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1413958918 | 1413990386 | t3_2jyyb3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | YaSploogeYaLose: TIFU by Jerking Off
Like many TIFU's, this did not happen today but rather six months ago. I was hoping it would be forever locked away in the depths of my mind, but for some reason today it came back to haunt me.
It was Friday afternoon after a long and stressful week in high school, and being the i... | 3 | 2 | |
1413974787 | 1413978132 | t3_2jzck2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Veldron: TIFU by shaving in a bathroom with shitty lighting
So, we've got those shitty halogen lights in the bathroom. you know the kind, the ones that burn out as soon as you hook them up. three out of four of them don't work, and the one that does is over the shower, so gives fuck all light to the rest of the room. I... | 3 | 2 | |
1413974515 | 1413981829 | t3_2jzcc2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Spanglejerp: Tifu - everyone in subway hates me
like most this Tifu was a few months ago. I was standing in subway with my friend at a lunch time, the queue was massive! standing there I start people watching to pass the time and notice this rather cute little kid in a buggy. He notices me too and starts to giggle smil... | 3 | 1 | |
1413974535 | 1414058314 | t3_2jzcco | t5_2to41 | 102 | SweatyNuts69: TIFU by blasting porn on a portable speaker to my whole family without knowing.
Earlier in the day I was trying out my new portable sharkk portable speaker with some tunes from my phone to test it out. It was late at night so I decided to go to bed and relieve my sack with a bit of good old porn on my pho... | 5 | 20.4 | |
1413979075 | 1413982440 | t3_2jzgwr | t5_2to41 | 12 | GamerMcGame: TIFU by getting drunk and not eating all day.
-> Be me.
-> Find $20 in wallet.
-> decide it would be funny to order $20 worth of $1 menu at Mcdonalds.
-> take shower.
-> Stumble/Walk to Mcdonalds. (1 mile each way)
-> Order 13 mcgriddles and 5 hashbrowns.
-> It'll be a minute
-> Lau... | 6 | 2 | |
1413966535 | 1413996864 | t3_2jz5kw | t5_2to41 | 8 | iamtoastshayna69: TIFU by not paying the water bill on time
This actually happened today. I am a month late on my water bill and it was due Monday. I realized this on Tuesday morning and sent it in later that day. Now I had not tried to use the water all day and I work tomorrow. My boss has made it clear that if I do n... | 4 | 2 | |
1413976818 | 1414022179 | t3_2jzeje | t5_2to41 | 928 | Granoligemmoli: TIFU by taking my wii to work.
A few years ago I was teaching a class of 11 and 12 year olds. An important part of being a teacher is acting holier than thou, giving lectures on respect, not swearing etc.
The students worked well for a semester and got to choose a reward to celebrate. They chose a gamin... | 7 | 132.571429 | |
1413977132 | 1414028336 | t3_2jzev0 | t5_2to41 | 65 | _whitelightning: TIFU by throwing a ball.
Proof: http://imgur.com/4q8mojK
So today I was casually minding my own business while jogging in my park. I'm not exactly Usain Bolt but hey, I was moving.
Next thing I know, a rugby ball appears in front of me. I see its owner standing ~ 20 metres away and I thought why not?... | 3 | 21.666667 | |
1413982900 | 1413986147 | t3_2jzlm0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Jwork87: TIFU by not loosing my virginity
Of course, like most TIFU posts, this was years ago.
I have always been the socially awkward type. In high school, I only had a few female friends, and basically gave up on losing my virginity at this point in my life. I was fat, ugly, and shy. Not a whole lot to bring in the... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1413985289 | 1414640979 | t3_2jzp59 | t5_2to41 | 186 | Jordan011: TIFU by sleeping with my sisters best friend
This actually happened about a month ago but here's my story.
A little back-story. My Sister hates it when me and her best friend hang out (both older than me) because she always thinks something is going on with us. After me and - we'll call her B - figured this... | 10 | 18.6 | |
1413985084 | 1414041472 | t3_2jzotb | t5_2to41 | 3,674 | Cleo_Blackwood: TIFU by not wanting to fart in front of cute Japanese girls.
So I'm an international student at a Japanese university, in the Kansai area. Today for my architecture class, we went on a trip to Kyoto, to visit a temple there. There are quite a few cute Japanese girls in this class, so when nature called ... | 15 | 244.933333 | |
1413984506 | 1414095613 | t3_2jznwx | t5_2to41 | 325 | Mintpatty99: TIFU by fainting and waking up naked in front of my coworkers
I'm a female in my late 20s. My work has recently installed a small gymnasium for staff to workout during lunch breaks and after work. Today I decided to workout during lunch, so did some weights followed by 20 minutes of some high-intensity car... | 15 | 21.666667 | |
1413987443 | 1414041532 | t3_2jzspx | t5_2to41 | 1,348 | TueTueTue: TIFU by cutting myself on a piece of bread.
