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1413775675 | 1413944239 | t3_2jr3xz | t5_2to41 | 4 | Winrar_exe: TIFU by calling my class stupid
This was actually a couple of days ago. I had to give a presentation for this class that I don't like, and the computer I was using was being projected on the big screen. As I was pulling up my presentation file there was a list of files I had to go through in Google Drive an... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413793727 | 1413795787 | t3_2jro9k | t5_2to41 | 8 | MTechMichaud: TIFU by offering to drive my drunk friend back home.
Basically, I was hanging out with three friends. P, F and A. P is the driver. A received a text from my fourth friend, J. J tells A that he's drunk and is a club, maybe 15 minutes (south) away from location 1, where we are at this time which will now be... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413792256 | 1413808897 | t3_2jrn3c | t5_2to41 | 3 | deathsBFF: TIFU by putting a giant poster of the M&M mascots smoking weed on my friends forum profile
(This happened around three months ago)
So my friend owns a Gmod TTT server and requested that I make a forum for him so he can run Admin/Mod/etc applications. I made the forum and decided to start adding in some p... | 3 | 1 | |
1413800434 | 1413897109 | t3_2jrty7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheThirdWheeler: TIFU by checking out my teacher at the gym
This Just happened about 2 hours ago, so pretty much I go to a gym close to my house, and my school is at least 30km away, I'm the only kid who lives in this suburb so what are the odd's of a teacher living where I live right? Well every day after school I go ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413801678 | 1413870907 | t3_2jrv3e | t5_2to41 | 13 | ladytwoface: TIFU by agreeing to go out with a boy over MSN
As the title would suggest, this fuck up is from the good old days of MSN. I had blocked it from memory, only a good friend is currently going through a similar situation where he dived in too quickly.
*disclaimer* please keep in mind that this all happened ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1413803286 | 1413807421 | t3_2jrwjp | t5_2to41 | 49 | Cheese_cake1: TIFU Losing the healthiest Relationship I have ever been in, by helping an old crush. (pls respond)
(First time poster so sorry for the grammatical errors)
For anyone who care’s anymore this happened today like two hours ago
I begin this tail where most tails end horribly with a girl. For the last thre... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1413797405 | 1413840662 | t3_2jrras | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing a family vomit-a-ganza
Still hurting. So you're getting this TL:DR-ish. Cooked fish fingers for our son and really cooked the hell out of them - could have been dodgy batch but in reality this is the IFU component. Dinner 5pm little guy has tiny munch of fish, I eat a good chunk, and SO has a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413805239 | 1415040326 | t3_2jryij | t5_2to41 | 41 | slartibartjars: TIFU The Cookie Incident
This happened a few months ago, so I will set the scene.
I meet up with my wife and two kids.
My wife is sitting on a bench and my kids are not far away playing.
I notice that right next to my wife is an open box of cookies.
She is engrossed on whatever is on her smartphone.... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1413805810 | 1413812459 | t3_2jrz4u | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by smashing my iPhone, against a toddler's face in a fit of rage. Now my screen's cracked.
I was playing Flappy Birds, trying to get up a new high score (My current highscore is 242 - Highest out of my school). Anyway, I was playing when I was really close to my high score, was just over 200.
I was re... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1413810349 | 1413826699 | t3_2js4ji | t5_2to41 | 374 | YesIknowImessedUp: TIFU by realising my kinky cybersex partner of 5 months was my father in law. NSFW
Let me start with some background information. I have certain fetishes (that I will not be getting into) that are not being met in my marriage. Some of them are a little extreme and, embarrassing but I just have to ind... | 11 | 34 | |
1413810812 | 1413818449 | t3_2js56w | t5_2to41 | 6 | DJLarray: TIFU by goofing off on the announcements at school
The announcements. Easily the most boring part of the high school day day. Nobody really pays attention to them; most people just count on word of mouth which gets around pretty quickly, and pretty much everyone zones out when they have to hear O Canada for t... | 3 | 2 | |
1413812519 | 1413837490 | t3_2js7m2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | trout2243: TIFU by going onto reddit
So this happened like an hour ago. I'm a security guard at a hospital. I was doing a patrol and walked up to the security guard at the front desk. Being the nice guy I am I offered him a break. He usually takes about 10 to 15 minute breaks so I had plenty of time to go onto reddit a... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1413809865 | 1413814299 | t3_2js3ui | t5_2to41 | 13 | dtrmp4: TIFU by fucking a friend's mom
So where to start...This kid used to live next door to my friend. I've smoked with him enough to consider him an acquaintance of mine, even though he's 17 and I'm 24. As far as I knew, his mom was a lesbian. I'd met her a few times, once with her cuter (or cute-ish) girlfriend. An... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1413812766 | 1413931009 | t3_2js7z6 | t5_2to41 | 690 | gijyun: TIFU by taking our child to a black doctor.
