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1413484007 | 1413484636 | t3_2jfv7t | t5_2to41 | 3 | Venisonsdear: TIFU by cleaning up my vomit, appearing to have a menstruation fetish.
Much like the other stories here, this happened a while ago. About 10 years ago when I was in high school.
I was a pretty naive and nerdy 9th grader and one weekend a few older kids invited me to come hang out and marathon seasons 1-4... | 3 | 1 | |
1413484133 | 1413563854 | t3_2jfvh7 | t5_2to41 | 570 | DeemonSeehorse: TIFU by exploring the bathroom of my cousins' beach house
The T, in this instance, stands for "a really long time ago" but the pain of remembering makes it feel like it happened today. I was young (9 or 10 I believe) and visiting my cousins. They have a lake house not too far from their normal house so ... | 6 | 95 | |
1413484324 | 1413486882 | t3_2jfvv0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ReligiousRelief: TIFU by trying to surprise the missus
jvchef: Wow this is just wow.
Also why did you keep the ice-cream? I feel bad for the kids
CeleryStickBeating: Which brings me to say BS on this TIFU.
jvchef: danigirl329 did the legwork...OP shame on you
Word for Word.
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1413484112 | 1413487863 | t3_2jfvft | t5_2to41 | 3 | jyankees: TIFU by embarrassing myself in front of my ta during office hours.
So today I went into my astronomy 2 ta's office hours because I'm not doing to well and want to do better on my next exam and do better in the class. How I fucked up was I didn't know the simplest shit. A lot of this was shit we learned in the... | 3 | 1 | |
1413484943 | 1413499701 | t3_2jfx32 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Knucklles: TIFU by letting my girlfriend borrow my laptop
My girlfriend needed to borrow my laptop for a PowerPoint, no big deal. I get a text from her 'pick your laptop whenever you want'. I really don't know why she would say that.. Around the time the fappening was all over reddit, me being a curious man I downloade... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1413485064 | 1413487227 | t3_2jfxbj | t5_2to41 | 8 | El_Miyagi: Tifu because I didn't work out.
My fuck up started early yesterday morning and hasn't stopped 'till about an hour ago I got home
The fuck up: I failed the fitness exam for a job I really need by literally just one fucking sit up. If I had trained harder this would have never happened. What's worse is I had ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1413486336 | 1413492291 | t3_2jfzsp | t5_2to41 | 3 | mmmboop: TIFU by checking the mail
today i fucked up by opening a box from UPS adressed to my mom. It turns out there were smartphones in the boxes, and those were our christmas gifts. i asked her why there were phones in the mail and she started crying, i was like wtf? and yeah. no more phones. whoops.
incotb: No more... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413485994 | 1413491314 | t3_2jfz5y | t5_2to41 | 5 | Quietshy_guy: TIFU by moving into an $1800/ mo with my GF with my weekly paycheck of $400
She's putting up $1300 and I'm putting up $500. While it seems easy I am completely horrible with the little money I make. The day prior to payday I sit there and wonder where the hell did my money go.
I have debt of about $15,0... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413487316 | 1413591895 | t3_2jg1p3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | ShitBets: TIFU by punching an African American homeless person.
I feel very ashamed. I was taking a walk down the street from McDonald's, it was dark, so I am walking and one guy approaches me. It's dark but I can see he looks very strange. The moment he got very close, I, sort of, pushed him in the face, screamed like... | 4 | 2 | |
1413485254 | 1413492928 | t3_2jfxpg | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheStoopKid: TIFU by changing my internet password [medium]
Last June, my roommates and I hated each other. We'll call them Nancy and Tom. Tom was the cool one, but his fiancée, Nancy, was a passive-aggressive bitch that didn't even help Tom move anything over 10lbs. on moving day (no, she wasn't pregnant).
I hated he... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1413488920 | 1413528592 | t3_2jg4qp | t5_2to41 | 16 | steelerkadaz: TIFU by going to a strip club with a plan.
It was new years. After a long night of celebrating my friends and I decided to go to a strip club. Now I had a problem with strip clubs several years go and hadn't been back to one since. At first I said no but the temptation of blindly tossing money at a girl ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1413483585 | 1413498542 | t3_2jfucb | t5_2to41 | 4 | hotelcharlie22: TIFU by being defensive
Ok, folks, here's my story. Full context, no punches pulled. I'm 32, divorced, and been through a string of shitty relationships since my divorce. The divorce was a mess, as she had been having a seven year affair, so ever since, I suppose it's tainted my relationships. That, com... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413487583 | 1413532175 | t3_2jg27m | t5_2to41 | 24 | thesnugglypuppies: TIFU by expanding my two year old daughter's vocabulary
This happened the day before yesterday.
