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1413881293 | 1413948308 | t3_2jvems | t5_2to41 | 41 | YouthoughtIwaserious: TIFU By melting bubblewrap.
This happened about 20 minutes ago and my hand still feels like its on fire.
Recently on t.v I saw this cool anti-smoking advertisement where they were melting bubblewrap with a cigarette, the bubblewrap imitating lungs. I didn't have any cigarettes being a non-smoker ... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1413880874 | 1413883910 | t3_2jve8b | t5_2to41 | 8 | 2pacoclock: TIFU by helping my friend who pissed his pants
I was at a bar with a friend. We were there with a couple of girls. Later... he went to the bathroom and I went in shortly after.
The bathroom was small, it was so small that I had to stoop to get in. And the sink was tiny too.
Anyway, while he was takin... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413883768 | 1413894221 | t3_2jvgww | t5_2to41 | 11 | yomomma56: Tifu by throwing my shoe at the wall
So, my house was never really nice. It wasn't just awful, but it certainly wasn't fancy. Anyway, I had just woken up, and I was in my kitchen looking for some food, when I saw a massive cockroach. I mean, this thing certainly hadn't been missing any meals.
Here's the Fuc... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1413882390 | 1413941663 | t3_2jvfms | t5_2to41 | 6 | GenericUserName99999: TIFU by consoling a friend.
Throwaway because people know my account.
Well, a few days/weeks ago, my day started out like any other: school, homework, exercise. I'd just finished my workout when my good friend called me in tears asking if she could come over.
I was worried, so I said yes and s... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1413886756 | 1413926975 | t3_2jvjhq | t5_2to41 | 25 | bren__: TIFU by being honest.
The company I work for, issue a bonus every 6 month. Employees who have a final warning on their record don't get this bonus as a sort of punishment.
I am one of the people who are on a final warning, that's another story though.
So today, I receive my pay slip at work. Upon opening my s... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1413887934 | 1413971581 | t3_2jvklo | t5_2to41 | 2,891 | bobby_brains: TIFU by basically telling my boss that I have been coming into work 2 hours late every day for 6 years.
Oh boy....
So today I came into work with a bit of a hangover so was probably not thinking too straight. I'm on my way to the office block when I see a cleaner coming out of my office with hoover in ha... | 16 | 180.6875 | |
1413889989 | 1413951634 | t3_2jvmm9 | t5_2to41 | 26 | theoriginalpugmuffin: TIFU by getting a blowjob
So I'm writing this as I just read another TIFU blowjob stories and it reminded me of my unfortunate, strange experience I had recently.
So me and my partner were in the bedroom, getting each other worked up and ready to go and she starts giving me head. As you could imag... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1413890126 | 1414015154 | t3_2jvmrf | t5_2to41 | 454 | r3viv3: TIFU by dancing to rick astley,nude.
Unlike most other TIFU this actually happened today.
A Bit of backstory; all my clothes are in my office which looks on to my street. At the moment the blinds are broken so anyone, in any house, at anytime, could look into my office.
So i get out of the shower and do my us... | 9 | 50.444444 | |
1413893216 | 1413912859 | t3_2jvq4u | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting sexy snapchats
Their i am, sitting in bed, talking to some girls checking my twitter, looking at reddit etc. Things head in a sexy direction, next thing i know im sending nude picture (male). The girl is right above my beat friend and well you get the picture. I highlight his name and instinc... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1413895511 | 1413996027 | t3_2jvt1i | t5_2to41 | 127 | [deleted]: TIFU by faking an orgasm
TIFU. I should start by saying that I am guy. Also, per usual, this didn't happen today but I only just realised how much I fucked up.
So, I started university a few weeks ago. Yay for me. I'm from the UK and we have something called Freshers' week. Basically, it is a week of drinki... | 11 | 11.545455 | |
1413889957 | 1413896601 | t3_2jvmlc | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by screwing over my best friend
So as you can see TIFU by screwing over my best bro. So just for some back story, me and him are in the corps together and have been friends for over 4 years now. Literally its like Shepard and Garrus bro life with us. Now understand d I'm a welder and I'm very good at wh... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413896718 | 1413956801 | t3_2jvuru | t5_2to41 | 1,608 | ZeldaFan812: TIFU by describing myself as a rapist in 5+ job applications
As a recent graduate, I've been hunting mainly for good graduate jobs, but I'm also looking at lower-level admin jobs because being unemployed sucks. For the latter category, which vary little in terms of requirements and duties, I've used the sa... | 7 | 229.714286 | |
1413898925 | 1413927240 | t3_2jvy65 | t5_2to41 | 6 | notgoodwithyourname: TIFU by lying
So this happened yesterday actually and is related to a bigger fuck up that happened back in April that I have been making up for. A quick run down for the previous fuck up. I was talking to a girl who my girlfriend, Bella, hated and the girl was sending me risqué pictures. We'll my g... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1413901171 | 1413958142 | t3_2jw1sq | t5_2to41 | 744 | killagoose: TIFU by playing a prank on my boss's wife.
