My roommates a loud, adhd, impulsive, monster 99% of the time. It was later at night and she was going out and asked me to walk her somewhere. I said no, due to the fact that I was working, and... | 5 | 9 | |
1413410223 | 1413438255 | t3_2jcxw8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Paul_38: TIFU by having the fire department come to my house
Last night, a couple of friends & I, had a nice little fire at my house. Well, we're guys & we're idiots. We like to burn cool things. Bikes, recliners, garbage... Just about anything that burns. Well last night we put a computer monitor in the fire, ... | 3 | 1 | |
1413435306 | 1413471351 | t3_2je39m | t5_2to41 | 7 | 3sarahtops: TIFU by falling asleep while redditing.
It's almost 1am, and I've been browsing reddit for the last hour or so. I have a cold, so I'm lying on my back, which is out of the norm for me. I have my right elbow propped up on the bed, so I can use my thumb to navigate my phone's screen while my left wrist is bra... | 7 | 1 | |
1413436484 | 1413436841 | t3_2je4rm | t5_2to41 | 4 | papawasatrollinstone: TIFU by cutting off some dead skin from underneath my big toe.
Played my first game of football in many years recently. I live in a country with high humidity. It was hard going.
I got home from the game and noticed one of my new crisp white football socks was red at the end, which seemed strang... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413435877 | 1413471458 | t3_2je3z0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | SimonPlusOliver: TIFU By surprising my mom before work with a water balloon.
So the other day (a few years ago) I lived in a two story house with a stay-at-home dad and a mom with a job in the early morning. My dad comes up with a way to mess with my mom and as always, I'm in.
He fills up a full-size balloon with wat... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413437240 | 1413508550 | t3_2je5q3 | t5_2to41 | 36 | vagaseballplayer: TIFU By poking some girl in the vag.
Sooo... I'm in high school right now, taking PE for some credits. Right now we are doing baseball (with a plastic ball). Anyway, we all suck and barely know the rules. So I'm third base man, and I get the ball just as some girl goes over the base. I thought she was... | 6 | 6 | |
1413437199 | 1413438045 | t3_2je5nl | t5_2to41 | 11 | seabear12: TIFU by getting a semi truck to honk his horn.
So over the summer I purchased my first road bike to start training for the bike portion of triathlons. What your friends and fellow athletes don't tell you is how boring a 10+ mile bike ride can be. Being an only child, late 20's and a funaholic, I made up a ga... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1413437960 | 1413439143 | t3_2je6o9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by falling asleep with a hammer in my asshole.
So I had just moved to a new city two days ago. After a two day drive to my new place and unpacking all my shit I was quite tired. So as any normal human would do, I go to the nearest liquor store and buy a case of beer. A
After a few hours, I get quite f... | 6 | 1 | |
1413437494 | 1413833672 | t3_2je62l | t5_2to41 | 554 | theattempt: TIFU by getting suspended for eating too many cucumbers
Today was like any other day.
I went to class at 8. Sat through classes, waiting for my fourth hour lunch. I get the same thing for lunch everday: A sub sandwhich and some and mandatory cucumber slices. But these cucumber slices are unlike any other y... | 12 | 46.166667 | |
1413438941 | 1413516774 | t3_2je7tk | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling the truth to my wife
So, for starters I'm a military veteran. I first met my wife(my wife is also a vet) in our military occupation school in Maryland. Before I dated my wife I talked to this one girl(let's call her Sam), but we never did anything because it never progressed and I only th... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1413427545 | 1413467984 | t3_2jdsgf | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking my phone
So I had this huge engineering presentation- it was a pretty big deal for me, and I had been having a lot of sleepless nights working on my project.
Edit for clarification- we had to make autonomous mouse and cat cars to chase and avoid and ours was a cat who had to hit a mouse... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413442065 | 1413446455 | t3_2jeb5o | t5_2to41 | 32 | ptonca: TIFU by jacking off into my bedsheets
So this happened about twenty minutes ago and I'm still suffering the horrible gross things I just underwent.