I decided to take my two year old daughter, Ella, to IKEA. She has an intense love of this store, which I attribute to the IKEA catalog she has claimed and keeps in her room.
Anyways, we arrive at IKEA... | 4 | 6 | |
1413490094 | 1413513733 | t3_2jg6z4 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Kobe-JuanGinobli: TIFU by beating my girlfriend
My girlfriend and I are always very competitive... We usually stay up late playing scrabble, chess, or dominoes. Last night, we were in an intense game of chess. I usually let her win, but tonight I was going rampant. After stealing her queen and swiftly putting her into ... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
1413489220 | 1413507258 | t3_2jg5bc | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting a photo to Facebook
So last week colleagues at work fraped me and changed my Facebook profile picture to one of me and another colleague - Let's call her Mandy.
It's a nice photo, so thats okay. I'll let it slide.
Then I started getting messages from other girls, my mom, friends all asking '... | 3 | 13 | |
1413488928 | 1413492002 | t3_2jg4rc | t5_2to41 | 69 | Rob_G: TIFU by trying to clean the upstairs bathroom
I was downstairs the other day when I heard this rumbling sound coming from the second floor. As I hopped up the stairs, the sound got louder, and when I made it up, there was a puddle of water growing outward from the bathroom door. I opened the door and the toilet ... | 3 | 23 | |
1413491998 | 1413521122 | t3_2jgatf | t5_2to41 | 14 | idiotofallidiots: TIFU by addressing a doctor by her first name. Probably costed GF her dream job.
My soon-to-be pharmacist GF landed an interview at a very prominent health care clinic. Because her data was spotty, she asked me to send a thank-you email back to the interviewer, confirming the appointment.
I idiotical... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1413494437 | 1645061059 | t3_2jgfhw | t5_2to41 | 17,944 | jaydogsmith: TIFU by using a toilet wrong my entire life.
So I'm hoping a load of people are going to come out in support of me here but I've got that sinking feeling I may be alone in this.
Our toilet broke so I was in shopping for new ones and the sales person joked (no doubt for the millionth time) that I'll want o... | 18 | 996.888889 | |
1413493971 | 1413496151 | t3_2jgemp | t5_2to41 | 4 | BananaPalmer: TIFU by mixing Metamucil into a cup of coffee
Meowing_Cows: Hi BananaPalmer, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by mixing Metamucil into a cup of coffee* has been removed because it violates RULE 10: "All posts centered around defecation will be removed unless it's ... | 4 | 1 | |
1413495336 | 1413499565 | t3_2jgh84 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Aischylos: TIFU by not being "that guy".
So, like many TIFU's, this did not happen today. It took place about two and a half years ago at a gaming convention called PAX East. The convention lasts 3 days, and back then it was my favorite part of the year.
I was walking around the convention hall and getting freebie... | 3 | 2 | |
1413496429 | 1413499179 | t3_2jgj94 | t5_2to41 | 11 | almighty_spoon: TIFU by being an emotional dumbass
So the fuck up has been happening since Sunday. The events leading up to the fuck up started the weekend before last when I met this amazing girl at a party. After we met at the party, we started talking a lot and would meet up at a popular coffee shop and would talk... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1413498757 | 1413502012 | t3_2jgng5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | _THE_MOUNTAIN_: TIFU by leaving my freezer door open all day long.
So right now I'm just standing there in shock because everything is soft and mushy and ruined. This month's electric bill is gonna be a little costly.
PaperPlanes22: How long was it open? What was in the freezer?
_THE_MOUNTAIN_: 8 hours and all my food.... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413497646 | 1413562349 | t3_2jglhn | t5_2to41 | 17 | BoppSauce: TIFU by taking a massive dab right before going to school
So its before school, some kids ask if i want to give them a ride, i say sure not knowing whats in store for me. I pull up to their house walk inside and have a huge rig shoved in my face and was to to "hit this" SO i hit it and holy shit did i get hi... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1413503789 | 1413525320 | t3_2jgw9s | t5_2to41 | 10 | Catgurl: TIFU by calling my mom out for being a cheating whore
http://imgur.com/a/OxM6e
My nearly estranged monster of a mother Alice had a 2 year sexual relationship with another man and my dad found elicit images (60+) on her computer an called her out on it. My 18 year old brother accidentally had these naked and e... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1413504629 | 1413510526 | t3_2jgxmv | t5_2to41 | 19 | DoSomeWork: TIFU by ruining Christmas
This happened 9 years ago. I know it's not really a TIFU, but I figured I'd share the story with you guys.
