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1413269250 | 1413356924 | t3_2j71py | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ekumo: TIFU by creating a piss pendulum in my bathroom
This happened earlier this morning.
Today started like any other day: I woke up, pulled the covers off of myself, and made my way to the leakage station. I proceeded to lower my drawers, revealing my bare legs and furry friend, allowing everything to blow in the ... | 5 | 3 | |
1413300614 | 1413327460 | t3_2j821t | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing r/buttsharpies after my girlfriend
So, last night, myself, and my best friend, were at home drinking. We were waiting for my girlfriend to get home. Him and I polished off 20ish PBR's by the time she got home from work, she came home and we had the rest, along with a few shots of Fireball and J... | 4 | 11 | |
1413302224 | 1413318828 | t3_2j84zh | t5_2to41 | 73 | Djhammerpants: Tifu by being on reddit
Today being my first day at my new high school, I'm waiting to meet with my counselor to discuss my schedule. In the mean time I'm browsing reddit on my phone when a two other people come in and start talking to students about why they're not attending some thing after school. The... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1413302580 | 1413311806 | t3_2j85ov | t5_2to41 | 2 | Massgeorge: TIFU by not charging my phone.
This happened 2 days ago and I admit I'm a perv.
Woke up in the morning and realized that I didn't plug my phone in properly and It didn't charge ( damn you 30pin connector). When I left the house I was at 26%. I go through my day being careful with my power and by the end I... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413314760 | 1413517378 | t3_2j81xu | t5_2to41 | 198 | 623JR: Why not drive barefoot?
murfmurphy: Driving barefoot, I believe, is illegal in many states.
623JR: That's not true, California is the only state that prohibits it.
FullFiguredRhino: California also has a law against driving bare foot. So...Kentucky isn't the only one.
623JR: Prohibited, not illegal. There is... | 24 | 8.25 | |
1413304515 | 1413328117 | t3_2j89b1 | t5_2to41 | 170 | KRaidium: We want YOUR opinions on sex-centered posts!
Hey guys!
Recently, we have been receiving multiple complaints about just one thing; posts which are centered around sex.
Our mod team has come together to discuss this, and we have narrowed it down to 3 possible options. We are all split between each choice, so... | 7 | 24.285714 | |
1413304325 | 1413305646 | t3_2j88xa | t5_2to41 | 8 | NotNobelWinner: TIFU by promising to get a book
I'm a postgraduate student. about a ten days ago, professor told us to get a book for the course. some days later, classmates told in class that they couldn't get the book, not in bookstores, not on the internet. I was busy and didn't look for the book. about three days a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413305539 | 1413307862 | t3_2j8b79 | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my best friend hard drugs (NSFW)
DoubleGSpot: It's not the cocaine that's making you shit. It's all the baby laxatives they cut it with.
sableloki: i can guarantee it is 100% pure, i personally would never do let alone hand out something i didnt get through trusted channels
dpp_friendly: What... | 9 | -0.333333 | |
1413301585 | 1413310784 | t3_2j83sr | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a text to the wrong person
Oh yeah, I'm one of those people.
Today I was hanging out with a girl I would consider a casual friend/acquaintance (not anymore!). She's a nice girl but a little full on. She'd been texting me for days about how excited she's been to hang out with me and while we ... | 3 | 2 | |
1413252471 | 1413315556 | t3_2j6e8l | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By Sniping My Crush Right In The Dome With A Ball
This happened when I was in 8th grade or so. I was playing dodgeball and I accidently hit my crush right in the head with a dodgeball. This was one of my "better" throws... She left crying and I was really embarrassed. She then later asks me if I was the... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1413308211 | 1413335427 | t3_2j8geh | t5_2to41 | 96 | Caister: TIFU By teaching my fiancé how to drive a manual
TIFU By teaching my fiancé how to drive a manual. I will keep it short and sweet as I am still eating Vicodin like smarties.
As anyone who drives a manual car/truck can attest to, this gives you the luxury of having anyone that you ever meet inquiring if you w... | 6 | 16 | |
1413309180 | 1413321362 | t3_2j8ia7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Jay_scum: tifu by being a turbo virgin
tifu I've been seeing this girl from my work a couple times for coffee. Well yesterday I decided to take the plunge and try to lose my virginity. I invited her over to "watch a movie" and we ended up snuggling on the couch watching harry potter because she loves that movie and it ... | 6 | 3 | |
1413309782 | 1413329378 | t3_2j8jfq | t5_2to41 | 173 | White_Cocoapuff: TIFU by graping a guy in the head
So I live in Chicago, and I fucking hate taxis. Like a lot. I swear to god those little yellow bastards are the source of all evil. The Holocaust? Taxis. Ebola? It was the taxis. My fourth grade teacher who told me my nose was big? Fucking taxis.