We have a 20 month old and live in a dense, urban area that some would consider inner-city. We live on the same block as a community health center (a health care setting I am very familiar with as I worked on federal quality programs for health centers for several yea... | 12 | 57.5 | |
1413813024 | 1413819657 | t3_2js8d4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | CastrosExplodinCigar: TIFU by allowing a friend's cousin to couch surf.
This was a number of years ago now, but a similar TIFU reminded me of this.
When I graduated and was still sharing a house, I paid the cable/internet and my two flatmates paid me their thirds at the end of each month. It was normally about 90 poun... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1413813529 | 1413822620 | t3_2js93g | t5_2to41 | 32 | rohkeus: tifu by making my mom cry.
Tuesday was my moms birthday, I remembered to get her a card but I didn't get her a present. My step dad was getting her the remote car starter so she said "don't worry about it". I thought this meant that she didn't want/need anything else. She said we would have dinner sunday (yest... | 9 | 3.555556 | |
1413813713 | 1413839667 | t3_2js9d9 | t5_2to41 | 145 | Cruzin-4loco: TIFU by eating a honey BBQ chicken strip sandwich
Yesterday evening I decided to go out and buy myself a honey BBQ chicken strip sandwich from Whattaburer. Now I've eaten plenty of these before and have enjoyed them every time. I decided to wait till I was home before starting to eat my sandwich (I ate al... | 7 | 20.714286 | |
1413807947 | 1413822929 | t3_2js1j5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | ClassyPlatypus: TIFU by acting like a racist towards all of my foreign co-workers.
This happened last friday, but whatever.
Okay, so here's the deal:
I am, like many others, a student with poor economy and a part time job. I used to only work every other sunday in this huge industrial bakery. The factory is split into... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1413815476 | 1413861799 | t3_2jsc9b | t5_2to41 | 73 | azazael13: TIFU by not washing my hands enough before sexy time.
Over the last few years my wife has taken to gardening. This year she planted a bunch of peppers for me, everything from standard bells, Cajun Bells, Datil peppers (200,000 Scovilles), Jamaican Hot (200,000 Scovilles), and Caribbean Red Habanero (400,000... | 12 | 6.083333 | |
1413815005 | 1413817616 | t3_2jsbha | t5_2to41 | 4 | metaTIFUguy: TIFU by making a TIFU post.
bodom2245: Hi metaTIFUguy, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by making a TIFU post.* has been removed because it is not a fuck-up. The events were either not your fault, not preventable, or not a big deal..
We apologize for the inconveni... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1413815600 | 1413835456 | t3_2jscgo | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU By licking my popped zit puss
This morning I was eating a piece of toast, with peanut butter and honey on it. I had to microwave the honey because it had started to harden (hue) and so as I ate it, it was really gooey, and sliding all off the edges of the toast. I'm eating it at work, and have to keep s... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1413817427 | 1413822241 | t3_2jsfn9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ArKiVeD: TIFU by being too drunk to walk to the bathroom
This happened during my sophomore year of college.
I was once a professional drunk that occasionally attended class. Well...that's a lie. I almost always went to class. I was in college, so I drank a lot.
My gf had bought me a kitten for my birthday. Mind you... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413812225 | 1413836322 | t3_2js76b | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a blowjob from my girlfriend
So I have the day off from classes, and around 2 I start getting kinda sorta in the mood. I texted my girlfriend and told her I was horny. She said she was on her period and couldn't have sex, but that she would come over and give me some head. Yay! A relief to th... | 3 | 1 | |
1413818396 | 1413820975 | t3_2jshba | t5_2to41 | 11 | MassCommenter: TIFU by fucking up after I fucked up.
puripurihakase: [ Yo Dawg, we hear you like fucking up so now you can fuck up while you are fucking up and then you can fuck up. And we banned you. ] (http://imgur.com/GCYsX0p)
MassCommenter: GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN
puripurihakase: Thank you. And good luck to you too.... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1413816274 | 1413821329 | t3_2jsdmr | t5_2to41 | 5 | jetgirl_: TIFU by going into work
SO this is my first ever post so please forgive me for this virgin post.
Over the weekend I celebrated one of my friends birthdays, we'll call her Callie, with her and her family. We went on this thing called The Pickled Pedaler, this trip around the city on this bike thing. Such as a... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413816043 | 1413821607 | t3_2jsd94 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Whatismyredditpasswo: TIFU by not setting my alarm
n813: This one sentence could be used to give a quick summary of my 4 years in college.