That's it actually. I managed to cut my finger on a piece of bread.
I toasted it, and while in the process of holding it with my right hand to butter it with my left, I cut myself on the crust. Clean cut, blood spilled.
Not much more to tell, now laugh at me.
no... | 8 | 168.5 | |
1413988401 | 1413993532 | t3_2jzuez | t5_2to41 | 16 | OldenWorld: TIFU by accidentally eating one of my crusty anal worms
Hey guys, what's up? I'm fairly new to Reddit, let alone this Subreddit in particular. Having only just discovered it the other day, I've been thoroughly enjoying myself reading everybody's fuck-ups. Looking back on my 21 years of life, I can recall a ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1413990393 | 1414144591 | t3_2jzy0j | t5_2to41 | 67 | purplepippin: TIFU by accidentally calling my very new boss a 'fat bastard'.
This was a while ago but it still haunts me. I was working as a receptionist and part of my duties was to collect food for bosses when they had to work through their evening meal. There were two of them, both unfortunately called Michael, at t... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1413990182 | 1414074362 | t3_2jzxlf | t5_2to41 | 10 | yUno_original: tifu by forgetting to put a mug under the keurig.
Yup. Go to the work Keurig. Greeted by "Empty the K-Cup Bin", wicked annoying. Moved mug, emptied bin and closed the door. Pressed my desired ounceage. Talked to co-worker before noticing the mug on the counter. Best part - some a-hole left that last ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1413990622 | 1414010196 | t3_2jzygw | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by jumping in after sunglasses.
This happened over the summer but just reared its ugly head again. Wife and I go to the lake quite often in the summer which usually ensues in all day drinking and floating behind the boat. We decide to head back to the house to check on the ribs in the smoker to see if t... | 5 | 3 | |
1413991057 | 1414000802 | t3_2jzz7e | t5_2to41 | 9 | BowtieSam: TIFU by going to class
So this is my first post and this happened not even five minutes ago so it's still freshly burned in my memory.
I am a freshman in college. It is worth noting I get embarrassed and turn bright red in about 2 seconds when something awkward happens. Anyways on Wednesday my schedule is l... | 3 | 3 | |
1413990774 | 1413997473 | t3_2jzypm | t5_2to41 | 16 | Ilovelapris: TIFU by turning down the thermostat
My fuck up happened last night, while I was staying over at my girlfriends. My girlfriend and her roommate have an ongoing battle about the temperature of the apartment at night, my girlfriend and I like it lower, around 70-71, while her roommate likes to keep it at a ba... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1413992028 | 1414077553 | t3_2k012i | t5_2to41 | 280 | bensawn: TIFU by signing a sympathy card "happy birthday"
this didnt actually happen today but whatever i figure you guys want to hear why i'm a dumb asshole all the same.
so in law school we are divided into classes of like 100 people. even though we barely know each other we send birthday cards around the classroom... | 6 | 46.666667 | |
1413941191 | 1414021927 | t3_2jy6xh | t5_2to41 | 3 | SoccerFuckUp: TIFU By Stealing a Goal From my Teammate in Soccer.
Ok well this didn't happen today but happened about 7 years ago. This happened while I was in little league soccer.
So there I am running across the field with me behind a teammate who has the enemy beside him with the ball. My teammate steals the ball ... | 3 | 1 | |
1413992583 | 1413993082 | t3_2k025m | t5_2to41 | 13 | LtCookieMobster: TIFU by listening to Ariana Grande
To understand this story completely there's a bit of a backstory.
So today I was in the car and decided to play my playlist that I made on my iPhone. I got to school and I was still listening to my music. Now I have those new iPhone headphones with the thing that can... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1413989672 | 1413996863 | t3_2jzwnc | t5_2to41 | 18 | Ibn_Roshd: TIFU by getting off the bus
Context: I'm a foreign student at a German university. After two years of slacking and being an all-around loser at a first university, I decide to move and start over at a new one. I'm pretty awkward and clumsy, and the results of this are often messy.
Now to the FU: So this happ... | 3 | 6 | |
1413993175 | 1414002368 | t3_2k03d7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being nice to a girl
So basically, this chick randomly hits me up on this app meet me about taking her to a pool party. After an hour of talking, i decided fuck it, why not, reddit would be mad at me if I didn't, and she didn't have a ride so I was trying to be nice. So I pick her up and take her to ... | 3 | 3 | |
1413989046 | 1414111036 | t3_2jzvj6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | olivetree1546: TIFU by brake checking too hard.