(Prologue)When I turned 21, I was disappointed that none of my friends wanted to go out and get drunk. I spent the night by visiting my cousin at his work, he works graveyard... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1413505453 | 1413513390 | t3_2jgyyw | t5_2to41 | 5 | Nightcaste: TIFU by losing my patience.
I'm not in a very good place emotionally. A few months ago I was dumped by my now ex-girlfriend of six years. All of our mutual friends are reacting far more harshly toward me than she is. In fact she and I are still chill with each other. My own friends live outside of reaso... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413506402 | 1413516428 | t3_2jh0hf | t5_2to41 | 31 | Bruederle: TIFU by accidentally looking at gay porn in school.
So today at school, we were making t-shirts for a club in my computer class and I was finished so I was goofing around on the custom t-shirt site. On the site, you can search up t-shirt designs by the e-mail of the author so I was going through the most bas... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1413491583 | 1413531027 | t3_2jg9zq | t5_2to41 | 29 | Londongoose: TIFU by trying to look like a pro chef
I love cooking. I'm an avid home cook and all the gadgets and gear that goes with cooking are definitely part of my addiction. Perhaps my favourite gear of all: knives. There is absolutely nothing like a beautifully crafted knife which is perfectly balanced and sharp ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1413506612 | 1413531442 | t3_2jh0ub | t5_2to41 | 43 | Marco-Del-Mondo: TIFU by asking my best friend on a date
I'm going to start off by saying this is my first ever reddit post so I'm kind of a noob. There's a little backstory that leads to my fuck up so let us begin.
My best friend in this story so happens to be one of the most attractive girls I've ever met, the thing... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1413503566 | 1413511827 | t3_2jgvvn | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my 3 yo into a rest area bathroom with me.
My son had to go to the bathroom while on a road trip so we pull into a rest stop so I can take him in. We go into the men's bathroom which has a few people in it and go right to a stall. After letting him do his business I told him to wait so I could... | 3 | 3 | |
1413509977 | 1413511307 | t3_2jh6bh | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU By forgetting my manners and crying on someone else's birthday.
Sorry guys, no sex, drugs, alcohol or poop involved in this story. It is, however, pretty damn cringe-worthy.
Last night, my boyfriend pushed me a bit too far (playing computer games for an hour whilst I slaved away over dinner, and ig... | 5 | 3 | |
1413510701 | 1413523357 | t3_2jh7fm | t5_2to41 | 25 | deckerdpain: TIFU by changing in the garage
After a workout I shower and walked downstairs to get a fresh pair of boxers from the washing machine located in the garage (I picked a pair with an ass tear in it by accident). I dropped my undies in front of the dryer and BAM my roommate opened the garage door... Naked me p... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1413495474 | 1413552551 | t3_2jghir | t5_2to41 | 9 | SuperMartie: TIFU by microwaving a cup of coffee.
In 1998 I was a waitress. I was new to waiting tables, in fact I was new to pretty much everything, I was 18 and living as an adult for the first time. I was working in this little cafe in Fayetteville, North Carolina and had previously worked in the kitchen. This was... | 3 | 3 | |
1413508379 | 1413568472 | t3_2jh3p1 | t5_2to41 | 55 | ptk77: TIFU by forgetting I was on a cell phone, not a 2 way radio.
Okay so this technically happened a few years ago. I was working for a refrigeration company that used nextels as a primary means of communication. My job was to deliver parts to our technicians out in the field. We had one guy (we'll call Bob) who... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1413512448 | 1413514883 | t3_2jhaei | t5_2to41 | 17 | ArrestLove: TIFU by bringing my girlfriend to Sbarros for our two week aniversary
Hi Reddit it was me and my girlfriends two week anniversary (and third date!!!!) today and I decided that tonight I would treat. I live in a pretty small town and there isn't really all that many options, (especially in my price range fo... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1413512996 | 1413593785 | t3_2jhb9o | t5_2to41 | 219 | idontknow_what_toput: TIFU by Hitler saluting a holocaust survivor
This happened earlier this year in the Summer, and I still cringe when I think about it. I was in a holocaust museum in Israel (Yad Vashem), when I passed a life-sized cutout of a holocaust survivor. At the time, I was extremely concerned about my heigh... | 5 | 43.8 | |
1413513135 | 1413582205 | t3_2jhbhk | t5_2to41 | 310 | ThisGuyIsEpic: TIFU by asking my best friend for nudes.
Some back story- Me and this girl have been friends since the begging of middle school, she stuck by me when I was in court, and she is very supportive... and super hot
I don't know why I thought this would work really, I guess I based half my ideas on me being a... | 10 | 31 | |
1413512918 | 1413555840 | t3_2jhb58 | t5_2to41 | 87 | CommandoFace: TIFU by accidently kidnapping my bestfriends kid.