Blindedninja: This one sentence gave me a quick summary of my life ):
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1413819359 | 1413839887 | t3_2jsj50 | t5_2to41 | 3,809 | turbobomb98: TIFU got horny while at the hospital, went to the bathroom to relive myself forgeting i'm on close pulse survailance.
So i'm at the hospital, browsing reddit cause i'm bored, when an acidental nsfw picture pops up and a spark was lit. I tried to forget about it but that didn't really work. So then i just d... | 17 | 224.058824 | |
1413820059 | 1413829033 | t3_2jskg3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | lostandalone4321: TIFU by asking a friend if she was still attracted in me, and wanted to fool around before she leaves
We had been casual for a while, things got more real, she got scared. She is moving soon, we agreed to be friends after a little awkward hick up with me getting drunk and giving her the evil eye one n... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1413820293 | 1413824193 | t3_2jskuf | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by snapping at all of the co-workers at the job after they laughed at me.
I work in an offshore wagering company - one of those companies where people from the US call in to make sports bets, as the guy who writes the articles for their websites. I have to write six a day, and it's fucking tiring. I als... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1413821292 | 1413853952 | t3_2jsmq3 | t5_2to41 | 72 | Bigminotaur: TIFU by liking boy stuff.
It was last night when this happened, actually. Anyways guys, TIFU by liking boyish stuff. I say this because i accidentally started a bitchfest in my home due to this.
Like last month a friend of mine got me into airsoft. I've tried paintball before, and was like "oh cool, this... | 12 | 6 | |
1413821639 | 1413842737 | t3_2jsnei | t5_2to41 | 49 | Gucci_Unicorns: TIFU by getting fellatio. NSFW.
Last night I received the most painful blowjob of my life. Let me fill you in.
I invited this girl over who I knew from undergrad with the intent of it being a date night. Had a few movies downloaded and some porkchops in the fridge, all with the intention of getting her... | 7 | 7 | |
1413822139 | 1413869702 | t3_2jsoc8 | t5_2to41 | 54 | throw00935: TIFU by switching my ex-gf's name with my current gf
My ex and I broke up on pretty good terms, so we're still good friends, but she still loves me. My current relationship is a sensitive subject with her. Their names both start with a hard "c". I messed up and called her my current gf's name and I could te... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1413821981 | 1413861912 | t3_2jso1b | t5_2to41 | 5 | StarHorder: TIFU by overdosing on vitamins/
so, I was woken up by my mom, she said It's seven o' click
so, i am tired, at breakfast i eat a carrot muffin and dont finish my milk.
after taking my pills, i take 8 vitamins instead of the 2 i should.
holy shit im tired and cant cool off because I'm at school...
of cour... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1413821839 | 1413928845 | t3_2jsnrx | t5_2to41 | 574 | dirkdigglar: TIFU by working on my cousin's laptop. Also, a bonus TIL.
Let me start off by saying I work at a local computer shop. It's a small town, everybody knows everyone. However, there's one person you don't want to know, and that's my own cousin. He's family, so I love him to death, but he's been in and out of j... | 10 | 57.4 | |
1413823325 | 1414616006 | t3_2jsqnv | t5_2to41 | 17 | UnicornMan123: TIFU by cutting up raw Jalapenos and then picking my nose.
I like jalapeno flavoured stuff. I like Jalapeno cheesies, chips, cheese, nacho's, you name it, I don't mind it. I went to the farmers market and got a big bag of raw Jalapenos for 3 bucks, and I was feeling good. I get home and I'm enjoying a pl... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1413821048 | 1413836389 | t3_2jsm8q | t5_2to41 | 13 | Desertions: TIFU by having Reddit open in another tab at school
Not too bad, but pretty embarrassing.
I was browsing reddit like I usually do, teacher doing what he does. Usually i'm the first one done with all my work, so he doesn't mind what I do. He *doesn't* know however, that I use Reddit, and he has no clue wha... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1413825030 | 1413837302 | t3_2jstyc | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a dick pic to a friend (nsfw?)
I guess this is a very generic TIFU now, but may as well put it up.
So unlike most TIFUs this happened today:
Gf went to sleep asking for pictures of my penis if I happen to fap
send by snapchat, send it to friend with similar name
she says its big and othe... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1413827653 | 1413843050 | t3_2jsz6q | t5_2to41 | 50 | nickmlerman: TIFU by telling my roommate to upload a picture of a BB gun on his Snapchat Story and getting him arrested.