This happened about an hour ago. It's pretty minor in the big scheme of things, but it still sucked. So, I work in retail, and my boss and I have a pretty good relationship. Cool dude, I've learned a lot from him, and he has made me want to stay with the company. H... | 9 | 82.666667 | |
1413902318 | 1413912653 | t3_2jw3qr | t5_2to41 | 12 | ThrowAwayJCO: TIFU when my girlfriend saw the pictures I jerk it to
This is from a few weeks ago, and it is still just as bad and embarrassing. Well anyways, I was hanging out with my girlfriend downtown when she casually takes my phone saying she wants to take some pictures. We take a few pictures together, and then s... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1413901865 | 1413920805 | t3_2jw2xt | t5_2to41 | 13 | jacquesaustin: TIFU by throwing up in my brand new supercar
This happened yesterday but today I post it.
So for starters I had just gotten a new car a couple weeks ago. I had custom ordered it so I had to wait about 3 months for it to arrive meaning that it is exactly how I wanted it, inside and out. Its a 2014 Merced... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1413904246 | 1413927877 | t3_2jw74p | t5_2to41 | 202 | Dr_Drank: TIFU by eating hot wings with my boss.
So this happened a few months ago during the summer. I was at work and my boss send me and my buddy out to go grab lunch.
We told him we were going to get some hot wings and asked if he wanted anything, he said "Get me the hottest wings they have, and then put more hot ... | 8 | 25.25 | |
1413905656 | 1413906102 | t3_2jw9pc | t5_2to41 | 3 | Iron_ManMK3: TIFU By attempting to penetrate a dog
child___: You didn't fuck up by penetrating a dog. You fucked up by using such a shameless click bait title which unfortunately earned my downvote.
Iron_ManMK3: I tried to fuck a dog, not really much grey area there
child___: Just kidding, have an upvote
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1413905757 | 1413913241 | t3_2jw9wd | t5_2to41 | 35 | Puglisi4: TIFU by waking up with my bosses girlfriend next to me
Yeah, had a drunken adventure last night on my night off, apparently saw my bosses girlfriend ended up taking her home with me. The next day I came into work and my boss said hi to me, nothing out of the ordinary, Then about an hour later he says "man I h... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1413905411 | 1413928313 | t3_2jw997 | t5_2to41 | 175 | littleM0TH: Tifu by trying to get rid of an ingrown hair on my dick
That's it. What more do you sick fucks want? I'm in agony right now.
Edit: okay so here's what happened. I shaved last night because the mrs and I had some late night activities planned. This led to my fuck up. Things went swimmingly but I woke up a l... | 10 | 17.5 | |
1413906060 | 1413917487 | t3_2jwai7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TIthrowedaway: TIFU by giving my professor the wrong flash drive.
Little more background first so everyone is able to understand what I'll be talking about more easily.
Every Freshmen class in my country is entitled to a 3 day trip. Our school took us to the capital of the country and we all had a great time there. O... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413905734 | 1413928893 | t3_2jw9us | t5_2to41 | 2 | a_5mith: TIFU by not checking I had nice shoes for an interview...
Probably not worthy of some of the stories on here, but it was a fuck up none the less. I had an interview today, and I checked last week that my smart shoes were still where I left them, opened my wardrobe, saw two leather shoes, good, still there, fan... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1413907614 | 1413948607 | t3_2jwdez | t5_2to41 | 8,915 | AirborneAssAttacker: TIFU by nonstop farting on an airplane for 6 hours
Technically yesterday I fucked up, but whatever.
To set the scene, I was flying back from a business trip to France the morning after a long night of vaguely business-related drinking. I arrived at Charles de Gaulle at an absolutely unholy hour of... | 10 | 891.5 | |
1413907947 | 1413913731 | t3_2jwe1x | t5_2to41 | 14 | TheGriz05: TIFU by sharing my IPAD with a new coworker
This happened a few minutes ago. We hired a new female employee a few weeks ago at our small company which has been only men. I have never worked with a female before and I have been careful not to do anything unprofessional. That was until I shared my IPAD with... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1413909385 | 1413965784 | t3_2jwgrv | t5_2to41 | 289 | Omegabossman: TIFU by hitting a paper bag with my car
So a little background... I used to work the overnights at a 24 hour pharmacy and it was usually pitch black out when I would leave for work. I also live about 20 miles out in the country on an unlit back road.