So today started like any other day. I woke up, had some time to binge watch a few Sopranos episode's, with a little left over to get the dishes that have been "soaking" for a week cleaned and put away.
Halfway through washing the dishes I hear a knock at... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1413511441 | 1413519382 | t3_2jh8on | t5_2to41 | 1 | Helanger: TIFU: By ordering Pizza
So this happened a couple of weeks back, around one or two.
Now how could a human being possible cause a fuck up from ordering Pizza? Well when you have parents who put so much effort into cooking you food and leaving it in the fridge for you to eat it later.... That could lead it to ... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1413516968 | 1413518717 | t3_2jhhib | t5_2to41 | 12 | Oregonian_Lynx: TIFU by calling my coworker out on being insensitive to a kid with social issues
A bit of back story: I work at an afterschool program for kids that are generally from low-income families. Not surprisingly we end up with a lot of kiddos who have social/emotional issues and this kid is one of them, I'll ... | 4 | 3 | |
1413517927 | 1413566566 | t3_2jhiy6 | t5_2to41 | 84 | ShifterChronicals: TIFU by leaving a note for my boyfriend at work
Alright, so some context here. My boyfriend works at Denny's, and a few weeks before I went to visit him he got a really nice letter from a group of people that he always gloats about. The letter was so awesome he put it on his fridge.
Fast forwards a f... | 6 | 14 | |
1413517006 | 1413594031 | t3_2jhhk3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | freeroof: TIFU my laptop.
Today, I was working on cleaning up my laptop, and absentmindedly deleted MSVCR100.dll. Lovely. Now I have a non-functional webcam.
frixel: You should be able just to install"Microsoft Visual C++ Redistributable" or something like that again. I don't remember which version though, sorry :/
f... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1413520462 | 1413530985 | t3_2jhmoz | t5_2to41 | 3 | aplesandoranjes: TIFU by asking the cute girl at CVS about the finger paper
I'm sure i can't be alone in this.
Going shopping today to stock up for the weekend and realize I forgot one item on my ride home. Thankfully there's a corner store just before I turn to go to my neighborhood. I pop in the CVS and do a rushe... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1413520495 | 1413539893 | t3_2jhmqh | t5_2to41 | 4 | tifuDOC: TIFU by getting head at a baby shower
So my gf dragged me to her friend's baby shower and I was dreading it because I was probably going to be bored out of my mind. My gf was unable to drive cuz she had just got knee surgery, so I was on wheelchair duty for a couple weeks. I jokingly said that if I was coming ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413520030 | 1413568762 | t3_2jhm4e | t5_2to41 | 31 | Iwilllive: TIFU by drinking creek water while backpacking
Holy shit. So it was actually last weekend, but I went backpacking with some friends, I've always been able to drink filtered creek water no problem, but I picked up some kind of waterborne illness have had the most explosive shits since then.
Probably Ebola, ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1413519923 | 1413586277 | t3_2jhlz0 | t5_2to41 | 8,060 | VirginSimulator: TIFU by watching my boyfriend play Surgeon Simulator.
Throwaway because boyfriend knows my Reddit account.
BF and I are both 19 and we have been dating for three years. Tonight I went over to his house to play some Steam games (I finally got a job and decided to play some games that he recommended), ... | 13 | 620 | |
1413519126 | 1413533552 | t3_2jhktb | t5_2to41 | 9 | Flyingmonkey10: TIFU by asking a guy with a turban if he was making a bomb
So I messed up big with this one. So I work at the bookstore on my college campus and see hundreds of people a day at the register. Today these two guys with turbans come up to the register (could've been Muslim, could've been Sikh, I wouldn't k... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1413522641 | 1413936083 | t3_2jhpgo | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheMNCloudMan: TIFU by overdosing on Benedryl.
Tifu by overdosing on benedryl. First off, i have the shittiest allergies ever. They prevent me from doing anything without medication, so i always have Benedryl on hand. So today, i was out with my mother and two brothers at a sort of fall festival. At this fest, they... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1413519418 | 1413525105 | t3_2jhl8w | t5_2to41 | 13 | 420Jacob: TIFU by pushing my friends Aunt in the water.
So this was back when I was about 9-10.
My best friends dad owned his own church. So one weekend they had this big party at a local park to celebrate the church. My whole family got invited.
My family and I are at this park having a good time, they have inflat... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1413524749 | 1413525478 | t3_2jhs0b | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by waking up
First a little background:
I am a freshman at a big SEC school (I won't say which one) and a buddy of mine told me about tinder.