My room is dark and I'm horny (surprise, surprise), so I decide it's a good time to give my beanstalk some jackin. I take out the computer and whip out Mr. Richar... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1413443816 | 1413503628 | t3_2jecur | t5_2to41 | 8 | jimmyshorts123: TIFU by going through my dad's work things (and possibly discovering that he's cheating on my mom)
DISCLAIMER: This post isn't intended to be funny. I'm kinda looking for advice.
About 20 minutes ago, I went downstairs to look for my pen on my kitchen table (I usually do my homework there). I can't see... | 4 | 2 | |
1413445232 | 1413447647 | t3_2jee60 | t5_2to41 | 38 | HushFace: TIFU by mishearing a student
I teach in Australia, where it is normal for schools to have a 'no-hat-no-play' policy (so in Spring and Summer time, students must wear a hat at break times). My school also has a strict response to bad language. So here I was, on yard duty, on the first day of term after our spr... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1413447785 | 1413476962 | t3_2jeggw | t5_2to41 | 119 | cuntixious: TIFU by browsing TIFU on my phone
I apologise in advance for bad formatting, I'm on my phone.
Every night, me and my family all sit around together watching TV and doing whatever they want to do like ironing, Internet browsing or just plain nothing.
So tonight, like 5 minutes ago, I was scrolling throug... | 4 | 29.75 | |
1413449113 | 1413484138 | t3_2jehjv | t5_2to41 | 5 | I-am-silly-so-silly: [TIFU] Got blackmailed from chat roulette
So this happened about an hour ago. It all started when i went to dirty chat roulette. I found what i thought was a nice looking girl then proceeded to give her my details of Facebook & Skype. Then this "girl" tells me she recorded my chat roulette and ... | 5 | 1 | |
1413450631 | 1413477080 | t3_2jeiwz | t5_2to41 | 4 | carkeyidiot: TIFU by locking my keys in my car at night
I just got home from this, so yeah....TIFU. I've been dating this girl recently, she's amazing and we like each other a lot, except for one thing...everytime we hang out something goes wrong. Tonight was no exception. We were leaving the movies (go see Gone Gir... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413452824 | 1413476160 | t3_2jeksx | t5_2to41 | 237 | Griever94: TIFU by getting drunk and using ebay
So, I was just enjoying my evening and getting a bit drunk on vodka and coke. After a while most common sense started to leave and the last thing I remember was going on to the internet. The next morning I find out I have been on ebay and purchased quite a few...unique it... | 9 | 26.333333 | |
1413453433 | 1413455624 | t3_2jelbv | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally letting my mom find out I smoke weed
Using a throwaway because I don’t want this connected to my main account. And sorry, no sex here.
This happened nearly 4 or 5 years ago. My country has a very open policy regarding drugs (even though they’re not legal) but my parents are extremely co... | 4 | 1 | |
1413454040 | 1413512661 | t3_2jelth | t5_2to41 | 11 | visapower: TIFU by unknowingly giving someone a death threat
Quick_man: not your fuck up, second hand fuck up.
visapower: so?
Quick_man: its TIFU not TMFFU. Stories have to have happened to you otherwise people can copy stories from anywhere and its no longer about fuck ups its "hey, i found this story funny".
visapo... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1413454939 | 1413484189 | t3_2jemn5 | t5_2to41 | 50 | tallen92: TIFU by standing up to the school bullies
rag-tag: haha, i was gonna say....if you were getting your ass kicked and you were 6'5" then theres a fucking problem...
Kagamex: Height =/= being good at brawling
rag-tag: no but at 6'5" youd likely have the arm-span of a fucking albatross....and a kick longer th... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1413456065 | 1413503777 | t3_2jenl3 | t5_2to41 | 160 | minlite: TIFU by not reading my essay again before turning it in (Proof included)
Just like most of the fuck-ups, this didn't happen today, but last year when I was a senior in high school.