So my roommate purchased a new realistic looking AK-47 BB gun. The orange tip was painted black because the person he purchased it from regularly used it in the airsoft arenas where an orange tip can... | 7 | 7.142857 | |
1413828549 | 1413900382 | t3_2jt0y4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing a really stupid prank and getting an arrest warrant on my head.
Hey, reddit. Please escuse my poor grammar as i dont have much time and am freaking the fuck out.
So, you may have heard on the news that there were fake CDC ebola papers being passed around in Frankfort, KY . If you haven't jus... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1413828922 | 1413832395 | t3_2jt1oe | t5_2to41 | 15 | GomboJo: TIFU by giving myself a second degree burn, with a pizza roll.
Pizza rolls. Delicious and easy. Yeah, the package says to microwave six for a minute. Who could possibly eat only six pizza rolls? So I decide to double the amount, and then double the time. Makes sense right?
After two minutes that seemed like ... | 3 | 5 | |
1413831925 | 1413850284 | t3_2jt7w9 | t5_2to41 | 48 | Packersrule123: TIFU by having an unusual sense of humor
Well this happened Saturday and I just thought to post this here earlier. One of my friends will read this. Don't downvote this asshole. So on to the fuck up. I don't have a normal sense of humor, this will cone into play. About a month ago I went over a friend's... | 6 | 8 | |
1413830977 | 1413837130 | t3_2jt5v6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Shanbo88: [TIFU] by fucking with my friend on Facebook.
So today a friend of mine posted on one of my pictures that my brother and I were talking back and forth on. My brother and I have similar display pictures that were taken on the day he did the Tough Mudder.
My friend says, "*One of you has to change your display... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413833143 | 1413838482 | t3_2jtad1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Emoney32: TIFUArguing with asian about what it would be like to have intercourse with an extraterrestrial.
SomeDumBetch: "..but a really cool Chinese..."
Your friend needs better friends, dude.
brlan10: > Chinese but a really cool chinese
As soon as I read that I immediately scrolled down to see the comments abou... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413833411 | 1413843598 | t3_2jtayr | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by feeling too happy about an interview.
Oh reddit, I'm an idiot. I'm a new grad registered nurse, so interviews are few and far between for people like me. Of course this interview just happened to be with my dream hospital (extremely hard to even find a position to apply to) and it was for my dream po... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1413835032 | 1413854767 | t3_2jtedl | t5_2to41 | 199 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting accused of roofying a drink...
Well this was last night, I wasnt feeling too well, and I was bored, so my friend invited me to a party. I decided to go, when we got there the only person I knew was my friend, that I went with. Well we go around, and I introduce myself to people, and try to ma... | 5 | 39.8 | |
1413833864 | 1413839404 | t3_2jtbxy | t5_2to41 | 5 | lookaway4now: TIFU...and I also FU a dog's life and his owners
BuzzOffSweetheart: Why was the dog out if its owner was out of town? I feel bad for you and sorry this happened to you and the poor pup! It is not your fault though although you will probably still be haunted by this. I'm haunted by one I witnessed that d... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413835484 | 1414009875 | t3_2jtfc0 | t5_2to41 | 110 | QQuixotic_: TIFU by giving my Ex's little brother a gift
I was reminded recently about a fuckup that happened a while back. I was dating a girl and was good friends with her family as well. Her little brother, who was *much* younger than her, loved two things in the world: Hotwheels and cellphones. Because their father... | 11 | 10 | |
1413836288 | 1413896049 | t3_2jtgxl | t5_2to41 | 145 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a sexist joke in my women's lit class
I'm one of two guys in my women's lit class. I usually sit right in front of the other guy, and we're always cracking each other up by making (subtle) sexist **jokes.** (It's one of those in-the-moment things)
Anyways, I'm out of it, having stayed up the ... | 7 | 20.714286 | |
1413842989 | 1413912505 | t3_2jtu53 | t5_2to41 | 1,017 | [deleted]: TIFU by unknowingly bribing a police officer.
Today on lunch I was pulled over for speeding. I was going 60 in a 45. When the police officer came up to my door he asked for my license, insurance, and registration like always. After he checked everything he came back up to my door and said "I'm running your n... | 8 | 127.125 | |
1413841205 | 1413859757 | t3_2jtqp9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to cheat Cookie Clicker.
TIFU by trying to cheat Cookie Clicker.
(This post turned out way longer than I meant it to, I wont blame you if you just skim it.)
Our story starts off on a regular Saturday, browsing reddit, and playing the greatest web game, Cookie Clicker.