Here's the story:
So today was a fairly good day at first. I woke up early for some reason even though I normally sleep until the afternoon only to see on... | 3 | 2 | |
1413525952 | 1413569436 | t3_2jht7x | t5_2to41 | 191 | MellowOne: TIFU by telling my girlfriend that I have masturbated over my own reflection.
Throughout all of our lives, we all have that moment where we need to masturbate, but have no porn to do so with. I decided that I wouldn't let this stop me. I decided to masturbate over having sex with myself a few times. (Yes, I'... | 6 | 31.833333 | |
1413526660 | 1413532059 | t3_2jhtzm | t5_2to41 | 14 | jsteb7: TIFU Spitting on my Birthday Cake
So this happened years ago but i thought it would be funny to share
So when i was like 9 or 10 The Spiderman movie was pretty much the coolest thing. So my parents got me a spiderman themed birthday cake. They also had my entire family over for my birthday to celebrate. All my... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1413528571 | 1413530108 | t3_2jhvyh | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by apparently calling a girl fat...
So, Ive been seeing a girl, casually, for the past month or so. Today we were texting back and forth, lots of banter...
I jokingly told her im fat, and sent her a picture of me laying on the couch where i looked fat (im not, im 6'3, 180lb).....she replied with "youre... | 3 | 4 | |
1413526919 | 1413593780 | t3_2jhu9n | t5_2to41 | 4 | Catgurl: TIFU by getting disowned .. . again
http://imgur.com/a/OxM6e
My nearly estranged monster of a mother Alice had a 2 year sexual relationship with another man and my dad found elicit images (60+) on her computer an called her out on it. My 18 year old brother accidentally had these naked and explicit images of ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1413525880 | 1413573754 | t3_2jht51 | t5_2to41 | 13 | AbrogateAnon: TIFU By Kicking A Goose In Self Defense
I should preface this story by saying I did not intend to harm the animal in any way shape or form and that my university lies in the middle of a protected wildlife reserve directly on a breeding ground for geese who are known to be somewhat aggressive.
On to the f... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1413401812 | 1413535181 | t3_2jchug | t5_2to41 | 0 | Dakaa: TIFU by missing my group presentation
We were first group 8am in the morning, fuck my iPhone alarm clock, waiting to talk to lecturer now.
chocolate-thunder-: Hey I did that too. High five.
Dakaa: thnx, i thought this is what tifu is for, guess mine isn't funny/sexy enough.
| 3 | 0 | |
1413534429 | 1413562221 | t3_2ji16p | t5_2to41 | 76 | eddydrizzle: TIFU by asking my now ex how she felt about our relationship
So this happened earlier today
I was hanging out with my now ex girlfriend and everything was fine until I asked how our 3 1/2 year long relationship is holding up in her eyes.
She said she didn't know and I accepted that answer for the time b... | 9 | 8.444444 | |
1413535031 | 1413577890 | t3_2ji1ny | t5_2to41 | 44 | Adiquidus24: TIFU by leaving my insulin pump at home.
So basically, my family and I are going to Miami today. I'm actually in the airport right now. Anyways, I get up at about 2:00 AM and get ready. I check my blood sugar and eat a little, and then go to take a shower. So to take a shower I have to detach my pump. So I... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1413536600 | 1413621195 | t3_2ji31l | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting my girlfriends luggage.
It's 3:30 am and I'm typing this while sitting under a coffee table in a bus station in Boston. The only outlet is the loose one under this table. If my phone dies, I won't be able to show my e-ticket, won't make it back home to NYC and fuck up even harder.
Yesterd... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1413521221 | 1413659523 | t3_2jhnon | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by clicking the wrong thing (and getting a 2% on my midterm)
One of my midterms is on a website called TestOut. For those who aren't familiar with it, its a very unforgiving program for learning IT. So, today being the last day to actually do the midterm, I decided to do it as soon as I get home. I get... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1413537642 | 1413570906 | t3_2ji3z5 | t5_2to41 | 41 | bar-al-an-ne: TIFU by sending a message to my girlfriend
This actually happened yesterday but I'm posting today since I have yet to get rid of this shameful stench that hangs over me.
My girlfriend drove me from our apartment to university, the night before we had engaged in some pretty serious sexy times which were m... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1413540072 | 1413592529 | t3_2ji60z | t5_2to41 | 27 | prisoner76: TIFU by spoiling Game of Thrones for myself. (Spoilers unless you're up to date with the TV show.)