I was taking a College Prep English class and as a part of the assignment we had to turn in the essays using Google Docs as well... | 5 | 32 | |
1413457426 | 1413601874 | t3_2jeotv | t5_2to41 | 10 | iggyramone: TIFU my friend's girlfriend.
It was an accident. Not really. I've wanted her since I saw her and would not say a damn word. Didn't drop hints. Didn't talk shit. Fully supported their relationship and told my friend to stop being an asshole and treat her better. Then they broke up.
I know the "wait three t... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1413457408 | 1413462605 | t3_2jeot5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting up on the wrong foot
This hapenned this morning.
I woke up as usual, was in bed for a while not feeling like standing up. Finally, when I did stand up, I stood on my left leg. Little did I know that I had slept on that leg, and it didnt have bloodflow in it. I step on that leg, and feel hel... | 3 | 5 | |
1413460617 | 1413471061 | t3_2jes10 | t5_2to41 | 7 | dohdoh64: TIFU by going through puberty.
***Backstory:*** So I am a 14 year old in Grade 8 going through puberty. And at this time I had been getting some bad pimples like teenagers do.'
**FU:** So to take a look at my pimple which I thought was bleeding I opened my camera on my school laptop. (I am in a program which... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1413461228 | 1413505131 | t3_2jesqj | t5_2to41 | 30 | awkwardarmybuddies: TIFU by having horrible luck dating
This isn't so bad, but I still want to use a throwaway...
So, I (24F) have been doing the online dating thing. Casual dates, yaadda yadda. I will be the first one to say I am not particularly attractive, so imagine my luck when I ended up meeting some cool and gr... | 6 | 5 | |
1413461822 | 1413486275 | t3_2jetdw | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexting
So, for a number of reasons I don't want to talk about, I'm (18M, virgin) doing NoFap.
And now, I had to learn the hard way I'm just a stupid creepy guy.
I woke up a little time after falling asleep and I was horny. So I didn't even think straight. I grabbed my phone which was next to me and ... | 14 | 0.714286 | |
1413464806 | 1413479979 | t3_2jex2c | t5_2to41 | 5 | Damn_bugs: TIFU by killing a bug and almost burning down my house
A little backstory. I have always hated and been terrified of bugs. I understand how without them the environment would be totally different, but I just can’t do it. It’s mainly big bugs, I can deal with a small to medium sized bug. When I see one I eith... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413467104 | 1413498910 | t3_2jf0bi | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by visiting an escort... (NFSW)
The situation and outcome of this fuck up is so predictable and cliché that it's not even worth scoffing at. Epitome of pathetic.
I've been out of high school for three years now and I can't remember the last time that I had a friendly conversation with *anyone*. I used ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1413468649 | 1413504182 | t3_2jf2q9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | 3rdFloorChair29: TIFU by not taking my chemotherapy premeds
Like most posts here, this happened a few months ago while I was undergoing treatment for cancer. Before administering chemotherapy which has a whole host of side effects, they give you some anti nausea, anti vomiting premeds. The thing is, they too have their... | 4 | 2 | |
1413470483 | 1413471439 | t3_2jf5qr | t5_2to41 | 3 | bluekkid: TIFU My Only Interview
I really just want to get this off my chest, never mind who reads it. Today I gave the worst interview of my fucking life. I gave the worst personal examples possible to every question, made myself seem asocial and stupid to a company that is all about teamwork and friendliness and othe... | 3 | 1 | |
1413470614 | 1413486678 | t3_2jf5yb | t5_2to41 | 8 | NNakedLunchDate: TIFU by exclaiming that I was on drugs in Men's Warehouse
TIFU when I bit the bullet and went into Men's Warehouse in hopes of a painless one-stop-shopping experience. Which it could have been.
