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1413575586 | 1413577173 | t3_2jjnxt | t5_2to41 | 22 | AcidDrinker: TIFU by reading a TIFU.
>So I'm hoping a load of people are going to come out in support of me here but I've got that sinking feeling I may be alone in this.
Our toilet broke so I was in shopping for new ones and the sales person joked (no doubt for the millionth time) that I'll want one that automatica... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1413575271 | 1413583539 | t3_2jjndt | t5_2to41 | 24 | vazod: TIFU by getting an A
So last whensday I had a test for two chapters in my economics class the teacher repeated multiple times that the two chapters the test was on were the hardest chapters in the textbook. Today we got our grades back I got a 90 and was the only person to get more than an 80. The teacher, bei... | 4 | 6 | |
1413573590 | 1413584916 | t3_2jjk7u | t5_2to41 | 26 | Munchkin_Masher: TIFU by not knowing how my car works. Again.
So today started off normal, got off work at 6:30a.m., went home, changed, went and picked my friend up, then we went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping. After groceries, we hit Gamestop and then Sheetz. Well we get to Sheetz, we jump out and I l... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1413576510 | 1413602600 | t3_2jjpog | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by washing my car.
Okay so this happened yesterday but i did not fully realize the effects until today. So here we go!
So i recently obtained a wet erase marker for windows on cars and other things. I drew on a few of my friends windows the other day at school. I felt bad after so i let them draw on mi... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1413578371 | 1413606704 | t3_2jjt5k | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my bf head in the back of an Uber
So last night, my bf and I were celebrating finishing some med school exams and we both wanted to go out. So, that's exactly what we did. We had dinner at RPM Italian and then headed to Public House for drinks, and we ended up having several.
Next thing I kn... | 3 | 4 | |
1413578917 | 1413630272 | t3_2jju4t | t5_2to41 | 19 | HashtagFudgyNips: TIFU By flexing my penis
Actually happened yesterday but whatever...
So I'm sitting in my civics class just daydreaming, (I have an amazing ability to block out all people around me) and not paying attention to anything. Now men will understand that you can, "flex" your penis. Usually only when it's ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1413579974 | 1413601961 | t3_2jjvy1 | t5_2to41 | 35 | VeryBadTeach3r: TIFU by teaching my students how to Google
Today, I fucked up. Well, 20 year old me fucked up and present day me is paying for the consequences. Between the ages of 17 and 23 I made a series of increasingly poor choices, some of which are document on the web. I eventually got my shit together and am cur... | 5 | 7 | |
1413581692 | 1413583520 | t3_2jjyyw | t5_2to41 | 25 | tknames: TIFU by complementing a football jersey
Some things you need to know for this to make sense. Brian Orakpo is a defensive end for the Washington Redskins and his number is 98. He, in the days when he was liked in DC, was called "Rack". Jessie Armstead is an old player who used to wear the #98.
Anyway, it's ... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1413581955 | 1413582561 | t3_2jjzf8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | kinkykitty1995: TIFU puking on my bf dick
so my bf and i are into so pretty kinky shit. spanking, rope, blindfolds, thigh highs, kitty tails; just to name a few. I've recently discovered fellatio and i LOVE giving it. my bf came over and tied my wrists together, made me get on my knees and mouth fucked me. i was really... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413581361 | 1413592348 | t3_2jjydi | t5_2to41 | 40 | jpsparklez: TIFU They all have a shelf...
So for years I had been going to festivals and concerts and had always used the handy shelf to set my purse or beverage on while I did my business.
So on the first day of this particular festival my friend and I went to use the bathroom together (accompanied each other, not in ... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1413582757 | 1413585525 | t3_2jk0s1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Amedika: TIFU by upgrading my operating system
to the new OS X Yosemite.. It looks like a crappy windows skin.. *shakes head in shame*
Brotester: More like TIFU by using an Apple product
Amedika: how do you feel about Windows 8?
Brotester: Fucking awful
Amedika: HAHA exxcccellleent *Mr. Burns hands*
| 5 | 2.2 | |
1413585314 | 1413586131 | t3_2jk55g | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my fiancé after a huge argument.
In short, we've had a number of fights over the last few months about the same exact issue. Last night, I got upset about the same thing and like every fight before, she wore me down and we had some seriously awesome sex.
Immediately afterwards it oc... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413584904 | 1413827801 | t3_2jk4f5 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by not listening to my parents.
I've been dating this girl for the past 8 months now. Today happened to be our 8 monthiversary. Anyways, her parents are killer strict. I literally mean Killer strict. At the beginning, they made it clear that they didn't want her to be in any sort of relationship. Of cou... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1413586863 | 1413587920 | t3_2jk7ob | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking the wrong Tyenol.