So at my school we had a senior day and on that day seniors come to school take pictures and then eat some bagels. The problem is that we have to sit there for 4 hours which is ridiculous. So my friends and I decided to cut the day after the picture and drive around. Aft... | 3 | 2 | |
1413988040 | 1414025741 | t3_2jztr1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | flyZerach: TIFU by getting high and wanking
**Back story**: I'm 17 and a frequent smoker. In fact, I'm high right now [6]. I was going to kick back and smoke some weed with a bro. Later, the plan was cancelled. So I was free for the rest of the day and I thought why not smoke alone? So I locked the doors and made a nic... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1413994555 | 1414041409 | t3_2k060a | t5_2to41 | 11 | KaptainFudge: TIFU by screaming at a random lady on the phone at work
So, this happened yesterday and I didn't have time to write out until now. A little background – I work for a call center that reviews car insurance policies, mostly for the renewals; we do both inbound and outbound calling. I also have the wonderful... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1413995279 | 1414092209 | t3_2k07ep | t5_2to41 | 7 | goddamnit4449: TIFU by letting a homeless man sleep in my house for the night.
Throwaway.
So, I recently got promoted, and I was feeling damn good about it. Just a little bit of background: 3 years ago, I was on the streets, and I managed to get back on my feet due to the kindness of one of my acquaintances letting me... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1413995561 | 1414070628 | t3_2k07zr | t5_2to41 | 192 | ThisMustBeThrownAway: TIFU by telling my wife's best friend she had sex with her husband
Ok guys... this is a different type of TIFU and it might turn out quite long. There are multiple TIFU's that lead to the final TIFU. This is very personal, so I'm using a throwaway. Fake names are used to protect identity.
To s... | 12 | 16 | |
1413995812 | 1414002823 | t3_2k08ht | t5_2to41 | 55 | Queerinlove: TIfU when I asked my husband if he wanted a blowjob for good luck.
We were sitting in our bedroom and he is playing trial fustion on his ps4. He was playing on a very hard track and he was getting very frustrated and angry at the game, so I asked him if he wanted a blow job for good luck. I chuckled to let... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1413995712 | 1413997328 | t3_2k08b7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | boomboombelinda: TIFU-sharted at the bar with my husband
FNABolt: Tifu by cleaning the womens bathroom up from puke and found shitty drawers.
boomboombelinda: Well, I did wrap them up and threw them in the trash can. AND I didn't miss the toilet when I puked. So, no mess from me! I was drunk, not a bitch.
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1413994758 | 1414103016 | t3_2k06el | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU: By getting too stoned before going to Subway
Actually happened about a year ago, just decided I'd share it finally.
So I'm with half a dozen friends drivin around and we pick up some chronic weed. The only thing we had to smoke out of was a big Gatorade bottle with a bowl instead of a cap. We packed ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1413995417 | 1414178138 | t3_2k07pd | t5_2to41 | 143 | throwaway00810: TIFU by kissing the man I've been in love with for 14 years.
Reddit, I fucked up. At least, I'm pretty sure I fucked up. This is going to be a long story so please bear with me.
I met my friend a long long time ago - 14 years ago to be precise- when our parents happened to be staying at the same hotel... | 8 | 17.875 | |
1413997753 | 1414085142 | t3_2k0c84 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Cantwait2graduate: TIFU while having sex with my GF
My GF and I are strong Christians. However, ever since we had sex, we haven't been able to stop. It will start in the kitchen, end on the living room floor. Just cuddling and watching Notre Dame, I'll give her a kiss. Next thing you know she is on top and I'm watching... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1413997319 | 1414081963 | t3_2k0bdj | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU: Trying to drive through a blizzard for the sake of sex.
This actually happened last winter.
I'm from Tennessee, so we don't get snow or ice on our roads hardly ever. At the time, I was driving a 1998 Lexus GS300 with no ABS, traction control, or skid control. This isn't a problem in TN because we don... | 5 | 9 | |
1413999074 | 1414072625 | t3_2k0exd | t5_2to41 | 7 | 0ktoberfest: TIFU by not realizing I was going into a registered pedophiles home almost everyday for the first 15 years of my life.
I have been really good friends with a kid who lived down my street since kindergarten. I used to go over his house everyday when I was little. I'm 18 now and was browsing the internet whe... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1413998964 | 1414016429 | t3_2k0ep5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | whyblut: TIFU by redditing.