I live in a 24th flo... | 9 | 19.222222 | |
1413310597 | 1413346070 | t3_2j8kwl | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by spitting tobacco on a chick
This happened about an hour ago and it really is fucking embarrassing.
I'm walking back from a class where I just finished my midterm exam. Such a relief to finally be done with that. I know I killed the test, so to celebrate I put a huge dip of Copenhagen in my lip and s... | 4 | 3 | |
1413310221 | 1413344135 | t3_2j8k5p | t5_2to41 | 264 | yunghawaii: TIFU by going on reddit
caught the cute girl on the bus next to me checking me out but mainly watching me on my phone, thought it would be impressive if I went on reddit and started reading something from r/science.idk why I went with that approach, but i open up reddit and BLAM there it is the porn video ... | 9 | 29.333333 | |
1413308224 | 1413311258 | t3_2j8gfg | t5_2to41 | 14 | for_real_analysis: TIFU by throwing my keys in the dumpster
I was taking out my trash and I accidentally threw the keys in with the trash bag. I just stood there and peeped over the edge, staring. The dumpster had just been emptied yesterday so the bag and my keys were all the way at the bottom. I considered hoisting m... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1413309314 | 1413410667 | t3_2j8ijf | t5_2to41 | 465 | No_U_Crazy: TIFU by helping my wife pump breastmilk
My wife, a new mom and completely new to pumping breastmilk, was unhappy with the amount she was producing. I'm an engineer and love to tinker so my wife always calls on me whenever something isn't working.
For those of you who don't know, moms use a pumping machi... | 12 | 38.75 | |
1413311292 | 1413405115 | t3_2j8mb8 | t5_2to41 | 253 | ChildrenForBreakfast: TIFU by congratulating my co-worker on her new puppy.
A group of female coworkers were huddled around the lunch table "ooh-ing" and "aww-ing" over something a new coworker was talking about. She'd only been working here for a few weeks so I decided I would walk up, join the conversation, and make ... | 7 | 36.142857 | |
1413311993 | 1413317935 | t3_2j8nq2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | NA-Obliterated: TIFU by drinking my own piss.
It started off like a normal day, I woke up to go over to my office for work. I grab my bottle of water by my bed and I am ready.
So for the backstory, I have been doing burnout sessions in the gym pretty much exhausting myself, so 5 days before today I pissed in a water ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1413312452 | 1413348271 | t3_2j8olw | t5_2to41 | 4 | tankbusta: TIFU by not fully doing my job as a video editor on a major international TVC shoot for a AAA agency.
agentchuckbartowski: You're too young to do major blows to your career, OP. No worries. Everyone fucks up. The key is learning from your fuckups. A mistake is only truly damaging when you don't learn anythi... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413315519 | 1413321032 | t3_2j8ulk | t5_2to41 | 3 | not_old_or_new_fag: TIFU by busting a load laying down.
JonseyMcFly: Once laying in best with my fiance she was diggeling my jimmy tell i blew. Flew up and landed on her face. Right in the eye and mouths. Perfect shot.
Moral of my story. learn to aim noob.
not_old_or_new_fag: If thou whilst read the story, note key ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413315102 | 1413475931 | t3_2j8tsq | t5_2to41 | 5 | DC_Livin_202: TIFU by being a man-whore
PrimeMinisterPemulis: Yeah, and whores get no sympathy, no matter their gender. Sorry you had the parents you did that couldn't teach you better. One or both of them did this. Tell us which one.
DC_Livin_202: judging from your angry response either your a hardcore feminist or a ... | 5 | 1 | |
1413313920 | 1413326010 | t3_2j8rj8 | t5_2to41 | 1 | stupidstupidstu: TIFU by recommending a song about a miscarriage to my pregnant friend
This happened today, and I was just made aware of my fuck up via a text. So my friend is 7 months pregnant and she has been busy preparing for the birth of her first child. She has been making lullaby playlists for a while now and ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1413312129 | 1413329220 | t3_2j8o0c | t5_2to41 | 35 | RustyTDI: TIFU by eating Mom's meatloaf at work.
My mom made meatloaf over the weekend.
I brought left over's to work today, and ate it.
Now I have diarrhea.
I work in a small office with only three other employees, all of them being women.
One bathroom.
Thanks Mom.