This happened 2 days ago, and it started like any morning except I had a headache. I ignored it because I sometimes get morning headaches. I head off to school and it worsens. During my 2nd period class (10th grade) which is at 8:45 AM I can't stand it.
I decide to head... | 3 | 1 | |
1413587462 | 1413588789 | t3_2jk8p9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting an awesome girl get away.
I'm a security person at a university and part of my job is walking people to and from places when they ask us to/call us up. This last Wednesday I was just starting my shift and received a call to pick someone up and bring them home. I arrived and found a very pret... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413588143 | 1414725866 | t3_2jk9rm | t5_2to41 | 148 | ForestOfBlackDicks: TIFU by asking a man on a bicycle for directions
I was looking for a certain baseball field.
They were easy to find. I just didn't know their individual names.
I saw what appeared to be a responsible adult male, older, but not ancient, riding a bike in my direction on the sidewalk.
I flagged h... | 6 | 24.666667 | |
1413588106 | 1413639329 | t3_2jk9pk | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing I ordered from Amazon without changing the shipping address to my new address
And the Amazon rep said the only way to get my stuff is to reroute it back to Amazon, and then reship to my new address. The only problem is that apparently two of my items are no longer in stock and all the other... | 4 | 3 | |
1413590110 | 1413596537 | t3_2jkct6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating really old chicken fetochini
I was hungry, horny, and wanted something white and soft in my mouth (get it?) so I desided I wanted chicken fettucine for it is awesome. After searching for 30 minutes and reaching the back of the freezer, I found it! within the borders of this green box was my p... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1413590647 | 1413607936 | t3_2jkdn0 | t5_2to41 | 17 | rullajamz47: TIFU embarrassing school rally
I am a senior in high school and today was a football rally. The rallies usually consist of presenting the members of the team followed by some games. I have a small school and the senior class has about thirty students, so almost everyone has to participate in something. I w... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1413590895 | 1413593081 | t3_2jke1m | t5_2to41 | 8 | GiveGoldToMe: TIFU by listening to Reddit
I was out really late last night. I woke up today hungover at about 12pm. I usually need to stay in bed for a while and let my brain heal from the damage I did to it the night before, but I really had to make it to Grandma's by 1PM for Sunday dinner. I just suck it up and roll ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413588426 | 1413636717 | t3_2jka7m | t5_2to41 | 22 | Alone_In_The_Crowd: TIFU using too many fingers.
I suppose this is only interesting because I'm still young (17 year old male.) I don't know, I figure plenty of you guys have gone through this for your first time already. It makes me cringe tho.
So, last night, my girlfriend and I are going at it in my car. I'm finger... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1413591071 | 1413665705 | t3_2jkeb0 | t5_2to41 | 361 | NG96: TIFU by coming home drunk
I just got home, was quite drunk earlier and I still feel a bit over the limit.
My Mum told me to sit down in living room because she had news. It turns out one of my aunts had died. I was shocked so my drunken mind spoke instictively. I quickly blurted out "holy shit. Is she ok?" After... | 8 | 45.125 | |
1413595671 | 1413597054 | t3_2jkl54 | t5_2to41 | 2 | gnarlynietzsche: Tifu by sleeping on my couch with my sock halfway off my foot.
So I live with my friend and then a third roommate. My buddy and I are both 23 and the other guy is 31. I used to work with the guy but it was more about convenience than actually wanting to live with him.
Here it goes: Last night I was ha... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413595528 | 1413614989 | t3_2jkky1 | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to flush the toilet
So this was Wednesday, I'm just getting around to submitting my shame. I got home from work and turned on the O's Royals game. Between innings I decide to go to the bathroom and catch up on some reddit. I get carried away like usual and realize I was missing the game... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1413594554 | 1413614709 | t3_2jkjlo | t5_2to41 | 11 | ATTIAI: TIFU by accidentally exporting each frame of a hour long GIF to my desktop
Was remaking a 1 hour long GIF of a clock ticking forward by 1 hour...
I exported it to my desktop and accidentally exported each frame individually... I fucked up!
I was left with this: http://i.imgur.com/p4bJJtI.png
ZeBeowulf: So just ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1413598186 | 1413601878 | t3_2jkoke | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing a firecracker in the toilet
Like most other FU's this didn't happened today. Unlike most other FU's this doesn't deal with Sex.