I need to make a quick stop at the restroom on my way to the cafeteria while at work. I have my phone out and on reddit to make my walk more entertaining and <F*CK UP ALERT> I'm not really paying attention to where I'm going. I walk into the (newly renovated) restroom - immediately not... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1414000337 | 1414003126 | t3_2k0hfk | t5_2to41 | 28 | Hardcore-PWN: TIFU- by scarring my little cousins for life
Right, so I live pretty much in the middle of nowhere by the coast, and I had been away from my house for a few weeks after taking a trip to the US and my family organised a surprise BBQ for my return. Now let me explain my situation, I have a large garden and ... | 4 | 7 | |
1414001418 | 1414002093 | t3_2k0jly | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU boss found my reddit, now I'm unemployed.
Yup. Boss found my reddit account, told me I've posted something about the company (whut?) that counts as confidential. I DID NOT KNOW THIS. I don't even know what post he's referring to. So yeah, thanks reddit, I am now unemployed once again.
I use a fake name... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1414001929 | 1414071792 | t3_2k0kmd | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too meticulous
Last Wednesday, I left my headlights on while in a meeting. When I returned to my van the battery was dead.
The next day, when I got back to the office after lunch, I was determined not to make the same mistake. So, I methodically turned off my headlights, radio and all the ins... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1414001072 | 1414086104 | t3_2k0ixg | t5_2to41 | 858 | probably-maybe: TIFU by helping my waiter win a bet.
My waiter at OrangeFly's couldn't believe the amount of food I ordered (I hadn't eaten all day, eyes were wide and stomach was willing) and came back saying somebody in the kitchen challenged him that I wouldn't eat it, and apparently he bet my waiter 10 bucks. I lik... | 8 | 107.25 | |
1413998949 | 1414012405 | t3_2k0eo1 | t5_2to41 | 76 | Kindestguy: TIFU by missing my doctors appointment
This happend earlier today. Let me start about by saying that I am absolutely not a morning person. Last week I made a doctors appointment and when she asked if wednesday was okay, I said that was fine so she put me at 8:20 AM. I useally wake up at like 12 if I dont ha... | 7 | 10.857143 | |
1414004268 | 1414083516 | t3_2k0pak | t5_2to41 | 416 | kapu_koa: TIFU by spitting on my wife and maybe ruining a wedding.
So, my wife is a cosmetologist by trade, but is currently a stay at home mom. Today she was doing the hair of two bridesmaids for a wedding her best friend was going to (that we didn't get invited to for another TIFU story), and I was sitting around pla... | 5 | 83.2 | |
1414004861 | 1414005446 | t3_2k0qfz | t5_2to41 | 37 | LookAround: TIFU by getting fired at the most unfortunate time.
I was fired last week from my seasonal part-time job on a haunted hayride with no explanation beside I did not 'fit in' to the 'family'. I drove the mile from my house to the farm to get my paycheck only to find that it was shorted a day. I immediately bro... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1414004802 | 1414026233 | t3_2k0qbp | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU: by asking my boss if our ranch smelt like semen to him
He just looked at me and was like: you're more attuned to that smell than I am I'm sure.
Audifred6267: You cum in your salad dressing? Added saltiness I guess.
Cruentus5: Cum doesn't really taste very salty...
Audifred6267: You've tasted the cum o... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414005777 | 1414008461 | t3_2k0s8x | t5_2to41 | 16 | Theflamer8: TIFU by hitting on my maths teacher
created an account to post this i thought it would fit in nicely
the title says it all but the full story shall be relayed
It was just a regular day doing regular lessons when time came to go to maths i had no idea the embarrassment that awaited me time came to stop mes... | 4 | 4 | |
1414005873 | 1414020548 | t3_2k0sez | t5_2to41 | 19 | Delstein: TIFU by laughing at a girl with dyslexia
This happened just over an hour ago.
Today in English class we were giving research presentations, and today a girl got up, seemingly confident and nice. Her presentation was good, but she stumbled over a few words, which some people around me found funny, and, despit... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1413994759 | 1414026817 | t3_2k06ep | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying bitcoin through reddit
TIFU by trying to buy $9 of bitcoin to use at the farmer's market.
I posted in /r/bitmarket to buy $9 of bitcoin at bitstamp rate for $10 of amazon that I received from my friend for my birthday and someone replied who had an account 5 years old and a thread of "complete... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1414009279 | 1414094599 | t3_2k0zct | t5_2to41 | 148 | throwaway_kdjfkljaeh: TIFU by accidentally propositioning my sister-in-law for anal sex
So, myself and my wife's brother both enjoy astronomy.
We both share a sense of humour that is, at its most cultured, Beavis-and-Butthead grade.