So I'm getting in my car to leave for work one evenin... | 6 | 48.166667 | |
1413900653 | 1413913647 | t3_2jw0xi | t5_2to41 | 74 | A_Typical_Noob: TIFU by getting way too drunk in Mexico.
First off, I'm not going to use a throwaway account because I deserve the shame, plus I'm not a ninny. This happened back in July, but that doesn't mean it's not worth sharing. This is going to be a long story, but it needs to be told in full detail. If you're no... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1413911479 | 1413911617 | t3_2jwkvx | t5_2to41 | 4 | GarethBolton: TIFU by cutting my skin with an iPad
[First Post, so I hope this is good]
Unlike most other TIFU this actually happened today. It was a ordinary day in English Class. The class was preparing to get ready for our next assessment. Now, I had a brain wave. Out of a class of 25, I decided to be the odd one o... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413911999 | 1413976018 | t3_2jwlw9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | TurkeyLerg: TIFU by calling my wife a fatass
OK it didn't really happen today but this past weekend, so it's only like today if you can mentally time travel back to that day like Caine on Kung Fu.
It being a weekend party time, I had a couple of beers, and then about 4 double-shots of vodka, then ate some delicious p... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413911629 | 1413967573 | t3_2jwl7j | t5_2to41 | 490 | vandy17: TIFU by asking an old lady if she wanted a cock sandwich
Well. Last year I was still working as the supervisor of an fast food restaurant in a small city I lived in up in Manitoba, Canada. It was a slow day , I was really stoned and bored. I was sitting in the back for a while watching the cameras when I seen... | 9 | 54.444444 | |
1413913444 | 1413950597 | t3_2jwosu | t5_2to41 | -1 | Clawhammer0816: TIFU By not checking the back of the page.
This was a couple of days ago, but I just received my quiz back today.
A couple of days ago I took my first college quiz, which was for my math class. It was very easy and I was feeling confident that I aced it. Now today I was very surprised to see a 60%, onl... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1413913866 | 1413917007 | t3_2jwpnu | t5_2to41 | 5 | bcd500: TIFU by not knowing what a barn dance was
Let me start off by saying that I go to a small EXTREMELY conservative school. The kind where if you sneeze in the wrong direction you're sent to the counselors office. Flashback to this morning. I was talking to a boy from my Comp class by my locker. (We'll call him Ja... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413916612 | 1413918912 | t3_2jwva4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Y0Universe: TIFU: By accidentally telling our roommates (a couple) that they are probably breaking up.
Fuuuuuuck. My girlfriend and I live with a couple in a small 2 bedroom place. Jack and Kevin have been going out for a very short time, and Jack moved from the other side of the country to take a chance on love and co... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1413915822 | 1413933010 | t3_2jwtol | t5_2to41 | 59 | fuckedchildhood: TIFU by laughing so hard I cried at work...
So,
Bored IT guy.. alone in office... checking out reddit.. when I decide I want to see how sick fellow redditors are.. curious... are there any scat pics... I type in a search... and see this.. post...
http://imgur.com/a/2r4gf
I read.. and by the end... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1413918203 | 1413977054 | t3_2jwyh6 | t5_2to41 | 28 | katehalliwell: TIFU by accidentally plagiarizing myself.
This is my first ever Reddit worthy fuck up, so bear with me guys!
I'm a sophomore at one of the top journalism schools in the US. I'm also in an honors program, so my classes can be pretty tough. This semester I'm in an honors Journalism Law class, and our mid... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1413913800 | 1414073519 | t3_2jwpj5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | LaDarkPhoenix: TIFU by ruining my grandmas PC
So a little backstory
My grandma ( like 99% of all people ) sucks with computers, she only uses the PC to browse recipes and try out new cooking stuff and bla bla bla, her first computer running windows xp was fucking SLOW, REALLY. REALLY. SLOW. Why ? Guess what an elderly... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1413919014 | 1413930911 | t3_2jx04j | t5_2to41 | 9 | tired040: TIFU by eating half a bag of dried plums.
sfitznott: Hi tired040, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by eating half a bag of dried plums.* has been removed because it violates RULE 2: "Posts without context will be removed. Tell us the full story." Please feel free to r... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1413919685 | 1413921191 | t3_2jx1f5 | t5_2to41 | 75 | throwawaydumbnet: TIFU by creating a fake Facebook account
Last year I fucked up. Yesterday I fucked up. And today I fucked up as well.
Fuck my fucking fuck-ups.