This happened 3 years ago when I was 13. My family went to Michigan on vacation. Where I live, all fireworks are illegal. Even sparklers are illegal. We stopped a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413598997 | 1413662250 | t3_2jkpp9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | MokkaStoneCo: TIFU by breaking my now ex-girlfriends windshield.
So my girlfriend and I were having an argument. She locked herself in her car so I stood behind it so she couldn't leave. That's when she started screaming for her roommates and her neighbors to help her. Not wanting to be made out to be a psychopath for ... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1413592502 | 1413610663 | t3_2jkgiy | t5_2to41 | 4 | colonel_goat_banger: TIFU by accidentally demonizing my boss's wife.
So let me just start this off be saying that my boss is a great guy. I've heard a lot of shit about other Subways in the area, but this one is fantastic. So anyway, I was on shift yesterday, and a food delivery came in. The owner of the store (my bos... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413601259 | 1413622989 | t3_2jksuy | t5_2to41 | 84 | CelticTiger01: TIFU by leaving the computer on in German class
More like 2 weeks ago actually, we were taking a quiz using quia in German class. My teacher asks if anyone would also like to get the spoken test over with, and also earn 2 extra points doing so. I'm on the 18th question in a 24 question (quia) quiz, an... | 8 | 10.5 | |
1413602852 | 1413608077 | t3_2jkv0r | t5_2to41 | 10 | PlaystationForever: TIFU by accidentally telling the (almost) CEO of a company I work for to go fuck himself. (SFW)
So I work as an ambassador for a company that you all know as Apples biggest competitor.
The catch is I work inside of a retail store but only look after customers that are after my particular brand.
So... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1413602509 | 1413604263 | t3_2jkukv | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU Being insecure about my Maturity with a girl
I just met a cute girl through Instagram, we have a lot of the same interests, and we start talking about ourselves. She asks how old I am, amend it turns out she's three years older than me.
For the next 15 minute I'm trying to convince her I'm mature and st... | 4 | 1 | |
1413602598 | 1413633519 | t3_2jkupo | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my housemate was out.
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ask_me_if_Im_lying: You.... you *don't* smell your cum afterwards?
penutbutter85: Awkward moment right here...
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1413594680 | 1413677719 | t3_2jkjse | t5_2to41 | 10 | DannyBoyZ12: TIFU My phone isn't broken, pockets have lint, asshole
For about a month now my phone was having troubles charging, changed cords and sometimes that helped. I am currently deployed and both of my cords weren't charging my phone and I was starting to get worried. I just happened to glance over to the clea... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1413604944 | 1413619897 | t3_2jkxp8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | jedispyder: TIFU by not buying new pants today
I had planned to get some new pants after work because my current pair had a hole in the leg. I decided to postpone it a day, figuring I could get a few more wears out of these.
Skip ahead to 15 minutes ago. I am at a movie theatre that is a single screen with about 40 pe... | 3 | 2 | |
1413606514 | 1413609976 | t3_2jkzo6 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by slapping my wife's ass.
It's a normal day, wife and I are home. its raining outsite, nothing much to do, and we get pretty playful like hair pulling, pinching, etc.
so when she's not looking i go for her and slap her ass as a joke. well she had her phone sticking out in her back pocket and my finger... | 3 | 6 | |
1413606619 | 1413606836 | t3_2jkzt5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Kaeto: TIFU lost some money
I fucked up, royally fucked up... Went to the store to buy a money order, Normally I put it in my wallet but for some reason I put it in my pocket.. This is my rent check. a few hours later, check my pocket and its gone. Completely numbed, This has never happened to me before. western union... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413607509 | 1413636318 | t3_2jl0vc | t5_2to41 | 86 | Gorerilla: TIFU by not knowing the force of my own ejaculation.
So there I was, snapchatting a friend of mine. Things took a turn for the sexy, and nudes started being sent. I happen to enjoy masturbation while laying down, so I got into bed and starting going at it.
Things are going great, she sends me one of the se... | 8 | 10.75 | |
1413607868 | 1413647685 | t3_2jl1bt | t5_2to41 | 130 | hozzinn: TIFU by accepting a Japanese friends invitation to something I wasn't sure what was....
I'm currently studying abroad in Japan and me and my friend got acquainted with a Japanese guy our age.
He seemed really friendly and after meeting him a few times he invited us to come with him on a Saturday and meet some... | 10 | 13 | |
1413608578 | 1413622694 | t3_2jl25a | t5_2to41 | 12 | ephieshine: TIFU by writing "rimming" on my psychology midterm
Today, I had a midterm for my psychology of human sexuality course. One question happened to ask what the proper term was for anal-oral sex. Now, anyone I'm moderately close with knows that I recently got into reading a lot of yaoi fanfiction. (Because what... | 3 | 4 | |
1413608829 | 1413678800 | t3_2jl2f4 | t5_2to41 | 469 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving Bluetooth on
This literally happened 30 minutes ago.