So, I'm a big fan of Game of Thrones. Although I feel there are way too many fatalities, I love a good death once in a while. Except when I read on fucking Google. Today, I typed up "why does..." and Google ca... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1413538791 | 1413635852 | t3_2ji4yg | t5_2to41 | 15 | IFUB: TIFU by not asking a girl out quick enough
So this FU is spread over most of this year. I had this girl in quite a few of my classes sophomore year of high school (I am a junior now) and had developed quite the crush on her. Me, being the little shy kid with bad hair, would not ask her out because I figured I wou... | 5 | 3 | |
1413542451 | 1413676722 | t3_2ji84a | t5_2to41 | 796 | idunfuckt: TIFU by forgetting to take out my tampon before sex.
In all the haste for some last minute pre-deployment sex, it completely (somehow) slipped my mind that I'm on my period. So we're already all worked up and started going at it, blah blah. Afterwards, my husband returned from cleaning up in the bathroom say... | 11 | 72.363636 | |
1413542338 | 1413548937 | t3_2ji80u | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my 10 year old son see my fapping to extreme porn
DeShawnJohnson: You Some Pedo Shit Man ?? What The Fuck Is Wrong With U ????
[deleted]: It was an accident
Shkyboyz: WTF are you jacking it with fucking surround sound on!?
[deleted]: It makes it better, besides I enjoy the risk
Shkyboyz: you... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1413544698 | 1413545311 | t3_2jia5t | t5_2to41 | 9 | -LeD-: TIFU Running another person's holiday house
So me and my friends had hired out this holiday cottage for a week. There were 10 identical cottages on this row and they all connected to the same road in the resort. We had been to the local bar and had a bit to drink. As we walked back to the cottage one of our frie... | 3 | 3 | |
1413547371 | 1413837140 | t3_2jicyk | t5_2to41 | 55 | HappyGoGinger: TIFU by falling asleep while wearing crest white strips
I bought a 14 day treatment box and I'm on day eight. I've noticed some pain and sensitivity in my front teeth, but I thought that was caused by wearing my retainer for the first time in a couple weeks.
Well, I woke up at 4am from sharp pains in m... | 5 | 11 | |
1413547665 | 1413571171 | t3_2jidbs | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my mum pictures of my genitals
So i recently acquired an iPhone from my dad, it was one that he didn't want anymore because he got the new iPhone 6. Anyways, i deleted everything of his from the phone like pictures, contacts, apps, etc. and it was basically a new iPhone. Looking back, I'm not... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1413548499 | 1413680359 | t3_2jiea9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | kittiezmeow: TIFU by lying to my parents
So I started hanging around my ex boyfriend who my parents aren't very fond of and being 17 it's hard to ask permission to do something when you know you're parents don't quite approve. So being my idiot self, instead of just talking to my parents I told them I was going to work... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413547407 | 1413581884 | t3_2jid05 | t5_2to41 | 141 | MistakenMexican: TIFU by pranking the intern
This happened at the end of last month. I'm new to reddit so I thought I'd start with this.
We had an intern at the office last month - she's a clever girl and she was being supervised by my old manager... Who advocates office pranks.
Anyway, I got into the office early one... | 7 | 20.142857 | |
1413551082 | 1413585547 | t3_2jihj2 | t5_2to41 | 120 | 2ndAvenger: TIFU by pronouncing Siobhan wrong my whole life.
So a new girl started at my work and her name is Siobhan. Ever since ive known that name, ive never heard anybody say it out loud untill today.
When I greeted her at the front door, I called her Siobhan saying it "see-ob-han" she didnt say anything, just loo... | 5 | 24 | |
1413552650 | 1413643744 | t3_2jijra | t5_2to41 | 183 | afikfikfik: TIFU by seemingly attempting to bomb a military base
This happened about 10 years ago, when I was in college.
I used to smoke a lot of pot back then. Like the wake and bake type. My parents found out at some point and made me move back in with them for my senior year. I had a small car, though, and I had t... | 11 | 16.636364 | |
1413550643 | 1413601062 | t3_2jigx8 | t5_2to41 | 51 | jeffthemediocre: TIFU saving my dogs from a possum attack
This morning I dropped off a friend at work. Knowing winter is close, there are few nice fall days left. I brought my two 7 lb. pound dogs along for the ride.
When I got home, I was unloading the dogs when I turned to see a possum... which looked enormous compa... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1413555448 | 1413555740 | t3_2jinw8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my female friends think I'm a sick pervert
I'm small enough to fit comfortably into the main big cupboard in my classroom and I had 3 hours to kill in school so I decided to chill in the cupboard alone (with a little opening so there's sufficient O2) in the dark classroom, listening to music a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413556012 | 1413571232 | t3_2jiovo | t5_2to41 | 20 | shoeschick: tifu by dildo inexperience shaming my coworker
First off I want pity because I work in a strictly female environment. There are 9 of us working in rather close proximity, some of us are in sales and the rest are in customer service. Any given day is a ticking time bomb of raging hormones, or worse yet: unne... | 4 | 5 | |
1413555832 | 1413645190 | t3_2jiojx | t5_2to41 | 105 | foogama: TIFU by re-employing a distant cousin.