BEASTxSKILLS: should've had mom's spaghetti
... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1413317518 | 1413336735 | t3_2j8ym1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Palidd: TIFU WOW
Justvotingupordown: I have no idea what any of those words mean.
nick7896: It is in English...right?? I mean I know it is....but I have no idea what they hell it means. I need a translation.
harder_plz: Ok.
Vanilla: First wow expasion.
Twink: A low level character with good equipment.
GM: Guild ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1413317793 | 1413339565 | t3_2j8z5f | t5_2to41 | 148 | I_can_smell_purple: TIFU by having a cat.
I have a ginormous sweetheart of a fuzzy cat named [Wookie](http://i.imgur.com/jBDIOKn.jpg). Wookie seems to think that he never gets fed enough, so when I feed him, he bolts his food down like a starving man who has just been given a box of Twinkies.
Today started out a li... | 5 | 29.6 | |
1413317910 | 1413321502 | t3_2j8zdv | t5_2to41 | 59 | mambohippo: TIFU by having sex in a hot tub
I looove hot tubs. Probably in an unhealthy way, because I know that the heat and god knows what, that lurks under the surface isn't good for me, but I don't care.
The GF and I were excited for a few days away from the kids at a lake resort that had a hot tub room inside. I... | 7 | 8.428571 | |
1413320023 | 1413324983 | t3_2j93i3 | t5_2to41 | 27 | dhoffnun: TIFU by commenting where I shouldn't have
splitrune: Probably for a very good reason? Not in my experience.
Bashing on white people is no different than bashing on Black people, or Hispanics. Racism is racism, even if it is against White's. And anyone who can't see that is ignorant. You don't need to be in ... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1413320678 | 1413321762 | t3_2j94su | t5_2to41 | 8 | byrdimus: TIFU by shooting my feces on the wall in the hospital
IamNotTheMama: Poop all over (bath)room - assert dominance!
Well done.
byrdimus: I'm just like a hippo. slinging poo and all
moustachemall: Hippo poo is like weed wacking a septic tank!
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1413322673 | 1413332855 | t3_2j98s4 | t5_2to41 | 1 | heeNo123: TIFU by masterbating privately but caught in the act by my husband
Today I was home early before my husband and kids. I pulled out the vibrator and enjoyed myself on my bed. I dozed off with my skirt up, boobs poking out of my T-shirt and vibrator on the bed. There has been a lot of construction at our hou... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1413324103 | 1413335189 | t3_2j9bib | t5_2to41 | 10 | Covell007: TIFU By being an over confident teen driver.
Well it all started when I was driving a friend home, I pull onto a dirt road and said "film me drifting." So as he pulls out his phone and records, I floor it. All is good until I go sideways on a very rough part of the road, the back slides out past the front an... | 5 | 2 | |
1413325190 | 1413355534 | t3_2j9de9 | t5_2to41 | 130 | [deleted]: TIFU by devastating a cute girls face with napalm bread and hurricane spit.
Dearest Reddit, today I fucked up and I can’t stop laughing and dying of shame at the same time. To give a little background, I tend to go grocery shopping every week or so to pick things up for myself and whatever my mom may need. T... | 4 | 32.5 | |
1413324022 | 1413328331 | t3_2j9bcj | t5_2to41 | 101 | sasquatch992: TIFU by writing down what I was going to ask the doctor
So today I had my annual physical with a new doctor. Since it had been a year, I decided I should make a list of the things ailing me before I go there, so I can be sure I cover all my bases. So before my physical, while I'm at work, I take a post-it... | 5 | 20.2 | |
1413325186 | 1413333734 | t3_2j9ddv | t5_2to41 | 8 | myveryowntifuname: TIFU by buying a pack of cigarettes
I am a SrA in the USAF working on an Army post. I quit smoking last year after a bout of depression in which I couldn't muster the energy to buy another pack. Buying the pack wasn't the direct fuckup, but it is still a fuckup.
I decided to have a smoke on the way... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1413325978 | 1413328318 | t3_2j9evr | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU while going down on my girlfriend.
So we're both teenagers, and I'm currently having to stay with her and her family at her house for awhile.