I'm a Marine that lives in the barracks so having a room alone to myself for the weekend is a rare occurrence. This weekend however I'm spending with my buddy, and staying in his guest bedroom. So naturally tonite I went to fap city.
He... | 7 | 67 | |
1413611391 | 1413659154 | t3_2jl582 | t5_2to41 | 489 | Jilisse: TIFU by loosing my virginity to a rat trap
So tonight has been both the luckiest, and unluckiest night of my life.
I have never really had much luck when it comes chicks (19 year old university student), but I thought it was time I gave it a serious crack. I headed to the bar with my best mate Tom and we star... | 7 | 69.857143 | |
1413610803 | 1413646235 | t3_2jl4mn | t5_2to41 | 3 | Tracheal: Tifu by hitting a girl'a dad's car
I just finished a date with her and was dropping her off. It's dark so I'm backing down the drive way slowly, it was a tight squeeze and I was going slow, I heard a squeak. Shit. I pull forward and try again, I back out fine and get out to look at the damage in case I did hi... | 3 | 1 | |
1413611737 | 1413616711 | t3_2jl5ll | t5_2to41 | 6 | socalgp: TIFU by messaging "FUCK YOU!" to a church friend of my wife's.
I'm a Dodgers fan and I'm pretty pissed that the Giants won the NL pennant. I have a friend who is a Giants fan and we give each other shit all the time. I saw a meme that had "The party is just beginning in San Francisco" and showed the Giants cel... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1413613206 | 1413615013 | t3_2jl72c | t5_2to41 | 57 | Secretlyamerican: TIFU by making fun of a girl
Today I fucked up when I was with my friends in my class, joking around when suddenly this girl that we mutually know walked up to us. I looked at her sleeve, noticing it was empty. Since Halloween is around the corner, I assumed she was playing some kind of joke on me. I ... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1413612475 | 1413737863 | t3_2jl6ah | t5_2to41 | 153 | thakilla: TIFU by taking ambien before working out.
This was exactly what I typed on my phone and emailed to a few close friends before I went to sleep:
I took an ambien. Decided to do some planking and a few sit ups before the ambien kicked in. Instantly regretted exercising because I knew I'd be sore tomorrow. Decid... | 8 | 19.125 | |
1413610313 | 1413681161 | t3_2jl424 | t5_2to41 | 304 | hitachithrowaway_: TIFU by trying out the Hitachi magic wand I bought for my girlfriend. NSFW.
I'm a dude, and the skin on my cock head is ridiculously sensitive (uncut).
Now, if you don't know, Hitachi magic wands are ridiculously powerful vibrators. So of course I decided to try it.
A couple intense minutes later a... | 10 | 30.4 | |
1413615478 | 1413664597 | t3_2jl9at | t5_2to41 | 65 | hightymighty: TIFU by using my real name as my reddit username.
So today I fucked up by using my real name as my username for reddit. My name is kind of catchy and I use it for everything. Little did I know that if you googled my name, my reddit posts would pop up on page 4 of the Google search.
This wasn't all bad ... | 5 | 13 | |
1413616392 | 1413617541 | t3_2jla5j | t5_2to41 | 6 | twicethrown: TIFU by getting bad results, again...
I don't know if I should do it but I really do need to vent. Right know, I'm officially kicked out of my 2nd University for having CGPA less than 2, twice.
I am so sad, angry at my self and afraid for my life. This year has been awful for me. My family does not know i... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1413618503 | 1413618730 | t3_2jlc0t | t5_2to41 | 5 | THEWOLFINMEXICO: TIFU by not finishing all my homework.
This has been more of an ongoing thing, since each week in school the teachers force us to finish all our homeworks my friday ir we stay an hour longer to do them after class.
Me being the typical procrastinator, i did like 3/7 homeworks. So the school called... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413621380 | 1413698308 | t3_2jle9k | t5_2to41 | 87 | fartgasms: TIFU by using my boyfriend's email account
I had an assignment due in one of my college classes and was trying to submit it before the deadline. It was easier to just use my boyfriend's email account to send it, so I wrote a little note with my real name, attached the assignment, and sent it off to my teache... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1413621287 | 1413623691 | t3_2jle7h | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I had time. [NSFW]
Throwaway account because I don't want to infect my actual account with a masturbation story.