I text him and ask if he wants to go out as conditions are perfect that evening. We ... | 7 | 21.142857 | |
1414009744 | 1415844252 | t3_2k10dn | t5_2to41 | 7,922 | cantickle: TIFU by installing the cloud-to-butt extension
There's an extension that converts any appearance of "cloud" on a webpage to "butt". I work in web development and as such am exposed to a lot of marketing copy about How To Use The Cloud To Disrupt Your Business Vertical and the like. I installed this extension... | 15 | 528.133333 | |
1414010418 | 1414035548 | t3_2k11qs | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by pulling an allnighter
So I'm a college student in New York City and have a two hour commute. So today I had a midterm for Calc II. I'm really really bad at math, so I decided to pull an allnighter.
So in the morning I get on the train and like usual there isnt a single seat available. So I just hol... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1414011294 | 1414072668 | t3_2k13km | t5_2to41 | 302 | yomkippur: TIFU by losing myself to primal lust and sucking on gf's cheek
Technically it was yesterday, but an important element happened today.
So, last night I was over at my gf's house, about to celebrate the removal of her IUD with a three-hour steamboat ride down the torpid and steamy river of lusty joy. Her IUD ... | 7 | 43.142857 | |
1414012331 | 1414065056 | t3_2k15mr | t5_2to41 | 18 | YaSploogeYaLose: TIFU by Swallowing My Own Cum
Like many TIFU's, this did not happen today but rather six months ago. I was hoping it would be forever locked away in the depths of my mind, but for some reason today it came back to haunt me.
It was Friday afternoon after a long and stressful week in high school, and be... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1414010992 | 1414014637 | t3_2k12xm | t5_2to41 | 9 | omgwtf2394: TIFU by eating cheese.
This happen yesterday. No throwaway cuz fuck it.
So i had plans on going out with my friends to our local wing stop to grab some wings. 50 cent wings you cant go wrong with that. I was really hungry so i decide to buy some nachos to kill the evil beast in my stomach. Wrong move, I kn... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1414012490 | 1414013416 | t3_2k15yu | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by failing a test.
Fuck.
Fuck..
Fuck...
I failed my Q1 2014 Tests in school today.
So, my Teacher, (I'll call her B.O.B [Twin Peaks, Anybody?], for the sake of her identy) So, B.O.B walks up to me, and says "I need to talk to you." After about thirty minutes of her explaining my "potential" (ONLY,... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414012058 | 1414013760 | t3_2k153j | t5_2to41 | 5 | monroetrojanman: Tifu by playing truth or dare
Ok. It wasnt today, it was last week. I was offered to play t.o.d. and my friends can be real dicks when it comes to dares. So, as the puss i am, i always pick truth. Well dick dave as ill call him asks me if for $50 ill drink a shot of epicat. I say maybe. Obviously i don... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414013458 | 1414088973 | t3_2k17v8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | epicwild: Tifu with this out of my league girl
This was actually not today was yesterday. Ok so i meet this girl in my school, i find her very attractive girl i can say im nerdy but i can talk with girls not like that akwaldly, so i start talking to her and e hung out at lunch but with other people around, i make her ... | 4 | 1 | |
1414014733 | 1414018816 | t3_2k1acf | t5_2to41 | 6 | MrShadow541: TIFU By accidentally stabbing myself in class.
So it's a weds-day and I stayed up till 2:23 last night, thinking id survive another school day waiting for Friday. So I wake up, go to school. (Trip on my way there btw) I sit in class 1st Period, almost over. Than suddenly I get the urge to sleep like a moth... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414007256 | 1414037633 | t3_2k0v7b | t5_2to41 | 5 | Relle-Brightblade: TIFU by asking if someone was okay.
As a bit of relevant information, I took testosterone for a year as a body modification to bring my appearance more in line with androgyny. One of the permanent changes is that my voice dropped from sounding like a voice actress from a kid's show to that of a male ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414016299 | 1414111630 | t3_2k1ddl | t5_2to41 | 324 | DatKask: TIFU by not recognizing my gf
Long story short.
My girlfriend's birthday was tonight and it's been 11 months now,almost a full year of us being together
At herbirthday party,some people were already there when i arrived i casually greet everyone and i ask them if they saw her anywhere.
They tell me she's in... | 9 | 36 | |
1414013344 | 1414088691 | t3_2k17nc | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU - Accidental anal penetration
Happened a while ago, but anyways...
Second date, came back to her place. Missionary position, I've got her pinned down (Elbows resting above her shoulders, hands holding her arms down) I'm (M) on top, teasing her by gliding my plane along the whole runway, She's wet, she ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1414017888 | 1414103820 | t3_2k1gd6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | sawtoothpetey1: TIFU by Punching a guy for doing his job
So this happened this past weekend.. Ever been to one of those haunted house / hay ride things? Well I haven't. Not for any reason in particular, most of them are a couple hours drive west in to PA, just never got around to going when this time of year comes ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1414013650 | 1414045326 | t3_2k187u | t5_2to41 | 61 | Danitay: TIFU by trying to be snarky to a clipboard asshole in NYC...with a mouth full of coffee
I was walking briskly on 34th St. towards 9th Avenue with a Starbucks coffee in my hand. I see two clipboard assholes up ahead and I decide I'll go the snarky response route (if they approached me). I suddenly make eye cont... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1414019827 | 1414020914 | t3_2k1jv2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | totalepicfailz: TIFU by sending a picture to my girlfriends friend..... Twice!