A walking commission, I was seized upon by two friendly-enough salesmen as soon as I entered. They asked th... | 4 | 2 | |
1413470398 | 1413473958 | t3_2jf5l0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | darkxblazer: TIFU by pleasuring myself in my dorm room
No throwaway cuz fuck it. I woke up earlier than usual today, 8:00 instead of 8:30, so I had some time before I had to go to class. ofc being the horny college student I am, I decided to have some fun by pleasuring myself. Now both of my roommates were gone at the ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413470758 | 1413527871 | t3_2jf675 | t5_2to41 | 58 | dmartian523: TIFU by releasing the smell of death at work.
So I have work study at Campus Ministry at uni, where I sit in a lobby behind the desk and basically do homework for a few hours. Well today, I ripped major ass. I'm not talking about a "wrinkle-your-nose-and-move-on" sort of fart; it smelled like I was tryin... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1413471915 | 1413826003 | t3_2jf89a | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU by coming clean about my fetish during a fight with my wife
update: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2je7tk/tifu_by_not_telling_the_truth_to_my_wife/
So I've been busy digging a hole for myself. During a confrontation my wife had with me for suspected cheating I felt like shit, one because I hadn'... | 10 | 7.6 | |
1413470087 | 1413606334 | t3_2jf51n | t5_2to41 | 3 | lockyomama: TIFU by getting into a crowded bus
Hi all, this is lockyomama from India. This happened to me today and I would like to get it off my chest.
Every Thursday, I have this important call at work with my boss and his boss. So, i wake up late today and decide to rush to office.
I commute using public transport... | 3 | 1 | |
1413472671 | 1413489752 | t3_2jf9ia | t5_2to41 | 27 | Dirty_Toenails: TIFU and nearly got hit by a car
So I have to get two buses back from university to my house. This happened after the first bus, before the second.
Just before getting off bus 1 I put my earphones in, pressed play and set off to the bus stop just down the road. Half- concentrating on where I was going,... | 3 | 9 | |
1413473734 | 1413513264 | t3_2jfbci | t5_2to41 | 6 | CameraGuy123: TIFU by deciding to listen to my friends and watch A Serbian Film
Help me guys ;.; one minute I was having a chat with my friends about this "awesome" film. So I thought I'd give it a go and downloaded it not knowing what it was. Thing was is that I was with my girlfriend and her family at the time. I stu... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1413474348 | 1413561134 | t3_2jfch2 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friends/family to go to hell when they all refused to fund my artisinal sea salt company.
8732664792: What the fuck restaurant is going to give you 10% of their total profits for salt?
How drunk were you when you came up with this idea?
nick7896: I have a restaurant....basically i woul... | 9 | 2.222222 | |
1413473887 | 1413598014 | t3_2jfbm0 | t5_2to41 | 399 | quackerzzzz: TIFU by making a class of 3 year old's cry
My daughter has just moved into the 3's room at daycare and yesterday was the first time I collected her from her new class.
I'm blessed with an incredibly loud and deep voice and whenever my daughter is doing something she shouldn't I do as most parents do, say ... | 7 | 57 | |
1413475133 | 1413499259 | t3_2jfdyh | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by not understanding sarcasm
In my Year 9 Chemistry class we have a teacher who is usually really nice. Today, however, he was having a bad day, and so when someone at the back of the class whispered something, the teacher yelled, "Why don't I just shut up and let you get on with it. You obviously don't... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1413473718 | 1413503417 | t3_2jfbbi | t5_2to41 | 3,427 | tinyhumanherder: TIFU by letting my 4 yr old son win the battle.
I have four children I have to get out the door every morning for school. It's a struggle everyday and I can say with confidence that it doesn't get better from PreK to 5th grade, crossing my fingers for 6th grade...but that aside.
My darling son is almo... | 14 | 244.785714 | |
1413474299 | 1413477849 | t3_2jfce9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Acutely: TIFU: Drunk me had no regrets. But I do.