It was about thirty seconds ago that this fuck up took place! I had just gotten home from work and decided I had enough time to spank the monkey before someone else got home, so ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413620578 | 1413624286 | t3_2jldp6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU - By Sleeping for 22 Hours
So i went to bed after about 20 Hours of being awake (Roughly 5 Am, Fell asleep around Midnight-1Am)
During this i had many dreams (None Lucid) and after a while, i experience this warm, fuzzy feeling. In my crotch. I slowly come too, and guess what?
I Pissed myself. Pisse... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413616219 | 1413625825 | t3_2jl9zo | t5_2to41 | 5 | TIFUUCLA: TIFU by wearing my favorite shirt to a date.
So im a huge hiphop fan, and have a rotating set of of t-shirt with catchy phrases. Such as "Bitch Don't Kill my Vibe", or [Gangsta Rap Made me Do it](http://skreened.com/render-product/n/i/a/niaemwlknycqwoygwtav/gangsta-rap-made-me-do-it-t-shirt-whticl91.american-... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413626653 | 1413627482 | t3_2jli60 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Audifred6267: TIFU by using Vaporub instead of Vaseline
Well it was actually more than 20 years ago, but I remermber it like it was today.
Was going away for our monthly "dirty weekend", and picked up the jar of "lube" in anticipation of some good hard anal sex.
Anyways at first I could not tell it was not Vaseline. ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413628319 | 1413696002 | t3_2jljgw | t5_2to41 | 3,037 | [deleted]: TIFU by tickling my boyfriend of four years.
I live with my boyfriend in a house that is all ours. We are both twenty something full time University students and have four jobs, five pets and approximately 9 key family members between us, all less than 20 minutes away at all times. Its pretty damn busy.
Cu... | 15 | 202.466667 | |
1413628876 | 1413695128 | t3_2jljxo | t5_2to41 | 258 | Ijusthadakid: TIFU while giving birth
I gave birth to my second child recently and thought I'd share my FU.
So on the day my daughter was born my husband and I arrived at the hospital at 6am. My contractions had started at 3am and I was already struggling, so as soon as we were settled in a birthing room I asked for ... | 6 | 43 | |
1413629479 | 1413636319 | t3_2jlkdw | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a mentally abusive boyfriend
Sorry for the long read.
Reddit, I fucked it up, big time.
This is not actually just a “today” fuck up, but a consistent 5 years of blind stupidity.
I met this girl five years ago when I was 21 and she was 17, we just arrived to Beijing on separate circumst... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1413630028 | 1413682631 | t3_2jlkt9 | t5_2to41 | 38 | matrixdune: TIFU by sexskyping with a total stranger
Actually, It happened earlier this year. It's gonna be quite long, so i'm hoping it's worth it. Also, sorry if story is a bit cluttered, English is not my 1st language.
Edit for relevance: Also, I have a Muslim family, in a quite conservative muslim country.. So, d... | 8 | 4.75 | |
1413629146 | 1413648297 | t3_2jlk5q | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: TIFU When trying to "step up" and stop domestic violence.
So this TIFU has been ongoing since a month ago in Mid Sept, and has really turned around to bite me in the ass.
It was 9:30pm on a Saturday night and I was doing a walkabout in my downtown to kill time when I was headed back to my car. I passed a m... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1413630433 | 1413637154 | t3_2jll4u | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU NOW A FELON DUE TO THIRD DUI AND RESISTING ARREST IN MY 40'S.
I was convicted of 2 DUI's around fifteen years ago. I have had an issue with binge drinking for years. About a year and a half ago, I was in a bad car accident (no alcohol involved) by a distracted driver on a cell phone. My car was totaled ... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1413632909 | 1413650122 | t3_2jln58 | t5_2to41 | 417 | PM_ME_YOUR_NICKELS: TIFU by trying to buy Gatorade
So this tifu did not happen today, although i just found about this subreddit from my brother when i told him this story. This happened two days ago.
So i walked into work this morning, and I was about 15 minutes early, so I decided to chill in the break room ... | 5 | 83.4 | |
1413636529 | 1413691368 | t3_2jlqgb | t5_2to41 | 146 | [deleted]: TIFU By being a LOTR Fan
Throw away account because im ashamed this actually happened.
Today was the day i finally got to go on a date with a girl i have been talking to over facebook, im a 24yr old male and we met for dinner.
I decided as it was a special occasion to wear my Lord Of the Rings "One Ring" re... | 6 | 24.333333 | |
1413637051 | 1413642944 | t3_2jlqy0 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Kettellkorn: TIFU by playing minecraft after work... and then came here to write about it
I got home from a late shift around 12 am. Still feeling a little bit more awake due to the monster I drank about three quarters though my shift, I decided to watch some Netflix.