So, this is the story.
I'm senior year and we have a lot of weird teachers, some nerdy, some with speech or attention problems, some just creepy. We, stude... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1413920566 | 1413936892 | t3_2jx37k | t5_2to41 | 12 | vandy17: TIFU by going to class destroyed
So , my second semester of grade 12 was stupid slack. Gym, Production Art, Lunch, Advanced Production Art, and Illustration (Art). Three of those classes were with the same twiggy asshole.
So after gym (half gym class that day) I walked to my friends house who was a block away... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1413920497 | 1413930364 | t3_2jx325 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a menstrual cup
This actually happened a few days ago, but I still have no idea what to do with the aftermath of the fuckup. I am so sorry for what you are all about to read. Also, no throwaway because I have no shame, even though I really should. NSFW for vag-talk and period blood.
So a few d... | 3 | 2 | |
1413913438 | 1413953482 | t3_2jwosg | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a stranger sleep over after my house party
Back in high school my parents went away for a week, leaving me home alone with little apprehension- as I was a 4.0 student. (Little did they know what mischief I frequently got into; I was good at never getting caught).
Long story short, I have an... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1413920466 | 1413923915 | t3_2jx30k | t5_2to41 | 4 | xmod14: TIFU by singing out loud
To preface. This actually happened today but anyways, I like [this](http://www.sabaton.net/) band a LOT. Like I've been listening to them exclusively for about 2^1/2 months now. They do songs about war and other stuff. I found their [darkest song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnRqqCB... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413921999 | 1414003544 | t3_2jx66l | t5_2to41 | 9 | yawgmothvape: TIFU by kicking my xbox.
I was playing destiny for the 360 when the power went out. I then got angry and kicked my xbox very hard. Made the cd drive open half way and get stuck and also gave destiny the ring of death. I bought destiny 4 days ago...
Was able to open up the xbox and fix the drive. But the... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1413921035 | 1414244092 | t3_2jx474 | t5_2to41 | 41 | treyver: TIFU by eating salt during a biology lab.
First of all, I don't know shit about the format this should be in and plus I am on mobile so it makes it even harder to write this so sorry about that.
I am a sophmore and high school and i have a bitch for a biology teacher as if biology isn't shitty enough. So me ... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1413922168 | 1413924231 | t3_2jx6j6 | t5_2to41 | 192 | BeeDelly: TIFU On My First Night Of College
Like many posts here on TIFU this happened a few years back on my first night as a freshmen in college..
Also, don't need a throwaway. It's my senior year so fuck it.
So, it was my first night of college. I was pumped to finally be living on my own and was eager to check o... | 5 | 38.4 | |
1413921859 | 1413958473 | t3_2jx5w7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | kryptonitedildo: TIFU by giving a girl my number.
Today I was on my commute back home when a really attractive girl sat across from me. In my eyes she had exactly what I would hope a potential girlfriend would have.
Glances are mutually exchanged and she even gives me a small smile at one point, I start picturing our... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1413922784 | 1414084333 | t3_2jx7py | t5_2to41 | 790 | AlienSunrise: TIFU by using my finger when I should have used my tongue.
So this was actually about 2 years ago, but it was a fuck up i still laugh about today.
I used to work at a retail store in the mall. I was a sales associate at this store, just folding cloths as usual, and for the millionth time today, someone n... | 7 | 112.857143 | |
1413923411 | 1413923736 | t3_2jx917 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my sister go through my drawers
So my little sister's iphone 5 cable stopped working and she asked me if I still had my spare. I didn't know where it was so I told her to just look for it herself. She started going through my drawers.
Then it hit me. The kinds of things I had in my drawer... | 3 | 2 | |
1413924492 | 1413928238 | t3_2jxb9h | t5_2to41 | 6 | directorw280: TIFU by speaking to an employee's wife.
This is more of the aftermath of what happened when I spoke to an employees's wife. Bear in mind that I am a government security officer for a defense contractor.