Here is some quick context:
I go to a private college in the Midwest with only around 1200 students, so you end up seeing everyone else on the daily.
I'm clinically depressed but I was having a really decent day, so I decided to relax.
As you can probably guess this... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413473274 | 1413570595 | t3_2jfajl | t5_2to41 | 110 | Cresfresh: TIFU by throwing away a monopoly piece last week.
A little backstory: My fiancé & I are trying to save up for a honey moon.
So last week my mom and I go to McDonald's for coffee, and I get monopoly piece #516. The middle yellow piece and the prize is for a $6,500 beaches resort vacation. I throw the pie... | 6 | 18.333333 | |
1413473929 | 1413497447 | t3_2jfbp6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | I_Hate_Starbucks1: Tifu by agreeing to go on a date with a girl without realizing it was a date...
so this acually happened last year.
Background: I'm a conventional person and don't really like the idea of dating in high school because it causes drama and never lasts, but if it happens without any effort I obviously w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413475596 | 1413488048 | t3_2jfeu5 | t5_2to41 | 23 | S2R2: TIFU by eating too much weed peanut brittle/candy
This fuck up happened last night. I'm on Catalina island with my wife and a friend supplied me with medical marijuana peanut brittle/candy. Having never used this stuff before I was curious. Well the fuck up is I ate all of it over an hours time. I didn't feel any... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1413476668 | 1413577045 | t3_2jfgui | t5_2to41 | 1,170 | ColonelKernelCornell: TIFU by... standing up for myself and refusing to work for free? What?
I apologize if this seems unorganized but I'm still a little rattled and wanted to document what just happened while it is still fresh in my mind. Some preface would help, I suppose. I work the graveyard shift at a fuel stat... | 9 | 130 | |
1413475959 | 1413506781 | t3_2jffia | t5_2to41 | 27 | MooseThings: TIFU by opening the door
Today I fucked up. Yesterday is when all the shit started heading for the fan. I received a call from a number I didn't recognize (What am I going to answer it? What is this 1995 where we answer phones for people we don't know and wear chains out of our pockets?) so I waited for a ... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1413477046 | 1413501188 | t3_2jfhlk | t5_2to41 | 471 | adorablesexypants: TIFU By Stage Slapping My Girlfriend in a Starbucks
This happened on Thanksgiving (Reporting from Canada here...) and after dinner my girlfriend and I decided to get Starbucks before I drove home.
While in there we were talking about dinner and joking about her cousin who enjoys poking and prodding ... | 11 | 42.818182 | |
1413479404 | 1413487864 | t3_2jfm75 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Isawthesplind: (TIFU) by drinking my pee
So I went out to the bars last night and got hammered.. Yeah, Wednesday.. but evidently I pissed into a beer bottle when I got home and left it on my desk not remembering.
When I woke up just now with a splitting headache and nausea, I sat down to fap at my desk before school..... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413478581 | 1413517811 | t3_2jfkk3 | t5_2to41 | 95 | CountryTimeLemonlade: TIFU by farting into a fan.
I was having a conversation with a career counselor in his cubicle earlier, and per cubicle size, there was only one chair.
Anyhow, I had been sitting in the chair and playing the subtle shift game to keep the bottle capped.
But... After about fifteen minutes one of... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1413478288 | 1413485561 | t3_2jfjyq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a satirical subreddit about my school's principal
It started about 3 weeks ago. We have a principal who did many things that were disliked by others (I'm not going to describe for my safety). My friends and I decided to create a subreddit about her with the purpose of satire. We were hoping... | 5 | 1 | |
1413477284 | 1413508501 | t3_2jfi1y | t5_2to41 | 26 | mightykushthe1st: TIFU by leaving my notebook open under my chair during my test.
So this just happened today, and I fucked up good. I had an Economics midterm today worth about 35% of my mark, and I hadn't studied nearly enough. So I brought my notebook with me to class an hour early so I could work last minute on som... | 4 | 6.5 |
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