I thought, "Hey, maybe... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1413843253 | 1413845131 | t3_2jtumz | t5_2to41 | 40 | GeneralJohnSedgwick: TIFU by playing Five Nights at Freddy's in study hall
So today I was in study hall, which I have first period, at 7:30 AM. I didn't have anything to work on, so I figured I would play some games on my iPad. My friend turned me on to Five Nights at Freddy's over the weekend, so I bought it on the iO... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1413844566 | 1413845116 | t3_2jtx3i | t5_2to41 | 38 | Moe424: TIFU when my mom found my friend's girlfriend's booty shorts in my laundry
Okay, let us start from the beginning. I was going up to see this girl, who would become my friends girlfriend later that day and I bought condoms as a joke because she said I should get some so we can "go fuck bitches" and play pranks. ... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1413843889 | 1413876319 | t3_2jtvu9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping my gf move.
So this happend a few days ago but after it happend my girlfriend and I decided that it was proper TIFU material.
I was helping my SO move and pulling cloths and boxes out of her walk in closet. She barely uses her closet because she has a couple of dressers that she keeps most ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413844880 | 1413863586 | t3_2jtxnt | t5_2to41 | 9 | stockybloke: TIFU by accidentally calling a female classmate fat
Okay so I'm a pretty awkward guy and at the end of the first semester my class had a party, I got a bit intoxicated and started talking to one of the girls in there (a very cute, fit and pretty short girl). At some point in the conversation we somehow get... | 3 | 3 | |
1413845709 | 1413849439 | t3_2jtz84 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not committing when running from the cops
This happened over the last weekend, here goes.
I'm behind a police officer going about 25 mph. He takes a left turn, but the road continues straight. At this point I take off hitting 80 mph in a few seconds on my bike. It's been a full minute or two at thi... | 3 | 3 | |
1413844337 | 1413900238 | t3_2jtwog | t5_2to41 | 125 | A5hcrack: **TIFU**by not showering with her after. NSFW
Not today but a few years ago. I had just moved back to my home town a few months earlier when this happened. There is a lot of baggage when you do that, every bar you go to has at least as many people you don't want to catch up with as ones that you do, with soci... | 4 | 31.25 | |
1413846350 | 1414670647 | t3_2ju0dc | t5_2to41 | 10 | pantalaimons: TIFU thanks reddit
I've had a long day. Finally get off work 5 minutes too late to make the 550 train. Next train is at 625. No problem I'll just read TIFU on reddit. Around 622 a train pulls up and I hop on. Right as the doors close I realize that its going the wrong way. Passed the 625 train going th... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1413843462 | 1413849624 | t3_2jtv1d | t5_2to41 | 4 | SuchRedditorW0w: TIFU by seeing a film
My friends and I went to the cinema to watch "Isao Takahata's The Tale of Princess Kaguya". We're in the cinema, waiting for the movie to start. Here comes the FU. On the screen, I see "Isao Takahata's The Tale of Princess Kaguya- The making of". We had to sit through it for 2 hou... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413847129 | 1413859445 | t3_2ju1vk | t5_2to41 | 16 | sai911: TIFU by telling my advisor/teacher that i will miss class
Ok so its not really my fuck up, its me and my friend combined fuck up.
So i have this stupid freshman class (i'm a sophomore) that i need to take.
Since every Engineer students needs to take this class the place is packed, about 100 students.
Attendance... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1413847814 | 1413855370 | t3_2ju37w | t5_2to41 | 10 | capturedmuse: TIFU by drinking soy milk from the carton
I'm kinda new to writing these, so bear with me please!
So I got myself one of those costco cartons of soy milk, so they hold about 1 QT. Anyway, so I'm doing that, looking at Twitch streams and painting my nails, because that's the freaking perfect way to make ... | 5 | 2 | |
1413831692 | 1413944304 | t3_2jt7dm | t5_2to41 | 9 | mwhaskin: TIFU by cleaning my bedroom window
My window has been in dire need of a cleaning and I was already in a chores mindset so I figured I would kill two birds with one stone. The weather was a bit cloudy, but according to weather.com there was a 0% chance of rain, and the internet never lies. I took the sliding ... | 3 | 3 | |
1413848080 | 1413850661 | t3_2ju3pk | t5_2to41 | 8 | CrazyKiwiCake: TIFU by shouting out "IT'S NOT PORN" in the middle of the study area at Uni.
This just happened, my friend saw a photo from r/leannedecker of Leanne Decker (obviously) on my front page. He then told another friend that I was watching porn -_- I overheard it, shouted out to her "ITS NOT PORN", and then go... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413848807 | 1413909793 | t3_2ju4zy | t5_2to41 | 18 | Pumpedupkikx: TIFU by trusting a fart.