Just happened about 10 mins ago.
Was browsing /r/pics and on Skype when I came across [This image](http://i.imgur.com/fXc9Q1Q.jpg) . I was kind of worried/confused about it and started to talk to my friend about it. Decided to show him the ... | 4 | 1 | |
1414020409 | 1414023141 | t3_2k1l1i | t5_2to41 | 16 | 12wienerdogs: TIFU by licking the inside of my donuts.
So i work in landscaping and everyday me and my partner hit up 711 for a quick breakfast. Anyway I got my two donuts for 99 cents and a small coffee like usual and walked back to the truck. This is when i kind of loss myself cause it is 6AM and i just woke up, so I... | 4 | 4 | |
1414018267 | 1414022168 | t3_2k1h2p | t5_2to41 | 6 | mpprog: TIFU by not asking someone if they were a boy or a girl
Not today, not spectacular, more of a confession.
I was working for a pollster, it was a survey on clothing, brands and stuff. It was one of the rare surveys we did with minors (with parental permission).
So I call up this one place and do the intro and... | 3 | 2 | |
1414017914 | 1414023969 | t3_2k1gf7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | wally8654: TIFU by blacking out
The first time I blacked out was freshman year, new year’s eve. My parents never knew that I drank but after that night they did. I came home with vomit on my sweater trying to drunkenly convince my conservative mother that "I'm not drunk!" But that's a story for another day. From that p... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1414021468 | 1414036953 | t3_2k1mxq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being home while my ex moved out of my house.
This will be long, tl;dr at the bottom. The repercussions of the fuck-up start at paragraph 5.
So this happened about a year ago. My girlfriend and I had been living together for about 5 months, after dating for just short of 2 years. (I owned the ho... | 4 | 2 | |
1414022557 | 1414028188 | t3_2k1p00 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Grelms: TIFU by letting my fear of pedo-hysteria keep me from doing the right thing
Earlier today I was driving home after work, as I was driving along some rather rural roads I saw a little girl walking around seemingly on her own. I wanted to stop and make sure she was alright but I didn't want to risk looking like s... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1414023433 | 1414071254 | t3_2k1qk9 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by burning a dead rat.
This happened only a few hours ago.
Earlier today I stopped at the pet store to buy a frozen feeder rat for my ball python, Loki. I don't feed him that often, seeing as how ball pythons only need to eat every week or so. So I get home, throw the rat into a bowl of water to defro... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1414022601 | 1414027839 | t3_2k1p3n | t5_2to41 | 19 | Fire_Medic: TIFU by not paying attention to my choice in music.
So, I work as an EMT and occasionally we have to do interfacility transports. That is to say, non-emergent transports from hospital to hospital or hospital to nursing home, trips to and from dialysis, etc.
Now, I whistle quite regularly. Usually whatever... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1414022440 | 1414026699 | t3_2k1osg | t5_2to41 | 38 | gaaaah13: TIFU by leaving a sex toy in my bed while my parent was visiting
Basic story, had been out drinking the night before, shameful and embarrassing, living a slightly depraved life, woke up hungover and spent two hours power cleaning the flat for my mother who was in town.
I was too much in pain to really sort ... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1414021193 | 1414030429 | t3_2k1mfz | t5_2to41 | 7 | sumoji: [NSFW] Tifu by breaking someone's bong.
This just happened about 3 hours ago.
I was with a friend who I barely chill with and were meeting up with more people who I don't even know to smoke some bowls before I had to go back to class.
Keep in mind I had no weed on me to smoke, and I was entirely freeloading.
W... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414024790 | 1414026861 | t3_2k1t22 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing that my roommate of 5 years is bi and is in love with both me and my girlfriend.
Context: Throughout my time in college, I had a lot of different roommates, but by the time I graduated I had a pretty solid group of college friends. It was me, my girlfriend, my three roommates from senio... | 3 | 2 | |
1414025436 | 1414430668 | t3_2k1u7t | t5_2to41 | 12 | Phillygsteak: TIFU by helping a girl with back pain.
So this actually happened about eight years ago, but that's almost a prerequisite for this sub right?