After lunch one day, everyone in the family (excluding her) had to head out for various reasons. Her father was the last one out, and when he left, she said she ... | 3 | 23.666667 | |
1413324574 | 1413329603 | t3_2j9c9l | t5_2to41 | 3 | Briggy1986: TIFU- By inadvertently breaking up my roommate and his girl.
ok_why_not: I don't know man, this reads like your roommate's fuck up more than yours. Yeah, sending the video to the girlfriend did push it over the edge, but... your roommate already said it, he shouldn't have cheated on his girl. That's on him... | 3 | 1 | |
1413327168 | 1413335258 | t3_2j9h15 | t5_2to41 | 6 | kuaal: TIFU by racing my dad
[deleted]: mom doesnt have to know about the racing - for all she knows he was bringing cheerios to starving orphans
BigTex8900: Works every time
Fahrowshus: 60% of the time
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1413327953 | 1413331176 | t3_2j9ihi | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for a scam in New York
TribeOfOne64: That's not really getting scammed. It's just getting intimidated.
jvchef: ~~intimidated~~ initiated
TribeOfOne64: So true
| 4 | 2 | |
1413330606 | 1413386666 | t3_2j9n7a | t5_2to41 | 4,567 | RKelley5889: TIFU by presenting a Gianna Micheal's deepthroating gif to my entire lecture hall
This is my throwaway account for obviously reasons. Today I had the biggest presentation of the semester (college) in my Cancer Biology class... I'm a big fan of going the extra mile so I decided to make a Prezi instead of th... | 18 | 253.722222 | |
1413321813 | 1413331190 | t3_2j974b | t5_2to41 | 6 | AdrianBlake: TIFU by confusing "end call" with "flush".
jvchef: not TIFU, TIAD; Today I Asserted Dominance
AdrianBlake: "Sorry i got confused because both function to take away pieces of shit!....... love you too dad"
| 3 | 2 | |
1413332078 | 1413362694 | t3_2j9pr0 | t5_2to41 | 717 | WhoopsWrongEssay: TIFU by submitting the worst possible rough draft of a paper.
So, I'm a college student taking an American Politics class. It's a good class, the professor is nice and encourages discussion, overall I like the class. Last week, we had a paper due early in the week. Being the excellent college student ... | 5 | 143.4 | |
1413332892 | 1413391760 | t3_2j9r6f | t5_2to41 | 15 | Flojani: TIFU by accepting a phone call. NSFW Language
Like most fuck ups, this didn't happen recently. It happened during the summer of 2013.
Sorry all for the long fuck up!
I work at a liquor store and it was a typical Saturday morning. Pretty slow and nothing exciting happening. Like many convenient stores, we hav... | 5 | 3 | |
1413331743 | 1413349315 | t3_2j9p7y | t5_2to41 | 22 | p0tat07: Tifu by making apple reject a friends app from the AppStore.
My friend programmed a chat room application for iOS and recently for android, anyways it's a good way to kill time and meet cool people. My friend decided it would be fun to introduce a chatbot to the app. Almost like Siri except not as intelligent.... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1413334644 | 1413346425 | t3_2j9uaw | t5_2to41 | 419 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an insensitive asshole to my girlfriend
Very brief background info: my girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship because I'm away for school and have been for about 2-3 years.
So anyway, this TIFU is a few fuck ups leading up to a bigger fuck up. It starts off with me having recent... | 9 | 46.555556 | |
1413335026 | 1413338906 | t3_2j9uxw | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking some green before school
MeritorHavock: So a little background on me, I am an A student and I take an AP class a year, nothing to extreme. But on occasion I like to indulge in some fun activities.
Now to the story. So one day I am going to pick up my buddy from a parking lot close to my high... | 3 | 1 | |
1413323851 | 1413345941 | t3_2j9b20 | t5_2to41 | 65 | Rimebound: TIFU by trash talking John Legend.
So I was at my local game store, looking at magic singles and checking to see if there were any new comics I had missed last wednesday. I was chatting with the guys that work there when "All of Me" by John Legend comes on the PA. Now I have a story I like to tell about how ... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1413335686 | 1413346503 | t3_2j9w1l | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating too many beans.
I went out to a Mexican restaurant and they have a salsa bar. I had two of the complimentary chip baskets and a bunch of spicy salsa as well as lots of rice and beans and more nachos. I was felling really queasy, but still finished my meal. I barely could walk. I jogged around ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413336499 | 1413341934 | t3_2j9xfw | t5_2to41 | 8 | RandomSparkle: TIFU by letting my boyfriend piss in a bottle.
This ridiculous event took place years ago with my boyfriend who is now my husband , at my home.
Let me say first off that at the time he was 20 and I was 18 years old. It was in the middle of winter and me being not really smart about my relationships and ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413336912 | 1413337406 | t3_2j9y6o | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By going to school naked
cosmomojo: Did you wank when you realised? I mean why not, you were gonna move anyway, have your last wank at that school.