This only happened minutes ago. It came out of no where, well no, it came out of my ass but that's not the point. I was with my mates, talking, sharing some banter. The usual. I suddenly feel the need to fart, but nothing more. So I decide to let rip and feel the sloppy, between c... | 3 | 6 | |
1413849067 | 1413851351 | t3_2ju5gb | t5_2to41 | 7 | radar465: TIFU when my GF left her shorts in a friend's car.
I have strange friends. One of them, named Billy in this story, is especially crazy. Billy and I have been friends for a while and recently drove up to a boarding school in which a mutual friend, my now-girlfriend, goes to. One of our many jokes that we have ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1413847281 | 1413865013 | t3_2ju25s | t5_2to41 | 24 | qxtman: TIFU by getting really excited for something and then losing immediately
Let me explain first of all. I am currently a college freshman and I play what seems to be a fairly large college activity, it's called humans vs zombies. Basically you get a nerf gun and try to avoid getting tagged by zombies, lest you be... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1413850472 | 1413909530 | t3_2ju81i | t5_2to41 | 4,933 | Cuntrageous: TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob
So unlike most TIFUs this actually happened today, though I wish it hadn't.
Things were getting pretty hot and heavy in the bedroom, when I decided it was his turn to be taken care of. I started giving him a blowjob, that's when he decided he wanted things to be roughe... | 17 | 290.176471 | |
1413850619 | 1413918740 | t3_2ju8aq | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by anally masturbating
This didn't actually happen today, but a few weeks ago. I don't even know if it's technically a "fuck up", but sure feels like one.
A couple of weeks ago, I was feeling particularly horny. One of the great things about being bisexual is, I can get off from jerking and penetratio... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1413850184 | 1413867596 | t3_2ju7ju | t5_2to41 | 18 | flugenkamp75: TIFU by asking my girlfriend if she's ever had an orgasm...
Her response was, "I've had multiple, but unfortunately none with you." All that did to me was make me feel like shit about myself even though she claims its the "best sex she's had" PFFFFF i guess NOT!!!!. NSFW
[deleted]: That's actually a good ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1413853233 | 1413853511 | t3_2jucyc | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwawayman3125: TIFU by being oblivious to signals?
So, this is more like a "this past few weeks I fucked up". Throwaway because people know my Reddit.
These past few weeks have been going pretty good. I've gotten closer to a lot of my friends and had a great time! Problem is, now it's coming down to this. 3 people ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413852945 | 1413866336 | t3_2jucg7 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Mouseano: TIFU by sending a nude to this guy.
TIFU by sending a nude to a guy I like. We have a long history (on and off crazyness for two years) so it wasn't just some random. He recently had surgery and wasn't feeling well. Being the dork I am, I decided it was a good idea to send him a picture of my breasts, with te... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1413853159 | 1413858713 | t3_2jucty | t5_2to41 | 119 | tashibum: TIFU by letting a shady friend of a friend crash at our place.
So this has been a continuous fuck up happening over the course of the weekend. Or rather, a three-day fiasco of fuck-up confirmation. The icing on the cake happened this morning.
Let me start from the beginning. Random friend shows up. He's a fr... | 7 | 17 | |
1413853676 | 1413854345 | t3_2judrh | t5_2to41 | 6 | fkup: TIFU by Dancing to a Korean Girl Group dance trying to get in with a girl (I'm a guy btw)
So one day I was walking with my crush and then this fk up happened. There was a song which was played in one of the shops and I thought to myself isn't this a perfect time to show off my dancing. I was absolutely wrong. I t... | 3 | 2 | |
1413838275 | 1413928573 | t3_2jtkw2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by adding habanero pepper to my chili dog
So my roommate traded some deer to a co worker and the co worker gave him bag of peppers he grew in his garden. They are so damn hot. So anyway I was drinking last night and got hungry. I decided to microwave some hotdogs and some chili. I looked in fridge for s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413856072 | 1413862222 | t3_2jui5i | t5_2to41 | 13 | Magneticman555: TIFU by making a website.
I have been bored for the last little while, so I made a website. It took a while to learn about and finally publish. The one thing I didn't learn about, was Whois.com. This website, takes info from your website (including your home address, and Phone number) and makes it pu... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1413856004 | 1421979453 | t3_2jui1c | t5_2to41 | 14 | Jawshewah: TIFU and left my data on
I just moved to a new house and we're still waiting for our internet to transfer. For the time being I'm using a hotspot tethered from my phone. I have unlimited data but after 2.5 GB it gets throttled to unbearable speeds. My billing cycle just restarted today at midnight. Fast for... | 12 | 1.166667 | |
1413856240 | 1413911262 | t3_2juigb | t5_2to41 | 43 | drunktechgeek: TIFU by sending my ex nudes. [NSFW]
My dorm-mates are pleading with me to share this story with you reddit, so I must oblige. This happened a few days ago, on Friday night.