I have been working at the same site for the last 4.5 years at more or less the same post. I have a s... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1413926533 | 1413933545 | t3_2jxfi4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my "two weeks notice" to one job and getting fired by the other
Okay, wow. Today fucking sucks. Here we go:
I'm a fairly young (mid 20's) woman. About a year ago, I landed an amazing job. I worked as a Real Estate Recruiter. It was the perfect gig, while working myself through college. The at... | 4 | 2 | |
1413925544 | 1413948368 | t3_2jxdhy | t5_2to41 | 224 | TheLolomancer: TIFU by attempting to flirt with a customer
I work in a bank. I'm a lot younger than most of my colleagues and have that pseudo-nerdy, "I know what I'm talking about" look, so I tend to get away with being a lot more pally with customers than my coworkers. I've had ancient pensioners and frightened kids ... | 5 | 44.8 | |
1413926827 | 1414018418 | t3_2jxg3d | t5_2to41 | 676 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to delete my nudes
Oh man, so this happened not even an hour ago. Things were getting rather frisky while I was texting my boyfriend, so I decided to take a few scandalous pictures for him. Now I only send pictures I think are top quality, I'll take 80 pictures and go through them all to only ... | 12 | 56.333333 | |
1413927206 | 1413937760 | t3_2jxgvf | t5_2to41 | 5 | ItWasentSoBad: TIFU by procrastinating and forgetting I have homework and shit
Welp....It isn't so bad, I mean.....Today was in someway a win. Anyways, I'm a student at a really pretentious school with some nice and not so nice teachers.I've never really got into the habit of doing my work so I always put it off till t... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413929241 | 1413934286 | t3_2jxktd | t5_2to41 | 11 | MrSpin93: TIFU by accidentally eating a cockroach
It was one of days when you just have to eat pancakes. So there I was, ordering panckes with Nutella, getting ready for all the deliciousness.
I get the pancakes. I eat the first bite. And the second. And the third. "Damn, this shit is good", I say. "These nuts really... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1413929937 | 1414015298 | t3_2jxm7q | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my Pebble on my bed side table
Today I fucked up when I left my Pebble watch on my bedside table. The girl I had just had sex with was still in bed and I didn't want her to be there any more so I could watch The Walking Dead and go to sleep alone. I just didn't want to deal with her anymore.
... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1413929593 | 1413931539 | t3_2jxlj7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Brets77: TIFU By making ups bring my fleshlight to my friends house.
So last month i finaly ordered my first fleshlight. After much hassle with me not being home i asked my friend if i could have it delivered to his house. What i had forgotten is that he and his wife currently lives with her parents as their new flat g... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1413928319 | 1413931645 | t3_2jxj2e | t5_2to41 | 3 | ThrownAwayItAll: TIFU by sending nudes with my work email.
I was sending some nudes with my iPhone and I accidentally used my work email address. Very worried I may lose my job, as I know large companies usually flag attachments for review. I'm completely mortified for what the rest of the week will be at work.
skidum... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413930503 | 1413947565 | t3_2jxn9p | t5_2to41 | 52 | thedrainclogger: TIFU by clogging my shower drain with pubes and flooding the house
Throwaway because some of my friends are on this site, and I don't want to deal with their bullshit.
So this morning I decided that whilst I was having a shower, I should take the opportunity to trim the hedge, so to speak. After about... | 7 | 7.428571 | |
1413930561 | 1413951924 | t3_2jxndp | t5_2to41 | 6 | bustednbruised: TIFU by misspelling 'education' on my resume.
I've been sending this recently revised version out for weeks. I have no idea how long it's been spelled wrong. It hurts. It hurts bad.
MSLB: Dumass lern 2 spel
ultrachronic: Dumass*
MSLB: Eh yus lll fex taht
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1413932212 | 1414217102 | t3_2jxqjj | t5_2to41 | 24 | grixorbatz: TIFU by having to take a serious piss at work.
For starters, I routinely get to work around 6am. I'm the only one in the office at that time, and I truly enjoy getting a bunch of stuff done in the peace and quiet of the early morning. Folks usually start rolling in around 6:45 generally speaking.
Anyho... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1413935277 | 1413966527 | t3_2jxw7o | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling “Herr derr I’m a man and can suck dick in public” at the top of my lungs in the middle of my college campus.
So, today, a group of Christian save-your-soul types were on campus. For some reason, they were met with gay rights activists and the LGBTQ community here. As I am studying rhetoric, I... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1413935358 | 1414092509 | t3_2jxwch | t5_2to41 | 23 | five_yolks: TIFU by almost getting shot by a cop.
Like a lot of TIFU's this didn't happen today. This actually happened about 12 or 13 years ago, but I figure it's Reddit worthy.
A little bit of backstory first. When my friends and I were in high school we used to skate(board) all the time. All our free time outside o... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1413936775 | 1413944971 | t3_2jxyxn | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by sodomizing a bear
This last weekend I was on a backpacking trip with some friends. In the area we were backpacking in, there are known to be a good number of black bears, which are normally considered to be fairly harmless. They normally stay well away from people and are easily scared off. None o... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413937240 | 1414008217 | t3_2jxzrt | t5_2to41 | 117 | wemustthinkanew: TIFU by calling a little kid cute
I was standing next to a woman and her ~ 2 yo daughter at a street corner waiting to cross. I am white, and they are black (important detail of the happening). Normally, I'm not the type of person to make random small talk with strangers, but this little girl was adora... | 7 | 16.714286 | |
1413938244 | 1413987037 | t3_2jy1nm | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing panties.