MeritorHavock: A good tug?
| 3 | 1 | |
1413336614 | 1413340823 | t3_2j9xmx | t5_2to41 | 5 | deus_ex_macadamia: TIFU By Getting the Right Answer in History Class (and pissing off a Feminist)
I'm a junior in high school and was sitting in World History class listening to my teacher (whose body resembles a gumdrop) give a power point presentation on ancient China and one slide mentioned a book by Ban Zhao called... | 5 | 1 | |
1413337424 | 1413347949 | t3_2j9z54 | t5_2to41 | 52 | Recently_Deleted: TIFU by not knowing about the "Recently Deleted" folder on the new iPhone 6 NSFW
This TIFU happened a few weeks ago when the new iPhone 6 came out. I preordered my phone and it arrived in the mail the same day it was released. I promptly activated it and after transferring everything from my old phone... | 4 | 13 | |
1413338636 | 1413343521 | t3_2ja14p | t5_2to41 | 8 | imadeyouacoke: TIFU by giving my neighbour a bottle of Coke.
Over Thanksgiving break my boyfriend and I went to my grandparent's house to dinner. Now, my grandparents and I aren't super close. We like eachother and have a good relationship, but we're not terribly close otherwise. So when we were at her house last night... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413337452 | 1413339276 | t3_2j9z6s | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by forwarding a button on my website to Pornhub...
So I'm building a website for the first time and I'm sorta self learning with the use of [W3Schools](http://www.w3schools.com/html), which is actually a very good tool. Keep in mind me to HTML and CSS is like trying to use a PC for the first time, it's ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413342250 | 1413358239 | t3_2ja7a1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | kamajo8991: TIFU by posting a gruesome picture of my vagina to Facebook.
TIFU you guys.
**Some pre-text to give you an idea:**
I'm a mother of two little rad dudes. I'm a pretty liberal, opened minded kinda mom, right? So I had pictures of my youngest's birth taken and uploaded to my computer. All sorts of shots, mos... | 4 | 4 | |
1413342303 | 1413512343 | t3_2ja7d8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | drunkadvice: Tifu by being overconfident.
Tifu by being overconfident and knowing what I want. I interviewed for a job yesterday. The owner emailed me back today and asked for clarification on salary requirements. I priced myself high. Fair market for what they want. They got a discount for being a law firm firm wi... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1413337268 | 1413394655 | t3_2j9yuk | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friend "Hey man I think she wants the D"
Was at a bar with my friend who had just got back from teaching in Germany. He was talking to a "random" girl who sat by him in English then started speaking in German for a while. I thought oh he heard an accent now he's putting the German on her!... | 4 | 20.25 | |
1413344317 | 1413347834 | t3_2jaam9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Denzawe: TIFU by sending a girl a screenshot of our own conversation.
**This happened about 5 minutes ago. Still wondering how it's gonna play out.
Hey Reddit. Long story short I'm a senior in high school and we have our homecoming dance coming up this weekend. I was going to ask this girl I know as a friend becaus... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413344372 | 1413419547 | t3_2jaap9 | t5_2to41 | 200 | YoTengoUnLCD: TIFU By sending my college crush a photo
So I've been having a crush on this girl for like a year now (basically since I started uni, on mid February).
We started talking some weeks ago while in class and in our breaks, and we've been getting along in a pretty fantastic fashion.
This night I had the grea... | 5 | 40 | |
1413344140 | 1413346010 | t3_2jaaci | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling all my friends and family to "Go to hell!" and by smashing a wine bottle into my television when they all refused to help fund my artisanal sea salt company.
fart
doctor__spaceman: ......
Is this from a movie?
Please tell me this is from a movie....
Nobody actually acts like this, right?
... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413346687 | 1413421211 | t3_2jaebs | t5_2to41 | 6 | thomass420: TIFU by backing into someone in my dads audi a6
So today I fucked up when my dad asked me if I wanted to drive him to best buy. I only have my learners and have had it for about a month now. He has a company owned Audi A6 and he let me drive it. (crazy right?) So we had just eaten at 5-Guys (by the way, A1 ... | 3 | 2 | |
1413346709 | 1413442178 | t3_2jaecz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting the internet.
Fuck me. This thread right here.
http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1rrxf0/what_are_the_best_scary_movies/
Me and my friend got high and were looking for a great scary movie. Like the first paranormal, the Shining, the Ring, etc. This guy and his accomplices suggested t... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1413348083 | 1413550794 | t3_2jagab | t5_2to41 | 1 | graphix62: TIFU-Foot in mouf
Today as I was driving him home I seen a little fat girl about 16 yrs old or so. She was actually a big fat girl she has a little girl face and a walrus sort of body shape. So she is walking down the sidewalk looking particularly pitiful and so I tell my friend, "Ha check out the little wal... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1413348850 | 1413377170 | t3_2jaha9 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking before class.