So I recently just ended a 5+ year relationship. I found out my ex had cheated on me with one of our co-workers (we worked at the s... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1413856580 | 1413933336 | t3_2juj2r | t5_2to41 | 339 | guitarsandguns: TIFU by trying to piss a spider down the drain.
Alright reddit, this JUST happened like ten minutes ago. Here's the setup: My wife is upstairs giving our 3 year old a bath. I'm in the basement hanging out with our daughter (2 months old), drinking a beer, playing some guitar and browsing reddit...you ... | 5 | 67.8 | |
1413856512 | 1413859805 | t3_2juixo | t5_2to41 | 70 | GtrSensei89: Tifu by taking viagra
Backstory: Recently my girlfriend suggested we should rent a hotelroom to have some steaming no- boundries sexytime. Since I live in a house with 4 of my mates she feels she can't fully let herself go. She's always afraid my housemates will hear her scream and moan. I was planning on ... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1413857777 | 1413916810 | t3_2jul9t | t5_2to41 | 83 | FirearmConcierge: TIFU by getting a speeding ticket and going to court
Now, gather round children because here's why you NEVER WANT TO BE IN COURT. NEVER. EVER. EVER. FUCKING. EVER. GO. TO. COURT. I don't care if it's a gun charge, a traffic court charge or a divorce proceeding. DO NOT GO TO COURT. Find a way out of it... | 9 | 9.222222 | |
1413860249 | 1413949878 | t3_2jupll | t5_2to41 | 7 | Asstruenut: Tifu by telling a girl I was going to space on a rocket
This is so messed up and I am a horrible person..
A couple weeks ago I met a girl on okcupid and started talking, it became apparent pretty quick she was beyond batshit crazy.
We talked on the phone a couple times and I was entertained by it all unt... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1413859822 | 1413907316 | t3_2juovt | t5_2to41 | 15 | heythereneighbor: TIFU by thinking I was alone in the restroom.
This fuck up happend two semesters ago. The read might be a bit long, but I feel the need to rationalize my thinking.
My brother and I used to go to college together. On Mondays and Wednesdays his class was an hour earlier than mine, so I would have to ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1413861247 | 1413933676 | t3_2jur6r | t5_2to41 | 5 | qwerty12qwerty: TIFU by passing out drunk in a girls room which she read as me trying to put on the moves.
Be a 8/10 3.14 girl that I met. Well me and her friends go out and get drunk then head back to their place, college apartments. These are apartments where each individual room has its own bathroom, and the rooms h... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1413861303 | 1413864041 | t3_2jura6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Flash_Johnson: TIFU and made the neighbors think I was a rapist
So my girlfriend and I are hanging out in my room, when the subject of her survivor video comes up.
Some back story: my girlfriend (from hereon called K) likes Survivor and decided to make an application video a while back. She filmed it and sent it in, ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1413862944 | 1413929264 | t3_2jutz4 | t5_2to41 | 1,818 | the_silent_thriller: TIFU by accidentally conning the apple store into giving me a refund on a product I never purchased.
The other week I purchased a small adaptor from my local apple store for $29. I returned home to realize that the product I had purchased was not, in fact, the product that I required. Today, I re... | 9 | 202 | |
1413849379 | 1413919051 | t3_2ju60v | t5_2to41 | 5 | Sokonit: TIFU by cleaning my ears.
Well, my ears are constantly itchy and I decided to drop some Hydrogen Peroxide on them (diluted ofc). So I am almost done but they are still a bit itchy so I get a q-tip and scratch and scratch until I feel relieve, this is where IFU when I pull the Q-tip out...it was the bare end no... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413863521 | 1413932734 | t3_2juuvu | t5_2to41 | 15 | devi59: TIFU by destroying my PC
Somehow while streaming a movie from my PC to my PS3 the movies suddenly stopped playing. Thought nothing of it. Went to my room later in the evening and PC wouldn't turn on and smelt of burnt electronics. Took everything apart, saw no signs of damage and assumed it was a fluke. Turned ... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1413862657 | 1414064424 | t3_2jutjd | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by presenting an enormous swastika to my history class and teacher.
So me and a group of 5 other students in my history class were working on a powerpoint presentation on Hinduism, it's beliefs, geography, demography, architecture, and symbols. I'm pretty sure you already know where this is going.