So this wasn't a year ago or a day ago, this is now. I'm sitting in the bathroom in shame texting my friends to bring my pants or underwear. I'm doing an internship at an office, I do paper work and walk around to check if anyone else needs help. Today I decided not wear panties.... | 9 | 10.777778 | |
1413934860 | 1413940633 | t3_2jxvi2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU and badmouthed my coworker to my boss while she was in the same room.
Not really a professional job but I work as a deli clerk. It's a new place and so all the people working the deli are still trying to find a steady schedule.T lets call her is a grandmother at 55 and has a wife and 1 granddaughter, th... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1413933934 | 1413942286 | t3_2jxtt0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | blackkang: TIFU because I had a boogie
Happen last night. I just drop this wonderful beautiful girl at home, but I must confess what happen during dinner. We were having a great time. Laughing and playing around. She was just as immature as I am. We were telling stupid jokes and all and when the waiter came by to deliv... | 4 | 2 | |
1413939291 | 1414020678 | t3_2jy3hw | t5_2to41 | 503 | JollyOldBogan: TIFU by going in to work 20 minutes early.
I'm writing this from the inside of a bin/laundry room I cannot get out of for another hour, and I don't think I'll make it.
Every Wednesday morning, I do the keg shift at my bar. I come in at 6am, pull out the empties and pull off the load of fresh kegs from... | 6 | 83.833333 | |
1413940120 | 1413944775 | t3_2jy4zp | t5_2to41 | 4 | gonzalezfernandez: TIFU by going to bed when I needed the bathroom
Today's fuck up, in my friend's sleepover, I went to bed, and I was too afraid to go to my friend's bathroom, and I noticed in the morning that the whole bed was wet. I'm in 6th grade, and I was quite surprised that I've done this at this age. What's wo... | 4 | 1 | |
1413940244 | 1414017106 | t3_2jy57m | t5_2to41 | 6 | Jinsut: TIFU by running over a cat.
This happened three minutes ago. I was driving back home from Boston, which takes about two hours. I was about fifteen seconds from my neighborhood. There was a cat in the left lane. He was chilling. I thought to myself, "I hope he doesn't run in front of me". At the very last s... | 3 | 2 | |
1413939194 | 1413955625 | t3_2jy3bb | t5_2to41 | 30 | escott1981: TIFU by turning in the wrong file to my online class.
This TIFU is more of a TIFOTIFU. That stands for Today I Found Out That I Fucked Up. But seeing as people put up fuck ups that happened 12 years ago, this should be ok too.
Anyway, I am currently taking classes online. I am working towards a Bachelors ... | 6 | 5 | |
1413939862 | 1414118370 | t3_2jy4j3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | CaptainRandus: TIFU. i dont know how, but my girlfriend pointed out to me i have hemmerhoids.. Sitting is fucking painful
The title says it all... Apparently i shit too hard
Dino_vagina: Dude prep h ointment... not the cream. And use butt whipes and drink apple juice or take stool softeners. The ointment will make you ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1413935288 | 1414002435 | t3_2jxw8d | t5_2to41 | 13 | KniveySpoony: TIFU by listening to The Beatles
Last week I had a midterm for my Human Geography course. It was a typical midterm, here are three questions, pick one and answer.
I decided to pick the one concerning mini systems and their development into world systems. As I'm writing, I mention that England was the fir... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1413939409 | 1413994502 | t3_2jy3px | t5_2to41 | 7 | 4clowns: TIFU by playing wall ball and getting interrogated by my vice principal
So when I was in the fourth grade me and other kids would play wall ball on the brick wall at our school. So, we played and some 1st grader wouldn't throw the ball so.. I yelled at him to throw the ball he hits a girl in the face. 5 minute... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1413930471 | 1413942894 | t3_2jxn7l | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU I Insulted My Asian Doctor Really Badly
So I was at the doctors today for a physical. I have gained a lot of weight over the past few months. About 17 pounds in total and I've been eating badly. So I was going to also get a cholesterol shot to check my cholesterol levels. My doctor is from China and he ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1413940719 | 1414015924 | t3_2jy62k | t5_2to41 | 9 | partysandy: TIFU And ate 10 Trader Joe's Fiberful Granola Bars
I bought two boxes yesterday. I'm looking for a go to food that I can rack up calories on while I'm working out heavy. So I ate 5 last night and 5 this morning with a good amount of milk. As soon as I got to work my stomach locked up in intense pain and I s... | 3 | 3 | |
1413940772 | 1413944081 | t3_2jy65y | t5_2to41 | 12 | What_So_Not: TIFU by making chili. (Kind of nsfw)
First time posting long time lurker so sorry if it's written poorly.