Now, before I say all the great things about my today I fucked up, let me first say, I never drink before class. In fact, I never drink before anything important. Today was very different. I had a major speech that I had to give to my peers today about global economic politics ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1413349137 | 1413401948 | t3_2jaho9 | t5_2to41 | 42 | Nikosurrano: TIFU by throwing up while giving my boyfriend a bj
Short, sweet, and to the point- I was giving my boyfriend head after drinking a tad too much chocolate wine. I had what I thought was a burp, and ended up dripping vomit onto his chest through my nose, and then denying vehemently that I had thrown up. I to... | 7 | 6 | |
1413349932 | 1413357300 | t3_2jairp | t5_2to41 | 14 | HermanTouchler: TIFU by throwing up all over a girl in the car.
OK so the actual fuckup happened awhile ago, but it relates to an even that happened today (in which I almost fuckup) so here goes. So like several months ago I had a German exchange student staying with me. Now this attracted a lot of attention towards me... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1413353491 | 1413383903 | t3_2jan0a | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU and let crazy stick his dick in me.
First off let me say I will never use a dating website again.
There was this man I met over eharmony and he was super smart, sweet, nerdy and cute and we shared a lot of similar interests. We both liked science, read xkcd, and enjoyed hiking and the outdoors. We wen... | 6 | 4 | |
1413346957 | 1413371259 | t3_2jaeq8 | t5_2to41 | 21 | LoganAH: TIFU by holding it in to long
PersonalsThrow: Humiliating...really sorry that happened.
LoganAH: On the bright side though, I have a funny story to tell now
| 3 | 7 | |
1413357072 | 1413411088 | t3_2jaqmn | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU and can see my entire life falling apart
I have a discomfort on the right side below my rib cage and I am coughing a lot since last night. I think this is bad and I am praying it isn't cancer.
I should have stopped smoking a long time ago. I can't put my family through this.
I am waiting for the docto... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1413359197 | 1413460975 | t3_2jasjw | t5_2to41 | 415 | Rajiv_khaneja: TIFU by losing $25,000 on a Robocoin ATM(x-post /r/bitcoin)
mofmofmof: maybe I am just a simpleton, but the whole bitcoin thing seems like a giant scam to me.
throwmebone: It does attract a disproportionate amount of scammers, it's the sad truth.
The technology itself doesn't seem to be a scam and ... | 8 | 51.875 | |
1413362282 | 1413367845 | t3_2jav6j | t5_2to41 | 76 | Wolf2776: TIFU by getting poo all over someones breasts.
Like many stories here this was actually a long time ago when I was about 8 years old. I was at someones birthday party held at my Uncle and Aunts house which was about an hour and a half from my house. We usually stay at their house (which is more like a huge tw... | 12 | 6.333333 | |
1413372458 | 1413376685 | t3_2javow | t5_2to41 | 4 | Sleepywalker69: Well you basically have wasted it by cheating on her...
TPMJB: He was single for a month and screwed another girl. How is that cheating, exactly? If you mean by simply talking to other girls...you're disillusioned.
Sleepywalker69: Oh, didn't know he was single at the time.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413363345 | 1413363719 | t3_2jaw1h | t5_2to41 | 42 | Heyneedhelp: Tifu In answering a basic math question
So today I had to go up to the board and answer one of the questions from the homework we were assigned and basically I made myself look like a dumbass In front of the whole class.
It was an analytical chemistry question where it involves a bit of basic Algebra and ... | 3 | 14 | |
1413356296 | 1413438829 | t3_2japut | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a haircut.
I have court on Monday for a custody battle. I have been preparing myself mentally for whatever might happen. Today while getting my tires replaced I decided I should get a haircut to look more civil and presentable. I decided to walk to the nearest Meijer and go to their hair cut ... | 3 | 1 | |
1413364485 | 1413398054 | t3_2jax0n | t5_2to41 | 19 | High_Treason: TIFU by saving over my unsaved essay
This is essentially a double TIFU.
I had half an hour left to submit my 35% history essay that I'd been working on all night; plenty of time. Except it isn't plenty of time when you don't have an essay to turn in.
I had transferred my essay plan that i worked on at ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1413369337 | 1413460156 | t3_2jb17w | t5_2to41 | 252 | TPMJB: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend upstairs
Like many on here, this wasn't today, but monumental indeed.
So being in our early twenties and without real careers yet (or salaries), my ex-girlfriend and I didn't go out a lot. Particularly this night, we decided to go have a romantic evening at Walmart and come... | 10 | 25.2 | |
1413373723 | 1413865647 | t3_2jb5mu | t5_2to41 | 79 | SaddharKadham: TIFU by teaching my son to act decisively and non-violently.