Its 2:30 am. I have watched two episodes of Hemloc... | 3 | 7 | |
1413638831 | 1413649692 | t3_2jlsu0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by visiting an urologist
I pretty much fucked up on monday.
[Feces]
Didn't feel very well the last few days, which probably had something to do with the explosive diarreah, that plagued me throughout the weekend. So, I had a routine examination coming up on monday. The doc told me to let the pants dow... | 3 | 1 | |
1413637559 | 1413686801 | t3_2jlrh4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Jbordz: TIFU by changing the son on my phone while driving.
I was driving on my way to surf early in the morning and was doing fine. When, I went to change the song on my phone I was looking down, and not at the road. Next thing I saw when I looked up was the rear end of a big black pick up truck stopped with his left ... | 3 | 1 | |
1413642275 | 1413644179 | t3_2jlwvx | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my girlfriends virginity with my fingers
So before I start I apologize for bad formatting because im at my friends house and im typing this on my phone.
Anyway like most of these posts this didn't happen today it happened 3 days ago and I've just now decided to share this with you since my gi... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413643123 | 1413789897 | t3_2jlxvp | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing the bed while my girlfriend was there
It was my buddys birthday last night so we got really outrageously drunk
When it was time for me to go bed my girlfriend joined me and I guess getting up to go to the bathroom was not my top priority over sleeping/passing out so I ended up pissing the be... | 8 | 7 | |
1413643696 | 1413645923 | t3_2jlyla | t5_2to41 | 7 | cozgw: TIFU by using my ex girlfriends butt plug.
I was stoned and horny earlier so decided to stick my ex girlfriends butt plug up my ass and have a nice porn session. I went for a shower afterwards and took the butt plug out then went upstairs for a nap. After lying for about 15 minutes I remembered the butt plug and... | 7 | 1 | |
1413644684 | 1413647657 | t3_2jlzy1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | patientfrog: TIFU giving my dog a golden shower.
so, i had just gotten high and I was a bit out of it. I was on my dad's farm and I had to piss like a racehorse. I walked to the side of the driveway, and started peeing with reckless abandon. I remember it was a beautiful day, and I was focused on and mesmerized by t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413645440 | 1413649832 | t3_2jm10c | t5_2to41 | 5 | Brodlokov2456: TIFU: My poopbox
I lost my job three months ago, therefore also loosing my health insurance that got me affordable medication for my depression. The weather is bad and i don't go outside often, except when i have to buy food. I got no answers on all the applications i sent out and so i spend most of my t... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413646270 | 1413650728 | t3_2jm251 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by holding it in
**Reposted because it was taken down since it violated rule 10**
*I've been reading through TIFU and have been enjoying everybody's stories. After some browsing I started to think of fuck ups in my life, and I think this would be a good contender. It happened awhile ago, but it feels l... | 8 | 1 | |
1413641870 | 1413677316 | t3_2jlwck | t5_2to41 | 19 | AshieeRose: TIFU by getting tickled by my boyfriend.
My boyfriend and I are both ticklish, and we often surprise each other with sudden tickles.
We're laying on my bed when he suddenly starts tickling my feet. He knows I thrash a little and kick out when it's my feet being tickled, so he normally holds the leg down. ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1413648482 | 1413686865 | t3_2jm5gu | t5_2to41 | 107 | enemathrowawayoops: TIFU by giving myself an enema
Sorry, didn't happen today... A few years ago actually.
So I was feeling extra horny and decided I wanted to play with my butt; also wanted it to be sparkly clean so I went into the bathroom to do an enema. Thought I had gotten all the water out, seemed clean to I pu... | 5 | 21.4 | |
1413648994 | 1413670734 | t3_2jm695 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: [nsfw] TIFU by getting a boner while hugging a girl
I was sitting in history class, and the girl who sat next to me said "I'm hungry do you have any food?" So I gave her some oreos, and the next thing you know she is hugging me... Then this tingly feeling ran down my back, and I noticed a small blood rush to... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1413651510 | 1413657463 | t3_2jma6y | t5_2to41 | 19 | shortysnmn2010: TIFU by eating two very potent "brownies"
This happened last year, and I can still see small reminders of it in the bathroom.