So I've always been the guy that cracks backs. Friends know that I've got the magic touch so back cracking is a daily occurrence for me. I've even developed a ba... | 4 | 3 | |
1414026892 | 1414073977 | t3_2k1wun | t5_2to41 | 18 | sgtstumpy: TIFU by telling my SO I want anal [NSFW]
My SO got off work late. She has been working the dreaded late shift and all other departments are gone by 5, so she's pretty much there alone.
Her job is to handle escalated customer complaints. The other day she was called a bitch over the phone by an irate hag. Sh... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1414027907 | 1414029038 | t3_2k1yod | t5_2to41 | 5 | CryptoCentric: TIFU by letting insecurity win
Two things - [1] yes, this is another "sex story" but it's got a twist y'all might enjoy; [2] this actually happened a few years ago but I've never had an appropriate audience for it before.
So I'm 20 years old at the time, a bit of an Ugly Duckling and a late bloomer in ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414026833 | 1414084562 | t3_2k1wqs | t5_2to41 | 5 | mildtifu: TIFU by cooking spaghetti for first time
Bought fettucini. Threw it in a pot. Burned it and left it undercooked at the same time. It was below satisfaction. Had to get takeout instead.
skunchers: Did you add water? At all? Or stir it? At all?
mildtifu: Yes. Yes. Yes. No.
MickOTool: So you added water, at all... | 5 | 1 | |
1414029296 | 1414030262 | t3_2k2175 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU By Not Turning Off My Alarm
Today I didn't have any school. Last night however I forgot to turn off my alarm that I usually have set to 5:40 AM. So this morning I was sleeping and I am woken up at 5:40 by my stupid alarm. Thankfully I was able to fall back asleep but it was very annoying.
TokenBlackk:... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1414030749 | 1414110295 | t3_2k23pj | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By using the cloud.
So this is kind of a simple fuckup- by that I mean I didn't accidentally shit my pants while accidentally fucking my mother.
Back in January, my new years resolution wasn't too normal- I was going to write down every new movie I watched this year, write a little about each, and give... | 4 | 1 | |
1414032189 | 1414035884 | t3_2k268i | t5_2to41 | 2 | changeop: /TIFU/ My girlfriend got a mysterious text from my mother that led her to believe I was planning to propose.
When I got home, she said "That text had my hopes up for a second". I replied "Well I thought you were going to clean the house today, so I guess we're both a little disappointed".
http://i.imgur.com... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1414031262 | 1414032903 | t3_2k24mk | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by staying in school
So, the other day I was in my English class and we has split off into groups. Now it's worth noting that the desks in my school look exactly like [this.](http://i.imgur.com/YM2y99z.jpg) So, anyway, to better be able to face the people in my group, I sat on the table portion of my de... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1414032251 | 1414036333 | t3_2k26cu | t5_2to41 | 3 | P1eman: TIFU by not talking to her.
There's this very cute girl who I pass on my way to class regularly. Everytime we pass both of us smile at each other which makes me think she's attracted to me as well; normally I'm in too much of a hurry to get to class to be able to stop and talk to her.
A little context, today it... | 3 | 1 | |
1414029198 | 1414075620 | t3_2k211w | t5_2to41 | 4 | Lerandomguy2: TIFU by eating spicy chips
This happened about twenty minutes ago. Let me start off by saying that I am a male in high school and enjoy self pleasure. So I am watching Doctor Who and the urge comes to me. I was eating takis at the time. For those of you who don't know, takis are a really delicious tortill... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414033159 | 1414034520 | t3_2k27vh | t5_2to41 | 3 | triceraclops: TIFU by being a rude dick.
So I gotta confess. I did a bad thing today for no reason. It's shown me how jaded my views on social interaction have become. I went from a very positive young guy to kind of an awkward, moody and unpleasant 20-something.
So I work at a gas station. It's not so bad. I get to b... | 3 | 1 | |
1414034438 | 1414041471 | t3_2k29za | t5_2to41 | 3 | Aleix07: TIFU by having a traffic cone in my bathroom.