I have a thirteen year old son who is quite submissive socially. Recently I've been improving that by giving him pointers and raising his self esteem. Well. It worked.
Problem is, it worked so well he thought he's a fucking superhero. The day ... | 12 | 6.583333 | |
1413377168 | 1413416884 | t3_2jb9pt | t5_2to41 | 58 | ipwnedyourmam: TIFU by pretending to fart in the library
This didn't happen today *blah blah blah* but rather around 2 years ago whilst I was at college. Moving on.
In our college library, as all libraries usually are, it's deadly quiet. I feel as though I should insert [this](http://i.imgur.com/rGGJRXU.png) so you ar... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1413378473 | 1413380046 | t3_2jbbh6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | cyclicpitch11: TIFU by sleeping
I've always been a heavy sleeper. All throughout high school my mother would have to wake me up for anything because I would just sleep through my alarms. I'm currently a first semester freshman in college. One of my classes has a very important, mandatory attendance 8am discussion secti... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413378865 | 1413415277 | t3_2jbc1n | t5_2to41 | 1,852 | ernie1850: TIFU by making my nephew piss his pants.
So it's the evening, and my 2 year old nephew is over at my house. To kill some time, I decide to show him Kerbal Space Program for the first time, in my efforts to indoctrinate him into space shit. I notice that the music volume of the game was pretty low, so I turn ... | 9 | 205.777778 | |
1413379373 | 1413414583 | t3_2jbcst | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by tracking down a kid and telling him his own address
So some kid came on my server and thought it would be funny to try and crash my server while he was recording.
I immediately banned him but I felt that wasn't enough.
So long story short, I tracked down his IP address to his real address and sent ... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1413381257 | 1413401330 | t3_2jbfle | t5_2to41 | 53 | SgtDudi: TIFU smashing my friends mother with a door
Hello! First post on this subreddit after lurking around for a while.
This didn't happen today, it happened 5 years ago when I was in 7th grade.
Okay, so this was the first day of school after summer holiday. I met up with my friends which I hadn't seen for two mont... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1413384243 | 1413429706 | t3_2jbke7 | t5_2to41 | 75 | LFD1988: TIFU by talking too liberally about my use of improvised dildos. NSFW
My fuck up happened when I was a senior in High School and had just turned 18. It was also during that time that I made some discoveries about my own sexuality, the first of which is my being gay.
Having come to terms with my own identity ... | 5 | 15 | |
1413384824 | 1413410508 | t3_2jblc7 | t5_2to41 | 135 | Kiltershidt: TIFU by telling my wife she was fat.
Back story, wife has diagnosed with Sarcoidosis and has been put on steroids as part of her treatment. She has been on these steroids for almost 6 months and has gained about 50 pounds since she started the medicine. So far everything has been well and her and I have be... | 8 | 16.875 | |
1413385406 | 1413397923 | t3_2jbmbk | t5_2to41 | 575 | DwarfofChaos: TIFU by leaving my Laptop at home, unlocked in front where my mother had access...
So, It was a normal Wednesday - Wake up at 7AM, Go for the 8:14 train to get to university - i'm 19 and in 3rd year - and spend a few hours studying before heading home.
Just as I arrive on campus my phone starts ringing ... | 15 | 38.333333 | |
1413384449 | 1413401237 | t3_2jbkqb | t5_2to41 | 7 | j_stock: TIFU by lying to a co-worker....
This happened yesterday. I was typing it right after this happened, but wasn't able to finish b/c I had to go home b/c, you know, the bank closes. :-)
So a particular lady with whom I have been working with for the last 3 months (I've only been at this job for 3 months), but h... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413387372 | 1413479823 | t3_2jbpvf | t5_2to41 | 148 | jthrowawayw: TIFU by mixing up the name of a pornstar with a coworker
ohh man...I just finished having a discussion with a coworker about a project we are working on. This story will be best if I share in dialogue format.
Me: "I am having a meeting with Jim on Friday regarding our role on this project. Do you want... | 5 | 29.6 | |
1413387613 | 1413494245 | t3_2jbqbq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high and ordering food.
Took some marijuanas, then ordered some burgers on Seamless.
We don't have a doorbell, so delivery people call when they get to our building. I used my BF's account, so they had his phone number (he wasn't home yet) and waited outside for the delivery guy. When he get... | 6 | 1 | |
1413388599 | 1413391480 | t3_2jbs54 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Xylerk18: TIFU by being acquainted with a blond asian girl
this happened to me 2 days ago but today was the first day i feel calm and cognitive. sorry its a bit long but the details make more sense than the TLDR at the bottom.