Wife and I at my dad's place for a family party. Someone is passing around "special brownies". I never had one before, so I figured "why not?". My wife suggested I eat half a... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1413651497 | 1413718597 | t3_2jma67 | t5_2to41 | 492 | PM_ME_YOUR_BAD_IDEA: TIFU by showing my hairdresser my tits
Bit of background: I'm in a long distance relationship. I tend to send topless selfies to my SO and some close ups of my "undercarriage" from time to time. I went to the pub last night and got rather drunk so when I got back I sent him a couple of pictures. On... | 11 | 44.727273 | |
1413649480 | 1413670911 | t3_2jm70f | t5_2to41 | 58 | pastathrowaway: TIFU by cumming at my parents house
So, this happened a few years and a few girlfriends ago. I had been away for the day with my gf but we had been invited around to my parents house for dinner in the evening. We arrived back early and decided to watch a film whilst dinner was being cooked - I still had... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1413652316 | 1413733268 | t3_2jmbjw | t5_2to41 | 143 | Guesty_: TIFU by masturbating in the warehouse at work...
So, I was asked to cover for a colleague today while he was on holiday. Where I work it is very quiet on the weekends. There were only 3 of us in the office, all on the IT help desk.
I was in the warehouse getting some bubble wrap to ship a parcel, when I got t... | 10 | 14.3 | |
1413654326 | 1413735591 | t3_2jmetb | t5_2to41 | -5 | Triforcespower: TIFU By making a racist joke
For some background I'm in marching band and last night was a weekly football game, it was away but that doesn't really matter. Anyway, during our break (which is third quarter, both bands get third quarter break) I had some money on me and decided to go to the concession st... | 4 | -1.25 | |
1413657163 | 1413691087 | t3_2jmjl0 | t5_2to41 | 64 | TIFU_Throwaway3: TIFU by masturbating with pieces of glass stuck in my hand
Not quite as bad as it sounds, but it's still no happy ending...literally. A couple nights ago, I came home shit faced drunk and fell through my shower door completely shattering it. Last night i needed to wash my hands and i used the soap in m... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1413658938 | 1413670267 | t3_2jmmmi | t5_2to41 | 37 | Senor_Poopy_Pantz: TIFU by pooping my pants during my very public jog
This happened two Sunday's ago, but the post was removed because I failed to comply with Rule #10, and I couldn't get to a computer last Saturday... Anyway..
*Throwaway account because I don't intend on ever being identified by this fuck up..
Earli... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1413659584 | 1413671749 | t3_2jmnqe | t5_2to41 | 16 | Captain_Enizzle: TIFU by shitting at the grocery store.
I always leave the house without pooing first. And im oh so guilty of it. All the time. Any time I get into the car to go grocery shopping or to get a movie or anything, ill always end up mentioning that I should have gone to the bathroom. I dont know why. But it ... | 4 | 4 | |
1413658449 | 1413664127 | t3_2jmltx | t5_2to41 | 6 | throwaway41036: TIFU by taking a nap.
So, as most stories on this sub go, this FU happened yesterday, technically. However, I feel the need to open with a premise/backstory so that you have all the information.
**Premise:** I live alone, and I’ve had my dog, a Labrador Retriever, here for about 7 months. I’ve known t... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1413658301 | 1413669742 | t3_2jmlip | t5_2to41 | 21 | SexyPotato69: TIFU By Seeing My Best Friend's Mom Naked
(i'm 16 btw) This happened last summer, I went over to my best friends house for a pool party! Everyone there lived in my neighborhood so I pretty much knew everyone and everyone knew me. Everyone was tossing water balloons, you're regular American pool party. Aft... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1413659921 | 1413823229 | t3_2jmoap | t5_2to41 | 12 | JeanValSwan: TIFU by listening to my crush
Like most of these posts, this didn't happen today, but actually 5 years ago.
I'm an actor, and 5 years ago I decided to do a summer program called the Musical Theatre Institute for Teens. It's a 4 week program that culminates in a weekend of performances. Anyway, I got ther... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1413663258 | 1413779230 | t3_2jmtxz | t5_2to41 | 47 | rbfjunkie: TIFU by shitting my pants 10 minutes before I started my new job.
So, a few years ago, I got a new job going store-to-store stocking a particular brand of beverages. I'm waiting outside in my car next to the guy that was going to be training me. He was in his car. We were waiting for the store to open so ... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1413656093 | 1413678410 | t3_2jmhsd | t5_2to41 | 7 | MistakenMexican: TIFU by responding to a girls question whilst eating
I have been in my home town over the weekend and decided to meet up with a few friends.
I was out having coffee with one of those friends today. She's known me for about 10 years and as I don't live near by anymore, she likes to catch up when I'm in... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413666129 | 1413690357 | t3_2jmyn4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a sparkler bomb
About 6-7 years ago me, my friends and brothers decided to make a sparkler bomb and blow it up for fun.
If you don't know exactly what they are and how they ignite, take a look on youtube but basically they just flare up.