This didn't happen today, but yesterday. I currently live in college dorms and we have monthly room inspections. It is REALLY hard to fail these. Essentially, you can only fail by having contraband (which is considered almost anything from alcohol to extension c... | 3 | 1 | |
1414034903 | 1414088296 | t3_2k2aql | t5_2to41 | 9 | sicgun_: TIFU by accidentally making a racist joke
Hey so I've been lurking for a while and finally got my tifu. So earlier, like 15 minutes ago I fucked up. I walked into my dorm room after smoking with my friends and I realized it reeked in my dorm. I have an air freshener in my room and it's scent is "fresh cotton l... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1414030545 | 1414036539 | t3_2k23by | t5_2to41 | 6 | hashbrownsnbacon: TIFU by paying $12.25 for a single week's worth of laundry
The laundry machines at my student residence are quite small, so a week's worth of laundry didn't fit into a single machine and was split up into two instead. I put my delicates into a laundry bag at a nearby table, then tossed the detergent i... | 3 | 2 | |
1414032530 | 1414089216 | t3_2k26sr | t5_2to41 | 12 | Jroo158: TIFU Pulling My Phone Out During Church
So earlier today around 6:30pm before church started (It was a 7:00pm service, don't ask me why it was so late I had no idea) I was showing my friend some Vines and happened to see in my likes that I had some Montage Parody ones (see /r/montageparodies). We watched a cou... | 3 | 4 | |
1414035300 | 1414080399 | t3_2k2ben | t5_2to41 | 31 | MetalEd: TIFU by trying to help my parents
My mom just recently got her first laptop. I helped her set it up and all is well except my parents have just a desktop pc hooked up to a cabled router/dsl modem, ie, no wifi. I wanted her to be able to use it without cabling in in the same room.
So when they came to visit... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1414035891 | 1414194410 | t3_2k2cci | t5_2to41 | 84 | [deleted]: TIFU by unintentionally tugging on a dead raccoon's penis.
Ok, this wasn't today... it happened two years ago.
Two years ago I worked on a farm. Most of the fields have [gated pipe](http://i.imgur.com/fdzWN0K.jpg) for irrigation. Now... the way that we change what section of the field to water is we open ... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1414036902 | 1414039431 | t3_2k2dxi | t5_2to41 | 3 | Caststarman: TIFU by conversing with a girl about the Anonymous Masturbater
A little backstory to the Anonymous Masturbater.
On Monday during classes, I asked to go to the bathroom, since I had to take a leak. The walk to the bathroom was an average one. I could hear the other classes going about their day, an Englis... | 3 | 1 | |
1414038964 | 1414054028 | t3_2k2h11 | t5_2to41 | 14 | someoneofimportance: TIFU by being a horny kid.
I am 20 year old male and since I lost my job I have been watching a lot of porn because I have little money to buy girls beer and would rather hang out with my friends. (I'm single)
I've started working a new job last week and I knew I was going to get paid soon so I ... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1414040133 | 1414083558 | t3_2k2inh | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU- by sending nudes to an old friend and telling my bf
Ok so this happened a few months ago but I am still dealing with some of the consequences.
Ok so anyways a couple months ago I was dating a guy let's call him S. Anyways so we were dating it had been about a month and one night I was talking to a goo... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1414040168 | 1414613488 | t3_2k2ipt | t5_2to41 | 71 | theMostLegitUsername: TIFU by sending a picture of my boobs to all of my friends, family and a few acquaintances.
So I was just having a glass of wine in the bath texting my oldest and dearest friend after a long day at work, her and I have a very odd friendship which is solely based on the fact that we both tend to be... | 5 | 14.2 | |
1414042006 | 1414169950 | t3_2k2l3n | t5_2to41 | 95 | eixybp: TIFU by breaking into a stranger’s apartment
My cousin (with whom I'm pretty close) moved into a new apartment with her boyfriend about two weeks ago. I had helped them unpack a bit, but I hadn’t really seen the furnished apartment.
I was packing for a trip when I remembered that she had borrowed my sleeping ... | 8 | 11.875 | |
1414043409 | 1414046734 | t3_2k2mse | t5_2to41 | 27 | qwerty12qwerty: TIFU by taking 75 mg of adderall to study for a test.
Long story short I know absolutely nothing about Calculus, the class I was studying for, but now mastered thermonuclear physics, my sock drawers pretty clean too.
edit:
Apparently I also posted to r/personalfinance and decided now was the time to ge... | 11 | 2.454545 | |
1414044647 | 1414098610 | t3_2k2o3a | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my ex
It's been rough. Breaking up with a girl that I like a whole lot .. because I know in my heart that things won't work between us. I have to own this and I don't really know how, how to just cut her out and move on. I'm bad at this stuff. We've only been together for 10 ish month... | 3 | 5 | |
1414045456 | 1414047878 | t3_2k2oz0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | lucky_slevin: TIFU by not attending a concert of one of my favorite bands, just because i would've been alone
A month ago i saw they would play in a small club here in berlin. While it's pretty alternative music i only had two friends i could ask if they'd come with me. Both bailed on me because of early working shifts... | 3 | 2 | |
1414049094 | 1414063410 | t3_2k2sij | t5_2to41 | 40 | Mojzo: TIFU by throwing rock and not looking
Okay, first time post and English language is not my native so sorry about that :)
Not really today, this happened 4 years ago.
I was inside a building undergoing complete reconstruction. There were workers removing old broken/damaged windows and putting them to side, then... | 4 | 10 |
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