I took advantage of an Angie's List coupon last weekend to start quarterly pest control through a local company. I received a message from the owner, Mr. Bradford, that asked what time I would like my first appointment scheduled. Also having the last name Bradford, I res... | 4 | 26.25 | |
1413557498 | 1413591991 | t3_2jirc3 | t5_2to41 | 51 | ArKiVeD: TIFU by using the word GILF
This was probably about 8 years ago.
During my early 20s when I was only concerned with getting as shit faced as possible, working out, and getting laid, I happened to meet a girl that was incredibly down to earth, insanely hot, and exactly what I needed in my life.
After hittin... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1413555118 | 1413610590 | t3_2jindr | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU and watched 'Gone Girl' high. The same day my ex girlfriend of two years contacts me!.
So TIFU, by getting really high and going to watch 'Gone Girl'. This movie creeped me out, send me into a bad wig! anxiety is kicking in. So out of the blue my Ex GF of 1 year messages me today, asking to come over an... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1413558319 | 1413565108 | t3_2jispb | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by insulting my friend's girlfriend's dad
Ok so a buddy of mine invited me to a hockey game at his girlfriend's house and then we would go drinking afterwords. It was me, my friend, his GF, and the GF's parents in the living room.
After a little while we're joking about how little I know about hockey, ... | 5 | 1 | |
1413559047 | 1413575100 | t3_2jiu01 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Mangybrah: tifu by trusting brother to clean room
2 Months ago my half brother moved out my the house I am renting leaving me alone in the 3 bedroom house. Each room has a key of its own he locked his door when he left and promised he would be back within the week to clean his room. 2 months down the track he hasn't tu... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1413559905 | 1413561976 | t3_2jivi4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU while telling a story.
Xarazych: I want to upvote because of the reference, but I want to downvote because you actually posted that here. Fuck it, you stay neutral.
[deleted]: :) I just thought this subbreddit could use a little tom foolery!
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413560960 | 1413588176 | t3_2jixf2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | BFB4114: TIFU by throwing my laptop
I was at a meeting for a student organization, we were all sitting in a large room in a circle when all of the sudden a wild wasp appears. This SOB was huge too! Everyone was freaking out and eventually the wasp decided to target me and landed on my hand to "hang out" i suppose.
I l... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1413563250 | 1413570343 | t3_2jj1lb | t5_2to41 | 162 | wakkapocky: TIFU by making Mickey Mouse noises
So while my friends and I were hanging out in our college dorm's lounge, the idea of hiding in people's closets and making scary noises came up in conversation. One of my friends noted that I can do a pretty good job of making scary noises and we laughed about how we've sc... | 4 | 40.5 | |
1413562987 | 1413568990 | t3_2jj14s | t5_2to41 | 25 | Leon1050: TIFU by farting my puppy
OtakuSRL: Oh my god. If it was the new season, I bet you guys kept watching while you cleaned it up, though.
Also, that gutter picture.
Leon1050: It was and we just switched rooms, deal with that shit later!
| 3 | 8.333333 | |
1413563669 | 1413579574 | t3_2jj2c1 | t5_2to41 | 29 | fateofmorality: TIFU by clicking on a link
Today at work I was browsing this website, and was looking at photoshop battles. Specifically, http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/2jh4gx/psbattle_giant_rapeylooking_banana_sitting_in/
I was silently laughing to myself, just clicking on blue text to see funny p... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1413566210 | 1413574456 | t3_2jj6wp | t5_2to41 | 21 | tifuanon1: TIFU by accidentally brushing my teeth with someone else's toothbrush
This morning, I accidentally used my father's tootherbrush to brush my teeth. My father has mouth herpes.
Am I f*cked?
nogiraffetattoo: The herpes virus can only live outside the body for like 7 seconds. 20 tops. So unless your dad brus... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1413557838 | 1413582439 | t3_2jirw9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Dawneigh: TIFU by looking at a car
This is my first TIFU, and considering how terrible I am at life, this will not be my last. It's not really a funny fuck-up, but it truly shows the dumbass in me. I know this was irresponsible, and I fucked up (reason number one it is in this sub).