So after we made it, we walked to our destination which... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1413652344 | 1413732251 | t3_2jmblj | t5_2to41 | 34 | tomrex: TIFU by hiring a polygamist ninja as our nanny
Have you ever experienced something so very weird that you still cannot quite wrap your head around it? That's the world that I am living now.
This story starts when my wife and I were blessed with twins. I wasn't working at the time of their birth, so it was a... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1413669533 | 1413695737 | t3_2jn3xr | t5_2to41 | 28 | SexyPotato69: TIFU By Seeing My Best Friends Grandma Naked
( i'm 16 btw) So the story goes I was at My Best friend's house chilling we just came back after the pool and I needed to go to to the bathroom to pee and undress. So apparently my friend did not tell me his Grandma was in the bathroom at the time and there was... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1413670945 | 1413671899 | t3_2jn68a | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a simple 3 letter word, "why?".
(New to this)
(Not really funny, but I wanted to spread the word.
TIFU...
This morning approximately 11:00, there was a knock at the door. My boyfriend and I are still fast asleep, sort of the waking up stage of the day. I reach the door, partially awake and l... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1413672483 | 1413759576 | t3_2jn8ql | t5_2to41 | 3,245 | catshitbro: TIFU by shitting in my cat's litterbox
Oh, reddit. I goofed up. Throwaway for obvious reasons. This actually happened about an hour ago. Hooray!
So, a little background. My local municipalities are renowned for being real douche canoes. I send the check for my water bill via mail, but apparently this month... | 14 | 231.785714 | |
1413672904 | 1413695104 | t3_2jn9cn | t5_2to41 | 50 | TheOutlawJordanD: TIfu by going for a bike ride
Preface: The previous summer me and my family stayed at our cottage in a small beach town in Eastern Canada. Our house is about a 30 minute drive away. I had always wanted to bike to my house to the cottage but never had the time as I had been working weekdays and partyin... | 9 | 5.555556 | |
1413673542 | 1413691182 | t3_2jnaeq | t5_2to41 | 69 | Firecrotch2014: TIFU by going to bed thinking my bf wouldn't set his crotch aflame.
Alphamatroxom: >He graduated from art school with a bachelor's degree
>not a stupid person in general.
..I don't believe you
Firecrotch2014: haha he's really not stupid. He's very smart at figuring out things. Not smart in th... | 5 | 13.8 | |
1413672384 | 1413931024 | t3_2jn8ke | t5_2to41 | 9 | wollyjollyjon: TIFU by not taking my glasses to my friends wedding.
So this happened yesterday. A friend of mine got married. I was supposed to be a groomsman in the wedding.
One of the bridesmaids got sick and couldn't be in the wedding. The photographer didn't show up either.
Perfect, Jon can take pictures.
Perfe... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1413672400 | 1413675747 | t3_2jn8lf | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by trimming my really hairy chest.
I have much more body hair than average. Since I've been working out lately, I thought it would be nice to give that carpet a little trim. I had never done this before. It took me about half an hour of hard work. It looks alright.
It's once I put a shirt on that I rea... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1413676911 | 1413677364 | t3_2jnff8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | nagumi: TIFU by cleaning my brand new LED screen with a knife
So I use an ergotron arm for my computer monitor, and so as a temporary solution till I rig up a bracket I've hot-glued my speakers to either side of my monitor. It's a kludge, but it's fine for now. The thing is, a bit of the glue had gotten on the bezel of... | 3 | 1 | |
1413677469 | 1413680107 | t3_2jng86 | t5_2to41 | 4 | davec553: TIFU by sleeping with my ex and others.
First ever post on reddit! Be gentle with me...
So my ex and I broke up because she was taking a year travelling and doing charity work. It was a fairly simple and easy break up for both of us. A year later we plan to meet up in Spain as we are both in the same area at... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413679721 | 1413757322 | t3_2jnjfy | t5_2to41 | 11 | Show_me_yours_first: TIFU by selling books on Amazon.com and by trying to ship something through FedEx
A couple days ago I placed a bunch of books for sale on Amazon.com thinking they wouldn't sell for a while. Two of them sold right away but I did not know they sold because I used a different e-mail address for my Ama... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1413680307 | 1414031652 | t3_2jnkat | t5_2to41 | 772 | HungFunAlt: TIFU by having public anal sex. (It gets worse. A lot worse.)
*I’m posting under an alt, because some of the people involved know my regular /u/HungFun account, and I don’t want to embarrass anybody involved.*
Earlier this year, I got together with a group of friends. Some of them I already knew, some I di... | 13 | 59.384615 |
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