Anyway I decided to make chili today but wanted to change it up a little. I grabbed 3 peppers that I had access to one of which was a habranero. I started to cut the peppers (without gloves) and adde... | 4 | 3 | |
1413943891 | 1413996775 | t3_2jybst | t5_2to41 | 53 | AFliction: TIFU by paper cutting my dick [somewhat SFW]
Reddit, I fucked up. A couple hours ago I came out of the shower (I'm still naked at this point) and when I arrived to my room, the "everybody dance now" song came on.
I mean, who couldn't dance to that shit? I started busting a move, junk out and everything whe... | 11 | 4.818182 | |
1413940773 | 1413992500 | t3_2jy662 | t5_2to41 | 25 | xpcreaper: TIFU by trying to self-diagnose
So two years ago I was dating a girl and staying at her house for the whole week. Her parents are both gone so it's meant to be a week of cuddling with movies during the day and getting kissy kissy at night... It's meant to be, but 18 year old me is panicky and devoid of commo... | 5 | 5 | |
1413945417 | 1413947791 | t3_2jyeiu | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by kicking my family's MAC addresses off of my router
So today I did something really stupid by accident and decided to set my router to a whitelist-esque system (I forget the phrases used). I was hoping to temporarily kick my sister off, who hogs up all of our bandwidth on Netflix and ended up kicking ... | 5 | 2 | |
1413945645 | 1413947921 | t3_2jyexx | t5_2to41 | 3 | SableMink: TIFU by procrastinating and failing to pay tags on my car
This is about two months old and it really never occurred to me to post this here.
I live practically on the lake, which means of all things I can take up fishing again. On that note, I really am not too great of a fisherman.
I had taken it into m... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1413946612 | 1413950834 | t3_2jygkw | t5_2to41 | 16 | Zymaxid: TIFU by punching a spider.
After a long, hard day at work I rewarded myself with a few beers. And by a few, I mean six. As some of you fellow functioning alcoholics may be aware of, ideas that pop into your drunk head are rarely good ideas.
So, I head down the stairs, but at the front of the stairwell I see... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1413949513 | 1413951053 | t3_2jyll8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Lectovai: TIFU by testing the fog machine
I'm part of a highschool volunteer group and we were setting up a haunted house for a local elementary school's Halloween event. We just took all the equipment out from last year and we were sorting things out. Since many volunteers came it was hard to find something to help ou... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1413946864 | 1413993698 | t3_2jyh1h | t5_2to41 | 91 | planeteater: TIFU by taking the wrong medication this morning.
I was running late for work today, and I ran to the bathroom to take my blood pressure pills. I take two one is yellowish and the other marron.I was running low on the yellow ones I knew this but I Still had a few to last me three days. I rushed to work an... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1413947161 | 1414460355 | t3_2jyhjf | t5_2to41 | 6 | SomeDumBetch: TIFU by not littering
Soooo... A few years ago I decided that dating a mentally unstable alcoholic was a good use of my time (turns out that, no). I could probably fill a few pages with TIFU submissions which begin there. Obviously he had his good points, but a quarter century of alcohol abuse and a pre... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1413951823 | 1414075826 | t3_2jyp4s | t5_2to41 | 3,372 | [deleted]: TIFU by not locking the back door
Background: My apartment's on the ground floor of my building, and one of the conveniences afforded by this is a back door, in addition to the front door that goes to the hallway in the front of the building. It enters into the kitchen, and is adjacent to the bathroom and th... | 13 | 259.384615 | |
1413950655 | 1414026000 | t3_2jyne7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | ItchyTurtleShell: TIFU by straining to hard in the bathroom.
My first post, be gentle :D
This did not happen today,but I just remembered it.This summer on my way to church camp, we were on are way to Colorado from Texas, so it was a 23 hour ride. We stopped about every 4 hours to get drinks, pee, etc. It's 2 A.M., I w... | 4 | 4 | |
1413943811 | 1413966216 | t3_2jybob | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by rear-ending someone in my brand new car on my way to the airport to fly to a job interview.
Well, they always say this kind of stuff happens at the worst time... I was driving in my brand new Audi Q5 to the airport. Now, I didn't have to drive. I could have taken a cab; the company is covering my tra... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1413956196 | 1413981627 | t3_2jyv5l | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by flashing in a picture with my favourite band
Okay, so it didn't happen today, but I recently found the picture and figured I should post the story here
So I went to see this band a while back, and it would have been the best concert of my life if it wasn't for this moment.