On a day much like this, about a we... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413565945 | 1413579986 | t3_2jj6f6 | t5_2to41 | 14 | rawrtherapy: TIFU by eating hot cheeto fries yesterday night
My butthole right now is at the 6th layer of hell being stabbed by a million ignited spears of poison
It stings harder than a bee to the eye
It burns more than the earths core
Its more painful than stepping on a lego barefooted, then hitting your toe at th... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1413566110 | 1413711296 | t3_2jj6qu | t5_2to41 | 8,072 | ohgodwhathaveidone89: TiFU by thrusting my hips *slightly* (NSFW)
Throwaway, because the gf knows my account.
This happened last Friday and I finally got the stains out of the sheets.
I took the girlfriend out to dinner as a celebratory meal for her finishing school. A nice meal, two glasses of wine, her cheeks are... | 23 | 350.956522 | |
1413569560 | 1413599443 | t3_2jjcy3 | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a fake phone call
I fucked up the other night. It started with a group text from a friend to set up dinner and drinks with a few friends. I noticed in this text there was this girl who I really don't like, we'll call her Karen. Anyway, Karen is more a friend of my friend Mike, and I'm not t... | 4 | 8 | |
1413571049 | 1413571682 | t3_2jjfn4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | chicken_based_lube: Tifu by accidentally getting bengay on my dick
Happened like 5 minutes ago. I'm at work and I'm sore from the gym. I rub some bengay on my arm and then Go take a piss. Now My dick is burning and I can't do anything about it.
Ohthere530: Human saliva is the only known antidote!
Ohthere530: How flexib... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413570793 | 1413573063 | t3_2jjf4h | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by ignoring a student's plea that they felt sick.
Today, at the request of the head teacher, all students in my school who had not yet been in the detention room this term got to have extra playtime, while the rest of the students (who had been in the detention room at any point this term) had to write ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413571619 | 1413607093 | t3_2jjgon | t5_2to41 | 260 | Jordatov: TIFU by trying to play a prank on my dad
I'll backtrack a bit and explain how I came across this idea. Yesterday in school someone had planted Gay porn magazines in my backpack, he then asked could he 'borrow' some study notes and I agreed. He then announced loudly on what he discovered. I found it pretty fun... | 7 | 37.142857 | |
1413572176 | 1413581510 | t3_2jjhqv | t5_2to41 | 3 | Unohana1: TIFU by getting food poisoning, and "destroying" the toilet.
KRaidium: Hi Unohana1, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by getting food poisoning, and "destroying" the toilet.* has been removed because it violates RULE 10: "All posts centered around defecation will be re... | 3 | 1 | |
1413571783 | 1413576585 | t3_2jjgzj | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to ladies restroom without noticing
So I am in my last high school year and today in school I had a very important exam. This happened 2 hours ago.
I was one of the first to finish the exam so I proceeded to go to my house. In my path to the stairs (I was in the 3rd floor) I saw my tutor talki... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1413572526 | 1413644668 | t3_2jjida | t5_2to41 | 69 | ProperPapaPanda: TIFU and split my face open with a dildo.
So, TIFU. I just got a new toy in the mail and thought it would be funny to throw it at my roomie (who is a guy). Playfully, he threw it back, and hit me right in the face. It hurt and I thought everything was fine, until I saw blood pouring down my face. Needl... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1413573375 | 1413611696 | t3_2jjjuq | t5_2to41 | 466 | steviepowers69: TIFU by sending my sister a dick pic (NSFW)
Most of us all know the perks that comes with owning a smartphone. The access to countless amount of apps like Instagram and many more but this story relates to the ghost looking figure with a yellow background, SNAPCHAT.
I currently am dating a girl who goe... | 9 | 51.777778 | |
1413523462 | 1413601473 | t3_2jhqi6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | SlaveJokeThrowaway: TIFU by laughing at slavery.
So I should preface this by saying I go to a school where it is mainly black people, and im white (also an atheist). Anyways in music appreciation class today we were talking about the origin of amazing grace. The teacher said "The man who wrote amazing grace was a preac... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413570428 | 1413577911 | t3_2jjehj | t5_2to41 | 3 | eltonhnjr: TIFU by telling the cleaner to clean the fridge
It happened yesterday.
I have this coworker who has arthritis. Every month she needs to buy a medicine that costs about 1500$ so she does not agonize in pain. Because of the high cost of medicine, and the seriousness of her situation, she gets the medicine for... | 3 | 1 | |
1413574808 | 1413648598 | t3_2jjmig | t5_2to41 | 109 | alechr2d: TIFU by waking up surrounded by naked men.
Today was not one of my best days. I had not been to the gym for a long time, so today I finally went. After my workout, I went to the showers. After I took off my clothes, I went to the showers and they were all occupied. So I waited until there were space, and when... | 3 | 36.333333 |
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