Back story
so im going to X community college to take my GE classes and one of the requireme... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413389586 | 1413390595 | t3_2jbu1p | t5_2to41 | 4 | uhhohspaghettio: TIFU by giving a guest the benefit of the doubt
This happened a little while ago. I work operations at a Chick-fil-a, regular stuff like working the cash register, making the fries, etc. My store is located in a rather tourist heavy area of town, so we get a lot of asshole guests, making big messes, tr... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413390385 | 1413411763 | t3_2jbvkw | t5_2to41 | 548 | [deleted]: TIFU working out doing sit-ups opposite a beautiful red head doing squats
So, I'm at the gym with my cousin doing sit-ups on a decline. There's two really good looking girls in there with me. Opposite my location is a squat rack that faced toward where I was doing sit-ups. I'm on my 3rd set aiming to do abou... | 9 | 60.888889 | |
1413390805 | 1413393539 | t3_2jbwgl | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU By not understanding sarcasm
Unlike many, this happened today. In my year 9 Chemistry class there is a teacher who is usually really nice. Somebody near the back of the class whispered something (Let's call him Bob.), and the teacher said that he didn't need to teach this class anymore, and we could do ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1413390556 | 1413393286 | t3_2jbvxu | t5_2to41 | 32 | pantalaimons: TIFU by asking two questions
Q1. Have you had any previous surgeries
A1. I had a hysterectomy 10 years ago
Q2. When was your last menstrual period
A2. Do you know what a hysterectomy is?
Note: I'm a first year medical student
Alph1: I'm a guy. ELI5.
Voyager5555: A hysterectomy is basically the removal of... | 4 | 8 | |
1413391097 | 1413438569 | t3_2jbx15 | t5_2to41 | 359 | revolooption: TIFU by trying to eat out
Okay now I've been with this girl for over a couple of months, we've had sex and I've tried 'eating her out' once before and completely hated it... But didn't tell her because I was scared she'd get embarrassed or something. A couple of weeks later we're at my place getting it on... | 11 | 32.636364 | |
1413391385 | 1413392382 | t3_2jbxlc | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending at John Cena prank call video to my new team mates on a team group chat
sfitznott: Hi TheCuriousTwat, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by accidentally sending at John Cena prank call video to my new team mates on a team group chat* has be... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413392142 | 1413394725 | t3_2jbz34 | t5_2to41 | 5 | SuperSoakerSorka: TIFU by lying to my boss to get out of work.
TIFU by telling my boss my mom was really sick and she needed to go to the hospital. Now when I give him an update I need to lie some more about what was wrong with my mother. Any ideas on what lie I could tell about why my mother was so sick.
p.s. Please ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413393339 | 1413437303 | t3_2jc1d4 | t5_2to41 | 108 | LennyTheCrazyInmate: TIFU by eating keyboard crumbs
Every Wednesday at work, the cafeteria has taco salads. I look forward to this day with great anticipation. So today I got the taco shell with lettuce, chicken, rice and all of the toppings. I merrily walked the taco salad to my desk to eat like the loner that I am.... | 5 | 21.6 | |
1413389552 | 1413774242 | t3_2jbtz3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | JaredKelly742: TIFU by using a marker and causing my classroom to be evacuated and closed for the rest of the day
As with most people, this happened quite a few years ago.
I was in grade 7 in French class (Canadian schools for the win) and we needed to do some colouring because we were doing colours. So we had to colo... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1413396644 | 1413499588 | t3_2jc7w6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | hoppedup: TIFU by trying to secure my flash drive.
So, I've been backing up my password manager pretty religiously like a good boy to my USB drive, just in case anything were to happen to my main drive.
I found a program that would do just what I would like in that it encrypted and password protected my USB. So I dow... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1413397850 | 1413398339 | t3_2jca9h | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating too many shrimp and ruining a wedding
Long ago, back in the Shire, I was a jazz student/musician. There are about a million gig stories that would qualify for TIFU (I almost threw up on Tina Fey once, which would have easily been my submission if it had gone as badly as it could have), but her... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413397492 | 1413447855 | t3_2jc9jk | t5_2to41 | 8,961 | Trapped-In-Texas: TIFU by trying to scare the wife with the kids.
So just to set the stage here my wife is currently surfing the red tide solo. During these monthly events my board is kicking it on the beach waiting for better days.
So after watching the family friendly Tosh.O we've been playing the scare game tryi... | 14 | 640.071429 |
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