In the middle of the con... | 3 | 2 | |
1413954631 | 1413982272 | t3_2jyt4u | t5_2to41 | 7 | bossislandhd: TIFU by ruining a two year friendship.
So this girl I have known for two years recently broke up with her boyfriend, me being the good guy that I am stayed up most of the night comforting her. Well since I started getting feelings towards her but always kept them hidden until tonight. She had read a post ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413958141 | 1414057852 | t3_2jyxcm | t5_2to41 | 993 | MasterCunnilinguist: TIFU - by kicking open a door
-sigh- I still feel like a fucking asshole. Im a pretty strange dude in the fact that still, even being close to mid 20's, i still love doing sophomoric shit like pretending like im shooting an imaginary gun, "slicing the pie" when walking around corners in case i have... | 10 | 99.3 | |
1413958792 | 1413985897 | t3_2jyy67 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by explaining hentai to my dad.
I was in the car going home from lunch with my dad, whilst we were on the freeway i spotted an unusual car with the licence plate "Hentai." Obviously i had to try and take a picture of it for that sweet sweet karma (By the way i didn't get the picture before he sped away ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1413958889 | 1414024438 | t3_2jyy9t | t5_2to41 | 21 | ChristmasCookiez: TIFU by buying candy and telling my girlfriend to go balls deep.
This particular fuck up happened about 30 minutes ago. But let's rewind to this afternoon first.
My girlfriend and I went to the pharmacy to buy some KY jelly for our second anal experience. Our first time was with some shitty off bra... | 3 | 7 | |
1413961003 | 1413962664 | t3_2jz0l9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | SandraForeal: TIFU by also calling a little kid cute
The previous TIFU reminded me of one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. It was quite a time ago so I'm remembering the details as best I can.
I was my uncles house one night and we went over to his neighbour's house for some beers because he was pretty c... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1413958388 | 1414038757 | t3_2jyxpe | t5_2to41 | 4 | SocStudentsAreNotDum: TIFU while having a tongue-in-cheek conversation with a student peer near the sociology department.
Today while attending my studies I arranged to meet with a former classmate after lunch to shoot the breeze. Normally when I see this person we talk about the vast differences in knowledge that cert... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1413957706 | 1414303165 | t3_2jywy9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Accidental_homophobe: Tifu by making a homophobic joke
So I'm in a high school with a pretty good gay population, a fact I didn't realize while walking out of school today. I was walking with two close friends and one of them said something stupid to which the other replied with something gay sarcastically. I decided t... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1413941821 | 1413997029 | t3_2jy841 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Iamaredditlady: TIFU by playing Destiny
I'm in carbo-loading mode for a race this weekend so I'm spending a chunk of my time eating and doing nothing.
To pass some time between meals I decided to play some Destiny. I haven't played for close to a week and totally forgot that it tends to make me nauseous.
About 10 min... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1413954497 | 1413986321 | t3_2jysy4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | peachesonmymeat: TIFU by thinking I could have a nice kitchen table for more than two days.
Our 9 year old is very crafty, and loves making stuff. She gets that from me. She's also incredibly clumsy and rather irresponsible at times. She gets that from her dad.
I spent all weekend refinishing our kitchen table. I had ... | 4 | 3 | |
1413964405 | 1414007553 | t3_2jz3v1 | t5_2to41 | 111 | poochy442: TIFU by asking a little kid if he wanted a ride
TL;DR at bottom for lazy folks
This happened few weeks ago. A little backstory first: I work as a janitor at a school, and this particular day, I was mowing the lawn. This was not some little dipshit mower, this is a big fucking tractor of a mower. The school i... | 6 | 18.5 | |
1413962838 | 1414171987 | t3_2jz2dy | t5_2to41 | 13 | emceelaren: TIFU by eating a Sriracha sandwich and then beating off
Before going to bed just before midnight, I put some Sriracha on a sandwich I bought earlier to fulfill my munchies. I was tired and wanted to eat quickly before going to bed. Once done, I wiped my hands off on a paper towel without washing them b/c I ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1413949994 | 1413981567 | t3_2jymcf | t5_2to41 | 4 | StretchTucker: TIFU by convincing my teacher I'm part of a religion that I'm really not.
So, like pretty much all fuck ups on here, this wasn't today, but the consequences have finally reached me today. But let me start at the beginning.
Over the summer of 2014 one of my closest friends traveled over to Kyrgyzstan (or ... | 3 | 1.333333 |
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