We w... | 4 | 3 | |
1413866636 | 1413868096 | t3_2juyac | t5_2to41 | 14 | LeprosySucks: I don't think either of them should be embarrassed. Some men just can't stay hard with a condom on.
beige4ever: Hire a fluffer, it is how porn actors prime their pumps so to speak
LeprosySucks: I didn't understand any of those words.
beige4ever: A fluffer in the porn industry is a gal or guy whose job it ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1413866098 | 1413867581 | t3_2juyny | t5_2to41 | 11 | pcolvis: TIFU By asking about my future at work
I got a job four months ago over the summer for a manufacturing company doing what I thought was going to be IT support for an office but little did I know that's not all I would be doing. This was a small company not only did they hire me to fix their computers but also ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1413867187 | 1413908544 | t3_2jv04e | t5_2to41 | 144 | coopemployee: TIFU by having some alone time with my girlfriend
Unlike most of the stories here, this one actually happened today. About an hour ago actually.
A little backstory first, so I'm 18 and still currently live with my parents. See my mom has by some grace of God managed to raise 4 boys with the help of my da... | 7 | 20.571429 | |
1413867450 | 1413871803 | t3_2jv0gs | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaking my teacher's hand.
I go to high school, and last week we had a fire drill. I was walking quietly just trying to get it over with. When I looked up, I saw my favorite teacher walking along side the students. I hadn't seen him in months so I decided to run up to him and say hi. He wanted to sha... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413868380 | 1413897132 | t3_2jv1of | t5_2to41 | 17 | Highvisvest: TIFU by telling someone to " have a good night"
I work in a supermarket. We always lock our toilets at 7pm, mostly due to the slightly ridiculous amount of shit that was smeared on the walls on slightly too many nights, today it was 7:15pm so the toilets would have been locked anyway but they were also all... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1413865154 | 1414083202 | t3_2juxb8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | AllNine: TIFU by trying to keep a clean house.
Today I FUed. It actually isn't that bad, but I feel like a jerk anyway.
I'm a mom with two boys and I try hard to keep our house tidy and clean. Over the years of my nightly Pinterest browsing, I've seen many times a tip about putting Legos or small toys in a mesh bag a... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1413867545 | 1413936002 | t3_2jv0km | t5_2to41 | 99 | Breakinginbacon: TIFU by not sleeping for three days and going out
So yesterday marked three days of not sleeping in a row, and I wasn't really doing to much just spending the days binging skyrim, I've just been struggling to sleep really,anyway, I got a text from my mate yesterday asking if i wanted to hang out at the... | 7 | 14.142857 | |
1413869476 | 1413870616 | t3_2jv2yj | t5_2to41 | 68 | JR_GameR: TIFU by trying to give a homeless man peanut butter and chocolate crackers...
On my walk from work today I saw a homeless man laying on the street. He had a thick blanket and was laying on his arm. I was feeling pretty down today so I figured, "What the heck... Maybe if I can get someone else to smile it'll m... | 4 | 17 | |
1413873371 | 1413933005 | t3_2jv7a6 | t5_2to41 | 103 | [deleted]: TIFU by pressing the call button as I rage threw my phone across the room.
Okay this wasn't today but it was quite a fuck up.
Anyway, I was a fresh young chap in college at the time and I really didn't have much skill with the ladies (still don't) so the fact that I had gone on a date with a girl was quite ... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1413864410 | 1413927472 | t3_2juwbi | t5_2to41 | 32 | sashafrass: TIFU I got to be on the radio!
Let me start off by saying im new to a smaller town. I drive about an hour to work each day. I have found this wonderful new country radio station that comes in when I cant get the big city station anymore. So as im listening on my long ride home I hear they are going to ha... | 4 | 8 | |
1413876101 | 1413879898 | t3_2jv9yf | t5_2to41 | 7 | sovility: TIFU by scalping an Indian
Throwaway because why not?
I guess everything needs a little background, so here I go... When I was a kid, my grandpa used to tell me that his great grandpa was scalped by Southwestern Native Americans when he was working with the mining industry. So my grandpa always distrusted Na... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413876413 | 1414085680 | t3_2jvaah | t5_2to41 | 7 | thatonejakedude: TIFU by sneaking out of bed
to surprise my gf by building our newly bought entertainment center and cabinets.
Flash back to two weeks ago. Her and i just moved into a new place so the house is in need of new furniture. So after 2 painful months of looking on craigslist and almost getting the chance to... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413878513 | 1413908793 | t3_2jvc5u | t5_2to41 | 104 | ForeverBob: TIFU by walking in the same direction as girl I just asked out 4 times
To give this story some substance try to imagine this happening to your most awkward friend. Because I am literally the most awkward person period.
So I've have this thing for this girl in my Microeconomics class at Uni for a while. So ... | 5 | 20.8 |
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